The Binaural Psychiatrist: Everything is Ending [ASMR Roleplay]

Life is a romp through the chocolate factory, its charms so distracting one can sometimes forget the culling of companions occurring right before our eyes. And, ultimately, unlike the titular Charlie, we ourselves are not spared.
Presented by Doctor Erol Falstaff, PhD.
Featuring pessimism, a skull, 4K, and the Everlasting Jiffypopper(tm).
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[@catharinaeisenhuber267]

and please...never again call your Videos a waste of time. they arent. believe me, please. they are very much appreciated.

[@julian0man174]

Wow man. I asked for some relaxing sounds, not an existential crisis causing, mind blowing, world creation theory. This is pretty insane

[@Karina-wg4mw]

Who in the hell actually disliked this? He’s so talented, he deserves so much more attention for his work!

[@ASMRWhisperTime]

Agreed.

[@RezilienceASMR]

Help I’m being held against my will in a sack of meat.

[@SpaceMango]

I could call the cops but I'm too tired zzzz

[@michelsand5399]

Simplicity ASMR somebody bring a bonesaw, an iron cast cauldron and two dozen burning coals! Also hot water, lots of hot water.

[@b.3432]

0:20 My god he's the ASMRtist with the most LETHAL stare

[@DanielLightspeedMcNair]

“A fool and his money are soon oh screw it” is the best example of comedic pessimism and self-conflict in this entire video

[@PhoenicianSailor]

yay someone saw it

[@DanielLightspeedMcNair]

Phoenician Sailor I’m surprised nobody else did

[@PooPoo-lz2ug]

**reads description** 'Features pessimism' Me: 'I LOVE IT' 👍

[@MrTattooASMR]

Everything will end eventually. I loved this man.

[@Psycat123]

This was excellent. Pessimism goes so great with my morning coffee. Keep up the amazing work, Doctor.

[@Lettersforhartigan]

I like how this second one isn't even posing as a role play anymore. It's just pessimism from square one.

[@marinakesawa7470]

Tossing out a message in a bottle, tied to a line, hoping you will feel a deliberate pull from the other end: a small reprieve whispering that you are not alone.

[@dahliasdarkside1695]

The everlasting Jiffy Popper gave me a lot of tingles! 💖 my memories of Jiffy Pop are from the opening of Scream

[@1blackone]

Snowpiercer Prequel/Willy Wonka Sequel ASMR?! you're one crazy fox!

[@sweetpeaon3]

I rewatched that video a couple days ago! So glad I wasn't the only one thinking of this 😂

[@interrobang5000]

I. F’ing. Love. You. One reason why I f’ing love you is because your videos always make me think and learn. For instance, I just looked up the definition of the mathematical term “multiplicity” because of this video. I could explain why, but it’s math and math is boring but I love it anyway. Odd, yes, but so what. I’ve known since I was first aware of anything that I’m odd on a lot of different levels, that I'm circumscribed by contradiction where consistency is preferred and variety where uniformity is privileged; and, as such, one of the things that makes me most optimistic is pessimism. I don’t know where that originates, or why that’s so. Probably something to do with my parents being patient and wonderful. Regardless, I do know that after living a few years and losing a lot more than most, I am certain that nothing ever ends because everything is always ending. There is no attainment because everything is becoming. There is no annihilation, also, because everything is becoming. Disillusion with becoming is fear. Enjoyment with becoming is hope. If I may indulge in Yoda-ese for a moment: neither matters not for there is no becoming, nothing is predetermined because there is no pre- and there is no post-. All is present and all is saved and all is doomed all at once forever. Coincidentally (if such things as coincidences even exist), I was talking with my 70 year old mom yesterday about one of my favorite KZbin videos: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXOYZ4idmtSFmrc here. Like almost every other person with whom I’ve ever shared the science and thought that underly this video, Mom thought it was sad. What is more final-devastatingly final-than the heat death of the universe, eternal loneliness in the eternal darkness and absolute zero cold of space, after all? Yet, for me, I see it as incredibly beautiful as it describes to me an intrinsic and eternal depth within depth, universes within universes, existence within existence, time within time. Warmth lies deep at the core of coldness, and coldness lies deep within warmth, and ends and beginnings are this way, too. It’s possible-maybe even probable-that our universe is a particle in another place that I will never know, never even imagine. I f’ing love that. tldr: Yes, tiramisu is good, Jeff. FFS, dude, enjoy it.

[@jeanne5275]

"There is no annhilation... because everything is becoming". That's beautiful.

[@GoldenMushroom64]

Get help

[@NightWhispererASMR]

You will be Hollywood famous one day my guy!

[@arminvanbuuren883]

Honestly, he does have that "famous actor" aura.

[@logandilodin2418]

Dude, the timing of this video. I'm ending university, friends are leaving for a long time, I'm starting a job. So many things are changing. I'm so happy with this video!

[@benjaminduperreault4447]

Well, I WAS going to propose to my girlfriend tomorrow but this is a downer, thanks Phoenician

[@GoldenMushroom64]

Benjamin Duperreault she would reject you anyway

[@ContaiTheRapper]

@@GoldenMushroom64 rude.

[@jackharman4177]

@@GoldenMushroom64 get over yourself, idk what happened but Benji boy go for it

[@RollerOfEyes]

This couldn't have been better timed... i scheduled a therapy appointment this Wednesday and it came too late, it seems my life ended last Saturday. Lets just say my friends haven't been loyal, my mother's been antsy and physical, and i have a massive writers block... to top it all off I'm 16 with a buttload of mental issues and chemical termoil I'm sure anyone can relate too. I'm a coming of age story as well, as I'm working on getting my life started, thanks to your video.

[@ChilledAlmondJelly]

Truthfully this video has hit the nail on the head. Thank you for talking through your thoughts.

[@Merivio]

The ASMR nature of this makes me want to fall asleep. The intellectual nature of this makes me want to stay awake and listen. I am conflicted...

[@selenaseibt306]

Me tooooo!

[@jessegauss3746]

This is so good. I could see it as an introduction to a series on Netflix. Keep up the great work. I’d pay to watch this

[@blueroses93]

This video made me feel and think a lot of things, most of which are so intense and, admittedly, rather confusing to articulate properly, but it did certainly hit home and, in the end, felt reassuring... I don't know if anything I could try to say would do my thoughts justice or, conversely, end up missing the point of expression by coming out too verbose, presumptuous, and/or outright inappropriate (as I don't do this talking/commenting thing often haha), but the short version is that your videos have just come to mean so much to me personally far beyond ASMR, and I'm glad you share your thoughts, talent, and craft with the world. c: Also the joke at 43:12 freaking killed me.

[@nedsswmmingpool]

"The truth, of course, is somewhere in the middle", he said; unaware of the vast truth this statement holds and its applicability to nearly every frustration that our monkey brains generate for themselves.

[@RollerOfEyes]

Lmao he forgot visual triggers were a thing

[@largehenne5988]

Did nobody notice 43:10 ? genius!

[@AhmedAdel-fl3ss]

Yeah but i didnt understand it unfortunately

[@johnhouse3898]

Toto - Africa. Lol

[@largehenne5988]

@@AhmedAdel-fl3ss the way he says total sounds like toto

[@hannahh8696]

Interesting discussion around a topic that seems to be more popular now than it has been in a while. Also relaxing, tingly and quietly humorous, as always. Thank you.

[@LPDummies]

Please give an update video solely on the everlasting jiffy popper being finished or your “happy little accidents” from trying to make it perfect

[@PHart1291]

Love your directing style. Got quite a lot of Pioneer’s Lash vibes/nostalgia from this video, lovely stuff.

[@louise-ann2603]

Ahhhh, perfect timing - I’m in need of an early night, great to see you back! Next hour of my life is sorted 👍🏻

[@steinlica7352]

Thank you for intensifying my -tingles- existential crisis!

[@magician1337]

Also want to comment and say I really enjoyed this video, this is another favorite of mine from your channel. Closing my eyes and just listening, a lot of the asmr sensations connected me to a lot of triggers in my past

[@RealScarlett33]

@Phoenician Sailor Are you accepting new patients? This is awesome! I listened to it all night on loop.

[@LauraLanford]

Bless the Infinite Poppy accordion-like thing!

[@Somanyblessings]

Amazing video! Both the subject, and the ASMR we're perfect . Two thumbs up. 👍👍

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

That's not for popcorn. That's a Slinky in it's larval state.

[@RollerOfEyes]

Cursed knowledge

[@barbarab8596]

12:33 you wanted to coin, “Big ASMR”. You held back. They’ve got you murmuring scared.

[@partyklos]

Best asmr period

[@lmiartegtra9412]

Literally everyone in the comment section: nihilism. YAAAAY

[@Lettersforhartigan]

The last Binaural Psychiatrist video is my very favorite work from you, so excited to see this one!!

[@IronPiper]

I'm still waiting on my order of everlasting Jiffy poppers!! I ordered 20!! Take my money!!

[@fuzzyecheveriaharmsii]

A healthy dose of pessimism is exactly what we need as humanity. Get rid of the self-inflicted immaturity.

[@Nexessor]

In regard to your point made at 21:16 regarding determinism. My (very basic) understanding of quantum mechanics is that it is impossible to know the exact location as well as exact velocity of a subatomic particle (uncertainty principle). That would mean it is impossible to ever know the paths these subatomic particles will take, which makes it impossible to predict a beings reaction to a certain input. So no determinism here. However the broader idea of us being heavily if not completely steered by past and/or present stimuli of course remains valid.

[@viktorsan7701]

Check out superdeterminism. It states the opposite. Pretty cool but I don't understand anything so I'm just leaving it here. On a side note, even if we couldn't know and predicy subatomic particles, the same would not necessarily be true about bigger bodies.

[@codyi5232]

Quantum gravitation is literally the inertia and momentum of other localities pulling upon the general resonance of your individuation, for the singular awareness is the 5th localization in a 13d model. So, in less esoteric terms , the voice in your psyche , the pull of habit - that is literally the mean , median, and mode across the multiverse keeping you average . Therein , aberrations and anomalies , bright burning stars and black holes of the human condition will present and diminish in a similar nature as the celestial events and higher mysteries of nature that defy the vacuum of nothing averages we call the void .

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

@@codyi5232 I'd propose that was all esoteric

[@codyi5232]

ChuckNorriz can’t help it. I’d say it was coincidence , ur we both know that is folly . I was reading an article about sympathetic resonance when I received your reply notification- which is a double entendres , you replied to me because something I said resonated you , or the idea of you- and then in a snap, of material light speed or quantum non locality we were again entangled. The article was about the concept where in outside stimulus will influence a sleeping dreamer that the dreams with precipitate and anticipate stimulus and organically assimilate the stimulus into the dream state. Comparison was made to invisible forces in the quantum field theory that reality is a dream state that exotic principles of consciousness like déjà vu coincidence and synchronicity could be the same sympathetic residence field that affects dreaming perception however in the woken state of consciousness the same concepts and energy create the same symptoms just a different perception. I can’t help but see the parallels there in both the macro and microcosm. Have a great day.

[@Arthreas]

You need more subscribers, this was amazing.

[@marcorb25det87]

I like this rp, your first psychiatrist video was on repeat for weeks Had me drinking soda out of coffee mugs

[@Hadi-dh4yh]

Just discovered your channel , Your awsome mate !

[@kitkatratat]

Living for the new mic setup!!!!!!

[@albinorhino83]

Love this. One of my favorites by you!

[@HadaHarabaz]

Oof. As someone who has noticed a lot of once influential and seemingly immortal figures among my peers dying to Drugs, Sickness and Suicide. As well as my self slowly gathering my metaphorical moss from my life stagnating as well as my lack of growth. The topic this video tackles is rough. That being said it helps me get to sleep so there's that.

[@sheepasleepasmr2527]

Love the cinematic style of your videos and how deep your voice is. And your extraordinary ideas. And that the persone of your age loves games! And that the person of our age looks that good! It would be amazing to watch something educational from you. For example, you video about how you set up everything for your videos and how you do color grading. It was very interesting. And after this I tried to color grade by myself, I played with the colors. It was sooo good. Thank you! Very useful.

[@kitmakin289]

I never had any relevance so guess I am ahead of the game.

[@CailinnNoT]

You are so handsome. I love your videos and acting

[@thisisnoplaceforahorse872]

Very underrated man, keep up the good work my guy!

[@sohstp]

yes another existential crisis and some crippling anxiety about dying is exactly what i need when i'm trying to sleep. it definitely isn't what i'm watching asmr to try and avoid.

[@cloudy9548]

I mean the title doesn’t really hold anything back, it’s pretty clear what you’re gettin in to so just don’t click on it. Like I get it dude, I really do, but you always have that choice to just not look, yno? Sorry if this seems apathetic : /

[@julianedgar7491]

Gotta face it sometime or keep living in denial

[@MidnightEkaki]

Firstly, you don't have to watch it. Second, your anxiety is caused by your own thoughts about the subjects. If the subjects are difficult for you to deal with you should spend some time coming to terms with them. What he says isn't the truth its just a viewpoint. I am not bothered by what he says because Ive already thought about these subjects and have my own viewpoints on them that don't cause me anxiety.

[@NeonPaintbrush]

Ok so all of this video is poetic, but my lord, what a devastatingly beautiful note to end on with the ship analogy.

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[@KelseyVulpine]

VERY much looking forward to watching this tonight.

[@copperlapislazuli4156]

This was masterfully made friend! I enjoyed every second of it!

[@bluepatriot6078]

Man i was trying to sleep now my brain is about to explode from all this philosophical stuff

[@sarahjeanhairmachine246]

Thank you for your videos, love your channel! Great art and original content. You had a video called “Doe” that I believe was an original story. Did that get removed? I used to watch it nearly every night! Thanks for everything and hope the rest of your year brings much happiness.

[@user-el9ve6kl2n]

Criminally underrated channel

[@ASMRWhisperTime]

Deep dude. Deep and appreciated. Kudos.

[@tainoman7905]

This is the kind of video that if you wander off from it and come back to it you will get confused

[@simplejulien9619]

Hello I will be honest, I'm french and I didn't know your Channel before And know I pretty apreciate you're work and I just discovered you're channel with the Made in France ASMR's vidéo which je critisize the french ASMR with commercial Channel and useless Channel And he had presented to us you're channel and it pretty good I love I hope you will grow fastly, you're work is absolutly incredible (Sorry my english isn't perfect 😅)

[@tiamataberash977]

A lesson on object relations in an ASMR video. Dude is raising the bar.

[@syncopatedglory]

this subject is so grim he straight up said fuck it and leapt right into the humor. respect.

[@midnightwolfee2128]

Truely amazing, I espically love this as I did your previous existential shrink RP. I have to ask, do you write all this dialogue yourself? I'd be facinated to know your process if you have one. Notes, research, how long does it take you to write, where you get your inspiration? Regardless you are a true talent, your speech, your manner, your words and creativity in your content is a class apart. Thank you for sharing your passion and talent in this way.

[@magician1337]

Can you do something similar to what was done in Martian where Matt Damon did vlogs as he survived alone out in space on mars

[@ka_the_ghost]

Me: comes to video super excited Therapist: *stare of pure disapproval followed by a sigh of several broken dreams and hopes* Me: Oh

[@Tyrosine222]

Thank you for whispering in my ears please continue to do so :)

[@crashmancer]

I appreciate the sincerity. But this line of thinking is what’s keeping me up at night in the first place!

[@luciedivisova988]

Hi, hello. You have amazing voice, i feel little bit sad to fall asleep to your video, you did such a great job! This is A+ quaility film, I really like it.

[@AnnabelChick]

I’m so fascinated by typed parts.

[@Vestu]

I find impermanence and the eventual end really beautiful.

[@IAmIncontinent]

You always manage to cheer me up, Doc!

[@Lordtheflo]

Sorry for the mistakes I am French 🇫🇷 Your channel is amazing, with roleplay of extreme quality. Continued like this :)

[@simplejulien9619]

Made in France ASMR?😂

[@Lordtheflo]

@@simplejulien9619 Yep

[@psz931]

I've been through a lot so this kind of topic gives me not that much stress right now. But please anytime you post a video which points in the direction of existence or matters and these unspeakable occurances just put on a warning before the video begins. I know how extremely destructive and sudden can be an existencial crisis and it's not anything that I would wish for the unprepared. Many of them are unprepared for this and it can cause them too much stress by getting this topic in a bigger dosis. These talks about certain areas can lead to depression, mental illnesses and social introversion. Topics like this should be taken lightly yet there are people who are very prone to overthink things. So please keep it in mind and try to protect those who are not prepared for such talks. Thank you! Anyway it was artisticaly and philosophicaly perfect :)

[@macbennett8529]

No black line of madness this time? Looking for that last video was a head recker, found it though! Everything in this video was so clear, or thing to say, but it is how it is, and you say it in such a way. In other words i like this video and I'll most likely rewatch it repeatedly for a month just like your last one.

[@lastweektuesday4259]

Thanks for uploading this, really great.

[@kalmanfilter1]

Dr prince, your uplifting banter is once again errm, uplifting. Don't dive too deep. There's only the bottom there, and endless blackness in between. It seems you've found it, and are content to swim in its soupy darkness forever more. And yet

[@viktorsan7701]

Yes, I missed Dr. Prince. I hope he has an infinite series of videos

[@asabovesobelow7461]

You look like a very elegant vilain in a John Wick's movie

[@schalasmagic]

I remember Jiffy Pop. I think it's still around.

[@clon1122]

this is very fun to listen to while playing Minecraft or Civilization

[@drivethrupoet]

Free will is the difference between fate and destiny. FW is only a temporary diversion, leading to a fated event, that returns you to the path of destiny. The real life lesson is how one chooses to internalize the obstacle course, which was laid out for us before we were born. At the bottom of the rabbit hole is a wormhole. Not completely unlike your jiffy pop. Death is not the end.

[@dismasyves]

Thank you for this, as a graduating senior this was exactly what I needed 😭

[@TippyTappyASMR]

I’m *Psyched* for this one 😅

[@robbk7099]

This guy is awsome!! (Hi Red😊)

[@TippyTappyASMR]

Robb K 👋 Good to see you’re a PS fan too!

[@sabrinafuzz87]

My friend is dying right now and everything is horrible but somehow weirdly I'm happy to come across a video about existential crises

[@oldmanhiver3766]

This feels like an episode of SAYER and I love it.

[@blacksheepganggeneralbattl662]

WE GOT STICKS OUT HERE BOY!!!

[@syncopatedglory]

that ending was perfectly executed and i am fucked up now thanks 🤣❤️

[@ArthemisaValo]

This is the therapy I need! ♥

[@rlandeb]

This isn’t particularly novel, but I’m not sure it matters very much if we _do_ have free will. Determinism is likely, but we continue to act as if we have free will regardless. We all make the choices we make and go on with our lives, and I’m not sure it has much bearing on life if those choices are free or determined. It’s an interesting philosophical argument for sure, just not something I feel is necessary to think much about outside of a philosophy class or salon hosted with pretentious friends. Ps. The everlasting jiffypopper ™ as ASMR was mesmerizing

[@MsYunaFires]

Doing my part to get my fave ASMRtists to collab.. Jimち ASMR is planning on a d&d rp coming up & given that you're amazingly awesome at that too... *suggestive elbow nudge* 🧐🤓

[@jacksoncampbell6786]

Yo you should do one for the avengers endgame or infinity wars😁😁😁

[@richardalvisman6163]

Intellectually Relaxed!

[@0xym0re]

what keyboard have you used please ? i really like the sound

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Vortex with Cherry mx keys.

[@scaredstar9127]

I've lost countless pets because of people and some natural causes(sadly non are age wise), I've lost a good amount of friends from suicide, lost family members because of poor life choses. But oddly enough, saying lost isn't correct in my eyes, for someone/pet dying and being ultimately forgotten -unless you did something great- i would personally call it, "releasement", not replacement but a form of release and to spice it up, end it with "ment" because english. The releasement of a being you know, can have a strange and most of the times, self harming/devastating effects, why be sad about one's releasement? Why not have some drinks in honor and memory of the being, there will be a less of a harmful effect on the sensitive kind. Sensitivity is a must in a collective society but it could also be the reason why it stopped being a collective society in the end. But for my main point is: the releasement of one's known being shouldn't be in a form sadness, why assume all the small "greatness" of the relased being and not just celebrate it like a very well captured photo's of a supernova, the time is over for the being, the last thing that being needs is more sadness around it. We should: expect and embrace the thought and futures event of death and hardships.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Hmm. I don’t agree, but who’s to judge?

[@scaredstar9127]

@@PhoenicianSailor aye, we all seen the world differently :)

[@Criticcizm]

If your channel was a college course, I would have a masters degree right about now. Alas, here I am, smoking, listening to some stranger on the interwebs, pondering my own existence.

[@RoeJogan]

wow! a real biography of RL... Thanks for the clarification.... now I understand..... funny way of speaking to people from a distance.... Natharthis... past and present band mixed into one...

[@Vienna3080]

Jokes on you doc I was already beyond depressed!

[@Musexe]

This is amazing