The Big Bang Theory - S05E04 - Wastly wealthy

[@nehabahl2801]

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away😂

[@SirCharles824]

I see this thumbnail and thats the quote I think right away. 😂

[@sweetrain9482]

Words to live by.

[@AZDfox]

Praise RNJesus

[@amiradjiar73]

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away

[@何智勇士官長]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKfSdJpjbbhlndU

[@GanonGhidorah]

"Handicapped People are Nice," Clearly Penny never watched House.

[@Taekaii33]

GanonGhidorah that’s what I thought XD

[@kaycharlie352]

GanonGhidorah 😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@HaMashiachYeshuaisLord]

GanonGhidorah Although to be fair.. House was just as much of a dick even before his infarction..

[@jeanredon3995]

Stewart Griffin No he wasn’t ! He was just a bit too much sarcastic but that’s it. He never hurt anyone’s feelings or broke theirs hearts.

[@pancon9947]

😂

[@jaybee5315]

I prefer the redhead Emily the gravedigger than this blonde Emily the golddigger

[@HenryGaming]

Bruh redhead Emily is hot

[@mahamanava9658]

She's fire 🔥

[@jimhalpert9803]

LOL

[@VelinSevven]

Claire was the hottest out of Raj's girlfriends in my personal opinion

[@shyamsundarrajan2469]

😂😂😂😂

[@anuj8825]

Raj is obviously Richie rich rich, he studied in an american college as an international student.

[@raultorres3577]

He actually studied at Cambridge, that's in the UK

[@iamaleftist3834]

@@raultorres3577 As sombody who used to work for UK immigration issuing student visas let me tell you... Without a scholarship a foreign student studying at Cambridge has to be REALLY richie rich rich

[@rahulk2633]

@@iamaleftist3834 like I'm a average Indian student, how much money would I need to study in colleges like Cambridge or other ivy league colleges and how can somebody get a scholarship there.

[@iamaleftist3834]

@@rahulk2633 I can't advise about how to go about getting a scholarship since I wasn't involved in that process but as a regular international student the tuition fees alone would set you back 10's of thousands of dollars Also as an international student you'd have to get a student visa, the problem with that is in the UK to issue a student visa we require "proof of economic self sufficiency" which basically means can you afford to live here while your studying. To qualify for this we literally request bank statements showing you have 10s of thousands of pounds in savings to cover rent, food, bills etc for the duration of your study which given the age of your average student tends to come from their parents So yeah it's a pricey business sadly

[@divineray7822]

And he has 6 siblings and probably they're all foreign educated.

[@Maddym365]

For anyone curious (as I was) I looked it up. “Halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck” is *roughly* 7 BILLION dollars.... I have too much time on my hands at work lol

[@Zblu]

Maddy More How do you count *one multiplujillion, nine obsquatumatillion, six hundred twenty-three dollars and sixty-two cents* ?

[@nogoodgod4915]

@@Zblu Forbes estimated his wealth I think they gave him about 18bilion

[@GalenNight]

Mad Life is that in American money or in Indian money?

[@gdhchuno]

@@GalenNight American of course

[@xclusiveautos6077]

Oh,I thought you were a nerd.

[@mulaudziengi9138]

Thank you Jim Parsons for playing Sheldon Lee Cooper. Will forever be grateful

[@shack8110]

he didn't play the part out of generosity, he was chosen by the producers and paid a shit-ton of cash

[@fannyraymond259]

@@shack8110 well what do you expect him to do? work 8 hours a day and take no money from it? he obviously has to get paid for his acting

[@PanduhhIsntAwake]

@@shack8110 that's a bad take my guy.

[@shack8110]

@@fannyraymond259 that's my point, jim only acted as sheldon because he was paid

[@xnafu]

@@shack8110 you are taking things too literally, hes just thanking him because he played it so well. Of course he didn't do it for the good of it but we thank him because it was good anyways.

[@dartharaneus67]

Sheldon: "they're Richie Rich rich" Penny: "Well so how much is that?" Sheldon: "hum, about halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck" Me: LOL Also shout out to KZbinr Mad Life who calculated that figure to be about 7 billion dollars.

[@anuugoo]

KZbinr? 🤣

[@valaxius]

@@anuugoo Well yeah a person with a profile who engages youtube is actually a youtuber. Dont see the complication in that or the hilarity.

[@henrypeters5291]

To be honest, I haven't seen that video but I always Bruce Wayne had at least $10 billion.

[@db5094]

@@henrypeters5291 thats still hilariously large, a billion is a 1000 millions

[@henrypeters5291]

@@db5094 I know. But in the case of Bruce Wayne, he has a multi-billion dollar company, funds his operations as a vigilante which includes all kinds of crazy technology, and pays for the justice league and the watch tower which is at least several billion dollars. So less than $7 billion is kind of not enough to cover all that.

[@noedoublell]

“Wastly Wealthy” did Krippky wite this witle?!

[@akfox19D]

*Kwipke

[@karthiksashank6829]

😂

[@mphojohnphaleng6683]

😂 😂 😂

[@АбаданНепесова-р5ж]

😂😂

[@MysticClaws100]

@@akfox19D Bawwy

[@jaironunez7196]

"Handicapped people are nice, Leonard, everybody knows that". Curiously, that seems to be a real perception... 😂 Nothing farther from the truth, though😂

[@mateuscardoso9635]

Long ago in my school there was a deaf guy that was a total jerk.

[@annawise3228]

There are jerks in every demographic

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@mateuscardoso9635 My mother said there was a deaf man close to her job and she said he'd fake he didn't understand people on purpose.

[@angeloliver7613]

Yeah. I met two people in wheelchairs and both were dicks. One of them was driving willingly into people.

[@thehumblepotatoreborn9313]

People infantalize others they subconsciously see as beneath them

[@iris-fx3fq]

Has anybody wondered y Sheldon wears t shirts now and formal shirts when he was a kid ... Or is it only me

[@henrypeters5291]

It's something I do to. It's more comfortable and it helps hide dirt.

[@abcdef12345678910ify]

and takes suit to school

[@NoggleBaum]

Texas and California 2 vastly different climates, and cultures

[@cuongbui9708]

His mom dressed him as a kid, he does so as and adult?

[@hahayou6405]

It's usually what nerds do. When you're younger you think dressing all smart is cool, then later on you find pop culture t shirts

[@when_facts_speak]

Some foreigners are again after India's money 😂😂

[@barejokestv1750]

As a oversees Pakistani, I second your motion

[@when_facts_speak]

@Seamus O'Dork Dear Dork ...The East India Empire did not "invented" our resources they were already famous in the ancient world and many traders from middle East gave piles of gold to Indian traders in exchange . That's how we were rich .(The golden bird ) What East India Company and The British did was able to achieve was only because of guns . Also many Things were taken apart from the resources ...like straight gold full ships to England after demolishing any empire in war by gun . ...apart from other ways ..and for eg the Kohinoor on the 👑 of queen . And Yes Any nation worth is due to resources today . That is why Australia and Middle East is rich Resources= Money and wealth .

[@redbloodbluemoon1423]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dayschange2]

Sheldon really wanted to contribute to the conversation. You can tell by how he teased knowing something so that someone would prompt him to roll in the first place, and how easily he gave in when Penny prodded for him to roll again.

[@hawks9939]

I love how these videos just randomly show up in my recommendations whenever I have stuff to eat.

[@santhosh4567]

Sometimes Penny seems so innocent

[@reubenler7784]

No she plain stupid and naïve

[@solezeta1314]

@ELIHU G Thank you!

[@yuvrajdwivedi9975]

U mean bitch?

[@hanax1860]

@@yuvrajdwivedi9975 yeah, because Penny is always a bitch right?

[@aelinwhitehorn3526]

@@hanax1860 yep

[@FeathersMcGraw_]

Did Kripke title this clip?

[@edenuuu]

lmao

[@aditya_saha]

you win

[@lillylovesrain7072]

Lol

[@animemusic8]

Yeah

[@Saisai-uh8do]

Lol

[@geredasonnboy642]

Sheldon always kill me with - "Okay get this" 😂 😂 😂

[@Wizardwiwizard]

Lol first time Penny is the naive one

[@youmustcreateachanne]

Certainly not the first, apart from it actually being a streetwise issue. *That* does make it surprising.

[@ginarosaroso3334]

Sheldon: *stands up from his seat* Now you will excuse me, I have too... *rolls the dice* stay right here *sits back down on his original spot* Me: 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@mukakathejoker6504]

Me too

[@mattearl1270]

Yeah we all watched the video

[@Tommy_111]

@@mattearl1270 🤣😂🤣

[@johnyepthomi892]

Me three

[@SelectiveSnapper]

Was he thinking to go to restroom? Lol

[@CatWith-AHat]

I like how the bottom on the wealth scale is Bruce Wayne.

[@martiananomaly]

Man, Sheldon created so many timelines in this scene with all the dice rolling.

[@rohithcr9062]

"Now you will have to excuse me I have to" Roll the dice "Stay right here" Sheldon😂😁😁😁

[@johnyepthomi892]

after all theses years i’m going to have to finally try Sheldons’s dice decision method.

[@owenlevine3707]

Vastly

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

Not if you’re Kripkie. 😂😂😂

[@jomarflores4263]

HeyMyLifeIsLibby so fucked up😂😂

[@drenn2015]

still cant get over the fact that he "co authered"

[@youmustcreateachanne]

*authored But I'm sure he insisted his name come first.

[@michaelheath2866]

It kind of makes sense because the dice might have made him do it. In his case they might have actually improved him a bit.

[@chesscomsupport8689]

I think it's weird that he emphasized "notable peer-reviewed journals." If you're a professor at a top-tier university wouldn't that be the norm with everything you publish?

[@seikibrian8641]

@@chesscomsupport8689 No, sometimes they're published in *obscure* peer-reviewed journals. ;-)

[@Bersztipflag]

Sometimes, I think TBBT should have ended like Seinfeld (instead of giving away Nobel Prices) - they all go to prison (exception for Amy).

[@eddiewinehosen6665]

It should've ended after 3 seasons. On top like Seinfeld!

[@DarthLolly]

@@eddiewinehosen6665 nah season 1-8 was really good, season 9 was decent but season 10-12 was crap.

[@sluggs5417]

@@DarthLolly great, I thought I was the only one thinking it was losing its touch on the later seasons

[@TheMentalManifester]

It’s so funny, because Sheldon is always talking about Penny and her tarot and psychics. Same thing! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tanaysinha775]

who i love so vastly much...lolXD

[@kronos1017]

"Handicapped people are nice!!"Learned😂😂 that the hard way when a blind guy tried to force himself on me.🤦

[@tanveersingh5423]

Gosh! Did you break his nose...or atleast a tooth?

[@santhosh4567]

Sheldon is hilarious AF

[@OriginalPuro]

*as fuck.

[@manan-543]

@@OriginalPuro that's what af means

[@Bucking_Fastard]

@@manan-543 I thought it meant Autofocus. 🙃

[@abhijitkulkarni1813]

Penny would have dated him if she knew how rich he was since the beginning

[@jemonthebrain]

Their richly rich rich 🤣

[@robertsherman871]

Actually it is Richie Rich rich. The comic book character.

[@azdat4523]

So vastly much

[@seikibrian8641]

"Their richly rich rich" * *They're* Richie Rich rich.

[@harparweshsinghsingh3179]

They are*

[@A1a8l5h9a8d]

I miss those days I wish I could go back then in time and relive all these years again having my present conciousness 🤞🔙🤞

[@kadishevdox]

Every time I see this, I want to scream “That’s not how it works!!!!”

[@Septimus_ii]

How what part works?

[@ChevaliersEmeraude]

@@Septimus_ii I'm guessing the D&D bit from Sheldon! The nature of the game is you can make any choices you want, and the dice only determine if you succeed or fail at what you're doing. The dices doesn't determine your choices, but rather the consequences of your choices.

[@jamesdinius7769]

@@ChevaliersEmeraude He has clearly reformulated the rules for his own purposes.

[@armarelder7260]

He looks like cody rhodes masters degree version with that mustache.

[@Deadmancrawler]

Now if youl excuse me i have 2....stay rite here! Hahaha

[@mridulbhowmick2240]

Now if you'll excuse me I'll have to..... stay right here.

[@tristanchan4949]

2:14 2:16 2:22 The Kootherappalis aren’t just rich, they’re Richie Rich rich! Half way between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck. Like that quote for no reason.

[@lilyrose8706]

I really wish we could have an episode centered on that where the group could have seen a direct example of it

[@kalabell4098]

Sheldon looks like a 12 yr old boy with that mustache 😂

[@Xaforn]

Yup, reminds me of my son

[@Pyrothosify]

Wastly... lol what?

[@rishabhgoyal1044]

Vastly

[@wayneneill4994]

Spell wheck,😁😁😁

[@TheToadChild]

Hell I coulda dated Raj for awhile too.

[@santosh8331]

It's not too late

[@56-loveshbathija2]

Its what happen when someone from other countries sees indians as rich people.

[@manpy5504]

You could date me.

[@wayneneill4994]

Barry Krips was in the house,😀

[@Dunkndosentz]

I really thought based on the title it was something about Bawwy Kwipkee

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Handicapped people are nice. *House has entered the chat*

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

Lol, I LOVE this comment!!!

[@adityakumawat540]

Best comment

[@giddykut4193]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidhoffman1278]

Awesome thought.

[@KB-wk9bv]

Sheldon actually looks really good with a mustache

[@GameZone-ib7eu]

Penny accepts that she is a gold digger

[@kolalesao9089]

The last bit was hilarious! 🤣

[@markemerson8399]

Sheldon is so funny in this.

[@johnchessant3012]

Very out of character for Sheldon to divulge this information just to score gossip points. Surely there is an implied covenant of confidentiality between client and notary-public?

[@JonatasMonte]

Wastly Wealthy sounds like a sitcom name.

[@theofficialoni8321]

Atleast Leonard is honest

[@jaimemunoz5920]

What system does Sheldon use to know what dice roll does what? Like where are his charts or such where he has what each number would mean in any kind of action? Always kinda been a sticking point with me and this episode.

[@RJ-hx5nb]

Oh, yes, !! He could have setup a giant board on his living room easel and had it all mapped out !

[@shiki7689]

@@RJ-hx5nb or he could just limit down to 2 choices and roll for odds vs evens. If I remember correctly, most of his rolls are for yay or nay answers

[@xRealSae]

well, i mean he has eidetic memory

[@suhailps2488]

Well,If you excuse me, I have to stay right here😙😂

[@christophergaff6992]

Your title has missed vastly wealthy.autocorrect is wrong

[@PacxPlays]

Is that a Reddit shirt Sheldon's wearing?

[@sluggs5417]

I thought I was the only one that noticed

[@andrewbui8295]

nerds and geeks do like to frequent Reddit

[@Laynel8]

Lol Sheldon looks like Freddie Mercury

[@creatureofhabit7049]

Excuse me! I have to ....... Stay right here

[@abhijitkulkarni1813]

Clearly you should have dated him Penny, he's a nice guy and would have treated you well and bought you anything.

[@vishnugupta5133]

Penny's look 00:34 ♥️♥️

[@theodorelavranos951]

Sorry to be the one to tell it but: its vastly NOT wastly

[@an-cx1ho]

now it makes perfect sense. a first py was thin. then pizza ritual happened and toward the end penny was not so thin anymore

[@KidJV]

"Wastly wealthy" guess kripke at it again

[@noway464]

One of my favorite tbbt clips.

[@dipankardutta7823]

I think it's vastly

[@develynseether4426]

Leonard should have so milked Priya for everything he could get.

[@azranasuha3306]

Vastly *

[@ershadtantry5774]

"Life is but a gamble Let dicism guide your ramble"

[@liamdavis2068]

0:20, ey it looks like Sheldon is drinking a bottle of ramune🍾🥂

[@whatup4340]

This is so brilliantly written...

[@joellegoossen7075]

I have to say the dice make Sheldon less irritable

[@hardlockvevo4302]

Dude spelled ‘vastly’ wrong and still got over a million views

[@solezeta1314]

Sheldon is so cute with that mustache!

[@mitchconner86]

I thought Kripke was going to be in this clip from the title

[@mukakathejoker6504]

Now if you can excuse me...........(roll dice) I have to leave a comment

[@annafowdy]

That was kinda ableist on Penny's behalf.

[@markthompson3449]

Vastly . . . not Wastly

[@StaticBlaster]

lol. At first, I thought Kripke might be in this snippet.

[@agnespitka3703]

Two issues... 1. Handicapped people are not always nice. That's like saying all wealthy people are arrogant. 2. Don't let any deaf people hear you say they are handicapped (no pun intended). They are mostly comfortable with who they are and have a supportive community.

[@litigioussociety4249]

Handicapped, disabled, hard of hearing, whatever, they're all just terms to point out something lacking. It's not normal to lack a sense, or have it severely limited. It's only offensive to bring up someone's lacking of something in reference to something others can enjoy; for example, "we didn't bother inviting you to the concert, because you're deaf."

[@jordanelza8806]

2:48 It goes to show, some people will take advantage of people in any way they can.

[@alosim1541]

“Wastly wealthy”? Did Kripke name this video?

[@subhu_99]

sheldon looks great in moustache

[@MiG2880]

'Wastly wealthy', lol - it sounds like Raj is saying it in a thick Indian accent.

[@paulbeckham3227]

Not just rich Richie Rich rich!

[@OHCAM5]

He Co-authored two papers?? I thought he never shared credit

[@AB-vu1yl]

"Okay get this" ME WHEN THERE'S ANY DRAMA EVER BIIITICHH

[@woolfythegermanshepherd2732]

A notary public! 😂

[@nishitjain2678]

Sheldon wearing Reddit T-shirt

[@gersainc.]

He looks like napoleon dynamite brother

[@wolfdan95]

The term is vastly wealthy

[@AZDfox]

"Doubles; roll again."

[@duburakiba]

this makes it even more unrealistic that Raj's ends up single

[@ajaysabarish9645]

Its a show, wriiten by chuck lorre, famous for his illogical plot line. So nothing here makes sense

[@chakrijamindar]

So Raj is a billionaire and a good academic better than Howard and Leonard and also the best funny and romantic guy in the group and yet somehow he ended up single.

[@davidhoffman1278]

The writers got a huge amount of backlash from long time viewers of the show as the marry the girlfriend thing got bigger and bigger. The writers also got lazy. Keeping the Raj can't keep a girl theme going was an easy way to deal with the fan complaints and to do less new work.

[@PrintProfessor]

Perhaps you didn’t notice that he is also a preening, whining, mama’s boy with a host of social insecurities and an absence of testosterone. Hardly high on most women’s list of qualities they’re looking for in a man. That said, he is also a visible minority in a largely ghost white cast. The racial balance forces him to be the amusing sidekick to stories. Throw in two or three black professors, five or six Asian ones, and a couple more Indian ones (more closely reflecting the faculty of the university) and Raj would have been able to “Aamir Khan”-up the show and the writers would have given him a much more central and interesting role. But this was the Johnny Galecki show, with Jim Parsons the break-away star. Raj, Howard, and Penny were there to support Johnny and Jim’s stories. Mayim and Melissa shook things up and provided additional character development opportunities as the seasons progressed but were there largely to answer critics who wanted to know if the show would represent any smart women.

[@chakrijamindar]

@@PrintProfessor Come on we know raj has some issues but when was any one of the 4 guys were perfect.Thats what made the show so funny. They all had troubles with women. Leonard has many issues with penny,Howard's a womanizer and before he met Bernadette he couldn't tackle of a single woman except Leslie,and Sheldon's ofcourse a Crazy cow,and even Stuart got one.Compared to all of them Raj was way better . It's not a rule that every character should get married.But his character is from episode 1 itself.It would be nice if he has a perfect ending.Even the elevator has been fixed.And also he's from India a country where parental pressure about marriage is damn high.They are trying to fix him a marriage from season 1 itself

[@chakrijamindar]

@@PrintProfessor I think they actually tried to fix him up with Anu. But she didn't fit well into the group and also many people hated her character

[@PrintProfessor]

Chakri Jamindar I love the show but I think my interpretation of the writer’s constraints is pretty accurate. Raj is a great character. Kunal Nayyar portrays him masterfully but his character is stunted by bias. Humorous bias to be sure but bias just the same.

[@hanselbarlowe2575]

Im pretty sure this was titled properly before or just i didnt noticed? Wastly?

[@rebekkahstanley658]

1:43 So raj's family has around 37.3 - 48.3 billion dollars? WOW

[@allsides5626]

Remember this was 9 years ago!!

[@superduper5949]

No thats not ryt They r doctors not bill gates

[@graqu5218]

I'm looking for the wastly rabbit...

[@maxnullifidian]

Einstein was right, God does not play dice. He plays whack-a-mole.

[@pancon9947]

I love Sheldons little reddit shirt

[@krishna__2007]

It's vastly not wastly, my beautiful weirdo(I'm assuming)

[@digitalduelist3033]

It's bad that Penny knows how to outsmart Sheldon

[@redgravegaming9519]

Correction... it's 'VASTLY' wealthy. Not wastly.

[@JaqenHqhar]

I JUST NOTICED THE REDDIT SHIRT