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@Kitschensyngk4 жыл бұрын
Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty Eating our vegetables, cleaning our room Doing our homework, saying no to strangers Looking both ways before crossing the street!
@sunshineholmes34874 жыл бұрын
At one end of the acting spectrum you have Tom Hanks, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Meryl Streep, at the far other end you will find Tommy Wiseau, Neil Breen, and Mr. Bye Byeeee.
@jacksongibbs89983 жыл бұрын
You left out my favorite line: “Ninjas: even the imperial stormtroopers make fun of them.”
@glennwelsh97844 жыл бұрын
"Calm down, grab a towel, take your shirt off." 😆
@JamaicanCastle3 жыл бұрын
You know, these guys could avoid so many street fights by just putting the top up on their car.
@barbaro2673 жыл бұрын
5:57 "My favorite orpan was Olivarr Twast." 😂
@29AndreG7 жыл бұрын
"Oh, we're wearing black today? Thanks for the heads up, dicks." HA! Still gets me.
@DeniseFaraday7 жыл бұрын
The Golden Corral jokes never gets old. I love them!
@theworldiknow64827 жыл бұрын
new slogan
@DavidLLambertmobile9 ай бұрын
When you're here you're not at Golden Corral! 🍽
@ian_b4 жыл бұрын
Back in the 80s me and my friends who all lived in the same house used to get shirtless and go out brandishing every night. Good times, we won't see their like again. I still don't have some of the shirts I didn't wear.
@101919277 жыл бұрын
"He's a friend" "A FRIEND!"😂 Because that's the most offensive thing ever right?
@matthewdietzen67082 жыл бұрын
He was upset that the guy was friend-zoned!
@mrcydonia5 жыл бұрын
You gotta love the character names in this movie: Mark, John, Jack, Jim, Tom, Jane, Jeff.
@Thornspyre812 жыл бұрын
Ahahahhahaha
@matthewroberts6833 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they were just really shooting for the movie to be made into a video game?
@DigiAkuma Жыл бұрын
Like Billy and Betty in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
@Crimzonite7 жыл бұрын
"Are they gonna attack or ...?" "No, I think they're just brandishing. Do you need us here for this?"
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
"Put me down for 20 bucks... Against the ninjaaaaa!" always kills me :')
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Everybody clap like white people, come on”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Even more off-tempo, yeah!”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Time to activate full mullet power”
@angbandsbane7 жыл бұрын
If this was any more '80's, it'd be Far Cry: Blood Dragon. Edit: and I've just been informed that that "Friends to Eternity" song was actually used in Blood Dragon...huh.
@DevineInnovations5 жыл бұрын
THAT's where I heard that song!
@ThommyofThenn Жыл бұрын
So glad this TREASURE of a film is getting some love
@scitechian6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the 80est movies to ever 80s.
@brain_apostrophe_t7 жыл бұрын
"Friends to Eternity! Sharing utilities! Pickin public hairs off the soo-ooap!"
@crazyfvck6 жыл бұрын
+Ima Dork My favorite part! :D
@ashleykellison96255 жыл бұрын
It’s probably my favorite line in the movie! lol
@a.jcheshiremen78225 жыл бұрын
Holland Kerr “You know it happens!”
@killeing5 жыл бұрын
*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
“Filming people without permission! No one signed a waiver today!”
@jjmwwe6 жыл бұрын
"No it's 'Oh hi Mark!' That's how you say hello to Marks in terrible movies" LMAO!
@bighuge10604 жыл бұрын
One of the very best Rifftrax Live shows. If this was one of the shows released on DVD, I'd be in seventh heaven.
@racheledwards23523 жыл бұрын
Mozart and Salieri used to yell at each other like this
@JDubya2k Жыл бұрын
Guys can we all be best friends for eternity, united together by this iconic film?
@PoisonInc6 жыл бұрын
11:57 why did I expect all his housemates to jump out of the door screaming, some with rollers in their hair?
@TheRogueWolf7 жыл бұрын
This is about as incoherent as a ninja movie can get without Godfrey Ho being involved somehow.
@Appleboy781657 жыл бұрын
At least it has a cool soundtrack.
@cdhlj7 жыл бұрын
I was an extra in this movie with my best friend 😂 can't believe I found it ...it was voted worst movie ever like 25 years later and I heard the director, who was very serious about his work, thought it was a joke-no joke lol, he was able to shoot movies in Orlando without permits after it got that title. It's 80's cheesiness + more👏🏻-My husband & I couldn't stop laughing watching the actual movie! 🎥
@Jansenrocha2 жыл бұрын
"we jas get the job from... Asian!! Don't bottle Oz!!" 😂😂😂😂
@killerskillet5 жыл бұрын
lol 9:08 "I'm a tough guy" wearing pink glasses and a 50 year old woman's scarf.
@RurouniStarchild2 жыл бұрын
10:25 Yeah, um, Johnny Lawrence called, he said he would like to have a word with you.
@JPJones032237 жыл бұрын
10:10 One of the funniest lines in Rifftrax history. BYE BIYEEEE!
@UltimateOmegaRed7 жыл бұрын
"Gonna put that in the spank-bank for later!"
@bitfreakazoid6 жыл бұрын
"Suck it Wilhelm." Fucking died.
@drumr727 жыл бұрын
Put me down for twenty buuuuucks...against the ninja! That was his pipe carrying arm! This one has too many to mention, a gem. Well done fellas. This "movie " was begging for it.
@sg4hire Жыл бұрын
Jim while shopping at Home Depot: GIMME THE LADDER! Also Jim while playing Wheel of Fortune: GIMME THE LETTER!!......R
@donbishop16347 жыл бұрын
"Ssshh, quiet, it's ninja naptime." So many funny lines in this one!
@glennwelsh97844 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite line deliveries is when Bill calmly states, "Yes folks, they live in the same house." Kevin's follow-up pubic hair joke overshadows it, but the subtle humor to Bill's line kills me.
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Your father was on the Love Boat?”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, go to hell From Here To Eternity kiss”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“We got this now” “A lot of krill going between those mouths”
@undoneonion907 жыл бұрын
Oh, and to make a long story short... OH MY GOD~!
@bighuge10607 жыл бұрын
One of the best Rifftrax Lives!
@ItsAldo-e9q4 жыл бұрын
1:32 Um.. you're STILL in Miami... Reference: Coral Gables building, upper left. HA HA HA HA
@Gotchism4Life3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I saw the movie with the Rifftrax dub a while back...and I lost it when I saw that. I'm surprised your comment didn't get more likes.
@specialpatrolgroup926 жыл бұрын
"Oh, we're wearing black today? Thanks for the heads up, dicks." "You know guys, we should just become a human centipede and NEVER separate!"
@jonsegerros7 жыл бұрын
3:20 funniest moment of the movie. i love how Mike and Bill crack up at it.
@madamx74227 жыл бұрын
Jon I find this hilarious because the one guy's pissed that the club is attracting a younger audience - normally that would be considered a GOOD thing, right?
@laoaganlester17284 жыл бұрын
Is this movie a cult classic? Because all of a sudden it is all over youtube and the internet!!! The entire movie and the references about the movie!!!
@andreitarkovsky32143 жыл бұрын
2012
@laoaganlester17283 жыл бұрын
@@andreitarkovsky3214 2012 What?
@JW-do2wc7 жыл бұрын
"Hush now, it's ninja nap time."
@junghunt86454 жыл бұрын
Michael Phelps was great in this.
@monkeymouse7 жыл бұрын
"I find your attitude ninjist." This whole movie is ninjist!
@Oppeldeldoc16 жыл бұрын
The doctor at the end looks like the child of Larry David and Tom Snyder.
@whitebimboman47477 жыл бұрын
The guy that got his arm sliced off at 0:57 looked like Roger Waters
@PyrozPlayground4 жыл бұрын
3:59! "Everybody clap like white people, come on! Even more off tempo, yeah!" XD
@jacknapier82017 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe that Friends (Forever) isn't a parody song. Like, this is what they actually think a real song is supposed to sound like and it's not mocking anything. How!?
@devinthierault6 жыл бұрын
Jack? Jack's dead my friend
@jonathanwashington60836 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that a "Saved by the Bell" song?
@JeffreyDeCristofaro6 жыл бұрын
"Finally snapped when they realized he was dousing them in bug chulatta!" "Your father was on the Love Boat?" "So seriously, NONE of you guys have jumper cables?"
@glennwelsh97844 жыл бұрын
I think he was referring to Bud Chelada, a particularly disgusting-sounding mix of Bud Light and Clamato.
@crazyfvck6 жыл бұрын
"Give me some of that shit!" Golden Corral's new slogan :D
@alexanderiwanow51467 жыл бұрын
Dr. Ben Carson is Jim's dad??!! =)
@madamx74227 жыл бұрын
Alexander Iwanow no it's the guy from the love boat
@MariktheGunslinger6 жыл бұрын
He traveled through time to serve the Trump administration. Wouldn't be the craziest thing in this movie.
@0axel0786 жыл бұрын
Oh my god!
@thevoid995 жыл бұрын
no, ben carson sound too white to be jim's dad.
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
Alexander Iwanow Naw, Jim's dad looks more awake and competent
@xentenial7 жыл бұрын
Mu favorite part about watching the live shows (or boradcasts of them) is when they have to pull away from their microphones because they were laughing too hard.
@madamx74227 жыл бұрын
my first, and favorite Rifftrax Live - which they've should've renamed "Orlando Connection"
@danchallis8056 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that nobody took Y.K. Kim aside and just game him a short/simple explanation of how a guitar works. Maybe they were afraid he'd kick their ass. Thankfully they didn't and the result would seem to suggest the Mr. Kim thought that just jumping around with a guitar made the sound come out.
@YAH21213 жыл бұрын
"World's oldest baby" LMAO
@user-nf1ti7zh4j4 жыл бұрын
If they had done this this one during 2019 or 2020 they could have made so many jokes about that tall guy looking just like Beto O Rourke.
@SauceMan484 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm open mouth mouth laughing at work! 😂😂😂
@Shindai4 жыл бұрын
"Guys who don't wear masks, I just don't get it" - Me during lockdown
@TemporaryButterfly7 жыл бұрын
I saw this on live stream last year and it was wonderful. Kinda sad nobody seemed to react to that Goonies are good enough reference a la Cyndi Lauper though.
@madamx74227 жыл бұрын
TemporaryButterfly I saw this live and I DID react to The Goonies
@Sanctimoniously7 жыл бұрын
Was he murdered by Milli Vanilli or the people who ghost-sung for Milli Vanilli?
@bhmch394 жыл бұрын
I found my father *oh my Godd!*
@RavnerRavner7 жыл бұрын
I dig that Charvel Jackson shirt YK Kim is wearin.
@Jameywells7774 жыл бұрын
Against the ninja !
@rubystevens45937 жыл бұрын
axl rose wanders on to the set. what r us gonna do?
@Ferich117 жыл бұрын
The clean cut white guy Im pretty sure is Michael Phelps older brother Napoleon Phelps. Also ::fake guitar playing guy:: all day. Need a black guy to be fake keyboardist, anyone? Dogs and cats possibly a ferret fill other roles in band.
@rustyshackle80005 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think that the practical effects in this movie are actually pretty good? Like, a pipe wouldn't cut someone's neck, but it did look like it was actually cut.
@rimshot29527 жыл бұрын
The acting in this movie is beyond putrid. Miami Connection, was a Rifftrax event waiting to happen.
@madamx74227 жыл бұрын
Rim Shot I first saw this on Turner Classic Movies (!) and about halfway through I thought the exact same thing
@JamaicanCastle6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the writing, effects, casting, set design, costuming, location scouting, music... It's genuinely rare to find a movie that's _so_ devoid of any redeeming qualities without (it must be said) being as interminably dull and unwatchable as say _Monster a-Go Go_ or _The Creeping Terror._
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
The music is not that bad. In a technical sense alone, the movie is competently produced. The acting is just ... bad. And sad.
@TF2Fan1014 жыл бұрын
You gotta give them credit, though. Unlike a James Nguyen film, the actors at least seem to be trying.
@rimshot29524 жыл бұрын
@@TF2Fan101 Tru dat bro. They are trying.
@burtoncaruthers28542 жыл бұрын
This is the second "Best of" missing the best riff in the episode - Old band leader: "That son of a bitch ... RIGHT THERE!" Bill: "The one with the ass!".
@ZeroThepainter7 жыл бұрын
I will have to buy the full version bec this was a really good bad one
@BingQilin6 жыл бұрын
7:37 THAT U MICHAEL PHELPS
@shawnfields27575 жыл бұрын
Julia Paulino Maybe Michael Phelps and David Schwimmer fused with Adrien Brody?
@RozillaАй бұрын
"Put me down for twenty bucks AGAINST THE NINJAAAAAAA" 😂
@collins.43806 жыл бұрын
Hail Belding!
@ryanbarker52172 ай бұрын
if this movie was remade today with a good director, great actors, a big budget, rewritten by the best screenwriters, music by an actual band who can write hit songs, and with an amazing fight coordinator, it would still suck.
@bossfight17 жыл бұрын
Dragon Sound reminds me of Kabbage Boy, that "heavy metal" band from the opening of Brutal Legend... only at least Kabbage Boy was... you know, IRONICALLY bad (for the narrative).
@TF2Fan1016 жыл бұрын
7:43 Young Poe Dameron, how ya doing?
@joshuablack82214 жыл бұрын
This is greatest gay karate movie ever 💯😂😂😎
@ElvenRaptor5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how do you screw up making a man nearly getting murdered mere hours before meeting his real father, who he's spent a lifetime searching for, tragic?
@arkayoarkayo47392 ай бұрын
"Cocaine!? Grandma sends me the same gift every year". 😅
@ZM72419947 жыл бұрын
11:58 You can thank me later.
@Turbo99876 жыл бұрын
Tough guy? With that scarf?!
@TF2Fan1014 жыл бұрын
*TWO* Scarves!
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“World’s oldest baby, how ya doin’?”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Oh, we’re wearing black today?”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for the heads-up, dicks!”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“We’ll get a pizza with extra cheese, and we’ll watch an r-rated movie, and I snapped a guy’s leg in a brutal street fight”
@undoneonion907 жыл бұрын
0:39 I nearly cried in laughter, Peyton Manning was my sister's favorite football player.
@MrSkerpentine4 жыл бұрын
This is Kung Fury if it didn't overcompensate in 80's
@najhoant6 жыл бұрын
7:43 Did Oscar Isaac somehow travel back in time and do this thing for rent money?
@thetravelingsteampunkkitty5347 жыл бұрын
Noooo skippy
@meedily7 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the only Servo.
@Trig2424 жыл бұрын
Doctor, how's my son? *renders them speechless*
@glennwelsh97844 жыл бұрын
That will happen when you get a 20-something guy with dust in his hair to play a 55 year-old.
@HautaAntero2 жыл бұрын
"OH MY GOOODDD!!" XD
@shawnfields2369 Жыл бұрын
"Give me the letter!"
@thedevilisatroller65277 жыл бұрын
give me some of that shit lol
@DH-ss4kk6 жыл бұрын
His father was on the Love Boat?
@muccmaster5 жыл бұрын
7:18 Lmfao.
@horaciosi6 жыл бұрын
(0:45) Berserk 2016 in a nutshell
@Appleboy781657 жыл бұрын
As a keyboard player, I can confirm that most of us are adorkable like Jim here. :)
@kylestubbs88674 жыл бұрын
8:05
@samyunknown97410 ай бұрын
thats the funniest thing i ever seen 🤣🤣🤣 first i saw samurai cop and that bring me to this video great job gentleman ❤😂😂😂
@joshuablack82216 жыл бұрын
The orpan ninjas!
@shawnfields27575 жыл бұрын
Joshua Black That sounds like an even worse version of 3 ninjas.
@pettifoggingpharisee4 жыл бұрын
Epic levels of narm @ 11:58 and 12:59
@undoneonion906 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else clap out of beat? :D
@randycompton52302 жыл бұрын
Was this Michael Phelps first movie?
@patrickmuhwheeney65184 жыл бұрын
"Filming people without permission" -it's funny because it's true. That said, I'm considering a lawsuit against the guys because I think I laughed so hard that stuff that should stay inside me came out...
@adrianlee34973 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Orlando and Coral Gables *Miami* are *hundreds* of miles apart. 😮😮🙄🙄
@user-xb3uh8ko5l10 ай бұрын
as a Phillies fan, that cracked me up!!
@psykosel4 жыл бұрын
Was this the only rifftrax in front of an audience ?