Confronting Our Biggest Fears

[@milkshakescigarettes7513]

The way Asmon is stretching out that kirby blanket is super fucking sus. :D

[@LostboyUk]

I had to check the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed it. 😂

[@MissPopuri]

He’s over 6’0” tall; you have your mind in the gutter if you think his knee is an elongated dick.

[@Undead_Lich]

hella sus

[@ifiliketrains1010]

never stop going big dick

[@prenthelloworld]

I was gonna comment that lol. I can't unsee the "stretched Kirby"

[@JSDRB]

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

[@kianschoeman6574]

Good thing I never plan to skydive more than once Wait 😮

[@Vashtiian]

I don't want a parachute to go skydiving... But they wouldn't let me go without one

[@joetheperformer]

Just observing KZbin comment thread devolve into pure disgusting human behavior is some of my favorite things to do once in a blue moon.

[@syzygyusry]

I played chess one time

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

Or a net

[@drmancuso]

The way Asmon has his legs positioned under the blanket turns Kirby into the shape of a dong 21:55

[@khaleddwl5192]

I was searching for this comment

[@hiddendragon9055]

"well I used to throw it out the window" "thats not taking out the trash!" "yah it is, its outa the house" 😂

[@sebbychanforever]

big brain is to leave the trash bin under the window

[@andrewpowell3723]

“This is a cat. Not a human.” I’m gonna be real, this was the funniest shit, the lead up to that line. The entire time I was thinking “motha effin Tectone over here sounding like a deranged psychopath”

[@lPkPkers]

I always leave these podcasts playing in the background while im gaming, I love what y'all are doing and thank you for keeping me company during my nerd hours! 😊

[@JustWhyFFS]

"Well where's the water come from?" My guy thinks we drink desalinated ocean water lmfao.

[@Pakbelli]

Hope Guga can come on and cook them some steak and eggs live.

[@Tectone]

Tectone

[@roberttherat1888]

Tectone

[@laboon344]

Egg head guy

[@Akemic]

Teccy weccy ILOST

[@F4ngel]

For a show called steak and eggs, you definitely need to get Guga the steak god to come on. Maybe ask him to cook asmon a steak.

[@drock1717]

The professor is great, haven’t played magic in like 6 years and I still watch him. His videos on card sleeves and deck boxes are excellent and I love that he tells his community that it’s always better to spend your money on singles.

[@CosmicCoomer]

Same here. Haven't played magic in ages but still enjoy his content.

[@DraxonTehWarrior]

Unless it's a brand new commander set it's always better to buy singles. The guy is a genius. I'm glad he has a platform to explain that shit. Always buy from your local stores!

[@LazyCajj]

Excellent episode 👏 No matter what you all talk about, its always a good time! Watch time W

[@HeRmiiSs]

1:40:56 timestamp called "Something is Wrong with Tectone" XD

[@Jamoca5020]

I´m so happy that this channel exists. I love them and this feels like hanging out with old friends and talking about games like during highschool.

[@SwedudeEPIC]

31:20 the way asmon sitting in that blanket makes it look like theres a PP on it 🤣

[@sebbychanforever]

Thank god I’m not the only one that noticed that, I couldn’t unsee it XD

[@Thoryon]

All throughout the Lies of P segment as well xD Lies of PP

[@sitbone3]

He's just a little "B".

[@clashwithkeen]

Wow I've never heard of someone wanting it to be warmer when they get out of the shower. I crank it down 5 degrees so I'm not immediately covered in sweat when I get out.

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

All of a sudden I feel good about having learned in elementary school how water for households is sourced.. like I even visited a water plant, a water well and even a underground and surface water reservoir. That was just basic stuff in german elementary school back in the 90s. Later we learned how depending on your region water is actually not safe to drink.. which blew my mind. People not having drinking water and us being thankful for the best water quality was a real good value given to me as a kid. The fact that the water coming out of my tap is held to higher quality than the water from the store really always astounded me.

[@AlmostSaDiK]

Yeah how did asmon and tectone be so wrong at the same time

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

@@AlmostSaDiK one just drinks soda.. the other.. well I don't want to throw shade or anything at Tecci because I luv him to death but.. he is not know for his vast knowledge of.. yeah..

[@mrbeans2425]

Sounds DELISH! I have a couple natural springs by me tht every now and then if I pass one ill stop and fill a Gal or 2. SO crisp and delicious! Natural minerals right out of the mountain ALWAYS taste better!! Earth is the best Filtration device there is!

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

@@mrbeans2425 Natural springs can be deceiving. Depending on the elements they spring from or the area and material they might spring to the water isn't always very well digestable.. drinkable yes.. but you might get stomach cramps and digestive issues because of very high amount of certain minerals etc. So I'd recommend drinking only from controlled or tested wells. I also found cool things like wells that turn into drinkable water only once they have enough water for it to flow.

[@mrbeans2425]

@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Yeah ik what u mean but these ones are legit They are all over Maine and NH, The one I used to mainly go to is actually owned by "Poland springs" I believe, but its just a little run off on the side of the road anyone can fill up at. Same spring water they use. But you are right, even if the water is moving it should be boiled or put some iodine in it.

[@websta1144]

Emi holding her head in her hand for nearly 5 minutes whilst Asmon and Teccy talk about poop is ridiculously funny

[@omegasrevenge]

Just guys being dudes. It is what it is.

[@devijim]

lol, poor emi

[@rasmachris94]

My biggest complaint with lies of P combat is the blocking recovery. Even if you perfect parry, if a boss does an attack chain [and there are some that do up to 6] you're just blocking that entire time which leads you to having your guard broken and taking damage. I dont mind being interrupted when making an attack with my slow weapon because it's going to do big damage when it lands. The problem is that 90% of the fight I'm either blocking, dodging so i can actually attack or eating absolute shit to the bosses attacks. To give an example, there is a fire miniboss that will smack you with a shovel, if you get caught by a single swing down, it will hit you on the ground and stunlock you into being beat for like 4 or 5 attacks which just straight up kills you. Sometimes you can dodge out of it, other times you're just locked in for death.

[@izzydarkhart4144]

Their are plenty of ways to upgrade block recovery and dodge recovery. Unfortunately, you just can not play the game without investing heavily in there mechanics. It is not like from software where you can get away with out investing heavily and you can mostly get by on pure skill. That is either a huge positive or a negative.

[@elipse0]

That happened to me once or twice with the shovel miniboss. I was ready to throw punches, but nothing infuriated me more than the factory boss. I'm finished with the brotherhood fight it was easy. it took me like 3 or 5 attempts. The cathedral boss took me 3 or 4

[@SenjenSamurai]

on Lies of P, it's so true the lightning quick hits after a so delayed attack really throws people off and also the really tight parry window 😂

[@Jamoca5020]

Sleeping all day and being awake at night is so relatable. I love that as well... Nobody goes on your balls.

[@zachthundergold8917]

I love how emi is smart enough to know water we use doesn’t come from the ocean but not smart enough to know it mainly comes from rivers and streams. Along with rain.

[@viccasaur]

I played a TON of yoshi’s island on the Super Nintendo also, and I never knew anyone else who did until asmon mentioned it and that made me happy.

[@CosmicCoomer]

I remember not playing it as much because the baby was so god damn annoying.

[@nathanielparrish9716]

I remember it being the first game I 100%, and to this day I remember playing the level. “Touch fuzzy, get Dizzy” at least 100 times to try and find 3 red coins to finish the game.

[@Philling_Good]

I have to agree that your ads are actually great and very enjoying to watch. No chance I skip a nice and funny ad!

[@SirCharlesLikesChurros]

1:39:00 That pause had me laughing for a good 30 seconds 😂

[@bunklypeppz]

I agree to an extent with Asmon about delayed attacks being cheap because they can make it seem like you're practicing how to deal with that specific attack rather than your general skill in the game, but that's not necessarily a problem with delayed attacks as much as how the delay works. If a boss winds up their attacks, but always has a consistent telegraph for when the attack is coming, delays can be fine imo, but what sucks is when they draw back their weapon and just hold it for an arbitrary amount of time before suddenly snapping it downwards and hitting you without warning. If you have to actually memorize the timing rather than waiting for a clear cue before the attack actually comes at you, then I think it's a poorly designed mechanic. A well designed delayed attack can be good if it essentially only baits you into falsely reacting with the initial drawback-- but suddenly hitting without a true warning, or constantly stuttering or undulating while they are holding the weapon back is absolute garbage and I wish developers should stop putting that kind of crap in soulslike games.

[@XiaolinDraconis]

Devs can't win lol. Telegraph it's too easy, so now you have to get the speed just right. 250ms too fast? How about 350ms? Oh you're literally braindead and have no reflexes. Hmm, maybe go a full half second so your slow ass can react.

[@Klnkykoala]

For how good Elden Ring is I will say it was fucking annoying how many bosses delayed their attacks in the way you described. Mohg and Morgott were super egregious examples of this

[@bunklypeppz]

@@Klnkykoala The worst example in Elden Ring imo was Radahn. It didn't really seem to me like they even intended for him to be fought solo in melee range because his upper body was almost always offscreen and his delays had almost no tell for when the attack was actually gonna happen. Radahn was cool and all, but mechanically, I think he's one of the worst bosses in the game; still more fun than the Fire Giant though.

[@dingdongspaghetti]

I dont have a problem with it, makes perfect sense they would delay their windup before trying to smash you like a bug, much like people do to actual bugs irl

[@Sargaxiist2022]

In Lies of P you cant play like its dark souls or sekiro. Its not a parry. Its a perfect guard. A parry deflects the opponent's swing. A guard blocks the impact. I kept trying to hold block right when the boss started their swing, and getting hit. You have to start your block as the attack would hit you. Yes the perfect guard window is a little tight and could use a few frames leniency, but its a fundamental difference in when you need to activate the block vs a parry

[@hirsutuscanis]

Sounds a lot like Sekiro but with less parry frames, tap to parry as attack hits or hold to block and lose more posture. I haven't played it though just watched Asmon.

[@DreamskyDance]

Yeah and i saw an actual parry as a fable art on a handle. Hit it once by accident then tried it out on the practice dolls in the hotel, i may use it if i get even better at perfect guard. You hit Y as you hit RB for perfect block, you can be later with the Y, i tried to press it a bit of a second later and still works. It is nasty, you perfect block and do a counter attack that either stuns the target or gets it real close to stun.

[@__________________________1881]

I love these podcast episodes. It kind of takes away a layer of that streamer to viewer and feels more personable and tbh it feels like an unfiltered version of everyone but it isn't bad at all. The three of you are so chill and it's the good kind of whitenoise I can listen to when I'm gaming. Keep up the podcast, I'm enjoying all of these.

[@nowayjosedaniel]

...Why do you need whitenoise while gaming? If the game is that boring, maybe try finding a fun game instead?

[@sarahkenny2083]

Not only should you invite the professor onto steak and eggs you should ask to play games with him and do a stream/video on it

[@AlwaysEast]

You can do life-long damage to yourself if you apply resistance when urinating. Same as if you hold it in relatedly for long durations, it's very common with delivery drivers.

[@bluegamer4210]

Holy this one is almost 2 hours long This is great this amazing, i love just listening to you guys ranting about stuff You guys really make my friday's

[@gtkingly8127]

100% I wish they keep going like this it sucks when they cut it short

[@jhereg21]

I had a dog I had to help go to the bathroom when his back legs stopped working. I love that Miz is helping the shelters!!

[@crazy_carlos]

Emi being clueless about what the boomers are talking about is the best part

[@CatcherMorningstar]

she is clueless about most current stuff too

[@NikoGoKrazy]

@@CatcherMorningstarper usual

[@whywouldyoueveraskforit2774]

feigning ignorance is not cute.

[@whywouldyoueveraskforit2774]

so being ignorant is cute? you are very weird.

[@skeleton599]

@@whywouldyoueveraskforit2774mane if you don’t shut up

[@JoseGarcia235]

Tectones fear of the hand in the toilet is literally Skibbidy toilet origins😂

[@steakynines]

I love the ad skits. The randomness is so entertaining!

[@Spurs2192]

1:44:07 Emi 🤦‍♂️she is so uncomfortable 😂

[@devonytv414]

16:07 ASMONS REALLY EXCITED 😭💀

[@saschascholz7944]

The Ads are great. Most fun was imo Extra Emily beeing Tecis Boss 😂

[@sevxone]

Cant imagine not being able to take out your trash and wash dishes and needing maids to do it for you, Tectone is such a snob!

[@brandonjameson1]

Asmon looks extra excited this episode 🤔

[@huhubagoly2000]

It's his blanket

[@Sadonyx]

i felt that way about delayed attacks until i had one moment where i realized lowering my reactions to make every move count in a sense made me better overall. was also a nice mental training skill thing, carried into other stuff

[@khm3rson]

My first steak and eggs podcast and i loved it.

[@Klax3]

I binged whole show throughout two weeks or so at work and I genuinely don't think I can watch techtone anymore. The contradictions, the very obvious lies and general ignorance of this man child has gotten to be too much. Thank you for a good show asmon and emi!

[@KenryoBudiman]

I very rarely listen to podcasts but I find this one interesting, not only because I like video games, but also the way they express their actions towards anxieties, etc. which I find it inspirative. I might consider subscribing, wish you guys the best.

[@lilMidz]

Tectone - "I don't think we're paid enough" Also Tectone - "I do fucking nothing"

[@TeckTheBlooded]

As someone with the same loss-of-gravity fear as Tectone, but only when I look up or see a huge ceiling, it sucks explaining it to people and try to have them take it seriously. When I was in Vegas with one of my best friends, the inside of the pyramid hotel triggered the phobia so bad, I had to have him vid the area above eye level to let me see, I was STARING at the floor, and we didn't go back there ever again

[@benmanton9328]

do you dislike going outside

[@TeckTheBlooded]

@@benmanton9328 I haven't learned all the conditions around my triggers, but daytime sky is fine, it's the night sky I cant look at. Vehicles and porches are safe-zones, as the trigger seems to be most often "If you have nothing to grab then you arent safe"

[@TheJanda777]

Nice and cozy. Just the bros.

[@fenlel]

That fitbod advert read had me do a spitake with my coffee, that was great.

[@brian_unx]

That might have been the most personal thing I have ever heard anyone admit out loud like that

[@DreamskyDance]

Awesome and cozy episode, loved it :D

[@christianochoa6878]

Hey. I'm someone that just watches twitch, never use chat, never use reddit. Tbh that shit is for losers idk how people have enough time or care to do that shit. I just find you guys entertaining, so keep it up!

[@karnagekandyYT]

The best part of this episode was the impersonation of Maxmillion Pegasus, Kaiiiiibaaaa boyyyyyy

[@sharknadofartquake2449]

According to a post on Physics Stack Exchange, if a superconducting magnet and appropriate power supply had just enough current and length so that when it was perpendicular to the earth’s magnetic field, the force of the interaction was just enough to exceed the force exerted on the object from gravity, and it was rotating so the angular momentum of the vehicle was just high enough so it wouldn’t flip over, the vehicle would fly. So clearly IMHO if aliens have something like that that they can use then you might just go flying into space when the aliens make the earth instantaneously stop spinning because there's a lot of metal on the earth and if they put a metal suit on you after overpowering you to force it on you you would fly!! Into space though?! Maybe not but it's unlikely you would survive the eventual inevitable fall!! Sweet dreams EVERYONE!!

[@SiggyT827]

1:02:10 thats me when people try to get me to watch star wars lmao

[@rainy9693]

12:36 "i feel like a lot of the people who are fans of guys like that are actually not even old enough to be attracted to women this is just some they watch whenever they're mad at their mom" so true

[@JetSreym]

4 months later and Asmon is a Monster Hunter Fan. We got'im boys

[@spacecaadet95]

i started watching steak and eggs for asmon, seeing tectone essentially being the lovable idiot of the group but somehow always managing to be just an idiot is amazing.

[@Khlaah]

Man, I'm 43 next month, and to track the systems I've been alive for. Wild. Feelsoldman.

[@mbogs5814]

Love when Tectone talks about magic makes me so happy. He so loves the game. Would love to see him on one of the commander shows like 'Commander at Home.'

[@Hazy_91]

59:48 Dude this just solved a 20+ year old mystery for me lol holy shit! I used to play a game like this with my friend back when we were like 6-7 and I could never remember what it was. All I remember is that you could print out a certificate with your name on it at the end. Even if it's not the exact same game now I know for sure it was an educational PC game from the 90's. Damn...

[@lits2722]

I was just thinking about how crazy it is that Asmon has never tried monster hunter. The long sword in monster hunter world has hands down the best melee weapon design in any game I've ever played. Mastering that weapon is unbelievably rewarding. Not to mention the transmogs are so sick in that game

[@scrollingthru45]

C'mon bro that's just dex build we all know Asmon is gonna go big dick with the greatsword

[@drearmouse9510]

...Kirby looks kinda funny in this one..

[@KissItAndWink]

The whirligig saw is so OP, it trivializes the entire Bloodborne experience. Good job Tectone, you can hold down L2. I wish he would stop bragging about beating Orphan in one try. I guarantee you he could not beat the game using any other weapon. I bet he never beats Lies of P either since there’s no weapon like the pizza cutter that plays the game for you. He should stick to rolling for waifus and keep his souls-like opinions to himself. I watched him play DS3 and he is ass, even with the twinblades

[@SurrealEuphoria]

Bro doesn't like delayed attack bosses, but loves Elden Ring, lol. That is THE delayed attack game.

[@sadi5713]

When I hear Asmon and Tecci ask where Water comes from, I want to abandon them on a deserted Island and film them survive for a week.

[@RealTaIk]

In case anyone actually doesn't know where most of the drinking water comes from, it comes from the ground, that's why it's called groundwater. When it rains enough the water goes through the ground which filters the water from most polution which makes it most of the time ready to drink. Alot of big cities actually have huge problems regarding their ground water. All the concrete doesn't allow the rain water to sink in properly anymore which slowly decreases their groundwater which has the effect that the cities are slowly sinking into the ground. Some houses in jakartha are sinking by 10 inches every year due to that. The whole city of tokio sinked in by 13 feet in 50 years but apparently in the last 10 years they have managed to rise by 1 feet again because they decreased the use of groundwater.

[@Hayssss]

Jay's ad arch isn't what we asked for, ITS WHAT WE NEEDED BROTHER!

[@pyrothium9667]

First gaming experience, PS2, it was a children's game or a Kratos: God of War game. The children's game took place in a circus, I have basically no memory of it. I think my dad was playing the Kratos game, but I'm not too sure, I only remember Kratos on a boat fighting what may have been a hydra.

[@theaznbob]

1:09:02 So he describes playing the game like a f2p casual player, which is basically 90% of the playerbase and all of a suddenly he likes Genshin again. What a coincidence.

[@commanderbarnsworth8340]

“What are the…dimensions” “42 up 37 sideways”

[@jmac1141]

Decided to watch this I think for the second time and I just got to the bald dude talking about recognising other people's shit and I laughed so hard I remembered I'm on my own in the nightime 😂😂😂😂

[@everquestfan]

I watch Twitch Yoga 😁 Tectone, You were born in 93 i graduated in 93 😛 Had pong console Atari and candy cigarettes when i was a kid. TV was free and used an antenna like a radio. Got a NES for Christmas when i was 11, VHS was new. Commodore 64 was my first computer. No internet. Sorry you missed the 90's bro they were amazing.Magic The Gathering, Gaming was done in person at comic shops/home paper and dice. Dialup internet and Napster, it was the wild west. Ultima Online my first MMO. Cigs, Gas, Ground Beef $.99 Buried a friend last year. His grandmother used to cruise main street in a horse and buggy. It's amazing how fast our lives are changing.

[@SliceOCheeze]

where do humans get fresh water from: Our drinking water comes from lakes, rivers and groundwater. For most Americans, the water then flows from intake points to a treatment plant, a storage tank, and then to our houses through various pipe systems. A typical water treatment process.

[@Istormur]

These videos make my week!

[@jiipp1541]

Never watched twitch, i turned it up less then 50 times in 10 years. KZbin just always been my go to 🤷‍♂️

[@ltslowass5487]

Yall should 100% play magic, because the community is still popping

[@MrHale]

Tectone: "278, baby. It fluctuates between 278 and like 330" Twitchtracker: "442."

[@izzydarkhart4144]

The thing with lies of pie that I see no one really doing is you have to invest heavily into the P organ system for things like damage, I frames, dodge recovery, guard recovery, bigger perfect guard window, bigger dodge, poise, pretty much any convenient thing in most from software games are in the P organ system. Also, something that is not stated with building normal weapons is that you have to match the slash and stab symbols. The equal sign means good and the arrow pointing down means bad so make sure your weapon has 1 or 2 equal signs and no arrow pointing down signs. The arrow pointing down means reduced damage sometimes by 70% reduced.

[@brandon1138]

Pause at 18:02 thank me later. (Kirby Blanket looking like something else.

[@Calhoon4U]

Tectone has it backwards. It's not an adult watching babies. It's babies trying to entertain other babies with a cardboard box.

[@xDelcrisx]

I really want to see a Magic the Gathering bonus episode now.

[@DizzyBuns9]

I know a lot of people that “just watch Twitch” lol and I’m sure plenty of others do. I still love Tectone and his big bald airhead 😂😂

[@rpglover101]

With Teccy's suggestion of Monster Hunter, I think Asmon will probably play the next one. Teccy needs to make sure he does spelltable.

[@asgads]

My first game was elite on the amiga and my first console was the nes. awesome times

[@ae86manny]

Asmon like to always simplified things, his explanation and follows up with "it's just that simple".

[@robertfazackerley3080]

The intro song is absolute vibes ❤

[@feyfiren]

1:43:54 - 1:44:24

[@LionUnchained]

This is awesome. You guys should definitely keep making these.

[@wargex]

55:30 no Nintendo does not own Sega, they've done collaborate projects on games, but that's it. But if they did all Sega properties would all be Nintendo exclusives. Added; If they called it Wii 2 people would have understood it was a different console. Originally the biggest criticism for the Wii U was that it was marketed poorly and people didn't know what it was. Apparently it was considered like an expansion too the Wii with like a tablet controller thing they didn't care to pay for. Added 2; Tectone is old for NES. Added 3; Game Gear was basically a portable Sega Master System console

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

1:43:53 **Emiru Soul has temporary vacated this space**

[@Codeines_Garden]

poor teccy it all makes sense now 38:47

[@alexanderprivate7233]

the shit size broke im laughing so hard hahahahaha

[@alexanderprivate7233]

also as a kid I also had monsters/animals in the toilet fears

[@joekalifornia27]

Closest to an weird fear I have is that the volcano under Yellowstone Park will explode and end life on earth. Unlike a Asteroid hitting the Earth; with the volcano there would be very little warning and nothing we could really do about it…

[@luketown702]

That’s what older brothers are for 😂 38:47

[@TheStormRogue]

I can't watch Twitch because of the ads. There are just way too many. I tune in to someone im not subbed to, and I have to sit through several back to back ads and it takes like a minute before I can even watch them and I just lose interest.

[@deplorablerdk174]

I watched a video when I was younger, in the video the guy was on the toilet and got bit by a rattle snake that was in the toilet. For the longest time I had a fear a snake was in the toilet. I would inspect the toilet like Sherlock Homes.

[@twocows2403]

At like 20:32, the way Asmon's blanket is sitting makes it look like a wiener.

[@civil1763]

20:28 that kirby blanket lookin suspect

[@lukeowen1812]

30:35 ASMONS KIRBY SCHLONG

[@lavakingdom2759]

Been watching every episode even if i miss them for a week or two