The BLACK GUARD! Bretonnia vs Dark Elves - Total War Warhammer 3

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[@trainheartnet5657]

Bretonia: *Points at forehead" "Can't get any value if we bring nothing of value."

[@stevenb2909]

lol

[@andrzejwilk7316]

i patiently await for Turin to announce a game with "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this showdown between the filthy unwashed mass and the forces of Nurgle"

[@fiveforbiting]

"We are running out of men. This tells me one thing; The enemy must be running low on ammunition!"

[@florians9949]

Bretonia ways of countering darkshards: bring more bodies than they have amunitions.😂

[@Fealnographs1]

when game strat mimics history

[@megatron0115]

"God knows where Bretonnian peasants dip those arrows"

[@Beorn_]

That Bretonian tide was soooo disgusting.... 31 units at one point. Even Scavens don't do that numbers XD

[@shinjikurosawa957]

The mantide is known to be filthier, smellier and more numerous than the rat tide.

[@ObfuscatingUsername]

yes yes

[@Tuboshi0815]

All the peasants volunteered to fight because it was bathing day.

[@eldunae922]

To be fair, the Skaven leaders have more appreciation for their soldiers At least they see their value as meat shields.

[@ashisunblade]

@@shinjikurosawa957 Bretonnia shakes hands with the Imperium on this one.

[@Patton1944]

11:41 Turin might have missed it, but some foot squires were able to connect with the black guard. They themselves eventually got routed, but they're really the only unit that brets have that can just sit in melee with black guard and get decent value. The black guard were in tatters by the end of it.

[@climax050]

That was an epeic battle, one of the cooler ones I've seen but it is a shame the skaven can't bring that many units on the regular

[@williammitchell6254]

Greenskins wish the got as big as the peasant tide.

[@ChocolatePancakeMan]

Watching this was like watching that one scene in a zombie movie where the hero tries to hold the horde back with his own body. The DE player just could not stop the peasant tide.

[@andyfoos]

Yes, only that the zombies was the main characters and the humans were the bad guys that swarmed them

[@Mr_Giraffe989]

Ze Frenchtide comes, hon-hon.

[@morgothbauglir8706]

dont you love when bretonnia outnumbers skaven in numbers with better units for their price

[@dododu3412]

I'd be happy to trade Footsquires and battle pillgrims for globadiers or ratling guns

[@IVIRnathanreilly]

​@@dododu3412I'm sure the skaven would swap both of those for Bret cav and healing....

[@emperorlokire7648]

@@IVIRnathanreilly The rats will never trade the ratling guns.

[@Tsumetaiyoru]

Rip to the two elves who got killed by the grail relic. Awful way to go.

[@D_A_D_]

Truly embarrassing.

[@u-mos8820]

This match up is always amazing to watch. These two players made a good show of it too!

[@shinyforehead5519]

one of the cooler replays i've seen

[@michaelrimmer338]

Brettonia hilariously OP at the moment

[@healinglight333]

The unwashed masses are upon us!!! Flee for your lives! 😄 Great game and beautiful casting! 👍🏻

[@lovebus00]

Personally, i think an effort should be made when balancing to make the coolest units most meta

[@willowtreerock9828]

Bretonia troops are just too cheap, combined with the grail relic buffs, it s just not balanced anymore

[@Anvilarm07]

For the Lady! Great batrep, and fun to see my Brets win. Thank you.

[@sirunklydunk8861]

Halberds don't make the best counter to Cavalry since cav can just runaway from them.

[@WPTheRabbitHole]

awesome Bretonnia gameplay

[@viclange3826]

Having watched a lot of TW replays recently, I feel like Bretonnia always replenishes losses more effectively than other factions. Do they need cost increases?

[@tyeberiusmcintyre1879]

the elves fell behind a lil during murderous prowess?? x.x

[@A.R.K501]

how funny I am also a catholic alcoholic

[@commanderkei9537]

I think they call those the Irish

[@mmorkinism]

Dreadswords, Bleakshards and Darkspears.

[@awizardlizard6793]

I absolutely loved this down to earth battle. No monsters, just people going at it.

[@venox3811]

The lady fam boy club is numerous and popular!

[@SymphonyEternally]

Honestly its kinda ridiculous how many units Bretonnia can mouth breathe onto the field. Its just silly that they're outnumbering 3:1 the dark elves while also having fantastic cavalry quality.

[@jobvermuyen5382]

Yeah agreed. I almost think getting 1 or 2 har ganeth executioners would do good here in this match up, just butchering peasants

[@TheCrackFox08]

It's getting a little dull seeing the exact same Bret strategy used in every battle by every player, huh?

[@jobvermuyen5382]

@@TheCrackFox08 yeah brets are just too strong rn

[@emultra759]

Bretonnia multiplayer needs some equivalent of the peasant cap in campaign, maybe more than X peasant units taken = higher cost per each additional unit.

[@emperorlokire7648]

@@jobvermuyen5382 They have a 42 percent win rate according to total tavern. I think they just need some buffs to the calvary to make it viable.

[@CrzyLion]

peasanttide.

[@tomendruweit9386]

why do i hear your voice only ever on one headphone ear?

[@Isaakmedextraa]

I have the "turning japanese" song stuck in my head but the lyrics are: I think I'm Turin Total War I think I'm Turin Total War I really think so.

[@LordPratticus]

❤

[@12SickOne34]

Pardon me, Sire but is this the unwashed peasants convention?

[@michaeldallen234]

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[@Fuzzylemonade222]

Thanks, can you do the smokehouse brisket next?

[@jukahri]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[@joshramirez2049]

Man can’t wait for another brettonia nerf 😂 what a stupid faction. Literally do it all.

[@dearberlin]

NATO brought more than 2%. Hail the French, haha.

[@hlb99]

Bretonia games are not fun to watch ngl, it's just the same every game. They need a nerf asap, let the tides for Skavens and Greenskins and give me my cav faction for the love of god

[@morgothbauglir8706]

agreed 100%

[@jakuboledzki6499]

The cast was very good but I disliked the video because of your choice of the game to cover - this was like some kind of a Vermitide, only with Bretonnians. Even games with Mother Ostankya, who is busted right now, are much more fun to watch (especially when it comes to the methods Kislev enemies choose to counter her).