The Best of The Money Zone | MBMBaM Ad Reads

this is what got them nominated for Best Ad Read in the iHeartRadio Podcast Awards.
P.S. This is going to be a cartoon analysis/commentary channel someday! I just saw the chance to make this compilation and went for it. Just trust me.
Bits:
00:00 - Cromslor
01:01 - Porky Pig
02:52 - GriffinSpaceJam
05:55 - Worcestershire
06:45 - Extreme Restraints Candlenights Edition
10:34 - Garfield the Deals Warlock (origins)
13:01 - Stack Soap
13:49 - Chicken Pot Pie Recipes (my personal favorite)
Sprites by the wonderful Soc! DrCluckstuffins

[@DStar1313]

I love how you can hear the moment that Griffin thinks of the Porky Pig joke while Travis is talking.

[@SproutTalks]

I almost edited the middle part out but it's too good

[@chriswelter3859]

I don't even remember hearing that ad. I was literally laughing til I was crying just now. Hearing the brothers lose their minds with laughter gets me going every time.

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@chriswelter3859 same omg still crying aaah

[@andrewduncan2258]

Whenever Justin says “Travis… you dumb piece of shit” -> you know Travis just said the funniest shit

[@chriswelter3859]

Justin calling people a piece of shit is the greatest compliment he can give. He only calls people that when they throw out a joke that's SO good he doesn't know how else to respond.

[@JustLilGecko]

The porky pig segment always sends me, because you can hear Griffin realise what he's about to commit and laughing to himself in disbelief in the background

[@commandrogyne]

I get why he stopped doing it but i do miss the jingles, griffin really had a knack for holding the podcast hostage at guitarpoint

[@lukedarland7427]

The “take a chance” between all the bits is such a choice inclusion

[@7upvids]

The birth of Garfield the Deals Warlock really changed the trajectory of all of Griffins DND campaigns

[@SproutTalks]

A gamechanger really

[@jordanlittle9446]

@@SproutTalks I stopped walking while reading this and sighed. Good job

[@inkwells493]

upsetting how actually good the griffinspacejam song is in all earnestness

[@intraum]

CROMSLOR DO WE HAVE SLACKS?

[@mistertwister2000]

“A lion in twine is a fine feline” How could he write something so perfect but so nothing at once?

[@wolfofsummerbreeze]

In twine, not time... Cause it's an add for Lion in Tweed...

[@mistertwister2000]

@@wolfofsummerbreeze Damn, autocorrect fucked up my comment. Fixed.

[@yourewrong154]

@@wolfofsummerbreeze it’s for sure time. Go back and listen to it. It also makes much more sense that way and is honestly a brilliant lyric which I could see being used in a real song

[@ArcaneSteamWolf]

Definitely time. Plays off of ‘a stitch in time saves nine’, the same way ‘the lion in tweed is a friend indeed’ alludes to ‘a friend in need is a friend indeed’.

[@nikkoa.3639]

​@@wolfofsummerbreezeWait no he says "Time" there

[@therogue353]

the porky pig bit actually almost made me drive into a fucking ditch I lost control so bad the first time I heard it

[@Simple_City]

Lol same here! I'm always laughing at this podcast, but I was not at all ready for the porky pig bit. I'm sure I was all over the road when I heard it the first time hahaha

[@ilikeexxs]

The first time I heard it, I was driving and I legitimately had to pull off the road cause I was doing 😂

[@nowheresound8111]

SAME I had to pull over, I thought I was gonna throw up from laughing

[@Stubbstep]

The porky pig bit is just all time. It’s been 2 years and I still die just as hard as the first time I heard it

[@SproutTalks]

It kills me whenever I hear it even though I put it in the video lmao

[@BootyNoona]

I truly love the moments when they leave in like 30 seconds of uninterrupted laughing.

[@SproutTalks]

that's serotonin right there

[@connororeilly7157]

Audible's plan to ethically kill the joker needs to be on here lol

[@MrZaloapid]

They deserve that award

[@fjr4205]

I had forgotten Garfield The Deals Warlock first manifested in the Money Zone

[@annadeason2766]

The G-rated sex toy gag bit made me wheeze like a squeaky toy

[@JacobSmith_emjds]

I literally think about griffinspacejam on a daily basis.

[@SproutTalks]

Thinking of Him (griffinspacejam)

[@racg174]

is the extreme restraints bit missing where travis describes a harness as a hand free candle holder???

[@SproutTalks]

I might've cut it out I don't remember

[@abj6920]

I guess I'm the only one that remembers the quip one where they all do a different song reference and then Griffin says "this toothbruch has electricity, that's right folks, the stuff from lightnings" and they all get really fantastical about the news of a toothbrush with electricty. I love that one.

[@killerqueeenie]

Do you know what episode that is?

[@abj6920]

@@killerqueeenie 498, I think? Before the "straight down the middle" 499, I believe

[@_daveyw_]

YES

[@bettschwere]

i always forget what a nice singing voice griffin has and its a pleasant surprise every time.

[@very_much]

This is why you absolutely never skip the Money Zone

[@juniperdreamscape]

god that porky pig bit was legendary. i relistened to it a handful of times ghat episode.

[@RogueAstro85]

That whole episode is gold. It's my recommendation for anyone new to the pod

[@rosePetrichor]

To this day I have no idea why Justin thought 'Worcestershire' was so funny

[@sarahpflug4944]

Expectation subversion

[@CalmBlue]

Welp a joke can only get better when you pull it apart, so here goes: There’s an old saying of “Hunger makes the best sauce.”, so Justin thought Travis was going to riff on what Griffin was saying by pointing out that the snacks would taste better because you waited to get them, but instead Travis subverted it by just earnestly answering the question. Basically, Justin was expecting Travis to elevate the conversation with something profound and prescient but instead he just divebombed it into the ground.

[@kashiichan]

​@@CalmBlueBless you

[@Alex-js5lg]

I forgot Griffin used to do jingles for the ads. It's beautiful. I'm going to have to relisten to the old shows.

[@mephostopheles3752]

Proof that they should’ve won that ad reads award.

[@SproutTalks]

Oh dang who ended up winning?

[@mephostopheles3752]

@@SproutTalks Smartless. Podcast by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett. The McElroys spent half an hour in an episode cracking wise about how they should’ve won a few weeks ago lmao

[@mephostopheles3752]

An episode of MBMBAM*, to be clear. Not Smartless. They were just talking ABOUT Smartless.

[@206unknown]

I need to hear griffin sing more! Could definitely sing in a folk punk band XD

[@MayorAura]

Sounds like a Pat The Bunny song lol

[@Torblis]

Is that a sally face pfp?

[@unmemorablehero]

The lack of Roscoe the Potato man makes me sad; but still a great list. These good good boys certainly deserve that award.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

He's one of my favourites!!

[@24601InspectorJavert]

Holy shit, I dont think I'd ever heard that fully produced version of the stack soap jingle, what a bop!

[@matthewv9169]

I haven't found it anywhere other than this exact compilation I want to find it so baf

[@amycraig4024]

@@matthewv9169 Mbmbam highlights has one if you search Stack Soap jingle (kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHTdfGR-rM9oqcU)

[@HarmonicHewell]

the only time I ever listened to the money zone was the porky pig bit and it killed me instantly

[@moriafriend2668]

6:08 THIS IS THE CLEAREST AND LOUDEST LAUGH IVE EVER HEARD FROM JUSTIN OH MY GOD

[@vibequeen4632]

HOW DID THEY NOT WIN BEST AD READ

[@lindsaypalermo6106]

Awesome job! The brothers have the best Ads and you managed to find all my favorites!

[@SproutTalks]

Thank you so much! I'm glad I found the ones you like. I ended up doing a lot of digging, especially for older bits!

[@_daveyw_]

My absolute favourite moneyzone was an ad for Quip in MBMBAM 498. They all took a shot at coming up with a new slogan for Quip and then it just absolutely devolved from there and it has me in bits every time I listen.

[@tieflingteeth9033]

there is nothing funnier than griffins " AND THE DICK? "

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

The fully produced Stack Soap jingle loves on in my heart forever, it’s so fucking good

[@futureweaponsmaster]

Hard mode: watch this video while trying to finish a cup of cocoa.

[@versebuchanan512]

I skip every ad in every video I watch, yet here I am watching an entire video that is just ad

[@QuietCatastrophe]

This is exactly why I wish they didn’t go back and redo so many of their old ads

[@shawnaeatscats]

Wait, are you talking about how on spotify it replaces the ad reads from the old eps with whatever their most recent events going on are?

[@GippyHappy]

Ever since I first started listening to mbmbam I have hoped someone would make a "best of the money zone" compilation. Mostly so I wouldn't have to worry about missing anything funny since I always skip them.

[@RogueAstro85]

I was driving on the highway when I first heard the Porky Pig segment. I legitimately had to pull over because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't drive. I can no longer listen to MBMBaM while driving

[@travelingnome87]

These guys were nominated for an award for their ad reads...

[@pixiepepistar1]

This is why I never skip the ad-reads, thanks for making this! XD

[@Sprtschk]

I always thought it was "The lion in tweed is a friend indeed"?

[@SproutTalks]

Tbh most of the captioning is automatic

[@howfuturistic]

Well done! There are a couple in here I'd forgotten about lol

[@SproutTalks]

Oh nice which ones?

[@howfuturistic]

@@SproutTalks the Me and Michael Jordan one specifically haha

[@Fiona-West]

i love the garfield the deals warlock bit

[@xanthe9318]

This whole time I thought he was saying "put your soap in my soap" and I was so confused.

[@SproutTalks]

That is what he's saying, it's an ad for a company that makes soap that fits the little leftover soap bit into the new soap bar

[@xanthe9318]

@@SproutTalks auditory processing disorder strikes again ig

[@Gallant_Silver]

To think that there are people who skip the Money Zone. 😔

[@laurarodrigues6377]

babble in defiance of the christian god has now joined the ranks of these great bits, for sure

[@ClampsBert]

I laughed so hard the the porky pig bit that I actually made myself dizzy and nauseous. It's a lot for a Monday morning thank you

[@goose6941]

Thank you for making/posting 🙏❤️

[@dcarter020809]

I love that you made me watch so many ads and I enjoyed it

[@wildoesthings]

cartoon analysis and commentary, well sure pal! excited to see what you do

[@ashtynisokay4164]

Thank you!!!! This is amazing

[@maiat4876]

to this day i don't understand the worcestershire bit

[@Chocomint_Queen]

It's a common saying that "the best sauce is hunger", so Travis set it up like he was going to say that, and they were playing along, only for him to say a real sauce.

[@JulesJuno737]

@@Chocomint_Queen Ah, thank you! I learned, too!

[@abj6920]

Congrats on the channel then! We'll be here waiting to see what you do, friend!

[@SproutTalks]

Thank you!

[@keeganfrance2746]

I'm very sad that beastmates isn't in here, but still a good vid!

[@lionguardant5468]

love listening to these ads knowing i will never purchase these products or services

[@postbunnie]

11:58 That voice reminds me of the character scam likely from the dungeons and daddies podcast

[@thekatzcorner]

CROMSLOR DO WE HAVE SLACKS

[@someghosts]

Nice

[@granthatfield8564]

Nice

[@Dak-xf5qj]

nice

[@DrFunkman]

This needs “Babel stands in defiance of God”

[@Dresdawolf]

could someone explain the Worcestershire joke to me?

[@mayachun7778]

there's no joke, they just thought he was gonna say something related to the ad

[@rileystine8970]

the saying is "hunger makes the best sauce" so travis sets that up and sideblinds them with worcestershire

[@Dresdawolf]

@@rileystine8970 ohhh i see! thank you!!

[@saveoursquirrels4241]

@@rileystine8970 i though it was "blindsides"

[@josiahsweinhagen3240]

@@saveoursquirrels4241 You've been blindsided with sideblinds

[@l0rdsnorlax]

My favorite is beastmates

[@JamesWVanFleet]

Beastmates and Tit Liquid are peak, along with all of these.

[@Dietchapstick]

What about the bug boys or whatever

[@LifeOfKateLynn]

I want to skip the MZ but I can’t because of stuff like this