The Bonfire with Nick Mullen 4/10/18

[@gibbson90]

Soder looks like Nick's dad and they're taking a picture with the lead singer of papa roach

[@dogchaser520]

fucking LOL

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

got a laugh out of me before it started

[@williamthompson8282]

omfg

[@macl6199]

Hahaha😂

[@user-mz9sb5ib1z]

the greatest joke Nick, Stav, and Adam ever played was convincing us that they weren't tiny

[@johnliny]

I was there at this recording and I got lucky and got to meet all of these guys right after this photo was snapped. Soder was very humble and thanked me for being a fan. Idk if he was buzzed but Jay seemed kind of wobbly and didn't quite make eye contact with me but he did his rehearsed "thanks for coming out" spiel, I thought it was still cool. Nick got weirdly aggressive. His eyes were darting and it seemed like he didn't know what to do with his hands. He told me to stand next to Dan to see "who was the real alpha of the group." (I'm 6'4) I was taken aback but I really respected all of these guys so I grabbed Dan's shoulder and took a picture (included) Immediately Nick started bellowing about societal norms, that male height was a Zionist construct meant to confuse men about their self worth. Startled, I backed away. He continued: "only men under 5'7 can get that puss puss." All i had wanted was a handshake.

[@breakfastenjoyer]

johnliny holy shit please let this be true. I mean Nick is truly on the tism scale

[@kevinbeteta1737]

I really though that Adam was like as tall as Dan Soder but he’s like 5’10 or something

[@Jonmad17]

Kevin Beteta Adam is like 5'8" and he's still the tallest cumboy. They're adorable little people

[@DendyJungle]

@@Jonmad17 I love them so much. They're little smurfs

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898]

Nick Mullen once offered me a strange candy that had obviously been wrapped by him and not a machine in a factory.

[@FrontalWaterbed]

6 years later and this comment is still fucking gold

[@dominicdeluca6378]

I bet he made some edibles or got some homemade edibles from a pal

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

It was a Blue Chew

[@jangobango2847]

Stav and adam look better than normal in this pic

[@thomaspickering2344]

10% of Nick is the funniest stuff I’ve ever heard and 90% is just autism

[@hannahmacdonald3804]

Thomas Pickering Nicks genius humor is actually fueled by his autistic tendencies I’ve never seen anything like it, it’s truly beautiful 😭👌

[@malomahalo5198]

@@hannahmacdonald3804 idk boys, i take the tism talk the same way i take the gay talk, 100 % serious

[@lamolambda8349]

Better than 100% mediocrity imo

[@Sprite_525]

His monologues about not needing women anymore: legendary autism comedy

[@AdamThoba-h8k]

@@hannahmacdonald3804 21:00 so... Do u care if a bf or any dude doesnt have big loads

[@ohlookitsbryan]

I have a picture with nick and can confirm he still stands exactly the same as he does in the thumbnail when taking pics.

[@cliftonfurney5083]

Like a robot processing emotions lol. Funniest person ever

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

Awwww, look how proud these two gentlemen are of their "special" son. So cute

[@pizzapringles6957]

#mulldogforever

[@jackjurphy5020]

Nick is the greatest comedy podcaster of all time and it’s really not close

[@nuckels188]

Big jay and tim dillon are pretty good

[@biskit8050]

@@nuckels188 Dan Soder, Shane Gillis

[@_vae]

it sucks his heart isnt in it anymore. he still is funny, but hes not the same.

[@jackjurphy5020]

@@_vae well we will disagree on the why but agree on the funnt

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Karl Pilkington.

[@coreyschulz6873]

two favorite shows just collided

[@emmetLshavinski]

THE CUM FIRE.

[@kierankelly2616]

@@emmetLshavinski where my bonboys at?

[@nobodyspecial675]

I love how EVERY comic's Mexican voice is just a different pitch of Slow Poke Rodriguez.

[@trip4923]

If they did it ANY differently, it wouldn't even be a Mexican voice anymore.

[@VincenzoC749]

More like 5am

[@haydenspivey430]

Vincent Augustus Montrose But the breakfast

[@travis2050]

hell yeah dude

[@jaysonscott187]

Time to look up that bit. That and saying im gay are the most popular comments

[@Nobodyyoucarabout]

More like 5 gay men

[@GabeHorn1]

More like 5'1

[@r.a.m.7209]

Homeboy is about to break his back with all that stretching he's doing.

[@damien1065]

Thanks for uploading this, love these guys. Not enough to buy a subscription to a satellite service

[@chudmuffin0]

you can honestly bargain them down to pay like 3 bucks a month. thats around what I pay and you get stern + bonfire

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@chudmuffin0 stern sucks ass now

[@MattttG3]

lmao these 3 together are really great

[@The__Leo]

My man look REAL short!

[@lamolambda8349]

He know...

[@willshogren2232]

He smilin cause he know.

[@Derek_Keenan]

what's going on with Nick's package in that pic though, no homo

[@CM-ou1lx]

Take this in, Dan Soder is 6' 4". Nick is literally standing on a stool to take this photo

[@nateb4543]

From my understanding of Nick Mullens size, Dan should be 5'11"

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@nateb4543 keep in mind that Dan has an absolutely enourmous head

[@alexbaum2204]

One of the funniest parts of this for me is when they were talking to that dude from Oakland and started playing The Doors in the background.

[@chudmuffin0]

dj lou drops

[@SuperSaglow]

Nick Munchkin

[@arempy5836]

Yes, Nick is a hobbit but take a look at his pants. My man's hauling sausage.

[@kierankelly2616]

His legs taper off into non existence though. Nicks feet are the sharpest objects in the universe.

[@kierankelly2616]

He was, in fact, spiked into the ground for this photo xoxo

[@Derek_Keenan]

my dude took a blue chew before the show for sure

[@bng2946]

never expected to hear stand inside your love in the same clip as nick mullen

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

WELL ITS NOT DRYWALL TODAY FELLAS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@r.a.m.7209]

Nick is really stretching in that pic

[@diego61422]

nick wearing the eleiko shirt makes the size difference even funnier

[@willemdaffo]

The thumbnail is an odd and disturbing image

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

Stav is what Zac Amico would look like at the end of the Sober October hockey tournament.

[@lamolambda8349]

Damn Nick is tiny, I guess that's where all the loathing comes from.

[@transAmos654123]

Big Jay Oakerson is apparently 6'3", so the picture up there would imply that Nick Mullen is about 5'10".

[@floralpattern3712]

@@transAmos654123 Huh? Nicks standing straight as a popsicle stick, whilst the big man is hunched over. He's 5'4

[@transAmos654123]

@@floralpattern3712 My logic is correct. If Big Jay Oakerson is 6'3", since he looks like he would be a little over half a head taller than Nick if he stood up completely straight, that would place him only about 4.5-5 inches taller than Nick because a head is 9-10 inches tall, normally 9. And if Nick is only 5 inches shorter than Big Jay (who's supposed to be 6'3"), that would place Nick at 5'10". All that being said, you're right, Nick Mullen is not 5'10". After being exposed to more of his stuff over the last month, there is no way he's above even 5'7". I don't think he is 5'4", but it's between that and 5'7". This all just means Big Jay Oakerson's listed height of 6'3" is bull.

[@taocho7874]

@@transAmos654123 nick is like 5'7-5'8 as is stav. not *that* small but a bit smaller than average. obviously next to these guys he looks tiny but your estimate of 5'10 is off, quite a big difference between 5'7 and 5'10. adam is i think 5'9

[@Derek_Keenan]

adam is 5'9, nick is 5'7, stav is 5'6

[@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852]

Nick Mullen is the funniest millennial of all.

[@LittleDinkens]

Nick said in photos he looks like Brak's dad because hes so short lol soo funny hahah he literally does

[@dustinreed944]

Is the caller from 39 minutes Hard Rock Nick?

[@sl1pkn0t15]

Why is nick always wearing gloves Inside

[@tseawell90]

Autism

[@lamolambda8349]

Probably cause he came on his bike.

[@tedthecommenter5364]

fingerprints

[@jimiaguirre8532]

ultimate warrior would crush up chocolate chip cookies and smell them....is this some type of freaky crush cult?

[@jaysonscott187]

The guy on the left is only 5'10"

[@tytup6963]

Soder is 6'3????

[@jamesbrincefield9879]

I hung out with Nick in like 2013 (maybe 2014?) at an open mic we were both at. I’m 6’0 and I felt gigantic next to him. If I had to guess I’d say he’s like 5’4 or (slightly) less because it felt like he was almost exactly the same height as my girlfriend at the time.

[@jaysonscott187]

Well look at these party monsters. Cpl a wiseguys

[@RB725GamingHD]

I’m 6’3 and when I took a pic with Soder he was my height if not bigger

[@badmotherfather]

What’s the name of that beat at the very end?

[@jaysonscott187]

My own summer shuv it

[@willshogren1987]

Why is Nick so short?

[@Derek_Keenan]

he doesnt have feet

[@ryangcomedy6609]

Nick is short

[@chippewacree1633]

A hobbit amidst normal merely average height men.

[@coreygolphenee9633]

I guess podcasting isn't for us tall folk

[@Derek_Keenan]

28:00 Hi sneaky

[@acid_8]

Nick looks small but in his defense Dan is a tall dude. If you could purchase people like back in the classy days, buying Nick, for laughs by the pound, would be a deal of the century.

[@alflex621]

Guy on the left is 5'8

[@nateb4543]

Never heard soaking. The term I've heard is "floating" paints a better picture

[@Derek_Keenan]

nah soaking is definitely the superior term

[@jj1only]

The bit about Jews hitting Mexicans had me in tears

[@matthewmccarty9991]

how tall is he

[@wyattsiefert2759]

5'2"

[@willshogren1987]

4'11

[@Derek_Keenan]

nick is 5'7

[@dogperson743]

Damn what a podcast. Some comedy titans and nick Mullen. Hell yea

[@imavileone7360]

Soder looks like Dave smith with downs

[@Derek_Keenan]

he looks absolutely nothing like dave smith

[@terrybates9874]

Soder loves speaking over everyone

[@doltcart]

Big Nick

[@jonnygranville281]

Ollllllld school

[@nolanduarte]

Jay is the least clever

[@edencantu6599]

I'd agree. But he's good at setting up bits

[@imavileone7360]

Jay is the definition of closeted homosexual

[@SaggyMarley]

So what? He’s still funny.

[@imavileone7360]

@@SaggyMarley I was only stating fact