Kramer Takes A Dip | The Nap | Seinfeld

"Four hours in this chop, and I'm a full inch taller!"
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 18 'The Nap': As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer Swims In The Eastern River | The Nap | Seinfeld
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[@flowerchild89]

😂😂 "Hey dad! I see a man swimming." The dad: "It's probably just a dead body...you see son "...😂😂😂

[@moonliightbae]

1:59 “well floating, they weren’t moving much..but they were out there” 🤣🤣

[@rhey81]

And that's the important thing.

[@sbont4723]

I lost it 😂

[@0mattp0]

I love that it’s never questioned that he swims for 4 hours. Now I’m no swimmer but 4 hours seems like an unbelievable amount of time.

[@Lucardini]

It is a long time but people can do it! In the Netherlands there's this olympic swimmer, Maarten van der Weijden, who swims the canals between towns nearly uninterrupted (For 200km!) eating and drinking while swimming for several days in a row. He even naps in the water for rest haha. Humans are awesome

[@mondochild]

Means he had fun swimming and floating

[@JonatasAdoM]

I've spent a whole afternoon in a pool. Maybe he's not swimming completely and just floating at times. The day I spent on the pool I did so clinging to the side. Every part in my body was in pain and I couldn't barely move, let alone find a position to sleep.

[@dripsystem5785]

It's established In other episodes that Kramer is a good athlete

[@arthurgodwin6571]

I love swimming and I’d definitely do it for four hours if it made me taller.

[@Eidlones]

That dad always gave me real Phil Hartman vibes

[@MK8Klexify]

A Flabby Arm Spanking Machine😂😂😂

[@TheMpo1986]

I love how Kramer always states "They were out there" he makes everything sound so incredibly epic. They really were out there. They really were.

[@joelluongo7419]

Kramer had good endings in his dialogue! Just in this breif clip.. there were several clever good quips. So funny!

[@joelluongo7419]

Kramer had good endings in his dialogue! Just in this breif clip.. there were several clever good quips. So funny!

[@xtctrader1467]

The way he dived in "GIDDY UP!"

[@TheStuport]

"A roll in the supportive hay" 🤣🤣🤣

[@josemaria8177]

It's a miracle that Kramer didn't get all of the diseases after swimming in the East River

[@TheWarshire]

What makes you think he didn't

[@xtctrader1467]

Dr. Van Nosetrum is immune from such things.

[@judd_s5643]

There is clear evidence of neurological issue.

[@wellsborie6897]

I almost died from a river disease I got from the Potomac

[@ryanjohnson4565]

@@wellsborie6897 what happened

[@lori25hu]

Best Father and Son moment 🫶🏼👍🏼

[@brainbarz]

typical east side bonding moment lolol

[@user-bg7jv7pv5s]

I love the fact everyone just comes in Jerry's apartment and take anything they want from the refrigerator

[@stephenchellgren1213]

Kramer swimming in the east river, hilarious 😆😆😆🎉🎉🎉

[@enthiegavoir5955]

I never noticed that Kramer asks for the ast name like he's going to lead into another plot thread of knowing the guy, but no, just "that's right"

[@steverogers7601]

Hal, uhh..LANgerhanz!

[@Anonymous-bi2wy]

What was that exactly? 😂😂😂

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

"Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives!"

[@mysterion1899]

"four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller" Kramer spends four hours of his day in the damn river lmao

[@rincwind666]

Not like he has anything better to do

[@matthewdrucker3743]

@@rincwind666 He also has no concept of time.

[@johngonzalez4298]

The East River 🌊

[@tymz-r-achangin]

"flabby arm spanking machines" lol too funny

[@c3920]

"East River." Next Kramer will be going to the Bronxxxxsss. 😀

[@rjathar]

Amazing how Kramer could do anything he set his mind to, and yet managed to do nothing at all Guess that's what the shows about 😆

[@DarthWill3]

Sounds an awful lot like a certain song written by Roger Miller. 😜

[@drsps3280]

Kramerica industries

[@marccram2664]

​@@drsps3280whatdelay industries?😉

[@JonatasAdoM]

The common man.

[@eidetecker]

That's the most heartwarming father/son talk scene I've ever seen.

[@BigFatRaise]

Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there Jerry: Swimming Kramer: Well floating they weren't moving much but they were out there

[@stephenchellgren1213]

❤ it's gold baby❤

[@RR-xu5xk]

Kitzmiller is a great name.

[@bossfan49]

Better than Todd Gak.

[@JonatasAdoM]

I may be out in the joke, because I heard a completely different name.

[@ForexRevolution]

now that's an entrepreneur thinking right there! Kramerica

[@kandoo1316]

Kramer: " What's that guys' last name again?" Elaine: "Kitzmiller" Kramer: "Oh,that's right" 🤣

[@ryansm3417]

Def a Top 10 episode!

[@abcdefgh4404]

For Kramer, everything is allowed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nishantha574]

4:18 🤣

[@yodazx3450]

Man, I’m on the wrong floor again

[@KrugerIndustrial]

Elaine paddles so cute i love how they always run into each other

[@haydendraycott7897]

4:10 is the moment I keep coming back for :

[@marshallhenry9430]

Eastern River

[@DhooomKetu]

Kramerica swimming coaching institute could be opened by Kramer😂😂😂

[@rjathar]

They cut the part out about the carpenter who gets free reign because he was asking too many questions... The look on Kramer's face when he sees the new set up, thinks he's in the wrong apartment, and then jumps when he sees Jerry 😂😂😂

[@shonda79able]

That's a different subplot

[@rjathar]

@@shonda79able true!

[@sft8693]

Seeee. He knows. He gets me. The Y needs him. We need him ❤ Always

[@yojanderh9259]

4:30 Kramer and her bro love 💕 it

[@therealtruetwelfth798]

OMG - IT’S NOT THE “EASTERN” RIVER! Who wrote this title? 🤦‍♂️

[@phoenixzappa7366]

Furio

[@alexshank1414]

Easterner River.

[@FantometteBR]

Only in Cosmo Kramer's life

[@Kruppt808]

My bed sprung a leak. You have a water bed? Sand.... it's like sleeping on the beach.

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

Swimming 🏊‍♀️ in a lake 😅

[@nthgth]

River but yes. Actually not even a real river, just part of the ocean that's got a big important island in it

[@jamessteel9016]

Good idea, stinks pretty bad though 😂

[@yt_hatesfreespeech]

Spike Lee and a man swimming in the east river is the least of the problems in present day NYC

[@jaci76]

Luv luv luv Kramer,best laughs😂😂😂😂

[@BakitracinTugungu]

He has to hurry before Ferry traffic

[@12classics39]

"Then diving class started! Well, THAT GOT A LITTLE MESSY!" ROFL

[@yanni2112]

Where the Father and Son were standing is a Restaurant I was at in that Storm on Friday. The ViewFinders are gone tho.

[@ICantSplel]

Kitzmiller looks like he could be Tobey Maguire's Dad...

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Kreamer Kreamer 😅😅😅😅

[@aaronjschaefer]

That Kramer!

[@stephenchellgren1213]

❤ it's gold baby❤

[@thomaslatimer571]

4:10 hilarious

[@crupert23225]

Not "Eastern" river - "East" river.

[@proletariennenaturiste]

pedantics

[@bobriedel3277]

It's the East River, not the Eastern River.

[@stevenzwolinski3047]

Just hilarious

[@richman3424]

I can attest the Elizabeth river in Norfolk is pretty polluted to this day

[@RIZEorDIE]

I heard its actually safe to swim the hudson river now.

[@dontcare7086]

They say it is but I wouldn't trust it. Like 8 years ago the east river was still the 32nd most polluted river in the world. I wouldn't trust any of them.

[@soakupthesunman]

East river is not a river

[@RIZEorDIE]

@@soakupthesunman I guess you rite

[@DarkZerol]

I wouldn't even swim in most rivers without the appropriate protective equipment unless it's been chlorinated or filtered. Brain eating amoeba is an actual thing and it's incredibly deadly even if the river it's self looks relatively clear.

[@AlphaQHard]

@@DarkZerol You must live in a constant state of fear.

[@POPLSEV7]

Kramer🤣💯👍

[@dbarker7794]

Hah! Only people from Brooklyn, where Spike Lee lives, call it the "Eastern" River.

[@sean_gmc5280]

... Langerhans. Kitzmiller.

[@JD_300]

People actually do go swimming I. The east river in NYC. No joke I actually swam in the east river last summer

[@jeremytung1632]

Don’t they usually has lanes cordoned off in public pools so people can just swim back and forth without bumping into others.

[@bossfan49]

"That's where Spike Lee lives!" 😀

[@bobobrazl]

East River

[@cmnyc4286]

Why does the title refer to "Eastern" River? It doesn't exist in NYC... it's called the "East" River and is referenced many times by that name in the video.

[@nthgth]

Yeah big typo

[@SixLittleDaggers]

"Eastern" River

[@US_John]

The fact that the factories dumb polution to newyork water , the fish are large and not to be eaten. Makes it humor.

[@NachosElectric]

Uh, yeah. I guess.

[@andreasaslaksen4430]

Pretty sure that kid's in the Amanda Show

[@jeremiahhudson302]

How do I put this you been in her bed that's right 😭😭

[@kev3d]

Imagine sending a $2000+ mattress to a woman with whom you have had a single date. Yes, he wants a roll in the supportive hay.

[@barbiedahl]

Its the EAST River.

[@jaguilar718]

EAST* River

[@MERCURYSUNSET]

Kramer swims in the EASTERN River ?

[@rojsuvwi]

The East River (not "Eastern")

[@auggiecontreras8068]

It stinks, it stinks bad, it stinks real bad.

[@danielwol9414]

Why didnt kramer just tell elaines boyfriend that she gave him the mattress untill she learned it was a custom matress.

[@davidleigh443]

It's the East River not the Eastern River.

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

1:26 offensive comment

[@johncole273]

Kramer smells like east river

[@Trigonometry_Police]

*The Pool or the Puzzle Room* “Standing by the Pool” Media is not difficult to comprehend. It is about everyone having a better time than you. Or, it’s about Greek tragedies. It’s about staying out of the pool. I’m down! Yeah. I’m down. You’re going to do the whole puzzle? Sure. I’m already at CIA badge, man. “Hey! Homer! You’re falling!” I just heard a report! Shhhhccchhh. Go! Ravens. Actually, I root for the Steelers. See ya! Hey. Don’t you have the longest fingernails in the world? I’m looking up Medieval horse harnesses.

[@deenzmartin6695]

IT'S "EAST RIVER" NOT "EASTERN RIVER"

[@JD_300]

This episode makes me wish they had shown Elaine in a bikini

[@greatcoldemptiness]

What kind of last name is Kidsmeller?

[@mac888spectral7]

The kind of name they wouldn't get away with today?

[@nthgth]

A presidential one

[@shkico4513]

a catholic one

[@bossfan49]

Kitzmiller

[@dx42]

"The Eastern River"??? Umm, no, it's the "East River". OMG.

[@dx42]

Which is the way that Kramer correctly says it.

[@dx42]

Who produces this site??

[@kevinsullwold2388]

East.. it's the East River. Not Eastern.

[@kaycey7361]

Thankfully east river has gotten more cleaner now with new laws and regulations and NY people have done a good job reducing water pollution.

[@bloodwrage]

It’s still absolutely awful

[@tg3130]

The guys Elaine is seeing is, " kidsmeller". Aka joe biden

[@bertmustin]

That's definitely a divorced Dad.

[@Ifyernotawakeyet]

How do you know?

[@nthgth]

Kramer does not have any children in the show. Nor do Jerry or George, or this one-off boyfriend of Elaine's

[@redacted2275]

​@@nthgthThe dad using the Viewfinder with his son in the scene, genius...

[@redacted2275]

​@@IfyernotawakeyetThrew the wife in the river.

[@nthgth]

"laps." Lol. A straight line is not a lap.

[@bossfan49]

What do you call swimming from one end of the pool to the other and then back again? That's a lap.

[@sumaiyyaevans9097]

There's no food in those cabinets for Kramer to mooch and munch?

[@DreamDosage]

They all had to swim within a foot of each other… smh. The writing got lazy in the later years.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

I kept thinking Kramer was going to make a Biden joke, about Kidsniffer.

[@de6212]

Trump's a crook. Get over it.

[@redacted2275]

*This was aired in 1997, 25 years ago.* I don't care about Joe but I hate Seinfeld's fans with no sense of time and space, anachronism should be a iIIness.

[@Spacemutiny]

Still funny but this is around the time the show started to get dumb.

[@redacted2275]

The writers apologize, m'lard...

[@lexkanyima2195]

It was okay