The Bizarre Unspoken Truth About Pet Ownership - Honest Ads

[@reoden7546]

Calling fish a "high maintenance painting" is hilarious. And accurate.

[@lunakoala5053]

I can do one better. Ever heard of nano-reefs? Salt-water tanks with usually nothing than corals and maybe a few snails in them. Super extreme high maintenance, as the evaporation alone wrecks your salinity in a matter of days if you don't maintain it. Also, everything is expensive. Nothing really moves in it. A fish tank, at the very least, is more like an 90's screensaver. A coral tank? Really just a 3d painting.

[@reoden7546]

@@lunakoala5053 lol well that was informative. I guess some people don't run out of weird ways to spend their money. Must be a good problem to have. Q.Q

[@lunakoala5053]

@@reoden7546 I had one of those, when I was a broke ass student. No, it wasn't a good problem to have. lol. But it thaught me a valuable lesson. Don't buy shit you can't afford to maintain, lol.

[@jessikapiche6097]

i loved having a fish tank, but although you follow every rules, they still die. I became so depress over that, i stopped buying fish and i now have a big tank tha i am now thinking transforming into a plant decoration little green house.

[@invaderjoshua6280]

If your smart you breed fish, and frag corals. You can very easily make a good lump sum with coral frags.

[@rob1399]

this guy is crushing my faith in humanity one video at a time

[@DarknetDude]

Robert Dowler “If you don't buy this dog, will we kill him? The risk is yours to take.”

[@jw4718]

That was the best part.

[@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures]

Robert Dowler its remarkable you didn't already have doubts

[@Osowiec1917]

the fact is it's the way capitalism work until we get rid of it !!

[@scottyj6226]

makes me feel like I've got a better understanding (and therefore an advantage) of how things work.

[@SharukhSaifi]

"Ineffectual slaves who love you implicitly because they have a limited scope of understanding" You should take this to your home today

[@MetaKnight964]

Sharukh Saifi: That makes no sense.

[@SharukhSaifi]

@@MetaKnight964 Do you know there is something called sarcasm.

[@engfragerm2657]

What does this even mean, your kids?

[@SharukhSaifi]

@@engfragerm2657 animals you call pets

[@OneRichMofo]

@@SharukhSaifi No people know sarcasm. Your comment just doesn't make sense. It is not clear what you are trying but failing to say.

[@error-ze6kx]

It's weird when someone claims they love an animal and keep it in a cage or tied up most of the time

[@agonleed3841]

Eh. Not really as I've grown to understand. Cause YOU may see it tied or locked..but that's probably because you're around. The world doesn't really view animals the way they view kids. I'd my kids are taken there would be FBI looking to find them. But someone took my dog a few years back and all I can do is put up posters and to all over media HOPING someone is nice enough to not just decide they will keep him. If they do, what can I do about it? So...I have to keep my animals tied so that you won't think it's so cute that you abduct him when he comes wandering by your house. Dogs want to explore and play just like kids. Is it ok for a person to just take a child? But it's acceptable for them to do that to animals. So to protect my animals and keep them with me, they will have to be tied or caged enough and at certain times because they are still animals who will venture off...as animals do. Then there's the fact that if it's not just a small cute thing, people can overreact or attack it, in which it defends itself now the human laws dictate that animal must die AND you go to jail or pay up a lot. So..the pet owner loves their animals. But they have to tied or caged because of YOU. You may steal it. You may hurt it you may antagonize it which puts yourself at risk and the animal.

[@eduardochavacano]

or sell their babies...in the case of dog owners. That is why i only have rabbits.

[@alexcantlow740]

Lol humans do it willingly. 😂.

[@TaiFerret]

I kept the cage open most of the time. I kept it closed at first but my ferrets opened it themselves.

[@extropiantranshuman]

@@TaiFerret 'most of the time'

[@satyu131089]

Incapable of forming bonds with living things that can talk? Buy one that can't talk and pretend like it loves you!

[@sadhu7191]

At least cats are honest but people still lie to them selves. No food no love

[@shanestrickland5006]

My mom mainly feeds my dog and it loves on me a bit. Give or take it loves and takes up time with my mom more because my mom does most things for it. But my dog still loves on me so what you are saying is not true. But of course if you show something more love it's going to more than likely show you more love.

[@jenhoney9741]

....until horrifically they start talking. Around here it truly is always something.

[@flamo3961]

I didn't buy any of my animals. I saved them from being hit by cars, getting in fights, or starving to death. I don't have to pretend that they love me.

[@flamo3961]

@@sadhu7191 I know what you mean. My aunt never fed her son, and he hated her for the rest of his life.

[@ThomasTVP]

"Maybe you'll like a very high-maintenance painting" [Aquarium] - LOL!

[@AnimalAce]

I love aquariums and it pains me to say this.....he's correct.

[@prasmahendra4172]

@@AnimalAce yeah, having an aquarium is like having a small universe and we can feel like a divine being provide them with graces or become uncaring and indifference god who abandoned them and make them suffer to death

[@foo2734]

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[@mBUSHattack]

Fish = Very Expensive Painting lol

[@Tombee2]

Michael Bush very expansive gif

[@dawg4769]

Michael Bush That you can feed live animals to if you cop the right one (tiger oscar, arowana, etc.) Fish aren’t as boring as people make them out to be I owned an oscar for 3 years and you can make fun of me but it let me pet it and only me, it swims away from stranger hands cause i’ve fed it since it was 2 inches big.

[@seemykids99]

A 15 year old True. I have had several Cichlids, and most of them like to be petted.

[@danieldavila4999]

No more like high maintenance.

[@ryannixon4138]

Michael Bush haha same

[@PrudhviRaj666]

Humanity's ugliest side portrayed in the most elegant and refined way possible. I miss their videos.

[@gergototh5090]

hah really? the fact that you have typed your comment means that you don`t give a shit either.

[@PrudhviRaj666]

@@gergototh5090 I give a shit, man. That's why I commented in the first place. It's just... I'm not in a position to do anything about it that can have enough impact. That's the reality, and I am not disillusioned about it. I hope I will get there sometime... maybe. Let's hope so. 🙏

[@christopherpetersen9751]

They are back!

[@mikoi7472]

Ugliest side? How? Because we evolved alongside other creatures so much so that their lives are improved by being around us? Dogs self domesticated because of the benefits of living with humans. Not to mention there's evidence to suggest humans and dogs might have gone extinct around 3 times if not for our close bond. Dogs and humans have literally evolved together for thousands of years to the point we both have changes to fit the other. It's a relationship that improves both sides. And to talk more to thinks like factory farming and shit, sure the way we treat these animals is horrible, but because humans find a use for them, they will continue to exist. If not for humans many of these species could have gone extinct and now they are some of the most numerous species on the planet.

[@PrudhviRaj666]

@@mikoi7472 You can... it's a bit rich to oppress, experiment, maim and enslave a creature... and then tag them self-domesticated and celebrate the fact that they are not extinct at the end of it. And you say many animals were saved from extinction because of man? Well... I'm sorry to say that they found themselves at the brink of extinction in the first place 'because' of the intervention of man. And... you say many of these species continue to exist and are some of the most numerous species at present on Earth, because of man? Tell that to the poultry chickens that do not get to live more than three months. Tell that to the farm eggs that never get to hatch. Imagine the same fate for humans. Would you be okay with it? As you and a chicken are the same... both just a life form? Would it be fine to enslave you as long as you are fed? What do you say? Don't talk as if man was the best thing that ever happened to Earth? He is not the best and will never be. All we can be happy for is that so far he hasn't been the worst thing that happened to Earth. Mankind is an accident of Earth. It is yet to be seen whether she will recover completely, or lose a limb... or lose her life because of it. 🙏

[@joshuakim5240]

Fish= high maintenance painting Hamster= reformed plague beast Tarantula= monster hand Parrot= pooping plane

[@matthewharris-levesque5809]

I'm pretty sure that grey animal was a rat, not a hamster. And actually, rats make excellent pets. Hamsters, not so much.

[@JonatasMonte]

Don't rats keep other rats away from your home due to the fact that they avoid living with strange buddies?

[@rs72098]

joshua kim Yep I seriously don't understand the point of owning any of these, especially birds. Birds should never be pets, they should be outside flying around.

[@figskatvids]

True I had a few hamsters and they were cute but not very friendly. My rat, however, was very friendly and clever. I miss him a lot, they sadly don't live that long, but they're great while it lasts.

[@OhHeyItsRae.]

Matthew Harris-Levesque Not necessarily. as long as you give enough time and attention to a hamster, they'll bond with you and be really friendly. and they're quite a bit smarter than given credit for.

[@raph009]

I've had this point of view for ages and yet, people want to murder me every time I say this out loud. I love animals, but hate pet shops for treating them like furnitures...

[@happyburgerman9724]

I don't think that's a very uncommon opinion at all, at least among the animal people.

[@hadbetterdays8118]

Thank you I mean some of these poor guys get raped and others unwillingly impregnated

[@chrisser2088]

My sentiments exactly. Why do people think that if you have this opinion that you don’t like animals. If anything it’s to the contrary, we do like them that is one of the reasons we don’t want them as pets.

[@kolpik3708]

@Chrisser - I'd like your comment multiple times if I could. 8>)

[@Kawamura2]

@@chrisser2088 Which makes no sense because if someone doesn't take them and take care of them, they will live a horrible, short life, and since domestic animals have had most of the wild bred out of them, they wouldn't last in the wild at all. I hate pet shops, because of how the animals are treated, but i still have two dogs, of whom i didn't buy from a pet shop, and i see nothing wrong with having them as companions if you treat them like a member of the family and don't abuse them. It's actually the more humane thing to do, instead of letting them rot in pet stores and puppy mills. And no, I don't OWN them any more than i would own one of my own children, because that is what they are to me, my children. But then again, maybe you're right, maybe it IS better to let them rot. Do you even have a better solution than just oh no i don't believe in having pets?

[@powwowdoc]

Wish they would do one on the funeral industry.

[@SevyDevi]

I second this.

[@wholeNwon]

That's a great suggestion!!

[@FlamasNegras]

Or Penn and Teller bullshit episode about Death,

[@jforozco12]

guess what guys! death is a scam! we're all actually immortal! and the funeral industry is getting rich with your forced death!

[@martiemc8398]

yep hey Roger do one on the funeral industry

[@pauldacon828]

"And remember to have your pets genitals removed at infancy without their consent, because it's the right thing to do." That joke made my circumcision scars itch...

[@whalisten]

oh.....

[@fractal_mind562]

Isn't it insane how you turned the legitimate suffering of animals to be about you within a single sentence 👏👏 unless they also stopped your ability to breed at birth too they are not compatible procedures... Congrats on the ego though 😂

[@bromanr7209]

@@fractal_mind562 .....🤨

[@hadbetterdays8118]

Technically male circumcision and neutering are completely different because one stops breeding while the other stops you from washing longer in the shower

[@PorthoGamesBR]

@ConceptMind Well, if you kids actively suffered physical pain from excessive hormones, to a point where it simply becames uncontrolable and children started to fight and lose parts of their body, or even died, just to release their jizz, and at the same time possibly getting life ending DSTs with no cure or getting pregnant and dying of cancer or other one of the 100 ways a dog can die while giving birth (in humans is even higher. Birth mortalithy in humans was very high some years ago), you maybe would do the same. But different than most animals, humans can controll their sex drive (most of the time) and are fully aware of the risk of doing sex. We just do it anyway, but then its shame on us. And remember, the example above would be with CHILDREN trying to have sex, because most animals have the same intelect or lower than a human child.

[@Cangeltibon]

My dog has been intensely staring at me through this entire video, and now I don't know how to proceed with the rest of the day.....help.

[@Socksshoesandhats]

Well, dogs directly stare at you if they want to challenge your authority, or they feel threatened. You might want to turn it down, they can hear and understand over 500 human words.

[@JPMitchell31721]

+Cangel Tibon It's too late to precede. You mean proceed.

[@accursedblackmage]

+Ankh Infinitus you win grammar today.

[@JohnDanielTorrance]

Now that it's aware, you have to kill him. That's how it works.

[@Hatake0217]

+usern4metak3ns I feel like you think about dog rape often. Like, too often. Like, in a way that you try to make conversations into ones about dog rape, even when it has nothing to do with anything.

[@polvoradelrey2423]

This guy isn't crushing my faith in humanity one video at a time but reminding me why I didn't have any in the first place.

[@yearginclarke]

Same here.

[@Heisenberg69-qn8mm]

Yessir

[@Spiritueli]

yep. same here

[@comfortonline5912]

Same here😅 I just glad I found someone who sees the absurdity of it all

[@ismt9390]

My cat is pretty independent though. I found him on the street, he came to me when I called. He let me pet him and then followed me to my courtyard. I gave him some food and went inside, thinking he was going to leave. He never left. 4 years later we still have this cat. He stays indoors half of the time now, but he goes out whenever he wants and always comes back. I'm not his owner, we're two creatures who benefit from and enjoy each other's company. He gets food and a safe place to sleep and I get to pet a kitty. Good enough for me. :))

[@ismt9390]

Oh thanks! ^^

[@DanteYewToob]

Aku Jo I think he was being a dick. But, that's actually a neat story. I rescued a cat once who was missing an ear and was all mangled up.. took her to the vet and then home and she disappeared, two days later my dog is going nuts by my couch and the damn girl had 8 kittens under my couch lol I kept them until they could fend for themselves and let them all go and they still live behind my house 3 years later. They play with my dog and come in the house occasionally and sleep in my garage when its cold or too hot.. But I don't consider them mine.. Buster tho... That floppy eared bastard belongs to me! ;P

[@kuko6]

The cat owns you

[@zaboza2011]

Aku Jo it's like a Mexican maid

[@lolaispure4296]

♡

[@gypsywoman9140]

I love his take on Bob Barker's "Please spay and neuter your pets" at the end 😂 "Please remove your mammals genitals in infancy without its consent"

[@mandypandy111ify]

Spaying pets doesn't actually involve removal of their genitals, though.

[@alexflenner1986]

I'm against spaying and netureing!!!!

[@howardwayne3974]

Or leave things alone and overpopulate the world with disease ridden starving snarling packs if aggressive animals that are worse than any puppy mill you ever saw that authorities will order shot in sight because they are killing children and eating them .

[@revolutionaryrabbit7715]

@James Patrick Careful not to cut yourself on that edge m8

[@TheDankBoi69]

Do the same with humans and suddenly you get called a genocidal dictator. I know this because in my country there was a president who did that during his second mandate in the late 90s. They imprisoned him and hes currently alive (because the constitution of my country thinks death penalty is too cruel)

[@lashantacurry1728]

"Are you tired of dominating inanimate objects that don't grant you the power over life and death?" It's surprising how unsurprising this describes the temperment of people looking to feel valueable in "dominating" a conscious life form.

[@lashantacurry1728]

Is the like encouraging the sarcasm or the repetition of the videos narrorators description of some human behavior toward validating themselves?

[@projectpitchfork860]

Not every animal is conscious and not to the same degree.

[@luisgay5897]

@@projectpitchfork860 most are conscious, I think you mean sentient and so far we know of only 1, humans.

[@bkr1895]

@@luisgay5897 no we are the only sapient animal there are other sentient animals

[@fractal_mind562]

@@luisgay5897 These are just buzz words for people to feel good about these decisions, we define animals by intelligence, but we define intelligence on what WE consider intelligence. Some birds use quantum fluctuations to fly north for the winter, whales can sense echos (vibrations) from miles away, we cant do that... And yet we are killing 10 billion chickens a year for their meat, and slaughtering whales for their bodies... We need words like "sentient" ect to keep people from realising what they're doing... They're killing living breathing thinking INTELLIGENT animals because its easier than an alternative, and the big companies involved have invested alot into keeping this going.. If you truly think we are the most intelligent species then you should probably reconsider intelligence, because its more than just 10x10, or your ability to memorise textbooks.

[@lindanimthembu1448]

Please do "if banks were honest " ads

[@ismailgodo5342]

Did a credit card

[@nukedeadx]

haha if the devil were honest

[@lindanimthembu1448]

@Sheldon Cooper that is so true

[@bosslady1914]

Might be his last video, he'll get Epsteined

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Video gets demonetized, striked down and youtube servers get nuked out of existence before it fully uploads 😂

[@edboymovies]

I'm sure people would listen to Roger if he did an honest cigarette commercial

[@orgywithpigs6]

Yeah, us smokers have absolutely no idea that smoking is bad for our health. Like, wow, really, I didn't even know

[@edboymovies]

I know right? And just think.., "what if Roger put it in a video?"

[@philliparnesen4493]

So necessary. Only roger can truly explain the dangers of smoking, not literal decades of commercials, and having actual family and friends die from it. Cigarettes need to be outlawed because adults aren't capable of making adult decisions where they are concerned.

[@orgywithpigs6]

+The Geckomancer guess we better outlaw sugar

[@philliparnesen4493]

orgywithpigs6 Sure but it wouldn't do anything. No one uses sugar. We use high fructose corn syrup, and splenda, and fucking phenylalinine.

[@wiandryadiwasistio2062]

"oh, this dog? that's not my pet; i hire him to guard my house. i pay him with foods, but if he knows how to use money and pay bills, i'll pay him with money"

[@tommyodonovan3883]

Dogs are the best home protection.

[@SenhorAlien]

@@tommyodonovan3883 except probably armed guards, and a security system.

[@stevenstygles255]

@@SenhorAlien except dogs are more loyal and can hear better than a guard .

[@SenhorAlien]

@@stevenstygles255 and they're infinitely less effective

[@stevenstygles255]

@@SenhorAlien yes human guards are less effective than guard dogs and cost more.

[@Magic_beans_]

This is why pet experts often say things like, "If you can't afford to spoil them, you can't really afford to have them." It sounds harsh and judgmental, but you're confining an animal to your apartment. You can at least make it a nice apartment with fun stuff to do and decent quality food.

[@idylledoll]

Frijole Exactly!

[@seededsoul]

A lot of poor and even some homeless people have pets. I just don’t understand this.

[@bbriefs8689]

The human world does not allow predators to live. If dogs didn’t become our pets they would be extinct or put in factory farms for food.

[@bbriefs8689]

And what the fuck is a pet expert?

[@unrulysimian3897]

Not everyone lives in an apartment. Some of us live in the middle of nowhere and have a few acres.

[@snyper5150]

Roger Horton for president! Hey, at least he’s honest.

[@gertrud8274]

Sounds like they actually listened to you. He just his name and skin color shortly before though

[@goldjustgold5942]

He'd be dead by Thursday. Politics and honesty go together like peanut butter and rat poison but hey... A man can dream. Smh... A man can dream. Damn, I'm getting depressed. Lol

[@ethnicleanserberg7975]

Roger Waters

[@DavidAbyssal]

If politics where true, humanity will face extinction to a endless and painfull wars...

[@goldjustgold5942]

@@DavidAbyssal Not true.

[@JustGrowingUp84]

Cracked, the audio is too low. Even if I turn up the volume of my speakers to the max, it's still too low. Please take care of it, I didn't have any problems with your previous videos. Thank you.

[@snorkenhaufer]

+TheFilthyCasual God I thought it was just me getting old.

[@JustGrowingUp84]

snorkenhaufer lol !

[@FlamingFreedomDotCom]

Everyone please up-vote this.

[@vasectomyfail442]

+TheFilthyCasual ok, awesome, i'm not going deaf, i turned the volume up 3 times during the video, then continually kept trying to raise the volume on my computer and on the youtube volume meter.

[@meloche1syndrome]

Yeah, honestly. I could barely hear and I had my phone up against my ear.

[@KusogeMan]

i like how it's not even mentioned the fact that so many animal lovers would never try to help a human being

[@shindousan]

Some are even misanthropes.

[@SDALLE99]

Well, I’m an animal lover, not an “all-living-things lover.” Besides, why would I help a human, even I have standards.

[@ivorymantis1026]

@@shindousan I feel very called out right now.

[@shindousan]

@@ivorymantis1026 You do, don't you?

[@ivorymantis1026]

@@shindousan I generally view humanity as a species that got far but will, inevitably, fall to the next great filter. So I hang out with simple, biological creatures as I ponder whether or not some greater cosmic karma will ultimately come knocking at my windowsill to kick my teeth in.

[@sandymarcantelli4835]

As a pet owner and animal lover, it pains me that you made some good points besides making me laugh. I love your videos!

[@defendersofhumansandthenat7378]

If you love animals, you wouldn't enslave them for your enjoyment, and you also wouldn't pay for them to be tortured and killed in order to become pet food.

[@FastDuDeJiunn]

its something i been advocating aainst for over 10 years. i really wish the entire pet trade industry was abolished....... and yes i had and have pet myself. and i treat them well ofc... i give them the most freedom i can. i rescue pets.. from death or horrid situations. this last one was near starved to death. in the end we do what we can... animals have feelings... dreams, emotions wants and needs, fears. wish everyone knew and understood this....

[@RepresentWV]

Eh, it’s a tricky spot. I only have a cat because I found it on the side of a road with flies all over it and a broken leg due to being spit out of an engine compartment it was hiding in. Now I have my own rough house and the cat has cleared it of mice and is nice to pet and look at. I don’t put it in costumes or even a collar, though I did have it neutered and vaccinated because the population of Street cats is too high already. I keep it outdoors mostly because he does well out there. I’m kind of secluded most of the time and sometimes I wonder if I like my cat so much because I’m neurotic and have social problems. I’ll say this video has a couple things backwards: leashes and restraints aren’t BDSM-themed, but BDSM is pet and total-control themed. To think the other ear is laughably absurd which makes me think this is a piss take. The other thing is that they bring up neutering like it’s wrong, when if we didn’t neuter these animals we would be worse for letting them populate all over the place, getting diseased, starved, and hunting small wild animals. All in all this is an interesting that brings up some truths about pet ownership but also some ridiculous slander. They should do one on why circumcision is still common practice mostly in America if they really want to hit hard. This is petty, no pun intended.

[@shaunrasmussen5886]

@@FastDuDeJiunn So you pretty much want all domesticated animals to die? Because most of them will die without our help these days. You advocate against the pet industry yet take in pets. I commend you for doing so, but your also kind of a hypocrite. I understand wanting to save them. Most of our pets have been domesticated for so long, they don't know how to take care of themselves anymore.

[@MsSunnyMuffins]

I love how fish are a high maintenance painting. I never understood the purpose of fish as pets.

[@AndreinneLawrence]

my cousin had this big tank with several colorful fish in it, but she also lives in a big house and has two kids, so every time i went over for a visit, there was one less fish in it, until one day the tank was just gone. lol, now there's a pretty statue where the tank used to be.

[@AndreinneLawrence]

***** that is so cool, dude, seriously.

[@joshuakim5240]

I would consider Koi fish the only fish somewhat capable of being pet-like to any noticeable degree. And that's mostly because those things live long as hell if taken care of and jump around like excited dogs at people they like.

[@ratlover523]

They literally are a high maintenance painting. Some of them might even look at you from time to time.

[@ratlover523]

...Good to know. I think I'll steer clear of cichlids then...

[@The_Nerd_King]

Do honest Military ads! Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes guys!👍🏾 2nd Edit: Damn, I kinda created a militarized war of my own Here in the comments!

[@reagansimon111]

The King of Nerds that would be the most interesting add

[@leafster1337]

killing is fun

[@gocoyle5560]

I say do it , people stupid enough to join the military anyway or maybe they just need to kill.........

[@rixille]

Yes, do it Cracked, DO IT.

[@iAPX432]

Could not wait "Roger Horton" (Jack Hunter) in military attire. Cracked's creators are incredibles, but he trounce it, and adds a lot !

[@thecomprehensionhub4612]

I've always thought that humanities obsession with breading/owning cute animals is extremely selfish.

[@keyabrade1861]

It actually started out reasonably, but then diverged into something else.

[@truthwatcher2096]

Not unlike their obsession with making babies

[@notalanjoseph]

Everything we do is selfish

[@keyabrade1861]

@@notalanjoseph Then how did human civilization get this far?

[@thundersheild926]

@@keyabrade1861 I'm curious, when was it reasonable, and when did it diverge into something else?

[@brandoncobb4646]

I miss this guy :( I hope he's doing ok these days

[@jcgongavoe337]

To consider he exposed so much things creeps me out

[@brandoncobb4646]

@@jcgongavoe337 He is the one great unsung hero of KZbin.

[@jcgongavoe337]

@@brandoncobb4646 ah, I didn't made it clear, I think it could be something worse, like silenced, that creeps me out...

[@brandoncobb4646]

@@jcgongavoe337 Plus, not like we have much of a way to check on him. I don't think they ever said his full name.

[@kialuvsyoo]

What do you mean? Is he officially gone?

[@tantani6078]

Those creatures spent centuries in training humans to pick up their poop and feed them for free We are the lesser beings

[@belldrop7365]

Not to mention their foresight for castration. Humans could learn a thing or two from them.

[@BeaverChainsaw]

we also idolize these creatures in heartwarming movies,books,songs, shows,etc. and in some cases we worship them by buidling sculputres, mummifying them, etc.

[@thedragonflyers6184]

I know you’re joking, but the joke missed the whole point of the video and trades it in for a false narrative which serves to make you feel less guilty about owning a pet. Just thought I’d point that out

[@oruga1971able]

Or you just saying that to make you feel better that your animal slave keeper.

[@RealCoolGuy]

@@thedragonflyers6184 It's not a false narrative. Dogs were "self-domesticating" meaning they chose to become friendly with humans in exchange for scraps from human food waste and safety. Even traits like floppy ears were developed specifically to make them look more tame by the human perspective. There are tons of research on this...

[@nellz72]

My reformed plaguebeasts are very cute I'll have you know.

[@NeoJiNeTiK]

Tiny paws and that smile, so adorable :3

[@danieltorresdeluna4844]

Pinche Carta Magna Pero tú pinche anciano 👴 vejestorio💰 no me interesa tu dinero mis aportes de España interesa pero me interesa más el dinero💩💪😅

[@kawaiianonymous839]

nellz72 EXACTLY! They're highly intelligent, I have 4!

[@croc106]

They're great for entertainment! I love watching hawks and eagles dive in and take off with them. It's an animal rescue all on its own! So adorable!

[@ngantnier]

It's too bad they have such short lifespans.

[@daveparkes8539]

I have a pet rock. I'm now offended. It took 2000 years for him to develop and he loves me. I have a personal relationship with him. He is my savior. Although he never actually talks to me, I know he loves me. ❤️ His name is JayCee. He can be your pet friend too.

[@e-bikeautonomy]

I am coming for your pet friend…. P.s. a lonely loser…..

[@nikitachirich7985]

Most of these imbiciles in the comment section could never understand the gravitas of your statement, makes the theory that Earth is quarantined kind of plausible.

[@e-bikeautonomy]

@@nikitachirich7985 I am sure you never caught my sarcasm…… You must not realize you are a barn animal to your monetary masters……. Go slave team! Ooo and mascot pet ROCK

[@JayMoore-e8o]

You rock!!!

[@staceyj3667]

The whole my mammal is pregnant, gives birth, then once she weans em I sell them off to the highest bidder and act like there can’t be an attachment to her babies sounds so familiar to me...🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Thegoldenchild415]

Slavery.... 🤔

[@laynonna]

I wonder...

[@artemisjr1237]

Yeah I always called animal breeders glorified animal pimps.

[@thekrrib]

And some humans kill, abandon, neglect or otherwise abuse thier kids too Alexander. Not sure what your point is.

[@LetThereBeLightxx]

Feyza there’s no way that’s completely true, certainly for some species. Surely a gorilla would remember its offspring.

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

"Remember, it has no choice. You own it!" best moniker for a pet store ever.

[@la-ia1404]

What if health insurance was honest?

[@markedgette5463]

Tina Einstein the industrial medical complex would collapse.

[@meow8384]

Tina Einstein no video can cover this

[@lauranolastnamegiven3385]

if health insurance were honest - we hope you live a long time & stay healthy, so you'll keep paying in, and receive little in return, you, the consumer, hope you get sick at some point, so you can make some use of this, and not just feel like you've been throwing money down a hole, so someone else can get their cancer treatments

[@algfourty9185]

"A very high maintenance painting" 🤣

[@user84074]

Jesus. Between this and CH's "Adam Ruins Everything," I just can't seem to enjoy life anymore..

[@Derek.Mitchell]

+zumtream then Cinema Sins can do a video on that video

[@darwinxavier3516]

+Derek Mitchell And then HISHE could make a video of how Cinema Sins should have done that video.

[@ThePiscesmMended]

+Lyoko Sauce why? i find life much more enjoyable when i understand the society and world around me.

[@NumeMoon]

+Lyoko Sauce Dude needs to meet Adam, so they can ruin everything together.

[@mattd5240]

+Lyoko Sauce Because life is a LIEEEE!

[@JohnnyCatFitz]

That turned quite dark fairly quickly. Thanks Roger.

[@extropiantranshuman]

it is dark, that's why

[@RichAdams21]

Good job, Roger. Now tackle the "corporate stock footage" industry. You know, the produced-for-sale clips of happy people doing happy things in slow motion like gardening, flying kites & ballroom dancing on the beach; prominently used in prescription drug ads and wireless internet ads for country folks. There's little I enjoy more than watching the bizarre juxtaposition of inexplicably gleeful people chasing puppies through a field of daisies at half speed while the voice on the TV ad lists the horrible side effects of whatever particular poisonous drug they're selling.

[@wabberjacky9951]

There should be a reality show where dog owners are treated the same way as there pets for two weeks, food, cages , costumes etc.

[@takeyiatwitty2216]

That's called PetPlay dude. And we don't kink shame in this community.

[@camjamcam1]

@@takeyiatwitty2216 😁

[@wabberjacky9951]

@@takeyiatwitty2216 lol 😆

[@adangamez3608]

Honestly, if I was a dog, I wouldn’t mind being fed, dressed and walked, I mean dogs like most of this stuff anyways, caging? Imma need a big cage to he satisfied, at least some owners care about the space their dog gets.

[@ASmith-jn7kf]

How do you know they like it??

[@TheJanitorIsIn]

This is great. This is amazing. DECONSTRUCT SPORTS, ROGER.

[@terraventusaqua123]

+David Cook It's Pokemon or Amiibos for rich, white people. There! I saved them a video...

[@ldobehardcore]

+David Cook The weighted random number generator has just created a new set of weighted random numbers! Quick, let's use these weighted random numbers to construct narratives and make shittons of money!

[@RainintheBrain]

+David Cook I had the same idea.

[@darwinxavier3516]

+Robert Jay Nah that's just fantasy football. Although, I don't exactly know what David Cook meant by sports.

[@nunyabusiness896]

+David Cook No problem, David! Do you often find yourself completely devoid of anything worthwhile to do for two to four hours? Do you have a strong urge to usher a leather wrapped rubber sphere into a net with a hole in it or a designated rectangle? Do you enjoy competition that is largely based on predetermined genetic factors such as height or innate body mass that will completely outweigh any amount of training or determination? Well do I have the activity for you: sports! Yes, run up and down a carefully manicured lawn maintained with funds adequate to feed an entire 3rd world nation as you crash into other grown men ensuring that none of you will be able to walk properly past the age of 35. Not a fan of the outdoors? Perhaps basketball is your game where the tallest person in the room will innately outperform you solely for the fact that he can block all of your attempts to throw the leather sphere into the designated net, then proceed to effortlessly place the sphere in his own team's net, for whatever the fuck that proves. Don't forget about the world's favorite sport: Soccer. Nothing beats a game where the winner is determined by whoever can perform the most Academy Award winning displays of injury simulation before the clock runs out. Not a fan of the objectivity of placing spheres in nets? How about action sports! Yes, action sports where judges must carefully deconstruct the way one person flips his dead tree with wheels on it differently from another person and somehow does it in such a way as to be judged the winner. Yes, that flip was certainly flippier, you win my good sir, just don't forget to decline your drug test, not for steroids, you know, other stuff. Maybe all of this physicality is too much for you and you'd rather just relax a little after a hard week's work, how about giving eSports a go? Take everything you love about sitting back and playing a video game and throw it out the window as you strive to discover every programming error and balance issue and turn a once fun video game into all of the thrills of a Calculus worksheet. Then, after all of your hard work dissecting every element down to the core binary code, get completely annihilated by some kid in Korea that hasn't even hit puberty yet. Well, maybe playing sports isn't for you after all, but what about spectating? Yes, a spectator! Become one of millions of people that take the food out of their children's mouths to afford tickets to witness the genetic lottery winners bash and crash at the relative size of ants fighting for a crumb in an ant farm. You know what? Skip the tickets and instead sit at home and yell at a television while eating and drinking the nutritional equivalent of sewer runoff in hopes that your incessant inebriated yelling will somehow influence the people many miles away that cannot possibly hear you. Then, when your team wins, post about it all over the internet because you successfully sat at home yelling at your TV better than those other assholes in the next town. Yeah, screw those guys, they don't even know how to yell at a TV, what a bunch of losers. -Roger

[@Poodlekisses]

Dammit Roger, don't you ruin this for me!!!!!

[@MusicOrLoseItTV]

Adam ruins everything - they should do a crossover.

[@MetalCheeseDeathAttack]

+jeff4justice Interesting...I think you're on to something...

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

+jeff4justice Oh god your channels intro-video is cringey.

[@MusicOrLoseItTV]

Rasmus Lundqvist But the cringe got one more view thanks to you : )

[@MusicOrLoseItTV]

Nicholas Wilson That's ok, someone else commented it somewhere in another vid. Just trying to keep the momentum going.

[@EdithEsquivel]

My cat does have a choice. She lived in the street, we opened the door and she hasn't left ever since.

[@MichaelMusou]

yes because of millenia of domestication, try doing the same with any wild feline (cat)

[@emeraldkat2167]

Well fyi, my mom is 78 and has never owned a pet. A feral cat adopted her (I mean that). The cat was filthy, and part of a feral group near her home. But slowly over the course of last summer, the cat grew more interested in my mom and eventually went inside. My mom has never been able to hold it, but she can pet her. And honestly its been great for both of them. The cat was very small and underweight before and now looks healthy and happy. My mom was living alone for years and was even experiencing mini strokes before the kitty came in, and within 2 months her cholesterol and blood pressure were normal again. And to give cats one more benefit, we know they are the only animal to want to live with us. They domesticated themselves and there is even proof of this same thing happening with wild cat species in areas of the middle east and northern Africa right now. Its truly a companion situation where we both get benefits.

[@EdithEsquivel]

Emerald kat yes, they are probably the only species that is with humans willingly. I care for feral cats in a public garden and before we managed to sterilize all of them, we noticed some were born feral and others naturally wanted to be petted. They have all this different personalities...

[@MichaelMusou]

Emerald kat feral cat isnt a wild cat, sure cats and humans can make relationships that benefit them both but its only because of us that they are so dependable...

[@emeraldkat2167]

Michael That ignores the historical side of cats becoming domesticated. They domesticated themselves. In fact, there is currently two species of wild cats that are doing exactly what our kitty's ancestors did: move close to people for food and shelter. That's the cats domesticating themselves, not us imprisoning them...

[@smallstudiodesign]

Whenever I feel lonely and wanting that animal connection ... I’ll go to one of the big city/regional parks, beaches/seaside or nature reserves outside town ... and enjoy the water fowl, song birds, squirrels, skunks, raccoons etc. And if I want to interact with dogs ... there’s always the local dog park. And for cats, well, a simple walk in the neighbourhood will involve an encounter or two with some that roam around & are particularly affectionate.

[@missshannonsunshine]

“ a very high maintenance painting “ 😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@kjoliver4125]

I have mastered telepathy with the squirrels in my backyard...They come running for my nuts every time I crack the door.

[@tristanweide]

@Steve Terry Those things are so uncomfortable, just chop them off.

[@ES11777]

That sounded very wrong.

[@nathalie_desrosiers]

When you say 'nuts' do you mean the ones that -we can eat- grow in trees? Or the other kind?

[@NtrosXo]

@@nathalie_desrosiers in some cases you can eat both kinds

[@yoyomsm]

I understood that the wrong way at first lmao

[@mareksumguy1887]

“Theoretically capable of reporting sex abuse” 🤣🤣🤣

[@RakeshRoshan295]

😂🤣

[@philly2x]

My cat showed up at my place 5 years ago and never left lol. He's a good boy!

[@LadyAxe13]

Because you feed him. He doesn't love you.

[@ZeroPlayerGame]

@@LadyAxe13 cats don't love like humans do, but they do desire companionship and grooming irrespective of food, so it's kind of weird when people smartassedly point out "oh it's only because you feed him!" Yeah well, I like my relationships to have a benefit for the other party, usually.

[@eirikmurito]

i like american salesmen, they dont judge. I heard about a guy who went to a gun store and asked for a gun suitable to kill zombies. The owner said ah for that you will need a shotgun, here you go..

[@nekokyun944]

How Robots will talk about Humans in the future

[@zomgseriosuly]

LMAOOO OMG

[@comradeweismann6947]

Oof

[@hazukichanx408]

"Have their genitalia removed early on. It is the only truly robote thing to do."

[@kavijackson868]

EXACTLY!!!

[@mattevans4377]

Well, I trust robots to look after the planet better than humans....

[@sverrg]

Thank you so much for uaing the correct term “raising the question” rather than begging, which is an entirely different thing that most people confuse

[@droppingnostopping3534]

I was cursed with seeing things the way they truly are. I realized this at the age of 6 lol.

[@redacted5657]

Same

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Same and it been soo disgusting world to live in from the childhood.looking at people feeling good that they are petting an animal who is tortured in the past with the crossbriding and stuff.and even in present suffers the consequences. Chicken cows pigs being tortured and killed and stuf...sad

[@jesusvera7941]

incredible info man, but i didnt ask

[@whyamiwastingmytimeonthis]

@@jesusvera7941 gramps, I'm telling you for the 100th time, not everything posted on the internet is a personal message sent to you personally. ...no, "the microsoft" doesn't call people to check in on people's computers.

[@JS-rv3et]

yeah marketing doesn't work on me the cups not half full or half empty its just a glass of fucking water. im a realist i eat candy and sugary foods not because i think its healthy or balanced but because i like sugar i can stop anytime i want but i dont want to so i wont hahaha

[@SoundCroquette]

dont buy, adopt

[@cowstore9607]

adopting is still buying, because of the money you will still be paying

[@dynamitedmt666]

+DaNestingDawg I don't know how animal adoption works in your country, but where I live when you adopt an animal you don't pay anything.

[@janethart7842]

+dynamitedmt if you adopt from a shelter you will have to pay fees for shots and neutering. Also I believe the cost was in reference to the fact that you have to pay for food, grooming, and medical care.

[@dynamitedmt666]

Janet Hart If that is the case, my bad ;) However you still do have to do all of that stuff (neutering aside) in the case of a human child, and I assume most of us don't consider people are buying a child when a couple has one, those costs are inherent to the care of that living thing, that's why I didn't assume DaNestingDawg was referring to those costs.

[@fatfox6706]

perhaps we should neuter our children and leave our pets alone!

[@landongendur]

Jeeze - only 35 seconds in & I lost it at "high maintenance painting" :D

[@__seeker__]

The misanthropy of this series is so uplifting. Thank you.

[@Robert96902]

I have the same mentality 😂 but some people just can’t handle the closest thing to the truth, they like to believe in lies

[@tommyodonovan3883]

I've been called a bigot, racist, Misogynist when really I am a run of the mill misanthrope. I'm a lover of history and philosophy....it is an occupational hazard.

[@ilovepdub]

​@@Robert96902you have to understand that your mindset or this mindset is only true to you people who think this way. Is not the people can't handle your truth is that they don't agree with you everybody don't look at it that way. Most pet owners are madly in love with their pet over human beings pets are the most pampered waited on living rent-free organisms on the planet. That treated better than people so if you guys want to look at it that way you can't call people wrong for not

[@omegahaxors9-11]

Forced positivity is the tool of the oppressor. As soon as you start pointing out how bad things are, their lies fall flat.

[@Whammytap]

18 years ago I bought a baby cockatiel from a pet store. I knew it was going to be a 20-30 year commitment. And so far, I'm right. In his 18 years, he has seen all there is to see. He's bored with everything. He has become bored of literally every bird toy on the market, and of every reasonably safe household item I can think to offer him, and of "pet T.V.," of the birdfeeder outside, and of his housemates. You can't remove a bird's genitals, and he wants to breed. But he doesn't understand that he's a bird, and I'm not going to give him another bird to breed with anyway, so he's frustrated, horny and angry. He shrieks constantly. He shrieks when he's happy, when he's mad, when he's startled and when the house is quiet, when the house is loud, and most of all, when he's bored. Which is all the time except when he's preening. He's permanently bonded to me and giving him to someone else would break his li'l mind. Don't buy birds, people. They are too smart for us. You think you know where you're gonna be in life 20 years down the road, but you don't.

[@azel8rrp169]

Getting an animal that can fly and keeping it in a cage is the most cruel thing a human being can do. I never understood why anyone would do that to such beautiful animals.

[@Whammytap]

@@azel8rrp169 I agree. I no longer have a desire to keep anything in a cage ever again. But you see how I'm kind of stuck with this cockatiel. Thanks to humans, including me, he's profoundly broken. I'm just trying to make things as nice as I can for him, given what I've got to work with.

[@hawtain4399]

At least your honest. I’ve owned pets in the past and felt so guilty about it. Everyone just goes on like it’s normal. I had a cat once and the vet kept on pestering me saying I needed to get it neutered and I am putting it at risk. It absolutely ruined my cat and it had a complete personality change it was a shadow of its former self. The hamsters I had as a kid spent most of their life’s trying to escape their cages and don’t get me started on dogs. I felt awful and it’s for that very reason I’ll never own another living thing again. It’s wrong and cruel on so many levels. More people need to wake up to this.

[@joannabusinessaccount7293]

Thanks for point this out. I’ve always thought that people who own dogs are into control. And keeping birds in a cage and fish in a tank is so cruel, like jailing the animal for life. Also taking away an animal’s reproductive rights (cutting their organs off and prohibiting them from having sex) in the name of so they won’t be killed by humans in another way is just kind of weird. I’m really glad this video was made.

[@Wolf-fighter]

simply let him breed and take the eggs away afterwards xD lol

[@twotone3471]

Do a Honest Military Recruitment ad LOL! (would be the 1st one in history)

[@SimRacingVeteran]

I wasn’t lied to at all.

[@SimRacingVeteran]

I’m being sarcastic.

[@franznarf]

after a year of training a honest soldier's job is simple but must done in the right order: 1_travelling the world 2_raping women 3_shooting people 4_and after looting 5_burn everything left Or simply don't burn before loot and don't rape the dead

[@pamelars7497]

We all should have that honesty serum to get a reality check once in awhile

[@killercroc99]

Roger from Honest Ads vs. Adam Ruins everything! Someone send that to Screw attack.

[@internziko]

Roger wins, flawless victory

[@mogwaisales]

Wow, that would be awesome.

[@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181]

@@internziko Rodger just seems to be able to do anything within the laws of physics. He seems that virtually be able to do any job. Adam on the other hand can literally bend reality I think Adam has this in the bag.

[@therandomnomad435]

The smirk after he saying "try that with a human child "🤣🤣🤣

[@CourtneyCoulson]

I don't know about other dogs, but my dog tells me when it's time to go for a walk or to feed him or makes me open doors for him. Somehow he became the alpha.

[@cashmoney4553]

Lol you need to put your dog in a headlock and a good old nuggie.

it's ok, but there are people who wants a pet like they were a plushy toy. They can't speak their mind. They have feelings and that is what nobody address it too.

[@TakeThisification]

But my slaves love me.

[@Thealltimegreat1]

You're a RACIST!!! Nah I'm just kidding you can own slaves and not be racist

[@user-yr8ge3fz8o]

Maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome

[@vasectomyfail442]

+TakeThisification stop feeding it and see how it feels about you

[@CoffeePoints]

+TakeThisification and if our slaves run off for a day or two, they always come back home. Is that still slavery if they're staying by choice?

[@usern4metak3ns]

+TheMightyWill yes it is still slavery. because humans have designed and domesticated animals and other humans to be less intelligent, independent, healthy, coordinated, capable of self-sufficiency. only not enough people care enough about others to stop it from happening, so alas it continues.

[@solascriptura-e7t]

Do: "If child support cases were honest". I dare you 😈😈😈

[@TENNSUMITSUMA]

Heh heh heh... siddown!

[@sciencenate]

Lol YES!!!! It needs a dare!

[@odala8245]

@Magnum Stud deadbeat dad

[@theopayne3818]

God please 🙏🏽 do!

[@byronspears9395]

Agreed...

[@privateprivate8366]

I’m a pet owner and I actually agree. But, as I spoil them rotten and having pets allows those around me to live in some measure of peace, I’ll take it.🙂

[@richardsmith748]

Yeah this vid is so true on so many levels - kittens and puppies eventually go to animial shelters - impulse buying leading to neglect latter on - endless vet costs associated with a creature born into misery thanks to inbreeding - my take on pet ownership go into it with eyes wide open.

[@liesdamnlies3372]

True of people who, horrifyingly, don’t educate themselves at all going in. When you adopt an animal, you don’t just discard them when they are inconvenient or you’re done with them. I was shocked when I heard people did such things when I was a kid. Probably the saddest are the well-intentioned but naive people who don’t research dog breeds before getting one. They end-up with a husky but had no plans to play with them outdoors five times a day, give them a job, and tons of space to run around in, for example.

[@alvallac2171]

*later (different meaning and pronunciation)

[@kmc1994]

@@liesdamnlies3372don’t judge people. At the end of the day animals are animals and we need to address WHY people are struggling with and without pets….

[@liesdamnlies3372]

@@kmc1994 What do you mean, "animals are animals"?

[@FelixFelisis]

Actually, in the case of cats, WE are THEIR slaves.

[@GenX-Memories]

Not in my house, lol. My cats know exactly who's boss (and it ain't them).

[@ellllllo77]

cats are assholes

[@NIXRevolution]

china

[@NIXRevolution]

***** xdd, i was gonna make some remark on that, about why they hate her, but i decided it's a bit too racist xD

[@trevethan82319841]

+Dexter Xanatos maybe your cats think your chines gf might eat them

[@rightknowledgeman]

I never could commit to having to walk a dog in say February 10 degree weather or pouring down rain, 5AM or 1AM like I’ve seen some people do

[@reinasherman8009]

To be fair my dog cant either haha she loves walks but at times like that she even says hell no and turns her fluffy ass around and heads back inside.

[@klairdelun456]

Then get a cat! I have 4! They go in the cat litter🥰

[@Paarthurnaxdova]

Don’t forget “if you don’t like sentiment beings with limited understanding then we will make you look like a devil of this earth”.

[@mandypandy111ify]

"Sentiment beings"? What does that mean?

[@aware951]

@@mandypandy111ify 🤫

[@Paarthurnaxdova]

@Solmaz Dar I like them, I just don’t want to own them.

[@karensabortionclinic7491]

@@mandypandy111ify HAHA FR

[@Nick-hv8gj]

Sentient beings, sweet-haht. Unless you're alterin' ya spelling ta indicate a fuckin' accent... it's no good. Spellin' and gramma'r very fuckin' impordent deez days, y'know. An I otta know. I teach English to da fuckin' guys zat come ova heeya who don't speak it so good, y'know. I teach 'em da right way ta fuckin' tawk if ya gonna try'n communiscat-- ta communionesca--- to fuckin' know what's bein' said. So sentient means what youssayin'. Sentiment means "a view of or attitude toward a situation or event; an opinion" I googled it. 'Scuse me.

[@johnostrum6953]

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Thank you for saying precisely what I think.

[@learningfromlifewithashley6643]

It’s almost the best video ever !

[@user-ys9to2ie7k]

In other words, a poor man's alarm system!

[@ES11777]

People who use living creatures as an alarm system don't deserve to have pets.

[@matriarcatpreeminent51]

You mean all night long alarm that was never set by you? lol! 😄Totally annoying.

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

@@miso-ge1gz You forgot the fact that it costs more then the alternative if you are not a sociopath.

[@justinstojanoski-pearson6184]

Hey! Say what you want, but I love how my cat waits at the window for me when I come home from work. I love my cat

[@ChatteNoireBlanche]

Because he is desesperated because you let him trapped alone in your home for many hours

[@thapelomashaomasemola7922]

😂😂😂😂😂 yeah just another slave driver justifying corruption and abuse, the same people who complain when big business gives politicians large sums of money to live unsustainable lives in exchange for favours and corner cutting

[@robertlamberth6586]

That's because there's a parasite in your brain that compels you to love your cat. No, i'm not joking. Look it up

[@mandypandy111ify]

@@thapelomashaomasemola7922 That tinfoil hat is on too tight, dear. I think you need to take it off, or at least loosen it a little.

[@blackmamba___]

If you treat your slave well, then no reason why they shouldn't love you. Right? 🤔

[@potatopotatoeOG]

That Fetch-o-matic seems great. I'll take 2

[@Queen_foxxy_37]

I would take 10

[@vitinosolano6632]

I truly love what you're doing. you're funny, touch on real subjects and you're very talented in my humble opinion. thank you for your great work. keep it up.

[@a-bird-lover]

1. Slave implies that your pets are working for you, so captives would probably be a better word. Captives with stockholm syndrome. 2. Well, what are we supposed to do with our captives? They can't survive in the wild (Unless they're a tarantula or snake or something, but you still can't just release them). A wild pomeranian would be hilarious though. (Edit: This comment is a year old; I don't remember this video or agree with a lot of what I'd said. You can still reply if you like, but note that I'll probably ignore it.)

[@seabb]

Ah, there we see the wild Pomeranian in its wild habitat! Stuffing it's face with dried-up scum found on the floor of some chicken nugget factory, it feeds. Now we see it napping in a spot of sun, while its symbiotic partner, Sally, scrapes its hands across the creature's digestive organ without it knowing. How beautiful, Mother Nature.

[@motherintoronto]

Let them go extinct so they can stop shitting on sidewalks or have owners who scoop their shit into bags and leave them like gifts on random neighbours driveways. Yes, good plan. Extinction.

[@a-bird-lover]

+InandaroundTO The owners try to scrape their dog's poop into bags? Usually they just leave it for some unfortunate guy to step in.

[@RD19902010]

My cats always lived outside the majority of time. They could have left anytime they wanted. :-)

[@egonzalez4294]

+RD19902010 yeah :o my cat would even bring me food... the other day she bought a chicken and we made it soup...

[@AkhtarM28]

couldn't agree more about "being frustrated with human relationships". I think that is exactly why a lot of people prefer taking care of animals than an orphan.

[@theresemichels4661]

It's cheaper to adopt an animal over a child. Sad but true.

[@miscellaneouscogitations7322]

What if you're not financially stable enough to take care of a human child? Or not in a good place emotionally? Taking in an orphaned human is A LOT of responsibility. Taking in a an orphaned/abandoned kitten just requires you to feed it and make sure it's safe and healthy. You don't have to teach it about life, your psychological issues won't directly affect it... These two scenarios are not the same

[@justarandomdude7754]

He: Do you want absolute power of *life and death* in relationship Me a MD: Hey I already have that power with people. For legal reasons thats a joke

[@trueweapon2349]

I was thinking the same thing lol. Ofcourse we can't be always right and perfect so we can't save everyone. So yeah we have power of life and death in a relationship which should make us feel more responsible. I hope my education and my hardwork will do good against people. I am currently at my 3rd year at medschool and things are getting hard.

[@learningfromlifewithashley6643]

😂😂😂

[@jlb478]

How about an honest hotel commercial?

[@lwanco1018]

+Jo Dee Yes

[@RainintheBrain]

+Jo Dee Great Idea.

[@tigersily]

+Jo Dee Yes

[@jdb2002]

+Jo Dee I just stayed in one two weeks ago, so that wouldn't be a bad one at all.

[@jlb478]

***** I have family who work in the industry. There is always some craziness happening.

[@cillyhoney1892]

I do not own my cat, he owns me. I only put a collar on his neck so other people know he is not a lost stray.

[@TheTonybudd]

~ thats adorable . . . im sure he doesn't mind tolerating you at all . . . ; )

[@thearcheduck8746]

true statement, cats hate you and only use you for food. I am not joking, these are researched facts.

[@cillyhoney1892]

ArcDuc Actually my cat follows me around like a dog and likes to sleep with me in my bed. During the day he will position himself near where ever I am and every evening will jump in to my lap for pets and scratches. I call it his two minuets of love but really it can go for a while until he is tired of it and jumps down. I think he is grateful I rescued him from the street life. He's living on Easy Street now. He the most affectionate cat I have ever had a relationship with.

[@thearcheduck8746]

Cilly Honey I was going to type out a essay arguing that your cat hates you but it's a stupid argument to have.

[@cillyhoney1892]

ArcDuc You showed awareness! Bravo, you sir are a rare soul.

[@firebird9594]

Btw do news channels and how they only show "big" stories.

[@falleneldor]

I'd buy that honest ad for a dollar!

[@jonasbonilla5657]

+redstone cat GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!

[@tbeller80]

+MadZuri That could be Roger's opening narration word for word.

[@NarsFromMars]

Iran here 🙋🌺 There's never been a real pet culture over here, but thanks to the prevailing "everything white people do is cool AND PRESTIGIOUS" trend over here, we see more and more girls walking on the street with a fluffy white poodle or something like that.

[@ruthswann88]

Does you country also suffer from bipolar episodes of "white people are cool" and "white people are evil" sometimes even at the same time?

[@NarsFromMars]

@@ruthswann88 well..... I don't think so. There might be ugly shouts of 'death to this country and that country' but at the end of the day Iranians in general admire westerners (you could even see that in their eyes, even the most religious and so-called anti-west people, who i have a LOT among my relatives 🙄)

[@ruthswann88]

@@NarsFromMars Oh that's good, I hope Iranians can one day just see westerners as equals and not go past that and start thinking they're all superior and stuff like some people do back in China. Wish I could visit one day

[@NarsFromMars]

@@ruthswann88 🙋❤️🌷🌺

[@NarsFromMars]

@Black Watch Ja can talar Svenska litte gran🙈🙃 That's interesting to hear, didn't know that. Trends change all the time of course, but all of us should keep our national traditions (the good ones only!) alive, while embracing new trends.

[@saintsolaris]

Oh man please do cars! I've always thought it was a little insane what was happening as the landscape whips by at completely unreasonable speeds that I am in a 1 ton chunk of metal powered by explosions, in a glass climate controlled bubble, listening to not just music, but the specific music of my choice being sent to me via invisible light. Then my passenger turns to me and says "This is bullshit! Why can't we go faster?". Cars are amazing pieces of technology that we let absolute idiots use, often to with lethal consequences. Please do cars!

[@countchocula2169]

You have to pass a test. What more do you want?

[@ethanwagner6418]

1.7k pet owners disliked this video.

[@claudiachurch4285]

Im sure they did lol

[@rgawt1870]

I'm a pet owner but everything he is saying is so true funny 😂 shit

[@shaanimemon]

hahaha true

[@rayhanashuva8011]

I m a pet owner. I liked it.

[@Kirke182]

I'm a pet owner and I thought it was pretty funny.

[@shamiyanahlogia4135]

Now to stare awkwardly at my reformed plaguebeast!

[@dewilew2137]

I assumed that this would mention that buying a pet is basically owning a ticking debilitating grief time bomb that’s set to detonate in 8-15 years. I’ll never own another pet. 😔

[@PapoyPao01]

Yup, pretty much the reason why I adopted my dog...a hardwired sense of guilt for destroying a whole species through centuries of selfish human interest.

[@jimmy-zcruiser3457]

If only our parents were honest

[@5kamon]

That would need to be a pretty long confession video.

[@sitdowndogbreath]

There was an episode I think on the Twilight Zone where kids got to go to like a zoo like atmosphere I think I pick a parent it was in a black and white TV format

[@seatbelttruck]

Uhhh... pretty sure letting an animal die from neglect is animal abuse, which is DEFINITELY illegal. At least if it's a mammal or bird.

[@biskmater1]

True, but only if someone reports it, which is on you to see it doesn't happen.

[@seatbelttruck]

Sadly, that's very true. But it's still incorrect to say you are not legally responsible if your pet dies from neglect. That's like saying something's only illegal if you get caught.

[@joncoda365]

So if I neglect a mouse, and it dies, it's illegal? I figured that only counts for large, significant life forms, like dogs or horses. ;)

[@StephtheWordWizard]

Tell that to cows. They're plenty big.

[@Co-km6cl]

It may be illegal but it happens in animal agriculture day in day out

[@lorenzotanzi9851]

S-entient L-iving A-nimals V-accinations E-xtra I love this humour.

[@studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272]

I always said that seriously and people look at me then like an extremist - he touches some very soft spots

[@thejackalbaby8385]

"Very high maintenance painting" killed me!!!

[@blackpearl9504]

This made me think about how there was a guy on the internet who asked for advice. Because, well you had a good relationship with his dog. And would play, feed, show all the affection in the world for this dog. Then one day, he opened the door, and fido did like any pet. He bolted. And was lost. Eventually after spending some time asking around and looking for his runaway dog, one of his neighbors found him and brought him back home. The problem was.the dogs personality did a 180. He refused to acknowledge him anymore, didn't wanna play with him anymore, didn't wanna cuddle. And only was interested in games that involved "treats" as a reward. He made it sound like the dog was side eyeing him. And sitting far away from him. Avoiding him at all cost. He took the dog to a vet, nothing wrong with him. He even said the dog had zero problems with people and was friendly to everyone BUT HIM, the owner. People said he probably brought home the wrong dog, or it was a "spicy" dog breed thats stubborn. And so his behavior is normal. But lets be honest..... This dog tasted freedom for the first time in his life via animal instincts. And now hes back locked in the house. Forced to be "loved". And desired by his owner. 😂

[@symix.]

More like the guy did something terrible to the dog and then that caused it to lose trust in him and he really thought the dog was only non-living item.

[@TheNewHope2010]

Lol! I hate to say it but that story made me think of some former housewives I know! 🤣🤣🤣

[@NickRoman]

"vaguely S&M themed accessories" lol

[@BooshMasterOriginal]

Thank you for elaborating on something I've been vaguely pondering for years.

[@gendoruwo6322]

the truth is way too messed up. so yeah, just forget about all this ok?

[@angelwolfplays6456]

Is it just me or did Roger suddenly turn into Kevin Spacey when the lighting changed? Awesome shows!

[@kenmanx1298]

You can laugh at this but it's true..... some animals have it better than people! What A world. Ugh.

[@justinfox2814]

Like cats that eat salmon, chicken and whatever else that commercial portrays.

[@Scarlettmiss]

I was just thinking the same thing about my dog... He has is better that a lot of people in my country... Fresh cooked meat and all for meals while some people can't afford that for them.... I mean to me it costs less than the dry food I was buying him and it's better quality... Although if I think about it it's really sad 🙁

[@rin55]

well maybe they deserve better

[@Scarlettmiss]

@kvngip yeah... A lot of people neglected their dogs where I leave too... I fed em whenever I could... But most of them passed away because of their owners 💔 it is really sad to see and not being able to do much.... Police here doesn't care... And the owners would rather kill them if they learn that the police was alerted.... It's just so sad😢

[@jeffersonparsons5519]

Many animals are more deserving of love and respect than most people

[@xekis]

The maintenance of monsterhand at 0:48 would basically be gross negligence for any other living thing.

[@lowkey276]

You should see all the dying cats in the streets in Greece before judging castration.

[@alize0623]

Links Loki Cats I think need it more than dogs since cats can ovulate whenever they have sex, unlike dogs who only ovulate once a year

[@custommadename]

@Steven Soco Greece isn't a third world country. The reason they have an overpopulation of cats is that they don't try as hard to spay and neuter as the US does.

[@thehomemadedisease9485]

Same could be said for people there, buddy guy

[@f-man3274]

Oh yeah man, I've never seen as many cats as in Greece, especially on the islands

[@fuzzywzhe]

@@thehomemadedisease9485 *"Same could be said for people there, buddy guy"* Easily solved, make welfare for life available to anybody who wants it, as long as they agree to be sterilized. I'd support that, and it would be a natural eugenics program that is based on self selection of worthlessness. If they already have kids, reduce payments to 1/2 with one kid and 0 once they've had 2. Now if their kids wants to sign up to support their parents, that's fine, if they have the same restriction. What what do we have instead? kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHPUm41mgL92l5I That's just an animal fitting a niche for money. It's the environment it's best able to survive in.

[@Max-rh2ip]

really being a pet is the best thing for most animals best quality of life, a nice place to life thats warm and keeps out predators food and water a place to use the bathroom and a way higher statistical chance of their cause of death being old age rather then disease, starvation, freezing, or being killed by another animal, they love you, yes maybe becuase you take care of them but its still genuine proved effection and you both benifit from it. you have a companion and someone to hang out with and they have a much better quality of life. But adopt rather the buy.

[@PartStupid]

That is assuming a wild animal would not prefer to be wild and free and would rather prefer luxury like we humans do (which really is not an assumption we cannot make as we cannot ask them), granted our ancestors did forcibly "domesticate" them in the past so that doesn't really apply anymore. The video was more poking fun at the idea that we force bread these animals for generations and penned them and made them slaves to our whims and needs (it is just to think about how silly that is, not necessarily to condemn people for owning a pet). Also yes since this is the way it is it is always best to adopt homeless domesticated animals (as they are no longer wild they would prefer a home), but people shouldn't contribute to the forced breeding process which leads to genetic defects and disease due to poor genetic variation or even inbreeding only for the sake of massive profit for the breeder.

[@Alknix]

@@PartStupid If they know what's best for them, of course they would prefer to be adopted. "Freedom" means nothing when you're starving, freezing and are being alive from outside and/or inside.

[@PartStupid]

@@Alknix I'm a little confused. Are you saying a wild wolf would like to be adopted by a human? Or did you simply not understand what I was saying (I edited my original comment a bit, just added some details that may help... the top part was just me saying that wild animals, before our ancestors forcibly domesticated them, would prefer to be wild... heck some wild animals today that we save die in captivity due to depression or even completely unknown causes, or wont breed, ect ect)? But to be clear I do agree that the already domesticated after generations of selective breeding animals like dogs and cats do prefer to be with humans (but we forcibly chose and breed them to be this way though is the main point).

[@itayizinzombe947]

Typical we know whats bet for them.

[@drowe2753]

My dog is free. Free to sleep cuddled up to me. Free to have the best dog food plus table food. Free to have cool water, warm house, outings etc.

[@terrilee6849]

It is criminal to a felony in PA to abuse/neglect your pets. Finally! Animal rights lovers should support shelter adoption over breeder option and pet owners should be told how long of an obligation a pet is financially and physically. I could go on but I won't. Enjoyed your video though.

[@coffeeprincess1010]

Terrilee68 I adopted my little girl and won't do it any other way

[@Limrasson]

WE should simply stop having pets.

[@coffeeprincess1010]

@Oskar Dosson well if didn't neglect their pets in the first place they wouldn't be traumatized

[@damianlopez7630]

Roger Horton!!! Always Speaking Honestly!!! Lol!!!