Northernlion Speedruns a Gambling Addiction

papa would be proud
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Game: The Coin Game
Twitch: / northernlion
KZbin: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 11-20-2023
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#northernlion #clips

[@mantidream8179]

Where NL succeeds effortlessly and bores quickly, Jerma fails endlessly and obsesses exponentially. Truly a tale of 2 arcade Andys

[@zoelagoblina3138]

+2

[@bigballerbillionaire]

NL = Northernlion@@dummobug

[@poimon5607]

@@dummobuga psycho

[@junipre985]

@@dummobug pimp daddy

[@bigapeallcity]

guy walking around with 500,000 tickets versus guy who wont get off of that one machine that looks sort of cool

[@qzr8558]

nl hitting the mega jackpog in the ball drop game = instant dopamine overload

[@invention64]

So much dopamine in this video

[@maxwell_edison]

never go to a casino

[@grit1]

"That's one hour of my father's labor gone" Honestly haven't heard a funnier line than this, holy moly

[@GoldenAura32]

The egg is crackin us with that one.

[@bradman7281]

Immediately followed by the "yeah we'll try again on this one for sure" it damn near drew a cackle out of me

[@jacob8949]

Had to pause the video for a few minutes to appreciate that line 😂

[@joshuakozlowski7315]

Kate and Luna went to daycare and left Ryan to play coin push. They came back to find Ryan still playing coin push and they told him that he needs to stop and he said no

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Alternate title: Northernlion simulates taking a Kick deal

[@Alo-is-io]

Seeing someone else play the Jerma Cointainment Facility game is a weird experience

[@okuchen727]

i had a physical reaction when i saw that dizzy bird machine

[@potatoonastick2239]

+2

[@potatoonastick2239]

I got PTSD flashbacks to those streams

[@AshleyChekhov]

It was Clint's game first 👿

[@critatonic]

@@AshleyChekhov shoutouts to a real one

[@Ragnell123]

He saw into an alternate timeline as a gambling streamer playing Popcorn Pete’s coin pushing game. Either that or he experienced brain death. Anyway those are my favorite games at the arcade

[@fjmoneybagz]

NL playing Cuckoo Coins was the moment he truly became his father. Kate: It’s time to go Ryan Ryan: I don’t want to..

[@joshcortezmusic8697]

BAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Blackobluna]

"Back when a quarter was worth 25 cents" if this aint a prophecy, I never seen one

[@TheSkeletalBig]

Speaking of your infinite quarters trick, when I was a kid we went camping who knows where and they had a soda machine outside of like a bathroom for the campsite (we really roughed it). I think it was a national park or something. The soda machine would only spit out every other soda that was purchased, but when it did it spit 2 sodas out at once. The one you bought and the one the last sucker tried to buy. I hung out by the bathroom buying two sodas for the price of one each time a mark came by and lost a dollar, I would even through in a line like "Yeah the last couple people that came by had that happen as well" before getting my root beer and free random beverage.

[@gl4d10]

there was a vending machine at a place that i worked that would spit out dollar coins for change, so i had a bowl of change on my desk and id tell people that i had a giant piggie bank that i was trying to fill and i was taking donations, but then instead of taking it home, i'd just feed it into this coke machine until it ran out dollar coins and id keep them in a crowne royal bag and i loved my horde of dubloons but then my bf att took it and bought me a cheap ass ring from target and spent the rest on weed :(

[@kylecanavan7967]

@@gl4d10 I'm sorry that happened to you.

[@DustyyBoi]

​@@gl4d10wow, hopefully your ex

[@VinnyZoomer]

Look at how locked in he is at 23:06 , bro didn't blink for like 3 minutes

[@Illuminanthi]

Me when I snort 10 mg of adderall and hit my vape on 40 mins of sleep driving to my final

[@poseidonm7]

I could not stop fucking laughing. he was constantly chastising the stupidity of basically a slot machine whilst binking it consistently and being drawn all the way in.

[@gungy_vt]

"No matter how well you did, you never got anything to show for it, your money was just gone" NL clearly never got good enough to make the top high score "ASS". I grew up in a small town near an arcade with only a handful of games in it (X-Men vs Street Fighter, Metal Slug 1+2, Mario pinball, Big Buck Hunter KKona, Raiden, Hydro Thunder, and a few I forget) and I made it my mission as an early teen to take as many high scores as I could because there's very few feelings better than putting semi-profanity on the leaderboards at the age of 14. I've also actually won the jackpot on the real life version of that wheelspin game. Insanely pog moment, but minors really shouldn't be allowed to partake in such gambling behaviors. Rng machine with lights and sounds vs human mind is an 80-20 matchup.

[@RobotnikPlngas]

I'd go back every weekend to my local arcade store and check if MYASS was still 1st on the score. If it wasn't. I had to fix that.

[@butlerbees6639]

Local restaurant had a pirate pin ball machine. 1st and 2nd place were held by: BIG and DICK, respectively. Was like that for years before it was reset.

[@integra8472]

X-Men vs Street Fighter had the juice 100%

[@b99b12]

Oh my god the ending song… I remember it. Such a delightful little song about a man losing his mind fishing, don’t you remember it Zach?

[@acerauto21]

"1 play equals 20 plays who the fuck did that math the Bounty Paper Towel Corporation"?

[@Snyphurr.]

the popcorn one is just brainrot the machine.

[@Anx13tyPrime]

NL's pinball story reminds me that once, as a kid, while bored in our local pub (the 80's, hooray!) I was just pressing the 'collect' button on the slot machine they had there and after like, a lot of presses, it spat £1 out. Ever since I've hit the collect button on any slot machine I walk past, just in case.

[@nazmulahmed5853]

This reminds me of when my cat pushed a small container over the table and a shit ton of snacks fell out. Now he pushes stuff off the table all the time

[@nazmulahmed5853]

just in case 😂

[@DustyyBoi]

​@@nazmulahmed5853that's funny😂

[@cavemantoe6153]

he's pegging me so hard with this gameplay

[@BigStinker_14]

Get pegged

[@JunoScream]

HUH

[@timm8o475]

After working at an arcade for years, I still never knew how most of these coin pusher games worked

[@Linden531]

I get why NL doesn't want to play these games long-term, but his banter MIXED with the gameplay is usually SSS+ tier and makes me sad we only get one...But it'll make me cherish it that much more

[@Wompond]

my culture is not your docket entry, nl

[@Vastakaiun]

The best thing about being 34 is being able to understand and appreciate NL's music jokes

[@Michael-kp4bd]

Idk I’m 32 but all those jokes went over my head like an aeroplane over the sea

[@Bob13454]

@@Michael-kp4bd You have to be 34

[@Swoodus]

Food for thought: "Victor Wembanyama" fits perfectly into the main phrase of the Deadly Premonition Whistle Song. I'm not gonna write the parody, but someone else should.

[@8BitTurmoil]

5:16 11,037 dollars? IT'S LEON!

[@fadmanloki660]

Wrong Canadian streamer

[@echocereal6255]

HOPE

[@97itachiuchiha]

5:40 You mean to tell me NL didn't have a take on discord sleep calls? I don't believe it

[@PotionSmeller]

So true NL, I miss when quarters used to be worth 25 cents.

[@SonderBeats]

23:27 made me actually laugh out loud

[@MachineYearning]

Same bestie

[@Neotenico]

The secondhand brain melt is significant

[@wickedwickedwicked42]

It’s the Clint Stevens prolonged break VOD backlog clearing game Pog

[@Funkyent]

Holy shit the egg is so cracked im having breakfast

[@NastyPlot_]

The Mark Z. Danielewski line got me so good

[@obviouslyanonymous]

15:28 that joke made me laugh embarrassingly loud

[@funx24X7]

The cam gradually growing during an angry rant is extremely intimidating

[@mangsmoof]

Broke: omg he hit jackpot Woke: babe wake up he’s sufjan posting again

[@Welcome2It]

Discord kids pretending to invent a sleep call like I haven’t been passing tf out on Skype since 06

[@jacksonarnold27]

did he just drop a fucking house of leaves reference off the dome while playing a brainrot arcade game

[@MaybeBlackMesa]

Nothing will top Aris playing this game. But I wish NL would play survival, looking for schemes to make money to survive with tickets and gambling is fun and gives purpose to playing games.

[@RobotnikPlngas]

He would just go off on "How is this fun? This is shit I had to do when I was a teenager, and I do NOT want to go back to those days" or something like that

[@herdinstinct8282]

Little does NL know that the first caveman who created the wheel did so to facilitate a spin cycle for a slot machine.

[@rq2757]

I can't believe he brought back The Coin Game. I was so hyped.

[@RalorPenwat]

Ok but hear me out, if they didn't put an out of order sign when from what he said the pinball machine wasn't working (since he didn't even get to play, unless his dad just didn't let him I guess) that's on them.

[@cavemantoe6153]

the clip of dale cooper yelling hellooo and then getting a jackpot would be the 2ndJerma intro and he just made a twin peaks reference as I was typing this comment

[@zackmartin1788]

As an arcade worker Ive seen people drop thousands of dollars on the marvel coin pusher I saw this guy come in every weekend drop 300$ on the marvel coin pusher. He did get like two of our consoles but still it is actually addictive.

[@johnd6980]

I kept waiting for him to turn around and there be 2 big dudes in suits ready to take him in the back room for cheating

[@sbrevoltuion5]

The Sufism Steven’s bit is gold

[@kaifulbright5241]

my dopamine receptors were so pogged up for the whole stream

[@LiarJudas666]

Ryan moving his camera to the right as if the leaderboard is just out of view during the wheel is *really* funny lol

[@Mindofthequill]

I wanna watch him play Yakuza and get lost in time at the arcade

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

NL doing full playthroughs of Yakuza has the potential to be up there with the deadly premonition games. the banter would be marvelous too

[@autonomousanonymous6310]

when he went up to popcorn pete he was cooked

[@gamezone5329]

At 2:20 when you said “did I just get out of brain surgery”, when I indeed, got out of brain surgery today is funny

[@Psd2940]

Get that recovery king

[@theonehitko]

This is the last game I would expect NL to be playing. This is such a zoomer XQC pilled game.

[@Blaurot]

Jerma played it, so it does make sense

[@HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN]

This looks like a game you’d build in little big planet tbh

[@godhaze]

the reactions are insane

[@XxcrazycjxX]

best arcade story is my brother realized the ticket dispenser door was unlocked so he cleared the tickets out of the thing, hid them in a bag then told an attendant

[@lanster77schannel]

the face cam getting larger @ 19:35 is amazing

[@colinpaton3304]

God when he got to the Popcorn machine I was losing it

[@isingra]

The weirdest thing about this stream was when he was robbed by the leaderboard and then got gaslit by chat into forgetting he won 1K tickets on the fish wheel

[@CascadePSA]

HE’S SO GOOD AT WHEELS

[@devingross8805]

“That’s when quarters were actually worth something they were like 25 cents” … yeah

[@AtaGunZ]

Like father like son

[@riskybusinessish]

the Royal Tenenbaums callback is A+

[@jacobwumbo827]

Congrats librarian, this one is doing numbers. Hope you treat yourself to some grub hub.

[@someguyyouprobablyneverheardof]

nl really be throwing out house of leaves and twin peaks double references out here

[@Matkatamiba]

The Bounty joke was goated

[@SPKevan]

I’m whatever generation that would rather watch arcade gameplay rather then go play irl

[@MrHeroicDemon]

My dad used to give me 20$'s to slam on the desk for the guy to drop tons of quarters to put into arcade machines that had Street fighter, random Gundam fighting games, games you never seen before, House of Horror with the guns I think it's called, bruh, most arcades are now behind a bar.

[@wastedink4059]

mortally wounded by this

[@GochaProductions]

There was actually only 23% anime pfps in case anyone else was wondering.

[@Gromper7878]

Watching NL play popcorn pete was the funniest shit I ever seen

[@coeplis24]

Ah this throw me back of Mon bazou era

[@THEcamobackpack]

Not a cellphone in sight ❤

[@alexrobinson9138]

I miss Clint Stevens so badly

[@MrIceio]

i love the price is right rant

[@Tpdkgod]

shoutout the chatter that said "like the rapper?" after NL mentioned the machine spitting out 50 cents.

[@adamjones7891]

4:28 The price is right keeping kid's dreams down.

[@nickshovan2006]

My family found a vending machine that would take a golden dollar and count it then spit the dollar out

[@Blackobluna]

Popcorn Pete's is crack on crack

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Drop coin with Interac was a great bit. Gigadat homie.

[@cyrilsurreal81]

What did he trade all them tickets for?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

nothing

[@cyrilsurreal81]

That's so raven

[@robertmoreton8135]

Outro goes hard, thank you Librarian

[@michaeletzkorn]

What's that outro song? I remember its in some Wii horror game and its quite catchy

[@michaeletzkorn]

Deadly Premonition

[@windrunner436]

I love the outro song

[@Kilborns]

Coin pushers are the most depressing game in the arcade

[@RHSavage12]

The coin game

[@calumryan6328]

On that same trip to Nova Scotia NLs motel room got broken into and his game boy was stolen. I think they were two different motels though

[@j-mc2144]

13:17 Dota reference Cereal

[@sasuke-qn2yo]

Idk why but this video comes off like an ad when scrolling and I almost ignored it

[@poseidonm7]

HOLY Shit Nova scotia mentioned!!

[@reDustt]

24:04 fucking murdered me

[@easteregg2898]

he has so many good one liners

[@Xarenth]

23:30 this is what i was seeing in my head all along

[@RandomAutist]

I wish for someday to be half the gamer this Egg is.

[@gammagames1413]

NL mentioning Jeff Mangum is insane. I love Neutral Milk Hotel.

[@SleepayGui]

Maybe a dumb question but how is the chat synced better than any other streamer’s vod?

[@strangeshotgun]

Some streamers put their chat up on screen during the livestream itself, so it has some delay. The chat on these videos are edited in after the fact.

[@SleepayGui]

@@strangeshotgun Ahhh that makes sense! Thanks!

[@meruem6935]

1:21 not even 2 mins in and im in tears 🤣🤣

[@felix56p]

17:47 the looooong waaaaaay

[@kholdseid6614]

chiblee simulator

[@LvLocks1915]

23:30 Humanity is cooked.

[@eggcouncil4474]

23:13 lmao

[@SocialCreditScore]

Is NL being auto tuned at the end or did he kill that

[@jcbro86]

Not bragging but my youngest son has hit the jackpot on two different giant wheel spins before the age of 6.

[@smollillith4799]

found this man on tik tok and i feel like ive now entered a new realm

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

welcome to the madness