The Best of Rifftrax - The Bermuda Triangle

[@kennethholland9021]

No doubt the best Mexican-Italian Bermuda Triangle movie 1978 had to offer.

[@scrub_jay]

Reminds me of the best Japanese-American Bermuda Triangle movie of 1978, The Bermuda Depths. Too bad there's no way to fairly compare the two as it would simply be apples and oranges.

[@TimTE01]

There's a Bermuda Triangle Film with El Santo, but that is ONLY Mexican.

[@Bigger-Than-Jesus]

@@scrub_jay the turtle movie!! well... OTHER turtle movie

[@PIXPromosMore]

Aztec from "Pumaman" + Bermuda Triangle = THE BERMUMAMAN!

[@philkensebben]

Bermu-mayman

[@Vashthestampdee]

Does he fly like a moron?

[@suchiuomizu]

@@Vashthestampdee He sails like a moron.

[@elafimilo8199]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554]

"Can't believe Pumaman fired me for using his belt to pick up chicks"

[@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554]

When the world realizes once again the genius of his theme and it becomes the next internet sensation

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

I think Mike even does an underwater version of it at 14:00.

[@Roadvirus1]

"Speed...ahead...I'll make it go faster"

[@blondesummer7980]

Don't forget to put the MST3k lyrics in. "Pumaman... He flies like a moron..."

[@Rawk4Life]

It's Vidignio, he's an onion :).

[@PhilBagels]

The old guy, John Huston, was the voice of Gandalf in the old Rankin & Bass Hobbit and LotR cartoons. I recognized his voice immediately.

[@gpwerner]

I heard he directed a few films too.

[@Concetta20]

+Prof. George Werner Just 47 films, two of which won the Academy Award for best film. He directed “The Maltese Falcon” and “The African Queen” among them, and was a he was a contemporary of John Ford and Frank Capra. He must’ve been desperate for money to be in this film.

[@etanaedelman9011]

And they barely use him in the film too.

[@elafimilo8199]

Oh, good call.

[@scrub_jay]

@@Concetta20 Hard to say if he was desperate or just bored, phoning it in while living in Mexico.

[@mahound9]

Playing Gordon is Miguel Angel Fuentes. You'll remember him from B movie classics such as Pumaman, and... uh... Oh! He had a bit part in the movie blow as "Huge Colombian Henchman No.1" uhhhhhh Oh Shit! He was in the Herzog film "Fitzcarraldo". He's acted his ass off in Mexico. His IMDB page is absolutely chocka. Mostly tele-novellas. (Or the Mexican version of what we would call "Soap-operas" except with more scantily-clad mamitas.)

[@cdavejr4989]

*"Mamacitas"

[@sleepyhollow783]

He was also briefly in Deathstalker & the Warriors From Hell. He played one of the princess' guards.

[@tommyzDad]

3:35: The beautiful Claudine Auger. You remember her as _Domino_ from *Thunderball* right? RIP, Claudine.

[@TanzDerSchatten]

That "What?" "What?" "What?" part has been giving me random fits of giggles for days now.

[@Roadvirus1]

Oh lawdy, what?!

[@jackcole4013]

"Oh no, it's that Aztec guy"!

[@wickedmuffin76]

Jack Cole I can't believe he gave up his career as the worlds' most persistent belt salesman

[@suchiuomizu]

His name is Vadinho, he's an onion.

[@AmyLSacks]

...And Dona Flor's first husband.

[@rachelalicea500]

"That Speedo of yours is doing some pretty strong wrath-provoking ..."

[@lambda494]

Yay Vadinho is back!

[@stevep8445]

Are you an onion?

[@mantislake4141]

Vadinho also briefly shows up in "Deathstalker & the Warriors From Hell" from season 8 of MST3K

[@mantislake4141]

@Tony M. - that was you? The guy's nice but kind of a weirdo. He said he's some big rep with Aztechnologies but I'm sceptical. Did he make you try on any belts?

[@surferbri5346]

Staring the pumaman, love it

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Kevin: Better? Bill: Yes, Kevin. Thanks for letting me slap you. I do feel better. Perfect.

[@csgrambauer5852]

"With me growing more Barry Gibb-like with every trip!" Hahahaha. xD I can actually see that in his face.

[@christieperry4361]

csgrambauer love it

[@barbaro267]

"Oh lawdy, what?" haha Great running gag at 1:02 and 7:30

[@battlestarmarc]

1 of the funniest rifftrax episodes.

[@3dsmaxrocks699]

Check out MST3K Riding With Death. It's nonstop riffing😂😂

[@angelmiller3331]

"I need my sisec pills." If they hadn't riffed on that line, I would have thought he meant a seventies brand of pill that was now obsolete.

[@markbarrera6807]

Poor John Huston!

[@somecallmeTim-wi6pr]

The riffs are so good in this one, but the movie is so brutal I have never finished it

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Someone’s nights just got a lot less lonely” 😂

[@TheRealKiryu]

"The sea monsters weren't frightening, they were sexy!"

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Was Sigmond the Seamonster given a audition?

[@Peppiinait]

" Dead guy at the helm, keep up the good work" That one got me the most.

[@ralphsattler8014]

Up ahead you'll see where sponge bob & patrick used to perform ritual sacrifices of the snorks had me ROTFLMAO

[@calvinjluther]

Wait, is that John Huston? Poor guy.

[@DonaldRilea]

Yes, it is, unfortunately.

[@tentringer4065]

He got a nice paid holiday.

[@MasticinaAkicta]

I love this move, I Love the Uncle Pete game, whenever he drinks you drink. Really it helps getting through this movie.

[@handsomestik]

Wow , the Aztec from Pumaman

[@joshuablack8221]

06:43 I would NOT have gotten on that plane 💯😂😂😂

[@captain_hat6247]

0:39-0:53 Those dirty thieves. That's the revolutionary electronic music from "Forbidden Planet". They stole Louis & Bebe Barron's work!

[@tschak909]

OH MY SWEET JEEBUS, IT'S VADINHO!!!!!!! OUR FAVORITE ONION!!!!!!!

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Someone’s nights just got a lot less lonelier” 😂

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Me?” the cook briefly channeled Scooby-Doo

[@regina8.1.8.1.]

Oh lawdy what?!

[@wickedmuffin76]

"Everything? You mean like macrame or snake handling?"

[@zootopiawilson]

"Based on the racism this movie was made pre-Abraham Lincoln, right?"

[@zanderstick]

"What's going on Captain Briggs? And can a doofy golf hat help at all?"

[@WalkingRoscoe]

"What I would not give, for a glass of that Tang".

[@999apeman]

This movie makes me long for the glory of the Andes plateau

[@montage03]

I love every PunaMan reference!

[@auntiea2002]

oh god!! its Tommy Wiseau's father.

[@Crrrow]

3 people didn't get their "Sisec Pillz"

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

I just saw MST's version of "Incredibly Strange Creatures" again, and "Sisec Pillz" is right up there with "Feelthy Peeg!"

[@suchiuomizu]

If only Thepu May Man was there to deliver them.

[@Crrrow]

@@Oppeldeldoc1 Gimmie my Sisec Pillz you Feelthy Peeg!

[@JamaicanCastle]

12:25 Well, actually he's _a_ devil. Name's Pitch.

[@Youcifer]

"My sister is dead."

[@cdavejr4989]

This Came At The Same Time As Jaws, And Before Jurassic Park Plus The Meg!

[@gregorypineda470]

MOSES!!!

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

2:21 watch a black sailor do an amazing UFO impression through the portholes.

[@horaciosi]

What's up with that boy's eyebrows? Is he Torgo's son?

[@csgrambauer5852]

Unibrows galore on that ship. xD

[@Bigger-Than-Jesus]

unibrows were all the rage in the seventies, like perms.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

😂😂😂

[@christieperry4361]

He sings the pumaman song

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

It’s like pages from 2-3 different horror movies were mixed together at random, than filmed by someone with a concussion on Ambien.

[@DonaldRilea]

Hugo Stiglitz(the captain in this)'s dub actor is an even worse one than Stiglitz himself.

[@spacegirl1333]

Did they dub over the Aztec guy's voice? He sounded completely different.

[@zazelby]

Judging by the mis-matched mouth flaps... yeah. He's dubbed. (In fact, it looks like everyone is)

[@spacegirl1333]

zazelby that's super sad. I like Puma guy's Aztec assistant's real voice.

[@zazelby]

Same here. He's actually my favorite character in that movie.

[@adcon00]

Uh, guys, he was dubbed in Pumaman too

[@downnheavy]

15:09 iv'e teared up laughing

[@davidevans3492]

“Too 5 wench securing scenes”. Classic!

[@mixmastermurphy]

I wish my ol friend Huck was here ta help.

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

So....what does the evil doll actually DO in this movie?

[@FanBritLit]

'Oh, god, if only the Puma-man was her to save us!'

[@jamesdenofantiquity]

Shelled out money to buy the Forbidden Planet sounds and electronic tonalities as they were called. I guess it was a nice little short cut.

[@zombiefulci3301]

They need to do Burial Ground (1981). That is already nonstop laugh fest

[@theotherghostgirl337]

The return of IMAWOODSPRITE

[@rachelalicea500]

tee hee, tee hee!

[@rubystevens4593]

What? Did they redub everyone in the crapfest??

[@TimTE01]

It was mostly in Spanish as well, save for a few Actors.

[@srbrant5391]

"These filmmakers should be so ash-- so _proud_ of themselves!"

[@rickyrehbein9241]

It's time for Riff raffs! Riff raffs! Riff raffs!

[@davesmilingcoyote]

"Someone's nights just got a little less lonely.."

[@ralphsattler8014]

7 minute 40 second mark: there's a gorgeous woman in a 👙 and all you want is a glass of tang? 🤦🤔🙄😂

[@heavyseven88]

Jet helmet in a prop plane with up to date headgear an microphones🙊

[@Reactordrone]

Pretty normal for aT-28 Trojan.

[@docthemetalfreak]

I swear at first when I saw the human face of the doll I thought it waz Linda Blair

[@cuf53]

wife tolerating juice. thats the shit!

[@Mattteus]

BTW, look up the locations in this film while watching, it's riiculous

[@Mattteus]

aw, you left out the "stepin fetchit" line"

[@christieperry4361]

With me becoming more Barry Gibb like...

[@Wildcat_93]

"Full speed ahead, I'll make it go faster!" lmao also the dub they got for the Aztec guy is bloody awful!

[@steepertree]

What's with the occasional use of Forbidden Planet music?

[@unkleskratch]

good god, tell me that wasnt john huston...

[@vonzigle]

Somehow, it seems that Wings Hauser should be involved in this movie... 😩

[@OpiateVictory]

Guide us safely to Port... Then it's Hooker-Time.

[@AmyLSacks]

From the racism to the serial shark snuffing to the heinous dubbing to the drugged-out children and of course the padding DEAR GOD THE PADDIIIIINNNGGG... I hope Our Heroes all had their therapists on speed dial. Good Gravy what a pretentious, dumb, self-important, and BLOATED pile of garbage. I had to go watch two Coleman Francis films in a row afterwards just to pull myself back from the edge. :/

[@3dsmaxrocks699]

Yea....there was racism in this movie. (rolls eyes)

[@ordinarygirl2424]

Some seems very familiar....

[@thetravelingsteampunkkitty534]

Black whale.....or black fish....conspiracy

[@terireneebennett2437]

weirdos

[@moebetta4224]

The SJW racial stuff is pretty cringey.

[@NoWay-cs9xm]

Tool

[@ilikethecokev2]

But the most important question was never answered! IS he a kind of onion?!

[@RichardX1]

Actually he's a type of grass.

[@daddydavey]

"full speed.. ahead.. I'll make it go faster 🎵"

[@daddydavey]

"Gordon?"