The Best of Rifftrax - Miami Connection

[@Kitschensyngk]

Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty Eating our vegetables, cleaning our room Doing our homework, saying no to strangers Looking both ways before crossing the street!

[@29AndreG]

"Oh, we're wearing black today? Thanks for the heads up, dicks." HA! Still gets me.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

You left out my favorite line: “Ninjas: even the imperial stormtroopers make fun of them.”

[@DeniseFaraday]

The Golden Corral jokes never gets old. I love them!

[@theworldiknow6482]

new slogan

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

When you're here you're not at Golden Corral! 🍽

[@glennwelsh9784]

"Calm down, grab a towel, take your shirt off." 😆

[@koenvandamme6901]

"Put me down for 20 bucks... Against the ninjaaaaa!" always kills me :')

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Everybody clap like white people, come on”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Even more off-tempo, yeah!”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Time to activate full mullet power”

[@JamaicanCastle]

You know, these guys could avoid so many street fights by just putting the top up on their car.

[@mrcydonia]

You gotta love the character names in this movie: Mark, John, Jack, Jim, Tom, Jane, Jeff.

[@Thornspyre81]

Ahahahhahaha

[@matthewroberts6833]

Maybe they were just really shooting for the movie to be made into a video game?

[@DigiAkuma]

Like Billy and Betty in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

[@sunshineholmes3487]

At one end of the acting spectrum you have Tom Hanks, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Meryl Streep, at the far other end you will find Tommy Wiseau, Neil Breen, and Mr. Bye Byeeee.

[@ellnats]

im pretty sure i can think of worse actors then those

[@angbandsbane]

If this was any more '80's, it'd be Far Cry: Blood Dragon. Edit: and I've just been informed that that "Friends to Eternity" song was actually used in Blood Dragon...huh.

[@DevineInnovations]

THAT's where I heard that song!

[@10191927]

"He's a friend" "A FRIEND!"😂 Because that's the most offensive thing ever right?

[@matthewdietzen6708]

He was upset that the guy was friend-zoned!

[@ian_b]

Back in the 80s me and my friends who all lived in the same house used to get shirtless and go out brandishing every night. Good times, we won't see their like again. I still don't have some of the shirts I didn't wear.

[@barbaro267]

5:57 "My favorite orpan was Olivarr Twast." 😂

[@Crimzonite]

"Are they gonna attack or ...?" "No, I think they're just brandishing. Do you need us here for this?"

[@ThommyofThenn]

So glad this TREASURE of a film is getting some love

[@cdhlj]

I was an extra in this movie with my best friend 😂 can't believe I found it ...it was voted worst movie ever like 25 years later and I heard the director, who was very serious about his work, thought it was a joke-no joke lol, he was able to shoot movies in Orlando without permits after it got that title. It's 80's cheesiness + more👏🏻-My husband & I couldn't stop laughing watching the actual movie! 🎥

[@jjmwwe]

"No it's 'Oh hi Mark!' That's how you say hello to Marks in terrible movies" LMAO!

[@PoisonInc]

11:57 why did I expect all his housemates to jump out of the door screaming, some with rollers in their hair?

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

"Friends to Eternity! Sharing utilities! Pickin public hairs off the soo-ooap!"

[@crazyfvck]

+Ima Dork My favorite part! :D

[@ashleykellison9625]

It’s probably my favorite line in the movie! lol

[@a.jcheshiremen7822]

Holland Kerr “You know it happens!”

[@killeing]

*Bling* *Bling* *Bling* *Bling*

[@RustyMuck]

“Filming people without permission! No one signed a waiver today!”

[@ryanbarker5217]

if this movie was remade today with a good director, great actors, a big budget, rewritten by the best screenwriters, music by an actual band who can write hit songs, and with an amazing fight coordinator, it would still suck.

[@bighuge1060]

One of the very best Rifftrax Live shows. If this was one of the shows released on DVD, I'd be in seventh heaven.

[@scitechian]

This is one of the 80est movies to ever 80s.

[@JPJones03223]

10:10 One of the funniest lines in Rifftrax history. BYE BIYEEEE!

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

"Gonna put that in the spank-bank for later!"

[@killerskillet]

lol 9:08 "I'm a tough guy" wearing pink glasses and a 50 year old woman's scarf.

[@undoneonion90]

Oh, and to make a long story short... OH MY GOD~!

[@donbishop1634]

"Ssshh, quiet, it's ninja naptime." So many funny lines in this one!

[@glennwelsh9784]

One of my favorite line deliveries is when Bill calmly states, "Yes folks, they live in the same house." Kevin's follow-up pubic hair joke overshadows it, but the subtle humor to Bill's line kills me.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Your father was on the Love Boat?”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Yeah, go to hell From Here To Eternity kiss”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“We got this now” “A lot of krill going between those mouths”

[@TheRogueWolf]

This is about as incoherent as a ninja movie can get without Godfrey Ho being involved somehow.

[@Appleboy78165]

At least it has a cool soundtrack.

[@drumr72]

Put me down for twenty buuuuucks...against the ninja! That was his pipe carrying arm! This one has too many to mention, a gem. Well done fellas. This "movie " was begging for it.

[@RurouniStarchild]

10:25 Yeah, um, Johnny Lawrence called, he said he would like to have a word with you.

[@bighuge1060]

One of the best Rifftrax Lives!

[@sg4hire]

Jim while shopping at Home Depot: GIMME THE LADDER! Also Jim while playing Wheel of Fortune: GIMME THE LETTER!!......R

[@arkayoarkayo4739]

"Cocaine!? Grandma sends me the same gift every year". 😅

[@Rozilla]

"Put me down for twenty bucks AGAINST THE NINJAAAAAAA" 😂

[@alexanderiwanow5146]

Dr. Ben Carson is Jim's dad??!! =)

[@madamx7422]

Alexander Iwanow no it's the guy from the love boat

[@MariktheGunslinger]

He traveled through time to serve the Trump administration. Wouldn't be the craziest thing in this movie.

[@0axel078]

Oh my god!

[@thevoid99]

no, ben carson sound too white to be jim's dad.

[@RustyMuck]

Alexander Iwanow Naw, Jim's dad looks more awake and competent

[@jonsegerros]

3:20 funniest moment of the movie. i love how Mike and Bill crack up at it.

[@madamx7422]

Jon I find this hilarious because the one guy's pissed that the club is attracting a younger audience - normally that would be considered a GOOD thing, right?

[@JDubya2k]

Guys can we all be best friends for eternity, united together by this iconic film?

[@racheledwards2352]

Mozart and Salieri used to yell at each other like this

[@ItsAldo-e9q]

1:32 Um.. you're STILL in Miami... Reference: Coral Gables building, upper left. HA HA HA HA

[@Gotchism4Life]

Yes! I saw the movie with the Rifftrax dub a while back...and I lost it when I saw that. I'm surprised your comment didn't get more likes.

[@monkeymouse]

"I find your attitude ninjist." This whole movie is ninjist!

[@xentenial]

Mu favorite part about watching the live shows (or boradcasts of them) is when they have to pull away from their microphones because they were laughing too hard.

[@PyrozPlayground]

3:59! "Everybody clap like white people, come on! Even more off tempo, yeah!" XD

[@johnbongjoey5200]

8:51 "Cato you fool this is not the time"

[@junghunt8645]

Michael Phelps was great in this.

[@JW-do2wc]

"Hush now, it's ninja nap time."

[@danchallis805]

I can't believe that nobody took Y.K. Kim aside and just game him a short/simple explanation of how a guitar works. Maybe they were afraid he'd kick their ass. Thankfully they didn't and the result would seem to suggest the Mr. Kim thought that just jumping around with a guitar made the sound come out.

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

The doctor at the end looks like the child of Larry David and Tom Snyder.

[@JeffreyDeCristofaro]

"Finally snapped when they realized he was dousing them in bug chulatta!" "Your father was on the Love Boat?" "So seriously, NONE of you guys have jumper cables?"

[@glennwelsh9784]

I think he was referring to Bud Chelada, a particularly disgusting-sounding mix of Bud Light and Clamato.

[@bitfreakazoid]

"Suck it Wilhelm." Fucking died.

[@whitebimboman4747]

The guy that got his arm sliced off at 0:57 looked like Roger Waters

[@Jansenrocha]

"we jas get the job from... Asian!! Don't bottle Oz!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@RavnerRavner]

I dig that Charvel Jackson shirt YK Kim is wearin.

[@jacknapier8201]

I still can't believe that Friends (Forever) isn't a parody song. Like, this is what they actually think a real song is supposed to sound like and it's not mocking anything. How!?

[@devinthierault]

Jack? Jack's dead my friend

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Wasn't that a "Saved by the Bell" song?

[@TF2Fan101]

7:43 Young Poe Dameron, how ya doing?

[@laoaganlester1728]

Is this movie a cult classic? Because all of a sudden it is all over youtube and the internet!!! The entire movie and the references about the movie!!!

[@andreitarkovsky3214]

2012

[@laoaganlester1728]

@@andreitarkovsky3214 2012 What?

[@madamx7422]

my first, and favorite Rifftrax Live - which they've should've renamed "Orlando Connection"

[@Sanctimoniously]

Was he murdered by Milli Vanilli or the people who ghost-sung for Milli Vanilli?

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

"Oh, we're wearing black today? Thanks for the heads up, dicks." "You know guys, we should just become a human centipede and NEVER separate!"

[@Ferich11]

The clean cut white guy Im pretty sure is Michael Phelps older brother Napoleon Phelps. Also ::fake guitar playing guy:: all day. Need a black guy to be fake keyboardist, anyone? Dogs and cats possibly a ferret fill other roles in band.

[@rubystevens4593]

axl rose wanders on to the set. what r us gonna do?

[@TemporaryButterfly]

I saw this on live stream last year and it was wonderful. Kinda sad nobody seemed to react to that Goonies are good enough reference a la Cyndi Lauper though.

[@madamx7422]

TemporaryButterfly I saw this live and I DID react to The Goonies

[@BingQilin]

7:37 THAT U MICHAEL PHELPS

[@shawnfields2757]

Julia Paulino Maybe Michael Phelps and David Schwimmer fused with Adrien Brody?

[@crithon]

"friends for eternity!

[@bossfight1]

Dragon Sound reminds me of Kabbage Boy, that "heavy metal" band from the opening of Brutal Legend... only at least Kabbage Boy was... you know, IRONICALLY bad (for the narrative).

[@ellnats]

i still find it crazy that one of the songs made into far cry blood dragon

[@shawnfields2369]

They knew what they doing when they put the song in the game....

[@ellnats]

@@shawnfields2369 oh heck yeah

[@shawnfields2369]

@@ellnats Yeah. When i saw someone playing the game only to hear THAT song at the end credits, and wondering to myself why it was familiar, and it's because Far Cry: Blood Dragon is a crazy, 80's styled game, so having what's basically the movie's main theme song as the ending song, makes perfect sense. And I wasn't even born in the 80's, but I can definitely appreciate 80s songs and some 80s movies. And of course, this riff. Because without it, I'd have never known about the "connection" between Far Cry: Blood Dragon, and Miami Connection. It's like a perfect match! I wonder how the makers of Far Cry: Blood Dragon heard about the song; and decided it had to be in the game; because whoever thought of that idea, should be proud. Because THAT is how you match campy 80's action, with a campy and catchy 80's song about friendship, that's ACTUALLY not that bad as a song. And yeah, it's crazy to believe, but it's also awesome too!

[@HautaAntero]

"OH MY GOOODDD!!" XD

[@shawnfields2369]

"Give me the letter!"

[@user-nf1ti7zh4j]

If they had done this this one during 2019 or 2020 they could have made so many jokes about that tall guy looking just like Beto O Rourke.

[@YAH2121]

"World's oldest baby" LMAO

[@SauceMan48]

Omg I'm open mouth mouth laughing at work! 😂😂😂

[@randycompton5230]

Was this Michael Phelps first movie?

I want this movie's soundtrack! I like Dragon Sound (Dragonsound?). 😄

[@rimshot2952]

The acting in this movie is beyond putrid. Miami Connection, was a Rifftrax event waiting to happen.

[@madamx7422]

Rim Shot I first saw this on Turner Classic Movies (!) and about halfway through I thought the exact same thing

[@JamaicanCastle]

Not to mention the writing, effects, casting, set design, costuming, location scouting, music... It's genuinely rare to find a movie that's _so_ devoid of any redeeming qualities without (it must be said) being as interminably dull and unwatchable as say _Monster a-Go Go_ or _The Creeping Terror._

[@RustyMuck]

The music is not that bad. In a technical sense alone, the movie is competently produced. The acting is just ... bad. And sad.

[@TF2Fan101]

You gotta give them credit, though. Unlike a James Nguyen film, the actors at least seem to be trying.

[@rimshot2952]

@@TF2Fan101 Tru dat bro. They are trying.

[@burtoncaruthers2854]

This is the second "Best of" missing the best riff in the episode - Old band leader: "That son of a bitch ... RIGHT THERE!" Bill: "The one with the ass!".

[@Jameywells777]

Against the ninja !

[@Zeropainter420]

I will have to buy the full version bec this was a really good bad one

[@ZM7241994]

11:58 You can thank me later.

[@najhoant]

7:43 Did Oscar Isaac somehow travel back in time and do this thing for rent money?

[@collins.4380]

Hail Belding!

[@Shindai]

"Guys who don't wear masks, I just don't get it" - Me during lockdown

[@Turbo9987]

Tough guy? With that scarf?!

[@TF2Fan101]

*TWO* Scarves!

[@kellyweingart3692]

“World’s oldest baby, how ya doin’?”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Oh, we’re wearing black today?”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Thanks for the heads-up, dicks!”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“We’ll get a pizza with extra cheese, and we’ll watch an r-rated movie, and I snapped a guy’s leg in a brutal street fight”

[@thetravelingsteampunkkitty534]

Noooo skippy

[@bhmch39]

I found my father *oh my Godd!*

[@undoneonion90]

0:39 I nearly cried in laughter, Peyton Manning was my sister's favorite football player.

[@horaciosi]

(0:45) Berserk 2016 in a nutshell

[@DH-ss4kk]

His father was on the Love Boat?

[@ElvenRaptor]

Seriously, how do you screw up making a man nearly getting murdered mere hours before meeting his real father, who he's spent a lifetime searching for, tragic?

[@MrSkerpentine]

This is Kung Fury if it didn't overcompensate in 80's

[@rustyshackle8000]

Anyone else think that the practical effects in this movie are actually pretty good? Like, a pipe wouldn't cut someone's neck, but it did look like it was actually cut.

[@LchanOtakudom]

I never thought I would ever see Kung-Fu action Michael Phelps in a movie!

[@Trig242]

Doctor, how's my son? *renders them speechless*

[@glennwelsh9784]

That will happen when you get a 20-something guy with dust in his hair to play a 55 year-old.

[@thedevilisatroller6527]

give me some of that shit lol

[@pettifoggingpharisee]

Epic levels of narm @ 11:58 and 12:59

[@undoneonion90]

Did anyone else clap out of beat? :D

[@joshuablack8221]

The orpan ninjas!

[@shawnfields2757]

Joshua Black That sounds like an even worse version of 3 ninjas.

[@kylestubbs8867]

8:05

[@samyunknown974]

thats the funniest thing i ever seen 🤣🤣🤣 first i saw samurai cop and that bring me to this video great job gentleman ❤😂😂😂

[@raygiordano1045]

2:16 He looks like a young Amadinadab (I can't spell the Iranian president's name)

[@RavnerRavner]

good call

[@paxhumana2015]

It's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Ray Giordano.

[@patrickmuhwheeney6518]

"Filming people without permission" -it's funny because it's true. That said, I'm considering a lawsuit against the guys because I think I laughed so hard that stuff that should stay inside me came out...

[@adrianlee3497]

Whoa! Orlando and Coral Gables *Miami* are *hundreds* of miles apart. 😮😮🙄🙄

[@joshuablack8221]

This is greatest gay karate movie ever 💯😂😂😎

[@nicholassoland8025]

Against the ninja sounds like a wishbone ash song