The Bisexual Morpheus Joke

[@Sergeilol20]

"gay morpheus" -2 -2! "okay, Bisexual morpheus" +2 +2, saved He is a certified vibe preserver for sure, he knows how to read the room that is Twitch chat.

[@DesertWooder]

tbf it is somehow funnier

[@tiredmann]

@@DesertWooder it feels fitting in the world of matrix

[@torgor_]

good tweet-format humor has at least one rogue element that isn't necessary for the joke but makes you wonder if it is for exactly 1.4 seconds

[@Sket6984]

⁠@@DesertWooder I funnier because making Morpheus gay feels like it changes so much about his lore. Whereas bisexual Morpheus is immediate head canon.

[@december12twok12]

Twitch chat isn't a room. It's an asylum.

[@Level80Sorcerer]

Bisexual Morpheus takes both pills

[@toban]

Mdma and estrogen

[@baaaldur]

+2 for both of you

[@Matidosh]

We're not gettin into any private schools with this one

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

one look at his twitter history and he's already rinsed. he said he had an interview with a school and k8 told him to put his 1 mill plaque in the background as you can see

[@jenm1]

I can't tell if she's memeing on him or not@@TheLibraryofLetourneau

[@SL3DApps]

The dude is limited to only Amish private schools

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

the librarian has unleashed something terrible by republishing the dog joke

[@yfnw461]

more like re-re-re-republishing it. It's been uploaded so many damn times. Only the newest of the new haven't seen it already.

[@arlanengin6904]

@@yfnw461I would like to unsee it

[@wet20]

@@yfnw461 ive been here for about a year and a half, that was the first time ive seen it

[@itsbort]

@@yfnw461 watched him since way back in the early days of flash isaac and this was still the first time in memory i've seen/heard the dog joke! granted i havent been watching librarian religiously if it's been posted here before but there's definitely some untainted out there

[@Exisist5151]

@@itsbort You watched NLSS or just Isaac clips?

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Every time he says "backshots" I lose a year off my lifespan

[@AriaLaurel]

I gain 10

[@WaningLoon]

this man is already dead, he just doesn't know it

[@asystole_]

I still don't understand exactly what it's supposed to mean. Just hittin it from the back?

[@Vonias]

@@asystole_ Pretty sure it refers to at the end when the intention is to "shoot" on one's back.

[@JackH_123]

@@asystole_it means doggy style

[@KyleSansL]

Every time I see the dog joke clip I can't help but notice when stifling his laughter, his eyes are actually crying for help

[@dsquared9044]

Bisexual Neo be like, "I am the two"

[@ba-loo-loo7676]

Hawk two uh

[@Random_Fanguy]

I love when he spends an hour workshopping a joke just so the guys can go, "Oh yeah thats funny." when he retells it.

[@kesler4982]

you know the people that stone face his jokes are just wondering the best way to steal the joke.

[@Wyvernnnn]

He truly fucked it up by omitting the colon and the newline

[@tabula_rosa]

bisexual agent smith going "mr & mrs anderson" made me laugh so hard

[@opossumboyo]

The background static and audio quality in Dog Joke makes me feel like it is some kind of Analog Horror ARG

[@emmettbrown3463]

two human infographics next by one another waves emitting from the left one to the right one "how do you tell your dog is gay"

[@Furiac.]

somehow the mr and mrs anderson bit was the funniest thing in the whole video and it didnt even make sense

[@asystole_]

that one chatter said "semomancer"

[@C0TTo]

bro he headcanons characters like he's in matrixtwt. he even gets the problematic relationships right

[@cornkopp2985]

The bisexual morpheus bit was insane. I feel like every once in a while a random cishet person just gets posessed by some gay ghost who starts sharing queer prophecies and stuff

[@afineegg1040]

Call that mf a Poltergayst

[@notNajimi]

Deputized by the gays

[@ultimateid5486]

+2

[@orionlax626]

The idea that you have to be gay to talk about gay stuff is interesting.

[@cornkopp2985]

@@orionlax626 you don’t have to be, but a lot of people who aren’t queer have a very poor understanding of the dynamics and memes and stuff

[@cassandravaupel7589]

The "Hyah" in the "other 35 year olds" bit was V I S C E R A L

[@user-jq1mg2mz7o]

and he's so right about that

[@demiposeidon]

NL really used "serving" correctly (?) without missing a beat. So hip, so with it

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

he talks about shitting in the mother toilet and serving cvnt so much, he is truly hip with it

[@litapd311]

​​@@TheLibraryofLetourneauhe's more hip with it than i am and im younger than him :( i still don't know why people are serving c**ts to each other or what the fuck a mother toilet is

[@MrNiallisme]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneauhe's hip, he's cool, he's 35

[@ConFusi0n]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Ok but what does shitting in the mother toilet mean, I tried to look it up and still couldn't figure it out.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

@@ConFusi0n none of it makes any sense tbh. its just variations of cunt and "serving mother" inserted into random phrases

[@user-tc5qc4ql8m]

says he's not the one to be talking about it but then gives a reading that's completely in line with most queer people's interpretation

[@WaningLoon]

i don't know where you got "most" from

[@FloofMother]

He’s like jerma but he’s aware of his fruityness

[@stratospheric37]

@@FloofMother He doesn't have fruitiness he just knows what the people want and finds some things funny

[@names7278]

@@stratospheric37 It's like the intersection of being incredibly straight but also *insanely* good at entertaining an oddly lgbt+ chat

[@buchanator]

the worst part of the dog joke is the hat

[@loopholesloopy]

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME!!

[@EvilToe]

this is the Wachowski's true vision

[@ScarletVecna]

those dog jokes at the end were vile. i dont think i ever cringed at Ryan before. the curse of being a new frog i guess.

[@isaactfa]

new frog: why do my teeth hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking backshots: because you're cringing them for the first time

[@ScarletVecna]

@@isaactfa +2.

[@matcha_t]

Seeing it for the first time is what I imagine getting hazed in college feels like. Up down to the side welcome to the lion pride.

[@XekTOr89]

@@isaactfa Now this is actually funny.

[@nonpondo_]

​@@matcha_tnow he gotta go back and watch all the old nlss' to see what they took from us, up down all around welcome to jsmith town

[@fedweezy4976]

Can someone remind me where the "___ today pharaoh" bit came from? I can't remember the source for the life of me.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/y1pr9u/bro_who_tf_my_mom_talking_to/

[@fedweezy4976]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you so much now they won't think I'm insane

[@limehawk4989]

SILENCE.... I PEG YOU - ahmed

[@etasjo]

gaygent smith

[@HandikraftWerks]

This is nice post

[@HassanSra]

Hell yeah brother

[@SirLordPanzer]

The dog joke still gives me psychic damage

[@low-resghul8306]

Jesus Christ put a warning next time librarian I almost had a heart attack when young ryab popped up right on my face

[@CatherineLeonard-xx4bl]

It’s so insane to me that he’s literally gotten the matrix exactly correct, that’s precisely agent smiths motivations, that’s the metaphor

[@Materialist39]

considering the cultural colossus of men who get it exactly wrong, this is welcome

[@jimmyredd]

Nah son he hates the smell.

[@IWkris]

Every librarian video feels like a complete meal, nothing is missing

[@IanZWhite00]

If he posted the bisexual version of that tweet it would’ve gone crazy

[@MaxwellKasper]

7:28 POV: You ask Diogenes to share some of his profound wisdom:

[@Tottosmile]

Okay but why did it take me half the video to realise he wasn't talking about bisexual morbius

[@AmyGoo22]

The dog joke. Classic

[@BEEFlNbandit]

The clip at the end confirms the effects Coke zero has had on Ryan's voice over the years.

[@FettuccineAllaGay]

straight man learns that the Matrix was created by two queer women

[@Sam-cl1ow]

I’m glad you finally got the chance to play the camcorder test video. All the newheads need to see the full extent of scumegg’s humor

[@matcha_t]

This whole bit reminded me of that iconic neo/morpheus comic by stevetwisp where they party at the club and have a tender moment together (idk if I'm allowed to post links so I won't risk it) real tumblr girlies know

[@rattlesnek3847]

I know exactly what you're talking about

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

you can post it, ill just have to approve the comment but i also wanna see this lol

[@gbpooky]

he's actually not wrong, the trans allegory the wachowski sisters have said was the meaning behind the story posits the exact same thing about agent smith, but about being trans

[@recurveninja]

retcon

[@loopholesloopy]

original intent

[@recurveninja]

@@loopholesloopy the wachowski brothers were not "always transsexual" - they were straight men who got mindbroken by a dominatrix named Ilsa Strix and ketamine.

[@SeveralGhost]

​@@recurveninja whoowee talk about an actual retcon

[@swiftlymurmurs]

​@@recurveninjaNo need to share your personal kinkfics in these comments man, we're talking about the real world here

[@huggelion]

both the creators of the matrix are trans its like a full allegory for not being allowed to be your self

[@TrinityEcho]

The joke somehow became funnier to me after he had to explain it to the chatter

[@Lue.mp3]

3:26 aint no way he thinks streaming doesn't destroy his brain day by day he literally has said that he caught himself conjuring "skibidi rizz" thoughts out of nowhere

[@asystole_]

NL: we weave elaborate... symphonies every day also NL: chibleee, chibleee, Olivia Munn

[@LargelyUnemployed]

Those dog jokes at the end were horrendous, don't get me wrong, but it is at least a little comforting to know that even NL wasn't just born funny.

[@toobigtofail4232]

I hate that I immediately knew that damn puppets name

[@hellvatican3385]

NOOO THE DOG JOKE I FORGOT

[@jb4evrnckj]

the way he accidentally stumbled onto the allegory for the matrix except its not about being gay/bi, its about being trans fkgkgkbdkfk

[@dylanlawson3213]

Thank you chef Watanabe you are the peoples champion

[@tomguglielmo9805]

Congrats CHIBLEE NATION for the nomination! Upcoming streamer on the streamer awards!

[@Nthsey]

*giggled at title* *chuckled at thumbnail* *burst out laughing at bisexual Morpheus* *joker’d at wondering if Agent Smith is bisexual* Mind you at this point my coworkers are about as gone as the wind.

[@guymann1660]

somebody's deck has countered my ice block somebody's trap card has countered my ice block guess they just countered my ice block oh yeah

[@DarkMichael9]

When you're at the movie theater with your date, and you giggle to yourself. She goes: "What?" You go: "Bisexual Morpheus taking backshotz"

[@karamarakamarama]

You're actually evil for that last clip Dharmaraja is not gonna like this one when you kick the bucket I'll tell you that

[@sl5945]

bro that cursed clip at the end is a skinwalker wearing NLs face. shit don't sound like him at all

[@ssun9074]

Therapist: Bisexual Morpheus isn't real, he can't hurt you Bisexual Morpheus:

[@VerbalLearning]

For the hypothetical Jeff Dunham trivia question he forgot to mention option E: Backshot

[@harrybartko859]

The gas leak is back

[@snorlax42]

I can't believe everyone is freaking out at the dog joke, the kids these days don't know the classics 😤

[@archon_maenad]

Not me scrolling through the comments as the video plays and becoming increasingly tempted to skip to the end from how many people are talking about the dog joke(s?).

[@strangest_cacti]

"reading the joke explains the joke" really bolted my egg

[@jamesmccomb9525]

It's unfair how funny everybody in these comments are.

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

What da hell, the gay agent Smith bit is actually insane +2

[@Crashpunk]

I've never seen the dog joke before. Thanks for that

[@blerp6675]

Backshots today pharoah? 👀

[@daniellynchjr.919]

The king is back

[@Troegs]

The rant at 3:17 + the video the other day with 3426 is a weird dichotomy.

[@Anberye]

I wish I could weave such an immaculate joke as NL did here, they will be writing about this joke in the comedy history books

[@xejhiuj]

I have never upvoted a video just for the thumbnail. Until now 🙀

[@emeryboehnke4259]

Enell the bicon

[@vepply]

hes come a LONG way since the dog joke

[@avwholesomegamer]

3:42 Professional shitposter: we’re weaving a symphony every single day u.u

[@PedroKing19]

2:58 Mr... _and_ Mrs. Anderson

[@plastiktuten3866]

that last clip is fucking foul 😭 holy god he’s amazing

[@retinas2001]

This thumbnail is gold

[@carsthatdrive1891]

+2 to the chatter who said +2/2 with Flash when NL said reading the joke explains the joke

[@ShinShirt]

that dog joke gave me whiplash

[@Kooftown]

i’m telling mcdonalds on you

[@ghoulamvs4887]

this genuinely deserves to be part of the NL hall of fame.

[@Isaacandjed]

I'm really glad NL is a real Matrix head. Vis a vis, indubitably

[@mr_melp]

I still don't understand why he sounds like a completely different person than when he was in his 20s

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

pick out a video from the beginning/middle/end of every year of his career, he sounds different every other month lmfao

[@vepply]

Problamatic power dynamic ICANT

[@tuftymink]

Paul Giamatty screaming at children again

[@demujo]

the first time i heard it, i thought it was ok second time, i started fucking dying

[@chyuame]

Morpheus is uke and Neo is seme?

[@onezerotwo]

THE DOG JOKE

[@Mfporte]

The dog joke is horrendous

[@Materialist39]

Wait the Jeff Dunham joke is so funny, how’d that sneak in there

[@joepadgettherz9768]

It's crazy that NL is laughing but that is a very popular interpretation of The Matrix, since the directors are both trans women

[@iluxa-4000]

Mister and missis Anderson!

[@RobotnikPlngas]

That hat at the end though.

[@squid_pro_quo]

Early 2000s era NL jumpscare

[@flaccidacid6819]

someone made a several hour long breakdown on why the matrix is a trans allegory.

[@Re-Crafted]

NL being fujo-fied by K8 is the darkest timeline

[@kerokeropoonito]

alright alright

[@LisaSimpsonLiberal]

Walter!

[@Mindofthequill]

SMH NL has no imagination for shipping.

[@ViewtifulGene]

Agent Smith is gay for fighting Mr. Anderson. He's straight in the same way Baki characters and Top Gun dudes are straight.

[@ORaylon]

Holy shit im glad i met the better ryan first lol

[@beeeennnnnnn]

Fishburne could mess me up frfr

[@MrGreedylou]

Please let this man evolve, the final part of this video made me cringe all in my lap. Some things should be left to the past

[@nate433]

Cursed thumbnail. +2

[@MetaLemonaide]

Here I thought NL had covid brain but no, he’s always been like this.

[@EpicbubbleNITE]

What’s the outro song?

[@atl663]

lmfaooo