The Blaseball Roundup: Live Bait

[@AntiSuccess]

i love that players named chorby are apparently always destined to absolutely break the game in hilarious ways edit: i also love that if you pause and read the whole last letter you can see the wild wings legal team flirting with the tacos legal team

[@Astria-ix9hs]

Its tradition at this point, it just needs to happen

[@genericname3516]

I wonder what carnage Chorby Spoon will wreak...

[@Wodwo768]

I must say, I've really crabn enjoying these roundups

[@dracoelynne]

*spit take*

[@thecarrotclarinet]

Quick addition: The salmon cannons also managed to shoot out consumers

[@theanchor4178]

They did indeed! Oversight on my part, apologies

[@thecarrotclarinet]

@@theanchor4178 All good! Thank you for your hard work, the legal world may not appreciate you but I do

[@kilo3989]

"The Miami Dale, my team--" HECKIN' DALE LET'S GOOO

[@kilo3989]

Also he'a drinking an unbranded canned beverage to celebrate THE DALE'S SECOND POSTSEASON BIRTH LETS HECKIN GOOOO, but it ends in "en" and now I want one?

[@kilo3989]

CRABAN OH MY GOSH

[@KerbalRocketry]

the crab movie is a work of art

[@drewx123]

crabn

[@jahtnamas]

@@drewx123 crabn

[@ilse3924]

That back-up anchor was genius!!! Crabs,,,, bad,,,??? More of the back-up anchor please! Lore! Lore!

[@skeven0]

Can't wait for the back ups back up

[@s1ppycup1256]

no! crabs good!!

[@mzrsespiritguard469]

"For Season 17, we're going to look at it from the perspective of one team..." Me: _oh no_ "I'm talking... about the Yellowstone Magic." Me, a Magic fan: *_immediate and intense pain_* Honestly, the past few seasons have been _so_ rough for magic fans, from having a middling but intact lineup to being systematically bullied and dismantled by the sim. Hopefully we can turn things around, but it's ultimately up to the whims of the Blaseball gods, I guess

[@krebkrebkreb]

"Burke Gonzales is my favorite pitcher." Uh, Anchor, buddy, I have some news for you...

[@thegreenrobby7402]

Manifest it. Burke Gonzalez is my favorite pitcher.

[@akafish7485]

Burke Gonzalez is my favorite pitcher

[@ectocoolerranch]

Burke Gonzales is my favorite pitcher

[@Mekasoundwave]

Burke Gonzales is my favorite pitcher.

[@NOVAKza]

The intro originally zoomed in on "R O U" and then panned out to "ROUNDUP" Now it says "S O S".

[@Kpiozero]

This Anchor keeps getting better and better. GO TACOS.

[@rewindcat7927]

Go tacos!

[@coneywilliam]

Love the backup anchor

[@Lordlaneus]

well obviously he's not crabn brought up to speed on crab linguisitics

[@3thanguy7]

crabs... bad?

[@reminded]

Some day us Sunbeams are going to force you to talk about us outside of dissing Season 11. Just you wait.

[@ck_cal]

I LOVE MY TEAM. WHOEVER WROTE THAT WW DEFENSE HAS MY WHOLE HEART

[@JohnEvansChaoseed]

*antigravitas*

[@throwachair4574]

5:20 I'll add one 5. Where did the old items go? Like seriously, we lost a blagonball, multiple blessings, Scorpler's Jacket, Bangers and Smash, and Raul Leal was essentially graverobbed-I think we should find them.

[@MarquisdeL3]

Where is Drac's Actual Airplane? Millennials everywhere want to know!

[@kilo3989]

My immaterial money's on them being attached to Legendary Players when the Coin decides to put together a finale that'll absolutely KILL in the ratings.

[@throwachair4574]

@@MarquisdeL3 Actual Airplane is highkey the funniest blessing and it sucks that we lost it ;-;

[@kilo3989]

Update: I was wrong, but hey the Dale got the Iffey back so ¡DALE! (Big thanks to all the non-Dale fans who helped make that happen

[@kilo3989]

Also I love that the Anchor celebrated the DALE MAKING PLAYOFFS AGAIN BLAYBEEE by cracking open an unnamed crack-open-able beverage, just like the Dale were briefly allowed to say swears in their Discord channel 😎

[@Ramonatho]

LET DALE SWEAR AGAIN

[@tonsoflaughs]

Smh the Anchor skipped over the TRAGEDY of Tacos day 14 where 2 of our players got shelled in the SAME game which then led to everyone's favorite echo Wyatt Mason IV also becoming shelled on day 21 do our struggles mean nothing to you sir

[@TornaitSuperBird]

The Unwilling Snackrifice. awe man.

[@zweihawke]

I've broken your barricade, Anchor. We're glad you got the message from the core! Looking forward to faxing more information soon!

[@AshlenUtiger]

I hope y'all at the mechs can help the anchor fix his barricade. he seemed quite distressed over it

[@jacktarot9512]

@@AshlenUtiger If he gives us a ring, maybe us Mechanics could help reinforce it, for a price!

[@zweihawke]

@@AshlenUtiger As long as he allows us to attach a few extra components for re-enforced structural integrity!

[@AzuriteCoast]

Don't know what would have happened if Hillexed and Tora hadn't compressed The Manual.

[@zweihawke]

@@AzuriteCoast That one page would be enough to octuple the anchor in height if you printed 1 in every 100 pages or so.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

11:00 I still say this about any one syllable word ending in E to this day

[@lizzielawton.performer]

Crabs... bad?

[@Legault397]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a crab should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The crab, of course, flies anyway, because crabs don't care what humans think is impossible.

[@theoneandonlyjs19]

I feel like not going outside has seriously got to Quinns..... sorry The Anchor

[@slinky6415]

Only three days in to the new group of seasons and i already can't wait to see what they say about the jazz hands

[@TheDarkFiddler]

Magic baybeee! As Above, So Below!

[@fire_mutt7251]

We are all from Chicago

[@FullAnarchyDotNet]

Oh also thank you for mentioning all the teams as it's important that all teams are discussed so that any rumors of other teams can be discredited. Thank you for your cooperation.

[@matthewsmith8402]

that backup anchor bit was so funny adfkalsdjflkasjdf

[@dengold009]

The Breath Mints.

[@TheCodemasterc]

The Breath Mints- The Breath Mints

[@TheStigbit]

I can not believe you didn't give the Tacos a crown!! That was so long in the works and the Dale got one but the Tacos were robbed. I want to see a taco in a crown!

[@theanchor4178]

OH crap I forgot

[@RomanQrr]

I've followed these seasons. I still had no idea what was going on until I watched this.

[@jamestrevelyan1268]

Keeping quiet about the Beams, ey Anchor? Good, good, all according to Capri Sunset. (Translator’s note: Capri Sunset means plan.)

[@perhapsmaybe6824]

blaseball roundup my beloved

[@kimd7835]

Words can't say how fast I dove on this vid when I saw it was here.

[@Danny-ph2cz]

THE BACKUP ANCHOR IS MY BUDDY!! :DDDD

[@THESP-rz3hg]

That kid nailed it. They're going to be a star

[@FadhilKwan]

Oh, Yes, Chorby Soul. Dang, that player just couldn't get any rest! (they even got incinerated several times too). Pretty terrifying~ ^-^;

[@esmegoodwin9527]

oh the flowers have finally been mentioned!!

[@hexane360]

In the most flowers way possible

[@THEWHITEBOY503]

we do a little trolling at the KCBM

[@PantheraLeo04]

WE ARE DOWN

[@donov25]

I havent followed Blaseball basically since it came back. This was a pretty good video to reengage with it

[@catherinebirch7541]

oh i loved the backup anchor bit that was so good,,,, the lore deepens

[@jdmhexagon2584]

Hey Anchor - I know you used to follow the Fridays, not the Dale. And as a Fridays fan, I have to say one thing: Follow your bliss! Hope you have a blast with your new friends, come back for the cookout anytime 🚤🏝️😊

[@leo2791]

Maybe Quinns is a Fridays fan but the Anchor is a Dale fan!

[@jayhorton3831]

Disappointed that the record breaking game between the Fridays and the Mechanics(?can't remember) wasn't mentioned.

[@34umr]

please be kind to the hellmouth sunbeams mx. anchor

[@AidanSolunis]

I'm glad Houston is getting represented

[@ipsum2224]

This man really got Tucker Carlsoned in a video game

[@BandanaDrummer95]

And it was beautiful. Also, why is satire happening in real life?

[@Argusthecat]

I have rewatched this and have decided it's still great.

[@devoidMelody]

We love our Chorby over here at the garage

[@LorxusIsAFox]

Uh... Chorby Short is a frog. Also, it's Eizabeth Eliott. C'mon, I'm a Pies fan and I know that!

[@dogsqueens2647]

TBF I think us Pies flans are almost as likely as Magic fans to know Magic lore

[@JohnEvansChaoseed]

0:34 - "The pictures, descriptions...etc., nor do they represent the views of the ILB." So don't worry, it's just the Anchor's personal headcanon.

[@philipkelly7369]

The Anchor is doing a great job

[@elsesome2707]

THE CORE IS DOWN

[@mathewevans9706]

I was looking forward to this immensely, these recap videos are hilarious. The Anchor may want to shop around for some new legal representation. Just, not Garages Unlegal, we've got plenty of other cases to deal with.

[@Fqceless]

If I remember correctly Kaz Fiasco was a member of the Ohio Worms up until this last election. The worms barely missed the limelight this time :(

[@rebecca1643]

as a member of the kansas city breath mints, i just want to say... The Breath Mints.

[@jamesh6398]

Oh I've been so excited for this

[@ENBYSS]

MAX VELOCITY BOAT RAMP

[@kilo3989]

MAX VELOCITY BOAT RAMP

[@Gokuto]

Loving the Jackson Howard getup there Quinns :D

[@kal3idoskull489]

TUESDAY FINALLY CAME

[@Kamodomon]

Love it when a man's spirit gets broken by words. Good roundup. Thank you.

[@alextblue]

MY BRO IS IN BLASEBALL WOOOO

[@corianderdickinson4087]

I feel like it's the night before christmas and I know santa put a library under the tree because that's the only thing I asked for and I can't unwrap it early because it's on the immaterial plane.

[@gfbeach6645]

The anchor is doing a ----- job!

[@ohsteeev]

New Blaseball roundup! Another great Friday!

[@AntJoy23]

The breath mints.

[@robeseller6530]

The absolute madness

[@marmeywurm4904]

The Breath Mints

[@adogmn]

I am engaged with this content

[@AbsolXGuardian]

16:35 HAH! They tucker Carlsoned you!

[@Cooldrew100]

another banger episode, keep it up

[@jonw1599]

I'm a little sad he skipped over the Core Mechs terrible season 17

[@skeven0]

Or the hot patato of Aldon Cashmoney

[@trucy1337]

IF YOU HEAR DALE SAY DALE

[@bool.]

Hmm, that intro looks a little different...

[@averagekingcrimsonfan1629]

I'm just waiting for literally anything to happen to the Worms.

[@ClaeFace]

I wanna move to the UK just so there’s a higher chance I can be friends with Quinns

[@orngjce223]

Alternately you could join the Dale!

[@ClaeFace]

How do I start following Blaseball like this? I have an account and the app and everything, but I’m not sure how to parse what I’m seeing on the website.

[@Kaiasky]

You could try joining the discord, if that's your style--there's lots of people who can answer questions or fill you in on the history, and the teams get together to shout about the games as they're going on

[@skeven0]

Yeah the "lore" is on discord/Twitter/Reddit

[@ClaeFace]

Thanks guys I appreciate y’all! Now I just gotta figure out how to use discord lmao

[@notimportant768]

the L in eizabeth's name is silent and invisible

[@jelliefishr2336]

eizabeth elliot has no L in her name because magic never loses, babey!

[@UncleBebby]

Ok... is Quinn... is he wearing fake tan?

[@orinking8064]

thanks round up man, and go crabs!

[@tylerrapillo377]

Quinns, I'm scared

[@Charlezworth]

i love and hate being a magic fan

[@omenran]

I feel like I should unlike this comment because "As above, so Below" all those thumbs up call for thumbs down.

[@AntiSuccess]

who is ELIZABETH elliott??? sorry???????

[@serenelsie4497]

Briskit frendzo adorable🥺

[@kravicle]

the breath mints, my beloved. truly the best team in blaseball. even above my own team

[@JudahDeNose]

How dare you slander The Ticker

[@yeln4tsmusic]

I have..... just so many questions

[@WalnutBun]

Are you crab enough though?

[@deanonfire7503]

God he looks genuinely hurt reading that WW legal letter. Gotta love my team though!

[@lonerpack]

Are you not going to talk about how Sun 2 creator should be brought in for his crimes. Love these thank you. We are from Chicago

[@tfGalvatron1]

I have no idea what's going on and at this point I'm afraid to ask

[@JamScamly]

does Blaseball have an official anthem like Take Me Out to the Ball Game ?

[@beesforbreakfast]

It’s just clown car noises and wordless screaming but yes

[@jehusfolly]

As a Magic fan it definitely was a season...

[@geoffreysmitherson7562]

dude literally waht the fuck is blaseball im having a BREADOWN right now

[@orngjce223]

It's a baseball-themed idle game with Night Vale-style lore and weird ingame events such as people being set on fire

[@danieljp9694]

I’ve been wondering for a while. Does anybody legitimately know how Quinns came to be the Anchor?

[@rakino4418]

I'm guessing his PMG video on Blaseball caught the attention of [REDACTED]

[@korynnlw]

crab bad.....but crab good? crab good at bad.

[@benjamincameron3427]

Core is down BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@AnarchoLoserist]

I find it difficult to actually follow blaseball cause I can't figure out the website and I am bad at using discord, but I love these!

[@dionepon]

¡Dale!

[@jelliefishr2336]

MAGIC GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@themixedmaster]

9:14 the “l” in Eizabeth is silent and also non existent

[@Just_Beuno]

Q-Quinns?!