The Calzone - Seinfeld SHORT EPISODE

George gets Steinbrenner hooked on calzones. George then struggles to get calzones after he's thrown off the store.
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[@johnnymarrero8011]

its sad that we never get to see more of George and Newman teaming up and interacting more in episiodes like this

[@Abcdelectronics]

That should have been the spin-off

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Exactly

[@calvinsaxon5822]

Emperor Ferdinand of Austria: "I am the emperor, and I want dumplings." George Steinbrenner: "Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone, he must have one."

[@MetalGod999]

You know, I just talked to Newman, and he wants a calzone of his own…and a large slice of pepperoni pizza…and a large soda…and three times a week, my good buddy Newman wants a cannoli, too! 👍😉😆

[@MrFrostien]

The only thing George had to do was saying "keep the change"

[@Mujali1404]

I just had my first calzone from Marcos Pizza Bartlett Illinois thanks to this episode

[@marcoAKAjoe]

The calzones there are pretty good! I buy them sometimes :))

[@timregan1005]

making fun of Steinbrenner is so perfectly randomly hilarious.

[@Jeremy_the_bot]

"Big Stein wants a little taste"

[@markdouglas9182]

'Big Stein wants a little taste'..

[@eriks8382]

SEXUWAL

[@davisanderson4274]

The tip jar is a very awkward situation. It obviously came to a head because now most places- if you pay with a card- they ask about the tip.

[@Surfmus]

You can't deny any USA currency. Lol!

[@eriks8382]

sure you can, as long as the service/good hasnt been rendered

[@andrewaitken3685]

This is why I always tip with loose change

[@jonathanpretty5031]

Lol this show was insane

[@Ryowulf]

3:34 BUT IM PAYING YOU!!!!

[@damongrimes6096]

Yes, thank you. 😁

[@Ryowulf]

@@damongrimes6096 NEWMAN!!!!!!

[@glenviewjeff]

I swear to God, my father was banned from a grocery store for a calzone incident. He ordered one from the deli counter and took a bite out of it on the way to the checkout line. He said, in his telltale Jackie-Mason-sounding voice, "I'm not paying for this! It's all air!" And they told him to get out and never return.

[@chermebrownsauce8049]

lol

[@iwishiwasthomasshelby]

Pretty classless

[@cheezst8ke]

taking back his tip money. Just like he did at the diner after the check came.

[@jonathanmyers2867]

George: Well, this is really bad now. I really am in a bad situation now. Jerry: So what is Steinbrenner going to do if he doesn't get his calzone tomorrow? George: What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do? That's exactly the point! Nobody knows what this guy is capable of. He fires people like it's a bodily function! Jerry: Why don't you get someone else from the office to go get Paisano's? George: Because before you know it, he'll be having lunch with him. You know how these interoffice politics work. Jerry: No, I never had a job.

[@seinfeldclips]

Thanks!

[@grinchoi1]

Lol thanks for the subtitles

[@rockyevans1584]

​@@grinchoi1it wasn't for subtitles, he just delivered the punchline that was cut out

[@libbymalc]

thats larry davids voice lol

[@PeterDivine]

Way to self-sabotage, George.

[@echolot]

when will i learn not to watch food-themed seinfeld clips when i'm hungry

[@juniorgonzalez7025]

yada yada yada!

[@christie_brown]

You know what, all of this *maybe* could have been solved if: 1. George payed a co worker after work to get the calzones so that it’ll look like George is still bringing them to his boss 2. Steinbrenner is a man with power. He or one of his executives could have just bribed Paisanos to get more calzones. Preferably to allow George to go in there again (Edit: on second thought, that second point may not work for Steinbrenner given his notoriety lol)

[@bossfan49]

I understand it's meant to be only story related content, but I miss getting the full jokes.

[@seinfeldclips]

Yes, I know. I wish I could keep more of the episode in, but if I have anything over 6 minutes, KZbin always blocks the video from copyright. Sorry.

[@bossfan49]

@@seinfeldclips They do make it challenging.

[@rockyevans1584]

​@@seinfeldclipsyou're a leach.

[@alexchavez4978]

Disable ads please.

[@robquin1525]

1:52

[@marcoAKAjoe]

😂😂