THE BEST OF r/DANKMEMES

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

She just couldn't *let it go*

[@Mr.Unfunny69420]

Fr

[@MidniteSpectre]

She let it go. Her inhibitions, that is. She let the beast go.

[@birdos3044]

I'm gonna peel you

[@alice_weirddom]

Whyw are ou a fhsir

[@Dephyrus]

XD

[@Thomas_Everman]

I love how teachers tell us "You'll learn about plasma later" and then you graduate without ever being taught about plasma.

[@SlyHikari03]

For sure, I only heard plasma through word of mouth, someone said "actually, theres a fourth one called Plasma", this was back in 3rd grade iirc. I thought I was the only other person that knew about that.

[@lolzor96]

Oh you are not ready to hear about Boze-Einstein condensate and time crystal

[@Boxgang24]

@@lolzor96 you made that shit up edit: never mind!

[@lolzor96]

@@Boxgang24 Lol. Physics get pretty damn whacky after a certain point, don't they? I do not faullt you for your skepticism whatsoever and I commend you for looking it up and correcting yourself

[@SalahMohamed-v5f]

​@@lolzor96Time Crystal sounds like a premium currency in a trash mobile game

[@karuiGaming]

24:30 For those whose curious its because animators wanted -orn of Elizabeth so much that they made great strides in 3D animation software just to do it. And that is the backbone that the Overwatch -orn animations is built upon

[@SpookySeasoning]

Saying oops as a mathmetican: Saying oops while operating on a person:

[@robotinik0]

saying oops while meddling with the core of a nuke:

[@Sleepingcatgaming191]

saying oops when near the nuke button at your job for some reason:

[@samruff7494]

​@thatdudewiththeplant thats a pin, not a pen.

[@samruff7494]

@thatdudewiththeplant ah ok then

[@Thatguy24523]

People be like “summer is great because you get no school” have you heard of winter break?

[@karakuro298]

17:46 There are a lot of "Invincible" memes here, but this one flies under the radar because it's from the comic that the show is based on. The astronauts who are going to be the first humans on mars argue about who gets to go first and second, because "nobody remembers the third one. Seriously, who was the third person to step on the moon? I'll wait."

[@Emptylord]

@22:30 "Slowing down"-aka increasing the distance between you and the car in front-is how you're taught to react to cars being too close behind you. The whole point is to allow you time to safely react to what the car in front of you is doing without immediately getting rammed up the ass by the tailgater. The fact tailgaters have invented a conspiracy that it's a power-play is fascinating.

[@pencilduster2938]

21:07 you basically go between 9 weeks and 40 weeks to figure out how long that pregnancy lasts and it MIGHT be 24.5 week

[@TrashMammalMae]

I took half of the days from a normal human pregnancy, which would be 80 days. So maybe that?

[@Penguinnit]

@@TrashMammalMaethat would be 135

[@TrashMammalMae]

@@Penguinnit yeah I did it wrong lol I went in between numbers instead of dividing, oop

[@justagirlwearingglasses]

Meanwhile I'm trying to figure that out in relation to an elf's lifespan :I

[@TrashMammalMae]

@@justagirlwearingglasses what kind of elf? Cuz if we're talkin DnD, it can be between 750 to well over 2,000

[@marekbabb9072]

I have the idea for an SCP that is a bottle of shampoo that completely changes your hair. The more you use it the weirder it gets, like after 3 time tentacles spawning from your head

[@cynicalminion]

Like, each time, or one per tentacle?

[@marekbabb9072]

Each time@@cynicalminion

[@dacomputernerd4096]

So this is how splatoon happens

[@balls_gaming]

that's actually really cool

[@Themilkshield]

GIVE ME IT but sir, why NOT YOUR BUSINESS GIMY YOUR SCP NOW

[@grayqueen814]

Shrek wasn't released 21 years ago, 21 years were released after shrek.

[@zJoriz]

Oh! Oh! I know that one. 56:22 - that's Swedish powermetal band Sabaton. Their songs are about historic events and people, usually famous battles. The thing is though, they DO elaborate. They have separate in-depth videos about the people and things they sing about.

[@eagleraider444]

Heck yeah! A fellow sabaton fan!

[@Clouded_ZERO]

I love getting old spice commercials before watching _all of r/dankmemes_ .

[@RandomCronch]

Very fitting

[@vxmpkitti]

thought that said ice spice

[@Just-A-Chill-Gamer]

This is the best of r/dankmemes Side note, how do you italicize???

[@Clouded_ZERO]

@@Just-A-Chill-Gamer under scores like ._this_ , just remove the dot like _this_

[@Just-A-Chill-Gamer]

@@Clouded_ZERO thx

[@tommycoolatta6533]

56:20 I never expected to see Sabaton in an Emkay video.

[@electricdragon9366]

"I read it for the plot" Yeah, right, "plot".

[@JustCallMeEmily]

Tbf some of them actually do have some plot.

[@arukonsupreme124]

some big jucy "plot"@@JustCallMeEmily

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

​@@JustCallMeEmily177013 it isn't yaoi but still

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@JustCallMeEmily oh hi bob!

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@JustCallMeEmilyHello Steve

[@charalinedreemurr2953]

Robin: "California water is the worst." Flint, Michigan: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[@Anti-interesting]

22:27 that is actually a quote from the demon core indecent, not just a dumb joke

[@lucifershorts1302]

Shaggy doesn’t have any limits to his power in a way he can defeat all of anime so the ultimate showdown would be chuck noris and shaggy

[@BlazeFiresoul]

25:41 the SCPs I’ve made are basically just furries but not as much of an issue as the Antifurs say they are. The story behind them (there’s two) is Dr Blaze, an anthropomorphic fox, was just a regular fox a few years back before getting experimented on and got its evolution accelerated by 3000 years. And Julia, who is an anthropomorphic snow leopard, basically went through the same thing, just didn’t become a scientist at the foundation.

[@leogreck9984]

8:15 Back when Grandpa was working on cars they were little more then motorized wheeled buckets. Today they are like a household appliance. Great and handy yet unfixable I'd you don't spend considerable time studying them.

[@nothingnoone000]

That's why I love any boxy, square car made before the year 2000, idk why, but after that year, cars started to look ugly, no exceptions. Currently looking for a Fiat Panda 4x4 Sisley Mk1. I really like that one.

[@ydrib6086]

*NFT stands for:* *N* on-*F* unctional *T* errestrial-being

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Seems legit

[@tonyzefox]

Non functional testicles

[@creativanimator]

It actually stands for N-on F-unctional T-rash

[@dylanwoitekaitis4649]

And who said that I was one of

[@SlyHikari03]

Non Functional Terrorism

[@darkstarr984]

23:37 I literally will just not vary my speed when people tailgate me. They can hit me if there is an actual instance of needing to stop suddenly, I’ll sue them if I’m alive after. But no way am I going to do something as dangerous as brake check them. Plus when I did let them pass me, the people who tailgated me never passed! So they’re just being creeps. Let them.

[@wazzlesmo]

Pansexuality is a subcategory of bisexuality, it’s attraction without regard to sex or gender is the best way to describe it.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Also attraction towards pans, that's an important detail.

[@AlterationA]

Hank Hill WAS a minimum wage worker before he went to Strickland Propane. He worked at a mall store for denim (Arlen's Jeans West). He started working immediately out of high school with no college, and his dedication to giving actual effort what could succinctly be considered a dead-end job is what got him hired by Buck Strickland. It's clear that he likely wasn't immediately given an "Assistant Manager" position right away, meaning he likely did the low-level grunt work at Strickland Propane before working his way up. And as shown across various episodes, Hank gives respect AND care to the most menial of busywork, such as when he was forced to be a Tank Wipe for Thatherton. He knows where he came from, and generational wealth and nepotism played no part in it. So yes, he would respect minimum wage workers.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

"I don't give a shit" -Robin, every day

[@McLovinIt666]

2:17 “crystal bepis” had me crying

[@Justin.P]

End me

[@MmmmmChauvez]

crystal beth

[@Lord_Vampy]

56:23 band called Sabaton, all of there songs are about Military history, battles / people. good band

[@CrispyFwy]

21:32 it still is funny because you can guess that a random Peruvian survived rabies

[@vixshire3672]

24:40 it’s porn it’s porn Elizabeth was POPULAR ,But has nothing on well [Insert Overwatch character here]

[@luciferr-_]

9:17 robin became an opera singer for a hot minute there

[@justonechessguy]

13:36 yo netflix ain't lying, I'm that gay guy and I'm actually scared by how accurate that is.

[@hideyourchocobars7353]

24:35 And then overwatch 2 fell down the biggest set of stairs anyone had ever seen

[@MooseGaming33]

the nuclear joke at 22:22 is in reference to the tragedy talked about in this comment’s replys (I got my facts way wrong in the original version of this comment)

[@Justin.P]

"Well, that does it." Said Luis Slotin when his hand slipped, causing the Demon Core to go critical, giving him a fatal dose of radiation.

[@i.mguana3699]

Marshall Maximiser says hi

[@Cheese19003]

Also he was holding a screwdriver referencing how they did the experiment

[@bass-dc9175]

Okay there are MANY things wrong here. 1) "the brunt of the nuclear energy" He and his team took a large dose of neutron radiation. Not "nuclear energy". That term refers to energy that is being produced by a nuclear powerplant. Not the result of decay. 2) "More specifically he was testing the radiation levels of certain nuclear fusion ingredients " No he wasn't. He was testing criticality of plutonium when encased with a neutron reflector like Beryllium. It has nothing to do with fusion. 3) "when the bowl shaped ingredient fell onto the sphere causing the theoretical reactor to 'turn on'." No that is not a "theoretical reactor turning on". That was plutonium going critical. 4) "He pulled it off in less than a second but the damage was done and he eventually died to the radiation weeks later." He did not die weeks (plural) later. He died 9 days later. The above misstakes could have been prevented by a 1 minute google search. (Even as shallow as going to wikipedia and reading up on the "Demon Core" incidents)

[@Sir_fez_the_2st]

@@bass-dc9175better yet, go say hi to Kyle hill.

[@Atlasworld2005]

29:22 you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at this right now, my sides are splitting and I can barely see from laughing so hard

[@WoodyLAOH2C]

0:48 How the fuck Is this Relatable💀

[@J4YFR0MSP4C3]

2:16:38 I LOVE MAGNAPINNA SQUIDS, THEY'RE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL! BUT THEYRE SO RARE- I'VE BEEN BLESSEDDDD

[@FFVison]

As a former web developer, yeah, Internet Explorer was bad. Basically, you would have document designed around standards, then test for X version of IE, test for y version of IE, rules for all other versions of IE.

[@zJoriz]

Before Opera/Firefox, IE was the thing to code for and Netscape was the problem child. "Table padding? Yeah nah not gonna happen".

[@ChillGamerBlue]

16:03 that's a pretty solid Shaggy impression!

[@emmarandom4629]

35:50 can't say I understand the top half, but the bottom is about Asterix and Obelix

[@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer]

I came to the comment section only to make sure someone said this, here's your trophy master: 🏆

[@gabrielpevey1312]

56:22 for anyone wondering the name of the band is sabaton and they make the music they do because "why make new stories when you can retell the one's being forgotten" (PS the quote is not exactly what the man in the middle of the picture said, but it has the same meaning)

[@PastelScoops]

36:60 ngl, tall lanky men is one of my weaknesses

[@-zerxvil-5208]

Robin the whole time "I don't give a damm" Well what do you then?

[@Sapphire1568]

The thing about ADHD, basically, yeah.

[@Zephyeran]

30:10 Egg maker Incubator Egg maker drop egg into incubator Incubator make comfy stuff for baby If yes fertilized, keep comfy, start grow baby If no fertilized, auto yeet by scrunch and dump Can't hold it, just dumps out, no stopper like bladder or butt Easy.

[@lacucaracha111111]

4:00 5 6. isnt it cause 5 exists before it 4 is turned false by 5 , which is correct for 5 3 is the same as 4 just with more targets 2 is also turned false by 5 as you picked 5 1 is also false cause 5 is correct

[@gallicrexcinerea]

Your answer is correct, but your justification wouldn't be accepted, because you're going from the answer to the examples. If you were given this example in a math class (or IT class), here's the proof that would probably be accepted. 1. is false, as below it is a statement that contradicts it (2) In the event 2. was true number 4 would be true, which would make statement 2. false. 3. is false, because we've proved neither 1 nor 2 could be true 4 is the same as 3 due to 1, 2, 3 being false We have proved 1-4 is false, therefore 5 is true Since 5 is true, 6 is false.

[@tommarsdon5644]

But the justification is correct. I've never seen a question be rejected just because your justification isn't the right justification. As long as it exists and is correct, it should count.

[@gallicrexcinerea]

@@tommarsdon5644 Do you really think "1 is false because 5 is correct" is proper justification? I agree, as long as the justification is correct it counts, but the comment's wording is poor; that's what I tried to convey with my reply.

[@tommarsdon5644]

@@gallicrexcinerea but if one and only one of the options are right, then 5 being right leading to 1 being false is true.

[@gallicrexcinerea]

@@tommarsdon5644 Well, that's meta-knowledge; not something a mathematician would resort to. If the question was worded "Choose all correct answers", this justification would go out the window. Actually, the statement that irks me more is "4 is turned false by 5, which is correct for 5". The comment doesn't explain how 4 is false, just that it must be false for 5 to be correct.

[@cewla3348]

22:30 it's meant to be "Well, that does it." it's a reference to the infamous demon core, where a screwdriver was the only thing between a spooky rock and an unshielded nuclear reactor. The screwdriver slipped. The person operating the demon core said "Well, that does it." because he *knows* that he will die. also it's meant to be a blue flash because thats what happens when something TRAVELS FASTER THAN LIGHT CAN IN THAT MEDIUM (light slows down in things like air and water, so if something is at like 99% the speed of light it can be faster than light, which makes a massive blue light. basically the sonic boom of light.)

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1793 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@jaxsonreynolds5261]

dude what the hell? give this dude what he wants.

[@Mrpuggo0322]

I'm sorry dude you might aswell give up. That's way too long. Emkay was 1 year old since you started. Sorry dude

[@deenicecane4life693]

Wat

[@S0n0inSpac3]

Damn, 1793 days?

[@Reeeeeeeeee_eeeeee]

Keep it up, its gotta work at some point... *right?*

[@PastelScoops]

9:52 I mean, I arrived at my dentist appointment 23 hours early yesterday 😂

[@alexandermason-sx2og]

someone actually stole the “Doot” skeleton from my old profile picture; I made it while extremely stoned with access to Photoshop one day, and now it’s a meme that will outlive me

[@BucketOfOofs]

I call cap

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

@@BucketOfOofsyeah it would be his pfp right

[@5tellar.eclips3]

25:51 - yeah i did that. (this is my own log for it) scp-1147 "sketchbook of life" class: safe description: a seemingly normal notebook that turns your drawings into reality. any pencil will do. hell even pens work. though, drawing another scp in its page wont work, as it seems have understanding as to what may happen. logs: entry 1: so ive got the sketchbook here and a mechanical pencil. *proceeds to draw a cat* *audible purring next to the D-class* oh- hehe. youre a sweet little kitty! [END LOG]

[@tnk4me4]

22:21 Devil's screwdriver. They balanced nuclear material on the tip of a screwdriver. Hank Green covered this story once.

[@bass-dc9175]

No they ballanced a Beryllium half-bowl on the screwdriver. The nuclear material is what was at the center of that bysected hollow sphere.

[@tnk4me4]

@@bass-dc9175 quick question. If I said that they balanced soup on the tip of a screwdriver would you still be pedantic and say "no actually they balanced a ceramic bowl on the screwdriver the soup was inside the bowl" to me? I'm not trying to put you down just wondering how your thought processing works.

[@lebaznz]

​@@tnk4me4your counter example doesn't work. For the soup is in the bowl on the screwdriver. In the experiment it was more like soup in a bowl with another bowl upside down on top of the first and the screwdriver was between the bowls. So no soup was balanced on the screwdriver, only the upper bowl was.

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

"Are YOU gonna let a crackhead out-hustle you?" Yea, you're right, lemme sell my mother's television.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

1:48:43 I mean, the kid is not wrong. It’s an archaic usage, but still a valid definition nonetheless

[@Geminiboi490]

6:41 is so relatable, but I have not gone through the WWE phase yet

[@SkyRaider-31]

56:25 sabaton. The band is sabaton Now if youll excuse me ill be listening to "Christmas Truce"

[@xornoth]

25:43 just give some love to the cuddle monster and the infinite pizza box

[@oozian_]

this video made me exhale in surprise

[@silverfox2419]

My made up SCP is literally just a banquet of flowers that emits pheromones that change people's moods depending on which color of flower they sniff. A new flower grows back over night when it's picked and the flower heads can be grounded up and made into perfumes that apply the pheromones. The more interesting part is when 2 or more flower heads are sniffed together at the same time imagine experience being sad, angry, and happy all at the same time.

[@indianboyster]

16:04 see it often but such theories always assume Scoob ran at full speed instaid of adjusting his speed to stay with his owner Shaggy...

[@Shingo-ok1lz]

Well usually when they run in the show it's because they're scared or being chased if I remember correctly so yeah it's not that hard to assume that due to fear and adrenaline they're running full speed out of there. So it's actually more unlikely for Scooby to be running slower when he feels like he and his owner are in danger.

[@Larsen_illustrations]

Or that Scooby isn't like disabled or just runs slow

[@TheNewYorkstabber]

I don’t know why “me and frog we besties” had me rolling and I don’t know why 😂

[@lessefrost]

I was a space kid turned chemistry kid and barely grew out of it lol.

[@immagical7036]

1:46 hey Robin, just letting you know, if you ever manage to try Vegemite, *DO NOT* eat it with a spoon or slather it thickly on toast/bread!! It’s only to be spread thinly on toast/bread!!!!

[@j.p.6932]

12:31 I get they’re talking about finger cuffing but I still don’t get the joke

[@AustralianPenguin5463]

The 2 guys locked their pps together I think

[@j.p.6932]

@@AustralianPenguin5463 Well, finger cuffing (from what I’ve heard) is someone having sex with two different guys - one at each end. I just don’t get the “No homo,” “Understandable” bit. Are they saying doing that doesn’t make you gay, or that he doesn’t want to do it because he thinks it’s gay, or…? Although the thought of two guys getting their knobs stuck in a finger trap is hilarious! Apparently there are actually toys that are the same principle - but I don’t think the aim is to get stuck together,

[@yellowcombatgaming]

56:26 That's the Swedish Power Metal band Sabaton! The literal reason why I know about the Harlem Hellfighters

[@austinhager7413]

To anyone who didn't understand the bioshock infinite and overwatch meme, stay innocent.

[@lordnecro420]

That... didn't help.

[@austinhager7413]

@lordnecro4820 if you chose to look it up after I said that, curiosity, did you dirty not me.

[@lordnecro420]

@@austinhager7413 I didn't. ... are you implying what i think you're implying?

[@austinhager7413]

@lordnecro4820 I thought you questioned my first comment and looked it up

[@austinhager7413]

Mostly because I would have done that

[@ThatOneArchivist]

22:07 “Man that pizza place looks good. Wait, that looks like..ew gross they have broccoli on the pizza. Oh- I forgot to buy broccoli..well, if im going to the store then I might as well get some fruit too. Wait what was I doing?” (from experience)

[@thatboymoxie]

I would like to put forward Aslan from The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe (2005) for the godlike CGI. I'm still surprised by how good he looks

[@brutal1pneumonoultramicro89x09]

2:23 bro turned into soviet

[@shakibrahamani4583]

Can anyone explain that Coconut thing?

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

i would alsso like to know 😅

[@MorganMakesThings]

23:10 I get pissed off when people tailgate me when I'm already speeding. Like, "F**k you, dude, I'm not graduating from citation to misdemeanor for your ass. Pass me."

[@lacucaracha111111]

WHY WOULD INSTAGRAM BE A PICTURE OF A FILTER!?

[@pirobot668beta]

@46:42, I can't help think of unfortunate adventures in spelunking...

[@theemeraiddev4677]

Under An Hour Gang

[@AWizardAndaMouse3432]

Me

[@VynDimentional]

6:34 I was a ghost stories kid The other kids on the bus were freaking terrified

[@FUSION-NEXUS-GAMER69]

END ME!!!!!

[@TheDemonAscended]

21:30 long story short, a lady contracted rabies so doctors put her into a coma and her immune system eventually fought off the rabies. Making her the first known person to survive a virus with a 100% fatality rate.

[@GooberGonkers69]

4:33 🐸📲

[@j.p.6932]

4:58 While going #2 and flush immediately, so the poo isn’t just hanging around, it won’t smell. Am I the only one that’s figured this out? I told a couple of friends when they were joking about “destroying” a stall at work; but I don’t think they believed me.

[@stepver2273]

i'd like to know why germany is raiding reddit

[@stancentral]

Me to

[@antoschlebowski8300]

Me too

[@clovernacknime6984]

4:00 What's so stupid about it? It's a just a puzzle. And the answer: 1 asserts that 2 and 3 are true, but 2 asserts that 3 is false, thus 1 can't be true. 2 asserts that 3 and 4 are false, but if they are, 4 is true - 2 is the only true statement above - so 2 can't be true either. 3 asserts that 1 and 2 are true, which is false, so 3 is not true. 4 asserts that 1, 2 or 3 is true, but they aren't, so 4 is not true. 5 asserts that 1, 2, 3 and 4 are false, which is true, so 5 is true. And 6 asserts that 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 are false, which is not true, so 6 is not true. So the answer is 5.

[@useIessfangz]

bro stop ur not first.

[@TheLocalWaffleTheLocalWaffle]

who he talking to

[@PerpetualSocks]

​@@TheLocalWaffleTheLocalWaffle someone

[@TheLocalWaffleTheLocalWaffle]

bro responeded to a month old comment@@PerpetualSocks

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

1:00 Vampires crack open a boy with the cold ones

[@TheLouziest]

I edge to your voice

[@PersonDoesStuff]

Uh...?

[@Thefirefan15]

33:26 actually the teeth thing is because when we were cavemen we had bigger jaws, meaning straight teeth. Meaning wisdom teeth fit. But due to the fact that humans now eat softer things our mouths adapted over time to be smaller meaning more crowded.

[@aIways_forgotten]

First!

[@mauriciopatlan5544]

no

[@mauriciopatlan5544]

you

[@Barron_G7]

36:14 oof! That’s so darn relatable! Basically me and my uncle right there!

[@damoclescent69]

9:00 same with weed. We some lazy mfs but when we're out we say "brooooo we're in the trenches! We gotta secure another bag who's helping" And if you got a good friend group $100 will be on the table within an hour.

[@Copperkid444]

For no reason, after hearing the scp part 25:23 I decided to make my own, “The Sandman” no not the marvel villain… but technically close. He is literally just a man made of sand who suddenly appears and then chases you, as he approaches a no lyric version of enter sand man by Metallica plays, he moves faster depending on how dirty the environment is, he also moves very fast in places that have sand (duh) and when he gets to you he just punches you really hard, takes something, then disappears. I have no idea why I made him this way

[@maryleethefox8642]

1:00:48 as someone in a similar situation on my 21st birthday, no one gets angry they just stare at you. My aunts were caught off guard when I took my first legal vodka shot and didn't flinch.

[@jamesboardman23]

If Robin does get Vegemite, know this. Apply a thin layer of Vegemite to toast with butter, do NOT put as much on there as you would jam.

[@jacksonbrown7612]

1:55 I'm Australian and its only bad if you eat it like Nutella its not like Nutella you only want a little of it on your toast or sandwich. if you eat it with a spoon you will "DIE"

[@jacksonbrown7612]

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[@j.p.6932]

13:40 in my high school group, the gay one was the attractive one, we didn’t have a close black friend hung out with us regularly, and there was no lovable jerk. I don’t think we would’ve hung out with a jerk long enough to know he’s lovable.

[@anotparticularlynotableguy]

56:22 Sabaton, a Swedish metal band that makes amazing historical songs. They're my favourite band personally, and I highly reccoment listening to some of their songs!

[@bringonthevelocirapture]

"there is no such thing as a good driver" is the most true statement ever stated

[@TheDarkbluerock]

I think the right answer to *that* question is "5. None of the above", every other ends in a contradiction.

[@estebanramirez1178]

39:57 Spanish Speakers: That’s the neat part. You don’t! In all seriousness, the word just doesn’t make sense in Spanish. It falls out of line with our grammatical system. “X” makes a stressed “h” sound and the letter itself is pronounced “equis” or (Eh-keys). Don’t even get me started on how we’re supposed to pronounce it. You know damn well it’s only Americans with Spanish as a second language pushing for Latinx (I feel dirty typing that) because Latino is already gender neutral, but people think words Romance Languages are inherently sexist because we have “masculine” and “feminine” words when it honest to god refers to the pitch and/or stressors of the end of the fucking words. If it’s high/soft, it’s considered feminine, like in la manzana. If it’s low/hard, it’s considered masculine, like in el platano.

[@BlazeCatEmber]

6:05 “Mom, is that-“ “Hello, XxKris-CrossxX.”

[@veikiii]

why is he actually such a good singer?? 😭

[@TheLEGOLadAsher]

"you ROCK it" walst talking about the ROCK.😂😂😂😂

[@Geometrical_dasher2]

42:00 you aren’t, jack you aren’t

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

3:38 thats how Saiyans age Whats up with the German comments 10:29 Twitter one slaps all of em 19:23 devious 26:22 goddamn, ima join in the fun 41:24 that would be cathartic

[@darianchristie3260]

"How do you finish your wings?" Uhhh those are all drumsticks haha.