The Bonfire - O.J.'s "Hypothetical" Interview

Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder talk about the recently aired 2006 interview where O.J. Simpson pretty much confesses. Who can't remember something hypothetical? (3-12-18)

[@jimr9499]

Lmao the classic NFL music in the background of the recap of the murder...hilarious. Big Jay and Dan are two of the funniest dudes of this generation of comedians. Love them. Crackle crackle m'fers!!!!!

[@faglepussfaglepuss]

I don’t think an angry football player would kill his ex wife and her much better looking boyfriend while they live in his old house and drive his exotic cars. Where’s the motivation.

[@jaymour6106]

Charlie Durden: "I'm still not believing he came to return some fucking glasses."

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

I was not ready for the “And on June 12th 1994…” with the classic NFL music in the background. That ish had me rolling on the floor laughing hysterically like Stavros Halkias. My poor missus didn’t know what to make of it. 😂

[@MrJimmyTide]

"You think you can kick my ass? Let my 6 foot-200lb frame use this weapon against an unarmed man!"

[@jonathanvian2607]

"Is he fight clubbing this"? Yes! Yes is he is!

[@sixburgh64ss]

Soo...you "don't recall" some details of this "hypothetical" situation? 🤔

[@highpineapple]

Exactly! I was about to write this but I see I'm three years late. "I don't recall" to a hypothetical situation was him giving himself away.

[@BRUZR66]

Spot on

[@headfullofacid8088]

I dig the Manson family tune toward the end.

[@DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo]

I'm listening to these old shows which are owned by comedy shitty central , which (from jan 1st 2021) has let them both go. Torn AF!

[@chloekit4861]

I was literally crying laughing 😂

[@jockoadams3377]

The story fell apart after he parked in a hypothetical alley, put on a hypothetical knit-cap and had a hypothetical knife that night.. but two people still died in real life.

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

Holy fuck I was not ready for 03:10 - 04:50. Holy shit I'm hack laughing and crying lol. Edit: The fucking mannerisms jesus christ haha.

[@MikeyReaper864]

Hypothetical musket! Lmao

[@Salty_reviews]

Civil war bit is genius, mfers are living in 3019

[@jgalloway3906]

jokes. . . . IT'S LIT !! CrackleCrackle🔥

[@boosh90]

putting ice on your dumper is LIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@treluv9372]

11,000+ rushing yards i knew this nigga was guilty in 95

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

Ah hahahahaha

[@chroniclegend1795]

I didn't even know he was sick

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

His son grew up around one of my neighbors, they formed a rap group and came over my house to talk with my dad about the music industry. Turns out it might e been him All along

[@headfullofacid8088]

TheAmazingMrMcFlyy the genetic markers of the DNA test showed it was a close relative

[@chloekit4861]

Which son his oldest son?

[@carlosdanger4648]

Then I got my steel wet

[@carlosdanger4648]

Broad stroking this big ass knife

[@mariumeplume9562]

BECAUSE HIS SON DID IT!! He's trying to take the moral blame for his son

[@roberttorres4893]

It’s hypothetical cause Nicole Brown Simpson never died.

[@DissentingDogLevi]

I thought this was lame till they got to the civlwar bit

[@916009]

'Charlies' name should have been Whitey

[@deadlegs187]

Chuck is his kid right?

[@chloekit4861]

Imagine being Nicole’s kids hearing this sh*t

[@jakesommer3914]

I'm gonna send it to em, thanks for the idea. I'll make sure to give you full credit.

[@carlosdanger4648]

You didn't read the book by they didn't release the book big gay , jay

[@tbomber]

? yes they did. If I Did It - you can buy it right now. Anthony Cumia read it out loud on air years back.

[@blueberrymcphuckerson9821]

They did release it. You can look up the O&A with Patrice O'Neal recording of it them going over it. I think you got your memory mixed up. From what I recall, Brown's family won shit in the civil lawsuit and forced the title to be like "if I DID IT": the if being practically hidden and the I DID IT in bold red font.

[@felixortiz12183]

Carlos Danger they released it actually Goldmans family did

[@jockoadams3377]

The NFL Films premise was funny, but joking about the victims really stopped me from laughing. If it shit on him, it would've been better.

[@felixortiz12183]

Oh come on

[@hawaiisidecar]

Too soon?

[@sabih21]

In the context of the interview, he's trying to remember what the fictionalized version of himself did in the book.His interviewer understands this ,as these are OJs explanations of hypothetical events,are to correlate with the books title 'If I DID It". This obviously was the bait she used to get him to do the interview. Though he's already explained publicly why he agreed to do the book as well as the interview and the reason he gave of course was monetary gain. This is just another media outlet attempt to coerce the public to hate OJ because all of white America feels betrayed by the one they viewed as their 'boy'. They're willing to go to the depths of hell to find him and make his life miserable.To further destroy one man who was found innocent in a court of law but wouldn't & haven't spent a inkling of energy attempting to agitate the fraternal order of police for their murdering of black men and women nation wide and being found innocent from state to state. OJ Simpson's found not guilty of murder and the systems flawed meanwhile a black church gets shot up and the assailant gets a trip to Burger King courtesy of the police & not one of those officers have been interviewed & asked how do they feel justified in doing this on the tax payers' dime. #hypocrites

[@theliberatedmimi]

sabih I believe he made about three million dollars for this interview, or his kids did.

[@sabih21]

Michele Renee Exactly.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Lmao. Keep fighting the good fight Sabih. People like you are genuinely hilarious.

[@highpineapple]

Yeah, everyone is out to get you. And nothing at all to do with acting like a piece of shit. 🤷 It's easier to blame everyone else for my shortcomings. But then again, I'm not six years old.

[@evanabbott2737]

…..nah, he did it.