The Bonfire - Corey in the House

02/25/2020

[@leedobson]

When Feldog passes I hope someone throws a gem studded Fedora on the coffin, kisses their two fingers and touches the lid

[@liquidmang]

Now THAT is an F for Respect

[@UpsonPrattJr.]

That's beautiful

[@snavisTM]

Whats crazy is there will be more people at his funeral than all of ours combined..

[@jamesmelton4412]

@@snavisTMand more than all Corey’s music performances combined

[@Buckmelanoma1]

And that person is … the ghost of the Haimster?

[@fouronesix8294]

Bonfire + Feldog= instant click

[@Dangzag]

I live for it

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

@@Dangzag as do I

[@killerwillies5460]

Feldog Aaron Carter Weirdo documentaries That's the tier list in my opinion

[@KEVVYOFFICAL]

Nothing funnier than these two doing an impression of feld dog talking about the haimster.

[@fancyrat86]

All Bonfire/Feldog audio is God-tier.

[@DRC-of2ci]

Top shelf content

[@c0m4g1bb]

Agreed, wotch out 4 dat wolfpack they don't think he's too sweeeeet

[@leatherbuttplug507]

They have a good portion already put out but what CLC is doing is bring us the bits we might have missed and either way top shelf content!

[@shinjukucalling763]

Sometimes you read something and think "that's a factual statement."

[@CountDoucheula]

It would be, if Jay didn't keep fucking saying "lip singing" instead of "lip syncing".

[@jordangate7742]

Careful, don’t you remember tale of 2 Corey’s where feldog single handedly beat the crap out of 3 bullies who got the jump in him? He even locked the door on them & said, “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!”

[@dillonwalshpvd]

And then he said and all over you know the thing.

[@stellviahohenheim]

And a blue guy exploded him all over the snow

[@kuslerf12]

Nothin like some feldog to get the blood flowin

[@aj16entertainment67]

Listening to Big Jay and Dan talk about Corey Feldman is the cleanest, best pleasure.

[@crackleecrackle162]

Wow. These are home baked?

[@thefacelessmonster]

Feldman's cute tho. Built good.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

".....have a seat"

[@VAcreeper]

Oops

[@thecuriousgamingwarlock5026]

What?? No way!!

[@biguprochester]

Black Lou Matters

[@GetBenched2010]

I need that on a t-shirt!

[@abidababida7096]

You guys do realize that Corey Haims didn’t consider Feldman his “best friend” or even a good friend, right? Feldman lies about so much to make himself look like he’s important. Haims was caught on camera saying that he wanted to straighten out his life and get all the negative out and his #1 negative was Feldman.

[@SturgusLipmonger]

Dang. How come he didn’t?

[@stellis69]

I would argue that Corey's unawareness of himself is what makes him so appealing. If he wasn't delusional he wouldn't be this interesting.

[@rickbrenner6079]

You’re absolutely right. For Corey’s sake he should stay within the boundaries of his own delusions and never gain self-awareness. His utter lack of self-awareness is so profound it’s really the thing that makes him so interesting. So, I disagree to an extent with Dan and Jay. “Corey . . . don’t you EVER wink at us!”

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

Absolutely. Thats the angle lol. If he didnt act like a weirdo, and wasnt delusional, hed be Ricky Schroeder, and nobody would talk about him.

[@knicksfule]

Well now I'll be doing the Feldog voice for about a week

[@jonbravo8610]

to bad the vid couldn't be 22:22 long

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

😆

[@SOMETHING6223]

watching that Go For It breakdown is what made me a Bonfire fan.. Feldog is a golden goose for comedy material

[@Yojimbo-og2tb]

hey, what's up with the youth?...........WHATS UP WITH THE YOOOUUUUUUTTHHHH!!!????!?!??

[@DeuCyJUIcY22]

When ascension millennium starts playing as he decides the hacksaw is the way to go I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnybongjovi7902]

Listening to the bonfire on felddog is the most funny I've ever had with pants on

[@ryancrawley220]

Me Listening to the bonfire talk about Feldog is like Dr. Alan Grant get out of jeep in jurassic park.

[@pendafen7405]

"You hot, sweet boy, I'll fall asleep in your eyes.." Love it when Sodes shows appreciation for other men.

[@Billytool]

Get up off the ground and.......yeeeeaaahhhh....

[@danielvandusen5724]

My God, the funniest thing the bonfire have ever done was when they listened to and discussed Corey's book. Why won't they do more of those? Just listening to Corey read his own book while commenting. There's got to be hours upon hours of show left to be done on that book.

[@erinc.1610]

Same!! Feldog needs to be thankful to the bonfire!! Crackle crackle!

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

I really long for this 😆

[@danielvandusen5724]

@@FentonTurnedIdiot It appears that they did do at least an hour more recently and it was hilarious. Just look it up on YT and you should be able to find it. If anyone else knows of some more, I would greatly appreciate a heads up. I've listened to their Feldog material so many times that I can almost recite it, verbatim. So new Coreyography bits would be awesome. And again, there is still soo much Coreyography material to be mined. Hours upon hours of comedy gold.

[@holdernewtshesrearin5471]

Dude looks like a young grandpa Munster.

[@SturgusLipmonger]

100%. Great pull! Certainly would have made Rob Zombie’s Munsters more interesting if they’d cast Feld-dog.

[@mraBJJ33]

*Blackbird signing in the dead of niiight*

[@PyrexProfessional]

More than a little self awareness. Throw in a ton of honesty, apologies to his band members and a bunch of others, and probably 100 other things. It's fairly obvious hes a scumbag. If anything you're being entirely to nice.

[@mindslaw4961]

Did Jim and Sam bring up the two Coreys' appearance on O&A? I would seek it out myself but I can't sit through that shit

[@samsneed7979]

Jay says "lip singing" twice around @5:50

[@gregkosinski2303]

He must have grown up in poverty. That’s a mistake only a poor would make.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Large Jason doesn't have a grasp on good vocabulistics.

[@bradleymcgivney5305]

imagine feldog became cool with the bonfire

[@1qaz722]

We live in the wrong timeline. In another world, he and other young boys wouldn't have been ritually abused and his personality wouldn't have warped and broken beyond repair.

[@bradleymcgivney5305]

@@1qaz722 that's to imagine living in a timeline without evil.... and i dont know if such a timeline exists.

[@bradleymcgivney5305]

it would probably take a few nights out drinking or hanging out before actually just jumping in the fire for the first time. but still

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

I really wish this would happen. Would be weirdly epic. But Feldog is miles above them on the food chain 😆

[@cloudcorby420]

It reminds me of south park when kanye did understand the "gay fish" joke. He takes himself so seriously that it can't not be absolutely hilarious because he has no self awareness. Bonfire just made a good observation as comedians often do.

[@thecuriousgamingwarlock5026]

40 seconds in and corey looks like Charlie sheen...

[@lazylefthand]

Now he just needs to gain 50lbs and he will have gone through the jackson, sheen, and weinstein phases.

[@jim7423]

I nominate Feldog to headline Skankfest south 2021

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Michael Jackson's Master!

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

They grew up dancing together 😆

[@Stefan.X.]

Black Lou. You are a legend

[@BobbyDigital59]

Backwoods Canadian rube married to a bigtime US celebrity living the good life...sounds like Bonnie McFarlane to me

[@BryceChillis]

"his kid's old now" "is he?" "idunno..."

[@Basser_]

I almost pissed my pants like 3 times in this one

[@UpsonPrattJr.]

I only have one question: is it Feldog, Felddog or Feld Dog? Or does it even matter?

[@Nyack101]

Felddog

[@UpsonPrattJr.]

@@Nyack101 That's what thought.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

I like feldogg a lot

[@DTTWOPP]

Felddog must have been furious after hearing this😂

[@mitchio83]

10:50 This sums up the whole Bonfire take on Feldog and it is spot on.

[@3rdeye931]

Bonfire and Feldog should do a live show. I would lose my fucking shit if that ever happened.

[@KinoTechUSA69]

Im a huge pig jay fan but god dammit his insistence on saying "lip-sing" instead of "lip-sync" might legitimately drive me crazy.

[@deadgrandma9407]

Ok but, what's up with the youth?

[@jonathannagel7427]

Sometimes your face isn’t so bad, when your mouth doesn’t screw it up. - Feldmouth

[@nicksousa8]

Goonies Goonies

[@BostonEmpath]

-DamnElf

[@BryceChillis]

lol black lou looks exactly how i thought he would

[@UpsonPrattJr.]

Black?

[@jypsyjewels2854]

the funniest thing is, I saw him sing a blues type song in baritone at his birthday. it was halfway decent. But he wants to sing super high ballads to be like Mike and it's just garbage. why?

[@kt89713]

Nobody can tell him anything. His ego is just so huge . U guys know that.

[@concernedcitizen2766]

I’m sure Corey Feldman would call Kim Jong-Un a friend.

[@princeanubis7800]

I love Black lou's Feldman impersonation

[@eyesintheskies]

Love to see him on a Michael Jackson impersonator competition catching sulking after been beat by a 14 year old Asian kid & an 80 year old Vegas drunk.

[@matthewsnyder674]

"The deCISION is simPLE" 😂😂😂

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Mister "We need peace right now" says he wants to put hands on Dan & Jay? 🤣

[@suqmadiq68]

Lip singing?

[@jonahgarcia71]

They care Feldog....they care...

[@briancrawford69]

It's hilarious how tough Corey thinks he is. His comments about these guys and then the other clips and stories of him saying he was going to knock people out, including Marilyn Manson lol

[@trevorclark945]

Crackle Lee you’re doing gods work

[@anniewilliams6561]

Y’all need to review the video of him singing to his ex wife/mother of his child. It’s so painful. It is on youtube.

[@pendafen7405]

aw no let's not drag poor Suzy into this. she got herself and her kid out of this mess after Haim died and good for her.

[@overgrowngreens2900]

Had to look it up. Holy shit!

[@chimchimchow]

The best part is when he’s basically just screaming in her face lol

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

They also need to critique Corey Haim: Me, Myself, and I. Its a cheeseball doc made by Haim in the mid 80s. They would have a field day.

[@elliotmyer]

Thanks for posting these!

[@BrockTheHeathen]

I miss this so much

[@danielguest7841]

Felddog rocks so hard, he broke his ankle from stompin'.

[@savagesword6393]

I know you're not actually saying "lip-singing," right?

[@wendylederer367]

You guys are hilarious! I’m glad I stumbled across you!

[@JaredEmerson-u1f]

Are you guys aware bonfire people that Corey did cringeworthy surreal Life be interesting to see you guys go over that

[@mikes.4963]

Feldog taught Michael Jackson everything

[@peugeot120]

I will hence forth refer to him only as Feld dog.

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

I cannot get enough of the Bonfire’s Feldog coverage

[@VAcreeper]

2022 Feldog becomes self aware… It turns out it wasn’t cyberdine, it wasn’t the system… there was never any stopping it…

[@Stefan.X.]

Yessss!

[@CGMedia2023]

HERE HE COMES, THE CONTENT KING!

[@jeremymatthews2002]

Finally feldogggggggggggg !!!!!

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

I never knew Black Lou was 5'3" lol

[@TheRantinghick]

Feldog always makes me wanna laugh cry. Its funny, but also horribly depressing and sad

[@jessyellow5825]

Love you Crack Lee!!!

[@C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R]

I need more feld dog content

[@erinc.1610]

Feldman's performance on The Today Show is the reason I started listening to The Bonfire! Been a die hard camper ever since. Great point about how Corey should be thankful for you keeping him relevant. Without the bonfire I doubt so many people would even care. Crackle crackle!!

[@carlosdanger4648]

Omg he’s on a modded out Honda moped

[@jonathanmartin726]

That’s a stretched Ruckus dude. Feldog has taste!!!

[@WillyOrca]

oh jerry! why, you shouldn't have! This was so unexpected

[@michaelotoole1659]

Is feldogs grandfather grandpa from the mundters?

[@916009]

that is some horendous singing

[@lyndseyculver3057]

Haimster til I die ✌️ 💚💙

[@MistiBrook]

Cman

[@TheMrSlyxx]

When Feldog appears at age 80 on whatever Tonight show is around and talks about his lifetime of hit music...😆 Also his growth is stunted from drugs, in case no one picked up on that.

[@916009]

com'mon now not all Canadians are backwoods

[@theronraam23]

Idk how Dan and Jay missed the obvious "hard in his taint" joke

[@Buckets50]

Cuz it’s not that funny

[@jubjub7101]

Feldog has had a belly button ring, you can tell....and that's just strange.

[@anniewilliams6561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2bJYY2Yf855bdk

[@Billytool]

I gotta say corey does say " I do it for passion if no one shows up I'm still playing" on the howard vs corey band showdown in the 90s

[@c0m4g1bb]

Howard's career was legendary The goat of radio/audio scene I can't believe he didn't retire this year and esp going out with a whimper with rona-19

[@Buckets50]

He did say that but he also thinks the music is really good and that it’s a crime he hasn’t been given massive praise for it

[@bultronlagore4932]

He did say that but he also said his music is groundbreaking like Nirvana and Emenim.

[@geneanthony3421]

With Feldman's raspy voice has he ever tried any type of grunge type music? His music is pretty awful but I'm wondering how much of the real problem is he's trying to do music he's not built to play.

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

You don’t understand. He’s ‘Angelic To The Core’ 😆

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

That genre is too evil for the Angels and the Feldog

[@geneanthony3421]

@@FentonTurnedIdiot don’t think the angels are around anymore and he tried some stuff back in the 2000s that was more grunge. He doesn’t have a good voice and I’m guessing he never took lessons but work with what you got. Saw Mickey rourke singing and he couldn’t sing either but picked a song that complemented his voice so it worked

[@FentonTurnedIdiot]

@@geneanthony3421 mhm. There are so many styles out there. But also too much confidence and delusion, I guess 😆

[@geneanthony3421]

@@FentonTurnedIdiot he's pretty awful in my eyes, however he's better choosing something that doesn't expose him as much.

[@overgrowngreens2900]

Shuh-mone!

[@scambaitnaansense512]

He does Feldogv Maga

[@RhythmicReport]

We need peace right now

[@bultronlagore4932]

Peace doesn’t hold a flame within human nature.

[@doomdoomerson6524]

When tf????

[@spaceforce3643]

True story , saw an interview with Corey Feldman where he said the key to good skin was never using soap on your face .....that was like 10 years ago and I haven't used soap on my face since and my shit is mad nice. Was never a feldmaniac or anything...just took Corey feldman's word for it .gang.

[@jim7423]

🤣

[@jonathanmartin726]

I have a similar story, but mine is Patrick Batemans bathroom routine from American Psycho.

[@MartinaMarkotaTV]

This is good advice, good job for listening to it. It sounds weird. But I’m 35 and people are always in disbelief. I don’t use soap often, only rare cleansing days but even taking off makeup I use oil to melt, then warm water wipe. No soap. Oil cleaning method

[@JokersSerious]

doesn't mean ''don't wash your face''... it means don't use body soap on your face. there are a myriad of products specially formulated for your face. you need a routine. and this isn't some magical advice only Corey Feldman knows, either. this has been touted as key in every women's magazine and every cosmetics shop for decades. the guy wears pancake makeup to look like bleached-out Michael Jackson ffs. i wouldn't doubt he goes for all the shit people in Hollywood do cuz it makes him feel top class.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@MartinaMarkotaTV Are you an alchemist?

[@michaelotoole1659]

Remember splatter the .movie? He should have won the ass crack award

[@dudeitsgunther]

is the audio always this kinda shitty?

[@gnarbage5743]

I’ve never been this early before.

[@stevewilams867]

Sad…

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

i been lookin for them talkin bout that feldog ralph gave jay for his birthday corey sayin happy birthday i think been fuckin year i never found video of jay bonfire sadly talkin of it i gave up............

[@erikkassner9324]

......huh?

[@mrh0ck3y]

@@erikkassner9324 I'm as confused as you are.

[@RalphNader2020]

You having a stroke?

[@baalzebub5000]

6:40

[@Buckets50]

There is something to ‘hate listening’ to things. At some point you have to admit to yourself that you do like it, you don’t like it for the intended reason but you do like it.

[@razzyp]

Sometime you have to sacrifice things for happiness. I hate the way these guys went after Haim, that sht I didn’t understand the need for but in return I love the way they held Feldman to the fire after spraying him with gasoline. 🥳🥳🥳🥳⛽️💥🔥

[@GrandpasRevenge43]

It's not Haim they are going after really, it's feldogs portrayal of Haim.

[@dookiepost]

19:29 Danny Sodez clearly lying. Who would be so upset at Dan Soder to where they'd unfriend people for liking him? Danny boy is horsefeedin

[@Buckets50]

Probably a jealousy thing

[@Buckets50]

Have you never used the internet before?

[@natedavis4588]

Joking aside guys, even if Corey knew an effective martial art he would still need a weapon to take down both the boys with their size advantage. I watch a lot of JRE and he's a 'comedian' that knows when it's time to joke and when to be serious.

[@1qaz722]

Joe Rogan is a shill for neocons and gnostism.

[@gregkosinski2303]

@@1qaz722 and Big Gay