The Care Bears Movie - Nostalgia Critic

Ugh. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1985's Care Bears Movie.
Originally aired on 5/11/2010.
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[@adamschlosser849]

"Do you have a house made all out of wood? For keeping you dry when it's raining?" I think my ears bled.

[@alexmansfield3268]

WHAT DID SAY SOMETHING! I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU BLOOD IS POURING OUT MY EARS DUE TO THOSE AWFUL SONG LYRICS!!!

[@magic1wizard]

when i heard it i thought my blood bled

[@taracat1235]

What the hell

[@enderninja1015]

+Adam Schlosser All our ears bled....

[@denamerritt4149]

+Enderninja101 so true

[@aaronricard6186]

"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER" I died laughing XD

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

+Aaron Ricard One of the best *Nostalgia critic* moments ever!

[@aaronpetersen6590]

That is exactly what I was going to say, and my name is also Aaron, what's the chance. Don't you hate it when people ask you if it is spelled ERIN. NO IT IS NOT. Because I'm a man, with a dick and all the accompanying other bits. I mean it's a f**king biblical name. For hells sake people get literate and read a book. Does anyone ever read these things this long after the fact? Am I speaking to the void? HELLOOOOOOOOOOO.

[@theanimationcluster7995]

+Aaron Petersen They spell me ARON and ARRON. It's annoying as heck and makes me wanna scream. So maybe there's gonna be an Aaron convention soon, eh.

[@chrismoore1608]

Is that part really in the movie?

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

Chris Moore Nope

[@R.JTehBeagle]

Fun fact: The voice of Tenderheart bear was actually also the voice of Rudolph the red nose reindeer

[@tomaO2]

Huh, yea, now that you point it out, I can hear the similarity.

[@hunterolaughlin]

It’s amazing how Billie Mae Richards could still do her Rudolph voice 21 years after Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer aired on TV. And she was 43 when she voiced Rudolph and 63 or 64 when she voiced Tenderheart. Considering how her voice still sounded the same during the 80s, she could have easily voiced Rudolph again in another special.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

That's why it sounded so familiar!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯

[@petterituovinem8412]

You mean the Rudolph the uncircumcised reindeer

[@cheneethompson5756]

Ong, thanks! I KBEW he sounded familiar!

[@1Thunderfire]

"Where was he when you needed him?" That's... a good question though. Where were the Care Bears for Nicholas?

[@starmariejackson3747]

I like Nicolas in the film.

[@ProfesserUniverse]

@@starmariejackson3747 Still doesn't answer the question

[@anathesanepanda113]

Well It’s because he’s not a girl with pretty blonde hair

[@Passions5555]

@@anathesanepanda113 he has dull blond hair though

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

What's that called? I'm sure there's some trope where villains bring up a good point. It came up in Total Drama Revenge Of The Island where the villain points out there's no way the final girl will be able to beat the jock, right as the jock runs past, hurls himself into the air, high-fives a seagull and lands on his feet.

[@user-ut7kx2jw3j]

Fun fact : This movie made more money than The black cauldron That's right, it surpassed a Disney Movie

[@user-ut7kx2jw3j]

***** I'm talking only about the budget that time.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

765 8 Seriously? Jeez, dude, that's harsh.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

765 8 Black Cauldron sucked, but I don't think it was bad enough to lose to Care Bears. The Horned King saved it from being atrocious. So I don't know what to say.

[@toonboy2015]

How embarrassing for Disney.

[@michaelbremer35]

That'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking sad

[@vilmundurgunnarsson6601]

For a song with Care-a-lot in the lyrics, the singer doesn't seem to care a lot.

[@reasyrandom]

"Care-a-lot is paying for my new car, so I might as well do it"

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Vilmundur Gunnarsson Heh, nice one.

[@raijyn2452]

Would you?

[@jamesdelong5509]

Ba dum tss

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

Oof

[@jessicasophiahong918]

"The Care-O-Meter just dropped two points!" Wow.. if this was accurate at this timeline carealot would've been gone.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

And instead of the joke being “We’re reaching Jersey levels” today it would be “We’re reaching Twitter levels.”

[@triforceofcourage100]

@@jacksongibbs8998 care-a-lot exploded after the advent of social media

[@1krani]

I like to call it the "Shits Given-O-Meter". That makes it soooo much funnier.

[@CloudiiSybilAcrhive25]

That’s fucking hilarious!!!!

[@kadenkim5193]

“Oh no, he turned them into KZbin commenters!” It hurts how true that is.

[@GreenNinjaTea]

Time for a game of disapearing bears~ wait shit im a movie early

[@kirashura_]

+GreenNinjaTea you again

[@rawrdino7046]

tomoko

[@nickolasinman9582]

+GreenNinjaTea This is not over... ...BEARS!!!!!!!

[@Launchpad05]

+GreenNinjaTea 1:17 Ooh, Powerpuff Girls!

[@SkinnyPenisP]

+GreenNinjaTea I said that too.

[@Achillez098]

"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!" Oh god I lost it there...

[@nyarlat8455]

Achillez don't you mean gods

[@KurtisC93]

"I haven't seen a book this in touch with evil since Twilight." Yep, and it's still a better love story.

[@mattyboy3576]

Buddy Twilight Sparkle X Sonic the Hedgehog was a better love story than Twilight it was still shitty but not as

[@jesuscrist3512]

Shrek is a far better love story because Shrek is a good movie

[@SitaraAleu]

Considering that Kim and Nicholas get married, yeah, it actually IS a better love story.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@SitaraAleu How do you know that's Kim?

[@michaeliv284]

The necronomicon is a better love story

[@EveryThingGirl238]

You notice after he said 'This bear seems way to happy about what this bear is doing." The bears are Secret Bear and Friend Bear.... Oh the jokes that can be made.

[@houldenmelville5530]

@שחר א.?Come to think of it are there any male Care-bears

[@momochan8920]

@@houldenmelville5530 there’s a ton. Secret is one, so is champ, good luck, tender heart, etc.

[@houldenmelville5530]

@@momochan8920 Tender-heart's a boy?

[@momochan8920]

@@houldenmelville5530 yes

[@americaroleplayer]

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

[@theproplady]

And the evil Book Spirit went on to become the training HUD lady from Cybermorph: "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?" "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?" "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?"

[@TsukiCondor]

i know

[@TsukiCondor]

Lili love your icon

[@cameronstjean1386]

+theproplady I'm looking to deep into this but at 11:20 they spelt *from* wrong they spelt it *form*

[@CodySweeso]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[@SteveCarras]

theproplady how many of these stupid films WERE there, 🐻?????

[@crono3015]

"OH NO! THEY'RE TURNING INTO KZbin COMMENTERS!?" Nice.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Crono Holds up even now.

[@thetrashman559]

Yep still the same

[@moviemaniac9034]

Michael Rosen: (clicks tongue) "Nice."

[@CrazyAlienLady051]

That still holds water lol

[@jaymz5267]

“Quiet or I will smack you with my ring hand.” Gets me every time!

[@OctacleEdits]

Is that supposed to be a Gregory Peck joke?

[@hyperhyion2300]

"Oh no, we turned them into youtube commenters!" -Nostalgia Critic, before he went insane from reviewing foodfight

[@givecamichips]

3:24 That is the sassiest, most overdramatic turn in cinematic history.

[@clareoreilly5138]

Had me dying

[@plattytheperrypus5701]

HEARD YA TALKIN TRASH AND THOUGHT I WOULDN'T HEAR IT!

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

I clicked on it and got a Glenn Youngkin ad ;-;

[@martintoder2701]

I heard you were talking shit about me

[@macaroniwhistlefox8897]

Pre-character arc Kim is my spirit animal.

[@Karonis124]

I almost did an involuntary spit take upon hearing "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKERS!" Good job, Doug.

[@bencroyle3962]

Who knew that in 2023, they would use that exact line in Shazam 2

[@d4rksonic474]

@@bencroyle3962Waitwhat-

[@CA11M3J0s]

Care Bear #25: They're lost. Somewhere between here and Earth. Me: You mean the sky?

[@crimsonmaverick8237]

Joshua Ore Dude, how can you not recognize Grumpy bear?

[@tylerking1207]

Yeah.

[@thetrashman559]

Why the hell is there a bear named "grumpy Bear" in the first place

[@jesuscrist3512]

That's called purgatory it's like hell but instead of fire and pitchforks it's super boring

[@jesuscrist3512]

@שחר א. purgatory must have gone through some remodeling since the last time I was there

[@supermariofan03]

“They’re lost. Somewhere between here and Earth.” So they’ve gone to the space between spaces?

[@MovieFan1912]

Screw the haters, I say.

[@aidenholdren2451]

"Friends, Stalkers It's All Good" True Critic True Indeed

[@liathepurplegalactichybrid3321]

It is Critic 😔

[@stevenholbrook3501]

Have

[@estebangutierrez160]

Lmao

[@alexslusher16]

"Hey, what did you do today at work?" "I watched the Care Bears Movie. >:("

[@jackbandit2114]

No money is easy enough for some people.

[@KyleRayner12]

"Hey, so did I. I mean, that was because I was bored and my supervisor never stops by, but still..."

[@SteveCarras]

Alex Schloesser I love ❤️ baby bears 🐻 just not Care Bears

[@joeymadrigal9432]

I really don’t like Care bear 😓 So it’s dumb movie

[@julieporter7805]

I read Pride and Prejudice. Who had the worst job, Critic?😉🤣

[@PidgeyHowler]

"Do you have a house that's made out of wood?" "Neither do you, I can see yours is clearly made of bricks."

[@sammysawshank6011]

8:56 “And if they never followed it, why would they have a giant sailboat on standby?-“ *Quiet or I will smack you with my ring hand*

[@ArtsyPuppy]

I want Carebears Civil War now

[@Jonathanest90s]

The question is, which side? Care Bears Cousins or Care Bears?

[@Jonathanest90s]

+Alternate Potato ok?

[@Outlaw7263]

+JONATHAN PINZON robot chicken did it, care-a-lot becomes New Jersey

[@Jonathanest90s]

+Outlaw7263 oh yeah forgot about that. But still.

[@Outlaw7263]

JONATHAN PINZON yes it should happen, but instead of civil war it would be a pg version or WW2

[@lpswerido688]

I was one of the stupid kids who loved this movie

[@ItsYaBoyRJ]

same

[@ItsYaBoyRJ]

sadly

[@everythingandnothing9412]

Me to

[@evanharmon2328]

Yeah but you were just a kid

[@rooplal5152]

I'm only 13 so I was spared the brain trauma.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

This was my first nostalgia critic review. It's rather nostalgic, actually 😂😂😂😂 It's also funny cause I loved care bears as a kid.

[@ChannelAwesome]

Nostalgic on Nostalgia Critic :)

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

@@ChannelAwesome holy crap I didn't expect a response. Awesome!

[@Grym0626]

Care Bears movie II was my first Nostalgia Critic review!

[@sarahwalter7198]

2:27 I actually like this line. You know how people try telling you to “get over” your depression or like not to be depressed. This line is basically saying your feelings valid. (I’m reading too much into it)

[@tomaO2]

Or emotions you feel you need to hide.

[@ChaoticKide]

Any kindergarten teacher is more than happy to watch any movie, if it means all the kids will shut up and sit and watch it.

[@liamroberson440]

Chaotic team My kindergarten teacher once let us watch Spider-Man 3 and forgot when Peter slaps MJ

[@moviemaniac9034]

@@liamroberson440 Really??

[@cttnxgacha2543]

@@liamroberson440 lucky

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@liamroberson440 When I was in elementary, the teachers let us watched Ghost Ship and the opening scene really scarred my life. NOW, THIS MADE ME WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

[@Jarod-sm5rf]

Show them the loony tunes.

[@endercreeper8394]

"Where did YOU learn to fly?"

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

Skalopulton301 Who ever came up with this an an asshole! Whoever came up with this is an assh***! Ass! Hole...? Assh***! TV makes so much sense

[@endercreeper8394]

The girl in the book reminds me of that

[@Mrsbluedog55]

I too like avgn! lol!

[@stormstrider1990]

"Hey, Death Kitty, Sic em!"

[@cryingwithrage]

It's the floating green bitch head!

[@benm5970]

9:41 Can you imagine being the makers of this movie, hearing the kid sing this in the recording studio and having to be like "...yeah, good job, that was good"

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

Decades later after loving this movie as a kid, and I just have to wonder how Mr. Cherrywood managed to avoid PTSD from the whole Spirit thing.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

The care bears are world renowned therapists :)

[@EdmondDantes224]

Maybe he received plenty of.... Caring ;)

[@thesaltyzoroark6638]

2:56 Kids who've stopped caring?! Oh god no, they're Emos!!

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

The Lucky Zoroark Yare Yare daze.

[@robertstephen8372]

The Lucky Zoroark FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC🏳️‍🌈🇦🇨🇦🇩🇦🇪🇦🇫🇦🇬🇦🇮🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇴🇦🇶🇦🇷🇦🇸🇦🇹🇦🇺🇦🇼🇦🇽🇧🇬🇧🇷🇧🇸🇧🇭🇦🇿🇧🇦🇧🇮🇧🇹🇧🇼🇧🇯🇧🇧🇧🇩🇧🇲🇧🇾🇧🇿🇧🇳🇧🇪🇧🇫🇧🇴🇨🇦🇨🇼🇨🇱🇨🇨🇨🇩🇨🇲🇨🇽🇨🇾🇨🇳🇨🇫🇨🇬🇨🇴🇨🇿🇩🇪🇨🇷🇨🇭🇨🇮🇨🇺🇩🇯🇩🇰🇨🇻🇨🇰K

[@lilclownkitty1571]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.... eh I don't care

[@damondodson9414]

Emos are people who are emotional don't confuse emo with Goth cause Goth is just a fashion style

[@JacX1]

Zoroark. Is that Arthur from Swors in the stone making a derped out face? Lol That's awesome.

[@thecinematicmind]

"Carealot, is paying for my new caaaarr!" "So might as well just do it!" Very accurate to what I always thought Carole must had been like recording that song.

[@gianinabadami5341]

When you compare it to her other songs like the theme song to Gilmore Girls, yeah

[@tylerking1207]

🎶 Care-a-lot is a place you like to be. Riding on a cloud. Care-a-lot, it's a rainbow fantasy... for clouding out loud. Critic sings: 🎶 Care-a-lot is paying for my new car. So I'll might as well do it.

[@sandwichmonster7067]

9:55 *Close-up shot of Wormy's face from Spongebob* Friend Bear: *Screams*

[@cryingwithrage]

this is R rated compared to a troll in central park.

[@izaiahblake2555]

XB1Gaming Creeper 👍true. That atrocious movie make this look like an adult film

[@SlashinatorZ]

that movie makes the Land Before Time sequels look like One Punch Man

[@zooemperor3954]

True. In fact A Troll in Central Park makes some of the Alpha and Omega sequels look like they’re doggone Oscar Worthy!

[@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376]

In Doug’s words “Fucking BUTCH”

[@Plamspam07]

More like nc 17

[@stormstrider1990]

Braveheart? More like "Failheart".

[@dob4870]

XD

[@HungerGamesFan88]

+Prince Stormstrider Playfail Monkey and Pussyheart Penguin

[@singulartrout]

FFFRRRRREEEEEDDDOOOOMMM!

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

wouldn't Failheart be like a heart attack?

[@jayblade2000]

They may take our lives, but they will never take OUR MARKETIBILITY!

[@mistressciel4859]

Why dose tender heart sound like Rudolph from those Christmas movies

[@SteveCarras]

Mistress Ciel same voice mistress Billie Mae Richards

[@haleighcrawley7713]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who knew that reference.

[@disneytriviabuff8188]

10:04 The reason they included the bee scene was because they needed something to rhyme with the last set of lyrics which ended with "rose" and "pillows". However, knowing that, you could ask ''is that really the best you could do?"

[@thehomie6059]

Nostalgia critic + care bears = Care bears apocalypse = End of the world = no more care bear movies.

[@alexmansfield3268]

So in the end, it paid off pretty good

[@somethingciremovies1651]

+William Johnson Sounds like a necessary sacrifice.

[@chinococoa6743]

+William Johnson XD

[@123Yellowberry123]

+William Johnson So Care Bears = no Care Bears

[@celestecolon2362]

So, if the only way to get care bear movies to stop being made is ending the world, does that mean that voting for Trump stops this?

[@marcuswalker3409]

Even Yzma's voice is not as creepy as that of this Necronomicon with a lady's face!

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

That book must've been Yzma reincarnated

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@Shadamyfan-rs8xc Yzma wasn't supposed to be scary, though. You're not supposed to take that movie too seriously.

[@MovieFan1912]

That villain is tame compared to The Horned King.

[@happymadface6691]

You forgot the scene where Nicholas chases the poor orphan kids through the abandoned fun house while he tried to shoot all the Care Bears (My personal favorite scene from when I was a kid)

[@sarahwalter7198]

“Doh THIS IS WHY YOUVE NEVER HAD A FRIEND” I’m dead!

[@trnhope05]

This bugged me the first time I saw it. The reason that Secret Bear could retrieve the key is because it had been secreted away by the book. Secrets are his schtick. If they LOST the key, then it's not in a secret place, it's lost, and they can't get it back. They didn't lose the key, she teleported it away.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Ok that makes some level of sense, not much sense (because if he lost it somewhere it would be a secret of where it is to absolutely everyone!) but some sense.

[@SkinnyPenisP]

Time for a game of disappearing bears.

[@CitpostShentral]

+Derpy Walrus *insert comment about splatoon hentai here*

[@SkinnyPenisP]

The S.E.A. *Inset lie about it totally not being what it seems even though it totally is what it seems*

[@ingmaster5]

+Derpy Walrus One of my favorite lines of dialogue ever written.

[@DatBastardOni]

+Derpy Walrus Time for a game of disappearing censor bars.

[@CrewsTheWildDawg]

Movie early

[@CosmicPotato740]

12:35 *IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE*

[@millsykooksy4863]

taste the rainbow mf'er

[@teddybetts3254]

🤣 That Was pretty fuckin' funny.

[@CosmicPotato740]

@@teddybetts3254 For that movie it was the best statement 🤣👏

[@zombiekillers2024]

12:38

[@carlzson299]

4:44 "Where did you learn to fly?"

[@antoniomerette8393]

“Where did you learn to be an a**hole?!”

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

Can anyone imagine what it would look like if a Care Bear randomly appears before the Jedi Council in the Star Wars prequels?

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

+Saphiria TheBlueDragonKnight They allowed Jar Jar Banks in their presence so sky's the limit.

[@dogedude2847]

Saphiria TheBlueDragonKnight Jedi:do you know the force Care Bear:force is bad,you should use caring Jedi:we are fighting against an all-mighty evil empire,and your just gonna run up and hug them Care Bear:exactly Jedi:guys,we found cannonfodder

[@isaacgleeth3609]

Still more believable than midichlorians.

[@wiibrockster]

Saphiria TheBlueDragonKnight Care Bear Jedi??

[@ben_dover97]

Anakin would murder them murder them all.

[@katefresina832]

A few years ago I worked at a daycare center, and one day it was raining really bad, and to keep the kids calm we played all of the Care Bear movies....yeah try having spending the entire day watching nothing but Care Bears

[@SteveCarras]

Poor baby bear.

[@SteveCarras]

LOL I care for you...

[@dancepiglover]

Were you in a house made all out of wood to keep everyone dry while it was raining?

[@hydreigoncommander2043]

12:37 I'll be needing this stamp sometime in the future.

[@andysokal1564]

3:24 Kim and Jason have friends. Named Zachary Trini Billy, Tommy, Bulk and Skull.

[@billymccrary2246]

I see what you did.

[@lunayoshi]

Scary!Nicholas used to scare the shit out of me as did that black cloud of evilness and eyebrows. It was kind of nice having the happy animals sing songs in between. Maybe that's why it was so effective--bit of mood whiplash, find some comfort after exposure to scary shit, maybe... I dunno. I just liked the pretty colors myself and hated that there was only one green bear.

[@shopkinspesky]

lunayoshi but he’s the good luck bear, and green represents luck, so that makes sense that the care bear is green.

[@Domorrigana]

I watched this movie on acid once. It was incredible.

[@christopherscharf8185]

DoeEyedDeer - did you see any difference?

[@starless1444]

Christopher Scharf Acid doesn't change much on what you see (depending on how pure it is) but rather how you experience colors. Your mind basically comes to life visually so you can experience visuals at a heightened sense.

[@Quackervoltz]

Don't do drugs.

[@kadenkim5193]

XD

[@cheneethompson5756]

Did you see any pink elephants? Lol!

[@seriousspikesam7770]

Time for a game of disappearing bears... oh wait, wrong movie. Love to (re)visit these classic episodes every now and then.

[@hannahbrennan2131]

This is the movie that beat The Black Cauldron in it's opening weekend? The Black Cauldron was flawed, but it wasn't this bad. There is no justice in this world.

[@DrakeLord213]

Parents wishing to placate younglings > Parents wishing to traumatize younglings For the record, I agree that Black Cauldron not getting its proper rep as a result is sad, but I can't really say it doesn't make sense.

[@itreallybelikethatdoe829]

12:36 You're Welcome

[@marakarthegreat]

14:43 Remember me eddie?!

[@shopkinspesky]

it really be like that doe lol the Care Bears literally MURDERED a crow, and they don’t even hecking care about the crow the whole rest of the time!

[@henry1690]

13:55 The animation was perfectly synchronized with the audio...that's a bit unusual...

[@Imaginator99]

It really does fit well with what he's saying

[@johnnymoon]

That bit about them floating through space is fucking gold

[@dancepiglover]

Did you notice the grave stone on the bear’s stomach? 😂

[@WerehogFan18]

So Kim and Jason just decides to become friends with an evil psycho who (with his evil spell book) tried to kill them several times throughout the whole movie. Wow; they obviously did it out of fear, to make sure Nichols doesn't go insane; turn the world into hell; and kill them again. If I were those kids, I'd wouldn't bother doing that, just kill Nichols and get rid of the spell book. Sure that's dark but it's why parents said to stay away from stranger dangers.

[@damienofthedamned]

"They never made it to Earth!" "What do you mean?!" TALK TO ME, SCOTTY! You're the only one who knows how to work this thing!!

[@susanaalmeida593]

The very first NC video I've ever seen and it's still one of my favorites.

[@CoolEric258]

+Susana Almeida That was your first? OMG TWINSIES!!1!

[@SennaHawx]

+CoolEric's Reviews TRIPLETS!

[@CoolEric258]

***** Quadrluplets

[@Artistic_Storm]

+Susana Almeida another Space Dandy fan oh baby

[@Shorty_Hutch]

Same. The first u can always return to and never loses its punch :)

[@benm5970]

Why do all the other animals make real animal sounds but the lion's is just the voice actor doing the roar himself? Was an actual lion's roar "too scary" for the kids watching?

[@christiandeepe6414]

Ben McDonald probably. Have you heard a real lion’s roar? It’s pretty intense.

[@Spameggssausage]

then why aren't kids scared of MGM movies?

[@zooemperor3954]

Spameggssausage maybe cause it’s also because it’s not the long.

[@zooemperor3954]

Ben McDonald yes a big cat roar is pretty intense. Maybe little kids would be too scared of a roar that is literally almost as loud as thunder!

[@norht161]

Well yes but.... ok... i cant make a witty comment to get my out of this bullshit

[@cjolejnik7065]

12:37, and thus our friend Doug has made a scene that would become a legendary meme

[@littlezorkie9311]

Look dude, Care Bears was my THANG back when I was little! I still have a care bear plush that I cherish and will cherish forever!!! It's a really awesome bear! Ok? I don't WATCH Care Bears but, this bear will ALWAYS, always, ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart

[@wiibrockster]

Kyouko Pocky lover12 Same. I pretty much grew up to be Grumpy Bear.

[@mimsilvernote]

Kyouko Pocky lover12 At least the 80’s Care Bears were good, forget that newer CGI bullshit

[@punchy207]

have you ever burned one of the plushies at the stake that was a badass bar mitzvah i tell you what

[@blooperbooks]

I know a movie series that will leave you cringing, you should review some Barbie movies.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Or Rainbow Brite. 😂

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Sarah Rundell you crazy?!? Those will kill him

[@moonchild243]

NC should review Barbie! Lol

[@kittylover62]

He already did Frozen

[@kingofthebis1068]

Kawaii Channel Yeah good idea

[@shopkinspesky]

3:18 I feel bad for laughing so hard at this

[@YassineTorchani-dc2cm]

In fact, I dunno if I should be laughing or crying

[@ianp.j.c.5615]

Just imagine a torture service or something: the participants say "I don't care" and they tell the bears that the unlucky person said the phrase. They are SO inhumanly sweet, that the person being tortured begins to have psychological damage. It's just a random thing that I thought.

[@hambonetecumseh4688]

THAT BEE SCENE HAD A BEE FLYING OVER A BIRD. OH MY GOSSOODALS THEY'RE TRYING TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Hambone Tecumseh that’s what happened if people care way too much

[@Mira_Dunia]

"How can you say that with any pride?" Well, if you're a preschool or kindergarten teacher or assistant; Editor, Professional Criti--oh hey!

[@dorothyallspice1862]

Or someone who is watching a childhood favorite through rose tinted glasses.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

The movie turns 35 today! I watched it a few years back ever since Doug reviewed it It’s short and harmless Dumb at times but still strictly for children

[@Double-R-Nothing]

3:17 The joke that sent me into wheezing fits and properly introduced me to the Nostalgia Critic

[@MineKynoMine]

This movie is amazing when you're high

[@michalmizerak2102]

Where did you learn to fly? AVGN reference to Atari Jaguar episode

[@chunkybrewster2581]

Kim and Jason. Helped by colored friends. HOLY SHIT!!! POWER RANGERS!!!

[@nozinuclear9490]

POWER RANGERS WHY

[@RiNicku1ous]

Documentarian It's morphin time! Pterodactyl! Tyrannosaurus! Power Rangers!

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

chunkybrewster858 Ikr? I thought I was the only one who made that connection, man.

[@dialga236]

Go go Power Rangers! BERRR NERRR NER NER NER NERR

[@frogg002]

lol your pfp

[@autobotproductions1244]

Anyone else think the book creature sounds like Maleficient

[@nickmanzo8459]

Autobot Productions Personally I think she sounds more like the wicked queen from Snow White (before turning into a crone of course). She doesn’t sound old enough to be Maleficent or Lady Tremaine.

[@moviemaniac9034]

She sounds like Zira from "The Lion King II" in my opinion honestly.

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

That main Care Bear has the same voice as Rankin Bass’ Rudolph. Weird.

[@memethyst]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ON THAT

[@christiantracey1479]

Hasn't anyone realize that Tenderheart Bear sounds like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer??

[@memethyst]

same voice actress

[@frogg002]

voiced by billie mae richards

[@norht161]

Yeah

[@kaifanjctheoneandonly124]

There was also a VHS combo of The Christmas movies called 'Rudolph and Friends' (ngl the Christmas Care Bear movie was a bit... plot hole full)

[@whatiftherewasanun]

So, Kim and Jason are the main kids' names. Those are literally the names of a third of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, including Tommy.

[@scottvasquez1401]

Looks like Shazam owes you royalties for that Taste the Rainbow line.

[@AndrewsMagicandMore]

6:33 Not only do we have Mickey Rooney in a Care Bears movie, it also have Rudolph's voice (Billy Mae Richards) too

[@IsabellePinamena]

If I were walking along and two technicolor, speaking bears fell from the skies, I wouldn't just walk away grouchily.

[@MSTe98]

Anyone else want to see more of that Spirit Book. Her name could be Libra, or something.

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

MSTe98 it's funny because library And she's a book Hon hon hon

[@moonchild243]

I want to see more of the David Bowie book

[@icecreamhero2375]

libro is book in spanish also nah

[@prehistorichero2755]

I think that book was a Necronomicon from the Evil Dead series. Someone call Ash Williams!

[@burningsexuality1540]

@@prehistorichero2755 the necronomicon is from the Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos, not evil dead.

[@dancepiglover]

2:20 That face always cracks me up. It's the perfect reaction to those lyrics.

[@Thunderdransword]

3:07 best part in the review

[@mdudegamer]

I used to love this movie as a kid. But, yeah, it's pretty... eh. Villain was pretty creepy, though.

[@SugarKitten77]

Care Bears vs. the evil dead

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Darian Claybourn Desires being defeated by something made for children? That's hilarious!

[@Retro80sMan1]

Groove

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

That would either be the most horrific Kids movie or the tamest horror movie in cinematic history

[@ashwen337]

@@ninjaturtlefan2003 really? And what about 9

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

@@ashwen337 Never saw it tbh

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

I genuinely liked this movie. I'm actually a huge fan of the Care Bears and it all started with this and The Big Wish Movie.

[@Saranoh2009]

The characters are just so cute. I’ll always love all this stuff for nostalgic reasons.

[@HunterSlayer2727]

At least with my little pony in the 1980s. Megan (The human girl) reacts like a normal human when she meets a colourful winged pony. Lol Everyone in this movie doesn't give a shit about magic talking teddy bears.

[@isaacgleeth3609]

That's what bothers me about people reacting to talking animals or mystical creatures in children/family movies. I applaud the movies that either show the people reacting like, "HOLY SHIT!!! A talking bear," or, "A talking bear--this can't be real!!"

[@SteveCarras]

Yes, I remember Megan was also a teenage girl, 13-14 years old, NOT a 5-6 little old..

[@unwelldanny7108]

@@SteveCarras Teenage girl? Too old to be talking to magical ponies

[@SteveCarras]

@@unwelldanny7108 LOL!

[@ShazeemKhan]

MLP was my thing & care bears too esp the cartoon series. Loved No Heart & Shrieky was awesome

[@catattack7639]

Is nobody gonna talk about th@ bunny who's basically Sonic from a different dimension?

[@nozinuclear9490]

GOTTA GO FAST

[@catattack7639]

Who-a?

[@diamorphoses]

C ' M O N , S T E P I T U P ! Y O U R 'E T O O S L O W

[@TheArceusftw]

Does anyone Ship Sonic and Swiftheart?

[@TheArceusftw]

But a man can dream can't he?

[@CutieHoney13]

Anyone else slightly distracted by the care bear's tails? They looked like tufts of fur clenched between their butt cheeks. o.O

[@Somebody9666]

I think that 🐝bee scene are to teach children they are friendly and very important. I can't think of any children cartoon were they either made bees the villian or killed much on screen. It's always gentle.

[@MisterOutcast]

Fun fact: This movie actually grossed higher at the box office than The Black Cauldron. Let me repeat it again just to make sure you're reading it right: The Black Cauldron.....was beaten at the box office....BY THE *CARE BEARS MOVIE!!!* Really makes you think, doesn't it?

[@MovieFan1912]

I can imagine so many jokes about this if someone made a Roast of Disney.

[@daroachdoggjr5799]

the care bears deserved the same violent character purge the transformers got in their G1 movie. I'd pay to see that

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Bolbi Stragnavowski Frankly, I'd love to use Ben 10's Omnitrix and use one of his giant aliens to make them into mashed bear-tatoes.

[@isaacgleeth3609]

Though, the movie would be improved with Orson Welles talking about peas.

[@wiibrockster]

Bolbi Stragnavowski I would have loved that! Would they fight Unicron??

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

Robot Chicken did an ethnic cleansing skit. They brutally took out all the care bear cousins.

[@MidnightSonnet]

My childhood.

[@wiibrockster]

Midnight Sonnet I have a Care Bear Onsie

[@SteveCarras]

I'm twice as old, so I didn't grow up with them..

[@animeAJproductions]

Care Bear Cousins RULE!!

[@julieporter7805]

I actually liked the movies better than the series. Bright Heart Raccoon and Grumpy Bear are my favorites. I had a Bedtime Bear when I was little. It was a gift when I had lazy eye surgery. I had him for a long time but alas I don't know where he is now.

[@beepsparks2835]

I had a care bear plushie.

[@junior214223]

Wow, can't believe the Care bears got both Santa and Rudolph to do the voice overs

[@SunBunz]

13:48 Still gives me the chills 30+ years later. 😳

[@TheShadowgirlaa12]

Ew I went to the time stamp on pause mode XD

[@GustavoRodriguez-qr5po]

Does Brave heart remind anyone of Hercule Satan for Dragon Ball Z?

[@spider-neet9463]

oh my god yes

[@jugsyarts]

lets see tries to act brave but is actually a big weenie yeah he's Hercule Satan

[@jugsyarts]

He's Hercule Satans fursona

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

I met Hercule's voice actor once at a Jafax convention when I was in middle school, just saying.

[@brayanargandonaflorentino548]

Reapermaskhybrid more like "just saiyan"

[@catsantos353]

"Were not your friends." *SICK BURN*🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏼

[@melodycwastaken]

12:37 so THATS where that audio came from

[@seanshogun1957]

12:38 my second favorite NC quote