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"Imagine that. Your limbs removed, replaced with spark-whips and nests of claws. Eyes bored from your skull and stained glass in their places. Your heart and organs fixed with stimm injectors and neuropathic glands. And then, proud in your new body, what remains of your drooling waste of a mind will be turned to the good of the Imperium. With a word of my command, you'll willingly fling yourself into the jaws of hell, a berserk flesh-machine bound for a long, long death."
Halo Devices are xenos artefacts discovered amidst the ruins of ancient alien worlds in the Halo Stars. The devices use a process completely beyond the understanding of Imperial lore to manipulate the body and mind of those they bond with, making their hosts extremely difficult to kill and effectively immortal. However, the price paid is madness, loss of humanity, and strange thirsts and addictions such as the need to consume blood and flesh.
An Arco-flagellant is a specialised form of Servitor, created from an Imperial citizen who has been condemned to the capital punishment of arco-flagellation.In battle, Arco-flagellants are pumped full of a cocktail of narcotic stimulants that transforms them into frenzied whirlwinds of destruction utterly impervious to wounds.

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@SneakyMuffin
@SneakyMuffin 3 ай бұрын
"Body Horror in 40k" Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@rita6355
@rita6355 3 ай бұрын
It actually narrows it down a lot, chaos is pretty broad
@therat1117
@therat1117 3 ай бұрын
@@rita6355 In fact, servitors, cherubs, penitent engines, anything the Dark Eldar do, titan principes, augmetics, techpriests, space marines, and a good number of other non-chaotic personages and devices also fit the description 'body horror'.
@rita6355
@rita6355 3 ай бұрын
@@therat1117 so you narrowed it down even more! That's awesome
@rosenbloody
@rosenbloody 3 ай бұрын
@@rita6355 Every faction in 40k has examples of body horror in some form or fashion. Every single one.
@Ridetherails_yt
@Ridetherails_yt 3 ай бұрын
@@rosenbloody Tau?
@Max-nj9ks
@Max-nj9ks 3 ай бұрын
5h before my surgery lmao nice timing 👍 edit: im fine the weirdboy stole my wisdom tooth and it hurt quite a bit shouldn't have used the rusty saw...
@dhxmg
@dhxmg 3 ай бұрын
Good luck!
@NietsTV
@NietsTV 3 ай бұрын
Fear not, my Ork Painboy got your back.
@azathoththe3rd
@azathoththe3rd 3 ай бұрын
"and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again"
@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 3 ай бұрын
@@azathoththe3rd”should I be awake for this?”
@germanmandalorian3514
@germanmandalorian3514 3 ай бұрын
Praise the Machinegod for a good Magos Biologos, at least i will do that for you.
@wrah5480
@wrah5480 3 ай бұрын
If the halo-device is Stuck to a Finger and the Finger Gets cut, the Whole body of the Carrier dies, But will regrow from the cut-off Finger still sticking in the Ring 🙃
@r17DeadFlamingos
@r17DeadFlamingos 3 ай бұрын
Thats just showing off at that point
@skullsquad900
@skullsquad900 3 ай бұрын
I think it what it does is affect the creatures DNA to regenerate itself. Which means it needs the creature to at least have a circulatory system to function.
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 3 ай бұрын
So it's the Guyver :)
@dedman1096
@dedman1096 2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure I murdered somebody holding this kinda thing in rogue trader on steam…it’s a lone dude sitting in a destroyed manor on a distant star…had to kill him thrice because he stood back up after I had gunned him down…
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 3 ай бұрын
Body Horrors of Warhammer... Khorne: Grow blood limbs when severed while ripping and tearing to Blood Swamps on loop. Slaanesh: Excess *REDACTED FOR HEARESY* Tzeentch: Spontaneous mutating horrors beyond human comprehension. Nurgle: Decay and disease in the "I love you" song by Barney . Vashtorr: The AI in "I have no mouth, and I must scream" was too tame. Chaos Undivided: Daemonculaba, chaos spawn, daemonworlds. Imperium: Servitors, corpse starch, cherubs, and Penitence Engines Dark Eldar: "Our souls are being eaten by a Chaos god. Let's make the Warp look safe by comparison to fend it off." *Agrees in 'what could go wrong'* Night Lords: *sees orphan child* "Yo, Skin!" Dark Mechanicum: *slamming mechadendrite against daemon engine* "MAKE. PE. NIS. IN. TO. ROBOT! Konrad Curze: Screaming gallery and talking to a literal meat statue of Emps as if it's Him. Iron Warriors: "I don't care about morality, I want *results."* Necrons: Flayed Ones, Szarekh torturing a C'tan on his throne, and Illuminor Szeras actively proving 'Body Horror' doesn't require flesh and blood. Motely and the Harlequins: "Wouldn't it be funny if..." the Changeling: "Hi, I'm the Changeling of Tzeentch, and Welcome to Jackass." 11/22/24 edit, I just realized that I completely forgot about the Skaven.
@LucasFerraz-j9k
@LucasFerraz-j9k 3 ай бұрын
This comment must reach the top
@enzoaugusto1577
@enzoaugusto1577 3 ай бұрын
Yo, SKIN! Is my favourite
@JaxxonBlaze69
@JaxxonBlaze69 3 ай бұрын
YO, SKIN!
@L.Bomrek
@L.Bomrek 3 ай бұрын
YO (YO), SKIN (THREAD)
@thespacemarine247
@thespacemarine247 3 ай бұрын
I think the Deamonculaba is less “chaos undivided” and more “Iron warriors” since it’s not like there was more then one facility… and Uriel Ventris helped destroy it, so at least that one off horror show was shut down.
@PaintingDadly
@PaintingDadly 3 ай бұрын
Crazy part with the halo devices are not all of them turn you into a monster. Some just have all the benefits no drawbacks. But you won't know until it's too late.
@vegladex
@vegladex 3 ай бұрын
Oh that is SO MUCH WORSE. Of course you imagine the story of someone trying one for the first time, probably getting attached by accident after falling asleep holding it, and maybe the first few after him are lucky as well and don't go insane, and the writing can just delay the other boot dropping for SO LONG..... And then afterwards, there's still this uncertainty to it. I doubt they all progress at exactly the same rate, and how would they know? One guy goes insane, what do the people already implanted think? Chilling.
@StygianSkunk
@StygianSkunk 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, my comparison is Devil Fruits from OnePiece (but less beneficial)
@UseARockOrSomething
@UseARockOrSomething 3 ай бұрын
...and that's a risk I'm willing to take!
@boyanpenev9822
@boyanpenev9822 3 ай бұрын
Can you say behelith?
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 3 ай бұрын
I think it's like an estimated 1% of them that does that. Some theorize that the device either malfunctions what it was supposed to do around that 2/3rds of the way through the Primary Phase... or perhaps more horror-themed... those 1% that does that are not malfunctioning... they WORK the correct way, and it's all other devices that are faulty - or perhaps it got to do with genetics and only about 1% of people hits that jackpot for whatever reason. Perhaps they are funky with humans like that because they were never designed for human physiology so once it gets to the point of full vitality and nigh-immortality, the device doesn't understand human biology correctly and it starts affecting the mind, the slow physical corruption of the body and the sanity until nothing but a murderhorror creature remains.
@garretthochmuth4522
@garretthochmuth4522 3 ай бұрын
Chaos and Dark Eldar whenever the enter reality: "HEY KIDS, WANNA BE "TECHNICLLY LIVING" BODY?!"
@GamerM1235
@GamerM1235 3 ай бұрын
Guardsman show up to planet with PTSD. Don't worry, we will help you, and then send you home. . . . Why does the shipping log only show combat servitors? Yes, that is a chilling book prompt for some real horror.
@victorpedrosoceolin3919
@victorpedrosoceolin3919 3 ай бұрын
I don't get it, what does that imply?
@JeffGreff
@JeffGreff 3 ай бұрын
⁠@@victorpedrosoceolin3919This was mentioned in one of the Cain books. It implies that the soldiers are not there to be helped they are there to be turned into combat servitors.
@victorpedrosoceolin3919
@victorpedrosoceolin3919 3 ай бұрын
@@JeffGreff ohh, fuck...
@hpenvy1106
@hpenvy1106 3 ай бұрын
​@@JeffGreffi guess it's just for the ones who cannot recover. Good soldiers are still hard to come by. You serve the Emperor, one way or another. And even in death you still serve
@JeffGreff
@JeffGreff 3 ай бұрын
@@hpenvy1106 100%
@vancodling4223
@vancodling4223 3 ай бұрын
Don't forget the first person descriptions of possession from The First Heretic. The scene at Istvaan where the pov swaps between all of the Gal Vorbak is a harrowing read.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 3 ай бұрын
And then the Gal Vorback all died, barring Argel Tal and maybe 5-6 others, because Erebus left them and the other traitor Word Bearers to die on Istvaan.
@agent5333
@agent5333 3 ай бұрын
He closes his eyes to blink the blood off, but can’t open them, nor can he let go of his axes.
@chemicalwarfare3861
@chemicalwarfare3861 3 ай бұрын
Something I find horrifying about 40k's universe is how the Aeldari have the meanest and most sadistic weapons. The Harlequin's Kiss, Shuriken Catapult, D-Scythe (rips the soul out of the body and dumps it in the warp), just to name a few and those are Craftworld and Harlequin ones; the Drukhari arsenal is even worse. Anyway, a very good episode as always
@TheReadraw
@TheReadraw 3 ай бұрын
So nice that you guys went over Halo Devices! I think they are extremely cool. Two fun facts: 1.) The Halo Stars were also the cradle of the Necrontyr civilization. 2.) In the cRPG you can find a Halo Device and nearly everyone in your retinue will immediately try to stop you from putting it on.
@LenaMaia-o9o
@LenaMaia-o9o 3 ай бұрын
"Being the carpet in the screaming gallery would be the worst, everyone stepping on you..." *Heavy Doge Vandire breathing*
@Aceshot-uu7yx
@Aceshot-uu7yx 3 ай бұрын
But those aren't sister and assassin feet. Those are hulking, sweaty, caleced astarte... No, he would enjoy that.
@Gibilisko
@Gibilisko 3 ай бұрын
Once they mentioned "bonding with your flesh" I suddenly realized how much Halo devices resemble crucifixes from Hyperion. Consider this: 1) Both can prolong the users life span 2) Heal injuries which are be fatal otherwise 3) Merge with the users flesh the same way 4) Can resurrect a person's body after death 5) Erodes the users personality over time Looks like GW has done it again!
@urbani8231
@urbani8231 3 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing.
@GurrenLagann98
@GurrenLagann98 2 ай бұрын
To be fair, Crucifixes eventually get ironed out to reduce the cognitive decline, no?
@zirconiumaloe
@zirconiumaloe Ай бұрын
Thought the exact same thing, especially with it not having human origins and being made from something else (although according to the one who teaches, the UI is also a part of humanity)
@zirconiumaloe
@zirconiumaloe Ай бұрын
​@@GurrenLagann98yea they had a new patch update after the kinks were worked out
@ShadQuakeFix
@ShadQuakeFix 3 ай бұрын
1 Skin... 2 Skin.... 3 SKin.... 4 SKIN! HA HA HA!
@azathoththe3rd
@azathoththe3rd 3 ай бұрын
Do you think they still circumcize newborns in the Imperium?
@henrychurch6062
@henrychurch6062 3 ай бұрын
@@azathoththe3rd No, that's barbaric. 'Mutilate your child's genitals so god loves them' probably isn't a sentiment that survived the imperial truth.
@crossfire4691
@crossfire4691 3 ай бұрын
Instead, they mutilate them to show devotion to the imperium and the God emperor​@henrychurch6062
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 3 ай бұрын
@henrychurch… Knowing Slaanesh, Night Lords, and Deldar, that’s probably for the best.
@henrychurch6062
@henrychurch6062 3 ай бұрын
@@khylerbane4523 I mean, if you read the Bible there's a part where David wants to marry a girl and her father tells him to bring back a wedding shawl for her made from 100 foreskins of their enemies. So to prove his worth as a husband he brings her back a wedding shawl made from 200 foreskins. Twice the requested foreskin count. I would presume she wore this when they got married. Can you possibly imagine a more Night Lords thing than that?
@WingsaberE3
@WingsaberE3 3 ай бұрын
Just once, I’d like instead of a curse making someone have an hunger for human flesh have them hunger for something random. Like cheddar biscuits.
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 3 ай бұрын
I hunger for Biscuits! Specifically, the ones from some place called IHOP.
@DaPoopz
@DaPoopz 3 ай бұрын
The curse that causes a hunger for cheddar biscuits is called clinical depression
@TheReadraw
@TheReadraw 3 ай бұрын
As far as I've heard, that's pregnancy
@r17DeadFlamingos
@r17DeadFlamingos 3 ай бұрын
Hunger for an extinct animal
@skullsquad900
@skullsquad900 3 ай бұрын
There's a pathfinder magic item that Curses the bearer to EAT but thankfully also gives them the ability to consume ANYTHING!
@romanmyth4991
@romanmyth4991 3 ай бұрын
CTRL+SHIFT+V is a new tech that I am going to steal for work. Praise be the educational podcast!
@EtherealDoomed
@EtherealDoomed 3 ай бұрын
You're in luck that Microsoft only *just* added support for it to office.
@Tokumastu1
@Tokumastu1 3 ай бұрын
Body horror... Mechanicus and Inquisition be like "Ok we have several libraries worth of this so you're gonna have to be specific."
@petulantpeterturbo
@petulantpeterturbo 3 ай бұрын
About those Halo devices. Kirioth mentioned they're found on dead worlds around dead stars...if that's the case, some of those are literally tens of millions, if not billions of years old!!
@lc2131
@lc2131 Ай бұрын
The fact they're always found near dead stars instantly made me wonder if they're connected to the C'tan, like it's how they reproduce or something and after a millennia of holding a shard you eventually become one.
@deldrinov
@deldrinov 3 ай бұрын
Fun fact: NASA or some other space agency tested what materials would be good for making concrete on Mars. Turns out, blood isn't very good because it makes concrete weaker. Poop is much better though.
@sidsmith6522
@sidsmith6522 3 ай бұрын
they in the end found out potato starch makes it double in strength
@Aceshot-uu7yx
@Aceshot-uu7yx 3 ай бұрын
If true, just stick sticky rice in there. Worked great for the great wall.
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 3 ай бұрын
It's not about the material strenth, it's about sending a message
@the-answer-is-42
@the-answer-is-42 2 ай бұрын
That's because NASA didn't squash the bodies the right way to please Khorne.
@IneXtrikabul
@IneXtrikabul 3 ай бұрын
The Grimdark Future: "Now 100% cruelty-free free!"
@EtherealDoomed
@EtherealDoomed 3 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@2993LP
@2993LP 3 ай бұрын
Along with the servitor factory planet, I considered a hospital daemon world run by Nurgle, as a guardsman gets diagnosed with more and more infections...
@s.k4713
@s.k4713 3 ай бұрын
Just picturing a big ass biologus purifier with a doctor coat stretching over his massive armour telling some poor guardsman hes come down with a bad case of the walking pox.
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a season 5 Magnus archives situation and I do mean that as a compliment Edit: spelling
@DaBlueIghuana
@DaBlueIghuana 3 ай бұрын
This instantly reminded me of one of the Magnus archive episodes that describes a hospital that was very similar to that, crafting never ending worry or something like that, it’s been a while since I listened to it. Also, the dg literally have a model called a plague surgeon, it’s their apothecary.
@beebeebees
@beebeebees 2 ай бұрын
Always happy to hear someone bring up how truly evil the emperium is. Way too many people treat it as some sort of "necessary" of evil when none of it is necessary. it's JUST evil.
@beebeebees
@beebeebees 2 ай бұрын
@OrroHelhammer LMAO! WHAT A TOOL!
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 3 ай бұрын
"DK hates Halloween." I'm with Shy and Bricky. Inexcusable.
@Dementia-pt5uz
@Dementia-pt5uz 3 ай бұрын
Slaanesh has entered the chat Fulgrim has entered the chat *Druhkari have entered the chat* *T’au have left the chat*
@oso6226
@oso6226 3 ай бұрын
Honsou has entered the chat
@Aceshot-uu7yx
@Aceshot-uu7yx 3 ай бұрын
The Sisters have entered the commune.
@green_creeper288
@green_creeper288 3 ай бұрын
One of the best descriptions of body horror I've heard is; "The horror does not come from the fact that this hole was made for you. The horror comes from the fact that you will be make to fit this hole."
@ashrog82
@ashrog82 3 ай бұрын
They compared Halo devices to 2 different anime, but ignored the fact that they are literally just the Guyver. Which gives an answer to the question "what if the arm with the device gets cut off": the rest of the body melts to goo, then you regenerate a whole new body from the limb that's still connected to the device...
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 2 ай бұрын
*Horrors beyond sentient comprehension happens* Afterward Leader: *lights a match* “Alright, who’s not dead? Sound off.” Also, why do I feel if the Drukhari, especially the Homunculi found a Halo Device they would go “Oh hey, I been wondering what happened to this”?
@MakooWallinen
@MakooWallinen 3 ай бұрын
I just listened to this on my way home. Will I listen to it one more time now as I shred meat for my dinner? Yes I will!
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 3 ай бұрын
Pulled pork, with ladies fingers
@LetsFigureIt0ut
@LetsFigureIt0ut 3 ай бұрын
For DKs question on losing a finger if its a ring. In phase one that would likely separate them from the power until they put it back on, however, in phase two the halo forms a nigh unpenetrable carapice. So, the likelihood of even being able to cut it at all is pretty slim imo.
@LollipopKnight2
@LollipopKnight2 3 ай бұрын
If they were to be cut, my thought was that the ring finger grows back a body, rather than the primary body regrowing a ring. The primary entity is the Halo Device itself, right?
@baconterrorist945
@baconterrorist945 Ай бұрын
I think it would be worse if you grew back from the finger in this hypothetical, and your body detached from it dies, are you still you after your brain grows back?
@LollipopKnight2
@LollipopKnight2 Ай бұрын
@@baconterrorist945 I would say not, yeah. It's a different you. Basically the old Star Trek teleporter problem.
@LetsFigureIt0ut
@LetsFigureIt0ut Ай бұрын
@@LollipopKnight2 i mean, I would say no, seeing as in the early stages, it behaves more like a parasite rather than emerged.Entity like phase two and later
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 3 ай бұрын
I expect a good portion of the episode to be dedicated to the AdMech, Techpriests barely resembling humans and all.
@Glückless
@Glückless 3 ай бұрын
No, they had their fun in other episodes. I honestly can only think of dark eldars...
@jemman2906
@jemman2906 3 ай бұрын
The Demon kielbasa have to be mentioned, right?
@KingHasturr
@KingHasturr 3 ай бұрын
One of my favorite audio stories is about how messed up the creation of a servitor is, think it’s called Abomination
@TheBreadlord
@TheBreadlord 3 ай бұрын
@@KingHasturr It's a fan story, covered by a vox in the dark I think?
@ArchangelAzriel1223
@ArchangelAzriel1223 3 ай бұрын
@@TheBreadlord A Vox in the Void. He has some incredible stuff on his channel.
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 ай бұрын
imagine a person bonded to a halo device is made into a servitor and slowly regenerates the pieces replaced by cyberware and slowly regains a twisted agency
@chrisrosales6362
@chrisrosales6362 3 ай бұрын
48:38 To whoever made that mini may God have mercy on your wretched soul. Edit: The time stamp is a warning.
@Aceshot-uu7yx
@Aceshot-uu7yx 3 ай бұрын
May God damn you for what you have done, for this is unforgivable.
@dirtyblonde1011
@dirtyblonde1011 3 ай бұрын
Why is my first reaction to hearing about Halo Devices bringing people back from the dead "so it's an Eversor that won't die"?
@cessman8054
@cessman8054 3 ай бұрын
I wish their microphone I/O was sync'd making their mouths move like Terrence and Philip from South Park
@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium
@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium 3 ай бұрын
I imagine that in that example of the ring halo device being separated via hand severance, it will cause the hand to regenerate into a clone of the host like a starfish.
@עומרשרייבר-ל4ר
@עומרשרייבר-ל4ר 3 ай бұрын
Well this will be a disturbing one.
@mannofdober873
@mannofdober873 3 ай бұрын
Tyranid body horror is definitely a thing. The Parasite of Mortrex
@andrewfornes5320
@andrewfornes5320 3 ай бұрын
ahh, just finished watering my rug of faces & am ready to watch.
@andrewdeanna
@andrewdeanna 3 ай бұрын
Funny you mention…
@MachineMan-mj4gj
@MachineMan-mj4gj 3 ай бұрын
"Remember, if you're uncomfortable in your own skin, you should peel it off and give it to me."
@shadow42990
@shadow42990 3 ай бұрын
halo devices, fuses to make you crazy and immortal, basking in solar radiation...either you're becoming superman, or becoming a settler of catan
@topcat59
@topcat59 3 ай бұрын
Night lords are very creative and imaginative when they are left to their own devices.😺
@brianvanmaanen1897
@brianvanmaanen1897 3 ай бұрын
"Returned from the dead if they aren't killed", That has got to be my favorite derp sentence. The more I look at it the funnier it becomes.
@svenbrede6151
@svenbrede6151 3 ай бұрын
In Fall of Cadia there's the khornate champion trying to ascend to daemonprince but not really managing to get over the border, until the sisters decide to release the arco flaggelants, because they are such brutal murdermachines that khorne really likes them. They're like a giant sacrifice to khorne. Still only got him to half-prince, but you know
@ariekuykendall6631
@ariekuykendall6631 3 ай бұрын
30:49 Freeza does not regenerate. He’s been reconstructed with cybernetics, and then wished back and placed into a healing pod for a month to heal being hacked apart. None of which he did on his own. Cell, Buu, Moro, and Zamasu all regenerate on their own.
@noahp2014
@noahp2014 3 ай бұрын
The worst thing I read in 40k was the description of a small imperium ship being swallowed whole by a tyranid
@wileyvickers8012
@wileyvickers8012 3 ай бұрын
+2 bricky. I respect that joke
@warmachine5835
@warmachine5835 3 ай бұрын
Them: "Fox 2!" Me, dumping flares and banking hard: "Fox thisssss."
@wileyvickers8012
@wileyvickers8012 3 ай бұрын
@ I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move. Presses the cobra button.
@petulantpeterturbo
@petulantpeterturbo 3 ай бұрын
DK HATES Halloween?! Unacceptable. Mods take this man's anime away.
@bencebenedek2610
@bencebenedek2610 3 ай бұрын
From the sound of it the halo devices try to protect the host body while changing it on most basic level to something completely new. I remember some sci-fi outside of 40k where a species could only reproduce by basically changing a member of another species into theirs via a genetic retrovirus or some thing like that. They even got the knowledge and skills of the infecting species through genetic memory. The halo devices sound really similar to that.
@dueinuremom5082
@dueinuremom5082 Ай бұрын
37:30 that is a very useful tip. I didn’t think I would get work flow advice from a warhammer body horror video but here we are.
@th3blindpig
@th3blindpig 3 ай бұрын
@0:54:35 Fun fact from the Grimdark of history: Tamerlane! "During his travel through the north of Persia, he captured the then town of Tehran, which surrendered and was thus treated mercifully. He laid siege to Soltaniyeh in 1384. Khorasan revolted one year later, so Timur destroyed Isfizar, and the prisoners were cemented into the walls alive." Timur. Wikipedia.
@RolandTheJabberwocky
@RolandTheJabberwocky 3 ай бұрын
Who the hell doesn't like Halloween!? It's like the most fun, cheepest, and least baggage holiday! And it's spooky! IT'S SPOOKY SEASON DK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOUR CAREER IS 40K AND ITS 90% HORROR.
@Schwalbe1728
@Schwalbe1728 3 ай бұрын
When Bricky said he made the toilet dice, I thought he made the Ultramarines dice, cause you know, toilet seat as an insignia, and Spess Muhrin 2 is popular. But no, he literally made the fucking toilet-as-6 dice, cause the loaded dice tournament goer moron story is peak 40k meme. What a lad.
@Rexx8492nd
@Rexx8492nd 3 ай бұрын
The arco surgery description is from the Gods of Mars trilogy. Great books. The guy who was being turned in an arco was an imperial cardinal that abused his power. He'd send people he didn't like to "r*** dungeons".
@isaachaahr8691
@isaachaahr8691 3 ай бұрын
An episode of body horror and not a single mention of the drukhari and haemonculus. Talked about Talos the nightlord but not talos the army unit.
@ryanbrito9255
@ryanbrito9255 3 ай бұрын
17:24 it’s basically being bipolar with actual benefits
@ShadowGhost0117
@ShadowGhost0117 3 ай бұрын
Topic idea: Delving into the specifics of the Dark Angels Hexagrammaton, the various Orders, and the different types of Dark Age Tech weapons they were given (Excindio, Heavy Bolter that shoots anti psyker bullets, gun that erases you from existence aka you never existed in the first place).
@engelostermann7203
@engelostermann7203 2 ай бұрын
Back in Warhammer Fantasy Role-play, there was a mutation chart where you role to see which mutations your characters gets. My favorite was your penis growing arms and legs, detaching from your body, and running away to worship the Ruinous Powers in the chaos wastes.
@mutatorbeam8368
@mutatorbeam8368 3 ай бұрын
39:25 No joke, Bricky should read Black Library books for Audible, He just has the perfect cadence.
@Bidoofsama
@Bidoofsama 3 ай бұрын
"we have let Kirioth out of the walls" it feels like hes been in these episodes more often than not at this point
@conan2096
@conan2096 2 ай бұрын
the arco flagellant in lords of mars is metal as fuck and utterly terrifying, and he was way worse BEFORE he was made into a killing machine lol. i loved how when talos too the risk to look into the warp, he realised that the screaming gallery was an attempt at recreating what curze saw.
@dancinglucifer1526
@dancinglucifer1526 3 ай бұрын
*"Standing Ovation Bravo"* Hitting it out of the park With the Horrors beyond Imagination.
@seanmoore4367
@seanmoore4367 Ай бұрын
Lords of Mars was my first ever 40k book and man was it an introduction.
@Br1tishTaxi
@Br1tishTaxi 3 ай бұрын
"godblight" Book Review please do this adeptus ridiculous! ^^^^^^
@spencerbajer8836
@spencerbajer8836 3 ай бұрын
Idea: give halo devices to combat servitors. Now you have immortal semi-sentient weapons that totally won't backfire spectacularly.
@derstein3368
@derstein3368 3 ай бұрын
Interesting idea. The device would probably un-lobotomize the servitor pretty quickly
@HunterSentinel
@HunterSentinel 3 ай бұрын
26:29 I like to imagine… that instead of there being a clone with an armless variant now… what ever shit the ring was regulating before goes out of control. So the original completely looses their mind and begins genetically degrading into a cancerous pile of mush…. And the severed hand begins regrowing a new version…. That now totally insane.
@tylerlopez962
@tylerlopez962 3 ай бұрын
37:18 I actually needed this thank you lol
@deathlytree434
@deathlytree434 3 ай бұрын
Me too lol
@HealedFiend
@HealedFiend 3 ай бұрын
Since we are talking horror, recently listened to Shroud of Night and Andrew Wincott's demon voice towards the end of that book is one of the most unsettling things I've heard in a long while.
@WordoftheElderGods
@WordoftheElderGods 9 күн бұрын
Really glad they got to the Halo Devices.
@mutantmaster1
@mutantmaster1 2 ай бұрын
"Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Sugestion!" -all of the factions in 40k, to various levels
@notjustanother3191
@notjustanother3191 3 ай бұрын
I think the Halo stars are from when the C'tan were still a fledgling race and a much longer beef with the old ones. They used them somehow to become the C'tan we know. They are less anti-chaos and more anti-old one.
@Flt.Hawkeye
@Flt.Hawkeye 3 ай бұрын
The way the Halo devices are described makes me think they themselves are living Organisms that just Disguise as ordinary things and wait for a host to merge like a parasite.
@jeodraws2473
@jeodraws2473 3 ай бұрын
30:49 Mis Hermanos, Grab Him and bring abuela, we are going to teach him a lesson lol
@latayantheazran
@latayantheazran 3 ай бұрын
Ya está hermano, vamos en caminos con el tío machete
@conradbarnes9671
@conradbarnes9671 3 ай бұрын
I think I am going to skip out on this one, I would like to be comfortable for the rest of the day thank you lol
@Glückless
@Glückless 3 ай бұрын
No, you can't do that! How can one live without the knowledge of fleshbending?
@alexanderingraham8255
@alexanderingraham8255 3 ай бұрын
Too late. You know the episode exists and are familiar enough with the lore’s body horror to fear it. That’s all that is required for you to be tainted…
@professorpantherhardraad3921
@professorpantherhardraad3921 3 ай бұрын
2:44 Hey... whats that under Bricky?
@christianjames1291
@christianjames1291 3 ай бұрын
this episode has confirmed one thing for me, i neeeeeeeed bricky and DK to voice act a short story or audio play.
@v10l3t40
@v10l3t40 3 ай бұрын
Body horror in other universes: Flesh monstosities Body horror in 40k: Flesh monstrosities and a Screaming Gallery
@RedDawnFury
@RedDawnFury 3 ай бұрын
1:22:10 The best description of candy corn that got me into them was that they taste like cupcake frosting that dried up a little.
@Shogundoxie1414
@Shogundoxie1414 3 ай бұрын
All I can think of now is if a Halo device is on someone that they're slowly turning into Deadpool
@Howler452
@Howler452 2 ай бұрын
Well, that Arco-Flagellant segment is gonna haunt my fucking nightmares
@kuroshine
@kuroshine 3 ай бұрын
In a more recent Dawn of Fire Novel you follow a character who ultimately becomes a Penitent Engine and uh. it's an experience.
@reillyobrien4372
@reillyobrien4372 24 күн бұрын
The halo device sounds like it just turns you into the cast of the Jersey Shore. It makes you look hot and get obsessed with tanning. It even includes the nonsensical moodswings and violent outbursts.
@lilalexei01
@lilalexei01 3 ай бұрын
You should offer the poster art on mousepads or t-shirts. I'd totally wear Golden Love to a tournament.
@rosemariebradley761
@rosemariebradley761 3 ай бұрын
Maggot people! The Slaugth
@nicodecamp9533
@nicodecamp9533 3 ай бұрын
Gonna have to -2 you Bricc. “No joy” is when you don’t have visual contact with the threat. “Trashed” is the brevity code for a missed or defeated missile
@DirtHermit
@DirtHermit 3 ай бұрын
Halo Device on a finger, your hand gets cut off, and the hand is not destroyed. I imagine the body dies, and the hand regrows into a new body.
@TheGreatNico
@TheGreatNico 3 ай бұрын
the halo devices sound like it turns them into contractors from Darker than Black, but instead of 'drinking the blood of children', it's 'sit out on the beach', while pants-on-head crazy
@Retunsae
@Retunsae 3 ай бұрын
I just realized that kirioth has an arm for cookies, love it
@Bigswordenergy-b7u
@Bigswordenergy-b7u 3 ай бұрын
It's funny that this episode made me think of the emperor's children. Word bearers and night lords having a freak off. To see who can gain more favor of the gods. And the funniest part is that it's not that far fetched of what could actually happen in lore. That could very well be a thing
@Astronometric
@Astronometric 3 ай бұрын
Tbf, the screaming gallery just sound like your average bar in Commorragh
@sango323
@sango323 3 ай бұрын
Great episode as always! maybe its just on my side but seems like the outro music is skipping a bit or something at the end
@rigen97
@rigen97 Ай бұрын
Halo Devices feels like it could be _Necrontyr_ invention instead of post-transferrence Necrons. The aggressive mutation they cause in prolonged use could be intentional design to counteract the super-cancer that Necrontyr were susceptible to. But it could just be totally unrelated ancient xenos. feels a bit more interesting that way.
@minimalbstolerance8113
@minimalbstolerance8113 Ай бұрын
Honestly, I can't take the Word Bearers tower remotely seriously, because of the Oxventures D&D podcast, specifically the tragic saga of Dob's Orphanage. "What did you build the orphanage out of?" "Stone, boss. From the quarry like you said." "What about the mortar? What did you use for the mortar?" "..." "Was it orphans? If it's orphans you have to tell us. " "Err... It's orphans, boss."
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 3 ай бұрын
The Halo devices remind me of that one episode of Babylon 5 where an organic device alters someone into a mix of Bioweapon and the original user who's mind was imprinted into it.
@StygianSkunk
@StygianSkunk 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, I was going with the Arco-flagellant being from a different book, but upon reflection it was probably a penitent engine made from a colonel who deserted. It was also a descriptive process!
@MrKrossix
@MrKrossix 3 ай бұрын
Can I put forward a recommendation that Kirioth might do an episode on the weapons of the DeathWatch? :)
@psychomrw
@psychomrw 3 ай бұрын
The KZbin Ad experience is now even more of a pain in the ass.
@Danothyus1
@Danothyus1 28 күн бұрын
To be honest about the forced convert chaos cultist, if he doesn't fight back, he is probably just gonna be executed as casualty anyways because he have a literal friggin chaos sigil inside his skull. That Necron janitor accidentaly hitting the orrery: oh fuck!
@mayoroflazytown466
@mayoroflazytown466 2 ай бұрын
The progression of the halo device sounds an awful lot like Jeff goldblum’s “the fly”
@stphn_alpharius
@stphn_alpharius 3 ай бұрын
Dysons Spheres are giant megastructures literally covering a star, so yes the Celestial Orrery is a starmap, just a map of domesticated stars
@foolishjohn5280
@foolishjohn5280 3 ай бұрын
i thought kirioth was going to talk about the short story torment at the end of the word bearers omnibus and how it's about the basilica of torments
@nantarg
@nantarg 7 күн бұрын
So out of curiosity I did some quick math of how much blood you would need to forge those chains. Being a bit on the generous side humans have about 7500 microgram of iron in their 5 liters of blood. That would mean that 1 000 000 people would give us 7.5kg of iron. And about 133 333 people would be required to produce 1kg of iron. The question is, how much iron would be needed to hold the Lion. A 13mm chain weigh about 3.9kg per meter, and I would expect that you need about 7 meters of chain to do one wrap around the Lion, let's make it 8 for ritual purposes. And for the same reason I would guess we need 8, 16 or maybe a combination of the favoured numbers of the chaos gods. So say 8 chains times 8 meter, times 3.9kg would give us a weight of 249.6kg.... or 33 280 000 people.
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