The boss never stood a chance (Rogue Legacy 2)

[@TheWaxlemon]

his eyes flicking over to chat over and over while on 17 health had my heart rate rising. and then he just jumps in the damn ocean

[@bradpremo4860]

Watching him walk around the room with all the hazards in a circle over and over, aimlessly getting hit by every arrow and spike as he rambles on about the Heart Attack Grill gave me such a strong mixture of emotions all at once that I cannot even begin to describe, and I am 100% here for it.

[@m.i.a-ethan2421]

I- I don’t like this biome- right now.

[@KDoodleNoodle99]

The guy who brought up heart attack grill was a doubter 100%

[@john-marccartagenas6706]

52:10 Didn't think it would be as bad as it sounded.

[@bradpremo4860]

@@MrKumbancha It's like if someone used the Monkey's Paw to wish for the perfect entertainer. His banter is the obvious highlight, but you can slowly see the rest of the equation crumble as he gets more into whatever he is talking about, he starts glancing at chat more, and next thing you know he's been playing on autopilot for the past 40 minutes while waxing poetic about his opinion on Vancouver parking. Don't get me wrong, that's like the exact reason I love watching/listening to the guy, but it is funny to think about.

[@horribleoscar9443]

Only NL would have the chrome to start a KZbin video with him reading random Tweets aloud with no context.

[@ciaphas3794]

TBF he’s also a hell of a lot more eloquent and listenable than most

[@bentoomey15]

And all the numbers have been converted from feet and inches to centimeters (that's why there are so many significant digits). In fact: 175.3cm = 5'9" 170.2cm = 5'7" 182.9cm = 6'0".

[@MrSkme]

I guess im too tall to live long :(

[@undacookie6627]

He also would run a puzzle forward and backwards instead of take the shortcut back

[@TheJallu]

@@bentoomey15 ty, was looking for this, you saved me a google search heh

[@moiseslopez981]

"But what if they spank me and I finish" had me rolling on the floor. +2

[@skele56]

Wait, you're telling me is that not only am I shorter but I'm stuck being short for longer?

[@nativechatter999]

you'll be 6 feet taller than them at the end of it though

[@Drekromancer]

@@nativechatter999 That's the most dominant thing I've ever heard. _SHORT KINGS RISE UP 👑_

[@excfontec6272]

“I’m not into collectibles” my brother in Christ you have platinum god

[@brendanmystery]

my brother in Christ you've played Super Mario 64.

[@viss9021]

*dead god

[@Drekromancer]

So true. Many people are saying this.

[@daltostar7566]

I love that NL has found it to be easier to get into the smallest hitbox to avoid the bosses big laser instead of just spin kicking over it.

[@Guruc13]

See that's the Issac skills at work. Same dodging mentality!

[@FunkyyCat_]

TIL you can spin kick the laser i guess that makes sense

[@daltostar7566]

@@FunkyyCat_ sorry I meant spin kicking the boss. You definitely cannot spin kick the laser. NL got plenty of height to kick off the boss each time, but instead opted to be in-between him and the laser.

[@TalonsII]

There’s lanterns all over the arena that you can spin kick

[@daltostar7566]

@@TalonsII The skeletons have no lasers. We were clearly talking about Estuary Lamech

[@A1phaz0ne]

After reading through his subreddit, apparently the reason this game got dropped is because its too hard for him to glance at chat while playing it. Wow. rip RL2, what a dumb reason for a cool playthrough to end

[@TMaelstrom]

For real? Come on NL, you're better than that..........

[@A1phaz0ne]

@@TMaelstrom Its so dumb man. I hate Post-Twitch NL, a playthrough shouldn't be abandoned because of such a trivial reason. I watch NL for NL, not NL reacting to Chat. Pre-Twitch NL was gold, but that's history now I guess.

[@MarsAres]

NL talking smack about people who get hit in RL in the first episode and then proceeding to repeatedly take damage from the most telegraphed projectiles in the world and brainlessly jumping onto spikes is just karmic justice.

[@super_7710]

He’s getting worse at the game. Unwatchable.

[@italianspiderman5012]

@@super_7710 i might be wrong but I’d say no one watches those videos to see bald man be good at video games

[@mrbojangles010]

@@italianspiderman5012 true true that's pretty true

[@ALAN10BOATENG]

mostly he just doesnt pay attention, for every single click in the game, he watches away to read chat and misses everything hha

[@ThatMrBurger]

If you thought he was being serious about people being hit in RL and how he won’t be then you may be new to the channel

[@bhillock24276]

i miss dedicated youtube videos because at least hes looking at the screen while hes playing

[@ukaszsulejewski6084]

Game sugestion: Shotgun king is a quickish game with a interesting spin on chess. I doubt you're looking for new games right now but mabey some day

[@alierk542]

He played it on stream!

[@stapler1636]

I thought I wouldn't love the rogue legacy 2 content since I've already progressed through most of the game. I guess I forgot that I would watch The Egg watch paint dry! Loving the series.

[@Mitlak3000]

The restaurant in Copenhagen he mentions at 8:25 is called Cadeaux and the wild flowers thing is honestly one of the best things I’ve eaten

[@recurveninja]

The frequency with which NL fails to recognize simple mechanics like the crumbling platforms of spike floors only triggering when you leave the surface is staggering

[@PKMartin]

I think something like that... then I realise that I beat all six Estuaries without realising the spear traps only engage when you leave the surface, not when you first step on them, and only figured it out on watching this video

[@elliotreid7401]

I noticed you didn't mention Arcane when talking about good Netflix shows; well worth a watch if you haven't already.

[@Blizzhobbs]

I think NL forgot you can destroy lamps again lol, that and that you can down attack enemies

[@alexwold7723]

Freon's reward joke is 10/10

[@Drekromancer]

5:54 So true.

[@noirblanc8013]

NL's so cracked at this. Took me all the way to level 50 to finally beat Lamech, and getting to the tower heirloom was made possible thanks to the pizza I found

[@mattat330]

He’s already cracked at the echo jump. Wow… this game is incredible

[@jstanc18]

I like it when NL talks about more serious topics even if it's just to get a glimpse at his thoughtful approach come out on something that we are all dealing with.

[@takemywordidontwantit]

NL is so damaged he pronounces the Royal Knight “royale”

[@That1GuyUHate]

Heart Attack Grill was founded by a frustrated health/fitness advocate

[@Failzz8]

The height/longevity thing is true and has mildly depressed me ever since I found out about it around 10 years ago. The main reason behind it being that it's less taxing on the heart to pump the blood through a shorter body.

[@PinHeadSupliciumwtf]

Gotta do cardio then

[@scrattue]

"I dont know what art is", this from the man that gave us the Graphic Design masterpiece: Beer Broccolli Buy Phone

[@tahooti3440]

NL talking about shorter people living longer: Sick! Another win for the Tall Chads of the universe, they get out of this clown fiesta faster.

[@TheMeekMingeMaster]

46:35 great way to end one

[@halkon4412]

39:31 His Relic absorbed the hit. He could have still gone for the fairy chest lol.

[@ClaeFace]

He thinks he can finish One Piece in months lmaoooo

[@daverdu]

If there was ever an anime to compare to NL, one piece is perfect, it’ll have thousands of episodes by the time it’s done

[@Jerry-ey5zi]

48:08 L+Ratio+Muscle weakness+Colorlind

[@mrbojangles010]

"I would just get a haircut" - a bald egg

[@tomribei]

Unironically NL might enjoy Spy x Family. Other than that, I don't even know what anime even is appropriate to recommend to someone like NL.

[@KatitaKate]

so true

[@MikeyTheGoon]

+2

[@Artemis-ey4lw]

man needs an anime that makes fun of anime

[@zCrabOG]

Rogue Legacy 1 is one of 5 games i've platinumed on the PS4. Super sadged RL 2 isnt realeased on PS... But guess I'll be watching this series completely.

[@WaterlooFlu]

What is 7.46 years in metric time Ryan?

[@xCateyez]

Actually, the number of hours doesn't matter. In order to be a master, the most important thing is to write a brand new chapter.

[@pikamoustache1146]

NL’s thoughts on god bit was genius

[@kyleleehufnagel]

I love Myers Briggs-cels, personality tests are astrology for laterally mobile suburbanites.

[@Lardex.Destroyer_of_Beans]

I like Five Guys food but last time I got it they put way too much seasoning on the fries

[@thyred3167]

the biome is impossible -man that forgot you can spin on literally any of those traps he still made it through the boss never jumping their stomp nor using the resonant jumps to get aroudn the arena, absolute madman

[@RatedManatee]

Watching Baer and NL play this like total opposites. NL using spells and talents while avoiding all risk and never reducing his HP.

[@jackbandit2114]

56:03 I feel attacked right now.

[@jeydonfal1]

53:30 could not stop laughing

[@RobotIceCreamSandwich]

lmao

[@carlitosjuarez221]

working out and stating fit makes me happy. I once stopped for 6 months and felt empty, tbh.

[@capitalismandkindness6774]

the founder of the Heart attack grill, was a "professor" in health. He opened it after failing at like 3 gyms.. He was over it at. that point and just gave people what they wanted.

[@brianbohannon9004]

bro Im so glad he brought up the quadruple bypass burger restaurant. I thought I dreamed all that up and I feel so vindicated to know I didnt

[@LordOfDays]

This feels slightly slow to me. But I will say the animation for kicking/whacking open the door and demolishing enemies behind it is super satisfying.

[@ShaydFrosT]

I legit thought he was 6"8 from an offhand comment in an earlier vid

[@jackkendall6420]

He's 8"6, easy mistake

[@derrekgillespie413]

Culver's is goated American fast food burgers, but they're only in the midwest

[@rainfordr]

Every character in Far From The Madding Crowd has a Welsh accent in my head now as our English teacher was Welsh.

[@brendanmystery]

There's a Carl's Jr. by the airport and I think I remember there being one by Gastown

[@pious83]

That trademark NL Luck is beginning to emerge...

[@kerst4738]

There is an anime about a kid in culinary school and... it was actually really cool. Food looked amazing hahaha

[@aaat1285]

Liked because of the facts at the start of the vid lol

[@paulpothier658]

looking in the bushs for the cell phone right like mother like son

[@nurlankatrenov4081]

Loving them Roman history bits, thanks for the company

[@draconocor]

So is the thing where he walks into enemies like a bit for the stream or something? I didn't get it

[@Drekromancer]

ngl, that Marcus Aurelius take was fire

[@jmb5712]

bro dose he really leave RL2 because he cant read chat will playing ?

[@Hematoph]

MORE PLEASE

[@onezerotwo]

living 5 years longer as a short guy sounds like a punishment glad I will be dead much earlier XD

[@HaxxyHagberg]

Enjoying this series

[@mryeezy9162]

Unbelievable to me that NL is complaining about having nothing to watch when he has never watched The Wire. That's 60 hours of the best television ever made right there, Egg, dive in

[@zacharyrockman6894]

Keep ‘em coming

[@RoachDogg_JR]

1:19:33 omg he just blindly trades his Valkyrie ability for the boxer's that doesn't even work........

[@jedikevin20]

I'm in the corner : Tekken. Best line lol

[@ReNsdoggy]

He's 6' 8" what the actual hell there's no way

[@noatiendoboludos]

Enter the FIRST room of the third biome Chat instantly goes "UUUUH DOUBLE JUMP YOU GET DOUBLE JUMP HERE YOU NEED DOUBLE JUMP FOR THIS DOUBLE JUMP" Why are they so insufferable

[@toddchristiansen1441]

If they were capable of behaving socially, they wouldn't be in Twitch Chat.

[@no-tj8ee]

@@toddchristiansen1441 yeah, they'd be in the youtube comments

[@KatitaKate]

what the hell are you all on about, you say it like people from chat dont watch the yt content

[@no-tj8ee]

@@KatitaKate twitch chatter spotted

[@RM-of6tm]

@@KatitaKate you should know better than anyone else then Twitch chat is less ordered than the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic. It's just relentlessly neurotic.

[@InHocus]

God the golden rings sound track does slap. The oof the song’s instantly played even mentioned.

[@kiand2638]

Congrats for the 1M !

[@DJ_Locks]

NGL, I was double-checking the date stamp b/c he was bashing loot river again. :3

[@Hecubusx]

glad he didn't start with the beta and went in on release.

[@sick0fthis]

Damn I really was just about to recommend better call Saul on Netflix lol

[@viyami]

Whoo! Longer form RL2 streams! (And then Baer bumped it up to 4 hours. Lol)

[@WolfA4]

24:30 That was Justine Damond, it's a real story.

[@Pepsey-gi3lh]

Does anyone feel like NL straight up does not pay attention to the game he's playing? He needs a chatter to tell him the spears only shoot up when you jump, he still never realizes you can spin kick off the arrows and spears, etc. Drives me crazy...

[@peyton3220]

"so beatable" *instantly dies*

[@chemikool5577]

Rather die tall than live short 😤😤. 5’ 10” btw

[@michaelmacdonald4589]

nice dishwalla comeback

[@ruimiguelcarreira3097]

Saw 3 of Darth Vader limbs melting... 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatguy4031]

My girlfriend may very well be the only person in their 20’s on the planet worried about her cardiovascular system when choosing to what to eat

[@Mason-lr5dz]

God I hope NL starts watching One Piece

[@Icanttstop]

25:30 this happened in minnesota because a bulbhead somalian cop shot her as she walked up to the cruiser. Happened in 2015 or 2016

[@tphecht1]

Just wondering if anyone knows if NL plans on continuing this game or not :) I've been enjoying it and been keeping an eye out for more!

[@theburnedman3209]

No, he stopped playing because it is too hard to play while reading chat.

[@KingKafei]

Whoever said shake shack has the worst chicken sandwich is fucking insane.

[@AVUREDUES54]

Why does he keep walking by the chests without even trying them?

[@benjobopper5447]

That’s because people who aren’t 175 cm aren’t wanted in the army 💀💀

[@RM-of6tm]

They'd be limiting their recruitment pool to only people taller than average height if they did that.

[@Awesome_Gee]

While I enjoy the rants as much as everyone else, I would prefer if the podcast / gameplay ratio was a bit more in the favor of the gameplay. The game is definitely very interesting, but watching the upgrade menu for 5 minutes while listening to a Vancouver restaurant tier list just isn't all that entertaining for me.

[@NoShouldersCat]

I imagine shorter people living longer is due to less work the heart needs to do to complete blood flow around the body

[@multipleSpiders]

I imagine shorter people living longer is due to they got a smaller hitbox

[@NoShouldersCat]

@@multipleSpiders lmfao that’s so good +2

[@YieM1331]

Speaking of netflix love death and robots season 3 just when I was gonna cancel

[@thepenguin9]

Hey northernlion there's a Tim Horton's in my home city of Birmingham, England. Anything in particular I should get?

[@MajorasWrath1]

Out

[@dokidokiduckie]

Jollibee is such a significant step down from even something like McDonald's it's actually wild

[@zekeq1523]

what a homie egg giving spoiler warnings for the giganerd starwas fans

[@drvofoka7033]

22:18 How did nobody catch this reference?

[@brendanmystery]

Damn I miss those average of 4 years everyday

[@logangantner3863]

If an over-the-top Italian accent is wrong, I don't WANT to be right!

[@viss9021]

“I’m insane?”

[@GratefulNPC]

Jokes on you NL I'm tall and want to die early so it's a win win

[@marksmod]

the arrow trap

[@saxyplayer100]

As someone who is 175.6 centimeters I feel personally attacked

[@Epicness424]

We do a little bit of trolling now do we mark?