The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Bruce Willis

Not even an action star like Bruce Willis can escape a Roast unsinged.
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[@mistaincredible2573]

Dom had me in tears…. The way he said all that without a pause in his delivery is hysterical

[@MCCARVERWORLD]

Sad part his Bruce didn’t know why was going on the whole time

[@brookesbestlife4918]

Such a good Christopher walker impression

[@Spookykitty1138]

Kevin Pollack will always have the best Walken impression.

[@1life744]

Who is Christopher Walker? Lol

[@LESRAM1981]

I know, that was AWESOME.

[@mangareviewer3658]

Ikr

[@tattedguy9579]

If you close your eyes it’s literally him but then you don’t get to see his mannerisms lol.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

I like how Dom just started doing his stand up routine 😂

[@teflongoon]

Nikki Glaser is vicious! 😂😂😂

[@kittypanda3028]

@Michael Shaughnessy eh. not really

[@kittypanda3028]

her roast are ok but personally not funny to me. and robin williams joke was sad. comedy is dark but yeah

[@simonlloyd7557]

@@kittypanda3028 Im not against making fun of anything, but she was just clumsy and ...not funny.

[@lockandreload]

Yeah, her comedy is why she has a career. LOL

[@JeremySky]

That Robin Williams joke ws in bad taste

[@holeephuck4421]

When I was a kid I didn't think Martha Stewart was hot but she somehow looks better than back then

[@ducebigga9618]

Bruh ong

[@myfathersson3751]

Her smile😍

[@sorenpeterson3826]

Gilf op

[@TheTrueReiniat]

ewwwww!

[@nelsonugwuagbo530]

@@sorenpeterson3826 qp Qp Qqpp

[@jeffbrown8117]

Best part of Dom’s set was watching Ed Norton squirm. Brilliant.

[@MichaelLasotaTW]

Knowing what we know now about his health; this is nice and refreshing to see how well he took it..

[@MrTrigz]

The news has been floating for like 2 years

[@LordOfTheBored]

Edward Norton was savage. Wow.

[@arhaanmukherjeesaha4438]

Jeff Ross took everyone to the cleaners, one of his best

[@nunopires8343]

He always does

[@mangareviewer3658]

Agree

[@84Elenai]

Couldn't find his segment

[@krauser18x]

Why comment this on a video that didnt include him?

[@cynthiahusband106]

I love my Bruce Willis , and he will get well have loved Bruce since moonlighting get well baby , know you will!!!!❤️

[@kingofbunga]

A GI Jane joke and no one got slapped, WOAH

[@kylebryson8565]

This is the best acting I've seen from Bruce Willis. I'm impressed

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

I was at a Walgreens a couple weeks ago and there were *four* different new Bruce Willis super-cheesy action movies in the Redbox outside. So... I dunno, I guess he got divorced again and needed the money really really bad?

[@youtubesucks3882]

@@dogslobbergardens6606 He only plays in straight to DVD movies as a featured actor, but he's usually in the movie for about 10 minutes. He always sits down and he barely acts. afaik he only works on a project for 2-3 days, so the crew has to get all their shots in that timespan. Nobody making big movies wants to hire him anymore because he's lazy and has lost his passion for acting. Sylvester Stallone couldn't wait to get rid of him for the Expendables sequels.

[@nefeskar]

I mean he is lame at this point and he probably has no love for acting, but make no mistake cause he is a real actor. I mean at some point this dude's acting was the best.

[@ChannelNotFound]

@@nefeskar He has a disease where he can't understand language.

[@ledukas6663]

So i think u hadnt watch any of his movies..

[@vodkahouse6662]

omg the courtney love murder joke was amazing :D

[@jeffbrown8117]

The best part of Don’s but was watching Ed Norton’s disgusted reactions. Brilliant.

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

Y'know what never gets old? Jokes about Love murdering Cobain... and Cobain himself.

[@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224]

Yup :') that was awesome

[@arastutomar40]

Dom Irerra's roast ending was just Immaculate!! 😂😂😂

[@SIRMMA]

Martha Stewart is the best at taking a joke about herself

[@bustanut2376]

not really tbh. i always notice when a girl makes jokes about her she seems more dense and unamused

[@hugon6717]

@@bustanut2376 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ63mnV_mLN2h80 @ 0:18

[@stuffy6664]

Nicki said martha didn’t take it as well and was cold towards her before and after the roast on a podcast that’s why she made the unaffectionate joke 💀

[@Turco949]

@@stuffy6664 I bet Martha loves her now.

[@mikekillagreen9432]

Love his kids cracking up. Get well Bruce! We want to see you back on the big screen not just DVD.

[@PeachPlastic]

:(

[@ygerekhirosaki172]

That's not happening

[@mikekillagreen9432]

@ygerekhirosaki172 You getting even 1 subscriber isn't happening.

[@MexicanAndaJew]

I love the martha stewart boyfriend joke at the end

[@jesseSager123]

Dom Irrera's joke had me dying.

[@KLP368]

Same here. I lost it at that one.

[@bigbear061207]

That Christopher Walken impression was on POINT! Dunno which is better his or “Howard Wolowitz”

[@GeorgeSauciuc]

True! 😋

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

7:44: He said ALL that with a straight face.

[@christianperez7846]

Dom is ruthless!😂

[@teflongoon]

11:26 Holy shit. LOL. I choked on my coffee.

[@itsmdm6453]

Dude lol yes

[@InnerDness]

Dom is a monster on stage, more people should know him

[@folarinodewale908]

Ed Norton threw a jab at everyone and they probably didn't even notice....literally went over there head😄😄

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Explain?

[@rhondaaa9614]

?

[@folarinodewale908]

@@l-ixir thanks 😅 I'm more fluent now I promise.😄

[@mynameistrd6841]

Bruce's daughters looked so happy hearing people roasting their dad :))

[@slashnagy6]

Bruce was disgusted but bursting at the seams during Dom’s bit

[@fargotua13]

"it comes in an old box" was best one, luv U Bruce

[@ricardocjoulzenn2568]

love how Bruce can laugh from all the jokes from Cybill hope they had a talk backstage even a little small talk and put the past behind them

[@spitfire3984]

It’s so strange, going to prison actually made Martha Stewart more famous.

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

America is a strange country and we live in very strange times.

[@spitfire3984]

@@dogslobbergardens6606 I agree. We live in scary times as well. Our world is falling apart before our eyes.

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

@@spitfire3984 Yep. It's been coming for a long, long time, and there's no stopping it now. Enjoy the ride if you can, but buckle up.

[@_Casper_5.0_]

GI Jane joke didn’t age well😂

[@EmF95573]

Oh I’d say it did :)

[@llckarther87ll]

Keep my wife's name...

[@AdamAlkishawi]

The Edward Norton bit now makes sense because of Bruce's aphasia, man sometimes you have the writings on the wall but you don't see it.

[@dromingo6881]

Aphasia is caused from brain damage, and dosent let people comprehend what they are being told for those who dont know what that is

[@riveraharper8166]

Yep. It hits different now.

[@bevrolee8887]

?? Bruce didn’t display signs of aphasia during his responses. What a lazy take.

[@pastashack3517]

@@bevrolee8887 that's not what the comment was saying. Ed Norton's joke is literally about Bruce saying the wrong words to express a thought, the literal definition of aphasia

[@villimcnilli2867]

Didn’t know i needed this lol

[@iPSLee]

I just generally like everything that is Bruce Willis related.

[@lancegoff6575]

"Local comedian Dom Irrera" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NuckBasty]

Imagine if Greg had a chance to roast Bruce Willis. Jokes we’ll never hear that can only be created by him 😂

[@rosebigrose7849]

He was the KING

[@larrylentz650]

Greg who??????

[@larrylentz650]

Who??

[@NuckBasty]

@@larrylentz650 Greg Giraldo!!!

[@PSYCHOV3N0M]

​@@larrylentz650Greg Giraldo. R.I.P.!

[@itsjillcolleen]

I love Nikki so much 🤘🏼

[@joeycortes2990]

Same lol

[@iyannaeaddy4610]

They killed it!!! This roast was epic!!!!

[@ebonyyoe]

The GI Jane joke did age well :D

[@tony9305]

That Christopher Walken impression was unreal. So on point, wow!

[@dromingo6881]

Makes fun of his wife n nobody got hurt at all , thats real comedy right there people

[@ethanaleman]

I love him in Red and Red 2

[@captainpotato6856]

John aswell ! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

[@paulmill9816]

martha always a savage

[@Fat_Panda90]

3:44 and a year from this Chris rock will make a joke about G.I jane and get smacked by will smith.

[@mikekillagreen9432]

GI Jane joke hits different now. Lol

[@Luvluna19]

Dom irrera killed it 🤣

[@jakethesnakemanpatterson748]

I liked seeing Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and their daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah

[@TheFastballs]

Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts

[@bkr1895]

Put some respect on Greg Giraldo’s name

[@TheFastballs]

@@bkr1895 respek but Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts

[@VladyG27]

You spelled Jeff Ross wrong

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

@@TheFastballs Nikki Glaser is a one-hit wonder whose career came and went in five years. Maybe you meant she blurts out jokes like a goat bleating? OK, yeah, that makes sense.

[@TheFastballs]

@@dogslobbergardens6606 wow man, who hurt you today? I know it wasn’t Nikki Glaser bc she doesn’t even know who you are homie. Send me clips of the best stand up comedy you’ve ever done so I can compare

[@itsjillcolleen]

Love you Daddy Bruce

[@backforblood3421]

i would like to thank Edward Norton's appearance in this for reminding me that I want to order a copy of Red Dragon. Not funny, but true.

[@Modsnake98]

Nikki Glaser looks amazing here.

[@Chrisko1492]

She had some of the best roasts in this video and all you can write is about her looks…. that‘s textbook misoginy

[@borox9875]

@@Chrisko1492 shut up

[@dogslobbergardens6606]

@@Chrisko1492 those are the same kinda clods who feel compelled to comment on every sports show video about the fit of the analyst or host's dress. It's downright bizarre.

[@filippyknow]

We need more of Dom before he dies. That was brutal

[@Seashellsbytheseashore21]

we love you bruce

[@tylerdurden639]

Man, I have got to stay awake more. Can't have Jack going on shows by himself.

[@susanweissman6164]

"You don't eat, so you might as well use that hole for something" 🤣🤣🤣

[@kelammo]

That’s the best Walken impression ever

[@BadMFJules]

1:16 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iconicdiego7085]

8:45 That one was pretty hilarious hahahaha

[@bavracr5601]

Edward Norton must now feel bad after he figured out Bruce Willis had a disease so that's why can't remember the script

[@matthewlabbe8395]

Admittedly fan-boyed a bit when he said “welcome to the party, pal!”

[@byzenteendutchies8096]

BRUTAL!!!! 😂

[@Natalie-ox7xm]

While watching this I had a thought. COME ON LEO DICAPRIO ROAST!!!! Who's with me?!

[@regaul4248]

My nuts

[@ApollonDriver]

One of the highest quality roasts with all these high quality people

[@jimmy6283]

Edward Norton... Probs one of the best to do it 👌

[@EmmelineSama]

I love the reaction behind the only one laughing at Rodman's roasting.

[@dammitamber]

Christ almighty, I’m 37 and I can’t remember ever hearing Dennis Rodman talk! Hahaha

[@DavidKfilmmaker]

Get a job as a bartender. You’ll think he’s an auctioneer

[@garythepartyrocker7613]

I loved Joseph Gordon levitt in the dark knight rises

[@vishal2352]

Jake Peralta would be so mad when he finds this video

[@millionfps]

Get better Bruce, we will always be waiting for you, no matter what we will be here, take your time

[@infobaru1]

uhh what happen to him?

[@bradenr867]

He has frontotemporal dementia

[@sdfilmproductions4193]

I didnt know Bruce Willis was once married to Caitlyn Jenner!😱

[@CyGea]

I can't see Kevin Pollak and not say, "I stole the baby!" And it's not even his line.

[@DasPope-dr1dg]

Wait....it's not?!

[@tyrelljones9135]

Nikki actually wrote her own jokes🤣

[@blakemrolfsensanchez547]

Ha ha. Like she can write. She has told several interviewers someone writes her jokes.

[@DuboSkates]

didnt know they made this many god damn

[@tylerhackner9731]

Love it 😂

[@joseguevara3269]

Plot twist : not only did Martha Stewart end civil’s career, but she planned this whole roast show just to make it known. She’s THAT woman.

[@JulianSirian]

Is that true? Do you have a source? Just curious, lol

[@joseguevara3269]

@@JulianSirian no source lol I’m pretty sure Martha is a kingpin of some sort 😂 I don’t doubt she could make it happen. She got power , money, and influence😳 she’s definitely a gotham villain. She’s probably a friend of bruce eitherway so she maybe set it up. If I don’t wake up tomorrow you know why.

[@crocodile7448]

@@joseguevara3269 you still waking up 😂?

[@DavidKfilmmaker]

Spent 5 min wondering who civil was

[@duewhit310]

Cybil ?

[@lizd.8655]

I had to come back to watch this after watching JoBlo's thank you video dedicated to Bruce Willis!

[@justdoge6144]

This makes sense now

[@EnriquePascual1989]

Martha 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽

[@artfulandtricky]

Kevin Pollak is hilarious!!

[@Marie-jz1qw]

I just came here for Demi's turn

[@sitcomsTV]

Comedy roasts are great tention releases. Wish Will Smith had gone to some before the oscar ceremony

[@jakedickison1295]

Dom irrera definitely stole the show🤣🤣🤣

[@nealgoyal3954]

Gi Jane 2, Can't wait to see it!

[@beckyleonardis6331]

Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken! 🤣🤣🤣

[@raramonty5217]

I'm so happy Moonlighting is streaming in Nov

[@mr.a1827]

We all miss 90's Bruce Willis.

[@adm8995]

Edward Nortons roast was not only the best on the episode but also one of the best in general.

[@natedaniels3655]

Sounded like a bunch of liberal whining to me.

[@tankyamazaki9222]

@@natedaniels3655 he was making fun of liberals

[@desceri]

10:30

[@debbiesher5677]

Bruce and Demi׳s daughters are the coolest😂❤️

[@yohrdan1]

Is there a way to watch the whole episode for free?

[@deesandiego]

soooo good

[@tenwaystowearit]

Oh my God. That one girl... who was she? She killed it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩😩😩

[@Chris-is1rd]

Nikki Glaser

[@mahmamia5100]

Nikki's done three roasts so far and she's knocked every one out of the park. She's a born roaster.

[@waterywingz]

I like how we all knew who the OP was referring to. Cuz we all thought the same 🙌🙌

[@jimmy_octane]

11:25 ❤ This guy! 😮😅😂

[@DeathWzrd]

Rip Robin Williams

[@theblevtyler2921]

Edward Norton is my favorite human being

[@kiransaraogi4075]

15:07😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@momousagi1989]

Oh martha stewart👏👏👏👏

[@brucewillis9755]

Joana, thanks for the comment over times. Kindly send me a message to my mail [e-mail]

[@kevinnelson66]

Hang in there, Bruce. You're a national treasure

[@aerialXace]

Edward Nortons roast about not memorizing the lines did not age well

[@justinwilcox2317]

Right ? I thought the same .

[@andrewgrove1691]

Love Nikki glaser

[@JoeCambo]

HEY! Broooooose

[@VeniVidiVici911]

Martha Stewart was great lol

[@eliazarplasencio3726]

hell yeah the best baldy in Hollywood getting roasted