The Best of Rifftrax - Honor And Glory

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Commander Kalgan

Commander Kalgan

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@CalebMcFarland
@CalebMcFarland 5 жыл бұрын
It’s great to see so many races overcoming their differences to do something not that great. It gives you hope.
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'd take mediocrity over adversity any day.
@stanmcserr8576
@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын
If you call your two henchmen the three Stooges, it means you are Moe.
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 7 жыл бұрын
Q*bert was seriously hurting for money when he took this cameo. All that hard partying back in the 80's really caught up to him.
@SuikodenClive
@SuikodenClive 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm Dragon Lee. My name came from an 8th grade kid who just discovered "Kung-Fu Movies" name generator.
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
That's Robin Shu aka Liu Kang
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise 7 жыл бұрын
A kung-fu movie entirely headlined by co-workers and Debbie from the mail room.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 7 жыл бұрын
I think it's a requirement that any movie character named "Slade" has to be a bad guy.
@leepeel7129
@leepeel7129 5 жыл бұрын
See the Wayans brothers exploitation movie "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" Slade is a retired crimefighter that goes after Mr. Big.
@JohnSmith-df7uo
@JohnSmith-df7uo 2 жыл бұрын
The only exception to the rule I can think of is "Slade Craven" from Turbulence 3...but that's kind of splitting hairs.
@BackwardsMoney08
@BackwardsMoney08 7 жыл бұрын
Mike's Reagan impression is spot on.
@ryanjackson3428
@ryanjackson3428 7 жыл бұрын
"That's more for for me, Slade!"
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 6 жыл бұрын
I kind of thought he sounded like Mr. Burns, although I suppose that could be the point.
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 5 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, I've never heard Ronald Reagan speak during or after his presidency. I did hear his voice in the movies he did back in the '40s, but I guess his voice changed in the intervening decades.
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 4 жыл бұрын
IKR
@ryanjackson3428
@ryanjackson3428 4 жыл бұрын
@@JamaicanCastle Mr. Burns was partly based on Reagan.
@thegardenoffragileegos1845
@thegardenoffragileegos1845 7 жыл бұрын
Rothrock presents: The short lived career of Eddie Murphy's spastic clone.
@scottjohnson388
@scottjohnson388 7 жыл бұрын
I did a spit take on the "I'm roughly the size and intelligence of a door."
@ClassicWrestlingReview
@ClassicWrestlingReview 7 жыл бұрын
I always thought Cynthia Rothrock sounded like the name of a Flintstones character.
@Nindrhu
@Nindrhu 7 жыл бұрын
Midwestern office workers try to make a kung fu action movie. And this is the result.
@t1p9d
@t1p9d 6 жыл бұрын
"This place is full of explosives!" He says as he's smoking a cigar, shortly after an aborted attempt to set a guy on fire.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a cigar fire is pretty low temperature and won't set off most common explosives, certainly not of the type that come in big ol' boxes. To be unfair, shooting them won't set them off either.
@Smithy4224
@Smithy4224 Жыл бұрын
11:00 - Fortunately, Slade remembered just in time that washing your grandparents in gasoline is more dangerous than dynamite.
@flmbyz
@flmbyz 7 жыл бұрын
Love this rifftrax! This villain makes Terry Silver look subdued and introspective.
@nataliewaters7415
@nataliewaters7415 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm definitely, super mad for real." Haha!
@flmbyz
@flmbyz 7 жыл бұрын
"Waiter" "I can't stop making short, declarative sentences."
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s their Year Of The Cock celebration” 😂
@williammatthews693
@williammatthews693 3 жыл бұрын
The video left out the even better line "Well back to eating the whole menu!"
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 жыл бұрын
Dragon Lee 😂
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 жыл бұрын
Hillary Clinton cosplay 😂
@flybeep1661
@flybeep1661 6 жыл бұрын
9:06 That phone scene had me in stitches for quite some time, rewatched that part about 7 times. Hilarious.
@TheWingus
@TheWingus Жыл бұрын
That phone call bit always makes me laugh out loud
@captain_hat6247
@captain_hat6247 7 жыл бұрын
0:24 Holy hell that's Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat!
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@JoseBronxRican
@JoseBronxRican 4 жыл бұрын
Remember MST3K's "Deadly Mantis" episode? Nedrick picks up the phone, says "Jackson talking", then almost immediately says "the Pentagon?!" Love it when actors poorly pretending they're on the phone do not leave space for the "other person" to "talk".
@hoomanm6807
@hoomanm6807 3 жыл бұрын
The polar opposite would be William Sylvester in Devil Doll: "Hello, can I talk to Mary Anne"? [An eternity passes] "Hello, Marry Anne"? [Heat Death of Univese happens] "Hi, how are you"?
@johnnymcauliffe1289
@johnnymcauliffe1289 7 жыл бұрын
"Amish Harold Ramis" HAHAHAHAHA!!!
@MissGreenAgain
@MissGreenAgain 6 жыл бұрын
And he works with Scott Disick apparently.
@switzerlandful
@switzerlandful 5 жыл бұрын
These guys are super genius comedians.
@dunes8817
@dunes8817 7 жыл бұрын
Cynthia Rothrock!
@TheRhinehart86
@TheRhinehart86 7 жыл бұрын
I thought Amish Harold Ramis looked more like Jewish Abraham Lincoln.
@t1p9d
@t1p9d 6 жыл бұрын
TheRhinehart86 Or just regular C. Everett Koop.
@williammatthews693
@williammatthews693 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the guy next to him was even pudgier Winston Churchill.
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 3 жыл бұрын
@@williammatthews693 Are we sure that Amish Harold Ramis wasn't meant to look like he was auditioning to be the Colonel from KFC?
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
1:36 "I'm Amish Harold Ramis" Perfect resemblance!
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 3 жыл бұрын
My FAVORITE Impression @ 5:59
@ackbarfan5556
@ackbarfan5556 7 жыл бұрын
Poor Reagan.
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554 7 жыл бұрын
To hell with that old bastard
@johnnyhotcakes5217
@johnnyhotcakes5217 6 жыл бұрын
Wow
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 5 жыл бұрын
Well, more pancakes for him. So there.
@Anynom
@Anynom 7 жыл бұрын
They need to do more Rothrock movies, they're fun as hell.
@MissGreenAgain
@MissGreenAgain 6 жыл бұрын
0:36 OH MY GOD IT'S A GODFREY HO MOVIE
@ZM7241994
@ZM7241994 7 жыл бұрын
Press 9:55 for infinite joy.
@Ferich11
@Ferich11 7 жыл бұрын
Bill and Mike have extremely contagious laughter hah. Thanks for that
@chimpinaneckbrace
@chimpinaneckbrace 7 жыл бұрын
Zach Myers 1:17
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 4 жыл бұрын
Oh lord LOL
@Issa7579
@Issa7579 7 жыл бұрын
Learnt this move from Sensei Kermit the Frog.2:27
@michaeldownstairs
@michaeldownstairs 4 жыл бұрын
1:02 An appropriate riff since _Mortal Kombat’s_ Sonya Blade was based on Cynthia Rothrock!
@monkeymouse
@monkeymouse 7 жыл бұрын
This movie just failed the Turing test!
@cantdustforvomit
@cantdustforvomit 7 жыл бұрын
Bill nailed it right??!! definitely my new favorite insult for awkward people/statements/interactions
@SNESdrunk
@SNESdrunk 5 жыл бұрын
OK
@billybrownstar7039
@billybrownstar7039 5 жыл бұрын
Dude that look like Murphy had a very good career In stunts and training. He trained snipes for blade
@catzgurl1984
@catzgurl1984 7 жыл бұрын
9:32 I got riffback on this! Exactly what I started to hum when she said "Hey Mickey!"
@artificialdumbness9118
@artificialdumbness9118 4 жыл бұрын
1:31 - bill bixbey, tony randall, don rickles, and the guy from godfather who slept with the horse head 3:16 - terminator and lbj 3:20 - dan akroyd and william atherton 4:25 - something about eddie murphy mannerisms maybe? ... 11:57 - chris evert takes it well
@stanmcserr8576
@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын
Little known fact: this movie was created by Arsenio Hall to give a job to the black guy.
@weeziej8716
@weeziej8716 7 жыл бұрын
Lol @ Hillary Clinton Cosplay!!! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@jpsinger16
@jpsinger16 7 жыл бұрын
8:32 Chain Bridge is an actual bridge over the Potomac River near DC.
@leejones8582
@leejones8582 5 жыл бұрын
I see they have a Eddie Murphy clone in this.
@MrMysteryGuest1
@MrMysteryGuest1 2 жыл бұрын
Amish Harold Ramis, Discount Eddie Murphy, the Year of the Cock, Q-Bert, a Ronald Reagan mention...man, this movie's got everything!
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 5 жыл бұрын
The poor man's Eddie Murphy!
@MicMovieStudios
@MicMovieStudios 6 жыл бұрын
reereereereerEEREEREEREER I'M AN AIRPLANE!!
@gnewt75
@gnewt75 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!! 😂🤣😂
@shadybrain3424
@shadybrain3424 7 жыл бұрын
i love at 1:15 where the movie is so bad it makes the joke for them
@ladycplum
@ladycplum 7 жыл бұрын
Dude is that Liu Kang?
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it is
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 2 жыл бұрын
“Finish him”
@mr.classified6167
@mr.classified6167 7 жыл бұрын
girl, " I'm back to the States" man, "Why? We need residents like you to help build up our neighborhood's property value
@n1ckjitsu
@n1ckjitsu 7 жыл бұрын
They want her to kill the noid?
@franciskhoury4288
@franciskhoury4288 7 жыл бұрын
Epic phone conversation at 9:06.
@marysewall913
@marysewall913 7 жыл бұрын
The movie needed more Q*bert
@williammatthews693
@williammatthews693 3 жыл бұрын
"Mr. Iron Sheik... we're big fans sir."
@Ferich11
@Ferich11 7 жыл бұрын
Genuinely appreciate you making these Oliver. But if you give me a microwave croissant one more time...
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554 7 жыл бұрын
Knowing Oliver, he'd probably screw that up. Better leave it to Wings Hauser.
@katharinemason9652
@katharinemason9652 6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate it too. I can't tell you how many times I've watched your best-ofs on low days to cheer up. I watch your Deadly Prey one more often than the movie.
@indecentproposal9473
@indecentproposal9473 6 жыл бұрын
This dude's Eddie Murphy game is strong
@NepperCat
@NepperCat 7 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the movie that used a real Eddie Murphy picture for the poster but a lookalike was in the actual film?
@MissGreenAgain
@MissGreenAgain 6 жыл бұрын
Given how this is directed by Godfrey Ho, I can imagine him doing that.
@christopherwall2121
@christopherwall2121 9 ай бұрын
@@MissGreenAgain I'm surprised he didn't splice in B-roll from _48 Hours_ and then dub Stuart Smith's voice over it.
@mantislake4141
@mantislake4141 4 жыл бұрын
"Everyone was doing the hammock-hop after this came out."
@criticalbill2090
@criticalbill2090 7 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thought that was Eddie Murphy in the thumbnail??
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 7 жыл бұрын
No, you are not.
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554 7 жыл бұрын
Nope. But he did go to meet with his brother, 'almost' Charlie Murphy,
@stanmcserr8576
@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to sound prejudice...
@judahsoremy9857
@judahsoremy9857 7 жыл бұрын
Almost, huh?
@maxbrandt6
@maxbrandt6 7 жыл бұрын
Turned out to be a discount Eddy Murphy from the early 1990s, no refunds!
@karnerblue3729
@karnerblue3729 7 жыл бұрын
*gasp* "A talking car!"
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 5 жыл бұрын
Not enough interrobangs, I'm afraid.
@chimpinaneckbrace
@chimpinaneckbrace 7 жыл бұрын
"OK!"
@MrRyan-wu4jx
@MrRyan-wu4jx 5 жыл бұрын
This is basically Michael Scott’s “Threat Level Midnight” but real and worse.
@MrArgus11111
@MrArgus11111 3 жыл бұрын
What the hell good is a detonator on its own? Why didn't the movie just say a Soviet Warhead was stolen? Why detonator? You can't do anything with just a detonator! AAAHHHH
@aldeshsa
@aldeshsa 6 жыл бұрын
Asian Mario Lopez @ 2:50
@Infestedhobo1
@Infestedhobo1 6 жыл бұрын
There's no way that dude ISNT Harold Ramis' long lost uncle.
@Palmieres
@Palmieres 3 жыл бұрын
0:23 Holy, shit, that's LIU KANG!!! And holy shit, that's everybody from Undefeatable!
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 2 жыл бұрын
10:49 A talking CAR?!
@aedwardsss
@aedwardsss 2 жыл бұрын
Commander Kalgan and Crankor would make a great crimefighting duo
@maxtew6521
@maxtew6521 5 жыл бұрын
"Okay."
@Arivmario
@Arivmario 3 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy shot this movie weeks before getting Coming to America
@davidanderson3586
@davidanderson3586 Жыл бұрын
This place is full of explosives, now let me smoke my ciger ;-)
@bbqplatypus318
@bbqplatypus318 6 жыл бұрын
Godfrey "Hall," huh? Good ol' Godfrey, not trying as usual.
@ramoncitoross6849
@ramoncitoross6849 5 жыл бұрын
EDDIE MURPHYS TWIN LOST BROTHER ..
@lnfreeman
@lnfreeman 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone in this movie looks eerily similar to someone else. Probably because they're all really stunt actors and that's a boon for that career. Slade looks like Raul Esparza mixed with soneone. The short haired blonde is a mix of Renee Zelwegger and... soneone else
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 5 жыл бұрын
Well, if they were stunt doubles, they were definitely in the right film here.
@cliffbooth1029
@cliffbooth1029 3 жыл бұрын
Well we couldn’t get Eddie but.....
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 3 жыл бұрын
And we also couldn't get Carl Weathers, or Bootleg Charlie Murphy, or his Brother, Bootleg Eddie Murphy, but we DID get Bootleg Eddie Murphy's... Lookalike's Stunt Double! Don't be too sad about it, his Bootleg Stunt Double has won like, 2 or 3 Eddie Murphy lookalike contests over the years. And plus, after all the stunt work he probably does, it's about time the guy got a lead role in the poor man's Beverly Hills Cop, as the poor man's Detective Axel Foley.
@legacyteam5581
@legacyteam5581 6 жыл бұрын
Liu Kang!
@Jameywells777
@Jameywells777 2 жыл бұрын
High ya !
@LordQuadros
@LordQuadros 2 жыл бұрын
"Bring me a ladder! I need to piss on him from a great height! Like, all the way up on the 'not a step' step!"
@LadyAstarionAncunin
@LadyAstarionAncunin Жыл бұрын
It’s a short scene, but I always think that it’s interesting that Slade’s rude to literally everyone in the film except his secretary, one person you’d think he’d be rude to. He even smiles and thanks her at the end. - Also, I’d watch a buddy-cop show with Joyce and Jake. They have good buddy-cop charisma.
@ghosttoaster
@ghosttoaster 3 жыл бұрын
7:52 "I am definitely super mad for real!"
4 жыл бұрын
I'd actually watch this without the riffing. This is making me super nostalgic for weekend afternoon martial arts/action films.
@horaciosi
@horaciosi 7 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks the protagonist is pretty hot?
@ryanjackson3428
@ryanjackson3428 7 жыл бұрын
Which one? Cynthia Rothrock or the one who's not Cynthia Rothrock?
@horaciosi
@horaciosi 7 жыл бұрын
The one who's not
@t1p9d
@t1p9d 6 жыл бұрын
The raspy-voiced secretary in the Chanel suit is kinda cute too, in an early 90s sort of way.
@011keepers
@011keepers 4 жыл бұрын
Uhm, was any fuel coming out of the can when they were trying to set that guy on fire?
@JamesSmith-vk2ky
@JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 жыл бұрын
Was this filmed in Minneapolis? Pretty sure that Eddie Murphy lookalike was an original member of The Revolution. 😉
@ryanbarker5217
@ryanbarker5217 4 жыл бұрын
yep, chuck jeffreys did what he could to be eddie murphy's clone. you might remember him in such movies as 'hawkeye.'
@mantislake4141
@mantislake4141 4 жыл бұрын
I remember him from such films as Bloodmoon and The Substitute 2.
@GrizDrummer25
@GrizDrummer25 2 жыл бұрын
This one was hilarious! Thanks for putting it up 😊
@rubystevens4593
@rubystevens4593 7 жыл бұрын
Muslim Keebler elf?! Hilarious.
@vtooky81
@vtooky81 7 жыл бұрын
Nerd force advance! Yeah! 😂😂😂
@MrMysteryGuest1
@MrMysteryGuest1 2 жыл бұрын
4:13 "Hey, what's your name?" "Eddie Murphy! Heh heh heh heh heh..."
@mixmastermurphy
@mixmastermurphy 5 жыл бұрын
Nerd Force... Advance!
@johnpendarvis7885
@johnpendarvis7885 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God.....the acting.
@switzerlandful
@switzerlandful 5 жыл бұрын
2:24 LoL
@blackjackmusic1107
@blackjackmusic1107 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I saw Eddie Murphy somewhere in this movie.
@klg4499
@klg4499 3 ай бұрын
The belt below white belt 😭 😂
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise 7 жыл бұрын
..no, but seriously, I don't know why these two leads are so annoying, it's like that over-achieving kid that would show off tae-kwon-do moves at recess just kept going, becoming a stunt actor but NOT AN ACTUAL ACTOR. The only fun was the villain, he was like a mix of M. Bison, Terry Silver and, of course.. Commander Kalgan~ Mickey rounds out the cast as kung-fu Denny from The Room.
@olivermarijuanajones5041
@olivermarijuanajones5041 5 жыл бұрын
Cynthia Rothrock?!? That chick was as badass as Pierre Kirby, without, as far as I know at least, being an actual pirate, or involved in human trafficking, or pimping, or what-have-you...not to mention, actually surviving the 80s exploitation movie scene, perhaps the most badass thing, and more than can be said for Pierre Kirby, after all...
@jacobjmbrewer6039
@jacobjmbrewer6039 5 жыл бұрын
Its Undefeatable Cynthia Rothrock!
@tschak909
@tschak909 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the third brother, Cheddie Murphy.
@homeequityloan1746
@homeequityloan1746 3 жыл бұрын
WE WERE MADE TO UNDERSTAND THERE’S A QBERT MACHINE ON THE PREMISES
@baronvonsvengoonie1767
@baronvonsvengoonie1767 3 жыл бұрын
What is up with the bridge that blonde checks knows she was just an another one of these I watched grade Beatrice debonair
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын
Why haven't they done Undefeatable yet?
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 3 жыл бұрын
Mickey is the Asian Rod.
@POPPASHANGO
@POPPASHANGO 2 жыл бұрын
Years later the blonde became santa's summer house wife.
@anjetto1
@anjetto1 4 жыл бұрын
Cynthia rothrock?
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