The Big Fat Quiz of Everything (6th January 2017)

Jimmy Car asks Jonathan Ross and David Walliams (Walliams), Katherine Ryan and Aisling Bea (Foreign Twerkers), Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade (Humanity's Last Hope) to compete for the Big Fat Quiz crown.
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[@theducvu5196]

Noel and Richard are collectively an international treasure and must be preserved

[@sandralear3141]

Is it wrong that I fantasize about a 3some with Noel and Richard?

[@seagullsoars]

*intergalactic

[@evangeline77x]

Sandra Lear yes.

[@annnee6818]

@@sandralear3141 No. I get it😀

[@sandralear3141]

@@annnee6818 thank you. At least someone gets it.

[@TheGaMePlAyEcKe]

I think the greatest line ever is still "spin me Richard spin me"

[@tobyg5318]

I feel like the line “How dare you talk about my vagina on television! My nan watches this show!” from 2018 is also pretty great

[@shukhada6664]

@@tobyg5318 2012

[@S.R.Crnt.]

I love those Brit panel shows. I feel like I'm watching old friends just finding ways to have a laugh together and make some stupid tv out of it. there is no point in their games. it doesn't matter who wins, nobody cares about the points. It's like playing a fun boardgame with your mates. they love to laugh together and it feels genuine.

[@alittlebitofkat6529]

Glad you enjoy them. My son comes running to my office / the bathroom calling, "Are you ok, mom? Are you dying? Choking? Crying?" He's 15 years old.

[@cezarsoba]

@@alittlebitofkat6529 you do know that us 15 years olds can feel empathy too, especially for our parents

[@MrJammyGel]

@@cezarsoba yeah, not the point. but leave it to a 15 year old to miss the subtext completely lol

[@cezarsoba]

@@MrJammyGel was there really a context, like really, be serious

[@Frawt]

@@cezarsoba ...yes. The context was that she’s laughing so hard her son thinks she’s choking and/or dying and/or crying. I’m not 100% sure on the reason behind saying his age, but I think the point was that a 15-year-old thinking that her mum is spontaneously dying often is just traumatic for a kid to think.

[@noodsoof541]

Technically for Doctor Who’s enemies, “Time” and “himself” are applicable answers... just saying.

[@eleanormoon6020]

Quite literally in the Colin Baker years!

[@antoinettemey]

oh this is getting psychological now

[@Bowie_E]

I thought for sure they'd count those as correct 😂

[@emotionallyinvestful]

The passing around of the puppy was simply the sweetest thing ever. Everyone just holds it nice and gives it some pets and cuddles. So sweet.

[@itachiuzumaki1096]

Hollis love your playlists btw 😍

[@Andreea19992000]

Your profile picture is just as sweet. Bless Minho

[@boopydoopyaf3119]

Hollis is there a time stamp?

[@cezarsoba]

@Nerdy Jeremy counterpoint: 1:24:28

[@kronklemcgronkle5172]

I would love to see Richard and Noel in a Taika Waititi film

[@laurah2113]

A J now I need this!!!!

[@annnee6818]

Yeeees

[@hades2703]

genius

[@NayrGamingHD]

youre killing me, what a great film they would make

[@colinbuchanan8776]

They would be perfect, even if it's just their voices like Taika in Ragnarok! They all nail the deadpan style.

[@Giles4200]

Its like they both found imaginary friends who are actually real

[@glamazon6172]

I'd watch that show.

[@LiveLoudandLiveAlive]

It’s the truest thing I’ve ever heard

[@prakashkalluri64]

@@LiveLoudandLiveAlive in another instance, Jimmy says " I didn't think it was possible but they are both weirder than the other"

[@Spewgo]

The severity of the expression after Richard says "Cafe vape" is amazing.

[@haveyoumettess]

The blank stare that Richard gives Jimmy after saying something ridiculous is EVERYTHING

[@jenniferpatterson4964]

This show is an example of what American television is missing...genuine humor and amazing chemistry.

[@PickpocketJones]

The same 12 comics have been on every BBC show for like 20 straight years. So yeah you get chemistry when you never change your talent.

[@michaelcole8196]

Don't worry, we'll steal this too and make it shitty as well.

[@thiscontent9621]

American tv is deathly afraid of not having very much going on. We’re awful at light entertainment.

[@jenniferchough]

"Who's that: all the Beegees?" ~Noel Fielding. Best!

[@jenniferpatterson4964]

Here’s a perfect example of why Everybody Loves Noel! He and Richard have an amazing chemistry, and they’re and absolute riot together.

[@adrianhrehoret8823]

Absolutely brilliant! 🤣🤣

[@LittleMikeStarCraft]

I love how off the rails they are allowed to get, standing on chairs, jumping over guests--- having dogs run amok.

[@ragefury1817]

Watch the one with Chelsea peretti

[@misty9028]

Rage Fury YES! That was sooo funny 😂

[@MissieK]

The cake fight with Jonathan Ross and Noel throwing muffins is still the best

[@ECWBabe]

I love the dynamic between humanity's last hope.

[@pavlinafricova2038]

They're the best, truly humanity's last hope

[@MuayThaiSabaiSabai]

Except David Walliams. Still can‘t cope with the fact that he sits in the jury of BGT. One of the very few abominations on British TV.

[@MuayThaiSabaiSabai]

But I love him anyway.

[@MrJammyGel]

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai what's wrong with him? i mainly know him from little britain

[@MuayThaiSabaiSabai]

@@MrJammyGel he's involved in the only thing that goes wrong on British television.

[@GLAASJEMELC]

I thought Richard said Noel had a job in 'being cute' I was like awww

[@janbruggemann5636]

Is that not what he said?

[@MrASSASSIN911]

I guess he said BnQ or something. something brits could relate to I guess

[@gilwood7530]

I thought it had to something Brit ... But being cute fit

[@shananalexander9789]

Prinses op de Pingpongbal Ikr

[@maxp1151]

B&Q's a DIY shop

[@shreyapalodhi5268]

Wow, I am binging the big fat quiz for the past five hours. I literally can't stop watching it.

[@sherondalewis8053]

First off, Richard and Noel are the best! Whenever I see them as partners, I root for them! Richard is funny as all hell! And the choir singing rap lyrics were hysterical!

[@rbancal4768]

Boy I just listened to that before coming here ......coincidence ....I don't think so

[@kalopsia7115]

I LOVE RICHARD WITH MY WHOLE HEART

[@Susyseashell]

Me too.I don't watch this unless Richard is on it

[@annettebutler7899]

kalopsia Richard was the only reason I clicked on this video.

[@aidanholmes2579]

kalopsia iii

[@Serene6703]

Richard and Noel make the best team.

[@dididylan-pena6597]

💖💖💖

[@wowzaers1101]

omg the bit about noel and richard finding imaginary friends that is actually real is the best thing i’ve ever heard

[@jespermadsen9297]

Help me! I cannot stop watching these now... it is taking over my life.

[@Savage--]

I don't see the issue.

[@David-wk6md]

There are only 18. Hang in there.

[@stormcloudsabound]

10:26 definitely misheard that as "you had a job in being cute" the first time i watched this.

[@spakkakiwi1]

haha so did I

[@nuwanda3333]

I thought that's what it was! hahaha! what did he actually say?

[@Alakaizer]

@@nuwanda3333 B'n'Q, I think.

[@em_birch]

@@nuwanda3333 B 'n Q. It's the British Home Depot.

[@TotallyAwesomeMcknz]

I love how the entire comments section is just singing Noel and Richard’s praise!

[@leylahamza2847]

that haircolour looks amazing on noel

[@Ukie_Hags_World]

Yes, it does. It is close to his natural color.

[@hthumbs4072]

leyla hamza I thought the same thing!

[@no_peace]

It's nice but I prefer crow boy

[@dannisrensen873]

Sadly his hairdue is straight out ugly xD

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

Natural smatual, the black is alluring gives him a little mystery.

[@ger5565]

They missed the perfect chance to mention that David Walliams was in an episode of Dr Who. He played an alien that looked like a naked mole. Of course David is going to get the Dr Who enemies.

[@elias5558]

Actually he was in Dr. Who twice, one time in Classic Dr. Who and the second time in the episode that you mentioned

[@ZuurmanStudios]

Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2010 (3 January 2011) The Big Fat Quiz of the 00s (30 September 2012) The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2013 (26 December 2013) The Big Fat Quiz of Everything (5 January 2016) The Big Fat Quiz of Everything (22 August 2016) The Big Fat Quiz of Everything (6 January 2017) The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2017 (26 December 2017) The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2018 (26 December 2018)

[@tobywarren9871]

Epic my man

[@thatoneoddball2564]

truly a vessel put amongst us all merely to do god's work

[@CainXVII]

Thanks!

[@sanyakoikkara8707]

Thank you!!

[@guitarfrozenintime]

Love how Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade got the loudest round of applause during the introduction!

[@jenniferchough]

I....I have the tinglies seeing Noel with this hair color. He's quite adorable.

[@frederickkriesel2724]

Jimmy Car looks like the Uncle who dosnt want to go to family gatherings anymore but does cause his old flame is married to his brother.

[@mayahinshaw5478]

Frederick Kriesel so oddly specific lol

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

I'm guessing your old flame is married to your brother?

[@Joey-vm2jk]

noel is the old flame

[@bonesandhearts5683]

@@Joey-vm2jk richard’s the brother

[@no_peace]

2 years later Read it again Laughed again

[@AymenHaily]

Everytime i watch this i still get amazed at Jonathan's swingers party story

[@David-wk6md]

You watched it more than once?

[@iamtheuberscoot]

Richard and Noel are like two ends of an extremely specific spectrum

[@EmmaForman28]

The only other show I've ever seen that insults the host like this is Whose Line is it Anyway! Both hilarious shows. Maybe that's the secret to live comedy. Just ruthlessly insulting the host...

[@no_peace]

Only if the host is sharp, funny and good-natured

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

It's just a mild roast.

[@herrsylt7015]

Taskmaster

[@Tkieron]

Most British panel shows are like this. The comedic banter between the guests and hosts is hilarious. Would I Lie To You?, Big Fat Quiz, 8 Out Of 10 Cats etc.

[@raeniashton1203]

You’d love have you been paying attention then. They do the same

[@Ukie_Hags_World]

Thanks for the swift upload. Cheers from San Francisco. I don't know about anyone else, but I gave Jon Snow a standing ovation after his dance performance of It's Raining Men. They were all in fine form tonight; but Ayoade was on fire. I was surprised about the snake with two small dogs there. Great lineup this episode; good show. Girl Power - they can hold their own in the Boys Club!

[@lnfreeman]

Great review 🤣

[@madman2u]

Those snakes rely on ambush tactics and strangulating their prey. Those dogs are safe. I'm pretty sure that the snake is well fed as well since that's a good way to prevent it from hunting humans or other animals you may not want eaten. Snakes have an internal clock so if you feed them regularly, they'll know when to expect food. Like many animals, they won't waste energy on hunting if they don't have to.

[@JonathanMcCalla]

John Oliver

[@ILuvAyeAye]

It is tough to get a snake to eat in front of others - educators who work with snakes do all sorts of prep and tricks to get it to work. Live prey might help (like the pups), but I'm sure that snake was well fed.

[@TrinityCourtStudios]

19:00 “Which is....hard on the urethra.” - Richard Ayoade I am SOBBING 😂😂

[@johnstory2996]

You actually jizz out of your vas defrens, not your urethra. Different pipes. I bet Richard is still beating himself up over it. Very embarrassing error.

[@natstokes5478]

The sincerity with which Richard says cafe vape makes me laugh every time 😂😂

[@christianbrix5211]

That black and white puppy might be the most well-behaved dog I've ever seen

[@maxineward1419]

doctor who was his own enemy in two episodes so richard got that point!!!!!

[@maxineward1419]

omg i am rewatching this and was about to say the same thing again.....

[@MrNintendo36]

Maxine Ward hahaha, was glad I checked the reply to this comment.

[@stackels97]

The graphics person really missed an opportunity when they didn’t spell team walliams: RALLIAMS.

[@elliana5728]

Stacey Smith that was the joke

[@brandonnorris2758]

I was hoping for Walross... but 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@messedupdweeb]

elliana butler Exactly why she wished that was how it was spelt on the thing.

[@alittlebitofkat6529]

Making fun of Wossy? 🤔

[@Bowie_E]

That was the joke... Bc Ross has a speech impediment... And he says his own name as "Woss"...

[@dannyphinotelli2866]

41:10 that is the closest I’ve ever seen Richard to cracking up in the middle of a joke

[@drdrdrk]

"Your mum" is another example :)

[@flowerhobi1673]

Even 45:22

[@killiantank9674]

“Don’t let that fucking cyborg talk to you that way” is another good Richard Ayoade break from the one with Mel and Jack Whitehall on the same team

[@kyordy]

This was one of the best panels they've put together

[@patrickgarcia2384]

“Rik Rok’s a nightmare for you” and Noel’s laugh foretelling what’s about to happen to Ross and Walliams may be the best moment in the whole program

[@ffjederwob8696]

" which penguin is Morgan Freeman" LOL!!

[@Close.Quarters.Ramen.]

Just suffered through the quiz with Mel B in it, i can't describe how refreshing it is to see two women with actual personalities who are capable of laughing at something more than other people's pain.

[@ClarityGrowth]

There is a version out where Mel was photoshopped out of all scenes.

[@Aster_Risk]

Aisling and Katherine are both great.

[@Close.Quarters.Ramen.]

@@Aster_Risk they're probably my two favorite female comedians, much better than the ones we have in the states for sure. But I much prefer their work on panel shows over their actual standup. It just seems like they come across and generally do much better when they are on these kinds of panel shows that involve a certain level of improv, as opposed to performing their written material.

[@Gaytiful]

It's good to see David answered the questions somewhat seriously this time. He hasn't taken the quiz seriously except for the one in 2006.

[@AliSkarsgard]

Truly love this show ....Noel & Richard are amazing !!

[@Janinho897]

Whenever a guest has to read the question, it is always the weirdest piece of phrasing ever: it's like "So, obviously our band had a huge hit this year, but can your teams tell me what Johnny Depp's explanation for hitting his wife was ?"

[@alwaysnr7]

@Janinho897 this didn’t age well..

[@alfonsomartin3770]

@@alwaysnr7 im you 26 minutes later on a 10 month ago comment on a video from 3 years ago

[@schuhey7021]

You cant make this shit up xD

[@alittlebitofkat6529]

A year ago people knew Heard hit Depp and he didn't hit her. Hell, it's 2020, FOUR years ago people knew the truth.

[@alittlebitofkat6529]

@@schuhey7021 Amber did.

[@sarawawa8984]

I want to play board games with Richard and Noel. Or I want to play dungeons and dragons with them. They’d just be super cool people to play with and now that I’ve thought of this I really want to do it. I want it to happen. Maybe if I get a terminal illness I’ll make this my make a wish wish

[@johnsammers]

admit it - you just want to play with them...........so do I

[@harry3balls]

So got any horrible diseases yet?

[@sashazukiwskyj3071]

you need help

[@annettebutler7899]

The dancing weatherman was brilliant. Love it when proper looking people in suits start dancing like that.

[@dgpatter]

Jon Snow is not a weatherman. I can see why you might think so, though, but the weather set was only because of the specific song he was doing in this episode. He's a highly respected journalist and news desk anchor. There isn't a modern day American equivalent of Snow. It's more like if Walter Cronkite was around today.

[@rockysquirrel4776]

Funny you should bring it up though. The guy behind the Ronald McDonald makeup is Willard Scott, who later became the meteorologist for NBC's Today Show in the US.

[@kaitlynl660]

I love what noel is wearing lol

[@gwenmartinsen3979]

Kaitlyn L I just love men in dresses/skirts. I have an immense crush on Noel too. He's cute and funny and sassy,, sometimes sweet, I just love him !

[@fuiers]

I love that Richard cracks up a bit saying "make a citizens arrest." in 41:10

[@voinyhelvetti]

Just for anyone wondering, the first time women participated in the Olympics was in 1900 in Paris with 22 women participating in five sports: tennis, sailing, croquet, equestrian and golf.

[@kmhkennedy]

They reluctantly let in 22 women out of 997 total athletes, and they could only participate in events that were “compatible with their femininity and fragility.” Gross. I also love this quote from the founder on why women couldn’t participate in the first modern olympics, “No matter how toughened a sportswoman may be, her organism is not cut out to sustain certain shocks” gross. Still some issues with inequality today, but I appreciate the laws and effort going into correcting inequality. Would like to see some more women events, there are so many men’s. Women in olympics are bonkers, they dominate and it’s awesome to watch. My I personally faves are gymnastics and skating. Excited for surfing and skateboarding.

[@JackDManheim]

26:32 Richard's impression of Jimmy is one of my favorite things.

[@timanderson3312]

watching just for Noel and Richard

[@marcusj8645]

I think I just love the way he said. 'Cafe vape' with a straight face, and was totally serious about it as a team name.

[@allysilman1631]

Noel looks too damn good here it's ridiculous

[@dannycabubas9407]

As much as I love Humanity's Last Hope, I gotta say I'm really proud of the Foreign Twerkers for bringing it back in that final round!!

[@themug406]

Not quite Mel B but good effort

[@waadfrelle]

I just found these uploads and I thank you so much for that. They will make some weekends very much fun.

[@geekdivaherself]

Quarantine!

[@jennifernorris1612]

The fact that they're all just passing puppies around and petting them so adoringly--mwah, it's perfect.

[@David-wk6md]

Yeah but they called a banjo a little guitar and a ukelele. That REALLY pissed me off. Imma kill somebody.

[@luckylanno]

My friends, we've been acknowledged 34:39

[@hfkpop]

When Richard asked if Jimmy was lying to him, you can audibly hear Noel say yes 😂

[@bumpty9830]

"Yeh. It's like 'Williams', but douchier."

[@nikkocachila7218]

I love the seal bit. They all contributed to the joke. Even Jimmy. God, I love british humor!

[@madderhat5852]

The snake was amazingly beautiful.

[@no_peace]

It goes with Richard's outfit

[@clintonream6505]

Id love to meet Noel and Richard even if I was the most uninteresting person they've met I'd enjoy all 4 seconds

[@kieranbutt798]

Just when you thought Aisling Bea couldn't be anymore perfect, she does an epic robot dance. Marry me please😂

[@Coramelimane]

The John Snow bits are the best part of this show.

[@Rony2453]

He is so cute conservative/ freedom dancing

[@Artemisss1]

Ghost. Toast.

[@SilvanSage]

Did knocker uppers have shifts? And if so, did they have to have knocker uppers to wake them up too?

[@SamnissArandeen]

I would imagine that the knocker-upper has to wake up his shift and then some time later go wake up his relief, pass the stick, and that person goes around waking up his shift and continuing the cycle.

[@apatternedhorizon]

There would only be a morning shift

[@fredriksjoblom5267]

Yes they had knocker uppers too. QI had a piece on that

[@MusicMeg2012]

Richard, is that you?

[@a.carneirozhu8104]

@@SamnissArandeen They slept during the day and carried pocket watches to ensure their timeliness.

[@Megzy_B]

Fantastic show! Thank you for the upload.

[@leslyshores6824]

Throughout the whole video I never knew what weird, unique answer Noel and Richard were going to give.

[@kaydee1959]

Jeez Noel is actually gorgeous

[@brokenwave6125]

As a straight dude I agree, he is.

[@allenmostert7263]

So you agree he'd be bummed to death?

[@serentique]

Allen Mostert mhmm

[@dannisrensen873]

He's about the ugliest dude in Britain xD wtf..

[@Chlo255]

kaydee1959 mhm

[@chloedoesshit2659]

noel looks like alexa chung 😂😂

[@gina333]

Chloe Does Shit this is the best comment ever 😭🤣🤣

[@SMA2343]

I love these quizzes because you get the perfect combination of the people who take it seriously, the ones who are kinda doing it, and then Noel and Richard

[@bluespruceandleather]

Ive thought my crush on Noel was weird for like a year now but after reading the comments, I guess it’s not

[@Chlo255]

LambSauceLossPreventionSociety I always thought he was gorgeous

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

With the volume of incredibly ridiculous things that Noel wears literally all the time, why were red dungarees a step too far?

[@melissahoneybee8493]

Lawrence Calablaster too banal.

[@AndorRadnai]

Red dungarees..! I think that’s reason enough...

[@David-wk6md]

It's his schtick. 50 years behind but he wears it well.

[@no_peace]

Not goth

[@living4ward2it]

Some of the bfqs I can watch frequently, this is one of the gems. smooth.

[@1937773]

Is it just me or is Noel really hot in this one

[@scottyc987]

Noel is always really hot

[@nightsgrow6575]

I can’t even concentrate on the quiz I’m just constantly looking for the black and white puppy. It’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[@chongmcafee3799]

Thank you for this!!!!

[@NippleSlipped]

Aisling Bea is breathtakingly gorgeous 😍🤩💖💗💓

[@eolsunder]

i really am thinking of how fun it would be waking up to them 2 in the pink jammies in the morning after lol.

[@casperchristensen8354]

The are wearing the official sloot uniform.

[@damianking2519]

No....she looks like a dude....yike

[@toolittletoolate3917]

NippleSlipped Her Irish accent is the sweet icing on a delectable cake.

[@j.liddle7580]

Why do I get the impression that Aisling Bea is not only a great comedian but an all-around fun person to hang out with?

[@lordyeetus6317]

She would definitely be a right laugh on the piss.

[@David-wk6md]

Some people here hate her.

[@David-wk6md]

@@lordyeetus6317 Learn to speak American woodja? Pissed is angry. Shit faced is drunk.

[@lordyeetus6317]

@@David-wk6md no u

[@Aster_Risk]

​@@David-wk6md Well, those people suck.

[@carriemitch1]

Thanks SO much! Cheers from America~

[@Helen1]

You're welcome!

[@Susyseashell]

Yes,thanks heaps you legend.

[@allison205]

and thanks from a Canadian who formally lived in and misses the f out of England

[@amykay2781]

Hooters is a owl sanctuary 🤣

[@ashleybui5547]

Thank you very much Helen! You are heaven sent.

[@kevinstuffels]

I know this episode is 2 years old but I swear Noel and Richard should be a team every year they are a perfect team

[@gnbman]

Noel and Richard were living in 3017.

[@Hiker_who_Sews]

Years later, still hilarious.

[@bartandaelus359]

Without a doubt the best big fat quiz ever.

[@TimYoung817]

Hands down the best BFQOE I've seen

[@agneseditsstuff]

Richard is wearing the same outift as in this quiz in 2015 XD

[@kidatomisk693]

Wow same day! Thanks Helen!

[@HistoricWrath]

So interesting to me that panel shows like this, which used to be the bulk of tv in the US, aren’t popular here anymore but live on quite strongly in the UK.

[@ohnoagremlin]

i read somewhere this is because good old American TV tries to be as profitable as possible while spending as little as possible and shows where people are essentially paid by getting a chance to compete are much cheaper than shows where you need to pay at least a couple professionals to keep comedy going

[@David-wk6md]

It's on ONCE per year. Is that strong for you?

[@David-wk6md]

@@ohnoagremlin Oh no, we do it for dollars. Not your health.

[@NadiaEldemerdash]

@@David-wk6md this show is on once per year, but there are many other British panel shows, which I think is the point of OP

[@laurahall3094]

In the 80s, where Hollywood couples competed but I don't remember the name of the game. One section was yellow and they called it the "banana section" The two others were blue and red. Something about surveying the audience. Any idea?

[@YawpMusic]

Brilliant! Thanks. Yay for Tony Monopoly.

[@MrArtuyo]

AWWE thank you . that was hilarious !

[@peyton3974]

i love how richard always manages to bring it back to genocide

[@mistermack4987]

As an American, I am so jealous of BBC television. I like the whole meta universe with croosovers from different shows. Never in a million years would you see this in The States. Imagine John Stossel singing Cardi B. Never happen, mate

[@martiintexas125]

Love it! Hilarious! Thanks!

[@maureenverstegen5072]

And thanks from NZ 😀

[@SmacksHandtoForehead]

ขอบคุณคะ!! Thanks from Thailand!

[@njaum]

Jane Reed here here

[@Clareonox]

The choir singing those ridiculous songs was absolutely amazing 😂

[@mfay6933]

"Im an artist, he's a twat" 😂😂

[@AkSamurai69]

I was in a production of the play of calendar girls, and the cast made our own nude calendar. Thats awesome to see