The Bottomest of Podcasts ft.

[@redrovaeden5143]

This episode of lewdcast is like two lewd bottoms discovering that one of them is more surprisingly wholesome than the other, and finding a way to get along despite this. It's hilarious 😂

[@mr.bigstuff4755]

Lol 😹

[@Seraph314]

Numi is lewd but unlike Numi….. 😂 Melody has a more lewd account elsewhere

[@NRobbi42]

Shy vs Antisocial

[@AshtonWilliams-iu3cs]

@redrovaeden5143 How do I find the lewdcast

[@D12Disease]

I'm so proud of Numi for making it big enough to be a guest on Mel's Lewdcast. It seemed like yesterday that she was just a humbled little plum kisser, and now she's being recognized by members of Vshojo.

[@fromolwyoming]

And still kissing inanimate objects.

[@Seraph314]

Except Numi has a very non toxic community unlike Vshojo 🤣

[@beforelifewaschaos]

​@@Seraph314 Why are they toxic? I'm relatively new around here 😮 and who is part of Vshojo, someone from the Numi, Tricky, Sinder gang? 🤔

[@ljkiller21]

"Yuri is basically vanilla to me" My soul burns

[@Ragnell123]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@shakyfoundations7122]

This thread is best read in a squidward voice

[@Sniper5875]

"im a pervert" followed by "i like warm hugs" best describes mel's dichotomy

[@alexkemplen772]

The hellz a dichotomy?

[@JeremyHernandez-ur2vd]

​@@alexkemplen772it basically means duality

[@DrknssRules1]

This is like watching two people at the grocery store trying to walk past each other in the aisle, but they both keep stepping into the other's way for like five hours straight.

[@BANANAFREAK212]

Im your 100 like 💯

[@fishbaitx]

2:58:14 - mel's reaction to numi cpr cover 😁

[@fishbaitx]

And chat was just jammin 😁

[@soulzzplaysgames]

Once she reached vanilla pudding, it was over. 🤣

[@BLeePrit]

Let's not forget that Numi's dad also blasts this in the car like the chad he is.

[@fishbaitx]

@@BLeePrit snrrk thank you for that laugh 😅

[@corncobbob2326]

I'm only seeing this now so sorry if this is late but what did Mel say exactly at 2:59:45? did she say "god" or "GOIN!"??? like I can't tell.

[@ozarazil5745]

Mel likes the snort, she gets it, she's one of us

[@its_renren7292]

it's entertaining that you can tell how red both of their faces get without ever seeing either irl

[@carltheoneeye9353]

8:25 Batman couldn’t get me to confess that.

[@Dr_Monitor]

So, no joke, this whole VOD was the last thing my phone played before the OLED screen fully oxidized and became unusable.

[@dillweedwtf]

Ur mum

[@undead_corsair]

We still don't know what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. But we do now know what happens when one immovable bottom meets another immovable bottom. Mel gets bottomed.

[@jackdaleggett7184]

We have an active bottom vs a passive bottom

[@JackDespero]

Numi: Well, did you put it [the Wii remote] in your mouth? She put it between her lips all right.

[@CutestSeaSnails117]

16:18 Melody's based take on how to conquer shyness.

[@alanbalan3539]

11/10 Who do I bribe, blackmail or sacrifice for to make this duo happen again?

[@Gunthersby]

I woke up 20 minutes ago and this has been playing on my phone for over an hour, I don't know how

[@eMorphized]

Mel's performance here is a perfect demonstration of what happens when someone with ADHD forgets to take meds for three days

[@negativenancy3738]

3:04:27 Numi: “I definitely think we’re a disgrace, historians from the future are going to look back at this moment and say where did we go wrong.” Historians from the future: “Here, in this moment. This is where and when we went wrong.”

[@TheKuroshi]

At 53:12 the music does a second take after what mel just said

[@chrissalcido3183]

WOOOOOOO! yea baby thats what I've been waiting for! Thats whats all about!

[@abyss254]

This made my work day so much better. Trying to be professional while trying not to laugh and cringe in front of the coworkers

[@KillerF0x]

This was so entertaining. These two personalities are great together.

[@thinkyp75]

I waited this episode for so long im contemplating watching it on my birthday

[@maloryboswell2725]

I'm half way through. The top energy is radiating from the horned one.

[@maloryboswell2725]

Like vi. So hot.

[@livingglowstick1337]

​@@maloryboswell2725 yeah no just have a look at her channel trailer video she's past rock bottom energy

[@maloryboswell2725]

I've taken part in content for a minute now and I can officially say naw she's just a celibate

[@maloryboswell2725]

:)

[@cortana009]

Did.. did I just get an ad for a vtuber saying she was live????? An. Ad?!?!!

[@lordhirudo5311]

Lol @ Melody’s type of woman answer. 40:30 If you ladies out there are disappointed, remember that you can buy those in all the colors of the rainbow, and in many cases, flavors.

[@Quiteclueless]

Numi’s laugh is a gift from the Gods. for their first collaboration Numi was so good with Melly! Melly is pretty used to talking to people, but Numi? not so much. so it was truly impressive to me. also I’m a Akuma Nihmune Stan. ( I actually just realized that.) I have three Oshi’s and they couldn’t be more dissimilar! not that anyone asked but they are: Gawr Gura, Ironmouse, and Akuma Nihmune. thanks for the awesome stream Melly and Numi!!!

[@kevinhanandi]

Damn, you have a broad spectrum of your favorites, respect

[@totallynotgad]

2:20 hell yea i thought i was the only person who did that!!!! The texture difference makes it better

[@respi93]

I knew this would be fun, but damn it was even better than anything i could imagine. Both are so funny 😂

[@Turbopotato3000]

akuma bullied mel into drinking after just 20 minutes

[@budslack3729]

I love Numi, and Mel for that matter... Im just glad Numi's getting more exposure and followers now! Yay

[@maloryboswell2725]

The beginning (as far as I've gotten so far) is a classic case of not really knowing somebody. Like your bones regrow every 10 years... it's a small percentage if time they have spent together. It's cute hopefully no fals conclusions are gone. My synopsis thank yiu

[@ahunterohio]

It's official we now need a full bikini bottoms lewdcast

[@etf1767]

1:28:58 The Virgin Numi: You were drowning. Gigachad Mel: TOTAL CONCENTRATION WATER BREATHING TECHNIQUE This stream had me dying on twitch last night lmao.

[@angelmemory00]

ah, the sexiest thing ever... fun facts

[@Natsufur_xox]

This lewdcast is one of the best ones especially because Mel and akuma are both bottoms and akuma BRUNG UP TO LOVE RU ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMES

[@PQRavik]

Okay, I would pay serious money to see these two mud wrestling! Science Team! Make this happen!

[@1232lesach]

Leave it to Numi to break Mel with just her CPR cover :)

[@finnrock5558]

1:17:49, this is my new favorite term

[@BreezeTheCat]

This just shows the Numi can top melody.

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

I think I can hears echoes in the deep in a pit..

[@HailHydra27]

54:25 they forgot Lily's screwdriver

[@devilsadvocate22289]

This episode can be simply summed up as “And they realized they were both bottoms” 😂

[@williansnobre]

We always learn a lot with Mel, because she is so knowledgeable and erudite about everything she talks about. Specially when she talks about biology and anatomy. She knows so much. Except Yuri, apparently she doens't know much about Yuri.

[@bigboibeanie16]

1:11:13 We’ve seen Mel go crazy over a lot of things…..A LOT OF THINGS….but her reaction to numi’s abs trumps them all. (Realization at 1:11:28) WAIT A SECOND WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND!!!!!!!! IS NUMI BEING A TOP TO MELODY?! OK FIRST FILIAN, AND NOW MELODY, AT FIRST AS I WAS LIKE “oh well its about time she found someone she can top” BUT NOW WATCHING THIS, SHE’S DEFINITELY HIDING SOMETHING FROM US.

[@SerLagsalot]

When did it happen to Filian?

[@eMorphized]

People don't tend to undercompensate

[@jamesvivian2855]

Mel is such an adorable, awkward dork

[@fractured_sky4282]

Mel got dommed by a power bottom

[@NRobbi42]

We need the both of you wasted for a Date Night stream. Cotton can live moderate.

[@sapheyersoftsounds7693]

I have never laughed this hard at a podcast in my life

[@BjornsTIR]

Rare Numi top-tendencies

[@NefariousDreary]

Poor Numi is so down bad for Mel.

[@mr.bigstuff4755]

Lmao frfr hopefully we see more of them together.

[@SICKO.T]

Numi, i love ya but seriously... you got some wild quotes and noises out there... lewder than the purple freak iunno bout that... but your definitely up there. 🤣

[@America_Yea]

Interestingly certain liquids can be made with enough oxygenation to breath the liquid which means breathing water isn't so farfetched assuming it's prepared in advance properly.

[@eMorphized]

Isn't that what gills are for?

[@kacperrutkowski6350]

Also you can use that 'skill' for wet equalization. I doubt Mel does care about freediving enough, but it looks like she could at least perfect one aspect of it almost instantly.

[@VIRGILE124]

When the bottom meets the floor

[@kull218]

2:42:22 Mel roasting Numi for 10 min was absolute gold

[@thegrahamreaper6851]

And to my knowledge it wasn’t even intentional. Not for like the first part. Mel has zero rizz but at least she’s honest

[@mr.bigstuff4755]

She never lets up lmao 🤣. Mel is cold blooded.

[@EldrickTobin]

Numi takes Top medication when not on her own stream.

[@eMorphized]

Why is it that nobody on the Internet knows what a vers is?

[@gaurdiangaming4603]

1:40:20 . Melody "baggle" clip

[@heyits_cat8966]

OH MY GOSH IM NOT ALONE!! the goldfish sandwich, I used to do that with pretzels 😭😭

[@Zonefire15]

I did that with cookies once.

[@skullospice]

The great collision of the Bottoms

[@Verrisin]

Numi is so confident. wth! O.O

[@aegrisomnia]

2:34:20 Numi looks at mel with such tangeble pity it's almost cute.

[@tylercravens8930]

2 minutes in, melody is clowning fluffer nutters… 😢

[@zetsumeinaito]

14:03 - 14:16 Hey now, you can be stupid, short, AND cute!

[@RaidThren]

1:05:48 Mel LOVES Nature

[@spamreciever4208]

That Justin Bieber one is a Jake and Amir quote I think

[@maloryboswell2725]

BRAVO

[@cuddlequeen3225]

We love crazy cat lady Bao

[@hammerth1421]

How did Numi manage to dom someone? And how did the universe not implode when she did?

[@sigmascrub]

Are we not going to talk about Mel just casually drowning? 😅

[@squidgameep8ismyfav774]

17:14 SO CUTE Mel really said 👀 2:58:40 50:41 wii 2:31:24 18:31 31:27

[@DusktheEpicHedgehog]

2:00:00 like how they took a break from being bottom

[@dr.bright6272]

Lewdcast is now Bottomcast

[@ILHillbilly67]

Numi is about as bottom as bottom gets. And Mel just was getting her jollies by shocking the shit out of Numi.

[@ItsShaz1]

Nice

[@simonturner5425]

Shu Yamino is the only Vtuber I can think of who’s good at math

[@Ravensgale]

Shu Yamino and Girl_DM are the only ones I can think of, but considering DM's previous job before being a vtuber was writing programming language and programming it makes sense.

[@BANANAFREAK212]

2:57:58 melody reaction to numi CPR got me cryin 😂

[@LXV-e9d]

How can people think Numi is a bottom? Especially with this model. She just radiates top energy.

[@dinonugget4401]

Were you a paid actor..?

[@saffirestars8820]

She's like wearing 2 collars representing Ori and Bao.

[@eMorphized]

She's a switch. On this stream she's in top mode.

[@Midas200BC]

It's Lewdcast!!!

[@Ezramatsonford]

You should lisa the hopeful and termina (termina is the second game in a series I cant remember the name of)

[@saffirestars8820]

Numi trying to add to her harem

[@Lukos0036]

This stream contains a shocking amount of crying.

[@d007ization]

I hate that Mel is lowkey right about yuri frequently lacking dramatic/fantastical elements. But it's a romance genre! Come on! And there's outliers. There's that one where men went extinct! And doujin come in all flavors. And Revolutionary Girl Utena will probably make her cry but it kinda has GL.

[@realtonkyt]

Whats this bgm?

[@jaylenhenley44]

2:21:54

[@kaxymonoxy]

is the background music available somewhere? its such a vibe

[@lenieldelatorre480]

1:45:03

[@fishbiter9409]

They are both sus.

[@mr.bigstuff4755]

1:28:52 lmao 💀😂🤣😂

[@SkyChu0]

Pocket Melussy

[@gregd806]

1:18:12 yooo

[@lordzaboem]

WARNING! overly-wholesome moment at 3:17:27

[@wenceslaskerov4922]

for a crabe name choose Touloulou

[@ozarazil5745]

See this is one of the imposibilities of the internet... how on earth is Mel more wholesome than Numi? How does that happen? xD

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

Mel has always been more wholesome than Numi, Mel just thought she was more lewd, she even called herself the first lewdtuber. Of course she'd never seen a clip of Marine or Choco at that time.

[@MadnessBomber]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Mel, please, keep an eye on your audio. You keep blowing my eardrums out when you turn something on or press a wrong button.

[@Zonefire15]

I think the problem is you. You need to keep a better eye on your audio because you probably keep it all the way up.

[@MadnessBomber]

@@Zonefire15 I keep my volume low for everyone except Mel because she's always quiet. Henya, Filian, Layna, Haruka, all of the others I watch, I keep the volume on my computer around 10 to 16 and can hear them fine (at times even that's a bit loud). Mel is at least 30 to be able to hear her. The max volume my computer can go is 100.

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

1:05:00 onwards is just....ahahahahaah sad

[@aksis2133]

2:58:15

[@ToaTakanuva7]

Vtubers are an evolved form of Vocaloids 😯😯

[@fw420]

Can't get any more bottom than this

[@nearly_blind1017]

3:03:11 Mel: told to moan Mel: turns into Suko

[@corncobbob2326]

who Suko?

[@nearly_blind1017]

@@corncobbob2326 Ssetssuko. I said it cuz of the goat/sheep sound 😂. She is an angel-VTuber but has an alert that has her making sheep sounds. Too much of an insider/stretch I guess 😂

[@SakuragiSayo]

How dare you compare something as lovely and amazing as Yuri to something as pathetic and boring as vanilla. For shame. SHAME I SAY!!!!!!

[@bradonbyrd8061]

Ladies