The Best of The Sea Captain - The Simpsons Compilation

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[@jrml2011]

Forgot the one where he's filing his taxes... "yar, why do I even bother plundering "

[@KC-dg9pu]

That was actually why i came to this video

[@janberkemeier7406]

What I like best about this character is that he serves no purpose except inserting "sea talk" into the show, which is exactly what the writers intended for him

[@Crow453]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he came about because the actors were messing around, Hank Azaria busted out a Robert Newton impression and things snowballed from there!

[@ordelian7795]

@@Crow453 The character was created by Conan O'brien when he was a writer for the show. With that in mind you might be right.

[@mranon42023]

it's just to make fun of stereotypes like willy and apu, etc

[@bldontmatter5319]

And it's funny ​@@mranon42023

[@janberkemeier7406]

@thewrestler9184 In a horrible episode that retconned how Homer and Marge first met, the Sea Captain helped Homer win Marge's heart. Not even kidding

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

Missed the best one. When Flanders created the religious theme park. On the opening day, everyone from town went to the park. Everything about it was terrible. As the townspeople were leaving the park, they were complaining loudly about how bad it was. As the Sea Captain left, he said "Yar, she blows".

[@defrozendonut8715]

Isn’t that the one we’re everyone starts getting religious visions but turns out they were all just high of gas

[@andyc6766]

Or when Homer was a food critic, and the Sea Captain was asked why he posted the terrible review in the window, to which he replies "Yar, it covers up the 'D' from the health inspector"

[@someone6590]

@@defrozendonut8715 yep, it was!

[@jonhinson5701]

M3au my absolute favorite line from the Sea Captain.

[@Scribe13013]

Yarrr

[@lesewing]

"Arrr, I don't know what I'm doing..." I feel ya.

[@BOG0690]

Mr Schnrub

[@rtozier2011]

​@@BOG0690I never did like that Mr Burnhcs

[@sct913]

I love the Frying Dutchman neon sign

[@salvatoreluis5457]

Pro tip : you can watch series at KaldroStream. Been using them for watching a lot of movies these days.

[@beckhamemerson2063]

@Salvatore Luis yup, I've been watching on flixzone} for months myself :)

[@mistasfavouritememory2966]

@@salvatoreluis5457 mm, both joined a week ago and have the same no profile and its a nice reply, good job making a new account dumbass

[@Luke.1878]

@@mistasfavouritememory2966 hahaha it’s such a blatant scam, no one actually talks like this

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Lmao so do I, it’s perfect

[@brianbread7698]

I do feel for the sea captain after he lost his game boy.

[@Disciple_of_Cthulhu]

Yarr, and he's not attractive.

[@zackc799]

How heavy was that gameboy tho to sink to the bottom of the ocean

[@Disciple_of_Cthulhu]

@@zackc799 It was probably aboard a ship of his that sank.

[@zackc799]

@@Disciple_of_Cthulhu that makes a lot of sense now I feel dumb 😂

[@markjarvis6109]

Yar same says I

[@M3au]

“tis is a remorseless eating machine” ... Simpsons gold

[@hoilst265]

I still use "FAIRLY WARNED...BE THEE...SAYS I".

[@nebulousisgod]

“Tis” is a conjunction of “it” and “is”. Saying “tis is” is redundant. Yarr.

[@M3au]

@@nebulousisgod yes

[@amolaksinghsunnerd4999]

Arrr

[@hunterwilk]

@@amolaksinghsunnerd4999 I have the option of translating your comment into English. It doesn't do anything, but I like it anyway.

[@hellaroh6053]

"I'm telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea!" "Arrr, shut up! I know what I'm doing. Yarrr, I hate the sea, and everything in it."

[@Disciple_of_Cthulhu]

Yarr, I don't know what I'm doin'.

[@BOG0690]

*taps pipe*

[@Pikashockdragon]

Probably payback for the sea taking his Gameboy.

[@canaisyoung3601]

If it's a lighthouse, then the light should be spinning around, not pointed out to sea. But that's if the show followed reality, which it doesn't, even during its good years.

[@himbuxterrafux9525]

Then why he is a ship captain??

[@singleplayermoments]

The Sea Captain has always been one of my favourite Simpsons characters, along with Snake. Whenever he shows up it’s just gold. 🤣

[@boros4925]

I like how Homer calls the Sea Captain his good friend

[@kokobwild2413]

You have to hand it to lionel hutz in this....he's a great lawyer for once.

[@lacondrathompson1747]

I like him

[@altdelet3778]

Embarrassing Marge in the process....

[@Shimlarian]

He also technically beat the devil

[@459luker]

care to join me in a belt of scotch?

[@johndickson76]

He defeated the blue haired, law talkin’ guy

[@srbrant5391]

"Yarr, I think I've become addicted to cough syrup." -- From Simpsons: Hit and Run.

[@MaxOfFewTrades]

Watching this has helped me realize just how underrated a character Sea Captain is! Dude is just oddly hilarious somehow!

[@joedirte716]

Backstabbing democRAT more like it

[@LTV746]

Arrghhh

[@chriswinkler284]

@@joedirte716 Yeah, but he means well. Oh, and by the way, Republicans aren't exactly 'innocent' either, so go sit on a thumbtack and twirl :P

[@baconburgeronly3089]

@@joedirte716 ?

[@baconburgeronly3089]

@@joedirte716 its pronounced conservative

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“Is or more iced tea ye be needing?” “OK.” “ARRRR HA HAR HA HAR HAR HARRRRR!!!!!!!!”

[@EAcapuccino]

Set sail for the - frying Dutchman! 🚢🇳🇱😂😂

[@Tony-112]

😂😂😂😂

[@cesarlopez6368]

@@EAcapuccino "Aye Aye, Captain!"

[@EAcapuccino]

@@cesarlopez6368 Whatever is fried caters to the all American 🇺🇸 diet! 😂😂 Comida grasosa!

[@cesarlopez6368]

@@EAcapuccino lol true ^^

[@1984Phalanx]

“Tell me this then, do ye have any spare change?” I loved that line when I was a kid.

[@Dianimations_]

'Are you hitting on me? cuz i don't do that....on land'

[@feleciaclemons5074]

😂😂😂😂

[@ashlirabid9614]

The navy in a nutshell.

[@sergioampv1640]

Which episode is that?

[@UncleAnaesthesia]

When he said "Yarr I'm not attractive," I felt that. I really did.

[@srbrant5391]

We all did.

[@PopeCromwell]

14:10 "I just want a friend who isn't a work friend" Ah, that hits hard.

[@JacobKinsley]

Try hooking up with someone

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

Helps by trying to be more extroverted in spaces where people congregate for social activities.

[@ZombieChicken1310]

I mean, would you be the Sea Captain's friend?

[@DanStrayer]

Sorry, the correct answer is “Ah, that hits harrrrrrd.”

[@PopeCromwell]

@@ZombieChicken1310 yes, but only until when he lost his gameboy

[@jbproductions845]

Is it more Ice tea you be needing? Ok Arr haha harr haha harr!

[@sleazymeezy]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

[@TheBestoftheBest-TV]

Ok, this one was good 👏

[@Bossbugg90]

6:45 Crab: Bites lobster Homer: Hey!!! You don't have to take that from no punk ass crab whats wrong with you!!! 😂😂😂

[@jane1975]

I loved the Pinchy episode.

[@markjarvis6109]

These videos help me appreciate every individual character.. forgot how funny he is.

[@pho3nix-]

The side-view of him at court at 4:49 never fails to make me laugh after all these years

[@JackT13]

Arguably the greatest neon sign on any restaurant ever- real or fictional

[@giancarlonurko3476]

"Aww, Squiddy, I got nothing against ya. I just heard there was GOLD in yer Belly!"

[@justinholland9844]

What's funny about it is the way the squid looks down at his stomach in dismay.

[@MooMooFutch]

The “ Ahhrrrrr Ninety sea shanties on compact disc” advert gets me every time.

[@Schm1dtstorm]

Ahead of its time

[@danielbeaney4407]

😂😂😂 "Aye that'll replace the whale in my nightmares!" I'd forgotten that gem

[@FOXHOUND4143]

"YAR, I HATE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT". THIS CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME. LOLOLOL

[@branflakes12341]

The squid with knifes made me laugh so much 😂

[@jacobmountford6371]

No it’s an octopus.

[@LandPirate62]

He’s so upset he lost his Gameboy. Poor sea captain :(

[@FriendlyCroock]

His name is mccallister

[@459luker]

5:52 "come for the freak! stay for the food" "oh he's hideous" LOL

[@willr2375]

i heard they shaved a gorilla. LOL

[@dustinprewitt]

"Hank Azaria, isnt it true that you are not even a sea captain???" *looks down in shame* " ... aye. Please forgive me!!!" *sobs*

[@deathmagnetic12085]

If you see anything moving, that's just the freshness. I'm dead!! 💀 💀

[@Sousuke15]

Props to the chef fighting a octopus with 8 knifes against his 1

[@jackcarter5415]

Best Krusty joke ever with the “yar, HE blows” lmao. Also slight animation error at 2:50 I think, neat Easter egg

[@charlienorton2337]

Where is the animation error

[@eggsbenedict7711]

@@charlienorton2337 the dolphins splitted him in half, but then there is a leg floating... i guess that is the animation error

[@tomservo5347]

I'm dying at the dramatic music and Sea Captain's severed foot floating in the water with the dolphins popping up and laughing.

[@electricheadboy]

He says “not a looker in the whole bunch” but then he reveals that he has 2 glass eyes.

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

Yeah and then in other episodes it's revealed that he does have both eyes but then again this is the same show where they are inconsistent with whether or not he has a peg leg or not under one of his boots

[@Showsni]

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

[@srbrant5391]

"Yarr, I'm...not attractive." Boy is that ever a mood.

[@zechariahdymond4358]

Man almost 15 minutes of sea captain, way to go!

[@danschneider9921]

The slightly manical laugh as he pours the tea....30 years later still makes me laugh

[@ciaraf4158]

“Come for the freak. Stay for the food”

[@jackmyers8687]

"Yar! That's going to replace the Whale in my nightmares" Homer Simpson in sweatpants everyone.

[@waynemarvin5661]

Can you learn to spell 'whale'? It's things like this that gives away your age.

[@MandungerFinzberry]

"Yarrrr you should've stayed in school"

[@cjb761]

I won a Halloween Costume Contest dressed as the Sea Captain once.

[@snakeeyes2551]

That's great, did you imitate his voice too.

[@josephmartinez6715]

Hahaha ....I love that " I hate the sea and everything in it !" 😂😂😂

[@chrisw6164]

The nice thing about KZbin is that I can listen to sea chanties every day without having to buy CDs anymore.

[@davidgobert6051]

“I hate the sea and everything in it.” 😂😂😂

[@lazylion420]

I'm the sailing instructaarr! and on movie night I run the projectaarr! only PG; nothin' aarr! yaarr!

[@benswolo6804]

"Sink the bismarck" cracked me up

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

I’d like to think he was piloting the Polish destroyer that nearly rammed Bismarck.

[@MrRonald327]

Captain: I’ve hated the sea since it stole my Gameboy. Me: I bet you spit salt water.

[@jonbaxter2254]

I have never seen a happier man pouring ice tea

[@snake3946]

he put Viagra in it

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

Customers get filled up on Tea and they don't eat as much. Conan was amazing with this episode. Nonstop entertainment.

[@LunarFresh]

The Sea Captain needs his own show

[@anttam117]

My man here the Captain needed his own show.

[@offlinemedia1784]

“There goes a good friend” Why does that sound really freaking ominous?

[@SUEDUCE]

That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!!

[@jamesgiorgio7132]

“tis no man, tis is a remorseless eating machine”

[@fanofeverything]

1:30 Krusty actually improvising a good line is the biggest shock of that episode

[@GeneThundersnow]

I think about him refilling the iced tea on a daily basis.

[@mae2759]

4:04 The best!

[@Tiresias55]

3:13 "I keep telling you that the light would work better if it's pointing out to sea!" "Dar Shut up! I know what I'm doing. Yar, I hate the sea and everythin in it." This quote, and "Not a quarter! Dar he'll be dancin for hours" always crack me up.

[@bobitin368]

7:22 , he's also an unbelievable singer

[@SANDRARAMIREZ-iy1lh]

3:23 Arrrr... Shut Up!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leociresi4292]

Yar, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

[@adamcheklat7387]

13:46: Robert Frost. One of America’s titans of poetry.

[@boataxe4605]

I am a real Captain, and most of us don’t wear the uniform and hat unless we have to. And when dealing with recreational boaters if one of them is wearing Captain’s hat it’s a big red flag that they don’t know what they are doing.

[@AbyssalPlague]

"Unless we have to." May I ask, when do you _have_ to?

[@boataxe4605]

@@AbyssalPlague When your employer requires it. Most don’t require the hat, though most do require a dress shirt with epaulettes.

[@GRasputin91]

@@boataxe4605 I misread at first "when your *emperor* requires it 😂😂

[@SJ-gv1yj]

1:45, is too relatable. 🥺

[@jayluck8047]

0:28 The hairnet - like the sea - she be a cruel mistress!

[@HuckleburyFlynn]

0:56 easily one of homers best lines

[@2steaksandwiches665]

Resorting to homosexuality is one of the best lines of the show.

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

that whole frying dutchman episode was classic

[@RC-ow2dk]

The “More stomach than man!” Comment weakens me!😂

[@FeralPatrick]

The line I most repeat by far is, "Yarrr, I'm not attractive." I feel yar pain, Cap'n.

[@leandroingrassia]

Arr! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

[@Terrybulll]

You make the best simpsons compilations. Keep up the great work

[@leedean1696]

The sea captain sounds like Capt Barbossa.

[@midnightsun2085]

I'm gonna have to side with Homer on this one. The sign did say "all you can eat". So if you can eat the entire sea, than that's all you can eat.

[@christopheracosta2043]

I wish Red Lobsters would come up with a better all you can eat than Sizzler’s or Golden Corral.

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

I disagree. Twas no man, but a beast. His customers are only human. The Sea Captain lost this civil tort case with jury selection. Those folks were Homer's Peers. 😅

[@Shakdnugz2024]

when you see homer it feels like your watching a 21 stories from Springfield type episode

[@hoilst265]

"Love Theme From Das Boot"

[@lucaromanelli4664]

"Yarr, not a looker among 'em!" XD

[@cybergothika6906]

The army getting inside the court with a bag of santa's letters instead of the actual food, gets me everytime. So subtle and so good, old jokes were much better.

[@GraveyardGhoul98]

12:25 this part always cracks me up so hard 🤣

[@EnkaMexi]

Big ARRRRRR for this Video! ⚓😄👍

[@leociresi4292]

Homer:”Hey! You don’t have to take that from no punkass crab! What’s wrong with you?”

[@JohnWick-dp6vp]

The tea part had me rolling

[@jonolabarrieta2234]

0:53, he is probably trying to help a good friend (as Homer says later on the video)

[@the_kombinator]

This man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!

[@archivesofarda986]

Pretty good Editing actually. Really cool you kinda keep a storyline throughout the videos :)

[@EAcapuccino]

Lol - 11:24 😂😂 Yes, Stereotypical pirate voice - from a 1800s novel - treasure Island 🏝️ ARRR! 🏴‍☠️ - Dialogue is fictional BUT the accent isn't! 😁😊 - South West UK - 🇬🇧 Hank Azaria did a very good impression

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

Which I like sense when it comes to British accents in American media it's always the London accent that's imitated the most so it's actually nice to hear other kinds of British accents in American media like the west country accent

[@EAcapuccino]

@@williampulfer-melville8536 London has more Than 1 accent I promise you 😂. As does the rest of the uk much like the USA A posh accent - Queens English - as we call It 1 is 1 you're familar with that more often than not is imitated by American actors 😅 However, don't forget Scottish as well which DO count as British. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Dan castellaneta voicing - Groundskeeper Willie (not bad) haha Mike Myers - Shrek

[@meatyochre9135]

"So I guess I'll have to see another compilation for my crippling depression clip?" [sadly] "arr... arr..."

[@alextrebek8293]

I wouldn't say he's my favorite character but he definitely has his moments

[@Roboglenn387]

Yaar help! I was tied here by teenage pirates. I hate the sea, and everything in it. My favorite quotes from the Sea Captain.

[@SL-cl9gt]

Funny. I remember he having more confidence as a kid 😂

[@NM0047]

The Iconic 'Arr'. :D

[@evanlim8360]

"Yarrr, that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares." I use that line every chance I get.

[@gorillema3276]

'Is it more ice-tea ye be needing?' 'Yes...' 'YAARHARYAARHAAAAR!'

[@onehungrypanda316]

“Hornpipe fever” AAARRRRRGH! his eyes all wide open when he says that ahhhhahahaha 😂 07:40

[@AckzaTV]

"I dont do that ... on land" lol law of the sea yellow fringe rules lol

[@davidmartinez3272]

Geez, mr Captain, buy yourself another Gameboy

[@dustincausey3344]

Seriously the frying Dutchmen is an amazing name for a sea food restaurant

[@jamesthompson3023]

Natures crudest mistake a remorseless eating machine

[@leociresi4292]

Random guy:” I heard they shaved a gorilla!”😂😂😂😂

[@sandraramirez6961]

3:26 AARR.. SHUT UP,I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. ARR.. I HATE THE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT.🤣🤣🤣🚢

[@jajafeedyns8082]

Yar! I love Splash, Mr. Howard. It was totally... euh... YAR!

[@deadmeatjb]

IS IT MORE ICE TEA YE BE NEEDING?

[@leociresi4292]

Okay. Ah Harrrr har har har har!

[@sandraramirez6961]

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