The Binaural Psychiatrist [ASMR Roleplay]

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Note: the black line about 2/3rds of the way across the screen represents the fissure we all harbor in our own psyches. Its presence here is an analogy; if you cannot ignore the line, you cannot ignore the fissure, and you will eventually go mad. Try to ignore it, for both our sakes.

[@jennifershepit4359]

Not sure what it says about me if I can't see it. Maybe I'm already mad? 🤔

[@alyserendipity]

Brilliant 🤓

[@LuckyFecker]

i was checking my bloody monitor thinking it was starting to play up lol... thanks for putting me at ease lol

[@morningdivabeam]

@@jennifershepit4359 can't see it either, and I'm playing it offline. The fact we endured this twisted guy's "ASMR" videos really does say a lot about us xD

[@xandoryuu555]

@@morningdivabeam why the quotation marks for asmr in your comment?

[@schizosinkhole]

Why does he look like a lvl 35 boss tho?

[@feevrdreams]

Get help..😂😂

[@hntr5495]

Because that's how mafia works... I'm ashamed of myself

[@Eule153]

Yes

[@sebastianmujica3960]

Why you out here quoting shitty memes shaggy used .0000000000012 percent of his power to get rid of

[@thenewgamer64]

whelp, he has to make a Mafia City ASMR now

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

Do you need a receptionist? Asking for a friend.....

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Could use a fellow KZbin doctor for a consult, certainly!

[@madisonemma7047]

Phoenician Sailor That was fantastic.

[@hongfengwang962]

Wowow, does this mean the newly turned vampire would find the job here? By saying newly, i mean 1 or 2 years ago.

[@ergoproxy7444]

I ship it

[@andruestone3104]

She tryna smash tho

[@RezilienceASMR]

"I don't know you" ......... sir you once sewed my ears shut

[@streetfight4436]

It's mam it's mam I will report you to the LGBTQ community 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻😤😤😂😂😂😂

[@streetfight4436]

Playboy

[@yusufasad]

@@streetfight4436 go away gay..

[@selenaseibt306]

Lol

[@jamangel]

@@yusufasad I-😭

[@slushiecosplays2959]

Can we talk about how beautiful this man is? Like god Damn.

[@AdamSmith-jb2lf]

Y'all ever just construct and then dispel a fourth wall just to flex on your audience

[@samarpsp]

You should just make a one person web series playing a psychotic therapist who's main goal is to make the viewer psychotic too

[@PhoenicianSailor]

I believe this is the purpose of Ligotti’s “Conspiracy Against the Human Race”.

[@samarpsp]

Agreed

[@samarpsp]

Also love your work. Keep it up. Love from india

[@joshuakuehn]

Agreed

[@rikekramer3850]

Hannibal

[@twistednerve444]

You know, I look at him-really look at him. And I feel like I know that he smells amazing.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

That’s decay you’re smelling.

[@twistednerve444]

Phoenician Sailor you have no idea how thrilled I was to see this first thing in the morning 😭🤗 you are the absolute BEST.

[@Perktube1]

Old Spice? Bay Rum?

[@morningdivabeam]

I think he smells like sandalwood, blood, and coke (the drink not the drug).

[@twistednerve444]

Nayda Oh, hell. O_O that’s a peculiar list of scents.

[@Silkie_Dragon]

I feel like Phoenician sailor and ephemeral rift are two sides of one coin. Similar, Both absoluty superb styles, while one focuses calming through showing us our life through the lens of the author, and one that detaches is from our reality to allow us to sleep forgetful of our struggles in life, respectively But they remind me of each other

[@PhoenicianSailor]

I learned a lot from him, thank you.

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

Which is which?

[@Silkie_Dragon]

Spencer Frank Clayton I said respectively

[@Silkie_Dragon]

Spencer Frank Clayton that means that you match the order in which I said their names with the order in which I have the explanations.

[@victoriancuddler]

this is the best analysis of two ASMR youtube channels I've ever seen

[@sarahurie4702]

Give this beautiful human an oscar please.

[@benjaminpaloczi2707]

@@VengefulCowSpirit like your mother

[@AnnabelChick]

This isn’t just asmr. This is straight up art. How am I only just finding these videos now?

[@IAmIncontinent]

Thanks doc, Now I’m existentially depressed.

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

It has done something then.

[@StudMacher78]

Doesn’t have to be positive. As long as it makes your brain grow knowledgeable, that’s all that matters.

[@Clowntimes2]

Let go of my purse I don't know you

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

I have but 1question do you have a dream if so what is it.

[@cleomondragon8971]

I saw someone else comment about how great a collab with goodnight moon would be. I know it’s hard for collabs to happen so I’m fine with just entertaining the thought but it’d be amazing

[@Doomlordof]

This would be crazy good!

[@JasikProphecy]

That would be the greatest collab ever

[@LofiAsmrRoleplay]

Can you imagine the visual quality? The costumes? The story? It would be unmatched

[@MicrowaveJak]

goodnight moon or asmr with anna would be incredible collabs

[@kels..]

I would never watch another video if that happened. Just their collab on repeat.

[@naveedsaleem9521]

U can seriously nail a red dead redemption 2 roleplay...maybe dutch

[@ambskater97]

Just have some FAITH.

[@naveedsaleem9521]

MasterBerry hope he has a plan😄

[@CorsairPrince]

Naveed Ahamed we just need some munnuh

[@naveedsaleem9521]

Koichi Ahegao one last job and we r set son😄

[@Astr0_racc]

LUMBAGO

[@Ohhshizitswatass]

You remind me of Ephemeral Rift. I’ve been watching him for years and you’re different in your ASMR ways and similar but, I really like your style and you have earned a new subscriber.

[@Listlesseye]

The have collaborated together on different occasions if you weren't aware! :D

[@Ohhshizitswatass]

The Uppercut omgggg, I need it in my life! Thanks!! 🙏

[@thelittlemrs]

Just thinking the same thing here

[@Ohhshizitswatass]

Drunk Elmo you happen to know which ones they are? Feels like a scavenger hunt. Lol

[@Ohhshizitswatass]

Drunk Elmo yoooo!!! I truly appreciate it!!

[@lindsaylune]

We are blessed with all the care and quality you and Goodnight Moon put into your videos. I’d love to see a collab if that was ever possible. Just because you both have amazing video standards.

[@DruidBarbariansCampfire]

That would be amazing!

[@Perktube1]

Wait, where's the connection?

[@auterbug]

I cannot express how thoroughly I enjoyed this. I came into this without reading the description, expecting the typical open ended questions and positive affirmations of these therapy asmr videos. But you took me pleasantly off guard. I've been having quite the existential crisis recently, and this really helped me. I didn't want it to end, I could've easily sat here for hours listening to you discussing philosophy. Amazing work and thank you so much for this.

[@auterbug]

Also, the parts with the teeth and the fat were hysterical to me

[@arigaberman8319]

haha he looks like a particular famous Canadian psychologist

[@corbinium]

was thinking that too XD

[@ltotheop7512]

Please don’t.

[@robo_t]

He actually did an ASMR of that particular famous Canadian psychologist

[@angela.luntian]

@@ltotheop7512 wdym? scared of the boogeyman?

[@ltotheop7512]

Angela Kartolína Luntian nah, just 2nd hand embarrassment

[@user-gy3vv4zj5p]

Man, my only wish in my lifetime is to age as great as you. You're such model material. Great acting as well, overall awesome video!

[@autopsyjuice6648]

If my psychiatrist’s voice sounded like this, I think I’d be cured and off medications lmao

[@avante-gardegeckos1233]

He too fine, I can’t relax looking at him I feel nervous 😂

[@stevie-leighsmith8312]

My PTSD has been really bad recently and I’ve been self-harming to cope. I can’t sleep very well, a few hours or not at all. Plagued by absolute night terrors. Whenever you upload, it makes me so happy. You’ll never see this but everything about your videos soothes me, regardless of the content or roleplay. Your voice is beyond soothing, all the background noises and ASMR triggers are so finely tuned and perfect, I lie back, close my eyes and find myself drifting off. I confess to going back to watching the videos through the day so I can actually *watch* because your acting, your mannerisms, all the work you put into your sets and props and dialogue, I wish to appreciate as a supporter of your content. This is just a thank you from all the way across the pond in the UK, for all the work you put in, for the soothing videos and sharing your talent ❤️

[@sweetpeaon3]

Thank you for sharing this, I sincerely hope your mental health improves. I agree with what you said about Sailor, his talent is incredibly rare. I wish you a wonderful day 💖

[@elizabetht458]

Please ask for help if you need it- there is nothing weak in needing help, quite the opposite. I have PTSD and night terrors myself, self harm is a means to an end, you deserve better than that. Hang in there, I promise it will get better. Just take care of yourself.

[@stevie-leighsmith8312]

Thank you! Both of you! This is why I adore this community, everyone is so caring, supportive and understanding ❤️ And he noticed me 😭

[@DollOfTheDamned]

@@stevie-leighsmith8312 He shares the burden of the pain even though he doesn't have to. He is a lovely man and I hope he gets everything he wants in this world.

[@streetfight4436]

Follow me @mma__dragon

[@cutecheerfreak1]

When your clinical psychiatrist did their undergrad in nihilistic philosophy 😂

[@StudMacher78]

Underrated comment😂😂😂

[@barbarab8596]

I came for the ASMR. I stayed for the Mug Mug Mug

[@DrBitchcraft.]

Barbara B I thought at first that said ”Hug hug hug” but then I thought nah that cant be right, I bet it says ”Chug chug chug”. Very disappointed if it just says mug mug mug 😂

[@naturally_roisin]

Actually it says "Big Hug Mug" as far as I can see

[@samclark6994]

Gotta love how these are like full length movies with a lot to think about after watching, man, you need and deserve more subs

[@swindlesween]

This is one of the highest quality ASMR videos I've seen in terms of content, acting, lighting, and comfort. Amazing job! Can't wait to see more!

[@yoopdescoop7244]

Not even one of my favorite ASMR videos. One of my favorite videos of all time. Even after a year.

[@LDSJ005]

If Hollywood haven’t hired this man what are they doing?? I see a Bond villain in the making. Or just a James Bond in the making.

[@naturally_roisin]

Speaking of villains, he gives me Hans Gruber vibes. In the most attractive way possible.

[@SilverAppleStock]

Hey man, I just wanna say thank you for always making amazizng videos! I'm going through a bit of a rough time at the moment with health anxiety playing up super bad, but I always stick on one of your videos and it never fails to relax me! So thank you for everything that you do, you deserve so much good in this world and I'll never be able to thank you enough

[@simplykel-6907]

you are an amazing actor! really awesome video 💓

[@jtdavis2393]

"I don't get many patients" *170k views*

[@kitkatratat]

Edit: Thanks everyone for pointing out that these are not caused by anxiety. So glad to see that I’m not alone in experiencing this! So I was listening to this video before bed and I could feel myself drifting to sleep then suddenly one of my knees jerked and I thought I was falling. Just googled it and it seems like I experienced a hypnagogic jerk?? Anyone else experience those?? Apparently they’re caused by anxiety - maybe I got anxious from all the pessimism? Hahaha great video 👍

[@jennifershepit4359]

I get them all the time, always have- I also have an anxiety disorder and I'm sure it's related to that. I started listening to this as I was fall asleep last night but based on the tone of it decided to save it for when I was more conscious and aware :)

[@tailgunner2]

There is also sleep paralysis. Basically blood flow being cut off to certain regions due to sleep positioning, so, the appendage spasms. I once had my entire left arm go numb from that. Could not feel it, could not move it, took a full 20 minutes of self massage, and blood flow for it to recover. I thought I was going to lose my arm during that time.

[@NikkiHeatt]

Thank you so much I always wanted to know what the heck was this falling sensation.

[@crisbowman]

Lol, I get those when I'm imagining something startling like falling or getting hit by something. Then I wake up cause I kicked the wall.

[@crisbowman]

@@tailgunner2 Which sleep position, do you have a soft sleeping surface?

[@nebbi9325]

This reminds me to these old black and white videos about patients with mental illnesses, where the doctor is always smoking.

[@PunkWeebAlt]

I wish I wouldve found this channel forever ago, his voice is so soothing

[@Lettersforhartigan]

I appreciate the sense of humor and 4th wall play in this so, so much. This was flawless, thank you.

[@TM4CHII]

I can't believe I haven't seen your channel before now. 5 minutes in, and I've already subscribed and am skipping to other videos wondering if this level of quality appears concurrently. It does. That is a rare talent you have my friend, and you have my full respect for it. On a side note, I've noticed you have an uncanny resemblance to Peter Capaldi in a few of your videos. Maybe a Doctor Who roleplay would go down a treat. ;)

[@ShinraKishitani11]

I just want to say thank you for producing such high quality content, the production quality alone is astounding. How well the character works is amazing. And lastly the audio is far above exceptional. It really feels like a privilage to be able to rewatch this.

[@anselmtheweird0]

When Sigmund Freud and Sherlock Holmes are morphed together:

[@angiesingsseattle]

I’m in love with the way you’ve shot this. Beautiful portrait.

[@phazebeast7373]

Hollywood needs a pro actor like him! 😎 great asmr also . You'd fit a dutch roleplay from red dead redemption 2

[@MaccyLing]

I agree , I want to see that !

[@Parhikunii]

What a pleasant color pallet for an ASMR video, the yellow-ish tone is very relaxing if you are watching this at night. Great work.

[@caitlinsheehan3298]

He looks and dresses like an upperclass Englishman but he has an American accent. The things I would do to this man

[@seven-yo8lr]

I found the philosophical concepts you shared very comforting, and I needed something like that right now. Thank you

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

This man be looking like a much younger Peter Capaldi and I'm loving it.

[@meowchie310]

It's almost impossible to fall asleep when you're too busy being amazed by the production quality.

[@aaronbold8715]

This was highly educational. I’m glad I watched even though I don’t agree completely. Every school of thought has an insightful message. No one is perfect.

[@bbrattzzz]

The quality of this video is astounding! The lighting, the sharp suit, the audio quality... everything! Absolutely fantastic! You have a new subscriber!

[@bluewatchmaster5411]

Phooo~! All that work you've done was absolutely magical! You should be so proud of yourself for coming this far in ASMR, keep up the great work! ❤💙💚💛💜💗

[@irerinaranjo7455]

Beyond the whole ASMR thing -which is marvelous- the speech, the theory, the philosophy exposed is pretty interesting and stimulating. You've got one more follower!

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

I love you ASMR Lobster Daddy

[@sweetpeaon3]

You forgot this emoji 💦💦💦

[@missmasquerade228]

what sorry

[@jdprettynails]

Oh good, I'm not the only one that saw that!

[@LauraMuser]

Haha right it's like 2 sides of my KZbin history coming together!

[@catharinaeisenhuber267]

dr. prince is the best example that every psychiatrist needs his own psychiatrist once in a while. ( I m saying that without malice, I ve seen my fare share of those doctors). May I say i love this Teddy? I love this Teddy. Looks so cuddly. By the way, have I told you that you are highly educational? "I dont know this vocabulary, lets look it up! Ah. Write it down. I ll have my own phonecian sailor vocab book soon. Thank you for all your hard work, I m allways looking Forward to your Videos. greetings Cathy

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

I know I looked up several words in the first half. Due to its vernacular potency I've barely finished the later half at least a month later. Also a Surreal ending for my young existence

[@x7BONES]

I subscribed within the first 47 seconds

[@Silkie_Dragon]

Sore Bonez what took you so long?

[@hollyensey6968]

I only discovered your channel a week or so ago, and have since watched most of your videos. They helped get me through a bad art block and I've been doing my artwork while listening/watching your videos. Thank you for inspiring me.

[@hattycattyz]

This is absolutely captivating. I feel seen, even through my screen...

[@maladyblue]

I honestly don't know how you don't have more followers. Your work is art, like an interactive movie

[@RuneInked]

This guy gives off the same sort of vibes as Loki and Mysterio and I already know if he was a villain I would just lock myself up and save him the trouble, maybe make him a cup of tea whilst I’m at it. Side note: this man has some fantastic eyes. He’s staring right into my soul.

[@nickalasmattoon9378]

I will truly never understand why you aren’t the single most subscribed ASMRtist on YT. The quality and production value is always top notch.

[@TippyTappyASMR]

Freaking YES! I was binging councillor/psychiatrist asmr a while ago but most of them are old and for some reason there aren’t any from most of my favourite artists! This might be the video that tops the binaural barber for me 🤯🙏🏻👏🏻 Thank you!

[@sithlord1782]

I don't think that I've ever finished a single video of his. I just end up falling asleep. Which is definitely good but I'm committed to these narratives so I gotta watch it through the day, and then I get too relaxed/sleepy in the middle of the day

[@Craigy2818]

You're actually not wrong about having broken the seal on the box. ASMR and truth, for the win!

[@SqweakySqwizard]

Never too early in the day to watch some A+ acting, the vibe of your videos never fails to inspire me

[@erebus_odora]

I am almost always painting when watching your videos; that comes along with having way too little time to devote to things aside from day job and trying to consume all media at once. Ah yess, there's that video, and there's that one painting I never finished, and there's that huge chunk of a book on AI development I never managed to read to the end... As I'm naturally more into the audio triggers, that usually helps. But with your works it's almost always me ending up staring, transfixed, at the movement of hands and the change of the depth of the field - and nodding. Because - ah, yes, I know that one; and yes, I used to be a social worker, talking to depressed youths; and oh, yes, that AI theme... That doesn't feel like wasting time at all. That's... meditation. And the precious feeling of having a chat with a person who understands you without having to actively do the talking. That's why I love the things you do; and man, you keep making every work of yours better and better. Thank you for that.

[@DoctahWAAwee]

I always love the twists you pull in your videos, they're really worth it.

[@dull123andcutemew]

Oh my god, this looks like it’s a movie. Everythings put together so professionally, keep it up I can see a bright future ahead of you. :)

[@ungzheenedd2273]

My man. You are not getting the recognition you deserve!!! U have always been one of my favorites!!! Love from Malaysia!

[@joeq8098]

Man, that carnivore diet is really doing wonders for Jordan Peterson

[@guppy8073]

The quality of this video is seriously impressive. Keep up the great work!

[@hannae2056]

i’m so glad i discovered your channel from Karuna!! you’re an amazing actor and your videos are the best quality 💙♥️

[@morningdivabeam]

Hey welcome moonbyul stan. I see you. 👀👀👀

[@hannae2056]

Nayda 👀

[@morningdivabeam]

Checking the comments and apparently it was just me who didn't get the twist ahead of time xD the start was already stressing me the fck out, you looking so pissed like I did something wrong. And then you talked about pessimism and my already existing dread started to intensify. The disappointment was also sipping in, (I thought this was a psychiatrist rp? Not a philosopher one) and I just found myself agreeing and finally surrendering that this is it. This is the part where I decide if I can handle more or I'll just stop the vid for my own sanity. XD And then you said it. You laughed. And continue murdering the poor bath bomb. I honestly have to pause the video and lie down and comtemplate WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK HAPPENED. Damn. I was so emotionally and mentally attached. YOU FCKIN GOT ME HARD. JEESUS. I NEED YOU TO PAY FOR MY *REAL* THERAPY FROM A *REAL* PSYCHIATRIST. Also nice hair. *sigh* still love you dad even tho you played with my emotions and beliefs hard.

[@WeAreBrianToo]

I'm kinda fucked up from this.

[@morningdivabeam]

@@WeAreBrianToo hey therapy buddy! Let's schedule another session to -relinquish- heal our trauma!

[@WeAreBrianToo]

@@morningdivabeam Let's do it, group therapy sounds interesting.

[@steven5956]

Please make another part to this, this is my favourite role play you’ve done.

[@kimberly7446]

wat a gorgeous man 😍 tysm, ur vids r incredible 💕

[@gp8189]

Thanos: I shall limit the suffering of the universe Negative Utilitarian: excuse me sir you're only halfway done

[@bristolstomp5158]

I have to tell you after years in therapy I was DYING of LAUGHTER at this. Didnt relax me as I was laughing too hard.

[@bristolstomp5158]

AND I was doing my taxes.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Maybe comedy equals tragedy plus KZbin.

[@jacobthrasher558]

Didn’t know I needed this until I had it

[@ifeeIcoke]

You are the real life lvl 100 mafia boss I swear

[@alyserendipity]

Can we leave video ideas on here? I could see you portraying the ever-charismatic and surprisingly poetic “[Captain] Hook” from Once Upon a Time... Or the stoic and calculating Khan (Star Trek into darkness)

[@dannydevette3804]

Really thoughtfully made! Awesome video!

[@sweetpeaon3]

Sailor is one of those hidden gems in the ASMR community. The fact he uploaded this video at 3am truly shows his dedication and patience. 💖

[@Silkie_Dragon]

I can believe I hadn’t found him before this vid

[@lurian6191]

I don't even know what kind of video I got into, I just know that he is the most handsome man I have ever seen.

[@paigemurphy109]

You're so amazing, every video you put out is so beautifully written and aestheticly pleasing, so perfect!

[@SophineSophont]

I definitely feel the need to give you a hug throughout this video. x_x My god.

[@toriwhispersasmr4316]

You are a really great actor; you're expressive but so natural with your mannerisms. Also the production quality, the script, all the hours that must have went into this.... You deserve a million more subs + 10,000,000 more views. Thank you for creating this and sharing it with us.

[@sodapop98]

Perfectly timed. Now since you usually get me to giggle, I'm sure this will go a lot better than my usual psych visits. Unless you pull another Cloverfield Lane on me. Then we'll see.

[@DoubleTailedDog]

I'm out confused in the world, trying to find a professional mentor, and this guy is uploading quality content like this, totally accessible... what even is happening with life? Amazing.

[@Philosopherdude91]

More philosophical ASMR please! This was dope! Maybe something about existentialists in a Parisian cafe?

[@jumbuxter9555]

Jordon Peterson just mind-touched me

[@andrewparritt5269]

This is the first video I’ve seen of yours but you remind me of a younger American Peter Capaldi and I love it!!

[@MermaidWhispers]

Your videos are on a whole other level both acting and film making! Glad I found your channel very inspiring : )

[@solitarelee6200]

God only knows if this was the intent but after nearly and hour of philosophy lecture at 5am when my brain is already slowly dripping out my ear, the phrase "I have a mortar and pestle....... Guess what," sent me into absolute spasms of laughter. Nothing like giggling to oneself madly at 5:30am on a Monday morning while repeating that phrase over and over... X'D

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Felt like I was getting a little dark :)

[@panykfelidae9018]

You look like a cleanly lined comic drawing, good grief. That's amazing

[@GabrielWolfe]

Would love to see you and Rift do something again in the future. I love the collabs you two come up with, always hilarious and tingly. ♡

[@PhoenicianSailor]

One of my favorite people.

[@mckasmr]

Haven't watched a video from you in a while and I forgot how soothing your voice is

[@anthonyfrancois-ospina]

Please make a sequel to this!!

[@shanewatters]

This isn’t just asmr, this is art! Incredible acting!!!!

[@madi2000kiss]

I’m bothered by how attracted I am towards this character.

[@catharinaeisenhuber267]

congrats to 80.010 subscribers ( at the moment) you deserve like ten times as much. I m so happy for you ist almost absurd.

[@viktorsan7701]

I wasn't ready for a new video _and_ a dive into the philosophical pessimism! What a nice surprise. I can see "Cognitive Pessimistic Psychotherapy" becoming something in the future. The way you said it all, and wrapped everything together, even including A.I in this artwork, is very beautiful. I, for one, can find immense comfort in the nothingness that pessimism gives us. There's something, and everything liberating from knowing you're not bound to anything because, if you ever need to be, you can know it's not all there is. It can be nauseating, as Sartre has put in _La Nausée_ , but it's liberating nonetheless. What you're doing here is very unique.I definitely wasn't expecting antinatalist tendencies from an ASMR video, neither paying attention to a 1 hour-long monologue. But here I am. It reminds me of _Let's Find Out ASMR_. I'm waiting for part II of this type of philosophical therapy.

[@abbybluemusic]

The visual work on this video is so thorough. Incredibly satisfying! Subbed! Thank you so much for your content 💛

[@Hectorlph]

Came for ASMR... but wow, you actually discussed some rather deep topics. I've been struggling with anxiety related to some of those things. Thanks for the video.