The Best of The Cinema Snob: SATURDAY THE 14TH

Originally aired 9/11/2014
The Cinema Snob reviews Saturday the 14th.

[@ardvarkboy]

Is it Friday the 13th? No, but it's totally Saturday the 14th! *BUSHWHACKED*

[@555Tbird]

You can tell it's a classic, because Brad has hair, and the camera is out of focus.

[@SteeleZack]

@Marquiss Mason I am watching on Friday the 13th lol

[@yuurou7927]

There actually exists a movie called saturday the 14th and it spoofed nightmare on elm street before that movie even come out? SOLD!

[@MrChaotic4]

Yes, that really is Jeffrey Tambor by the way.

[@TheUluxian]

My "brush with greatness" moment. Was at the Oahu airport years ago, waiting to catch a flight to Seattle. Had my legs crossed and my nose buried in a Stephen King novel, when somebody passed by me and knocked my crossed foot off my knee with their suitcase. Guy said "sorry", I mumbled back "no problem", and he went on his way. My mom, who was sitting next to me, said "Hey. Isn't that the guy that's married to Meredith Baxter?". I looked up at the guy as he was walking away and said, "David Burney? No. That's the guy that's married to Paula Prentiss." The guy that bumped my foot was Richard Benjamin.

[@kiyrow]

"THAT'S NOT A F%*@ING OWL" lol

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

kiyrow You know, Mary mistaking bats for a bird would a lot funnier if she called them crows. Sure, Crows and Owls don't hang upside down like Bats do, but a crow is easier to mistake for a bat than an owl. Even the darkest of owls don't look completely black...

[@kiyrow]

ok

[@dfailsthemost]

I liked this as a young kid. It was like watching horror tropes without the actual scares. Seeing clips gives me snippets of memories of watching it.

[@itsmemrnukki]

The movie was something my dad kept telling me about. I always thought it was a skit or something, but never thought it was an actual film.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

You thought this was an SNL Skit?

[@itsmemrnukki]

Tommy Deonauth's Archives Let me paraphrase myself. I thought the TITLE was straight out of a skit.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Nukki Oh? I see.

[@LaNoLaCola]

Someone needs to stop Jason! Too bad it's Saturday the 14th...

[@katsuro76e]

AnonJl1 a day late I guess.....

[@ShadeMeadows]

Jail...

[@TheAdorkableRJ]

He's back! The man behind the mask!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

AnonJl1 (in Funimation Vegeta's voice) Jason's power levels would have been over 9000 by tomorrow... but then it would be Sunday and nobody gets killed to the next dimension until Monday! You can't win, Jason!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Brandon Roberts Nobody dies on Sunday the 15th!

[@oobndroobw]

0:17 Ah, this was clearly made when it was on the original site because you pointed up rather than down. I don't why but that amuses me.

[@TemmiePlays]

watch in fullscreen, the title appears on the top. Brad is future-proof/

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Temmie Plays! HEH!

[@JaycRam]

I remember the old site design, when a thumbnail of a drawing of the Snob's head was directly above Jillian's rack. Brad even pointed it out in one of the episodes.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

nostalgia

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

10:07 So Van Helsing is played by Guillermo Del Toro?

[@Launchpad05]

Wow, the 'Shape Of Water' prequel was WEEEIIIIRRD!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Marc Baker @8:09 Also, we interrupt this Friday the 13th spoof to bring you Creature from the Black Lagoon, Jaws and to a lesser extent, Psycho. *DING*

[@edgarpoe5214]

Brad Jones, AKA Cinema Snob, is and was the reason I tuned into Channel Awesome. I've been a Patreon of his site for some time until I lost my job, but I always tune in for new Cinema Snob episodes. I wish I could have met him when I auditioned for CA back in 2012 but time is history and that was simply not the case. Perhaps one day I'll be a content creator myself and if Brad ever tunes in and finds me I'll find myself to feel quite accomplished and deeply satisfied. Even if he hates what I make.

[@dominiqueharris2916]

7:58 *insert obligatory Shape of Water joke here*

[@opoderosochofer9862]

Nightmare on Elm Street too

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

Sigh.... glad I checked first.

[@diggerfan9319]

Too bad it was not the Shape of Water.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Dominique Harris And don't forget Psycho.

[@thebarbariansasquatch8108]

#TeamBrad Our porn reviewing, parody skewering, exploitation viewing, Golden Boi! The one and only: snooty, snotty, spectacular Cinema Snob!!!

[@whoknowswhocares885]

I’m happy Brad isn’t part of the CA controversy

[@nathanclark2424]

WhoKnownsAndWhoCares? At least, please, for the love of god, don't let Brad be involved in that. If it turns out he was involved, I might cry. Seriously, I think I would cry from that nees

[@Johnny0lovely69]

Nathan Clark Well he's still friends with Allison and she was one who first tweeted the CA Google doc

[@mrmusickhimself]

You and me both. But Brad has always been the most OPEN member of Channel Awesome, and I respect the hell out of that. You can't have dirt on you if you bathe it and shrug at everyone who stares at you funny.

[@BfDelano]

Yes he is. Him and Guru Larry are the only people who haven't left the website, so to a lot of people, they'll be seen as complicent. At this point I'm just watching their content on KZbin and not going back to the CA site.

[@TemmiePlays]

guru larry loves a good shitfest. don't call him or Brad out on anything.

[@ShadeMeadows]

HOLY SHEET! ;D I'm loving these Re-Uploads! Keep 'em coming~

[@tintinismybelgian]

I miss the theme song, though. )-;

[@MotownFan1962]

He mentioned Svengoolie! I find it very cool that one of my favorite movie reviews knows of my favorite horror movie host.

[@JeonardShadby505]

Seconded. I was actually getting into Svengoolie around the time he first posted this review, so that joke tickled me quite a bit when I saw it at first.

[@Kladyos]

MotownFan1962 Svengoolie (Rich Koz) made a cameo in the Dick Tracy comics too!

[@daveincognito]

Isn't Svengoolie based out of Chicago? That's Brad's patch, so it's not that obscure a reference.

[@MotownFan1962]

I thought Brad Jones was based in Springfield, which is why I was so impressed. Then again, this was made in 2014, and Svengoolie had begun airing nationally by then. Ah, well. Still a pretty awesome moment in my books.

[@mrmonty86]

The Elm Street house was also seen in The Five Heartbeats and House Party (1990).

[@mildredpierce4506]

I saw this movie only once many years ago, liked it but had forgotten what it was about. So glad I watched this review. Saved me from wasting time watching the whole movie again.

[@Youmama187]

Brad you may not see this, but to everyone else For the love of God let Brad Jones do his thing in peace. The CA stuff is not good, but everything everyone has said shows Brad as an awesome guy just trying to make things we enjoy. Don't drag him into this mess. Enjoy what he does and let it go at that

[@mrmusickhimself]

Fuckin' A.

[@thatonea-hole]

+cory fitzgerald *AGREED!!* 👏👏👏

[@BIIGtony]

Let's be honest here.. from all the behind the scenes stuff that we got, especially around the CA movie productions, Brad was always the only that came of as the cool and normal dude. Everyone else came of a sperg, psycho, had a huge ego or was just incompetent. I'm not saying they are all bad people and Brad can't be friends with them, just saying the writing was on the wall for years and Brad was always one of the very few that no had a bad word to say about. I don't see that changing because Brad is all in all a decent human being.

[@Youmama187]

Watch Out because he has severe clinical depression, and he is waiting for this to blow over. He doesn't want to cut ties with friends there that supported him in his worst time. Is it a good reason? For his PR no, but as someone who has suffered from severe clinical depression I know what it feels like when you have a set of people who were there for you. You don't leave them even if you don't agree with them. And he has admitted to the depression about a year or so ago on video. Also if obscurus lupus isn't tearing him down, and still supporting Brad then what fucking right does anyone else, who has literally nothing to do with this shit show except to bitch in the comments, have to say anything. You want to be pissy at Channel Awesome, then do it. They have enough trash around them to burn them at the stake, but leave the producers that have nothing to do with this, and are just trying to make a living alone

[@philjr5714]

cory F That’s a great way to put it. Sometimes we find friends in our darkest times that may not be the best. But you still respect them for helping you out of that funk. Trust me going from depression to happy and stable? It’s like being stuck in mud only to seconds later driving on clean fresh blacktop. It’s a huge relief. Just because a few people did some stuff he probably had no idea about? Until it was too late? Why hate the whole crew?

[@Luke.S2099]

Lol, I'm watching this on Sunday the 15th :)

[@FearMonarch]

Absolutely one of the best Snob episodes

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Fear Monarch Same here!

[@Wastingsometimehere]

Brad vs Larry. All I'm going to say.

[@culwin]

You forgot Archived Shows

[@vashstarwind36]

Oh Cinema Snob... You slay me! You are one of the coolest, funniest doods ever.

[@ChulsZFF]

I loved this film SO much growing up, I still enjoy it. It's Hilarious.

[@neosgx96]

I love you for this upload Brad.

[@OurFoundingLiars]

Snob is still going strong

[@LeninhawkD]

I'm liking the re-uploads to KZbin! Keep 'em coming!

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Look at todays date. They aren't going to keep going.

[@gyromurphy]

The soothing sound of the Snob serenade the soul. .... And balls. This guy really knows how to tickle the biscuits

[@eduardogomez4275]

Coming from the Saturday the 14th Strikes Back review, and yes, that last reaction in this review is pretty accurate.

[@Youmama187]

I always saw this as a rental, and wondered "is this going to be a good movie?". I kept wondering until this moment. Thank you Brad for proving my not caring enough to pick this one up was a good choice

[@atre5763]

Loving these re uploads Brad! So can you PLEASE bring the E.T. Pornos?!

[@Weedy_McWeedy]

Despite its cheesiness and goofiness etc, I still love this movie. I watched it so much when I was a kid and I still enjoy it as an adult.

[@kyletowers9662]

I've heard Brad's under contract and thats why he hasn't fully left CA. Don't attack Brad, he's trapped.

[@y4j1981]

That's not why he chose not to leave

[@ThePonderer]

Points for Epic Timing.

[@BugsyFoga]

Saturday the 14th : the red headed step brother of Friday the 13th

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Nathaniel Foga Sunday the 15th... is even worse. Nobody dies on that day.

[@diggerfan9319]

And I thought Brad was going to use the Cat in the Hat poster to make fun of Mike Myers since he shares the same name of the character from Halloween.

[@buckysti]

Thank you so much for posting some of these older episodes I never got to see. I’m so hoping the first Silent Night Deadly Night gets reposted soon. :) :)

[@troin3925]

This was uploaded at the right time, I wanted to see this again recently.

[@dragonmaster613]

Mom: "Saturday the 14th" CinemaSins: "Roll End Credits!"

[@Scorpio2074]

That Jake cameo at 14:29 got me totally by surprise...

[@travelerluke5748]

Shame they never made the sequel or the prequel Thursday the 12th.. They could have made a series out of this Friday the 13th thing.

[@DiarraHarris]

Robert Luke there is a sequel called Saturday the 14th Strikes Back.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

I'd watch Thursday the 12th. It's just Jason's mom going around the shops trying to buy a machete and a hockey mask. In the climax her coupons are invalid and she has to dig into the very bottom of her purse for loose change.

[@MicheallikeMJ]

This might be around the time I started watching Cinema Snob. God how the years go by!

[@Irrelevant402]

I should have subscribed sooner, guy is way more entertaining and way less annoying than the Nostalgia Critic. I usually watched their non-character movie reviews in the car for a long time.

[@SALshaNoma]

I miss all your old reviews. Thank you for reuploading them. Sending love during this mess that I know you're in no way a part of.

[@jeffbach7366]

I remember this movie when I was little. Thanks for the reupload. 😉😉

[@DinosaurFan88]

Oh God, that confrontation between Van Helsing and the vampire was like something straight out of Pocket Ninjas.

[@FischerFilmStudio]

Had to come back to this video today!

[@samyelts8498]

This review was awesome and I never heard of this movie now I want to see it soo funny

[@adriennehoteling2302]

One last hidden joke: of you watch it with subtitles, they keep calling the 'Harker woman' the 'hooker woman' 🤣

[@Ratciclefan]

I remember watching this on the League of Super Critics channel, but given you can hear the classic opening even though it's cut, was it made before Brad joined it? Just wondering. Anyway, thanks for reuploading this, I kinda wanted to watch this. Can you also upload the Hercules ones? :D

[@Sitharos]

The dad looks like Mr. Bean

[@krystalynne3823]

This movie reminds me a lot more of the Disney channel movie Mr. Boogedy

[@user-sh3vz3ol3j]

I loved this movie when I was a kid. Too bad it's not on DVD. Also looking forward to the sequel.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Yuzuru Nomura Eh... still better than Craig Moss' spoof movies.

[@DW4Ever91]

I Take it That Wilting Flower Effect is Where Most of the Budget Went?

[@ferzum7290]

Well between a probably ww3 and writting my thesis, brad and his videos are the best of this weekend

[@kirkendahlvoyd]

Saw it ghe other night. Love it!

[@mnicolemortensen7]

Yes! Thanks Brad.

[@SpongeyTheEditor]

#TeamBrad

[@diggerfan9319]

Looking forward to Sunday the 15th if they ever make one.

[@namenamington]

#TeamLarry

[@culwin]

I don't even like Larry but I hope he's the last on the site because it would be funny.

[@simonhassnilsson7009]

To be honest, never thought this movie was that bad, but can we All agree that the monster effects Are surprisingly good?

[@spud13y]

Good ol' 360p. Very nostalgic.

[@Sandlot1992]

another classic Cinema Snob episode posted once again!

[@dirtyratfinkbastard]

As the last Survivors, you and Guru Larry should Crossover.

[@thatsnotyourdonkey5006]

Brad is suddenly everyone’s favorite Channel Awesome producer

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

The scene in this movie predates the scene in Nightmare on Elm Street where Heather Logincamp is in a bath and Freddy's gloved hand comes out of the water looking like the shark fin in Jaws? Could it be that the Nightmare franchise stole from THIS movie? I had just assumed it was the other way around.

[@jaspermcdonald4602]

I can not wait until Brad finally reviews the movie Beetlejuice.

[@joycevela6668]

I love this movie!!

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

Pickles are delicious. You're insane.

[@SteeleZack]

I agree.

[@ARMEN-wb7ve]

Especially bread and butter pickles am I right who’s with me

[@paulmitchum8658]

I am made happy any time I see Severn Darden.

[@goldbondisgod]

Boy it’s been a week huh?

[@dbqsparty]

Apparently I'm 5 years old, because I can't stop laughing at the term "smelly poopdick" at 13:49.

[@MrJohndoakes]

Both Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentiss had acted together before in the 1967-68 sitcom "He & She", a better vehicle for their talent. Episodes are on KZbin.

[@MrDjl4]

Monday the 16th!!!!!

[@culwin]

I have a serious question - will you do a crossover with Guru Larry? I am a big fan of both you guys and would love to see it! Actually I'm not much of a fan of Larry but I would still love to see it

[@BuddhaBot]

Sunday the 15th. Amazed no one’s tried to snatch That title yet! -_-

[@55bueller]

Brad thank you so much for this awesome reupload. Sorry if people are being cunts to you. Nothing that has been said says you did anything wrong. You just keep doing what you're doing man. You're the fucking best dude!!

[@FabledHeroes3351]

Oh God this movie was real? I thought it was a bad LSD dream

[@Zeitgeist6]

Lol I remember renting it way back in the 90's

[@FabledHeroes3351]

Zeitgeist6 Seriously 😳

[@Zeitgeist6]

May also have been the 80's. I remember picking it up cause I thought the cover of the VHS was cool looking :) Then I got a cheesy horror comedy. Then again being a kid I was easily amused :D

[@Lord_Veren413]

omg a svengoulie joke i love it

[@realdoogie]

I can't be alone in thinking The Snob needs to bring back the Joey Scarboro theme song.... Still a fan, Brad. Always will be.

[@eleanorevans8357]

Apparently this had a sequel, 1988's Saturday The 14th Strikes Back. I'm sure it's just as incredible.

[@TheStriderSyd]

I did not know that this movie had a sequel.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Growing up, my next door neighbor's dog was named Muffin!

[@BlueLizardKing]

Say what you want but the part where the wife loses her shit at sunlight is legit fucking hilarious.

[@numbmind120]

Me and my old friend made our own home movie called Thursday the 12th, but it was a legit spoof.

[@prd2bevgy]

I LOVE this movie. I’ve always found it fun and entertaining but I’m easily amused so.. the 80s rule!!

[@troin3925]

“Selling the house _now,_ would be like closing the barn door _after_ the horses have eaten your children.”

[@shawnconway6009]

This vaguely reminds me of a movie about the toothfairy fighting santa.

[@bootsthecat6718]

Happy Saturday the 14th!

[@anikmonette2140]

Oh! This exists... Totally forgot about it!

[@toysvilltvstudios7576]

We got to see this movie on YT recently. yes, it's random and weird. But enjoyably weird in a good way. :)

[@michellewarns2778]

9:18 Holy shit, that boy can teleport!

[@austinorlando4326]

When i saw the title i thought this was going to be some sorta comedy spoof about the police investigaters at the crime scene of one of the movies

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Yes! My favorite Cinema Snob episode gets re-edited and re-uploaded today! So much better than standing out side in the apparent snow storm... because global warming is whack AH.

[@SolidSnake2017]

Wow your production values improved a good bit in the last few years, I do kinda like the low fi aesthetic for the snob reviews

[@DiarraHarris]

I didn't realize he did this film. Did he review the sequel?

[@JAFOpty]

this movie reminds me of the spoofs Hard Wars and Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind ...

[@opoderosochofer9862]

8:00 Guillermo Del Toro saw this movie hahahaha

[@Delightfully_Bitchy]

18:54 Okay, I'll give the movie this; this gag got a chortle out of me.

[@skinnyzachfilms]

I think you can take Guru Larry in the ring.

[@nobodynothing3735]

Gotta miss the old intro man

[@missmoanypants]

Aww, this was back when titles were above the videos. #Throwback