The Bonfire - Jay's Room

03/31/2022 lost tapes
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[@1972glm]

Dan faces the problem and says what's in the air outloud, trying to solve it. Respect.

[@brutallyhonest123]

Dan wigged out and sucked all the funny out of the room. Zero to sixty pms

[@durotelodoy5379]

@@brutallyhonest123 kinda, but cause of Christine

[@pendafen7405]

14:20 & 15:07 timestamps for anyone who was looking

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Dan sucked the funny out of the room? What funny? All I heard was a monotone, dull domestic about a dog.

[@EazySqueezy-chan]

Dan let the anger slip for just a second there. He is getting tired of dealing with their weird little petty shit just a little bit.

[@Buckets50]

It’s inevitable in any ‘third wheel’ situation. The conversation always devolves to the couple airing their issues

[@brutallyhonest123]

@@Buckets50 the third wheel is the hole. She shouldn’t even be on mic

[@Buckets50]

@@brutallyhonest123no shit, this was pointless.

[@ElkinsEric]

@@brutallyhonest123 exactly. Let the TALENT speak. I can handle Big Jake on the mic every now and again

[@pendafen7405]

Dan's picking his day to get Jay all to himself, finally.

[@chimchimchow]

I love Dan doing the classic “ I take things personal” etc. but he’s actually talking about Jay

[@sirdopaminesjournal3292]

I think Jay & Christine are reminding Dan of Gary & Trish, and he just wants mom & dad to get along, so he can finally be part of a happy family. Dan... it's not your fault.

[@onatone]

Listening to this now it was obvious now why Dan left.

[@grodo3487]

And the los vs mssp basketball fallout.

[@Eli_B3000]

@@grodo3487 he had already planned to leave before that though, he decided right around when this episode aired.

[@mattp8274]

The beginning of the end

[@resmarted]

So funny to watch Dan and Christine bicker, then Dan speaks up about it and calls them on it, and then they both start bickering with him about how they weren't bickering.

[@CodySvsTheNet]

Couple that makes their problems everyone else's bc they don't wanna solve them and want an intermediary then acting like it's not a big deal when the intermediary calls them both out.

[@Eli_B3000]

@@CodySvsTheNet co-dependent couple that needs therapy or to break up.

[@dookiepost]

Jays room sounds pretty cool, I hope he gets his own mini fridge in there

[@_antwonTT6]

THE KING HAS COME BACK TO HIS KINGDOM!

[@gordonhill764]

Dan has been through some emotional turmoil in his life. You can see he's a genuine dude and cares about the people he loves. You can see it hurts him to see people he loves fight.

[@amazingkris]

I forever thought it was just open busting balls. Like, for fun and for the good of the show. Sort of manufactured kayfabe, but perhaps coming from a real place. Dan shows that this kind of talk happens off-air and snowballs to the point where it's unbearable.

[@stephenhassen6009]

This was the beginning of the end

[@glockseventeen233]

It's not Dan Soder's job to keep their relationship together and solve their problems for them . that's their job to keep their relationship intact .

[@NumberOneChina]

hopefully they dont. she sucks

[@robertmatthewson7381]

The countdown to a Shane and Dan show has started. Sounds like Soder is tired of Jay & Christine's constant couple therapy

[@T_D_B_]

That would be dope!

[@biguprochester]

Shane’s on a world tour. He doesn’t have time for that nonsense.

[@dylanstandingalone]

I always liked big gay but he does get emo now and then

[@chairmanmeow2413]

BJ has become bitter, watch the last LOS. He needs a change.

[@40isles2august]

Its so uncomfortable

[@barahng]

Dan is totally right I thought I accidentally clicked an O&A clip for like half a second when I heard Street Fighting Man.

[@Hameltoe]

Like a real homie Soder tried to diffuse and change the subject. He agreed with both saw both sides and stood up for the dog too. Good dude. As a host of a radio show it was so nice to hear Dan call them on that stupid bullshit. Soder rules

[@ElkinsEric]

Buck Sober for PRESIDENT!!!

[@durotelodoy5379]

For sure, but Jay turned it into a cool room idea 👍

[@pubbiehive]

Dan seems like a solid bro

[@nitro-verse5311]

I feel dan let out some real rage when he mentioned vouple therapy

[@uns33n]

Between this and the basketball game with Matt and Shane, Jay just seems like the fucking worst.

[@Eli_B3000]

Jay has only child, mamma's boy energy. His ex cut his steak in front of Christine "the way he likes it." He loves getting attention and is petty and passive aggressive when he loses games or doesn't get attention. He argues and fights like a chick, it must be exhausting to be around.

[@uns33n]

@Eli_B3000 he just has zero self esteem. To the point it legitimately disgusts me. Reminds me alot of a childhood friend. He ate a gun though

[@niteshade8546]

Been binging your old compilations. So glad there is a new one. Any chance of a "Rocky" update? That one could be 2 hours by now.

[@jesperhjensen1978]

I cant wait for the Rambo pre-quel, a coming of age comedy superbad style🤣🤣🤣

[@Hornnnnnn]

Movie comp 3 on his other channel uploaded today has a rocky 3/4 chunk

[@niteshade8546]

@@Hornnnnnn yep. came out just after I posted that. I was suggesting having all of the Rocky stuff in one video to make the original rocky video longer.

[@qwerty722]

If you tried to compile every Rocky-voice, I'm fairly sure it would be 20+ hours long by now

[@niteshade8546]

@@qwerty722 and it would get multiple watches from this camper. Crackle crackle.

[@NY51663]

Spoony jam jam time, lol. The funniest thing here is Jay acting like he doesn't cuddle with his girlfriend. And the fact that she points it out is great.

[@AwkwardLoser]

Jim & Sam where recently bemoaning Sirius XM’s feet dragging with adapting to KZbin if hey were…serious they’d hire CLC to do these sorta videos it does does so much promote the shows and they’re fun to show friends,

[@grimey5.565]

Soder is on point on this one and he does understand dogs. Crate training is absolutely crucial for a puppy to help with multiple things including potty training. Dr. Soder for the win!

[@robrock5724]

Sooooooooooooo happy to see uploads from you again!

[@Audiofatuation]

Gotta walk a puppy like crazy, drain that energy.

[@jackburton3701]

Jay couldnt summon up the discipline to raise a daughter. You think he would try for a dog??

[@NY51663]

Exactly, I used to have mine run around the yard for an hour or more every night. It's tougher in NYC though.

[@ElkinsEric]

Yep. Take them out before and after every meal, playtime, nap, deep sleep, and water session. Positive reinforcement is the key to training a puppy.

[@Eli_B3000]

@@NY51663 that's why you don't get a larger, active dog in a NYC apartment.

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Thanks lee

[@patricknew9547]

Who ever thought Jay could share Christine's attention with dawkins?

[@Eli_B3000]

Jay hates when he isn't included. He would make his openers stay in his room instead of two rooms so they would have to hang out with him.

[@kaodik]

Dan knows what he's talking about. Much respect to that man

[@elburden]

Man, Dan sounds like he might get fed up and just leave the show within the next year…

[@we_be_nerds3601]

Jeez you jinxed it

[@manicmondaypodcast8008]

@@we_be_nerds3601it was pretty obvious it was coming. If you go listen to when he decided to leave, the episodes when jay and Christine were arguing all the time is about the time he decided to leave.

[@D-Fens_1632]

I wish they put actual posted dates on comments instead of that "1 year ago" shit. I recently saw a video description that said 1 year ago that was like a week shy of 2 years.

[@BigDHova]

I missed you old friend ❤️ Crackle Crackle

[@johnbooth3887]

i missed this ep when it aired but oh god the reddit was on point. good on dan for calling jay/them out on their shit. i love jay but he is clearly depressed/unhappy

[@quinnkuenzi7837]

mom and dad's last fight before the divorce

[@FeechLaMannas]

Dans a good boy.

[@venomsnigle44]

Welcome back Crackle Lee

[@Dickiesmall]

On a mission to watch all of your vids 🔥🔥🔥 so excited to see some new stuff, hope you’re doin well ya beautiful bastard 🤙🏼🤙🏼🔥🔥

[@realsteezystevie]

Back on both fronts! Crackle crackle brotha

[@Kas3-]

One of my favorite bonfire clips ever

[@stevenw2028]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1472">24:32</a> man, did Black Lou's laugh really take me out of a funk today. It's the first time I've belly laughed in a long time. Listened since the first episode and I love this show more than anything. I really hope it doesn't stop, especially for a broke ass Carpenter like me.

[@jagatheeldest5786]

You're right...that laugh is right on time.

[@DJdentaldam]

He has risen

[@cAaronish]

jay's the problem...his friends literally had an intervention for him to go to therapy.

[@jackburton3701]

He is on testosterone now so he might be less mopey, sensitive and womanly

[@GaslightingWomen]

Or he might get more soft since taking test raises your estrogen levels. Unless you take an inhibitor

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

@@jackburton3701 Doubtful. Dude is so soft, nothing will help him.

[@ithinkimarealboy2402]

His moobies may get smaller or just go away entirely. Or... the hormones could do the opposite and Jay could wind up with a full C cup, not good 😬

[@durotelodoy5379]

Hahaha you all need to chill 😆

[@gayffreysexstein1983]

I love jay but he’s such a goddamn baby sometimes lmao

[@grodo3487]

Most of the time.

[@donalphadawg2794]

Good for Dan

[@gophercakes311]

Welcome back! ❤

[@christopherjoseph5018]

Feeding the birds like tesla on vacation

[@dalehulen8364]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="905">15:05</a> Dan The Man

[@napukapu]

Do the boys talking about Feldog's "comeback king" please!

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

Been waiting for that one!

[@nvrtkn]

They got so fucking phony the second Dan called them out. I hope they listened to this again and reflected on how wrong they were, but we all know they didn't.

[@southboundpachybear4476]

Miss Dan. Been trying to stick with the show, but I can’t do it anymore. Jay belittling Jacob last week was the last straw. Fuck Jay and Christine for annoying Dan to the point of leaving

[@pendafen7405]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2750">45:50</a> "alright, Frank Sinatra" lmao I was on Xtine's side here but that was a good one

[@sawyerbarnes7439]

Damn Trish is ice cold

[@kjobrand61]

Crackle Crackle

[@redbeardthegamer4998]

Jesus, Dan really lost it there

[@BryceChillis]

Picturing Christine schmearing shit everywhere

[@ive3336]

And this is why Dans a real one 💯

[@alexnoelle4202]

I have no idea how Christine is with Jay. "I made it in New York for years without Jay," Dude, you were a waitress at a comedy club, now you don't pay rent and live in a highrise with security at the door instead of a buzzer. Maybe relax lol.

[@hughjass7101]

the life of a succubus

[@ElkinsEric]

She’s also part owner, or something like that, of Skankfest…. but I do agree with y’all.

[@puddintaine4556]

Jay showers with the light OFF!??!

[@manicmondaypodcast8008]

I do too. In the pitch black. It's very meditative.

[@puddintaine4556]

@@manicmondaypodcast8008 I could understand "dimly lit", but that's just asking for it. And by "it", I mean slipping on the soap and busting your head on porcelain.

[@brutallyhonest123]

Good way to pad those statistics about people slipping in the shower and checking out

[@resmarted]

I love showering in the dark in the mornings. It's like getting out of bed but also staying in bed. Co-sign the meditative comment. I don't need a bright ass light shining in my eyes minutes after waking up.

[@grodo3487]

That's the least sad thing about him

[@capnpicard6146]

I love Jay and Christine but goddamn I wouldnt last a minute in Dams shoes hahaha

[@johnsmith-mz9hh]

The dog is a sad substitute for a child

[@angieglover159]

Sweet Dan

[@babloescobango5143]

Damn, Dan is really the best kind of dude. Very oh shit moment when he went off about couples counseling.

[@sleazegawd6137]

CRACKLE CRACKLE BOiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

The problem is Dan let it go, he should have said “no no no, this happens all the time, we are going to stop here and unpack this” which I know he didn’t have the energy for but he let the moment pass. It’s hard but you got to speak from the gut and don’t stop until all of the thoughts are out of your head, I’m sure he had some harsh things he wanted to unleash on jay and Christine, but he’s corporate Dan to the bone.

[@arbyscurlyfries9490]

This is a fight that he wasn't going to win.

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

@@arbyscurlyfries9490 it’s not about fight, it’s about saying the thing, he’s holding back, and he shouldn’t, it’s not like jay and Christine preserve the right to say “hey it’s our relationship stay out of it” when they do their couple bullshit on the show and against his will make Dan a moderator of it, I think in particular Dan wants to tell jay to grow up, man up, and make a decision, we all know what that decision is. It sad cause aside from this bullshit jay is probably one of the funniest people who has ever lived, but his way with women is very childish.

[@myleswilliams6695]

It honestly seems like Jay has been trying to kill the show. But what annoys me as bad as the fight, is the way Jay and Christine just switch tones as soon as someone calls them out.

[@JuanRodriguez-jf8lh]

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that Jay's narrative is that this is finding the funny in a situation, and to his credit, that has brought us many great clips and bits from airing grievances on air. That being said, sometimes it goes a step too far and it doesn't sound like it's all shits and giggles, and even though we as an audience don't know them personally or the full context of a situation, it can become awkward. I'm sure this was just a moment in time and the crew will shift energy and take the show a into new funny directions.

[@brutallyhonest123]

This isn’t s therapy podcast for chrissake

[@jkbGood92]

Crack Lee, it’s good to have ya back!!

[@theobserver1925]

awesome vid

[@stevenw2028]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2280">38:00</a>

[@TheReaperjd]

'Im still gonna send it'

[@travisfayy4446]

I’ve been in dans position so many times lol.

[@Poosnatcher]

Jay blows ass... w/e.

[@MrBobbo18]

Jacob is so soft it makes my skin crawl

[@pendafen7405]

His voice gives me the ick, it's so wet and whiny and weak. He could be jacked and look tough and smell manly and be a billionaire, but his awful natural voice would still bely all that.

[@3newthings894]

need more, seriously

[@PAYNEKILLER..]

The way Dan says DoLLG warrants a throat p u n c h

[@SomethingGamecatAdjacent]

I remember when this ep dropped and so many bonfire fans showed how fckin soft they are by hearing the 2 minute argument and saying stuff like "the show shouldn't have came back, its not the same blah blah blah."

[@BazookaTooth707]

Dude read the comments in this video. People are still whining

[@twigbeef]

Keep er Lit 🤘

[@silvertonjersey4177]

I guess I got lucky I've had two dogs and never had problems with chewing or bathroom

[@ellgro]

CRACKOL CRACKOL LEE!

[@James58Rams]

I enjoy hearing how much Jason hates this dog.

[@grodo3487]

He hates responsibility and will get catty and petty to avoid it

[@James58Rams]

@@grodo3487 I already know he’s Jewish.

[@ricardom5699]

Guess whose back

[@gibbonsgomez4434]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="900">15:00</a> example of why Dan decided to quit the show🤔

[@sharpcheddar172]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="848">14:08</a>

[@isetthem]

Man this is not fun to hear. How did we not realize

[@jralvins]

Damn, love how Dan exploded, they get so annoying with their relationship bullshit.

[@thewickedkingrotten3352]

Where the hell you been Lee???

[@pendafen7405]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2725">45:25</a> Opie reference?

[@gillbates365]

Schedule a visit with @TheDogDaddyy, Justin is an amateur.

[@debbiewilson8157]

i miss merc face andy

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

Pretty sure Jay is SUS. Dan should have checked them sooner, Jay is always bitter and arguing with her then Dan has to be the middle man...

[@pendafen7405]

When I first discovered and got into the Bonfire, I spent months thinking one or both of them must be gay. Years later, I'm still shocked that neither have come out as at least bi...

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

@@pendafen7405 yeah I think Jay is gay or bi. He has a girl but he hates her and brings up sus stuff about bholes, dicks, and etc waaaaaay too much...

[@doodoo66]

I've never understood why people have dogs and then keep them in a crate 60% of the time. When Dan said they like going in there for hours at time i cringed. They definitely don't like that.

[@pendafen7405]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1628">27:08</a> tbh I have a crush on Dan but there's no way I could date him if he sounds like that when he sleeps. And the fact that he was raised an only child. Katie can keep him, bless her, she's a real sailor.

[@colderman]

Im just realizing that Jay went full Patrice in this relationship😂😂😂

[@dorianearnest4648]

Patrice wasn’t a total pussy who was threatened by a dog lmao

[@colderman]

@@dorianearnest4648 facts but he has embraced the"go find someone else to love you" mentality is what I really meant

[@dorianearnest4648]

@@colderman that’s true in a way but jay seems so soft about it though

[@colderman]

@@dorianearnest4648 yeah but Patrice was all about honesty and we all know Jay is a softie😂😂😂

[@gregorygutierrez2856]

Please checkout The GregG Chronicles

[@RayRaeTV]

Damn I actually felt bad for Christine. She loves Jay and he was being such a dick.

[@smokeyplays7183]

yea but if he wasnt shed be bored and leave its that attitude that keeps her around

[@grodo3487]

It's how emotionally immature people control the ones that love them

[@durotelodoy5379]

At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="820">13:40</a> jay pretty much admits he wants time with Christine but she didn't pick it up cause if the dog, which unraveled to the next segment which I love 😁 Christine didn't think there's anything wrong with the dog(as usual) and Jay (like most of us) wants his own thing and occasionally fuck our girl 😎👍

[@lordfordification]

I wonder if Jay doesn't bond with dogs because he's Jewish. Time to bust out the lab coat. I imagine new yorkers in their tiny apartments step on dogs all the time.

[@grodo3487]

No. He's acting the way he did with his daughter. He will do whatever he can to avoid responsibility

[@silvertonjersey4177]

After being a crybaby bout the basketball game....hes kinda lame

[@grodo3487]

I have no respect for Jay. I can't laugh at most of his jokes anymore.

[@cosmic_ghostwolf]

Big Jay is hilarious and pretty cool but goddamn is he soft. The smallest issue in his life and he starts whining and bitching. Hes also incredibly lazy. All he does for work is talk and he still wont do any kind of physical work, even in his private life, for himself and his girlfriend.

[@grodo3487]

I can't laugh at 90% of his jokes anymore. I have no respect for him as an adult

[@cosmic_ghostwolf]

@grodo3487 He has an irrational disbelief in random areas too. Like the Planet Earth series, he just doesn't believe that it's real. He thinks that he's using logic to debunk, but he's just so woefully I'll suited to even begin debunking a production in that field. It's surprising to me that he's so ignorant in certain areas.