The Book of Mormon - Two By Two (Lyrics in Description)

[@benpat4115]

"cause god loves Mormons and wants some more" always gets me

[@lucaselviserickson]

I'm from Orlando and when I saw the Musical I thought they changed the city every time.

[@mollymoorhead9305]

LE LE 😂😂😂

[@davidlsmolbeanfromcampcamp6218]

LE LE i almost cried when they didn't say Mexico like do I have to be gayer come to my country pls

[@missmitmuffin]

omg same!!

[@Emma-mf1vq]

It's going to be in Orlando on tour in December lol hoping to get tickets if I can afford it

[@missmitmuffin]

Gerbils rawr I just bought tickets! I'm going to see it on the 12th!

[@orphix9437]

*reads what its about* *Sees the creators* yeah that makes sense

[@davidlsmolbeanfromcampcamp6218]

Orphic Studios eyuup

[@bigchunk1]

Orlandooooo!

[@jrdkleinman]

two of my best friends are Mormon so naturally I plan to follow them around on their mission and sing this song

[@kirahalterman282]

In case anyone is wondering, Mormons get their mission calls in a letter and then go to the MTC, so they already know where they are going when they get there. Then they go meet their companion, which will actually change every couple of months. You don't have the same companion your whole mission. Other than that, this song is pretty accurate XD P.S. My dad served a mission in Florida XD

[@calebyeo3139]

so are you mormon?

[@Jun-cc6qs]

But is it, ORLANDO!?!?

[@MrScigeek101]

​@@Jun-cc6qs I love you Orlando!

[@raevankeith2234]

Yeah but that wouldn't translate well for a stage play. It's also funnier the way they had it in the musical... BTW I'm ex Mormon who served a mission in Ohio

[@tomitheunderestimated222]

I have a mormon friend, and I'm an atheist. I asked him once, "Do you plan on being a missionary?" "YES!" "...So..........If you get sent to Uganda..." "Omg Petite stop talking about that uhh freaking musical for like two minutes!" "Two by two"

[@tea3321]

Did he go to Uganda?

[@a-cheng3133]

I'm sure that really happened

[@prittyugly86]

@@a-cheng3133 naw... Mormons are only friends with other Mormons. They're super good at abandoning.

[@davidkirker8937]

@@prittyugly86 I'm an agnostic and I have a disproportionate number of mormon friends. They're cool, I just don't believe in the Golden Plates like them lolol

[@carolinerideout4251]

ORLANNNNNNNDDDOOOO

[@laurenh.6935]

sea world, and disney, and PUTT PUTT GOLLLLLFFFFFIIIINNNGGGG

[@retroflashbackdude]

3:15 I think it would be funnier if Elder Price said "Uganda be kidding me".

[@madisonkelleher3869]

retroflashbackdude IKRRRR

[@alarbu17]

retroflashbackdude delete this comment i'm crying

[@mollymoorhead9305]

I WISH.😂😂

[@tedcruzwantsyourkidneys5849]

i know this is old but HELL YEAH

[@thebowows]

man god would be so disappointed

[@thefluffyoctopus5543]

"Uganda...COOL!"

[@annequince9012]

"... where is that?"

[@jordandoornbos8592]

Africa!

[@Cosmicweirdo96]

Oh boy, like Lion King

[@alivelad6357]

Uganda..

[@SnowflakeTeardrop]

DO YOU KNOW DEH WAY

[@dearheatherchandler45]

3:57 - 4:02 best part of the song, hands down

[@braindead-borderlinefemini2900]

dearheatherchandler no, it's the line "satan has ahold of france"

[@dearheatherchandler45]

Braindead-Borderline Feminism really? you're comparing the two? that line was funny, but you just can't beat the melodic, a cappella that we see so rarely in the show. it's beautiful!

[@braindead-borderlinefemini2900]

dearheatherchandler eh, just my opinion

[@mossuhmo]

Well yeah there hands were down while clapping

[@davidlsmolbeanfromcampcamp6218]

they can't put their hands down they're busy clapping

[@mehspacedorito]

I was blasting this in the car and my dad said “Turn it off” so I proceeded to sing Turn it Off

[@agalo3631]

Meh Space Dorito Bravo

[@cattocavod6322]

Hehehehehe

[@serenitymoon825]

I also like to argue with people by singing at them

[@Reevefan1]

I love this xD

[@user-skankhunt4242]

Seems like you should’ve had that pink suitcase 😂

[@Dennisantoius]

Great musical, great song.

[@ayshcreams9641]

Hoowa heya shoowa zadapWOW

[@bluejay927]

seaworld and Disney and putt putt golfing 😂😂

[@kitty9710]

And Putt Putt golfiiiiing!

[@peachdoesart7175]

I've been to Orlando and I can guarantee his hype was well earned.

[@blind_t2]

PeachDoesArtYT he is my fav because of that! Just was there in June for a cruise.

[@istrash6077]

"Elder Harris and Elder Brown" oh cool!! i didn't know whizzer had a mission!! i wonder where it was! new york?? maybe that's how he met marvin!

[@eva9321]

Gasp

[@choccomuffins684]

lmao, u know what would have been funny? if elder price was named elder brown i would have died-

[@pastelsadist4263]

"Because God loves Mormons and he wants more"

[@est4307]

gay much..?😳😳😳

[@Candyrock15]

Both of you are cringe.

[@BlueRoses0123]

My cousin is getting his mission assignment today. This is all I can think of 😂

[@studywivkiera5912]

BlueRoses0123 where did he go? ORLANDO?

[@jacobwortham8068]

​@@studywivkiera5912years later, but my cousin literally got sent to Orlando lol

[@ervabudnick913]

i love his voice when he says "oh hi"

[@princezzpuffypants6287]

Why're we all just ignoring "home of soy sauce and Mothra" .... .... "Oh! Like Lion King!"

[@schattentaenzerin]

It always cracks me up when the says "And MOTHRA!" 😂 2:20 Replay button for Price solo

[@cherielangland6202]

Orlando huh what about peanuts

[@sophovot5079]

and MOTHRA!!! lmao

[@Floydfan47]

If you have a chance to see it, I suggest you do. It's nothing short of brilliant.

[@molly3600]

😂 omg right before this there was a commercial about what is a Mormon

[@helen1908]

Going to see this in June, can't wait!

[@therealfartmeister]

I bet he was talking about "Orlando Bloom" XD

[@the0d0r3m7]

Yoshi Girl Gaming Probably

[@citruskid6907]

HooOOO wAh! H E y yA! ShOOOO WaH! ZADup WOW!

[@ediie293]

same bestie

[@kaylablake9223]

this song is my happy place

[@david_bleu]

Dodie's Instagram stories brought me back to this beautiful song.

[@benskylerhill]

As a member of the LDS church, I actually find this song really hilarious 😂

[@keezyducky1261]

Same here, I haven’t had my mission YET, but I hope when I get it assigned it will be exactly like this. Singing and everything. Of course, without to bad parts of the musical. I just want a very musical mission essentially.

[@youlostthegame8932]

Me:You freaking can’t ship Price and CunninghamMe @ 3 am:Scratch that where’s the fanfic

[@haretztj4682]

2:19 my favourite part :)

[@mangocoffee510]

*U G A N D A*

[@c.e8827]

I’m a returned missionary and I love this song 😂

[@zovible]

I wanna go to ukahanda!

[@finnjoughin921]

Zovible it's Uganda not ukahanda

[@zovible]

Finn Joughin so you haven't seen the musical? ;-;

[@zovible]

Finn Joughin or am i forgetting it?

[@finnjoughin921]

Zovible I have seen the play and they say 'Uganda'

[@zovible]

Finn Joughin elder Cunningham says ukahanda at one point

[@hongkongnananewterritories1513]

One of my favourite South Park episodes was the one about the Mormon family who moved to South Park and confusion was the order of the day! Wait a minute, I just noticed that the creators of South Park.

[@sophiejordan8478]

Concept: Book of Morman...but it's just Andrew Rannells

[@ninclarke4445]

ORLANDOOO I LOVE YOU ORLANDOOO

[@xairy4327]

Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price? Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen Aw, c'mon, you guys The most important time of a Mormon kid's life Is his mission A chance to go out and help heal the world That's my mission Soon I'll be off in a different place Helping the whole human race I know my mission will be Something incredible Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called Elder Young Yes sir Your mission brother will be Elder Grant That, that's me, hey brother And your mission location is Norway Oh wow, Norway Land of gnomes and trolls Hoo wah Hey ya Shoo wah Zadup wow Two by two, we're marching door to door 'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more A two-year mission is our sacrifice We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints Two by two And today we'll know Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints Elder White and Elder Smith Oh, I knew we'd get paired together Your location will be France France, land of pastries and turtlenecks Two by two I guess it's you and me We're off to preach across land and sea Satan has a hold of France We need to knock him off his perch We are the soldiers of the army of the church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan Oh, Japan Land of Soy Sauce And Mothra Elder Harris and Elder Brown Heavenly Father Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission) Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission) It could be San Fran by the bay Australia where they say "G'day" But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place Orlando Orlando I love you Orlando Seaworld and Disney And Putt-putt Golfing Elder Price Yes sir Your brother will be Elder Cunningham That's me, that's me, hello Oh, hi And your mission location is Uganda Uganda? Uganda? Cool, where is that? Africa Oh boy, like Lion King Two by two And now it's time to go Our paths have been revealed So let's start the show Our shirts are clean and pressed And our haircuts are precise We are the army of the church We are the army of the church We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ Two by two (two by two) We march for victory Armed with the greatest book in history We'll convert everyone All across the planet Earth That is the beauty of The essence of The purpose of The mission of The soldiers of the army of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints

[@shelbyr9434]

Me: Japan! Land of Anime

[@michaelceraaaaa]

IIIIIT'S FROM JAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lc1279]

@@michaelceraaaaa A long gray oblong pill...

[@nicolecalton8780]

this comment gave me an aneurysm

[@shelbyr9434]

@@nicolecalton8780 I made this 2 years ago and regret it so much lol

[@MidnightNautil1]

@@michaelceraaaaa knee sliding like a boss

[@hailtheweb6292]

accidentally got their haircut

[@HarryIndeed]

Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more!

[@alivelad6357]

for any mcpricely humans.. what if mckinley got sent there with price instead of cunningham? *twobytwoiguessitsmeandyou;)*

[@tomitheunderestimated222]

UEWEHFUWHDIQJDIQJDIQWJD THEN KEVIN WOULDN'T HAVE BROKE RULE NUMBER 72

[@alivelad6357]

e x a c t l y

[@tomitheunderestimated222]

omgggg

[@alivelad6357]

omgeeee

[@tomitheunderestimated222]

why are you my new favorite person

[@cowmansixer]

This is such a good song....

[@GlowingFirefly]

Elder Cunningham is my spirt animal

[@kiliejohnson5800]

Same honestly

[@shimonkindred2755]

awesome song to sing to

[@UnbelievablyGauche]

Wow. What. A. Fucking. Song.

[@patrickn8355]

We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!.......of latter day saints.....

[@DopenessFORlife]

Collider Live sent me here

[@realmofthemisunderstood166]

I hate to be that person but... if they traveled two by two wouldn’t there be 4 of them?

[@tonymeman9041]

No. As it is, one by one, is self explanatory. Much the same with two by two.

[@rebeccahouser9659]

We might do this for our musical theater

[@CodetskiJaigobin101]

Fun Song, Love this Play.

[@banjoboymcgee]

The man named Elder White is based on a man named John White who worked with developmentally disabled people in Valparaiso Indiana and failed to report sexual abuse that he suspected. In 2009 thr Porter County Prosecutor filed criminal charges against a man named Michael Ritchie at which time Mr White moved to Tucson, Arizona. The guy who wrote this song was in my creative writing class in 2001 and performed this song for us along with other songs in this musical and also asked us to launch a criminal investigation into a nonprofit called IN-PACT located in northwest Indiana. It is responsible for caring for developmentally disabled people but in 2009 it came to light the organization turned a blind-eye to sexual abuse

[@tylersullivan5043]

Not even remotely true

[@hubertukaszewicz7796]

Going to see it in April❤️

[@shimonkindred2755]

awesome song

[@mollie1421]

Hi I'm Mollie Stier and I will be auditioning for the role of Orlando

[@VeronicaC1204]

Hurricane Ian rn 2:44

[@GeeseGoose_]

When I saw Book Of Mormon on stage, they said "France- Land of Crepes and Burees! " Instead of Pastries and Turtlenecks

[@annafantasia]

It's actually spelled beret! French pronunciation vs. spelling takes a little getting used to :)

[@angelaballiet4469]

ITS TOO CATCHY AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *dies*

[@mangocoffee510]

UGANDAN BRUCE LEE WAKALIWOOD SUPAH ACTION MOVIE

[@leahjones6376]

Here for dodie?💗

[@r3n3gad33]

Too soon

[@TL-tu5pu]

3:57 best part

[@annafantasia]

we live for an a capella breakdown

[@LatetotheParty]

Orlandoooooooo! #schmoedown

[@daveydermody6855]

I just saw the Book of Mormon in Las Vegas

[@patevans6154]

"I don't believe Jesus called me a DICK!"

[@empty-space998]

When elder price says “well of course we don’t really have final say over where we are sent” it gives Draco malfoy in the first Harry Potter book…

[@jen4202]

the real question is where did elder harris and elder brown go

[@leightonpetty4817]

Orlando

[@trenadeejohnson9996]

Is this slower than in the show, it kind of feels like it

[@clandestiiine]

im too young to go and see this ahhh its in my city aswellllll you have to be 15 to get in and im 13

[@jeannebuckley5667]

I was 12 ._.

[@aestaarea]

I saw the musical and we were in the very back seats and the speaker for the missonary was literally right behind us and it was heccin loud 😐

[@broadwaylover5384]

Do missionaries even get sent to locations inside the US?

[@rubyscarlet9683]

Yes lots of them do

[@steemedpasta835]

Uganda? Is it so they can learn de wae?

[@Boggywompuhs]

Elder Cunningham is Olaf!

[@sophiejordan8478]

Concept: The Book of Mormon...but it's just Andrew Rannells

[@kayla-pu6pv]

2:43

[@sarahdekkaki289]

Dodie here ??

[@christelmay758]

Sarah Dekkaki same here

[@liamsaan]

😂😂😂😂 YES

[@haleyhall1955]

yeppirree

[@sophia-wm3sf]

is anyone else here bc of dodie and her insta story lol

[@Sk8fan95]

Uganda be kidding me :D

[@dumpsterdani98]

3:11 *thinks of uganden knuckles*

[@GTAGAMER222]

Galaxy Arts plz don’t

[@preciousreyes420]

No. You even spelled Ugandan wrong

[@squidwardtentacles1715]

Kirk?

[@busy_raccooon]

hands of blue! ..... sorry i had to :D

[@KyraHogue]

I have a theory about why they said "Putt Putt Golfing" during this scene instead of listing another theme park. You can play Putt Putt golf almost anywhere else, and it isn't a theme park. It doesn't make sense to mention that after mentioning two popular theme parks in Orlando. I think they wanted to include Universal but couldn't for some reason. Legalities or something like that. It's a very popular theme park, and the syllables fit perfectly.

[@annafantasia]

Thumbs up if Critical Role 2.79 sent you XD They started humming it and I was like.......... wait I know that song..........

[@arianacobos1854]

Anyone hear olaf

[@zintosion]

Orlando is not that great

[@marisacelentano7905]

Not how assignments work .....

[@stellarjl319]

2:44