Care Bears Nutcracker - Nostalgia Critic

[@brianweber4170]

11:40: "We weren't attacking you." 11:25: "Attack! Attack!" Short-term memory loss?

[@kylemorello4787]

Too be fair, I think they meant the train. The Care Bears still call him out on.

[@FizzleFX]

The nutcracker is NUTS :D

[@HeilRay]

He spent too much time in a society.

[@spartin001full]

@@HeilRay I think he spent too much time in the nut house.

[@stefanpoirier6810]

DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR

[@ScottsShots]

Grumpy bear is probably my favorite bear. He's the ur example of chaotic good, and brings in a lot of moral complexity--he cares about others, but his own unhappiness begs the question--does he care about himself? How can he fight for good cheer if he has none? Does he use his own suffering to inflict suffering on people worse than him, such as the Rat King?

[@kylemorello4787]

And he has an actual persona, unlike the other bears, aside from Secret Bear (where was she anyway in these sequels? She was adorable, and my second favorite).

[@jesuis6068]

Grumpy Bear has always been my favorite bear (I don't know why but I've always had a thing for grumpy characters... Even as a kid I couldn't stand all this rainbow magic and so found the grumpy one relatable), but now you've brought a level of depth to his character I didn't expect. I need to go watch this movie again just for him.

[@_12k70]

Maybe is not that Grumpy Bear is unhappy, but instead he fears that, if he shows too much weakness, he'll end up allowing the people he TRULLY CARE to be hurt

[@aceofflames4572]

I love how three people in a row took that seriously XD

[@americaroleplayer]

Originally the care bears were used to express your own emotions. Sleepy? Snuggle up with Good Night Bear. Happy? Cheer Bear's your girl! But grumpy, an emotion many kids feel- have Grumpy Bear. He was always my favorite too. :)

[@Sonichero151]

I just like to imagine Batman sleeping on top of a building every night waiting for ANY signal to appear and if it's not for him he just goes right back to sleep.

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

Danny Caracciolo That...makes so much sense.

[@LiaManila]

Batman: Signal? Oh Care bears they got it. *Goes back to sleep* Zzzzzz.

[@kameronhall4448]

"Huh bats?" *looks up* "Oh Selina's got it"

[@dannyfenlon2476]

so when a superman signal comes up does batman get pissed?

[@Sonichero151]

It's like when Reaper from overwatch Counts to 76, He gets triggered for a second and goes right back to sleep

[@Slipy61]

8:39 I LOVE how Batman is like "Oh yeah, the Care Bears can handle this. They're very capable"

[@Tareltonlives]

Because that's what Tchaikovsky intended: colorful bears and dollar store toys fighting drunk Jafar.

[@reasyrandom]

That's bootleg drunk Jafar. The original drunk Jafar was the Wizard guy from the last movie.

[@jayswizzle4519]

Tareltonlives you have no idea how accurate that is

[@harrysavva9630]

Hahahahahaa

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Still better than The Nutcracker in 3D

[@МаксимЛяшко-и3ъ]

Tareltonlives An edit: Ernst Theodor Amadeus Hoffmann instead of Tchaikovsky.

[@bjj1998]

The Barbie version had a better surprise reveal

[@peter_pansexual6243]

And the music actually fits. As far as I'm aware of its the only movie version that includes ballet dancing

[@rogue7723]

I'm hoping Critic one day reviews the Barbie movies.

[@GBmovieluv]

After seeing his Totally Spies the movie review I wonder if it would be like that

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

YES!! I LOVED that movie as a kid!

[@TheDoctor2007]

@@rogue7723 that sounds fun XD I’m a fan of the movies I’ve had to hunt down the movies at goodwill :/ I would rent them all the time at blockbuster as a kid

[@Tigerfire75]

Well now we know why Grumpy is Grumpy. He does all the work

[@katysikkema]

“Why does this universe hate him so much?”

[@gaarahotaru3827]

Poor Grumpy. He will always be my favorite.

[@garthdavis2502]

Now Grumpy is a character I can relate to.

[@she_bear_aurora]

I actually read in a book I had as a kid that the reason he's grumpy all the time is because he absorbs the kid's sadness so they can be happy again. He literally says it himself. "I'm Grumpy Bear. My job is to take all the rain clouds away so you can be happy again."

[@sky-sx5gt]

@@she_bear_aurora i feel bad for him and the sad kids now.

[@TheUnholyHandGrenade]

3:14 "Time for a game of disappearing brain cells." Gotta use that more often when I'm on a political site.

[@HeilRay]

Simple Weirdo Or Twitter. Yes it is.

[@luxtenax9175]

The only reason I know about that Care Bears franchise is because of the Critic's reviews on the movies. I'm surprised that they were so popular that they got several movies released.

[@jakejutras2733]

They were everywhere and very relevant in the late 80's early 90's

[@CaramellNeko]

+Adrian Fahrenheit I actually really liked the Care Bears as a small child (before Sailor Moon came along lol). I mean, they're cute, fluffy teddybears with magical symbols on their bellies. Grumpy bear was my favourite xDD ...Now that I think about it. Aren't those bears similar to those ponies we have nowadays? Don't those also have symbols on them and use magic?

[@luxtenax9175]

CaramellNeko And I think they co-existed with those ponies for a while, right? how come only the ponies became popular? D:

[@CaramellNeko]

Adrian Fahrenheit The Care Bears were popular, too. It's just that they were only popular among really small children, and not among adult men...at least I don't THINK they were ._. All them questions!

[@luxtenax9175]

CaramellNeko Ah, I see. At least the care bears had the audience they were targeting, unlike the ponies which are targeted to little girls, and yet adult men and women think it's targeted towards them lol

[@katysikkema]

“What innocent creatures have horns on their heads?” Unicorns

[@Hero_2222]

Katy S. Gravity falls taught me otherwise...

[@wizardvozk5874]

Katy S. Until they give you the stabby stabby.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Ducktales (2017) begs to differ

[@ethnictendo]

And cows. 🐄

[@Zelia_Wolf]

Never played Terraria a. have you?

[@Shadoboy]

IIRC, Grumpy Bear exists in that show because it's supposed to teach kids being grumpy isn't really a bad thing. You know, that whole "showing your feelings" lesson shows try to show.

[@KnakuanaRka]

Shadoboy But they never seem to get it right.

[@fredarok579]

But the show doesn’t seem to agree.

[@GBmovieluv]

The "showing your feelings lesson is done better in Inside Out. Sure Anger was causing a few problems and it was sadness that saved the day but still

[@americaroleplayer]

Yeah. It was weird that he was the ONLY negative emotion shown though.

[@LeoandLamb]

Here’s a fun fact, the Vizier is voiced by Don Franks; a TV star from the 60s whose done a lot of voice acting; Including Mok from Rock & Rule. Also, his daughter is VA Cree Summer: The green M&M, Foxxy Love, She-hulk, Kida from Atlantis, Numbuh 5 in CKND, Elmyra, Penny from Inspector Gadget etc. And she voiced the main girls from the first two Care Bear movies.

[@mana_beast_beats1114]

---- I wish that NC would do "Kingdom Chums - Original Top 10" think of a really sappy Care Bears rip off but it's Christian and the "Top 10" is all songs based on the 10 Commandments...... Lol.

[@TheShadowgirlaa12]

That is awesome. I did not know that. Mok is so cool and to think his daughter is Summer? Great voice actress!

[@stefanpoirier6810]

Cree Summer also voiced Susie Carmichael from Rugrats n Cleo from Clifford, the Big Red Dog. RIP John Ritter

[@eddieolshefski6467]

@@TheShadowgirlaa12And Numbuh 5 from CN:KND 😀

[@Nick-ty9us]

This was not one of his best performances because he probably had poor voice dictation because he had done better work before in the past and after this

[@yszman6478]

Well who knew that little girl would grow up to be Twilight Sparkle. All seriousness aside the girl voicing Anna would grow up to be one of the best voice actresses ever.

[@Krebons1200]

One the most diverse, too

[@briansivley2001]

yszman Well she had to start from somewhere she wasn't well-known from the beginning she had to earn it.

[@derekstronf1837]

Tara is a stron Actor... And hot....

[@amitaikatz5929]

And her friend Cree Summer was in the first two Care Bears movies

[@HarmonyBunny]

And Bubbles.

[@jeniii97]

I've seen this review probably 20 times and when Critic says "....YAY, SLAVERY!" It cracks me up every time.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I giggle when he says destroy the bear cubs.

[@julieporter7805]

That and the conversation about the blond haired blue eyed girls are some of the jokes I keep laughing at. "One day Mein fuhrer we will build the master race!" (Cut to Hitler with a Care Bear's head).

[@tjmario64]

"Time for a little game of disappearing beers".

[@ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472]

GarbageHumanTJM64 a good description of watching this movie

[@randalgraves6979]

Picked Beats 🤢

[@KnakuanaRka]

I think the line is “disappearing brain cells”, but yeah, a lot of beers sure are going to disappear if you want to get through this nonsense.

[@kishinasura1989]

Everyone participating wins because they can forget

[@deoxys3869]

“Time for a game of disappearing brain cells” 😆😈

[@romancewriter1]

Omg Tara Strong was in this as Anna. She was called Tara Charendoff as that was before she got married and she was 14 or 15 when she was in this film

[@moonymonster]

RomanceWriter1 upgrade on last names huh

[@arthas640]

it never cease to amaze me that Tara Strong has been everything from Ben Tennyson to Twilight Sparkle to Raven to Meg Gryphon to this

[@tr973x]

HOLY CRAP, really? 😱😱😱😱

[@arthas640]

@@tr973x it makes an odd kind of sense that Tara Strong would go from a saccharine kids show from the 80s like this and eventually wind up in MLP

[@donalds980]

Which character did she play

[@FullMoonHowl]

That face he makes with "Answer the question!" tickles me every time. I rewatch this one specifically for it.

[@Lars-ze2xf]

"Pogo to death" wasn't that a thing in "The Leprechaun"?

[@randalgraves6979]

Also in July of 2016 😏

[@jessicamccollough965]

Ya

[@suzanneclark7706]

Got a Golden Chainsaw

[@kawaiiprincess3607]

Aw yes, the movie with the Little Shit!

[@sloanchason4081]

i was thinking the exact same thing xd

[@alexlemonds2838]

In truth I'd probably be a grumpy bear too if I lived in such a nauseatingly cutesy place like care-a-lot.

[@darthcinema4262]

I'd be super annoyed and become even more of an edge lord than I already am

[@klimmr]

8:40 Go back to sleep Batman. You're too badass to be associated with Care Bears.

[@DJTRANCENDENCE]

klimmr3021 batman might as well be a care bear as he refuses to kill people........which results in the villains constantly escaping and killing more innocent people......the blood is on batmans hands because he could've ended it so many times.......

[@MrPiccoloku]

Yeah. You kinda got a point there.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

Still funny to imagine what a Batman crossover with the Care Bears would be like. XD

[@tr973x]

Don’t get involved Bruce, it’s not worth it 😕

[@deoxys3869]

Dio Brando Just go and help them Batman!

[@Ryowhosakazaki]

At 3:33 - He mentioned the Nutcracker 3D in 2014. 4 Years later... He reviewed it. Then he said that the Care Bears in Nutcracker was more faithful than this.

[@henryhammond7393]

Hmm, all the while watching this I was expecting the elephant in the room to show up and be like, "Isn't this one of the 11 movies you said you would never review?"

[@guilhermehank4938]

TheDreReichDude I know, right?

[@henryhammond7393]

I'm not calling him out in that Douchy McNitpick sort of way either, I just thought it would be worth noting with the elephant. I get it, the Nostalgia Critic kind of peaked years back, Doug wanted to do something else but his audience didn't follow him into the new territory so he had to go back to doing NC and was basically out of things to do, so he had to dip into things he said he'd never do. I'll admit, I find them interesting now and then, and I actually like his editorials but I won't hold it against him for continuing the NC out of necessity to keep business going.

[@PalmerDudeGamingChannel]

i really dont see that much of a difference tbh sure he was different back then but unlike many other content creators i think he did change for the better, and alot of those old jokes were kind of forced, non-sensical and a tad unfunny i mean the one with the pumpkin was random as hell

[@83staceyann]

+TheDreReichDude Yeah, but can't people change their minds and form new opinions or ideas? I'd get bored if the content creators I love never grew or evolved. Maybe pointing it out with the elephant or Mr. McNitpick would be a fun wink, acknowledging the change in his previously stated idea... but sometimes that's irritating (not with NC specifically but with anyone who is like: I'm pointing this out, so now that makes it okay - but really it's so I can make the joke first and take the wind out of the sails of all the commenters who would do it if I didn't) and it also highlighting that he is doing something he said he wouldn't - which would only rally the "YOU'VE CHANGED!" chorus more. ...Well, that was going to be my two cents but I've rambled on about a half-dollar's worth now!

[@unlawfulduck1307]

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[@dancepiglover]

10:13 "Did someone say 'I don't care'?" Cue the Care Bears.

[@Tytoalba777]

If you thought the Care Bear Stare had power, wait until you see the Care Bear Glare... Terrifying

[@howdypardner6278]

The Care Bear Eye Roll

[@fredarok579]

The Care Bear Stare-But-Try-To-Make-It-Look-Like-They’re-Not-Staring-When-You-Look-Over.

[@CadDriftarus]

The Care Bear Thousand-Yard-Stare

[@MustraOrdo]

The Care Bear Wink

[@_12k70]

When you stare into the Care Bear...the Care Bear stares back at you

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

Now that I think about it, I actually really want to see the Care Bears take on an African Warlord. Like seriously, they go to save the child soldiers, and the villain has this tragic backstory tied up with the fallout of European colonialism and exploitation, and they like help him work through the psychological trauma and be a better person and it's just all done totally seriously with nothing overly cartoony or goofy. And the audience is like, "Did I seriously just see that?"

[@AM-yu9wy]

"Coming in Summer 2055: Care Bears: Journey to Africa."

[@justagiantnerd8001]

@@AM-yu9wy oh my god

[@julieporter7805]

Good potential fanfic. Make it so!

[@stepitup25]

"yippee!" lol seriously, why does that kid say that completely out of context??

[@daniellavaladez9538]

"Yay, slavery!"...?

[@YourOnlyDrPepper]

stepitup25 I laughed so hard at that XD

[@brentparker7359]

I think what he means is "Yippee! I'm going on an adventure!" But the timing of it is hilarious.

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

He's like Little Nemo. "The bland, undeveloped character says..."

[@blameitonmillie5506]

@@YuukiTakemoto1996yippee whee!

[@crazycrew1284]

"what innocent creatures have horns on there heads?" cows Goats Unicorns Photoshop cats Toriel Photoshop Dogs

[@lordvoldemort5586]

Goats are not innocent, they are evil

[@catcat7910]

@@lordvoldemort5586 how

[@catcat7910]

Nvm they eat everything

[@lordvoldemort5586]

@@catcat7910 have you seen the video of the goat walking on its hind legs. Looks like a demon.

[@catcat7910]

@@lordvoldemort5586 holy shit

[@jayblade2000]

Time for a game of disappearing sanity

[@tobylemus5971]

Even as a kid I found the little boy yelling "yippy!" weird! XD

[@kenrickkahn]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 🤣😂😂😂 I just busted out laughing at your comment 😂😂😂

[@dustyrose192]

I thought he was just excited to know toyland was real. It was a location in many little kid stories

[@bigoldinosaur]

And here I thought he would never review this? In fact Doug said he would never review it but the masses have spoken and he gave in and gave us this hilarious review.

[@theemeraldepiphone644]

Gives me a little hope for him to do a Phantom Menace review.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Dallin Whiting thing is...I dont think There is much to talk about that movie that wasnt said already. It sucks, got some interesting things here And There like Maul, the music And fights but Thats it.

[@TechnologyFML]

My childhood is being attacked. I love it. Especially since I can't even begin to argue with him 😂😭

[@thepathlesspath720]

Pretty sure that's not a cowbell on the elephant. I think it's supposed to represent a weight. Like back when Bugs Bunny used to drop the 1 ton blocks on Fudd.

[@fredarok579]

Because Bugs Bunny dropping weights on people really makes me think “caring”.

[@quietvalerie1]

I think the heart in place of the weight number is that the elephant has a ton of love. Or is a ton of love....Idk....fat joke?

[@kylemorello4787]

What does a weight have to do with tiny elephants?

[@annnichols3091]

I'm watching this again after watching NC's review of "Nutcracker in 3-D" again because he said this version was more faithful to the original than the Nazi Nutcracker. That's why his complaints here are making me smile.

[@LoganBrownfeather]

"Allan!!" I died laughing when the raptor popped out!

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

"I'll-be going this way."

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

AL...be going this way...

[@broEye1]

One thing I'll say: Grumpy was a very deliberate choice, not something "weird". The creators wanted to make a point: being a good person doesn't mean being all smiles and hugs all the time, so you shouldn't be ashamed or guilty if sometimes you're a bit of a stick in the mud.

[@MithranArkanere]

That's not a cowbell. It's a weight. Because the heaviest carewhatever supposedly would have a literal *ton* of love or some such.

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

WELL WE NEED MORE COWBELL

[@autobotstarscream765]

@@oklahomacityradiowaves5462 Tons-of-Love: *Summons a ton of cowbell*

[@AP-jw5un]

15:15 AHHHH!!!! What's wrong with this kid's face?!

[@Enke796]

5:32 So a bear becomes all black after illegally entering persons house? That's racist!

[@moonymonster]

Enke796 Ding!

[@Lvl1.Sentry]

This isnt CinemaSins. XD

[@aglitch3146]

but he is a bear like a BLACK BEAR

[@kylemorello4787]

And homophobic!

[@kahootissecretlymaya1439]

Um.. I think it’s because he basically fell through the chimney full of ashes

[@PerovNigma]

6:04 I love the way he says that line!

[@sarconrimors6716]

Is it just me, or does Hugs and Tugs sound like a massage parlor Christmas deal?

[@jakejutras2733]

Yeah xD it sounds like a happy ending massage to me as well!

[@cassidyszewczyk5029]

I wanted to mention this here instead of the Dark Toons episodes, because this fits more thematically here. While Care Bears was never really dark, I do miss the weird moments that the earlier specials and series had, such as Coldheart and his creepy child servants, and No Heart making a threat of eating Gentle Heart Lamb in the form of a tiger. There were some really good WTF moments in a show that was so light hearted and sweet to the point of being near saccharine. I think it could be hilarious to have a compilation of the darkest Care Bear segments on this channel, even if he doesn't exactly "care" about reviewing the franchise anymore.

[@retrofan4963]

Care Bears franchise used to not be afraid showing dark moments and show some dark themes behind the villains in the early days of the Care Bears. In the early DIC Care Bears show, Professor Cold Heart does some really messed up stuff to enslaved kids. And the Spirit Book from Care Bears Movie 1, Dark Heart from Care Bears Movie 2, and No Heart clearly shows demonic forces both thematically and in their actions to posses people to commit doing evil deeds, which is up to the Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins to stop. Their scary and dark vibes heavily contrasted with the lighthearted and friendly vibe of the Care Bears, which in result, Care Bears stories used to have actual stakes at one point. I do agree that Care Bears is never a really dark franchise, but I also agree with you that they used to be not be afraid having dark elements at times. I feel ever since Season 2 of the Care Bears Family is where the Care Bears franchise started to subtly heavily tone down the darkness thanks to No Heart and his demonic shadows having less presence in the show only be replaced by Shrieky being the dominant villain and the modern Care Bears stuff afterwards sugar-coated even further. You can even tell by the Care Bears films how the Care Bears franchise tone down the dark elements over time. Care Bears: Adventures in Wonderland and Care Bears; Nutcracker are nowhere near as dark and high in stakes compared to Care Bears Movie 1 and 2.

[@Direwolf13PS3]

Deers, rhinos, elks, bulls, moose, rams, and many other animals have horns. Was Bambi evil? I think not.

[@kaylamorello5478]

well, deers have antlers, and not devil horns

[@Direwolf13PS3]

+Kayla Morello Antlers are a type of horn bub, and "devil" horns from mythology were originally based on goats.

[@howdypardner6278]

The movie was.

[@howdypardner6278]

The movie was.

[@pisces2569]

Konigwolfen antlers are not a type of horn, bub. Horns are permanent and receive their blood supply by vessels inside the head. Antlers are not permanent. The animal grows them and sheds them each year. Antlers receive their blood supply through velvet which looks like fuzzy skin over antlers. Eventually the velvet dries up and falls off, cutting off once the antlers are fully grown. Then the antlers have no more blood supply and eventually fall off aka shed.

[@4sh70nGal]

I still find it funny that he said he'd never review this one.

[@jasonbowden3731]

"Lets talk about Care Bears." Hold on, Nostalgia Critic. I need to jump off this bridge first. *SPLASH!* Okay, we're good!

[@thepumpkinking4229]

Jason Bowden xD

[@nine_tails137]

I'm actually surprised Critic doesn't know who Beastly, Shrieky, and No-Heart are? Unless that was the joke?

[@samisandwich1858]

3:43 this part just makes me depressed... Care bears using the music from the actual nutcracker is a horrible insult to (IMHO) one of the best composers of the romantic era. But NC's lyrics are hilarious, so that cheers me up a little XD

[@klimmr]

NC: I'm sorry, isn't the name of the cartoon Care Bears? Boss: I DON'T CARE!!!

[@ghostsharklegs6687]

why does the rat king serve someone else? he is a king right?

[@mothboy4858]

ghost shark legs The king of the rats, not of anything else.

[@Cajek2]

Listen, I know that I'm 11 months late but I had to explain. You see, the rat kingdom is a CONSTITUTIONAL monarchy, so he has to seek the approval of the prime minister and the house of lords. I hope that answers every single one of your questions

[@GalenNight]

Cajek2 Ah yes. Sadly he is just a figure head to a democratic system

[@stairdrakthenetherwatcher7780]

Holy fucking guacamole

[@sarafontanini7051]

IKNOW RIGHT!? in the original the rat kign WAS the big bad but ehre its some vizeer noone really talks about?! WHAT!?

[@RustyShackleford101]

Time for a game of disappearing franchise.........

[@kaylafincher3610]

Next up, Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@lucasbell4831]

+Togepony Nope, next is Duke Nukem. I feel like that's on par with the Care Bears.

[@lucasbell4831]

+Togepony "I'm here to kick bubblegum and blow ass. And I'm all out of ass."

[@SteveBrandon]

I hadn't seen Care Bears stuff in Walmart in a long time so I was a bit shocked to see a giant Cheer Bear (the pink rainbow bear) in a bin of licensed plushies at a Walmart on Black Friday 2016. (I'm not really a Black Friday shopper, I was at the mall for my job & had to buy a couple of grocery items.) I guess American Greetings is trying to milk the 1980s nostalgia machine again?

[@AsprinceRemix]

+Steve Brandon Most likely.

[@rcadium]

I swear, I hear "toilet" and not Toyland

[@_thedarkmatter_]

The backstory of the Vizir's attack is honestly the most interesting looking part of this movie. They should have had that as the cold open at the very least, would have been exciting to start a nutcracker story off with a war

[@domidium]

12:01 "What innocent creatures have horns on their head?" Draenei: "Are we a joke to you?"

[@Anxime777]

is it me or does it sound like Malcolm said 20 years a slaves instead 12 years a slave in the beginning

[@mikethegrunty5968]

It didn't sound like it, he did indeed say 20 years a slave

[@aesinam]

+michael hughes he did lol

[@gazebo3496]

He did

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

michael hughes why?

[@romankeller314]

"What innocent creatures have horns on their heads?" Baby goats, that's who.

[@ella-strator2107]

Devil clown: “Attack!Attack!” Also devil clown:” We weren’t attacking you!”

[@BB-fy8kn]

Those flowers won’t hold them for long!!! ...only *here* and in my *pot-induced dreams* will that *ever* make sense.

[@BB-fy8kn]

So while they head closer to the castle, the Rat King’s army attacks with-OK, who smoked one? Rat army, *attack!* ...Guys, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but we’re about to be *pogoed* to death!? Speaking of which, is it weird that my spellchecker recognized that as word?

[@IDmailify]

But...what about Hugs and Tugs? Did they get their special Christmas ornament?! I have to know if they got their special Christmas ornament!

[@pixel5708]

We need answers dammit!

[@catvslaserpointer9022]

Isaac Dickinson no the other Care Bears murdererd them beacause they did not have it in time. I'll be kidding of course 😸

[@arekushisu100]

I remember watching this sugar-coated abomination as a kid. They get the walnut as their ornament.

[@stefanm.734]

Yes, they never got to satisfy their ornament fetish!

[@brentparker7359]

This is the "WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!" of this special.

[@docdave15]

"What about Christmas?!" Have none of these knuckleheads ever seen The Grinch? I mean.... isn't Christmas something that can't be stolen or bought or lost or anything like that? "Maybe, Christmas, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means just a little more." That's what always kills me about movies/specials whenever they have a "Christmas will be lost forever" or "Christmas is cancelled" thing. By the way, has the latter of which ever happened? Like, someone made an announcement that Christmas will be officially cancelled that year?

[@donnelwaddledee965]

Even if someone cancelled it, it's not like anyone would listen

[@Hromovlad1]

+docdave15 actually, Christmas was outlawed in some states of the USA in the early days of the nation

[@donnelwaddledee965]

+Hromovlad1 Really?...well fuck me....well actually fuck +docdave15 cause he said it (jk)

[@docdave15]

Hromovlad1 Huh, really? I'll be damned.

[@MovieFan1912]

@@Hromovlad1 Is that true? Now I’m imagining a time travel story where someone accidentally gets sent to that time period after getting a time machine for Christmas.

[@Tor-Erik]

Funny that the clown with horns on his head says they weren't attacking them when clearly they really did, seeing how angry they all looked.

[@themorrigan4409]

Ok who smoked one?

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

I lost it at that point.

[@MabuseXX]

One?

[@zanygemini]

MabuseXX more like twenty

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Elf Pine By twenty you mean, twenty thousand?

[@zanygemini]

Rogue Rainbow yup

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

This part gets me every time: 17:04 His reaction is so damn hilarious!! "He's the prince!"

[@Nick-ty9us]

That’s my reaction when I found out that in Sleepytime Tom Paul frees, lightning instead of daws Butler, because the voice sound very similar

[@terry12fins24]

17:51 Are those toys being forced to dig their own graves? What the hell, Care Bears movie?!

[@Alex_in_Wonderland111]

I love how it was on his “Movies I’ll never review” list😂

[@GamesXanimeX3]

This movie is actually one of my guilty pleasures what can I say? their voices were kinda memorable to me at least( lol I'm not from an english speaking country btw)

[@YourOnlyDrPepper]

GamesXanimeX3 I thought I was the only one!

[@GamesXanimeX3]

Nope, you're not alone XD

[@peterkrochmalni673]

All 80’s kids, as I am also one, who grew up with these feel the same.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

8:41 And at that moment I just find myself thinking how much better this special would be if Batman was in it. XD

[@AllenShircliff]

Batman should have helped them instead of The Fucking Care Bears.

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

I was just thinking how much better this special would have been if Batman were in it. XD

[@ThanksHermione]

I like how in all but the second Care Bares Movie, Nostalgia Critic finds a a way to put in a Ghostbusters clip.

[@raijyn2452]

18:42 Hugs and Tugs are still young?! Wait a minute...it's established in movie 2 that the Care Bears age faster than humans! WHAT THE HECK?!

[@the_average_turtle]

10:07 I didn't know Grenda from Gravity falls is the CEO of care baers

[@jayo1212]

Well, Soos did stare like them, so...

[@hoaxslayer4244]

There was a third Night at the Museum movie?!

[@noellepoquiz3189]

Hoax Slayer yep

[@ztslovebird]

Hoax Slayer It was better than the second one, at least. And Robin Williams had a very nice speech in his final speaking scene before he passed away. Though his other final scene was shamelessly edited in from the first one (possibly because he wasn't there for the final day of shooting).

[@kitsunegirl3]

Say what you want about this, but when I saw this as a kid, I actually got curious about the music and the ballet. I now love ballets and classical music thanks to this.

[@pix3l_brat]

You're the best NC! :)

[@MrRaymangouw]

+SupaNintendoGirl There are other Nostalgia Critics?

[@jakejutras2733]

+Nick Pick no but there is another NC :p Nostalgia Chick and Nostalgia Critic *IS* better lol

[@douchevick309]

+Jake Jutras there's also Nicolas Cage

[@stagelinedpro]

Nutcracker or Nostalgia Critic?

[@thealister_]

+Stage Lined it's obvious...Nicholas Cage.

[@banananutduckbread1279]

14:12 Okay. Look at the rat holding Peter. Doesn't it look like he's doing something that should not be done?

[@captinobvious4705]

was i supposed to take drugs before this

[@thesaltyzoroark6638]

Not even a high person would like this shit.

[@aglitch3146]

takes acid.... woah man ....... still makes no sense

[@jessicamccollough965]

Ha

[@dankmemer8287]

“We weren’t attacking you” He says after YELLING ATTACK!!!!!

[@criminallyautistic8372]

Maybe they were attacking the train? Idk

[@HangryOnPaws]

Yeah! Let's fuck up a train! Clowns hate trains! Rawr!

[@VideoGameHaven]

"What innocent creatures have horns on their heads?" -NC Play the first part of Undertale and you might get an answer.

[@yugotokusatsu289]

Or read homestuck,that works too...well more or less...

[@alexg.1764]

+Yugo Tokusatsu Or watch Thrilling Intent

[@yugotokusatsu289]

Grell Sutcliff Yeah

[@alexg.1764]

+Yugo Tokusatsu DARKVISION BITCH!

[@aglitch3146]

what about sheep?

[@star-ladykatie1051]

When the lyrics Doug made up to the Nutcracker songs fit better than the ones in Nutcracker 3D

[@PlanetAwesomenessProductions]

Look out! It's the Rat King! He ruins happy meals

[@autobotstarscream765]

@Red Coin Grumpy Bear: *fires up the meat grinder and deep fryer*

[@HeilRay]

Rat turds in every box and leftovers if you’re lucky.

[@hipnhappenin]

Hugs and Tugs...? That's where I worked to pay my way through college....

[@firemasterx23]

+Indifference Meh I think she is a hooker - which I'm ok with that

[@thealiencommunicator]

Anyone else thinks the critic should review Cool Cat saves the kids?

[@sarahmcmann5253]

thealiencommunicator I do

[@kylemorello4787]

Nah. It'll hurt the diwectors feelwings.

[@criminallyautistic8372]

NO!

[@criminallyautistic8372]

@@kylemorello4787 He probably rubs one out to that costume. Freaking sicko

[@chaseendricks2981]

Ah Fuhrer Bear. He keeps all Dreidel bears warm in their nice metal beds and gives them plenty of air in the fun chambers.

[@hs0413leeify]

Before the movie:😀 After the movie:💀

[@Emisop]

This movie was a Christmas gift when I was a kid. It was on my Christmas list, and I loved it. I know it's bad, but I still enjoy it. Cuz nostalgia.

[@aplsed]

the wizard from Fantasia's name is Yen Sid

[@nine_tails137]

And apparently the Critic doesn't know Who No-Heart is? Unless that was the joke?

[@roosacle]

This was legit one of my favorite movies when I was little. Would watch it on repeat all year round.

[@thesaltyzoroark6638]

That intro is one of the best things I've ever seen.

[@alfredroman5801]

You can stop at anytime. The Care Bears movies are never ending.

[@retrofan4963]

I argue they get worse over time. Care Bears Movie 1 and 2 are the peak as the best Care Bears movies, and even these are no masterpieces either.

[@allyssawright6038]

that ghostbusters clip😅! I cry/laughed.

[@peterkrochmalni673]

We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!

[@bearerofthecurse69]

lol, this was the shit when I was like 3. We’d watch it in the car on the way to my grandma’s house. She lived like 3 hours away. Good times

[@FizzleFX]

12:55 what? "You even forgot to animate him as a human instead of a nutcracker"!? *Don't you mean the other way around!?* Animate him as a NUTCRACKER instead of a HUMAN!? ... Man how did nobody notice!?

[@YassineTorchani-dc2cm]

That's not his point

[@teddybeer6206]

"Why is there a Care Bear named Grumpy Bear?" Same reason there's a Smurf named Grouchy and a Dwarf named Grumpy.

[@wolfclaw719]

3:32 it only took four years but this joke finally came full circle.

[@michealthomas4331]

".....so worth it....." I frickin' love this guy!

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

I didn't think Annie was that bad, Dated, not a lot of depth and very fluffy, but not bad. Although once I saw it was a Sony film my expectations were set pretty low.

[@TennantJunkie1993]

It's not a fetish, I think it's a Christmas coming of age. A rite of passage, as it were. Basically, when it's a care bear's first most memorable Christmas, they need to find something that can be turned into an ornament. But it needs to be chosen because it means something special to them.

[@tiny5741]

16:21 WHAT ABOUT THE DECORATIONS???

[@lindsaylawson6038]

I didn't know Grenda became a director!

[@AstroPsych_]

7:30 is genuinely one of his funniest moments.

[@cringequeen6291]

GOD DAMN, THAT THEME SONG WAS SUPER NOSTALGIC. LIKE JESUS

[@CraziBastid]

Holy shit Tamara looks amazing in that opening scene.

[@TaranisHedgehog]

Grumpy Bear is part of the Care Bears because he represents tough love