Anytime people are a jerk to me in Skyrim they become an item in my home. If they can be killed I cast fury on them, then soul trap, then kill them and use the soul that went into the black star to put into an item I loot from them. I then name the item after them and display it. I have Nazzem in My house proudly on display
@MsNeonNERD7 жыл бұрын
57reaver holy shit that's so dark. I'm totally going to do this now. Thanks!
@torpid29066 жыл бұрын
Time to pay a visit to nazeem
@persona34446 жыл бұрын
If you want to kill an essential character you can use the wabberjack on them, turn them into anything and boom. Just a tip ;)
@porchugawhale99386 жыл бұрын
thought wabbajack didn't work on some characters, like daedric lords
@persona34446 жыл бұрын
Matthew Weyer Doesn't it? I haven't tried it on too many characters so that's something I've learnt today!
@bellystraw7 жыл бұрын
All of Balgruff's children
@doctordirt44816 жыл бұрын
Bellystraw XD
@Cov1ngtonsGhOst6 жыл бұрын
No Balgruufs older son is pretty cool. But yeah his daughter and satanist 8 year old are right young pricks.
@julidercoolehund15366 жыл бұрын
Bellystraw no just the Long Haie Guy the others are cool
@thelastfeelbender6 жыл бұрын
Bellystraw Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
@YourMom-wo8hu6 жыл бұрын
One boy is cool the other boy is well... and the girl is spoiled
@user-dv2hj7ss4f7 жыл бұрын
Where is Braith???
@sev3437 жыл бұрын
Bearded Bread lol XD
@cracmar037 жыл бұрын
Good question ! Rollf should own number 1, Nazeem should be number 2, but Braith needs spot number 3 at least. Braith NEEDS to be on this list ! I hate this little bitch.
@desshiwaza40657 жыл бұрын
Please. She’s just a thirsty tomboy that wants the D
@thisisnotaaliyah7 жыл бұрын
She also is mean to Battle-Born because she has a crush on him lol
@juniperslowed7 жыл бұрын
braith is a fucking piece of shit.. if skyrim was real I would of fucking punched her
@charliechar27176 жыл бұрын
Where was Ancano, my dude?
@baronofbahlingen96625 жыл бұрын
Iwhampha All Thalmor are assholes
@creativename72305 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Ondolamar
@quickrundown38593 жыл бұрын
@@creativename7230 Ondolemar's not so bad. I actually got him to like me enough to leave his inheritance to me after he took a swan dive off the steps of Understone Keep.
@korvusgaming49273 жыл бұрын
@@quickrundown3859 He's still a prick to everyone else.
@sirduncebag61902 жыл бұрын
A power-hungry jackass isn't the worst of them, believe it or not
@kagenotatsumaki6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but did you actually just call Nocturnal "Nirmina" ???
@reddshaadow14215 жыл бұрын
KagenNoTsuki I was looking for this comment
@thearchmagiste5 жыл бұрын
Nirmina is Nocturnal confirmed
@creativename72305 жыл бұрын
@@thearchmagiste Nirmina is the dadric prine of cannibalism but nocturnal is the lady of shadows.
@thearchmagiste5 жыл бұрын
@@creativename7230 Yeah I know, it was a joke
@creativename72305 жыл бұрын
@@thearchmagisteDamn it
@revan41306 жыл бұрын
*Reads title while scrolling through home page* “Man I hope Nazeem is on this lis.... *looks at thumbnail* 😎
@CondemnedInformer4 жыл бұрын
Rolff must have had a REAL problem with the Ebonheart Pact.
Yes Nocturnal! Even the game comments on how rude she is to you!
@215Fenix6 жыл бұрын
How about NoVa, I definitely ship that.
@bluereptileproductions6 жыл бұрын
The Third Nightingale no... no... ALSO WHY DOES THIS COMMENT SECTION FORGET ABOUT NAMIRA
@j.marston6 жыл бұрын
BlueReptile Productions I was thinking the same thing.
@danieltaylor49125 жыл бұрын
A few of my nominees: Ancano, the Arch-Mage's Thalmor advisor Savos Aren, the guildmaster - if you haven't finished the quest line, do it and pay attention to the lore you get while in Labyrinthian Uthgerd the Unbroken All randomly encountered nords - seriously all they want to do is punch you in the face for no reason Morokei - for a dragon priest he's remarkably talkative - and patronizing Siddgeir - Why is the Jarl of Falkreath so annoying? He treats you like his personal servant to get him a bottle of Black-Briar Mead before he'll even think of asking you to do anything, then has you sort out problems that arose from his own corruption, and basically turns you into his personal enforcer of his shady deals with bandits.
@lumbajak87395 жыл бұрын
- makes Skyrim video - uses Oblivion soundtrack -__-
@tekdaystar3456 жыл бұрын
You know the Nords, Argonians, and Dark Elves have been off an on at war. They have never gotten along, and many people don't know this.
@unlacedmalkavian6 жыл бұрын
... NAERMINA?! You, sir, know how to piss off a Nightingale.
@WhoTookMyMirr3 жыл бұрын
Imagine mistaking Nocturnal for Nirmina.
@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate6 жыл бұрын
4:43 He's a ghost now xD
@enderbeasttyler46946 жыл бұрын
And he humiliates wood elves because I'm a wood elf and he does that to me
@datemasamune29046 жыл бұрын
Nazeem's just mad because we won't rip his clothes off and ravage the area. XD
@Sloppy_Stomachs7 жыл бұрын
maven black-briar and those high-elf women in solitude
@emperorconstantinexipalaio41216 жыл бұрын
Stars.seeker6 Not really. I enjoy slashing trolls to death with my Nazeem.
@Mrnumber6 жыл бұрын
Funny story for anyone who hates nazeem, so everyone. A few years back when dawnguard was new dlc I learned the soul tear shout. Now when learned this shout I didn't explicitly know what this shout did. So what's the best way to find out what a shout does? Test it of course! So initially the plan was to just use the shout randomly on someone and see what it did, I thought it would maybe do some damage or just cast soul trap or something to that extent. As anyone who has ever used this shout knows this is not what happened, nazeem was just walking by going on about the cloud district as he usually does when I decide that he's the guinea pig. Well boy was I surprised when he flew back as his soul was violently ripped from his body! After my initial shock about how awesome this shout was I had a pretty good laugh
@magnusholst28294 жыл бұрын
you forgot about the lady who runs the radient rainment
@stampfertnilpfert44856 жыл бұрын
”Attempted to try”
@adscomics5 жыл бұрын
Um, Maven Black Briar? She's rude to you and she also straight up frames a rival meadery by having you poison their mead.
@AhegaoMachine6666 жыл бұрын
It was Nocturnal, not Vaermina
@torpedoaxe88255 жыл бұрын
What about that kid that runs around whiterun saying “boys girls elders, there’s nobody I won’t fight” then you slap here in the face and, gET AwaY fRom MeE and also Bully’s her brother by making him do the chores
@davidwomack31315 жыл бұрын
5:37 oof in subtitles
@vid39646 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna make nazeem my contract
@Jules-dy9bx6 жыл бұрын
This makes me soooo mad😠
@levibitner91856 жыл бұрын
Lmao I always rob nazeems farm when I walk past it
@beeginey51466 жыл бұрын
My favorite is Alvor the Blacksmith of Riverwood.
@TravisRenegade6 жыл бұрын
yesterday a weird khajiit named nyleb anrib with the voice of aela the huntress there is no sign of her online but after i helped mjoll kill aerin save her from the poison and saved sapphire and ingun i married her
@kyle29313 жыл бұрын
I killed Nazeem last week because he got on my freaking nerves. Then I took all his belongings. Now his wife is mad at me, lol.
Thieves Guild storyline sucks anyway... Karliah does so much to 'frame' the guild when there was an easy solution to get the guild to understand Mercer's crimes, spends 25 years to make ONE poison arrow when it would've shown more that she was a thief by stealing said arrow hence why she only had one, and the guild's stupidity for not even realizing Mercer has been stealing from under their noses when their vault requires two people to open it.
@bubbanater076 жыл бұрын
You're all forgetting about...Sven haha
@wrench60166 жыл бұрын
Idolaf:**sees guy who defeated alduin killed miraak harkon and all dragon priests 120 dragon souls absorbed wearing daedric armor from oblivion with follower wearing dragonplate from his past 120 dragons says he is on gray mane side** I should bash your face in after all you done **Dies one hit**
@holicseasky6 жыл бұрын
“You are not as dumb as you look.”
@briarwilson87926 жыл бұрын
I still feel Lydia should have made the list...
@baseersultani76586 жыл бұрын
MATE IN MY OPINION ONMOND IS THE MOST BIGGEST JERK I SWEAR I GAVE HIM 2000 DAEDRA ARROWS AND THEN HE STOPPED BEING MY PARTNER!
@AbdulRahman-vs3yv6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the imperial captian at helgen!!!
@marsnagi57346 жыл бұрын
write your best way to kill nazeem me ? i am gonna go with the classic by silent casting fury to nazeem and let the townsfolk do the dirty job.
@AestheticChanelxoxo6 жыл бұрын
Where was grelod? She literally traps kids in a dungeon and starves them??? If u fear her one of the bums in riften (i forgot her name) will attack her, so I think that bums kid died in grelods care and she wants revenge
@TravisRenegade6 жыл бұрын
maven black-briars gotta be in here you should do a nice people in skyrimand have mjoll in it
@BlakeMaxwellHart5 жыл бұрын
8:26 Now that’s REALLY funny!
@doppy86825 жыл бұрын
I really wish you could befriend Nazeem! *SO YOU CAN OFFER HIS BLOOD TO THE EBONY BLADE AND FEED ON HIS FEELING OF BETRAYAL*
@olivias.95215 жыл бұрын
yeah. makes sense
@randomperson56555 жыл бұрын
sacrifice him for boethiah's calling
@Xavier-cv2vw4 жыл бұрын
@@randomperson5655 y e s
@FBI-rn6xz4 жыл бұрын
Red Dragon Does Stuff soul trap him and use put his soul in a pair of boots then yet them in the ocean
@MeleenGames4 жыл бұрын
I hope a mod exists for this
@penguin77975 жыл бұрын
An example of rudeness: Dragonborn: (Kills Alduin, saves all of tamriel) Imperial Soliders: Citizen
@familiastickman66255 жыл бұрын
Guard Dialogue Overhaul: hold my beer
@scarywolf23915 жыл бұрын
Or Thalmar: "Citizen"
@generalkenobi85914 жыл бұрын
So you, what, fetch the mead?
@last75094 жыл бұрын
6:04 good old uncle sanguine
@fatcunt94832 жыл бұрын
Skyrim am I right?
@falkreathguard67645 жыл бұрын
You are simply jealous of my achievements.
@paladinmaguireofbos33473 жыл бұрын
Oh god! no god please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@nazeem75902 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don’t.
@JD_the_fox2 жыл бұрын
@@nazeem7590 As the thane of whiterun i will ask you just once to stop with this the cloud district stuff or I will call odahvin to grab you and take you to the clouds and then drop you
@birisuandrei1551 Жыл бұрын
You better wear knee protection.... *Draws Dragonbone bow*
@whatwhatyep Жыл бұрын
@@nazeem7590 I'm getting very close to murdering him and the jarl of whiteruns kids. I'm a lone wolf and I only affiliate with people who I mutually benifit from. I'm only a few hundred hours in and their cheek is driving me crazy. I only go in there to rinse the wizard and rest of the merchants.
@alpyr39065 жыл бұрын
I killed Nazeem in his sleep. Nobody seemed to care.
@olivias.95215 жыл бұрын
Figures.
@FinallyDenial4 жыл бұрын
@@olivias.9521 you elders always so boring
@marystone8604 жыл бұрын
During one of my playthroughs, he got ripped apart by vampires! Funny as HELL!!!
@zootopiaondvd80814 жыл бұрын
bruh i killed him and his wife sent mercenaries after me
@Rottenberg6664 жыл бұрын
i chokeslammed him to death in the market and nobody cared either. Mods are great.
@Outcrow7 жыл бұрын
"Good to see you again friend. Get out of my face." Top 10 anime frenemy
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+Jay K. Haha
@lavendermoonart70366 жыл бұрын
Jay K. Top 10 Anime Betrayals
@coffeepoweredkatie62906 жыл бұрын
This is literally how I am with my friends though, whoops lol
@olivias.95215 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
@MikeO79777 жыл бұрын
I honestly hoped for Maven to be listed here, she's the worst of the worst.
@raimethefumeknight20627 жыл бұрын
MikeO7977 If you do the Thalmor embassy infiltration mission, you'll get a discussion between Maven Blackbriar and The Jarl of Morthal discussing about the mistreatment of the dark eleves in Windhelm and how she's disgusted by it.
@thomasjenkins75067 жыл бұрын
she's a very shady business woman, but i would not put her as one of the top 5 jerks. if you stay out of her way, you'll have no problems with her. most the people on this list go out of their way to ruin you and others.
@sam-23417 жыл бұрын
MikeO7977 there's a mod to kill her... ;)
@somerandomguy68157 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jenkins Glad i get to beat the shit out of her by using a Mod called Open Civil War which restores all battles for each holds, And then later Kill her with Console commands.
@Felahliir7 жыл бұрын
She always ALWAYS insults you please, she's like the most evil creature in all of Aurbis. Even Molag Bal is terrified of her.
@kyrieeleison95995 жыл бұрын
I have 6 houses I'm a thane of two major towns And I have three loyal fighters Fighting beside me Nazeem has 2 cabbages
@goergebobicles13514 жыл бұрын
But do you get to the cloud district often?
@JohnCena-zm2mt4 жыл бұрын
Goerge Bobicles I died when I read that 😭💀😂😂🤣🤣
@bunnitomoe38663 жыл бұрын
@PaperbackPQ you can't unless you get mod
@chieckenman44323 жыл бұрын
@PaperbackPQ You can if you have 1 humanoid follower and the other one is a pet (dog, armored troll, riekling, dwarven robot) and also a 3rd one if the follower is part of a certain quest (you can also exploit some bugs)
@jasonbrody15403 жыл бұрын
That's all you've got? I am thane of 9 holds I have 9 houses I am the Harbinger of the Companions, the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, the Master of the Thieves Guild, member of House Telvanni, a Stormblade of the Stormcloak Army I have one immortal follower, who can destroy all of my enemies I've killed Alduin I've put an end to Miraak and his cult I've destroyed Harkon and his clan. Of course I just teasing you, I hate this Nazeem-jerk too.
@billcipherfan35747 жыл бұрын
A dragon went to whiterun and it killed nazeem, now I thank that dragon.
@genericidiot25005 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful dragon
@astuteanansi49356 жыл бұрын
"the purpose of the Blades is to serve the Dragonborn" *proceed to constantly order the Dragonborn around*
@christophersantos48253 жыл бұрын
And then disown him when he spares 1 dragon out of a hundred
@JaxontheOkay3 жыл бұрын
arngeir's got it spot on. "they may claim to serve the dragonborn but they don't and never have"
@sirduncebag61902 жыл бұрын
@@JaxontheOkay I think oblivion blades would actually be willing to genuinely serve me, the dragonborn, maybe ask favors, but not demand crap
@einfachilya69035 жыл бұрын
I got the Imperials and Stormcloaks to agree to a temporary truce, mediated by the Grey Beards, who hadn't interacted with skyrim directly in centuries. I even got the Blades and the Thalmor to hold off killing each other for a bit. I went and found an Elder Scroll and used it to see through time, to learn a Shout no one had heard in more than 3000 years. I used Whiterun's place to capture a dragon, which I then rode to a hidden Dragon CUlt Temple, and soon after, into a protal to Sovngarde. The place most people have to die before they can even hope to see it. While there, I defeated Alduin, who could've destroyed the entire world. The last time Alduin threatened people, the only way to win was to create a rift in time and force him into it. Alduin is nearly a god, and it wasnt easy, but I finally defeated him. After reluctantly leaving the strikingly beautiful Sovngarde, I took a trip back to Whiterun, to tell my good friend Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the man who helped me capture a dragon using his palace, that the threat is finally over. "Fancy robes. You a wizard or something?"
@Angus_n_stuff4 жыл бұрын
then this guy calls you citizen
@mr.beefyboidoody35393 жыл бұрын
"Do you get to the cloud district often?"
@tsunj85307 жыл бұрын
In my opinion: 5. Olfrid Battle-Born 4. Mercer Frey 3. Helgen Imperial Officer 2. Nazeem 1. Ancano
@aretordedllama52717 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
@xaviersomeone55967 жыл бұрын
MrKoolAidMan yeah I hate all thalmor and definitely that helgen bitch
@williamedward16667 жыл бұрын
Not sure about Ancano. I mean, sure he's evil, but he's also the only one in the Thalmor who seems to know what tact is. Maybe put Ondolemar there instead.
@OverproofMMA7 жыл бұрын
You mean Legate Rikke?
@loudpipessavelives47897 жыл бұрын
I just want to know how distantly Mercer Frey of Tamriel, and Walter Frey of Westeros are related?
@seebarino6 жыл бұрын
Here's my hit lis- I MEAN list of jerks. 1. Astrid 2. Thonar Silver-Blood 3. Rolff 4. Nazeem 5. *Thalmor name here*
@TheCantinaChannel6 жыл бұрын
+RedKoolaid Gaming haha, I'll agree with that.
@allout.6 жыл бұрын
Astrid the intruder been >:(((((((
@palemourningrose24636 жыл бұрын
How dare you insult the Leader of the Dark Brotherhood
@tgranger35045 жыл бұрын
How dare you insult the thalmor
@hkazu635 жыл бұрын
Astrid is cool and one of the few genuinely interestingly written characters in the game.
Nice but I would say that bandit who betrays you is the biggest Jerk Telrav's Request
@dragonslayerornstein23612 жыл бұрын
Delphin actually
@riliame5 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: *standing with a dragon skeleton behind them after eating its soul* Random Nord: "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!"
@Cody-nu8cv8 ай бұрын
The only milk I drink is from YOUR mother hahahahaha bandit: what you son of a..... me: chops head off. There much better now.
@Cody-nu8cv13 күн бұрын
Least I have a mother to go home to. YOURS. HAHAHAHA rolls on floor laughing
@ogalo16535 жыл бұрын
Here's mine: 1. Thalmor 2. Aldmeri Dominion 3. The Altmer Government 4. The Valenwood-Summerset Empire 5. That government from the High Elves
@woolnein9175 жыл бұрын
Christian Templar smart joke
@DaedaliusRE5 жыл бұрын
This guy get's it
@witchy_sith15714 жыл бұрын
kimmo no wonder he’s a snarky little bastard!
@heresthadude10804 жыл бұрын
*Valenwood-Elsweyr-Summerset Empire Don't forget about the Khajiit
@foredaze95114 жыл бұрын
This guy gets It, FUCK ELVES
@dimitriospanagopoulos78827 жыл бұрын
To be honest most inhabitants of skyrim deserve death for disrespecting the dovahkiin
@DanielFlores-fo1ee5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah they do
@weareunited96435 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah they do.
@LordHoward5 жыл бұрын
the ones who do. many dont
@broccolinyu9115 жыл бұрын
tell me about it, even the bandits talk like you aren't shit even when you're slaughtering them. this is why I went on a campaign to kill everyone
@Fr0staX3 жыл бұрын
I swear...Especially the kids. I know it's only possible in mods, but if they were killable in the vanilla game I'd kill EVERY CHILD...Except Lars Battle-Born. He's a good boi.
@tefras147 жыл бұрын
Delphine patronized the player at every opportunity
@MertOguz6 жыл бұрын
Actually, on my first playthrough of skyrim, I wanted to marry that woman. Such a rare dominant and strong female character. Or maybe I am a mazochist
@coffeepoweredkatie62906 жыл бұрын
If you think strong females are rare you need strong glasses.
@spartanq77816 жыл бұрын
Everyone in this game does that but the Dragon Born is dumb. So you never can say f off or even realize it.
@curranmckenzie95745 жыл бұрын
“Muh kill the only nice dragon in Skyrim or we won’t be friends with you anymore”
@spartanq77815 жыл бұрын
@@curranmckenzie9574 It doesn't even make any sense. The Blades are primarily spys. They support the dragon born. Skyrim says fuck that. Instead opting to make the dragon born i.e. the player their bitch. That craps on the lore and in gameplay it sucks. So Bethesda's excuse of creating the story around the gameplay doesn't work to justify that.
@seluskooma7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I only play Skyrim to kill Nazeem in the most creative ways
@aretordedllama52717 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
@NYBoi-yi8up7 жыл бұрын
Parth I hear that and my blood boils
@Badabum6636 жыл бұрын
Parth I'll have you know that there's no Pussssiieeeeee
@SuperSoundtracks6 жыл бұрын
I think we've all been there. I harvested him into a black soul gem and put it in a boiling pot in my house.
@gruffkibbles89956 жыл бұрын
He one tried to kill me with a steel dagger... I was in full Dragon bone
@jacobstewart6285 жыл бұрын
Here is my list 5: the whole of markarth 4: nazeem 3: nazeem 2: nazeem 1: maven black briar
@ramennoodleman15676 жыл бұрын
I sent Nazeem to the “cloud” district
@noobteam7593 жыл бұрын
Aka dead XD
@warrioroflight68727 жыл бұрын
It must have been one HECK of a chore to choose ONLY FIVE of Skyrim's biggest scumbags. I must salute you Cantina!
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+WarriorofLight I can attest that it was not an easy task deciding who should make it.
@aretordedllama52717 жыл бұрын
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
@CrazyGuyoftheWest6 жыл бұрын
But Blueberry IceCream Man, the Imperial General doesn't even know who you are and how you got in that wagon at the start of the game and she sends you to chopping block for her own amusement!
@twalt_7 жыл бұрын
Best underrated channel
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+DrivableMouse thanks man!
@GigaPhoenix90017 жыл бұрын
Ya just found ya with this and 5 things Oblivion did better then Skyrim. But I gotta say, no Maven Black-Briar for the thieves guild jerk?, oh nevermind somebody already put that up in the comments here...
@jimmywalker73817 жыл бұрын
The Cantina "Dragons have nothing to do with Talos" he was dragonborn...
@conecarina25667 жыл бұрын
First off Tiber Septim was the dragonborn in life but became a god Talos after death and the dragonborn is a fragment of Akatosh who is the father of all dragons which means he is the one affiliated with dragons not Talos. Second off did anyone notice he said Neirmina instead of Nocturnal
@stupid25747 жыл бұрын
Yes, completely agree. I was surprised with the number of subs this guy had because hes great!
@rattlezing79876 жыл бұрын
I use to get to the cloud district very often but one day when I was lollygagging, someone stole my sweet roll and then I took an arrow to the knee.
@redwitch123 жыл бұрын
quad combo!
@mr.beefyboidoody35393 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you used to be an adventure like me
@whensomethingcriesagain5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the phrase "Honor Among Thieves" actually comes from Lawrence of Arabia, with the line "There is more honor among thieves than politicians"
@madmanoliver7 жыл бұрын
Where the hell is Maven Black Briar?
@sohailrehman84326 жыл бұрын
Oliver Nutkins-Middleton i know right
@onemoregodrejected93696 жыл бұрын
She pays good tho :^)
@maddythetopazdragoncathybr14266 жыл бұрын
@@onemoregodrejected9369 yea but still she is such a bitch
@ghostdream42746 жыл бұрын
this guy is with the Imperial, so he did with Skald the Elder instead
@hkazu635 жыл бұрын
She’s not a jerk. She’s beyond that. Maven is a realm of her own.
@Swagyolomlg4207 жыл бұрын
8:14 *Naermina*
@anemonetears7 жыл бұрын
*INDEED*
@MysticTaco97 жыл бұрын
He meant to say nocturnal, naermina's Quest is the one where you get that ring which allows you to become a cannibal.
@Swagyolomlg4207 жыл бұрын
He combined Nocturnal with Vaermina D: Naermina: the daedric prince of really lucky bad luck
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+PawFreak hahahahaha. I am such and idiot. That's what I get for writing the script at 11 at night and then not stopping to double checck it.
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+Swagyolololmlg420 haha yep. Probably should have stopped and thought about what I was doing.
@troydoesthings7 жыл бұрын
You forgot about BRAITH
@cbbjcb7 жыл бұрын
oh right but she only bullie's the little boy cause she has a crush on him
@riverandco67356 жыл бұрын
Christy Bennett true
@Eric-gv4di6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but her parents neglect her.
@Raygun2226 жыл бұрын
BoYs, DoGs, ElDeRs, ThErE's NoBoDy I wOn'T fIgHt!
@patrickweber87506 жыл бұрын
Troy Gaming8 Nelskir
@mrcoolguyy65835 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about Mercer: He will tell you to be silent and not touch the bones, but he will constantly draw attention during the mission. Breh.
@Rexog904 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is probably trying to get you killed
@paladinmaguireofbos33473 жыл бұрын
Although I ain't gonna lie, he does have quite a bit of skill when it comes to sword fighting. He also knows a lot about opening doors for some reason.
@DoTheDishesOrElse..2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I guess It's just the IA in this game is hella stupid, I don't it's intentional
@Trainskitsetc2 жыл бұрын
Always make a point to do theives guild first, before any main story quest, just so you can kill him and play your game safe in the knowledge you need to interact with him ever again in the play through after that. Straight from escaping the dragon attack to Riften, don't stop for anything.
@RoanNebunescu6 жыл бұрын
I always kill nazeem after becoming thane and using the "unhand me at once" option to get away with it. xD
@vikerdium6 жыл бұрын
Where is Delphine?
@emperorconstantinexipalaio41216 жыл бұрын
Vikerndalf At the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood.
@emperorconstantinexipalaio41215 жыл бұрын
cold glass of coke zero No, I think you’re mistaken. She’s actually in the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood. I’ve never heard of that location. Is it in one of the DLC’s?
@robertiacob26155 жыл бұрын
@cold glass of coke zero r/woooosh
@robertiacob26155 жыл бұрын
@@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 You're right
@doctorkwack101fan4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@laurelmcfarland73167 жыл бұрын
WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE WHO SCREAMS ABOUT TALOS DAY AND NIGHT?! I mean I'm all talos and stuff, his blessings are pretty cool, but I can hear him from the bridge of dragonsreach. Idk I just really hate that guy.
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+Laurel McFarland he is definitely annoying but he isn't a jerk. I personally always kill him though because there's no way I am listening to him ever time i go to whiterun.
@blackice80437 жыл бұрын
I had been gone from whiterun for a long time in my profile. When I came back, I found out he was dead.
@cruz83437 жыл бұрын
Laurel McFarland Aahhahahahaha i killed that guy when i became a werewolf in whiterun the first time....well actually i killed him, and nazeem
@laurelmcfarland73167 жыл бұрын
True point.
@kalebpratt49557 жыл бұрын
Laurel McFarland he's not really a jerk he's just annoying
@aidankeogh99947 жыл бұрын
When I first played Skyrim, I honestly didn't see Mercer's betrayal coming. Given his supposed sad past about how much he respected Gallus, I had thought that him being a dick was merely the result of trying his damnedest to hold the Guild together for his old friend and that he was actually a truly troubled man. I had expected to get to know Mercer throughout the questline, and perhaps get him to become a better leader for the guild, help him get his groove back, move on and truly honor Gallus' memory. I was ready for a touching story of redemption. I was looking forward to helping bring this poor man back from the brink. *Then he stabbed me.*
@414Jay7 жыл бұрын
Same I was so confused as to why he would even betray me
@aidankeogh99947 жыл бұрын
"I'll be sure to give Brynjolf your regards." "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE FRIENDS, IT WAS GOING TO BE SUPER TOUCHING AND EVERYTHING"
@onepunchanime70507 жыл бұрын
dude spoiler alert tleast
@monkeysackskin6 жыл бұрын
Which is why you pick pocket his weapons so he goes into snowveil sanctum unarmed or just give him a wooden sword and watch the dragur pummel the bejesus out of him
@thedarkdojo5115 Жыл бұрын
@@onepunchanime7050 Dude the game is how old at this point?
@daveyturu7 жыл бұрын
Maven Black-Briar?
@theletterz14566 жыл бұрын
FaZe Booce hey booceter you just bunging the booce
@cadesdays5156 жыл бұрын
100th like
@UltimateSpinDash7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised not a single child is listed here. I mean, Nelkir has issues and does start treating you better after completing the Whispering Door, but almost every other child insults you the moment it sees you. "I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough." Kid, I'm wearing armor made from the remains of DRAGONS. So if you don't have anything nice to say, shut up.
@AstarionWifey7 жыл бұрын
UltimateSpinDash just kill their parents 😂😂😂
@Summer-nv7mr7 жыл бұрын
I know right!!!
@descynmena016 жыл бұрын
UltimateSpinDash, Nelkir is a jerk because he was corrupted by a deadra demon who lives in the Whispering Door in the basement of Dragon Reach. If you have not played the whispering door mission - you should ;)
@anarmedrat89666 жыл бұрын
Melly Pennie I would, buuuuut.......I kinda like my friends and family.
@jonnyOysters6 жыл бұрын
They only do that because they know they can't be killed.... Little bastards lol
@PraiseCheeses326 жыл бұрын
1.Imperial Officer at the the beginning (always follow the stormcloak so i can kill her) 2. The brother of the the owner of Falkreach's general goods. 3.Rolff 4.Maven Blackbriar
@richhartnell62333 жыл бұрын
Every stormcloak play through if ralof kills her first I will literally go back in saves to make sure I get the final blow
@DoTheDishesOrElse..2 жыл бұрын
Even as an Imperial I always side up with Ralof just because I can sell the imperial armors for a good price at the beginning lmao
@mortache6 жыл бұрын
Sacrificed Nazeem to Boethiah by using "make follower" spell from Amazing follower tweaks. Yes.
@Klavair897 жыл бұрын
Delphine? Think about it, she wants you to kil Mario i mean Paarthurnax and if you dont, she banishes you from the blades... you ended the civil war, you defeated the bringer of death and your the dragonborn, so without you, they never would have gotten in
@dovahsheep41657 жыл бұрын
dude paarthurnax is legit so nice like delphine is a jerk for having us kill the most amazing dragon ever
@thedragonborn22997 жыл бұрын
Klavair89 there is a mod that gives the Option to let paaruntax vor however hes called to live and the Blades dont kick you out oft there Club sry for Bad english im german
@Klavair897 жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn das ist gut english, ich sprekens duetch nicht so gut
@thedragonborn22997 жыл бұрын
Klavair89 thanks your german is mit good enought for someone who wants to live here but i undersand what you want to say keep learning
@Klavair897 жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn i just know the basics like gutten tag (bad spelling) wie gaights (lol i cant spell the words)
@ajifajarpamungkas67947 жыл бұрын
the biggest jerk is those who send an assassin after me. why so many people want to kill me, i am just a poor argonian thief.
@TheRealFobican7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they just want to give you a loot after some skill improving through fighting.
@ajifajarpamungkas67947 жыл бұрын
+Aniken Skywalker so how do i explain it to the night mother, like "i dont know mom, well.....umm, shit happen" LOL
@shadowstrider50337 жыл бұрын
A'J Leave that to Cicero. He knows all the tenents of dark brotherhood. He can explain that shit.
@iEnderJaysonTDA6 жыл бұрын
Number one: Alduin Alduin one day decided to destroy the world and bring back dragons. Not cool, man.
@ziedyee6 жыл бұрын
But without him, you would have died, not only did he barge in right before you were about to be executed, he gave you the time of your life. Thanks to him bringing back dragons, another dragonborn was needed and you happened to be said person. Everyone (at least should) hear the name "dragonborn" and shiver in fear over the power the title brings. You would just be a regular person (if you managed to survive helgen through other ways) maybe even a wanted criminal
@anarmedrat89666 жыл бұрын
Zied Yee You'd still be dragonborn without Alduin, you just wouldn't know it.
@efrenjimenez40776 жыл бұрын
@alvi syahri they did way back but not anymore
@efrenjimenez40776 жыл бұрын
@alvi syahri not anymore
@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.38306 жыл бұрын
Legit saved your life at the beginning. Also not cool? Thanks to him you have dragons you can murder to unlock shouts.
@chaos97316 жыл бұрын
*Do YoU gEt tO ThE cLoUd DiStrAcT VeRy oFtEn? WhAt aM i SaYiNg, Of cOuRsE YoU dOnT.*
@Dragonspeak307 жыл бұрын
i've played so much fallout 4... that I can't hear mercer's voice without visualizing Nick. Good thing Nick is the exact opposite of Mercer-
@LordYzzYforeveR6 жыл бұрын
What about Grelod the kind
@shekelboob4 жыл бұрын
Jakob ten Weges she’s killed so its fine
@last75094 жыл бұрын
Murdering an old lady for being an a hole is actually pretty insane. Which is why the mission is called Innocence lost. YOUR innocence.
@shekelboob4 жыл бұрын
Fortune Maker she wasn’t “just an asshole”, she actively abused children
@Bauglir1004 жыл бұрын
@@last7509 I'm pretty sure the innocence refers to the little boy that _hired_ a random adventurer to murder that old lady for being an a-hole.
@last75094 жыл бұрын
@@Bauglir100 of course you do. that is the intention. the slow witted never see the double meaning.
@isopropyltoxicity6 жыл бұрын
I don't like the empire or the stormcloaks can anybody relate?
@TheCantinaChannel6 жыл бұрын
+Kameron Waddell I can relate. They are both dumb.
@ziedyee6 жыл бұрын
I seriously wish there was a third option (the harder one but inevitably the better one) by not siding with either side and TAKING SKYRIM FOR YOURSELF HELL YEAH EVERYONE KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME OR GET FUS RO DAHD INTO THE NEXT BUGGED BETHESDA GAME
@charlesf62476 жыл бұрын
Watch his videos on those to help you understand the sides
@striker06 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way. I kill people on both sides.
@wackadack96016 жыл бұрын
Same
@danialgerman59605 жыл бұрын
:Rolf *dies* Argonian suddenly sits on his dead body
@Nekrochomikon83 жыл бұрын
Who is this Argonian anyway? I've never seen her in Windhelm
@MikeO79777 жыл бұрын
4:42 The so called "Lifts-Her-Tail" ;) 8:15 Its Nocturnal friend.
@TheCantinaChannel7 жыл бұрын
+MikeO7977 haha ya I that's what I get for not double checking before I write something down.
@GoldenLombaxGirl7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one finding humour that after he killed Stone-Fist an Argonian sits on his body?
"The epitomy of delusional self-importance" Has this guy seriously never heard of Ulfric Stormcloak?
@erenYeager4eva3 жыл бұрын
Sir, Ulfric is not delusional. Even if we find documents stating he might be Thalmor puppet potentially. And even if he don't care for other than Nords. He's not a liar at heart. He does what he believes is right and people follow him. This is shown as he earns his place at Soverngarde
@lenkagamine41453 жыл бұрын
he succesfully throws all of skyrim into a civil war and gathers about half of skyrim to his support.... for better or for worse, he is absolutely important. Nothing delusional about it.
@warrioroflight68722 жыл бұрын
@@erenYeager4eva Yes, that's all true, but still, for him, there are only two kinds of people in the world: Nords, and the folk beneath them.
@victorbowman42476 жыл бұрын
Nazeem fell from the top of the stairs by dragons reach, right after someone said fus ro da. Very suspicious.
@malohasfallen5 жыл бұрын
2:43 “despite dragons having nothing to do with Talos” Well the amulet of kings contained the blood of the gods, a gift from Akatosh himself which happens to be a dragon (one of the avatars of Akatosh)
@iversacington26417 жыл бұрын
Just started the video. This is already inaccurate, Nazeem isn't #1.
@thebassics24786 жыл бұрын
Top 10 badasses in Skyrim: 1. Jarl Balgruuf 2. Jarl Balgruuf 3. Jarl Balgruuf 4. Jarl Balgruuf 5. Jarl Balgruuf 6. Jarl Balgruuf 7. Jarl Balgruuf 8. Jarl Balgruuf 9. Jarl Balgruuf 10. Jarl Balgruuf (I know the spelling of his name is probably wrong but I couldn't care less.)
@emperorconstantinexipalaio41216 жыл бұрын
The Bassics I think you forgot Jarl Balgruuf dude!
@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.38306 жыл бұрын
How is he a badass?
@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.38305 жыл бұрын
@Bachin Bigney How is he? Has done nothing special or impressive compared to many other characters. Only the battle of whiterun at which he didn't even fight himself but only gave a speech. And rest of the time he lazily sits on his throne speaking how busy he is.
@enterprisedavidcain5 жыл бұрын
He's ballin'
@Bsgrundle5 жыл бұрын
Jarl Ballin
@BawlBag7 жыл бұрын
Personally I find Farengar to be the biggest jerk. The guy manages to be utterly condescending with every word. Disgraceful.
@carnalsins54867 жыл бұрын
hes amazing!
@mhss19926 жыл бұрын
I think he's only condescending at first, but gets better.
@VEKTOR_5 жыл бұрын
Yup! He was going to step on his own shock rune!!
@edwardhelms6 жыл бұрын
This video illustrates one of the biggest problem with skyrim. There's an amazing amount of little details hidden in the game. But they're never presented in an interesting way, they never come to matter, and they're generally ignored in terms of game development
@darthchris197 жыл бұрын
Never trust a Frey!!
@feather87287 жыл бұрын
What about the fucking captain in helgen that sent us to the chopping block?
@loganjohnson56567 жыл бұрын
She's the reason that TES players who start with Skyrim get a bad impression of the Imperials.
@kattsgamingkorner24177 жыл бұрын
Logan Johnson Yea one of my first full playthroughs Id sided with the stormcloaks because the imperials seemed like dicks and they also had the thalmor with them. By the end of it i was convinced that the imperials werent all that bad as they were made out to be because they were trying to keep the thalmor out of skyrim too. I havent really sided with the stormcloaks after that. But most of my games, i dont usually join a side anyways. Those two little misc objectives just sit there cuz i dont wanna deal with it lol
@loganjohnson56567 жыл бұрын
MissKris I was basically the same way when I chose a side within the civil war. I was new to The Elder Scrolls, and was under the impression that the Imperials just banned Talos worship. What I didn't know is that they're basically being forced to do this by the Thalmor at blade point. Then I thought that the Imperials were right. But when I heard about Ulfric wanting to fight for Skyrim's freedom, I just decided that it's a conflict that I should remain neutral to. I'll just join the Dawnguard and fight to end Lord Harkon, along with his unholy prophecy.