THE WEIRD & WACKY WEAPONS OF WARHAMMER | Warhammer 40k Lore

[@YoBen100]

Most weird one for me is Blank Torpedo from Imperium where they fill the weapon with dead blanks and just fire them towards Chaos faction. Simple but wacky.

[@DetectiveLance]

That's...yeah that's a thing to do.

[@Qardo]

Even in death. You still serve. Get in the tube!

[@adiabeticjedi3278]

Do Blanks still work as Blanks if theyre dead?

[@wiaf8937]

@@YoBen100 interesting because that points towards the null field not leaving the physical body on death. I would have thought that it would rather be linked to the soul, than to the physical remains. Holdup, do nulls have souls even ?

[@ArcAngelAlice]

@@wiaf8937based on what I’ve read, no they don’t. The thing that makes them a blank is that they don’t have souls which is why they effect the warp and those that do have souls the way they do.

[@mannofdober873]

Gotta love the Quake Cannon. "Sir, the ammunition is screaming again..."

[@Humster]

"Fire him, outta the Cannon with the Shell."

[@burnin8able]

The funniest part about the Dawnblade extending Farsight's lifespan is that he was already like 90 years old when he found it. there's a scene in the book where his personal physician tries to give him the "you're too old for this, you should retire already." speach before he gets the sword, and then at the end of the book he has another check-up and the doctor is like "wtf you're physically like 40 years old what the hell HAPPENED!?!" Farsight basically just shrugs and doesn't question it.

[@nolanbaker2360]

Never heard this Its amazing lol

[@burnin8able]

@@nolanbaker2360 it really is lmao. Farsight basically just goes "I guess I'm just built different, idk what to tell you, doc." And that's the end of it

[@Flummoxed_Buffoon87]

Farsight: Flintstones Multivitamins, doc

[@DetectiveLance]

@@burnin8able They say Farsight doesn't know. That's bs. He knows. He also knows he just ended a shit ton of orcs and got younger for it so he's like "that's acceptable". Farsight hates orks and is not against offing a few to live longer.

[@RyuUrami]

The "chrono" aspect makes me think of the H'rud

[@kennethphillips6006]

Funny thing, Tännhauser’s Bones is a movie reference too. It’s a Blade Runner reference. Though I’ve seen it said that Tännhauser’s Gate goes back to a fairy portal in German folklore.

[@TheGallantDrake]

It is, it goes back a waaaaaays

[@henrychurch6062]

I remember that fight. I think they used C-Beams... Man were Dark Age weapons glittery.

[@Reddotzebra]

The Doctor from Doctor Who also has a rather classic quote where he namedrops having seen that battle. Also I seem to remember Tännhauser Gate being a map in the original Homeworld game?

[@FlareBlitzed]

When Kirioth mentioned Holy Hand Grenade, it gives me Worms flashbacks.

[@earlgrey2130]

Good times!

[@Archon3960]

*_Halleluia!_*

[@zeroxthesoldat4410]

​@@Archon3960 *BOOM*

[@forgottencameras]

Yea Gramma bought me Worms 2 with its crazy box. Instant memories.

[@samhescott348]

Terraria also had it for the longest time in reference to worms, which was a reference to a reference to Monty pythons. It could destroy your ENTIRE base by just throwing one. Good times.

[@gear8552]

Funny thing about the joke that ad mech probably have a litany for throwing grenades…they actually do have that, it was mentioned in the recent pariah nexus.

[@NXTangl]

_Binaric cant for instruction on the use of hand grenades:_ $*OMNISSIAH.speak(

[@prupuponcio]

You say that... But I don't see why they'd bother only one unit in the army has grenades... (Pteraxi sky stalkers)

[@gear8552]

@@prupuponcio that fact will never leave me and will always haunt me. Imo ad mech sound get like weird grenades - like arc and toxic ones.

[@jackpfefferkorn3734]

​@@gear8552AdMech love radiation weapons, so they would have Uranium grenades or something

[@Myomer104]

@@jackpfefferkorn3734 Cue the New Vegas "Holy Frag Grenades."

[@khylerbane4523]

Here’s some advice when dealing with orks… if you are confused, walk into your bathroom, look into your mirror, and say “orks” until you get it.

[@wiaf8937]

i just entertained your input and tried it out. ORK ORK ORK ORK ORK ORK ORKSSSSSSSSSSSS. LES GO SMASH SUM HOOOOOMEEEEY!

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

​@@wiaf8937'ERE WE GO WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! 🎉

[@theelectro6812]

@@awendigowithinternetaccess4400WAAAAGHHH

[@toddmassy9286]

​@@theelectro6812 WWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!

[@MakooWallinen]

"Orks, Orks, Orks, Orks! Orks, Orks, Orks, Orks!" - Ork Sluggaboy. "Dawn of Waaagh"

[@Drunkle2552]

Now I'm just thinking Asmodai poking a fallen angel with blades of reason while saying, 'yummers'.

[@TheGallantDrake]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail holds up because the structure of the movie itself is one long joke.

[@Reddotzebra]

They get attacked by an unbeatable animated monster, but right as they are running away the animator suffers a fatal heart attack so the monster disappears, and their standin for Merlin just wastes all the pyrotechnics budget by blowing up random tiny rocks... I feel like most people doesn't even get the ending where they get arrested by the police.

[@TheGallantDrake]

@@Reddotzebra when I was in my teens I was FURIOUS at the ending, but now that I'm older I can't help but laugh because I would've trolled the hell out of younger me

[@Archon3960]

This movie is too refined for the average internet brain. 😎

[@augustgurtisen]

Structurally life of Brian and history of the world part 1 are better

[@diestormlie]

@@Reddotzebra I mean, as I understand it, they wanted to have a big battle for the ending, but then ran out of budget. So arrests it was!

[@clifdog100]

The first self sacrifice coalesced into “The Shield of martyrdom” would be fun

[@MehnixIsThatGuy]

For me the silliest weapon came somewhat recently, One time Angron was in the warp fighting, and some Slaaneshi Daemon takes the piss out of him real bad, so, being Angron, he grabs the nearest lump of raw iron he finds and beats the daemon up. And keeps going. And keeps going. And keeps going until the Daemon is literally just a smear so fine and pasted that its daemon essence gets absorbed into the raw lump of iron. That lump of iron begins looking real sword shaped as Angron keeps on hitting. Eventually it becomes his current sword Samni'arius. His other weapon, Spinegrinder, also known as Persiax's Folly, named after the world that gave the axe to him, and whom he immediately killed because they spent time doing boring cringe things like making weapons the traditional way rather than cool based things like murder. Angron would know, he just makes his weapons by murdering and it goes alright for him.

[@KillerOrca]

You forgot the bit where he jammed the raw iron spike into the deamon. Presumably through one of two convenient holes. And THEN beat him into the rod till it was a sword

[@Archon3960]

​@@KillerOrca Wow, the disrespect... 😂

[@jonhadley5600]

I recently started watching adric and just finished getting caught up on all the episodes. The number 1 thing i have learned is dk has spent 4 years painting a squad of rubrics

[@MrShukaku1991]

Yeah, that's chaos trim, and especially t-sons trim.

[@Zakvadr1995]

Took me 12 hours to paint a Heldrake in Black Legion colors, and 90% of that was spent on the Trim. I don’t judge him for the T-sons.

[@jackpfefferkorn3734]

There's a big difference between 12 hours and 4 years

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

​@jackpfefferkorn3734 That's 12 hours for a single model. In a game that, depending on the faction, can easily have 100+ models in an army. To add on top that, DK is involved in at least 3 Podcasts (AdRic, Realm of Ridiculous, and at least one other podcast on another channel) _and_ I believe he streams, yeah, I can see it being slow going. This doesn't even add in to the possibility of new T-sons models DK might have added to his army .

[@Angus_MacFarlane]

I'm surprised the Shokk Attack gun wasn't mentioned when talking Ork weapons at the end. The weapon that launches grots through the warp to arrive, sometimes, inside the target.

[@thundercrash4775]

It was, very briefly.

[@rv3029]

To be fair they have an tire episide dedicated to ork weapons

[@Angus_MacFarlane]

@@rv3029 That's good to know! Only started listening recently, due to Kirioth. I'm going to venture down the rabbit hole and listen to that one.

[@phantomzero906]

@@Angus_MacFarlane it was talked about in the squig episode.

[@lawaern3474]

No, not grots. Snotlings, they are to grots what grots are to orks.

[@0ne0fmany]

I thought Drach'nyen wasn't the first human murder, but like the first murder in the Universe. And I agree, it would be really cool to have more ancient demons based on origin emotions like the first betrayal. I'd love to see stuff like the first disappointment, The first corrupted noble soul, The first lost hope, The first pain that turned into pleasure, The first decay,

[@Archon3960]

Or rebelling daemons like Yssarile, the Daemon King from from _Eisenhorn._

[@taskforcecretin1847]

I’d recommend looking into the Ragged Knight from Talon of Horus. Born from the emotions surrounding a 1200’s era massacre.

[@collecter343]

In "Master of Mankind" we see a vision of a human beating another with a rock (Guess which bible tale) and Drach'nyen appears in the Warp right after so it's definitely the first human murder. More thematically appropriate for one of humanity's original misdeeds to be its undoing.

[@0ne0fmany]

@@collecter343 But, what about the demon that happened when the first sentient being killed another sentient being in the Universe, wouldn't that be a much more powerful one? I wanna hear more about that guy.

[@crim1188]

​@@0ne0fmanyThere was a dumb retcon about humanity fueling warp way more than any other race so nope. Its just bad writing

[@noobflyboyx3301]

I've always described the human tech in 40K as working like the Holy Hand Grenade: It's brought to you by the priests with incense, they read you a holy operating manual with a prayer, and you have to use it just right.

[@Outband599]

Honestly a grot was probably just sitting on a missile when it’s launched and the boiz had a good laugh. So they did it again

[@lancepharker]

Eventually a mech boy added controls for a good laugh, unfortunately for that same mech boy, the grot held a grudge.

[@nebiru00]

A Bloodthirster dying to a Tau has to be embarrassing.

[@Halford_Steel]

The T'au are really hard to see for warp entities

[@manbearpiglett-4110]

It's like hearing a human got taken out by a goddamned guinea pig!!! 😆😂😂😂

[@burnin8able]

Kirioth mentions how absurd the condemnor bolter is since it's just a crossbow in this sci-fi setting, but I would raise you this: Ezra, a character in the Gaunt's Ghosts series goes around ambushing people with a fully automatic magnetic accelerator powered crossbow that just shoots iron darts. nothing fancy about them, just sharp hunks of steel going REALLY fast.

[@KillerOrca]

Don't fuck with magnetic acceleration weaponry

[@burnin8able]

@@KillerOrca more specifically: don't fuck with Ezra. He will find you. You will not know he's coming for you either.

[@iglusmulmus5171]

Aren‘t the bolts poisoned? Ezra brought some moth poison from his planet, he covers his bolts in that

[@Archon3960]

Gaunt's Ghosts for the win. 😎

[@burnin8able]

@@iglusmulmus5171 he can poison them, but he only has a very limited amount of it and can't get more, so he saves that for special occasions.

[@briankuczynski6884]

I'm with Bricky on drach'nyen. 40k has so many magic maguffins [such that you made this episode about Just The Weapons!] that you don't lose anything from having a relatively complete description for one of them. Also, it gives a storytelling pattern for fans to apply to their own homebrews or headcanons of other artifacts. most importantly, it retains it's magic by being a very funny mtg card for rakdos-inclusive EDH decks!

[@Archon3960]

Yeh, but 40k is too GRIMDARK for the good guys to have that shit. 😂

[@briankuczynski6884]

@@Archon3960 I presume there are relics of imperial saints with some wacky effects out there. They just either stay in reliquaries to be venerated by the masses or, in exceptional circumstsnces, get rolled into the personal effects of deep-pocketed Militarum, Sororitas, and inquisitorial warbands [literally happens in Darktide]

[@domfour8109]

The Dawn Blade looks like a big ass necron blade to me. Funky time powers, cuts everything, always sharp, old as fuck, you dont need to be psychic to use it. Specifically it looks more like a old school necron weapon before they made every blade neon green.

[@Archon3960]

There was a theory that it was a necron blade, but it's unlikely from it's appearence alone. Unless it was a _necronthyr_ weapon, that is.

[@domfour8109]

@@Archon3960 I mean if you look at the dawn blade and you look at a necron war scythe they have very similar blade shapes.

[@brok56]

What if its one of The 99 blades of Vaal (eldar god of blacksmithing)

[@ChumblesMumbles]

So DK has spent the last several years doing a regular show whose premise is that he's being educated on esoteric elements of a fandom (40k) that supposedly he doesn't know much about. I think it's about time for DK to also learn about Monty Python.

[@Camooses]

I really want these guys to listen to Titandeath after they finish Horus Rising. Its an enjoyable read and its a pretty good view at both loyalist and traitor titan legions. In particular, there is a scene I desperately want to be animated, where a Reaver Titan has to travel underwater to find a lost titan, only to rise in the ruins of a Hive CIty and find that all the bodies had drifted there. The image of the titan rising out of a sea of corpses in the ruins of a city goes hard.

[@Camooses]

Also the creation of the first true chaos titan from the viewpoint of the pilot was pretty horrifying.

[@wombataldebaran9686]

In a world like the universe of 40k, magic and the ethereal powers of the warp permeate through everything on some level. Every rock and every tree has at least some amount of background field of unreality. The normal sword is exactly this, a normal sword. It is entirely unmagical, which in a way makes it more real than anything around it. And since it is more real than the stone wall in front of it, it can cut through it with ease.

[@Jfk2Mr]

Did you just described Carrot's sword? You know, that cop in Ankh-Morpork

[@Halford_Steel]

​@@Jfk2Mrbro holy shit guards guards style book that takes place in a hive city

[@augustmancuso2272]

DISCWORLD

[@Metal_Maoist]

In 40k, if you're the main character of a faction, they let you kill one (1) greater daemon. In AoS, Archaon's horse has killed three.

[@collecter343]

The "regular" horse or the winged monstrosity with multiple heads?

[@mistadangerzone8362]

@@collecter343they’re actually the same creature

[@Metal_Maoist]

@@collecter343 Didn't look like that before it ate them. Just horse back then

[@collecter343]

@@Metal_Maoist Glorious

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

To be fair 40K has such a massive escalation of scale that the Daemons have to exist credibly alongside a weapon the size of a moon that can obliterate a solar system. That horse is probably the equivalent to a titan, if not a spaceship the size of a city, in terms of relative scale.

[@eomerseored]

I just now realised ter Kirioth brought cookies

[@Human-163]

51:16 Tyberos does not mean shark in spanish. "Tiburón" is spanish for shark. They are pronounced quite differently too.

[@collecter343]

That's better, get the word and change the lettering a bit so it's recognizable but not blatantly a regular word.

[@raigomander2817]

Thank you! I heard that and I was like "No it's not!!" 🤣

[@matthews2715]

So funny that one 5 min PowerPoint on enemy iconography could've changed the trajectory of the galaxy. 😂

[@burnin8able]

it's almost like knowing your enemies is a good and smart thing or something.

[@Archon3960]

The Imperium has too many Google Drive folders to care. 😂

[@steelgreyed]

17:000 After yet ANOTHER Blood Thirrster tries to usurp Khorne: "Forgive that intrusion, great lord, but goblins(Blood Thirsters) are inclined to be outspoken and I like to encourage their initiative." -Blix/Khorne Legend

[@coryling4014]

I love the longer form episodes like this. I use them to help entertain me during my simple but repetitive job.

[@ShadowGhost0117]

This video just makes me think of a similar topic they could do a video on, which is 30k Dark Angels, but specifically the various kinds of Dark Age of Technology weapons that they had/still have. This would also be a great time to mention Farith Redloss.

[@skylermuncy2218]

1:05:55 if youre unfortunate enough to watch the ultramarine movie, the heavy bolter gunner guy is seen carving blessing onto his shells, and the classic "kill the heretic" type of stuff

[@thewerdna]

37:59 I mean, on the planet he found it, there were remnants of Dark Angel presence. So its likely the extinction of that species involved at least one Lion

[@Metal_Maoist]

The T'au know the warp exists, they're not stupid. They don't really get how it works, but they do use it for ftl travel (even if they don't fully enter the warp like imperial ships do)

[@rahuhe4102]

The grot doesn't need to worry while steering the grot bomb, there's an eject button painted on the dashboard!

[@wolvie90]

On the subject of Monty Python, taking their entire body of work into account, it's extremely hit-or-miss. The real hits though are fucking incredible, Holy Grail and Life of Brian does hold up really well.

[@jackpfefferkorn3734]

Yeah, you could think of them as the British version of Saturday Night Live.

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

Yeah, it's a shame that the stuff they're known for is mostly just doing silly voices and shouting at each other.

[@topcat59]

Honestly I doubt Farsight will ever stop using that weapon, since it has kept him alive for quite some time and the weapon has become a symbol of his leader ship for his conclave. So it would be pretty dumb for him to throw it away.🐱

[@SamueL-td7fb]

It could be a good le grimdark moment if he discovered the truth about the sword right in a moment in time where the T'au desperately need a leader to hold everything together, so Farsight has to suck it up and keep using the damn thing anyways

[@orraklbenedict1832]

more/ another video about the Xenos Minoris species of the 40K Galaxythe Slaugth are gross. I love em

[@feralprocessor9853]

Right off the bat, very clean shark poster ;)

[@eduardodiaz9942]

No matter how many editions pass, how many units and armies are introduced, nothing will ever come close to the gloriousness that is the Shokk Attack Gun.

[@ShadowknightEX]

To be fair for Drach’nyen, a sword forged from the first human murder would in fact be biblical. It means it exists because of Kain murdering Abel

[@blam320]

Some people think Drach’Nyen is the echo of THE first murder, not just human Cain and Abel.

[@ShadowknightEX]

@@blam320 I’ve also considered that. But considering that the iconography of the Imperium I figured Cain and Abel was the assumption

[@PobortzaPl]

It should be a set of power fists. On account of Kane strangling Abel and breaking his neck. [this isn't a biblical reference but it's quite old]

[@thewarriorofboros]

There was one video by pancreasnowork that brought up the theory of the Dawn Blade being one of the 99 godly swords forged for Khaine by eldar hephaestus who i cant remember the name of. That theory is canon to me at least, until GW specifically says no

[@RolandTheJabberwocky]

13:40 that's actually just something Christians would do in ye olde times. They were really obsessed with bones and facets of saints and other figures for some reason.

[@Femonk100]

It’s cause much like how the body of Christ became sacred (his blood, his flesh), the bones and bodies of saints themselves become holy themselves.

[@RolandTheJabberwocky]

​@@Femonk100 Oh shit, that actually makes sense when you put it like that.

[@Cthulhu_Cat123]

The first Charlie The Unicorn reference that I've heard in a long time

[@M99THESHaM]

Funny thing is the song is amazing horse by weebl and Charlie the unicorn is by filmcow

[@the_niss]

"Imp, how did you make such a great sword? What's the secret?" Big I, whispering in your ear: "I sharpened it twice."

[@digunder14]

the grot bomb was presumably created by the inventor of the grot bomber, Orkimedes, who is apparently also the personal mek boy for Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka

[@lep3nseur]

I really hope you'll talk about Logan Grimnar's axe in the next episode... It will explain a lot more about his character

[@Dragon66898]

The Snazzgun sounds like the Rhino weapons from Ratchet and Clank.

[@MaterialObserver3956]

Hunger and Slake are probably the best weapons I've ever seen

[@williamvagron7724]

A buddy cop with a demon in Warhammer ?... Basically Malus Darkblade then.

[@matijasostojic4288]

Pretty sure Kroot also use some bow based weapons.

[@MaHaL1337]

I always assume Farsight's sword is some kind of weird necron time manipulation tech.

[@master11211]

@DK there are multiple monty python films and they are definitely worth a watch, so many good running jokes throughout and subversion of expectations.

[@falloutboy9993]

The Dawn blade is definitely a Necron artifact. Literally found on a dead tomb world with technology and ruins that are anti-demon. And it messes with time/life. It even looks like a kopesh, especially his older model.

[@TAB_100]

a raptor-firing gun? Tyranids ... ? Tyranids .

[@shanehunt3019]

Blades of reason is actually just a knife wrapped in barbed wire 😂

[@danielqzd88]

Kirioth "That time of the month" poster NOW!

[@MultiMinecraftPiggie]

Crowe and Antwyr is just Warbreaker, one of the main characters has a sword that *REALLY wants to destroy evil, but it doesn't know what evil is, so it's just trying to destroy.

[@nova_shaco]

adric should do a speed freaks stream. also loves DK's ork voice, its always amazing

[@greatwhitnorth]

Love the episodes with Kirioth. Definitely some of my favs

[@harlanquinn5076]

If thy shalt count to six thou shall be blown to little bits.

[@caseysmith7283]

This would be a great recurring series of episodes. There is so much fertile ground to be explored regarding the weapons of 40K

[@joegeomancer6978]

I am so unbelievably down for part two and three back-to-back of this episode so much fun. Also how do you have a Gear episode and not talk about the emperor's fucking sword

[@NathanMarcusSPhua]

My favorite past time is to look at anything the Imperium has that passes for ancient weaponry, and try to guess what it was used for during the dark age. Blade of Reason being a "Cattle Prod" is my new favorite.

[@darthplagueis13]

GW should give the Orkz a unique weapon that's just some super important holy relic of the Imperium strapped to a pole that people get whacked with and you know, the Orkz have no idea it's anything super special, they just find it funny how daemons go poof if you smack 'em with it.

[@Torgenator]

DK was so flabbergasted that he was right for once, kinda funny ngl

[@RIGman0497]

51:32 I enjoyed the minor chat about seriousness and being passionate about something and not taking it seriously.

[@Scrombo2]

Adric was SPOT ON, with ork """""""relics"""""" and I that's part of why they're the best faction, in I think Fantasy, Grimgore Ironhides favorite choppa was called "Git Snik" IIRC, it wasnt magical or anything, just "sniks gits reall gud"

[@matijasostojic4288]

If Farsight killed a perpetual does that mean that he would be somewhat immortal? If it is soul based then does killing necrons not give him any more life since they don't have souls? Would he only get a normal necrontyr lifespan or would he get the robot life span?

[@riceboi9535]

Well if its soul based then he'd get nothing from necrons. As for perpetuals I would think it's the perpetual current life span only but it's only a guess

[@burnin8able]

I mean I'd argue since it isn't some goofy McGuffin sword that specifically can kill perpetuals I doubt he could actually kill them at all. And also since it absorbs natural life spans I don't think he gets anything from necrons already. He definitely gets life extensions from daemon kills though. that's a big part of the book where he gets the sword in the first place.

[@jessiechen279]

LOL, My head-cannon now 'Brother maynard' the keeper of the 'Holy Handgrenade' was the first 'Techpriest'....😂

[@duff325]

Some actually from a fan of the channel and fan of grey knights. 1. Crowe is not the first one to have Antwyr at his possession. The novel Warden of the blade shows us his predecessors, also a purifiers, but who would not use the blade. 2. Crowe uses the blade because he seems to be more resistant than he was suppose to and because he believe he is punishing the deamon inside of the blade, by using it as a mere tool. He is right was the deamon is constantly in agony because of it. 3. The stats of the blade in table top are just the same as regular nemesis force weapons, plus devastating wounds. This extra perk could be due to crowes mastery with blades. Therefore, no power of the blase is used 4. On that note, it’s totally weird how the official model for Crowe has some purple devilish smoke coming out of it. That suggests him using its power. My Crowe have been painting with pure flames of the emperor as it was suppose to 😌

[@DKforever24]

56:30 You'd think they would have tried throwing it into a star, or a black hole or something.

[@kimarous]

My favourite weird weapon in 40k is the Necron's "Countertemporal Nanomines" on grounds of both function and how fun it is to exclaim in "I CAST (INSERT)" format.

[@joebo3006]

13:31 If I’m not mistaken, there is a naval cruiser, battleship, something that has one of their previous commander, captains, equivalent “bones”. The Jolly, Roger. If I’m not mistaken. And every time they make port, they take the bones with them to the bars, etc., and if the owner of the place does not want the bones to be in The building they do not buy trades sell, etc. with the establishment.

[@Lightscribe225]

"Boss we iz runnin' outta smart missiles. An' we iz runnin' out uv smart boys ta pilot dem!"

[@jeambeam3173]

I love how 40k takes things to a different level like instead of that Dark Angels blade thing just being a mix of a tazer and a knife and using electricity its like nah its radiates pain with some sort of scientific mumbo jumbo

[@petrusspinelli6661]

Emperor : ... Fulgrim, what's that? Fulgrim : A smoothie

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

To explain Castellan Crowe a bit: The sword talks to him often, but he ignores it as to bot be tempted. Every now and then, the sword uses its own power to help him beat foes it doesn't like, because if it can't possess Crowe, and he won't let go of """her""" it can at least use its power to left off some steam.

[@spinetanium3296]

Mister Ed running the Imperial Guard would explain their war record.🤔

[@AlriikRidesAgain]

An idea: a group of Chaos Demons who represent the good side of the Warp and rebel against their masters for the sake of realspace. Like, this is the grimdark future, so you gotta, like, do something horrible before you do this, but, just imagine, like... ... What was the name of the Aeldari Goddess of Healing? Isha? Imagine her gathering together daemons who represent the best of their individual circles. Khornite demons of Honesty, Tzeenchian Demons of Understanding, Slaaneshi Demons of Experience, Nurglian Demons of Love. Then these demonic presences latch themselves onto humans and eldar, and they're all like "WHY ARE YOU CORRUPTING ME!?" and the demon is all like "I AM TRYING TO HELP, DO YOU WANT INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO OPERATE MICROSOFT WORD!?"

[@kaelbeuk1]

Fun episode, but it could do with more contraints, so we have the impression to have delved deep in a subject instead of scratching the surface of several. Like, famous spacemarine swords, or weird wacky grenades, or daemon weapons, or movie references... Now I just want an episode on weird holy weapons and relics of the Inquisition

[@HunterSentinel]

43:03 gotta agree with bricky here. They explain just enough to establish the sword itself as an actual character and nothing more. The sword has a mind and will of its own.

[@monkeghthirtyfour2845]

The Grots would fly the Yokosuka MXY7 Okha “Cherry Blossom”

[@JefeLo_]

You know, we all make fun of fulgrim for taking the sword but in my experience in DND I’d do the same think. The reward at the end of the dungeon lmao. I’d at least try out what stats it has and it would probably end up being cursed and binding to me

[@feralprocessor9853]

Straight away, DK actually guesses rightly👍

[@shade419]

Regarding the Dawnblade, my guess would be that it's a Kinebrach weapon.

[@magnus0017]

Can we please get a Todd Horkward "It Just Works" meme poster showing off whatever ork gun you feel like showing?

[@archmagosbiologusraucker2178]

1:11:15 ah yes my favourite primarch rhombus gwailoman.

[@Rupertssons]

RE: the first grot bomb, there's a siege engine in Warhammer Fantasy called the Goblin Doom Diver, and it's basically the medeival tech version of the grot bomb. A goblin straps on a set of glider wings and then is fired out of a giant slingshot, then does his best to steer himself into an enemy troop formation.

[@darthplagueis13]

And in Total War, you can actually take manual control of the missile.

[@noblereflex8332]

Monty Python reaction when?

[@boarding9132]

Omg it’s about time you do Horus Rising

[@TonusStoneshield]

Ayo, I know the joke is supposed to be a dumb vampire thing but it sounds like DK dives the red sea, respect.

[@555tork]

Part of the T'au codex says the Dawn Blade is made of a chronophagic alloy, the two members of The Eight that died were a clone they have back-ups of and an A.I that was rebuilt by the end of the Arks of Omen book he "died" in. Farsight does also go extended periods of time without the Dawn Blade, in fact immediately after using it in battle for the first time he went into seclusion.

[@sigurdjensen195]

The opposite of the Dawnblade. The Spear of Twilight burns out its wielder. Prince Yriel has been burning out since like 3.rd edition, for decades. Then he died, but was revived by Yvraine. A cursed weapon with no downsides. It used to force you to reroll succesful saving throws, which was pretty cool

[@Halo3RuLEZ22]

Raptor firing gun. Laughed too hard on that mental image lol!

[@jacobfreeman5444]

I feel the big green really to be a thing and this is why no orc cares about the lethality potential to the weilder. If anything that is half the fun to them. They really do get reborn and immediately try again to best the last time.

[@joncarter3761]

Team 17 (which is a British games developer/publisher) also put the holy hand grenade into the worms games, think it was introduced in the expansion pack for the original game and has been in every other game since!

[@Raziel312]

Chronometric metal sounds like that sword might be a Hrud thing.

[@drcrow7375]

i hope they do a part 2 and talk about admech weapons

[@MegaInsaneMC]

Bricky talking about weapons made from the first sins or first such and such and my rotted brain thing immediately went "this warhammer is made of the first sex, because boy did they pound and nail it"

[@NeoIsrafil]

The crosses, and singing always look on. the bright side was life of Brian if memory serves, the bridge riddle was "what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" To which the response was, "an African or European swallow." Yes, I'm weird... 😂

[@TheFirebird123456]

Search for holy grail for the swallow. Definite life of Brian for the rest. Hey you enjoy Monty python not weird at all. Can I interest u in some moose.