The Biggest Betrayal We've Ever Faced

[@stfuemokid101]

tectone talking about gear 5 is literally the kid meme where he says " do you.. do you ever.. ever have a dream where you can ... you can do.. where you can do anything"

[@FabricateFrog]

fkn love that meme

[@franciscotavares9529]

I've never seen someone misinterpret one piece so badly😭

[@Tandouche]

I feel like I'm in a parallel universe watching Asmon drink out of a water bottle instead of a 64oz Wendy's cup

[@vawkwardbat]

Holy shit I am halfway through and didn't notice!!

[@ShaldowB]

You know it's hot if asmon has to drink water

[@deadcaptainjames6045]

It's probably just Sprite in a water bottle lol

[@zzvvoonnee24]

you can also believe it's hot like hell in Austin if Asmon showed up in shorts lol

[@bookies24k8]

To be fair its a gamer supps shaker, but he is drinking water. I guess he wasn't lying when he said he does in fact drink water sometimes

[@Twisted51]

emiru is like that one anime character who doesnt know shit so the characters surrounding her must explain everything which lets the audience understand too. thanks emi

[@Akemic]

Accurate

[@williamcobbett4943]

Exposition emi

[@TriChaser]

LOL that sounds just like almost every harem anime protag. Thanks Emiru-sama.

[@theita231]

Man I love this podcast and you three. I look forward to Fridays so I can see baldly 1, baldy 2, and Tectone talk about whatever. Keep up the great content.

[@80AM.]

you are so funny incredible

[@dennismiller2900]

How can you stand listening to tectone?

[@mattfrazee3324]

@@dennismiller2900I sit down

[@ottertowerking2595]

The only traitor is the editor making us think there was another guest 👿

[@ottertowerking2595]

@@youtubesucks1821he must be related to John Cena cus I don’t seem em

[@obe22099]

These three are enough. I can't handle a 4th degenerate on screen.

[@ahmed-alnoor]

I thought Tectone got kicked out 😂😂

[@captainomnoms]

It's John Cena as guest you just can't see him

[@aspectjosh]

Dude chilll ain’t that serious

[@seer3336]

this podcast is like my favorite midnight comfort food, just put it in the background, do homework, play games or whatever the fk, and I go to sleep in a good mood, it's perfect

[@dennismiller2900]

How can you stand listening to tectone?

[@seer3336]

@@dennismiller2900 Do you dislike him because of Genshin or because how he sounds? I get he sounds kind of crass but I don't mind, he's expressive. I don't play Genshin either so I'm nowhere near being part of the tectone haters group.

[@cubalibre-5238]

@@dennismiller2900 How can you not just do literally anything else other than crying about tectone

[@qdLuke]

Goated podcast, I always look forward to this every Friday. Ends the work week perfectly, thanks for the episode homies

[@Snackable_]

Agreeeddd

[@trve_schizophrene]

same bro

[@fabersoul]

Was an only an Asmon fan, but this podcast got me into Lord "Locked in" Tectone and Emiru. you guys have great chemistry.

[@inkCalibur]

If Teccy weren't present for an episode, what would Asmon and Emi even talk about for an hour? lmao

[@sk8legendz]

teccy gonna have to sit one out for science

[@frankjohnson123]

Asmon could do a 4 hour podcast by himself

[@PlayerEIeven]

I think this was the most fluid episode yet. I felt like every topic of discussion meshed very well together.

[@ReddTurtl]

So G5's power isn't literally "can do anything he imagines". That is a misconception caused by the early fan translations. What it really is, is that g5 gives him more control over his rubber body and lets him turn his surroundings into rubber. It gives him so much freedom of expression specifically as a rubber man that its almost liberating. But hes can't just spawn shit out of thin air, or teleport to the moon if he wanted.

[@ewag8950]

yeah the only limited by imagination is the literal translation (tcb>viz) but its a figure of speech about how he can shapeshift now rather than stretch like a rubber band idk how ppl dont get that after seeing how the power is showcased

[@artonio5887]

I agree with what you are saying, he isnt as broken as tectone is saying. And honestly tectone is not explaining it very well. But he did spawn some random glasses out of thin air in the manga.

[@ewag8950]

@@artonio5887 prob stretched his hair

[@ReddTurtl]

He shaped his hair into the glasses, since he has more control over his own rubber body now. @@artonio5887

[@erectilereptile369]

Late to the party but he also forgot Imu and the giant straw hat mysteries currently going on

[@Snowdragon80]

Don't know what's worse, Tectone's pits or Asmongold's socks. Love the podcast, can't wait for the next one.

[@onetruefate]

Zestone does exist. It really apparent when Tectone tries to describe something, and with the way he articulates really sounds fruity 80% of the time. I think it started to develop with how often he does chat impressions.

[@dogg92]

Well, I mean playing enough Genshin or Honkai is just guaranteed to make you gay eventually.

[@ArmorAnt1]

I thought I knew what gaslighting was, but someone told me it was all in my head.

[@xS4Ri]

@57:42 Me remembering brightmoon being a bronze player

[@epicboss6767]

NEW STEAK AND EGGS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Originally a Tectone viewer, but I've started watching Asmongold and Emiru a ton after binging the podcast. Thank y'all for bringing great content to us every week!

[@jasonhare8540]

Before getting in a hot car turn the battery or engine on and put one of the windows down about 4 in. Open and shut that door a few times and it'll help force the hot air out. It won't cool down surfaces but it'll make the cabin breathable faster

[@Itspixelwolf]

Armpit guy, Kirby Girl and The React King sit in a hot room and talk about stuff, hell yea

[@trevorhohne6778]

It's great when I get a KZbin ad during my steak and eggs ad. It really makes me appreciate the effort you guys put into your ad reads

[@PumpkinSpikey]

Nick as Pinocchio 😂 Cyr as Geppetto 😂 that was amazing.

[@TheGraysleeper]

tectone is such a G for convincing asmon to play games he's been avoiding

[@dogg92]

Hilarious how you actually thought he would play anything Tectone mentioned. Only time could tell.

[@subaru4803]

did he just spoil what the one piece was? he literally stopped himself from spoiling what blackbeared did, but he said what the fucking one piece was??? can someone please tell me that was not true or something?

[@RoaringTide]

Man, every once in a while I'll remember Reynad. Dude was funny af. I don't think his card game is even out yet. The last update was like 8 months ago according to The Bazaar channel.

[@qazqazqazqaz100]

I'm suppressed they haven't made a TCG game where you can just scan the back of the pack of a booster pack and it uploads your cards online onto a platform where you can use them to battle other people. i think it would be really good for the magic card game and stuff.

[@Mike-hp7lv]

Sorry I've been away and missing these, glad to be back!

[@zooziz5724]

God damn it while this is not the best podcast in the world it sure as hell has best intro and set. 10/10

[@TRayTV]

Kicks' strategy is long-term. They don't care that their streaming platform is losing money right now they just want as many eyes on it as possible now so it will actually be meaningful when they do monetize it or redirect to Stakes.

[@AlbertoMartinez765]

I cannot believe that techie thinks that vanilla Minecraft was NEVER FUN and that ONLY Mods make it fun. The vanilla game is what made it popular in the first place and all there was for Years was Vanilla minecraft , mods came much later in the games life and made it so it had a Looong tail and replayability. That Like saying Dark Souls was never Good or fun until years later when they made Mods for it.

[@greenvendetta88]

I’m convinced he has to be trolling most of the time. No way anyone’s takes are this consistently bad

[@neelammishra1318]

Yeah bro vanilla is still soooo gooood and for the point that mojang doesn't do anything, mojang has been pushing huge game changing updates like the deep dark, the huge caves , adding new animals like frogs and camels not to mention a new wood type plus their last update was literally this year in june . Minecraft vanilla is infinite there is no definite guide to follow after getting rich in vanilla you can basically do anything and everything. Prime example Ph1lza Minecraft he has been playing vanilla hardcore which is not a mod , fot years and has made so cool things like endlantis . I don't disagree mods are cool but saying vanilla is bad mojang doesn't do anything is wrong . Again tectone said hot take so he it's just his opinion

[@Haywood_Jablowmi420]

I was literally listening to this episode while playing vanilla Minecraft

[@Yogi_Bear69]

I think driving gloves would help a bit. It's hot up here in Canada as well but cooled down today finally. I use gloves for driving in the winter for similar reasons.

[@keast18]

Episode 27?! Already? Thanks for the content dudes

[@CrzyLion]

honestly a video series with very good editing and like interviewing the players on how they see their own characters and the other people's characters with asmon emi and 2 others could be golden content

[@rudoku14]

Oh wow. Tectone explained gear 5 close but badly enough to still be way off. Its not what ever luffy wants. But more so he fights freely. Its akin to drunken mode from naruto. Its ridiculous.....ly effective. Hes rubber, the area around hims rubber, he changed shape to fit kaidos club, negating most if not all damage. He didnt just punch kaido, he punched him as he turned his face rubber, allowing him to push his face in, causing the rest of his body to snap backwards flinging him back into the wall/rubble. More damage given, less taken. Its op af. He grabbed lighting out of the sky and threw it like a bolt, which hes imune to electricity, but i will say that is a bit toonforce. Either way i fucking loved it.

[@kurisuastralum4244]

If anyone is genuinely curious. Fate Grand Order does have pity now. Oh, they also made 6.3 billion dollars from release up until august of last year.

[@katiescape]

That lies of P ad goes hard, Cyr is brilliant.

[@mehcutcheon2401]

"The check cleared" lmao so good.

[@pereralonso]

It's funny tectone mentioning "Goku is trembling" when Goku and spongebob have the same VA in Brazil lol no cap

[@Janman1988]

If catching up to any of these long running animes is a problem for u: get the mangas and read them, which was in my case like 10 times faster (with an e-reader)! Added bonus no filler, no streched content. Dont like certain parts? just skim through them! Really great podcast this time, looking forward to fridays and new episode.

[@justanotherdave4835]

The problem with the 'git your bag' attitude with people doing OF is we are running into it now children are self ending due to their elementary school classmates are confronting them with their mothers accounts and online activities where the overwhelming majority do not make enough to even pay for a weeks groceries doing it.

[@olfan92]

55:32 he answered that so fast and with confidence. 😂

[@blemishednicely8402]

1:15:00 -ish The reason ground beef is supposed to be cooked more thoroughly than a steak is because, being ground up, it has more surface area upon which bacteria (such as E. coli, internally & others externally) can grow...every little chunk's full "360°" as compared to the top, bottom & sides of an equal weight of steak. This is generally why you can order a steak rare or even "blue", but not a burger (also the meat in ground beef comes from lesser quality parts of the cow, whereas the various steak cuts etc do not/E. coli is a bacterium commonly found in the lower intestine of warm-blooded creatures, which is also how it appears in toilets & also how not washing hands after using the bathroom before handling food likewise spreads it). Asmon generally wasn't very far off, though...just figured I'd fill in some specifics. Also, Fun-Fact/semi-related: There is no such thing as the "24-hour flu". It's almost always food poisoning.~ {For the video being taken down & the allegations the "cheque cleared", they weren't very creative..."Asmon Sold" would have been a better insult. Not that I agree with or support the use of tinfoil hat-wear on that one, I'm just saying}

[@robbyw.8616]

37:05 I like this ad.

[@MrPinballWizzard]

this show is definitely getting better and better everytime. im glad i subbed on day 1. good thing to just space out and listen on the background. thnx guys for another nice podcast episode, honestly apreciated :)

[@SageEXP1]

16:12 I wish there was an Adult Lounge for Magic The Gathering that sells Hookah Cannabis and Drinks 😁 “Degeneracy Supreme”

[@reyrey9752]

18:34 this man said T1 is the villain of league that’s crazy. They’re always the fan favorite no matter what, anyone that they face literally gets turned as the villain TectBitch doesn’t watch league CLEARLY

[@statix2224]

My man Tec can recite a Popeye song but doesn't instantly know The Hulk is waaaaay older than One Piece. No shot lol

[@shaheednuriddin7849]

asmon’s socks be killin me 😂

[@keithsegler8049]

Speaking of fictional characters fighting, supereyepatchwolf has an interesting take on why Mr bean would make superman take the long nap.

[@nimmer4749]

Fuck I thought Tectone was gone

[@oyst75]

Fun to listen to the bad weather in texas when its been snowing for 7 days.......

[@divjotsingh1778]

As an adamant anime fan Tectones statements on anime are not only bad but most of the time factual incorrect

[@Nutrafin-3D]

A sunroof cracked open or a small window cracked can make a huge difference for sun baked cars, depending how much you trust the crime in your area/valuables in your car. absolutely still hot as balls, but tens of degrees better

[@NickSine]

I appreciate all the hard work put into this podcast it has been really entertaining. It makes me happy to see all 3 of you together shooting the shit 👍🏻

[@Hahayourname]

Ain’t no way his shirt is that white and his socks yellow af 😂

[@badjujubeans5836]

Fate actually just did a crossover with Grand Summoners. It has been the bane of my bank account. I'm not usually a PTP on GS, but for this one. Yeah...lol

[@norightturn7047]

You'll should have Tips Out on for an episode. I bet he'd have some great stories to tell. It would also be fun just to hear you'll talk about different games and stuff with him. Not sure if he'd ever have the free time for it but one can hope.

[@IcyBlaze616]

I can't believe Oda told Dicktone the real ending to One Piece before anyone else

[@HaveSheildWillTravel]

Would love to see an OTK mtg draft event it would be so funny to watch

[@revthadon8868]

Yeah I second an OTK cube stream

[@mattvalene5721]

I don’t even play video games or watch twitch. But this podcast is the equivalent of taking a Xanax, and I love it…

[@spiritfree5050]

1:26:00 i has a friend who was basically a psycho and in the 80s we didnt have the word gaslighting so every time you kinda had to explain how some one was being manipulative its way easier to say this person is gaslighting but then it because a catch all phrase

[@MMM1MM]

LMFAO THAT LIES OF P AD

[@MegaMage13]

I hope you read this Techtone. The One Piece will be Joy Boys logbook, that’s why roger laughed when he got to the final island and gave it the name laughtale !

[@KingTCasper]

4:56 D Juicer wins yet again EZ Clap

[@Sensei_is_dead]

You can see when Asmon stench hits emi she just swats at flies

[@LEGOBrando]

Genshin Topic at 27:00 minutes Emiru: Are you going to roll for any new characters? Tectone: No, There's no point. Also Tectone on his 2nd day into 4.0 patch: Spends 500$ on the new character and their weapon.

[@Jev_the_fluorescent_shrimp]

Lyney's femboy charm is too powerful

[@F1rstNameLastName]

I'm always either extremely lucky or unlucky in FGO. I spent ages saving up 200+ Saint Quartz alongside 40 extra summon tickets for Mordred and didn't get her, but it only took me a couple summon tickets to get Space Ishtar, Super Orion, and Waver.

[@Bloodtypewhiskey]

Tectone got style. looking like low key with the black classic vans. Asmond dresses like my mom. Emi idk bc idk

[@sfehlbaum]

To be fair gaslighting and "Gassing me up" are pretty similar at least in words used.

[@warduxe]

Yoo new episode letsgo

[@ritizmotheruler6789]

53:25 EthosLab is a great Minecraft YT channel. He plays modded MC but also plays vanilla, he actually does pretty cool outside the box stuff.

[@lucasreiYT]

Grats on the booster draft 👏 the elements in drafting and cube has so much replayability and brewing.

[@MrHale]

"One Piece is ending soon" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH No it isn't. Unless "soon" in this context means 10 years.

[@guyfat9361]

The fact that tectone doesn't know about 1984 blows my mind

[@julieelmkvist5385]

About 20 episodes ago I said Teccy was best in small doses. I would like to amend this assessment, he has grown on me like fungus and the appreciation is real ❤

[@zafel2362]

Tectone definitely misrepresented Gear 5, and he doesn't know what the One Piece is lolol.

[@rogueblindarcher]

Emiru is the only rational hooman here 😂

[@Aus10march]

Bro ad read 2 with cyr is fucking hilarious @ 37:10

[@TriChaser]

19:10 Is there a villain of just chatting? 24:00 I think its super tragic that just simply having a feature complete game actually make other devs feels threatened. Shows how low have we gone. 46:00 *takes out pitchfork* HEY WHY NO SPOILER ALERT!

[@Super-id7bq]

23:56 That's not what Feature Complete means. "Feature Complete" is a stage during development where you've locked down all your core features but you haven't yet done all your polishing, optimization etc (you can literally have massive chunks of art and content still missing). Some projects I've worked on will use it to describe the stage where you should in theory be able to do a full playthrough, even if the game is still super busted and there's a bunch of art and minor content missing. It's somewhat flexible but it doesn't mean "the game is released and isn't hyperfucked" lol. Any game (even a terrible one) will go through what is technically "feature complete", even if a bunch of features got cut.

[@nesciusplayground]

Ah, the famous "aaaachtuually" guy. Doesn't matter how the term is used in the industry, for the public it means exactly what they said

[@femtokun]

the difference between DB and all the other similar anime is that Akira Toriyama was the genius that brought this concept of the ever growing hero quest, only as powerful as his next foe/chalange into the modern expression at its full potential. At a conceptual level all these heroes (Goku, Naruto, Luffy) are also heavily inspired by the Monkey King story, Sun Wukong and Journey to the West.

[@slikrick]

Sick, i forgot it was Friday.

[@mauricioc.1481]

21:30 just tryng to think how siting like that confortable, i try and my kenees dont hold.

[@korpen2858]

I feel second hand embarrassment listening to Tectone talking about powerscaling

[@eb3ast]

minecraft is one of those games where the experience you have is completely dependent on the player. So I must say Its not surprising that tectone has never found any fun with it lmao

[@captainthrall]

*Emiru staring off into space, thinking "Why am I even here?"*

[@brandonbeasley1825]

I went mountain biking while I was in Texas and the heat wasn't that bad, ya babies

[@JiroTheFro]

Great episode as always y’all! Thanks for the update on this weeks news and drama

[@godzillaenthusiast9687]

Luffy can't literally do anything, it still is limited to manipulating things via rubber and using sun god type powers

[@TheTrivert]

Imagine if the treasure One Piece was actually just the 4th wall breaking fact that it's a TV show, which explains the style of art, the wacky powers and Luffys Gear 5 being so eye poppingly cartoony.

[@grapefang]

I was about to comment angrily when tec started talking about g5 but then he actually didn't have a bad take. You love to see it

[@joshw.s8096]

one finger is fine my brother used to deliver pizzas all night driving with his knees playing hearthstone on his phone...

[@chayserzzz]

lmao the lies of p commercial with nick and his gaze into nothingness was best part of the show lmao

[@drallagon]

In Dragon Ball Super there's a chapter slash episode that's a crossover with Dr. Slump and for whatever reason Vegeta is beaten by Arale and finishes the episodes while hanging from a branch on the side of a hill, mumbling "I'll never fight a cartoon character again" lol

[@TheEregos]

I think Luffy avoids the power scaling because he has no fucking clue what his powers can do, he still thinks its only rubber shit.

[@OldManInternet]

While 2023 has been a great year for game releases, the idea of great, complete games coming out isn't that unusual. You just have to stop expecting this stuff to come from the husks of once-great studios like Blizzard.

[@simonmcgee205]

Yo the Lies of P ad this episode was so good

[@lucasloponi626]

37:05 This is dope as hell! I even watched a couple times. Now, just never use it again and should be fine. ...I mean, awesome ad (content!?), next time would probably be "oh, nice~" and by the third one: ... Anyway- Really cool stuff, guys.

[@haikaido]

LOL The skit with Nick was great.

[@bigcharlie1411]

That kid was my biggest mistake 😂😂😂

[@TheAlmightyDoge]

Luffy’s devil fruit was not actually what everyone thought it was. The world government renamed the devil fruit based on the properties that its users display in their basic unawakened state in order to hide its true nature and have been trying to acquire it in secret, but the fruit seems to have a will of its own and kept evading them. Now that Luffy’s devil fruit powers have truly awakened, the true nature of his devil fruit has revealed itself. That is Gear 5.

[@ewag8950]

yeah tecbone was also completely wrong about the imagination is the ability thing. That was so clearly a figure of speech describing how he can essentially shapeship now cuz he stretches are not constrained by human muscles akin to mr fantastic rather than just a human made of rubber. He has mostly been dominant in gear 5 but also clearly demonstrated limitations in endurance (almost went out of form) durability (bled from wind slashes before final clash) speed (gets blitzed by kaido multiple times) and even strength in some cases not suprising coming from tekbone tho bro is wholesome but confidently wrong immensely frequently

[@legendarytony]

11:30 I don’t think it’s weird for classmates to buy your onlyfans. It makes perfect sense like they had a crush on you in highschool and now they can spend $10 to see what they always dreamt about you sending them. I feel like if it’s close friends or family then it’s weird af.