The Chat Log Spectacular | Criminally Stupid

Join Jackson and Kaya, two podcasters who have been hosts of The Official Podcast for over five years, as they explore the horrifying world of "To Catch a Predator" predators.
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This is Episode #10, where we read some Baited chat logs to celebrate the tenth episode. Originally recorded 11/08/23.
Show Material:
Redneck Love
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Strip Poker
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15 Inches of Bullshit
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Bus Pass
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Hosts:
Jackson Clarke - zealotonpc
Kaya Orsan - kayaorsan
Writer/Editor/Producer: Jackson Clarke
Music by: linktr.ee/zayaLT
Produced under The Official Podcast Network

[@grzesiaczek98]

This was a hilarious episode. The image of the 12 year old wheelchair bound girl going "Shieet" was just beautiful.

[@MelancholyRequiem]

I'm telling you, it was Tom Green behind this one, and he wasn't actually punishing this dude for being into this girl, he was punishing him for not having seen "Freddie Got Fingered."

[@leongrayson5098]

Haha the cherry on top too is they said she is paralyzed from the neck down, how the hell would she even be typing! The pedo never questioned it 😂!!

[@juicejuicejuice810]

the funniest part is that he still thinks a girl paralyzed from the neck down is somehow typing to him

[@TheMisanthropist69]

I definitely want more TCaP chat logs, but this was a hilarious detour. The decoys' trolling killed me

[@chickenabuser5474]

Only episode where decoys chat's are more nasty than the pedos . Best episode so far .

[@JBlaydeGames]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN this is the funniest shit I have heard in so long, love you guys keep it up!

[@mr.cheekclapper4544]

This shit is way better than the usual stuff, the roleplay trolling is godlike

[@r00fles]

The trolls of the early 2000s were a different breed

[@mohammadvaldianandatauhid3125]

Correction: this shieeet

[@Deon01]

Too chatlog heavy is not a thing, the funny ass chatlogs and your guys' reactions to them are the best part of this show

[@Michael-Riccardo]

I have not audibly laughed out loud so consistently over such a long time, as I did on this video. Keep this up, it was an incredible episode

[@briancaban930]

The feeding tube / embolism really did it for me, I laughed so hard I had to rewind the next couple of minutes to hear

[@yeater5000]

I wouldnt mind something like this every 10 episodes or so, the pure trolling is amazing and the over the top decoys are hilarious to listen to, felt like I was right next to them in that park bench for a sec

[@AMaleDaG]

Honestly🤣 I was right there with them having this all play out in my imagination

[@nancymcnally7849]

The wheelchair one killed me. Especially the *you remove my diaper from me* then goes on to describe her bedsores 😂😂😂

[@dripdripbooyah2078]

"...Then tell me about how we would have sex, WITHOUT ALL THE GRITS AND STUFF!" I literally fell to my knees mid-shift when I heard that

[@adms8131]

The entire "I've never had grits, says I" "You've never had grits? says you" bit was killing me

[@exoticbutters]

Jackson and Kaya mimicking creeps are my fav comedy

[@crackfiend-v4r]

How did the second guy manage to get disrespected so long without realizing that the “little crippled girl” was actually a 40 year old comedian

[@ember-brandt]

I would have been 13/14 around the time this happened, and while I RARELY ventured into chat rooms because *gestures vaguely at this video*, this is still the early Millennial humor that makes me feel like I'm back in that time again and, god, the nostalgia lmfaoooo

[@emiami458]

Yeah at the time I was sadly being groomed by a female teacher

[@munkee_man]

@@emiami458Andrew?

[@MrB4n4n4M4n]

Had leave the office and hide in the bathroom to laugh at the whole "CyberOnWheels" chat-log 10/10, would love to hear more

[@mariuseskedal1095]

this was one of the best podifiles yet, I almost fell out of my wheelchair gagging from laughter with my partial lower jaw slanting off to the side x'D

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

May or may not be a hot take, but I'd say this was better than the regular TCAP episodes. The recreational baiters (giggity) get so much deeper into the weeds, it's hilarious.

[@LordMuffs]

The poker logs was hilarious. Would love to see more videos like this.

[@abnerfuentes7563]

This episode was great. You guys should really keep this new format from time to time

[@Kaneki_ghou]

I genuinely love this podcast Jackson and Kaya make it so entertaining and enjoyable

[@Senzuballs]

It’s refreshing to hear Kaya actually having fun 😅

[@buugs]

rapid typing sounds in the key for slurs followed by “alright we’re good” was funnier than intended holy shit

[@conchadeconchos]

These were criminally funny, more please. I liked it more than catch predator chat longs, just for the decoy being so funny

[@YayMiko]

I was only half listening in the beginning and for a long time thought this was a tcap decoy going WAY off script 😂 then my brain caught up

[@rzn4k]

kaya sounding like hank hill is the funniest shit ever

[@annafranzen6453]

This episode literally had me ugly gut busting cry laughing 😂😂😂I loved it

[@user-sg8qk9yv5r]

If this was on Charlie's channel it would be at 3mill views 250k likes 💯 funniest shit I've heard for an hour straight

[@itsthequenchiest3270]

That sheeeeeet was absolutely hilarious. I was crying laughing damn near the whole episode. Excellent job gents!

[@willem8820]

Really like the change up, I think going back and forth between the bait stuff and Chris Hansen weekly would be good

[@HorrorHermitofHell]

My apologies to my neighbors as I was cackling the entire listen. A/S/L 😆

[@liesalllies]

This is weirdly nostalgic for me lol. I was 14 in 2001 and me and my friends did this kind of shit in chat rooms all the time 😂

[@ThomasPiano1]

Please do more of this. This was insanily funny. I was laughing out loud in the store listening to this.

[@whato2051]

sign of schizophrenia

[@AMaleDaG]

This episode was just pure gold! The story about the 18 year old in the park getting dp by his best friend and his "female" victim was fucking insane🤣

[@averagehuman6979]

Like gym socks full of vomit 😂

[@MonkeySpaceWalk]

Yes, do more of these

[@thebigjuicethesip]

I was hoping for more tcap but honestly this was pretty good too. As long as you two keep making fun of criminally stupid Neanderthals ill keep watching.

[@callowayuk1757]

What a performance! This truly moved me.

[@rahuljogikaup]

Ah shit, here we go again.

[@bradlfsh]

Cj that you

[@SlabSnipez]

Sheeeeeit*

[@AfroZander5360]

Please read more of these! The docoy trolling so blantantly and the ped just taking all the loosely vailed insults is amazing

[@MelancholyRequiem]

21:55 Holy hella, this guy is roleplaying as a character from Tom Green's magnus opus "Freddie Got Fingered."

[@celelelery]

Just when I'm craving something to watch on a lazy day, y'all provide. Couldn't be happier ❤

[@deadjuice1880]

I tried to get into the normal reads, but it's too soul degrading listening to these lowlifes. But this, on the other hand, is hilarious! I love this, more of this please!

[@mizu3404]

this is my favorite episode so far. keep the baitlogs coming

[@sint3640]

Liked the other stuff more, since this is one more like a "clipshow" if you like. Still very enjoyable. Just rotate the format. There is only so much of the chris hanson stuff you can do before you run out of material anyways. Amazing format with alot of wiggle room for experimentation as long as the recipe stays close enough to the original.

[@xSimone92x]

This was hilarious I definitely think it's a funny way to break up the more serious TCAP episodes. It's a different approach to getting justice... wasting their time and trolling. Great stuff.

[@ohn9431]

"You look incredibly gay." 🤣

[@pryo6382]

Was this the ep that they mentioned in ToP, saying it was "one of the favorites by the patreon members so far"?

[@johnnysins9054]

I laughed so fucking hard at this please do more of these.

[@jaybeck6482]

That was amazing, I listened to it at work with a massive grin on my face the whole time and as the team leader I was asked a lot "what you smiling at" which I had to whole heartedly decline to answer. Great show guys

[@SpoiledPrince]

Jackson's voice is challenging Christian Bale's Batman voice 🔥

[@bradlfsh]

Kaya and Jackson you guys are great keep it up.

[@justaboutanything4618]

tbh was disappointed with the format switch at first but it ended up being the funniest ep yet. Way more satisfying knowing these creeps are uncomfortable and being fucked with then some random intern.

[@Senzuballs]

That ‘sheeeeit’ Jackson did fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@DinoWithIssues]

This was funny asf. Part 2 when?

[@masternc690]

this was the first time i listened to criminally stupid and maan i was rolling on ground from laughing this episode was amazing

[@HeyCutie90]

This made me laugh harder than anything all year.

[@saad_animations]

one of the best episodes yet, man my jaw hurts from laughing

[@sutekhmerksamer8231]

14:50 this one has heart in it

[@fintanaldridge7487]

Love this format! Multiple short logs was a good idea💡 ❤❤❤

[@ItsWezOosh]

Holy shit, this is definitely my favorite podaphiles episode, genuinely sat here laughing tears

[@nanaland1235]

Jfc i didnt expect to like this so much, my head hurts from laughing.

[@chopsandtoots]

Everyone's voice is perfection in here lmao

[@happysaucey]

Holy hell it really was a different time back then but this stuff is killing me

[@highlow5294]

Jackson doing the Batman voice is nice

[@chamoisloiterer]

This is definitely peak so far on this channel. Enough pedophile busting and humor to keep me entertained forever

[@Ilivedbruh]

More top tiep voice acting here we go

[@christophergarcia8949]

This shit was funny as fuck! The voice acting is what really made it, thank you for blessing us, Jackson and Kaya!

[@castingcuraga]

the last one was so funny lol

[@daboring1]

i had a silly grin on my face the entire time, i loved this and id like more

[@Que5oFre5co]

This is one of the funniest things on KZbin

[@samgray4566]

its honestly Insane to me that Kaya knows Doug Stanhope. One of the last truly great dark comedians. I don't think I've ever heard anyone outside my friends group mention him.

[@elghost3960]

my fav episode hands down! ❤️👌🏻

[@breckinbuttry4691]

I love this podcast so much! It's nice to see more of Kaya and Jackson. I follow Critikal and Huggbees on their channels, but I love seeing more of these two! Best episode by far. Keep them coming!

[@tewkie7955]

these are so much better, i dont cringe and feel like im dying 😂

[@ProxyMatron]

Perfect timing

[@ashenbone6044]

Great episode!

[@iceman4169]

Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!!!

[@AhermitsView]

I love Jackson's little boy or girl voice

[@JacobOHara-ew8sj]

I love this format!!!

[@OwlOwl900]

How am I gonna explain what I'm laughing so hard at to my family

[@dittm3r]

CyberOnWheels made me cry.

[@YoshimoriQ]

Trying my hardest to keep a straight face while at work.

[@ShowerHead.]

I really liked this. Wasn't too dark or cringy and had me laughing the whole time. Trolling pedos is fucking hilarious

[@ytnukesme1600]

those first 15 sucked my soul clean out, I'm now an empty husk, why do we suffer like this!? 31:49 oh go! it fu`ckin got worse, I legit wanna KMS right now.

[@themcbaughman]

I liked this, a good mixup on the format was a great idea.

[@Bigoleaxehole]

Ive been the little boy in one of these chats and this is exactly how they act💀

[@nanaland1235]

Watching this for the second time today. It was too good

[@jasondove2277]

Way better I love this 😂

[@spotboii7122]

Best episode yet, I couldn’t stop laughing

[@darrenmullen7288]

The grits bit is from a very funny movie called My Cousin Vinny boys. Clearly tweaked a bit.

[@zoso1up]

2:40 lmao

[@javen487]

glad yall are making more frequent uploads

[@Canary8.6]

Listening to this shit at work is insane 😂😂😂

[@vtuplus3192]

this is gold lmao, loved this episode

[@Ammar-kx7ve]

The best episode

[@WariorMageThief]

I liked the original format better. Hearing the pedos getting so hit and bothered by just the girl saying "ok" it's funny AF. It's also better because we can actually hear the voice and see their faces in the Dateline ones

[@Gxgh0st]

I loved it!! Please do another soon! I love the usual content of course, but this was just laughs the entire way through lol

[@ZANGELIX1263]

I officially nominate "Oovala Kaynoo" to be a new Mortal Kombat character.

[@LuciferBeelzebubSatan]

Im 22 & I know all these terms like cybering, asl, baiting, etc. Maybe just because of the people I grew up around, like my brother & all his friends are about Kaya's age so they were the same age, kaya was, when they were doing stuff like this. I've heard loads of stories from my brother & his friends + when i was a lil younger i did shit like this to Omegle chatroom pedo's & all these terms were used.

[@konnercreel8659]

Good shit this was hilarious

[@dylan4125]

The "another hand on house credit" line killed me