The Blaseball Roundup: Peace and Prosperity

[@AntiSuccess]

someone please put the name "anchor" in the patreon egg pool so that we can hatch this dude as a player. i wanna see him report on himself and deepen the existential crisis he is clearly going through

[@Megiirl]

YES

[@volta2652]

He only played one season before being shadowed but the Mechanics have a player named Quinns, same as the human whose body the anchor occupies

[@theanchor4178]

Don't you dare

[@mgpalpha]

This is filling the hole left by Unraveled

[@BarackLesnar]

But it can only fill that hole for so long before it shrivels sadly

[@JimiCanRead]

What is unraveled

[@saltedgerman]

​@@JimiCanRead It's a series Brian David Gilbert did for Polygon. It's really fun!

[@SenorTallon]

The Anchor is doing a Great Job.

[@buggy65x]

Is THE ANCHOR now in Blaseball?

[@soxxoxsmox8453]

The Anchor is doing a Great Job.

[@Stone_Orchids]

Best Anchor

[@MrAndoandoandoando]

we are all love The Anchor!

[@JamScamly]

The Anchor is doing a Great Job.

[@SenorTallon]

The surprise confetti at 7:22 just before the memorial moment of silence for dead players is PEAK accidental comedy.

[@CorvodaPop]

Thank you so much for showing everyone our Chicago map. I'm surprised how many people who live in Chicago actually were not aware that they live in Chicago. WAFC!

[@4whomittolz846]

If Chicago wins a season then legend has it that the earths oceans will in fact get replaced with lake Michigan.

[@CorvodaPop]

@@4whomittolz846 replaced?? They already are Lake Michigan, what are you talking about. That being said I do hope we win this season. It's been too long. It's starting to remind me of another famous Chicago legend...

[@unsnopable]

as a resident core mechanics fan, the fact that you said the core ISN'T Down is outright disrespectful. the pillars are our stadium, which we have graciously built un-Down so that it's easily accessible for everyone. i expect an apology next roundup, or you'll find that your car might need some repairs.... no seriously, we were going to go screw up your car but we found some problems with the engine, you might want to get that checked out. (another great one!! The Anchor Is Doing A Great Job)

[@complienscreator00]

RIV Combs Estes, who had probably the most tragically hilarious season in Blaseball history

[@michaelk9279]

The Tower really came to bite the Jazz Hands, huh.

[@complienscreator00]

...when we thought things couldn't get possibly worse than combs estes, chorby soul proves us wrong

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

god i fucking love blaseball

[@Kaiasky]

The sundae during the moment of silence is so funny. RIV to those we lost and to the Wyatts Mason and Quitter, I hope we find you soon

[@johnnydracaena6052]

Honestly I am LIVING for these videos omg they are pretty much ESSENTIAL for understanding Blaseball skdndjd

[@cameronross8812]

Quinn's is great! Check out Shut Up & Sit Down, Cool Ghosts, and People Make Games for more of him!

[@lunarcat3283]

@@cameronross8812 wait hes the same guy from People Make Games? Woah thats how i found out about Blaseball

[@cameronross8812]

@@lunarcat3283 Ya, I fully imagine that video led to this position cause it just makes so much sense for all parties. Quinn's style works so well for these, and he's got multiple different audiences to draw people in from, and he obviously just loves the meta of Blaseball anyways. it's a win-win-win-win-win, at least

[@AbsolXGuardian]

7:47 How dare you eat during a moment of remberance for your son! (Son Sotch is everyone's son, all at once)

[@mennoberga4133]

1436, never forget

[@Bobberation]

I was so distraught at the loss of my Son that I'm ashamed to admit I'd actually forgotten about Teddy until their name showed up on the list. Not to mention Norris, gone far too soon. ...it was a rough couple seasons for the Spies.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

@@Bobberation Yeah. Poor Norris, dead before lore had even been written.

[@jenniferkathleen3198]

chorby short, chorby strong, chorby make the innings long

[@april5054]

I literally just checked in on blaseball today and does Chorby even exist any more? it seems like the consumers have attacked him so much at this point that he could just be a pile of dust. I don't see him in any of the teams...

[@randomthing42]

@@april5054 Chorby has been [REDACTED] No, seriously, Chorby Short has been redacted. We uhhh don't know what that means yet

[@ribby9069]

@@april5054 I think you're getting confused between the constantly being eaten by consumers and then incinerated player Chorby Soul and the adorable magic frog-girl Chorby Short.

[@april5054]

@@ribby9069 Ah, that would make sense. Thank for clarifying, i assumed it meant that like, the consumers had turned from not only devouring chorby themself to devouring their soul itself, or something.

[@ribby9069]

April ahhh makes sense! I think in fact chorby soul has a massive soul which is /why/ they’re getting chomped so much in the first place. We estimate at the rate they were getting attacked it would take about 8 weeks for chorbys soul to shrink to a normal size

[@kilo3989]

"Coz if so, that's hilarious" is how I feel about a lot of Blaseball.

[@johnnydracaena6052]

PLEASE THE COMPLAINTS ARE SO FUNNY

[@Lordlaneus]

The Core is down! The Pillars is just our ballpark

[@IronFairy]

The Core is down but The Pillars are up!!

[@augustusdens]

For those of you who were curious, the missing doctor names were [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted] and of course [Redacted]. Huge fan that last one.

[@TherealLaserdog]

they didn't even tell us to hit the subscribe button I want to see what happens when blaseball gets a silver play button

[@rarebirdalert3039]

No mention of Sutton Picklestein's world record necromancy any% speedrun? smh

[@theanchor4178]

I wish there was time! I'm personally a huge fan of Picklestein's undead victory lap

[@johnnydracaena6052]

I’M SO HYPED also I love this dude

[@Ansonr]

That's Quinns from Shut Up and Sit Down, they review board games and are great.

[@gayMath]

Turns out: the consumers did not, in fact, just go away.

[@Astria-ix9hs]

Spoilers so stop reading if ur not caught up, rip chorby soul for the like 4ish days you were dead, you would've loved to rest in peace

[@Kpiozero]

Remember folks, when you're breaking ground, call 811 before you dig.

[@CarpeGuitarrem]

I can't believe you gave but a token mention to the ILB's beloved dork York Silk. On the other hand, looking forward to the Tacos fanbase bringing the roasts next recap.

[@TornaitSuperBird]

We will bring them. WE WILL BRING THEM.

[@Charlezworth]

12 seasons in and The Magic Finally Did Something Interesting

[@AntiSuccess]

hey, in our defense, we also successfully met the conditions to resurrect one of our dead players, but he was just like "no thanks" and went back to the hall of flame for... no apparent reason. that one time.

[@maggienelsonfanclub]

i can't tell if this is pro or anti magic but as a magic fan i agree

[@yokonamigaara]

The way I yelled when I understood the ice cream

[@JohnEvansChaoseed]

Oh man, I had to look that one up on the wiki.

[@SkyeFused]

So happy Chorby got an honorable mention!!! too bad you didn't talk about Sutton Picklestein, who was necromancied but refused during season 13 elections :(

[@Lode422]

I witnessed the CHORBENING. It was amazing.

[@AntiSuccess]

YESSSSSSS CHORBY GOT A SHOUTOUT!!! I LOVE CHORBY SHORT SO MUCH

[@Em-uk8ew]

🐸✨

[@AntiSuccess]

YES THAT'S HER. THAT'S MY GIRL

[@ragnarokminstrel]

Uhhhh, about that...

[@lukew6080]

Us Fridays knew Yosh was having such a good time pitching that we figured he’d have a chill day pitching for both teams!

[@loravura4782]

see you all on sundae mondae tomorrow! get those snacks ready york and chorby are SO debted

[@WarmongerGandhi]

We aren't the "Really Quite Good Now, Actually, Los Angles Unlimited Tacos". We're the "Really Quite Good Now, Actually, Los Angeli Unlimited Tacos".

[@Branables]

The comedic timing on video is incredible! I can't wait for more!

[@minic00p39]

You're the man Quinns

[@orinking8064]

omg the sundae eating while the dead omg that's so good

[@Areagan22]

I just discovered Blaseball from the latest Gameinformer... I have no idea what's going on, but I'm absolutely here for it. I love baseball and I love inter-galatic randomness that happens...

[@JohnEvansChaoseed]

"Which is ominous. But also...delicious." *sundae*

[@_isabelcalcano_]

Oh no.. is that what that red dot is??? I had been away from blaseball for a season and I get back to this ominous red dot...

[@shutupandsitdown]

What a weirdo.

[@ragnarokminstrel]

Perfection. Also, thanks for introducing me to blaseball. Great season to start. Poor Chorby Soul.

[@박찬우-q5m]

Amazing

[@Quinns_Quest]

DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME

[@LMMotoss]

This is so good I'm STUNNED

[@Kaleid0skull]

just became absolutely obsessed this is completely unhinged

[@BlueManIan]

So this is basically 17776 meets Welcome to Night Vale. I'm in.

[@34umr]

noticing a lack of mention of the boss and the levels which is concerning

[@kilo3989]

"Or if you prefer--" DO NOT PREFER

[@JudahDeNose]

RIV Sutton Picklestien and York Silk

[@philipkelly7369]

Oh man the season 15 to X recap is going to be wiiiild

[@nekkowe]

Delightful as always, thank you very much! We are all love the anchor.

[@Gunmarz]

It may take decades with Philly sports teams but they always get their revenge. Go Pies!

[@Cooldrew100]

another absolute banger of an episode

[@Hall0ikama]

I don't follow blaseball at all but this is fun to watch even with a passing knowledge of what blaseball is.

[@pablocamarasa9633]

I love seing you taking over KZbin channel by channel. We just need a blaseball board game now

[@rakino4418]

It would have to be a roleplaying game

[@treetoptoo]

These are so wonderful! Thanks so much for doing these I love them so much :)

[@gfbeach6645]

The anchor is doing an okay job!

[@hexane360]

Outstanding

[@AMcJV12]

Glad these are now a regular thing!

[@motorbabyusa]

Thank you for this

[@PantheraLeo04]

⬇️ THE CORE IS DOWN⬇️

[@danielemazzali9810]

I love this

[@katie-ampersand]

i feel like this is just blaseball unraveled and now i wanna see bdg appear here

[@alexandersnider734]

Parking in the rear. Fill our garage. - Seattle

[@Megiirl]

Incredible stuff

[@emilyrln]

"This has been… traffic."

[@t.estable3856]

You seem to be laboring under the incorrect assumption that the Core isn't Down, don't worry, we can fix it.

[@Vespidazed]

Also a few Wyatts who were not Wyatt Mason also got cancelled out via echos. Or that players who were previously on the Shelled One's Pods became honeyroasted and could shell other players in Peanut Rain.

[@Stonewren]

I love you sir. Go Lovers!

[@Solid_Fuel]

I know I was just told what happened, but I have never felt more confused

[@robynmaag1266]

Hey, as a Hades Tiger Fan, just wanna say you're doing a good job. Even if you don't like the best team. :)

[@ChanceChoice]

next round up please mention the ungodly amounts of peanuts being pumped into the hall of flame

[@PetrVojtech]

THIS IS GOLD

[@speedoman212]

14:57 go pies

[@harris4470]

¡DALE!

[@sammarks9146]

Man, Blaseball is like a comedy version of the SCP Foundation.

[@jamesmedina4407]

As a Lovers fan thank you and the SIBR can deal with it!

[@3thanguy7]

thank you the anchor very cool

[@lydiasteinebendiksen4269]

Quinns, I fucking love you!

[@JamScamly]

my daddy always told me I could be a Pro Blaseball Player some day if I put my mind & arms & legs to it he's been stuck in a peanut ever since 😢

[@philipkelly7369]

No mention of Chorby Soul! Riot!

[@zweihawke]

If you're wondering what the pillars are, we don't know. We're just down.⏬

[@utilitymaxxing]

!DALE!

[@eldestisland4520]

Quinns looks so different with his hair slicked back

[@Harpyshrieks]

... why the blood in 4:40?

[@scienceme9794]

I still can't believe Quinns is doing this.

[@krebkrebkreb]

Case was incinerated 4 minutes before Josh

[@gordonwong2260]

wow, this feels like something out of scp

[@benjamincameron3427]

RIV Hands and ruffian ;w;

[@daishoryujin95]

What's next? Ah yes. MURDER.

[@tidehollowcat3064]

And now there are two debts to be paid! Yay!

[@danb3436]

When can I expect the anime??

[@baruta07]

The Goose Is Forever Loose RIV Sutton Bishop

[@pmlabowicz3903]

Blaseball. We have puns!

[@pmlabowicz3903]

Batten Island 😆

[@baltimorecrabs3527]

I really liked the part where he said the Crabs won

[@PantheraLeo04]

RIV Hands Scoresbug

[@ethan_wethan]

This is Wyatt Quitter erasure

[@1KitWonder]

we are still from chicago and so can you ☺️🔥 we’re coming 4 sun 2

[@WMFawn]

Kinda surprised you didn't cover the exploit fiasco of season 14.

[@reuvengritters2983]

I came back for another round of insanity and I'm still just as bemused and befuddled as I was for the seasons 1-11 recap. But I remain intrigued by this whole insanity. Like, did Quinns misspeak when he talked about what I assumed were the Season 13 finals as "Season 14" or were there actually two separate Season 14 finals? I mean, at this point, I'd believe that Season 14 had two finals, one before and after the season. Wait... what am I becoming?

[@monojira]

What is this propaganda of claiming that the Core is not Down and the Pillars being a place on the surface?

[@cupidhoodlum]

go pies love da pies

[@JudahDeNose]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@TheHexyBeast]

im hoping the garages do well in todays match against the milenials i would hope they can get a rematch with the tigers

[@adastra553]

quinns looks so off and i can’t for the life of me figure out what’s wrong

[@AntiSuccess]

he is covered in blood

[@adamsbja]

@@AntiSuccess No, that's normal, must be something else.

[@kilo3989]

DO IT FOR RAUUUUUUL DALE

[@thomasticehurst7707]

Is this quin or do all British people sound the same