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[@fanfarefair12]

Every time he criticizes the audience and chooses a specific name, I think "Itll never be me". But here we are. Today's my day.

[@valaya.3]

I don't think there'll be a day when I don't think it'll never be me. I would be really surprised (and scared) if someone somehow randomly picked my unique name

[@merrybright5732]

Im happy for you *Morgan*

[@HaidebugCreates]

Morgan Schulte bro my name is Haiden I hope he says mine someday lol

[@christopherhammond5142]

Congratulations! My name is common as muck so I'm pretty certain to get it one day but some people I feel sorry for.

[@fanfarefair12]

@@valaya.3 if I ever become a KZbinr (I won't but a girl can dream) I'll look directly into the camera and roast you. Kindly, of course.

[@olimcpants4023]

you lipsyncing billy mays on the radio feels like a fever dream

[@britann9539]

I am so thoroughly entertained rn lol. 👏🏻

[@alexiahunter1500]

By far the best part of the video 😂

[@ratedpending]

It's nighttime and I thought I was sleeping for a bit

[@tydumeproductions]

I loved it so much

[@SirKarpAlot]

Honestly thought it was an Alex Jones impersonation of Billy Mays

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

Billy Mays was unironically the first celebrity death I was ever legitimately sad about. One of the few to this day, even.

[@linkjmc5683]

It's so funny how in the radio interview the other people are laughing expecting him to stop and he just keeps going louder and louder.

[@whynotegg]

I can’t believe Billy Mays murdered Vince on the radio

[@noodlebanana7512]

I'm shook

[@Liverpoollassie]

Vince was always getting on our nerves so he deserved it

[@YourMomsFavoriteCommenter]

I can't believe Vince murdered Billy Mays with Cocaine.

[@lolidontknowagoodname9572]

*When Vince is Better in every way*

[@ayshaduv155]

@@lolidontknowagoodname9572 he's old wired ass will NEVER and I mean NEVERRRR BEAT BILLY EVEER

[@lizzylinder4150]

Billy Mays commercials are probably the reason I'm into loud men with big beards now

[@KaliTakumi]

Uh

[@TheRealJader]

Oooof

[@kaydwessie296]

I can live a little happier knowing Billy Mays caused at least one sexual awakening

[@G-LukeJA]

*Miles voice*: "Hey"

[@jkephart4624]

Throws razor away Grabs 3rd plate of biscuits and gravy

[@Charlie-wp9gn]

I know it was a joke but when he said "We'll get you out of here soon, I know you've had a long day." I was deeply touched.

[@MP-tx2ev]

Same 😁😭

[@kaelynnydia]

Scott: puts absorbent towel in water Towel: absorbs Scott: 😲

[@BW2OFFICIAL]

How you gonna wash a Zorbeez or Shamwow? It's just gonna absorb all the water in your washing machine.

[@Strideo1]

I wash my Shamwow with a Zorbeez.

[@tittieboy]

True

[@kindacruise]

you twist it obv

[@monsterhanna6691]

Oh my gosh, that's a good point. 😂

[@FitzyyLives]

It says dry clean only

[@abbielakhan8501]

I'm so comforted by the fact that there were other kids watching that half hour infomercial at 2 am

[@hipheart113]

Same 😂😂

[@HotStrange]

You and me both.

[@jagenigma]

Ronco knives, the rotisserie, magic bullet, jack lalannes power juicer where he sang at the end. That was a pretty warm feeling.

[@greteb1951]

Billy ways has the power to unite us all

[@imid3440]

yess

[@NomzNoodle]

I was listening to this while I tried to fall asleep and when you said “MORGAN” I thought I was being haunted. Comin outta my phone to get me

[@morgandeloach1040]

fr

[@digitalharmony26]

Love your username, puns are my weakness.

[@morganh1338]

Same

[@EDoyl]

8:50 I had no idea this happened. By god this is the greatest piece of audio I've ever encountered. I've got the quick chop he's got the crap chop.

[@CurrentlyHannah]

Holy that monologue was incredible.

[@benadrylsmoke5481]

if i ever have to audition for theater again i'm gonna recite the billy mays monologue

[@revieweverything365]

Sounds like a wresting promo

[@baked-chicken]

@@benadrylsmoke5481 This would be absolutely hilarious

[@alwayshangrygirl463]

I watched this video because of your comment. Thank you, you're my best friend now

[@thatlydiagal]

500th like.

[@abbyshoenfelt6413]

when i was kid i loved Billy Mays so much and i was only 8 when he died i was so heartbroken

[@dr.diamond9868]

I didn't even know he died til about 4 or 5 years ago,lol

[@realcade]

His ads were the only ones I actually was invested in watching as a kid in between spongebob 😂

[@Luminocite]

Abby Lorraine woah spoilers

[@LilyDelane]

I was SO UPSET when he died like I actually knew the guy or something 🙄

[@E.M.99.]

Same

[@Kvans95]

The Flex Tape guy is the new Billy Mays. "I'm gonna saw this boat in half!"

[@rebeccar8359]

"I know you've had a long day" it's 7:13 AM and somehow he's still right

[@temitayot3588]

The spirited lip sync made me wish I could subscribe all over again

[@NurseSnow2U]

Honestly I love him so much. 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-lw5zo7hi5k]

Okay, so I was weirdly obsessed with this man when I was 4, and I cried when he died. I would wait for his commercials to come on. I felt so betrayed when they replaced him.

[@user-lw5zo7hi5k]

I really wish I made this up. This is probably one of the weirdest things a 4-year-old could be obsessed with.

[@oscargalindo4927]

"You watching me camera guy" - Chop Guy

[@dodie3412]

same. every time i saw anthony sullivan in an infomercial i would get upset and change the channel

[@btaylerpackard2475]

@@oscargalindo4927 Vince got arrested for soliciting a prostitute!

[@barbaraspicer2154]

Is that Fullmetal Alchemist

[@Morgan-ow7de]

"Is that okay, Morgan?!" 😂😳 really had me double take hearing my name while I was half distracted and working lol

[@blondieYorkie]

Same

[@samwichvr485]

"people killin', people dyin', children hurtin', you hear them cryin'." 😂

[@mackback319]

"He has the Crap Cho- ih- Slap Chop." (guys on the radio go oooh)

[@sampatterson8210]

Most underrated youtuber

[@calumrf0211]

Sam Patterson Deserves WAY more subs

[@anthg4563]

LilKirbs is also producing glorious videos

[@me_i__a1313]

Sam Patterson word

[@Echs_D33]

Yep

[@harrisredpath1815]

We out here before a million subs

[@rlobbest]

That Billy Mays radio clip was GOLD! RIP Billy Mays, greatest pitch man ever

[@sleepwellmychild]

The degree really shows. You’re one of the very few KZbinrs who’s ads I actually watch sometimes.

[@timelapseparadox9126]

I legit didn't realize the ad at the end was a sponsorship until the very end.

[@burnforburn]

Timelapse Paradox Same! I even checked for a link because I thought he might’ve made a joke website or something, but then I found it was real

[@sinoroman]

IV... is that the best game i'm looking at or am i tripping?

[@Kjk_808]

RIP Billy, the memes were never the same without him, truly the best salesman ever

[@hobez64]

"Billy Mays is the best salesman" *Phil Swift would like to know your location*

[@AxelTheAussie]

Billy walked so Phillip Swiftifer could run

[@wvu05]

Phil Swift is great, but he only sells one thing. BILLY MAYS! had unmatched versatility.

[@dyllwill]

"And Crystal here is a hardened criminal" 😂😂

[@shadowgiratinasevilclone1357]

Billy Mays' radio voice makes him sound like a distant brother to Alex Jones

[@michaelnolan9416]

That’s just what people on cocaine sound like

[@monhi64]

@@michaelnolan9416 Billy Mays toxicology had like every drug imaginable lmfao. Pain killers, benzos, uppers, I think the cocaine thing stuck so much cuz they think that’s what killed him.

[@StarWarriorCentral]

I kept asking my parents why Billy Mays was yelling at us in every commercial...

[@Liverpoollassie]

FloBraMan relatable

[@therealCrazyJake]

It was the cocaine, I’m sure.

[@Hazelo035]

I hereby demand a full-length video on the Billy vs Vince feud.

[@amandatidey5751]

It literally used to take me at least 10 minutes of watching infomercials until I realized what I was actually watching...but then I'd still watch at least another 10 minutes

[@kingofthefleetians7569]

Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever Billy&Anthony:

[@kentendo65]

Wow that lip dub was A+++ content. Never seen something like that before. I really admire your creativity, so keep it up :)

[@DangerouslyStupidGamer]

Best way of doing a sponsored video I've ever seen. I couldn't tell if I was watching a sponsorship or just a comedic sketch. 10/10

[@paulinexong]

On a rewatch right now and I'm glad I'm doing it. I had forgotten about that lip synch and I'm glad it's back in my life again

[@KaliTakumi]

How long did you practise that lip sync segment

[@conormurphy4328]

He’s just listened to the interview that many times

[@rooiflitz]

I approve of your profile picture

[@blairskilling5323]

ayyyy we have some Nick Robinson fans here

[@blairskilling5323]

also @@rooiflitz!?!?!?!?!?

[@nayanbhatia5192]

Nice profile picture

[@anonymousbruh5898]

that was the slickest transition to an ad read ive ever seen. i almost forgot about the sponsor haha

[@chickenchubbin6613]

The billy Mays lip sync with lose yourself in the background had me dead 😂 literally made my day

[@daviedarling]

nothing in this whole world is cuter than seeing 13 year old you with the fauxhawk making a shamwow ad....and then knowing you studied advertising in college? i literally awwwwwed out loud

[@mial6076]

That "Billy Mays here" compilation almost gave me a stroke

[@Jellyfish146]

RIP King of the Pitch. He's haunting Vince now.

[@tommyjohnson1066]

He lives in his faux hawk

[@DrDolan2000]

He's haunting anyone who doesn't know how to sell shit

[@dasheerabranagan7722]

the way it took me the entire sponsored segment to realize that this was not a fake service that Scott created but was, in fact a real sponsor LOL

[@EllieCantWhistle]

Give this man an Oscar, a raise, a new puppy for lip syncing billy Mays interview in basically one take

[@UltiMatrix111]

imagine: scott cramer looks deep into your eyes, "I don't know, you wanna cuddle up to some Billy Mays?"

[@T---T]

Billy Mays yuh Gonna slay yuh Been a million years Never gonna sell yuh

[@derpyshark3305]

“People killing! People dying! Children hurting, Hear them Crying!”

[@1whospeaks]

This fanbase is "the Strugglers?" Well, guess I was a fan for life.

[@randallaustin6125]

The fact that you lip synced the entire thing was amazing. I was almost in tears by the end.

[@rare80]

Billy Mays threatened to beat up Vince Offer on my birthday. My god.

[@emekao502]

Billy Mays was on that radio station sounding like a wwe wrestler😂

[@softball5cheer]

thought he said “ive always loved dads” i can’t

[@carrot1193]

Haha what if we watched Billy may commercials together...jk...unless?

[@mimivalley2812]

its really impressive you memoried that whole thing

[@anthonycastro0796]

The Billy Mays lip sync may have been one of the greatest internet moments I have ever experienced, thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[@autofigure00]

Rip. I still quote "BILLY MAYS HERE" occasionally.

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

Oh yes. The Chevy ads. ... Seriously, the only good things about the Chevy ads were Cramer's video and the Progressive spoof. I'll stand by that.

[@lucketravis5623]

S.L. The Coffee Addict check out the channel zebra corner. They do some pretty funny spoofs on Chevys crappy commercial

[@BeeTeaDubs]

I'm glad he mentioned it! I missed that video but I have a feeling we have the same thoughts on it. Also glad there's another Scott Cramer video for me to watch! lol

[@s_u_l_f_u_r]

That bit at the end of Scott as a kid talking about Billy Mays was lowkey cute

[@sithfinn]

The effort he puts into his videos like holy shit?? super underrated

[@lillymae4664]

Billy Mays was so influential to my childhood that I remember where I was when he died. RIP you beautiful man.

[@guytorie]

A degree in advertising matches your personality

[@palmcorder]

1:18 You genuinely terrified me right there, not gonna lie

[@SmolSillyGoose]

Pfft Morgan😒 🤣🤣🤣

[@morganbrown4000]

Same

[@morgandunlap114]

He scared me too😂

[@orchidsarepretty1422]

Omg so many Morgan’s!

[@bipo819]

Sparks look like blood spurts when you invert the imagine which is terrifying

[@Conklin03]

My childhood wasn't a tv show or anything, big boy Mays was my childhood.

[@NotOfTroy]

Yeah that one guy cut himself out of a metal box, *but did he saw a boat in half?*

[@freethemg1]

Thanks for getting me outta there early, Scott. I did have stuff to do. *stays on youtube for the next 4 hours*

[@mexicanburrito138]

Goddamn how did I not see this KZbin channel before. I've been laughing my ass off for the past 6 hours binging all his videos

[@jadethest0ne]

To be honest the videos where you get excited and hype something up are my favorite ones. I love the positive vibes!

[@roachezmo]

This turned into a really weird Tik Tok about halfway through.

[@marycoffelt3041]

You misspelled awesome 😎

[@shannonceleste5557]

Your pfp is nightmare fuel

[@MrsSantaM]

I made a post asking for Billy Mays to stop yelling at me and the next day he died. I am more careful what I ask for now.

[@Strideo1]

It was all your fault! You MONSTER!!

[@matthewmatthew8941]

Alright there Father Ted?

[@chicknurch]

Bro that part with dual saw had me dying 😂 i just discovered this channel and its already one of my favorites

[@jaxonfellows]

I love how the shamwow dude, when doing the stain carpet, you can see that he pours the soda and then it cuts. After it cuts, he puts it down on a clean carpet.

[@nikral91]

Okay, the dual saw was pretty cool though, from what I remember. I used to watch Pitch Men and if I remember correctly, it was invented by a fireman who wanted a way to cut through vehicles and things quickly without creating many sparks that could ignite gasoline. I thought it was a great idea.

[@loveakira4ever]

Uh, excuse me how can you give us the tea with vince and billy than leave it when it was getting good!?!? I need MOOOORRREEE

[@monicaenglish2566]

Right?! I need to hear the rest of the chisme!!

[@peterbezak5204]

6:38 "You following me camera guy" 😂

[@joshblack4291]

100 % the best pitch man ever. It's a shame what happened to him. RIP Billy.

[@vinovinyl6315]

Mista GG recommended your channel and when you said "Hey Strugglers" I connected with you right away.

[@NobodyxImportant]

When I was younger, I thought Billy Mays and Al Borland were the same person.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

SAME My grandmother tried to tell me but I was convinced 😂

[@roachezmo]

I don't think so, Tim.

[@SilvarusLupus]

**raises hand** Me too

[@georgeLUVharrison]

That's why I liked home improvement so much

[@iciecube]

ahhhhh fuck 😂😂😂

[@nervousgreg]

RIP Billy Mays, you were one of a kind.

[@koooooooo71]

1:22 "so like I said, I always love dads"

[@elri8792]

What's up Greg welcome back to another episode of Badads

[@meganropp4225]

Dude I was thinking butcher box was actually a good idea and I didn’t see the usual sarcasm and that’s because IT’S A REAL THING WHAT

[@hashishen.palestino]

the reenactment of the billy mays rant was one of the funniest things i have ever seen, nice job Scott

[@DrDolan2000]

I had no idea he passed away. That's soul-crushing

[@VanishingTacos]

Now THAT is how you do a sponsored segment.

[@kerokero5921]

lose yourself playing in the background of the billy mays interview makes it a million times better

[@lilkrispi9640]

“People killing, People dying” -scotty

[@nayanbhatia5192]

It's from where is the love by black eyed peas

[@mybirdiswierd5307]

I was almost asleep at the beginning (bc these videos are super relaxing) until I was startled awake by Scott yelling MORGAN.... I thought my parents were coming for me

[@britann9539]

Ahh dude, yes _definitely_ do a video on the Billy Mays vs. Vince Saga. 100% would be an epic video.

[@deadtrashboi6345]

i'm losing my faith in vince more and more each day

[@artism1699]

5:59 You must watch Pat McAfee from the way you say "You're a STOOGE and a SELLAHT"

[@mastermatt2001]

I was searching for a comment like this.

[@cammriggs]

For The Brand!!!

[@NurseSnow2U]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@10kokid]

More KZbinrs need to do the ad read like an infomercial. That was actually very compelling.

[@mishondurant-bowen5281]

When I'm sad, I watch your channel and it makes me feel better.

[@niftyspiffyguy]

Best transition into the sponsor of the video at the end 👍🏻

[@dee7364]

"I know you got stuff to do" _Stares at queue with 5 Scott Cramer videos_

[@NamedSire]

Billy may looks like the nice neighbor, that always makes dad jokes but it‘s actually funny because he says it

[@stoink1292]

*my piece of paper with words on it would be my divorce papers and my restraining orders*

[@tydumeproductions]

“Ending it all right” and then it jumps into the real audio again “now” THATS some attention to detail

[@dandylion1313]

This is the only time I've actually considered using a YT advertised product. Amazing

[@dawn8293]

I don't like watching info-mercials, and I don't like watching KZbinrs sponsored ads, but I watched every second of this sponsorship reel