The British AI in Hearts of Iron 4

[@mortenbund1219]

The British army is somewhere defending Hong Kong

[@rhino1207]

ten divisions put in Hong Kong which only one province while main land is invaded...

[@lego_turkey1070]

yeay

[@temmieruko5638]

FREE HONG KONG

[@jaredorlov609]

No they don’t have the balls.

[@chesterthemolester7976]

Ahem....GIBRALTAR

[@giovannidevincenzi6055]

A billion panzers, warships and zeppelins in the English channel: *exist* Britain: ... Little Italian tank in Tobruk: *exists* Britain: "NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT"

[@mattiabinotto2018]

Maus:PAM. Nuclear bomb explosion*

[@AleLGB]

Nobody: History Channel at midnight:

[@KagamineRin02]

Ale LGB TRUTH

[@z3r0_35]

*History Channel at midnight ten years ago History Channel at midnight today: ancient aliens picking antiques while driving trucks across ice in Alaska!

[@bodek]

0:06 ah yes. the f16 is famous for being developed by the germans in preperation for attack on Brittain

[@anomalocariscanadensis8815]

And the German Squid, right?

[@arthurmorgan2418]

@@anomalocariscanadensis8815 no, the squid was made by japan and then given to germany when they got bored buttfucking it

[@markusschneider1261]

@@arthurmorgan2418 Yuri comes from / is Japan ? 😂

[@arthurmorgan2418]

@@markusschneider1261 yes everything with hentai titties comes from japan

[@TheArklyte]

And earliest prototype of T-54 wasn't completed before late 1944, mass produced until 1949 and vehicles on its chassis haven't appeared before mid 50's. Yet they somehow defend USSR en masse in 1939 in HoI4... So, what's your point again?:D

[@Kurvaux]

Also they are absolute diplomatic geniuses. I was playing as Germany. (Restoring Kaiserreich) and they decided to grant me military access. Despite having a -90 relation with me. *order 66.exe*

[@crimecat1483]

UFF

[@tieinterceptor7712]

XD

[@joegrcz7151]

Memes only true taureor fans Will understand

[@enclaveradio7236]

AI only do so if you’re fighting a war together and the enemy is next to them, and sometimes the retards don’t even allow you to do that. Also you can’t declare war with troops still in said country

[@tarik1923]

@@joegrcz7151 he is not an gamer he is only a fucking cheater

[@buster117]

When you invade Britain and the only Garrison is a south Africa colonial brigade.

[@swift1014]

A very small, distant and powerless country in HoI4: *exists* Entire French, British and American army: aRE YoU ThrEAtEniNg Me?! Edit: wow thanks for 300 likes

[@baothien9466]

The very small distant and powerless country in HoI4: *_YES_*

[@firebird4491]

Imagine thanking for likes. Pretty cringe.

[@swift1014]

FIREBIRD44 wtf man many people thank for them, especially when it’s their first time they get so many. The only cringe thing here is your comment m8.

[@jacknooney8988]

@@swift1014 Nah man its cringe

[@swift1014]

@@jacknooney8988 ok then, I'll know for next time

[@arthurmorgan2418]

0:58 *when hans steals all of the tea from the british trench*

[@benitomussolinibutshocked3162]

*seems legit*

[@benitomussolinibutshocked3162]

@@arthurmorgan2418 **happy Italian noises**

[@arthurmorgan2418]

@@benitomussolinibutshocked3162 **spicy italian noises**

[@frogchip6484]

Benito Mussolini but shocked *when you invade Greece and fail miserably*

[@arthurmorgan2418]

@@frogchip6484 that's only cuz they ran out of pasta

[@sirsmoke9411]

Secund one to see this masterpiece of accurate Blitzkrieg

[@auramaster2068]

Me: declaring war on some random country millions of miles away UK AI: so you have chosen death

[@italo-hungariananimation2149]

0:46 just how XD

[@hunterbg7531]

Superior german enginnering

[@sosig6445]

touches the outskirts of london L O N D O N H A S F A L L E N

[@hunterbg7531]

@country baller well actualy some I am more of those who belive in the superior soviet engineering

[@HandsomeHedgehog]

0:48 that Panzers: Phase Two soundtrack gave me some nostalgia

[@emilyod50]

I see a man of culture aswell

[@warmaster3544]

witch one?

[@generaljo7471]

Every. God. Damn. Time. Every... Single.... God. Damn. Time Britain!!!!!

[@junkyardwanderer1305]

I love the choice of music. _Red Alert will live on_

[@micronoice2387]

Command & Conquer shall never die!

[@willsalen8370]

@@micronoice2387 It will live on forever...in mobile

[@CapitalTeeth]

For me it’s usually just that they put all of their divisions at London, and then only do something when i’ve actually landed. Like literally i just type “tag eng” in the console to see what genius the british AI has planned, but nope it does absolutely nothing with it’s zillions of theaters and thousands of 1-division armies that have no general.

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

0:26 Germans used giant squids in WWII, just saw it on history channel :D

[@Je-uJ]

British: "you know what we should pick? Armored devision that is" Exactly 3 minutes later : *intenfiesly spam platons of soldier* *get stuck in the middle* *s t o n k*

[@snake45aiman]

*intense infantry tamplete 1-999*

[@baothien9466]

Fiat 13/40: Hey i found this box on desert Hetzer: What is that box ? Fiat 13/40: It say Tea Hetzer: Shiet Cruiser: 0:58

[@gianbenjamin4178]

Lmao haha

[@TheOnlyReefShark]

Schie-

[@Nerohessler]

It is 100 % historically.

[@arthurmorgan2418]

Lmao i have redcon downloaded on my phone

[@buster117]

Historically*

[@Nerohessler]

buster117 Sorry 😅, my English is not the best.

[@buster117]

@@Nerohessler no your English are fine, the joke was that you said historically accurate

[@arthurmorgan2418]

@@Nerohessler fortnite bad redcon good

[@KubiG1000]

Just yesterday when playing with a friend against UK, I tried launching a random 10 unit stack invasion through the british navy, and it somehow worked! No one was home though, so I just raised the German flag in London so they know I’ve been there 😀

[@willimeister2553]

0:58 Would love to see that looped

[@theexam7394]

0:46 "Fallschrimjägers"

[@bonjourcava2493]

Paris and London love those little guys

[@daintyfoal1981]

I love that little nod to yuris revenge with the giant squid

[@xel_los]

Try playing fascist Norway then the British are truly terrifying

[@KagamineRin02]

Being a brit, I can confirm that this is unfortunately not far from my country’s army.

[@blueghost3649]

What, how?

[@TheOnlyReefShark]

Not really

[@KagamineRin02]

Considering how tenacious the British commonwealth were in The African campaign against the Axis forces.

[@frogchip6484]

Forgot to mention having a massive carrier fleet in the falklands or somewhere else useless

[@db2torial]

ah yes, Panzers Phase Two - desert soundtrack, great game 👌

[@Nerohessler]

Daniel Boguszewski yes

[@playofpcoldwar]

Are we not gonna acknowledge how he did the German squid just like how it’s in RA2?!?!

[@powerplantzone3944]

Correct.

[@miragetank3877]

yeah

[@douangsavanhphimmasone6911]

Britain is defending inhabitable island somewhere in north Arctic Ocean

[@santiago5388]

I just love the red alert hell march

[@lego_turkey1070]

same

[@RocketHarry865]

I think this needs to be remaked. Add the Marinefährprahm amongst the German fleet and replace the F-16 with aircraft from the Luft46 project like the Blohm & Voss BV P.215, also add some me 323 gigant

[@packleader3739]

My favorite parts 0:40 0:53

[@woodenscrotum7892]

A mix of Red Alert 2 and Red Alert 3's intros. A daring synthesis.

[@zerokiryu5517]

I’m fucking crying, thanks for this work of art

[@APC227]

[@noud3476]

Art at its purest form

[@lukewind13]

These are so clever, glad you're still making content.

[@lego_turkey1070]

ill agree

[@vermas4654]

0:24 * professional editing intensifies *

[@jasonducci]

I always wanted to have those tank models

[@sheacorduroy5565]

This channel is a hidden gem.

[@tanostrelok2323]

I almost came with that RA2 reference, you surpassed yourself with this one.

[@sergejstojkovic8617]

Finnaly after i dont know how many months he is BACK. MAKE MORE VIDEOS!

[@alinalexandru2466]

Forgot to show the single divisions defending the ports.

[@CapitalTeeth]

That’s just standard Hoi4 AI. They always put a garrison order on their ports with divisions they could better put on the frontlines.

[@fulcrum2951]

The British strategy of concentrating every single unit at a particular area whilst leaving a vital location completely undefended

[@narwaok]

GREATEST VID EVER MADE. Best Red Alert 2 trailer btw. Wish the signboard had fallen too.

[@narwaok]

And launch some V2’s from battleships maybe lol

[@powderedtoastman8758]

The Command and Conquer Red alert References just killed me! XD

[@Mangos1021]

Just awsome as usual. Always worth the wait. Great videos. Funny to me. And also its great to have the Maüs back! :D

[@lego_turkey1070]

yeah youre right

[@adamdesouza6153]

if you make one about the Soviet AI, I was playing as germany and did barbarossa in late 43 and noticed my division with mostly old Medium 1s pierced all of their tanks so i tag switched over and they spent all of their army XP on 52 different variants of Light tank 2s, of which, the one they were using only had 5 to engine and nothing else, and that was the only tank they produced. German Panzer Korps Kommandant arriving near kursk : watch your flanks for T34 and KV2 counter breakthroughs! Soviet Tank Brigade Commander after spending half a year and half the "tanks" in the Soviet Stockpile breaking a strategically useless tile defended by an 8 width vichy French Cavalry division : *I am speed*

[@janodzinkowski8090]

We were waiting for your animations

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

It cant get more accurate

[@nicoderfeuerloscher1684]

Your vids are always a joy

[@Thenotsofamousone]

respect the few hundred traumatized Italian garrisons in N. Africa before the British capitulation.

[@markusschneider1261]

Red alert 2 /Arlarmstufe rot 2 am Anfang ! Ich hatte den Trailer mit den Trailer 1000 Mal abgesehen .😂 Yuris Rache hatte aber auch nen geilen Trailer für die Zeit finde ich. Schade , dass wir seid Jahren keine so gute C&C Titel seid Tiberium wars 3 hatten 😩

[@dinosatay]

I have absolutely 0 idea as to what just happened. But i can say im glad to see youre still alive

[@seathomplay4167]

It's not the only Paradox game with crazy AI. Who hasn't seen 200,000 Frenchmen in North Africa in EU4?

[@IG_Zündapp]

Du bist zurück 👍🏼👍🏼

[@joabefajardo3835]

Bro...when "Britannia rules the waves" played... ohhhh God.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is a masterpiece

[@cellbuilder2]

I believe the giant squid is a reference to "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" since the Nautilus was attacked by a giant squid

[@Nat11us]

Idk why there is panther in 1936 But see fine for Historically 100%

[@yacinealg152]

I love this Channel lol

[@lego_turkey1070]

we all do

[@hopin8krzys]

I love the visuals, top notch

[@mattnelson9488]

Hearts if Iron 4 in a nutshell

[@Interdictiondeltawing]

Finally your back

[@lego_turkey1070]

we all waited for that

[@ACCB710]

When the italian AI is better than the british AI

[@suryaprakash2126]

Are you kidding? Italian AI being competent? They lose 500k men in one month and I don't know how.

[@arianas0714]

@@suryaprakash2126 While fighting Greece

[@suryaprakash2126]

@@arianas0714 Yeah that too but mostly they transfer troops in the game and Royal Navy fuck them

[@RamdomView]

For the sequel, make sure to add all the rest of Britain's forces being sunk by subs because the AI doesn't seem to understand how to route and protect convoys.

[@masterping2596]

Defending colonies rather than defending their own homeland XD

[@thesouthforlife]

Ah love me some HOI4 and then to see your avatar more is so great I absolutely love Seek & Destroy and wish a sequel occurred

[@rsookchand919]

Damn, Stalingrad must be 8 times what this is

[@jonnyc429]

They did very well to get up to Manchester so quickly

[@RoschuhLP]

Dammed. Nun habe ich wieder Bock auf Alarm Stufe Rot xD

[@theranchbandit6548]

If you through tea on the engine deck, the transmission will catch on fire.

[@mehmetsahsert3284]

In another case British: we have to defend mainland. Navy to the english channel Me as an intellectual:lets invade through north sea then British: "suprised pikachu face"

[@shadowzone2588]

Germany: *invades Britain* Britain AI: it's all cool bruh Italy: *invades small country* Britain AI: No YoU cAn'T dO tHaT!

[@SupremeRTS]

Hell march 3 is so good

[@Maddog3060]

So basically it's a model of modern British Parliament.

[@alexanderkijatschenko8687]

I like the red alert music at the beginning

[@sir_iangotroll]

NICE HELL MARCH 3 COVER and the intro looks like the one of command and conquerred alert 2

[@Adonnus100]

This is why you play Darkest Hour instead

[@T.F.BlackStar]

The new Red Alert game teaser looks amaizing.

[@alexander1485]

command and conquer music is so sexy

[@friedhelminkursk503]

The maus was oversome by his ownself

[@Kk-dy6bq]

Did you know that if you make a Maus out of Nokia and then use it as a missile you will blow up the universe?

[@Angry_People_Media]

I've never liked a video that went from 2.9k to 3k. Very satisfying.

[@micahbell3075]

Brits defending Britain:0:35 Brits in Africa:0:53

[@WitherPlayz2326]

CRUSADERS INBOUND!!!!

[@oddball5434]

That Panzers 2 music was pretty cool

[@derpman116]

This is the most accurate thing ever

[@NKWD2137]

0:50 CODENAME PANZERS PHASE TWO MUSIC ! :D my childhood game :)

[@AnonPanzer]

Mine to, I ended the axis camping in 27 hours outside game, without get defeted, lovely camper. GG Volks!

[@GhostworxYT]

Yay new Video!

[@europanzer3929]

Oh man, that Panzers ost does bring back some memories...

[@thememeteam858]

Ah the multi turreted tank

[@CnC_Robert]

Lol, do you play Command & Conquer?

[@Rx-hm6cm]

That hell march on nazi invasion fits in perfectly

[@wouterkessel4852]

When you play as France in a multiplayergame, where you and Britain decided it would be best for you to go with the Entente focus line, then an hour into the game the British player leaves and germany is the host. (For those who do not understand, the British AI likes to re-start centuries old conflicts that have no reason to exist currently, while also liking the colour red alot.)

[@MikaPlaysCoolGames]

Love the C&C soundtrack

[@shenron9988]

That's how we all see that happening 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@lego_turkey1070]

yeet

[@deborateste3524]

holy shiet codename panzers phase 2 africa theme 0:50

[@ProtoFinn]

Make more pls! I get bullied and your video’s make me happy again! :)

[@lego_turkey1070]

👌

[@Краснаяармиясамаясильная-б9ы]

Boy just speak up. stop getting bullied XD

[@DotOmega]

Ze germans have deployed zeir most twizted and mozt powerful creation yet: ze gigantic zquid!

[@rivaldiarta692]

Can anyone tell me that loud British song name???