The Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 69 - Top Sex Mysteries

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[@faefriend5702]

I loventhat Jessie is the guy who makes dirty jokes all the time and has two games about sex and relationships, but then is an old catholic mom when they actually start sayong dirty stories

[@ShioriTora]

This is the first episode that I wish had their cameras on. Jesse's face through most of this must have been amazing!

[@franham]

Let me just put in my earphones for this one.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Lemme close my roadside window.

[@mast3734]

Unfortunately, this does set the precedent that they can’t do any weed mysteries until episode 420

[@lightnight14]

Nice

[@darkeimp555]

" 'This is no joke' - which I guess, rules out The Joker. 'Please take it serious!' Which I guess, implicates The Joker." That got me so good lmfao!! I even pictured the Cesar Romero Joker on the first quote and the Heath Ledger one on the second so it was just that much funnier X'D

[@nicstanfield9021]

I work out when listening to you guys. I literally had to stop and laugh listening to Jesse’s “Nooope” during the Bigfoot segment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dailybassist1]

I don’t have twitter anymore since I cold turkeied it last year so if it’s okay I’m going to post it here. I just got my Chilluminati merch in and I’m super stoked about it! Got me a hat, regular shirt, and a Moth Man Lives shirt. I’m over the moon at how good the quality is and I will be returning to snag me some slooorp pins! Keep up the amazing work my Chillumimasters!

[@jessecarradine351]

I never expected to hear about the whole David Carradine thing from you guys. As unnerving as it was for obvious reasons, It was neat to hear you guys cover it.

[@Leo0718]

“Patronizing the arts…” Alex no, that's not what that…*sigh*

[@nocomment9532]

"It's just about logic and fingering the person that you think is most likely to have done it" Are we still doing phrasing?

[@dogfooddevin5538]

This is exactly what I expected for Episode 69 and yet I am still surprised, just shocked in anticipation for the pure bliss I know this episode will be lol.

[@bl00ndie91]

Alex is truly in top form for this episode

[@LveDanda]

I swear to God if Alex isn't the g.o.a.t, no one is.

[@DasGam3rz]

Alex was so proud of the Carradine story name he forgot to tell us lmao

[@lanceuppercut6168]

Jesse's reaction throughout is hilarious xD

[@wrennethestoner]

Very nice. And now yall have loads of time to plan for episode 420, it's gonna be awesome! I'm already hype.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

The Circleville letters case was featured on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

[@johnalddrumph456]

I think what David's wife meant by 'they look so similar' was the crime scene, not necessarily the men themselves. I believe she meant more of the marks on them and the rope situation looked very similar

[@El-Californio]

Need an ancient forgotten civilizations episode my guys 💯👍🌟

[@ultimatesage1715]

I wonder how they recollected that many condoms. "Hey buddy! Got any used condoms to donate for the cause".

[@burnzygg]

Trying to hard

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

Its definitelly whorehouses. Mamasans ordering girls to use that used condom.

[@domehammer]

I was wondering what brand of condoms was recycling condoms. But they never thought about that like they didn't care that they might have used a used condom before.

[@TheSamuelCish]

Holy shit my art got a fucking SHOUT OUT!

[@morebird4318]

This must be a Jesse episode.

[@katherinemontgomery1404]

Alex is truly in top form for this episode

[@brdwizard2396]

JOHN IS CHEATING ON ME? I DEMAND THIS NANCY'S ADDRESS, LEMME AT HER, LEMME

[@rosuto167]

I clicked this one by accident and I got stuck listening to it at work.

[@joedowns5803]

Love you guys I’ve binge listened to all of your podcast in the past month or so and I’m also from Boston and live in NH btw Alex episodes are my favorite and Jessie is pretty funny

[@Bigbluedragon9]

Perfect shlorping on the way

[@allenpollack3514]

Mathas, please look into the "Ra contact" right up your alley and mind blowing. Love the podcast, I hope you see this. If I can I'll link it on your reddit

[@Warbus-bu3qr]

Excellient episode, Alex. Thanks, to all of you!

[@MrTigerpirro]

The chimp and the woman - Edward Cullen. = ) Spot on for bigfoot lady

[@mokajones74]

My grandparents live in Belfair and I'm not surprised in the slightest

[@jasmin4947]

Of course

[@grimoirnoir7213]

omg it's a masquerade breach! xD I bet it was some thinblood vamp with baby teeth hahaha

[@mystandvoice3216]

I want more episodes like this! This was hilarious! I will keep giving you guys my money!

[@PharaohofAtlantis]

I did a double take on the title. It tracks.

[@LveDanda]

I'm ready to stumble upon the Nancy story on Netflix.

[@CuriousCat1111]

Hey, heads up, I think you guys forgot to put this on Soundcloud. This ep is awesome though- thanks guys!

[@jameswarner5878]

As soon as the El Camino was mentioned I remembered the episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

[@Barnesofthenorth]

28:00 honestly I wasn't paying attention to the name when you start this one, but the second I heard the description I knew who it was, purely because of watching RLM and how many times it's mentioned in all the terrible films he was in. As for why it happened like that, he was an alcoholic as well, so he could have just got very drunk before doing it, realise how much he fucked up and tried to thrash about to try and free him which caused the injuries.

[@gamingidiots7495]

I keep waiting for the the video to read "the JFK conspiracy and a whole lot of cocaine"

[@domenicgalata1470]

Brothels for sure. Cancelling trip to Vietnam on my vision board.

[@DJchestr]

More like ChillumiNaughty am I right?

[@Bigbluedragon9]

Holy jizz i got shlorped away by this episode. Thanks Alex for the amazing stories!

[@benlindsley2841]

well i WAS going to bed but now i have to stay up for a hour

[@benjaminrivers4121]

The last story was worth it, well done

[@johnlittle8975]

The last story was "Needful Things " levels of fucking up a small town.

[@Lord_Shmesh_The_Squishy]

32:28 any where, any time, any day Mr. Cox

[@CrustyyMilkk]

Bigfoot's feet weren't the only things that were a foot long ;)

[@LockpickGamer]

I thought it would be a good idea to listen to this while having my chicken Currey. Nope.

[@Charlie12697]

I love ur videos

[@ChristianBHJ]

I regret drinking at the start of the episode

[@KecalMilenium]

I would not peg this for an episode to break Jesse.

[@alinanicola1383]

Alex: Fingering the person that you think is the most likely to have done it Me (28yo woman immature as fuck): fingering - bahahahhaha 🤦🏼‍♀️ Not proud of myself, I gotta tell ya!

[@ThePhantazmya]

I'm surprised Jesse didn't take the 69 episode. He acts all prudish but reviews hentai on Pornhub. lol.

[@justPallas]

yogurt was not the right food to be eating for that first story.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

duuuuuuude.

[@nargapishxps2]

m bison- YES YESS

[@melissaxox1]

Last mystery sounds like a cop did it!

[@Actual_Mr_G]

These tales got me intrigued ... AND horny!! And disgusted ...

[@BeanerMan13]

**Noice**

[@JacobyTheHoboHD]

Now this is a title

[@TestAcct46]

Video had 666 likes when I came in, and added another. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[@yeoldenew]

Big ole bag of slorp

[@customercareskeleton]

Nice.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

great. just after the first story i never want to have sex again. Not like i was having any, but still. Good job Alex with Keeping the people chaste

[@wiiagent]

clever

[@greenishapples1732]

This is episode rape warning I want more Bigfoot sexual loonacy less real life sadness.

[@richardnj72]

Teratophilia

[@lastimosaz]

69 likes then 69 dislikes pls

[@xMiseryPlays]

Very.. VERY special 😉

[@masonmcallister3349]

I am like #696. Hell yeah

[@CrypidLore]

The son of a bitching bigfoot story

[@justinbennett9998]

Bro you can't do bong rips mid show! Come on man!

[@xKinjax]

69th like 😂

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

Why.

[@daveyjohnson4794]

Noice

[@skyadventurer7574]

69th comment, you’re welcome

[@MrCas222]

fisrt boyz

[@sauronmordor7494]

Top

[@shoopymicro]

8th

[@bonsai1583]

01:52 Adult Movie 😍💋 💝💖❤️

[@afairy]

This was actually pretty disappointing. There really was nothing of value in listening to this, which is sad because I have really enjoyed the 68 eps before this. THen just "Haha sex number, haha sex" like we are 12 year olds is really off putting. I hope we can go back to some measure of like actual reports and theories after this "joke" ep.

[@katherinemontgomery1404]

Let me just put in my earphones for this one.

[@bLu48o]

nice

[@Endrance88]

Nice.

[@Javierm0n0]

Nice

[@williammccallum4760]

Nice

[@Varanamous]

Nice

[@esaedvik]

Nice.

[@DrMustacho]

nice