The Biggest Mystery of Dead Island

WHERE THE HELL DID HE PUT THAT? INVESTIGATORS ARE STILL PIECING TOGETHER THE CLUES IN ORDER TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY.
IN OTHER NEWS, JAVIERS FAMILY STILL GRIEVES AT HOME, HIS TWO DAUGHTER THINGS PLEADING FOR THEIR FATHER. BUT POLICE REALIZE THAT JAVIER WON'T BE COMING HOME UNTIL HE FINDS WHERE HE PUT THAT.
IN MORE OTHER NEWS, SCIENTIST WHO DISCOVERED THE NEW ELEMENT "THAT" WAS FOUND TO NOT IN FACT HAVE CREATED "THAT", BUT INSTEAD, FOUND IT LYING AROUND.
MORE TO COME AFTER THE BREAK.