The Bonfire - Chet Haze AKA Chester Gump

Dan Soder and Jay Oakerson talk about Tom Hanks' son Chet Haze. Who is an absolute doofus trying to be a rich kid rapper like Malibu's Most Wanted. They go over some of his interviews, his music and tweets with plenty of jokes about him embarrassing his dad and referencing Tom's movies. (9-2-15)

[@WhoIsOlton]

HOLY SHIT DID SODER PREDICT CHET DOING A JAMAICAN ACCENT

[@ajax54]

My god he's done it again

[@tonyf4352]

“Some would say I’m an oracle, I can predict major events in history and time” -dan’s feldman voice

[@jaredkaelin7092]

Becaise he is os chet haze

[@thegarge7476]

Chet's just doing an impression of Dan doing an impression of him

[@johnmorris8444]

“Colin’s room is so clean it looks like he got killed in a car accident” had me in tears!

[@_..-.._..-.._]

I know! It’s such a spot-on and oddly specific thought. Every teen dramedy has that moment when the best friend visits the parents’ house and sits on the bed and reads cards or a yearbook. The parents always have dark circles under their eyes and put on a smile when opening the door to the friend, the husband stands there holding his wife from behind lovingly, the wife holds a cup of tea with both hands and is wearing a cardigan. Then you tell them you were supposed to be driving that night…

[@_..-.._..-.._]

The wife asks you if you’d like a fresh brownie, “they were Colin’s favorite” she says with a weak smile that fades to sadness. The father asks you how college is going and you say “yo son! I get major ass! I ain’t a dead nerd like Colin! I smokes the stickiest of the icky and get down like a pimp” the father asks you to leave…

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Vapes like a dragon 😂

[@johnnyappelseid1625]

this is the greatest podcast that i have ever accidentally stumbled upon.

[@SDFlick619]

You’re in for a lifetime of fun now! Crackle crackle!

[@jimmyjohnson8065]

I think most of the fans of this podcast are randoms who have never heard of either of them. But these guys are so great.

[@chudyrobert4788]

radio

[@KameronJ7]

@@jimmyjohnson8065 radio programme

[@cummingonyourface]

The bonfires the most lit bro welcome

[@erictownsend6800]

Listening to these two going back and forth is the greatest thing Comedy Central has ever done.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Very good, but Tough Crowd and South Park.

[@ChrisNajdek]

Soder was prophetic about Chet speaking Jamaican years later...

[@paydn202]

as jay is saying "i wish i hated it more" in the background chet said "cause i get my balls hit more than serena playin tennis" lmao

[@saraforney3940]

God what’s funnier, this or the Feldog series I honestly don’t know

[@elburden]

Sara Forney Feldog, but this is pretty damn close.

[@kegonpegs2833]

Sara Forney I see you comment on everything bonfire. Hell yeah

[@D-Fens_1632]

"Your dad has made me feel more emotions than my own dad" is where I finally lost it lol.

[@jordin36]

He's the 'NO RAGRETS' kid from We're The Millers

[@prometheuscastles]

Fail

[@JayBeezy31]

No no bro,,,, he fucking B-rad from malibu's most wanted

[@furyroad9259]

Pimpin' is as pimpin' does

[@brandysigmon9066]

hell yeah, lmfao

[@espojtraveler123]

Very underrated comment 😂

[@ShinRyojin]

The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson becoming a rapper sounds like a Lonely Island character but he…he exists.

[@EgbertWilliams]

He should start a super group with Corey Feldman.

[@davidgary3998]

yeah they could call themselves "the douche chills"

[@007johndog007]

@@davidgary3998 nAH HOw about C&C Music factory?

[@_..-.._..-.._]

“He should start a supergay group with Corey Feldman”

[@seven3oh]

Tom Hanks do the actin, Chet Hanks do the shootin

[@cfernandez120]

Favorite part, died laughing when he said it 😂

[@FullyLaidBack]

Just reading this made food come out my nose.

[@DutchComedian]

17:47 "jamaican chet haze" kills me every time

[@gvaron2391]

They predicted it!

[@KM-ch2wc]

@@gvaron2391 so crazy....kinda creepy....

[@sprthhfk]

I wonder if he heard this and decided to troll everyone

[@subgrappling805]

This is one of my all time favorite Bonfire clips...great upload man. Jay and Dan are on fire here...so funny. #CrackleCrackle 🌲🔥🏕

[@ralphrmillerjr]

"did you know sean paul is robert duvall's son?"

[@guanoguy4800]

Listening to this for the third time. It still makes me cry... from laughter.

[@Jameswilliam1982]

This never gets old !!

[@raykobialka6666]

When Big Jay says he likes to keep his suits "all crispy" I lose it every time!

[@es2150]

Fresh ol suit

[@pieceofcake125]

He looks like Jamie Kennedy in Malibus most wanted.

[@gesarts3625]

Not really.... they literally photoshopped his face on B-Rads body from the movie in the video pic. It's the pic with the guy wearing the visor.... it's from Malibus Most Wanted. He does act and talk like him however.

[@misstrKevin]

That’s probably why it’s the picture in the video huh?

[@pleromicpastry5445]

B-Rad Gluckman, yo, it's hawd up in da Malibu hood! Gotta wait like 15 minutes for a latte at Star-bizz-ucks!

[@qwerty722]

Highly underrated & original comment 😉

[@nitramyellek442011]

That is photoshopped bruv

[@iprrdm6353]

These two can do no wrong. My stomach hurts. Thank you.

[@LoveusSlothus]

Mine hurt the whole time..but the crying and side cramps came when they freestyled 🤣

[@brentalanadamlandgrave7635]

I haven't laughed this hard, this consistently in a long time. Thanks, guys.

[@Taboot761]

With the Tom Hanks movie puns, they missed the obvious, "You think you're BIG dad, huh? You think you're BIG!"

[@jasonfifi]

dancing with the manager of a toy store on a pair of giant entire-floor sized turntables.

[@anthonybeltran6144]

I..,MET A GIRLFRIEND... A TRISCUIT! SHE SAID A TRISCIUT A BISCUIT! SHIMMY, SHIMMY COCO POP!... Your raps are weak dad!

[@Jameswilliam1982]

Shocking Chester Gump never blew up.. lol

[@thomasthomas3750]

When they say "your dad's Forrest Gump" at the same time......... HILARIOUS

[@zackrobson3308]

19:44 kills me every time when Dan goes "Ahh I'm a dragon!"

[@bricecate]

Nothing makes me happier than two of the best spit ball comics ripping apart an asshole for no reason other than its hilarious.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Easy now, phrasing.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

It’s not just hilarious, ripping asshole is hot, like a bonfire.

[@ispittruthchannel5317]

Jay "rapping" the fruity pebbles line is awesome!!! As kids, me and my siblings found ways to insert that fruity pebbles commercial rap into millions of conversations haha Even as adults it's a running joke whenever fruity pebbles are mentioned or any number of things. I love these guys! Crackle Crackle🔥

[@theshantanator]

17:48 they predicted Chet Hayes' Jamaican accent.... 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@alyxi]

15:48 - to be fair, that is a solid backing track

[@916mw]

The Kansas City wisps. Being able to make up a baseball team of that name in a matter of 2 seconds is a sign of true genius. I love Dan soder.

[@amiracleone2803]

Wait! Wait! Did Chet Hanks just Gangster rap that he will have the police beat you like Rodney King #WhitePrivilege ..............This Chet guy spits the realist bars ever yo. 👏

[@cartercartercartercar]

his ass ended up switching to patois too 😂

[@didimean]

Holy shit these guys are pretty fucking funny - surprised I haven't heard them before haha

[@yeeminyamin5515]

He should have called himself G GUMP.

[@lancelegstrong7434]

Forest Pump

[@joebarracuda6038]

@@lancelegstrong7434 more like Forest DUMP or smth..

[@tmac14wr]

33:30 this is actually the true story of Kid Rock. He’s not a rapper but he definitely tried to push the image that he was some poor trailer trash rebel. In reality his father owned several car dealerships and grew up in a millionaire family.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Explains his support on the insurrectionist traitor. Rich dads are the best!

[@D-Fens_1632]

Is that one of those deals where he got cool because the black kids accepted him, but really it was just because he had nice shit?

[@homunculusSZN]

I cannot believe a white dude rapped about Rodney King.

[@jjccg9415]

16:02 “Pimpin’ is as pimpin’ does” Oh God I almost get fired for bursting out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandysigmon9066]

lmfao

[@davidgary3998]

Mr Chet "dad it's so unfair..god!! I didn't ask to be born" Haze. I swear when Tom dies & chet tells people, I hope the first thing out of their mouths is "how'd he die....embarrassment?"

[@makerstudios5456]

Picture me Gumpin’

[@anthonyharrington7195]

17:47 Dan Soder predicts Chet Hanks White Boy Summer in 2016 haha.

[@DM94JAK]

Jay at one point says "what a failure of his parents" but I would guess it was prolly a lil lack of discipline n shit but mostly the kid being raised with all the attention that his dad got n the attention he got for being his son

[@colletti914]

TWU

[@puddintaine4556]

I just kept rappin', and rappin', and rappin'...

[@1Solace]

His dad got him that part on Shameless

[@lancehowle2007]

1Solace holy fuck. Didn’t realize that was him. Lol.

[@K_W_B82]

Remix of Big Jay & Dan as Chet Haze 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/enrbn4eMoqmkesU

[@nobiwankanobodi1840]

Big Jay Oakerson is f@cking HILARIOUS..he didnt wanna "jump out the gate", "THAT hard" for rude jude, but...funny stuff

[@poolmannocal6299]

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BITS OF ALL TIME. They've got me doing this around the house. I'm FREESTYLIN' YO

[@tyzilla87]

Chet HAZEY DOLLARS BEEN VERIFIED NOW THO 💯🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😎🔥

[@makeway305]

The real #Malibusmostwanted

[@R9TR0]

17:55 Dan predicted Chet would eventually use a Jamaican accent

[@JokersNtheOddball]

RAISED BY JAMAICAN NANNY!

[@brtha3beats]

Lahf is lahf is like a box of chocolates 👌🏾

[@tommyapples8490]

As soon as the music started I literally got the chills/ cringe pimples!..lol

[@ukuleledame3599]

12:18 the biggest laugh I’ve heard from big Jay

[@raykobialka6666]

Walffers! Amazing!!!

[@pleromicpastry5445]

He looks like Pauly Shore in the middle photo.

[@malinko35]

Malibuuuu /\/\

[@Don_Perro_Oficial]

Stretch it out and then mesh it out

[@LoveusSlothus]

Shout out to Spaghetti back dresses 😎 #cracklecrackle 🍁🔥

[@sixburgh64ss]

I took three years of advanced Haze. There is no mesh, he was simply asking if he MENTioned how he does it.

[@shawng.478]

How’d they predict the patwa

[@smileythegee6950]

jay and dan low key love the song

[@dustinminshull9066]

Beating you up like Rodney king by 4 cops... yikes man

[@sludgepls]

Read this as he said it. Ripples through my digestive system BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

[@bump112]

Reminds me of Jeffree Star and his music lol

[@jerrytrejo5365]

call me GODZILLA Hanks Aaaaaaaahhhh

[@johnniejackson9522]

My stomach hurts

[@TheXquisit1]

Crackle crackle🔥🌲🏹🛶⛰🏕⛺️🗡🚬

[@beandipcartography]

Yo, it's B-Rad in da hizzay !

[@johndoe-fq7ez]

let's not pretend like Jay and Dan didn't have a wigger stage

[@BFL491]

Three Words....Malibu’s Most Wanted

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

I want to meet tom hanks just to ask him "why does your son think hes black?" Was mailbus most wanted about him?

[@davekendall1139]

Spittin fire 🔥 is.....as spittin fire 🔥 does

[@Gunslinger205]

imma dragon .... I'm done

[@Toreju7240]

Funny thing is chet haze had a viral vid on his page of his speaking patois talking bout trump😂

[@brendashouseofshine4954]

Tom Hanks should be so proud, lol

[@lawnguylanda912]

This is fucking hilarious 💀

[@anthonybeltran6144]

Oh my god! This is gold

[@driley5004]

"Sounds like a banker that settled South Dakota" holy shit he's quick

[@JEliShots]

Chet rapping is like SNLs Blizzard.. also.. Chet rapping gangster is fruitier than Aubrey Acting like Drake

[@frozenfenix0]

47:00 Oh god that's fucking hilarious

[@jhh162]

“WAFFLES”!!!

[@fluffiedoom]

OMG dude. I am a woman and those lyrics make me feel...yuck! If someone talked to me like that I'd tell them to step the F back or they're getting maced. EIW. I didn't think (SOME OF) the beats were too bad, but those lyrics...hell no.

[@John_Notmylastname]

“I wan my muddah to know I’m a straight champion!!” Haha soder always does the best black voices.

[@subgrappling805]

John Notmylastname Why use quotation marks if you're misquoting what he actually said? For future reference, that defeats the entire purpose of quotation marks.

[@marko7954]

Stereotypes..smh

[@Ellron23]

@@subgrappling805 cringe

[@barnoldwhv]

"Tom Hanks son, he is dumb as a door nail" A comment of unparalleled irony.

[@jakesommer3914]

Hello fellow Frank Reynolds, may I ask why this is ironic?

[@CousinBowling]

barnoldwhv how

[@2guns713]

@@jakesommer3914 same thing i thought

[@D-Fens_1632]

There's just so much about this that is Too Weird. Now that everybody hates Tom Hanks do they finally respect Chet? Or maybe I should ask do they be givin him his props and shit?

[@blixx8931]

Platinum record compared to Corey Feldman

[@fadedP]

Pimpin is as Pimpin does

[@neurosentience5150]

Solid gold

[@jimmyrustler8983]

He sounds like he whisper-sings his "music".

[@Betrayerslayer]

Callin' ME Lump Blump. Hot wicked shat Bostonian style n u KNOW I be frump©™

[@goallineextended]

Are we going to discuss the fact that Chet DID go Rasta recently?

[@InfiniteZombies777]

“I guess they thought I was a troublemaker or something… The Hanks boy??” 🤣😭

[@TheRobinsonCenter]

some of the funniest shit ive ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jessfaught9174]

I feel really bad for Chet when he finally watches Malibus Most Wanted.

[@mlab11]

3:55

[@jamgenetix2998]

holy shit I'm dying!!! the shit straight redacted looooool

[@brokenfunnibones]

"Yo ITs ya boi chet haze live from southside Beverly hills!"

[@ABMcorp33]

FELD DOG N CHET HAZE NEED A ALBUM TOGETHER !

[@napukapu]

One of the best Bonfire bits

[@2guns713]

I bet he raps for Tom and asks for his opinions on his music...i can see the disgust on Tom's face

[@ThemTheyParency]

He sounds like... Blizzard from SNL