The Chosen Multiverse Expands

[@dashmamien]

i love that the chosen is just canonically both a 4th grader from the early nineties and simultaneously also a thousand year old god-like entity that could (probably) easily kill armies

[@jackrusso4700]

He speaks like a child but his knowledge is vast

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

They’re immortal

[@Foeisudhxj]

Maybe the chosen was a normal kid until they got to the age of a 4th grader, and then was chosen, causing them to become immortal and stop aging. And they just really resonated with the 90s.

[@dammbenderisgreat]

There is no probably he can easily and will easily kill armies

[@DanielFleischmannJr]

He is timeless and yet has maintained his youth by playing his Nintendo and Swinging...I mean wielding...guineveve

[@dreamyatonement4931]

my ultimate dream is for Smosh to have Keanu Reeves as a guest participating in one of these ‘Chosen multiverse’ videos

[@larsjoppich]

he would do it 100%

[@MrDsanyal]

this needs to happen

[@lolohets6467]

Oh my god please, he naturally already sounds like the Chosen without even trying 😂

[@theexploraholic]

Can he please??

[@KiwiPew]

Keanu is the CHOOSER 😂

[@vettethewarlock5448]

Love when they are all introducing themselves and the camera has to pan down to get Shayne in the shot lol

[@cristianm4208]

“Sorry for all that chi” - The Chosen

[@momoriing]

I was already 10-11 seconds in and I already wheezed.

[@eiji2849]

😂😂😂😂

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I didn't even notice that 🤣

[@moRaaOTAKU]

Crazy how he's so short but has that black girls ass

[@grammar_ash]

I love that crazy bones were probably banned for being a choking hazard, but the idea that they were powerful enough to blast a hole through a person is such a perfect gag

[@Sandux930]

tbf it hit Mach I XD

[@joshuariosa5756]

perfect "gag" huh. intended pun?

[@Soap_box]

Shayne's shirt is so much more worn than the others. Just proves he is THE OLDEST CHOSEN

[@PhoenixNiteheart]

Not necessarily the oldest Chosen. Just THE Chosen 😎

[@MoonkaCake]

@@PhoenixNiteheart he is just the first instance of the chosens.

[@kryptoyelir]

The Toby Maguire of chosens

[@the_otaku_chronicles8330]

The origin chosen

[@kosmicamun]

Actually, The Chosen has existed long before the Universe itself. The first time he wore that shirt it gave birth to all the universes and hence created the Multiverse

[@LOLWAAHH]

Damien was literally just Damien with a slight chosen accent

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

You're right. Down to him being a sore loser.

[@Nauta222]

@@georgelloydgonzalez who asked dude be nice

[@Izzzy587]

​​​@@georgelloydgonzalez I've seen worse loosers 😐

[@ashycarter9238]

@@georgelloydgonzalez dude, you're weird

[@RhumpleOriginal]

Chosen: " I'm on the edge of my feet " Chosen: " I am edging too " Me: 💀

[@absentience2776]

The one muted laugh too

[@darmakx99]

I died 😂

[@huhjanus]

time?

[@DUHRIZEO]

​@@huhjanus7:35

[@AllisterMacDonald115]

that happened directly after i read the comment. imprethive.

[@MoonChild62476]

Love how Ian is playin a older, more wiser, more experienced Chosen. “Hmph, this is gonna be a walk in the park.” Straight out an anime😂

[@proverbialloaf]

I interpreted it more as one of those kids/tweens who uses slightly outdated phrases like that to seem more mature or because they don’t converse with people their age often 😭😭😂

[@jamiemiller1040]

Ian barely keeping it together is so funny😭

[@CedricBassman]

And also fits the Character perfectly, since Shayne also barely keeps it together whenever he is the Chosen.

[@RoKer13]

I had to pause because I was eating and almost choked when he introduced himself lol

[@rachellizzie889]

It really was hilarious. 🤣

[@GamingManMike]

I'm surprised Ian Chosen is "seeing" everything together.

[@gryphon0468]

Ian has more of an Agent Smith vibe lol.

[@jessvachon1043]

Everyones reaction when Amanda finally got Ian's was hilarious cause you could hear the excitement for a brief second and then it just turned into a long slightly impressed sigh because everyone stayed in character LOL

[@picturetokurn]

amanda’s chosen voice is just jennifer coolidge hahahah

[@shannontc]

lord she just spoke as I read this and you're 100% right

[@Collserra3]

Hahahahaha

[@gfitzbiggie]

i was looking for this comment

[@annieplays7250]

@@gfitzbiggie SAAAAME XD

[@maximilianschoenhaar]

Do you know these gays? 😂

[@arghby]

16:07 Damien being called the [Purple Haired Chosen] in the subtitles is very funny Edit: and Amanda is the [Female Chosen] hahaha

[@bearg.5751]

Smosh is singlehandedly responsible for reviving sales for THAT SHIRT.

[@Elastas]

I need that shirt

[@andyandy1230]

i want the shirt so bad

[@augustoscapini3371]

Funnily enough, Dwight used that shirt in an episode of the Office. I think it’s the one where they’re away at a conference.

[@i9incher]

Where can I get one? I would cosplay the choosen so bad.

[@OwlbearEnjoyer]

Just search “Three Wolf Moon”

[@MrChatfield76]

The Chosen being on an SSRI actually explains the no-fap thing perfectly

[@clown-cat]

also kind of explains the edging

[@roastedByCoffee]

I was on an ssri and I felt that edge

[@Sandux930]

2real4me

[@audreydoyle5268]

​@@roastedByCoffee I'm currently on an ssri, and I feel the emotional numbness edgng me

[@GRIMHOOD99]

This really shows how much shorter Shayne is compared to Amanda and Tommy.

[@cesaru3619]

They both are 5′ 11″.

[@italiahockey]

Theyre all 5'11" the chosen is nothing but 5'11"

[@paulpallo5513]

Same with Ian, but i'd say Amanda and Tommy are just tall is more accurate.

[@Watchinwheel]

Isn’t Kimmy 5’10” ?

[@dafuzzbear7711]

@@italiahockey No The Chosen is a short king. Always has been.

[@HoeplessAlexis]

I just realized they did that middle part on Amanda too and I am CACKLING

[@ellak8349]

stop her and her joan of arc bangs

[@tesslechu]

the fact that you all made it to Ian before breaking is *impressive*

[@Chelleari]

I came here to say this, but in my heart, knew it had already been said. They did great - I was LOLing!

[@moocow17]

@@Chelleari was probably the 4th take xD

[@Collserra3]

Impressive

[@CassieReynolds-se7rh]

*impressive…*

[@VennaofEarth]

Its incredible that this character is both fully understood by the actors and also the funniest shit

[@milwaukeerican5]

"...play a woman. The type of person I never touched." Tommy's Chosen with the double entendre

[@mahzi_productions]

Ian's subtle wince after saying never to getting hit and "It's unwell" after Amanda apologizes for her sword sent me 💀

[@ricardoperez2821]

Laughing at his own jokes and breaking character is part of being the chosen 😂

[@racheljones8527]

Ian being the ultimate Chosen speaks volumes

[@enchantedcrane6328]

It's the real life experience of being in middle school in the nineties

[@yaboicolleen]

It took me the whole video to notice that Ian's Chosen's sword is half of a curtain rod. Also love how Tommy' Chosen wields a reachy-grabby 😂

[@emz2969]

How does this never get old. I could literally watch a weekly chosen drama

[@yotambirinbaum6159]

How are all of them so good at the chosen voice?! 🤣 I mean, it's understandable Shayne would be since he created the character, but damn, Amanda, tommy, Damian and ian all did it perfectly as well!

[@MartySantiago350]

I like to think that they’re all constantly doing the chosen voice at each other in the office

[@VikzeLink]

What are you talking about? They aren't in this video. In this video there is only The Chosen

[@sydneyjanelle]

Ian sounds a little like Miranda sings at some points ngl lol

[@orangegradient4309]

Idk Ian at some points sounds like Owen Wilson and Damien at some points sounds like he's doing a stereotypical gay voice

[@jurgnobs1308]

the chosen was originally called spencer agnew

[@mattycakes2099]

I thought this was gonna get old fast, but I loved every minute.

[@RobinDale50]

I don't think most people understand what Smosh does. This video is a prime example. They aren't trying to make US laugh, they are trying to make EACH OTHER laugh, crack, bust and otherwise lose it, as much as possible, on tape. If the rest of us find it funny also, that is just a bonus.

[@RhombusObstacle]

As a proud member of no-fap, The Chosen never busts.

[@cesrelawrence-towner9453]

Very much Who's Line realm

[@Agrellar]

I do love how Damien's chosen is much more arrogant and combative, like he doesn't view the others as his peers. Is he from a universe where Augustus was chosen to be chosen?!

[@yuramushi]

He's from a universe where Augustus didn't become Augustus He had no rival to humble him

[@burnt0ast09]

Dude I love this theory oml

[@ryantorbet5990]

Damien’s Chosen seems to know what sex is. He must come from the dark universe

[@frontful5698]

I love watching Shayne break at everyone's impression of his character

[@malkam.7543]

I love that Ian's chosen voice sounds like the english dub of the chosen.

[@ChloeBlu]

This match was freakin insane. The amount of power in this room… Keanu would be proud.

[@boocoz]

Damien saying Ian’s name and quickly correcting himself to the Chosen 😂

[@dragonbowlsupper]

Ian's Shayne voice is always amazingly accurate

[@Xankek]

ians voice kind of reminds me of mirandasings

[@m00nrac00n]

Tommy and Damien were so on point here. Cant believe Tommy only used to be behind the scenes cuz he is so good.

[@comixsfan767]

Ok respect for Amanda's commitment

[@Yammenkow]

When she said "this one is evil. Heh." I felt that.

[@merry8647]

Tommy having that garbage pincher as a sword is just perfect, gets me every time

[@TenderLove-ChickenTender]

Lol Ians "the chosen" voice is bordering his Billy Maze impersonation 😂

[@myfaceismyshield5963]

you meant Mays, right?

[@TenderLove-ChickenTender]

@@myfaceismyshield5963 Yes...Thanks 😬 I'm just going to say it was early in the morning and my sense of spelling wasn't in the room with me when I made this comment.

[@SirNeutral]

Not to be confused with Billy Maize, owner of Billy's Corn Crib and Taco Stand

[@coont9120]

The fact that both Tommy and Amanda are in this, I already know it's gonna be a banger

[@jach_frosted]

Sometimes I forget that Ian is actually a good actor ahahahahah

[@TrickyDryad]

I can't believe that Origin Shayne managed to pull the title of The Chosen from Shayne, and with such grace too, an incredible up set.

[@wiktorrobaczynski]

When they say "chosen" it sounds like a bunch of wild pokemons saying their name. But dang it, Daddy Chosen won.

[@Aforeman570]

00:46 LMAO Amanda open mouth breathing is so chosen coded

[@bryce8348]

Pt 3 of recommending Amanda and Damien to play phasmophobia as Mario and Luigi to continue the Mario reunion.

[@TreblewolfMR]

Yes!!

[@saintposeidongaming921]

@SMOSH

[@theawesomegamebox513]

YES

[@matthewbeechr]

I like that Tommy and Amanda’s Chosen is just Jennifer Coolidge

[@willowthompson9220]

The villain of the Chosen multiverse is Chosen Trevor from mythical kitchen.

[@kaylapratley3]

Yesss that's so true

[@alexisoelberg7448]

Yessss🤣🤣

[@willowthompson9220]

You could say that it’s…….. another banger.

[@ijustwanticecream7216]

Wouldn't it be Lex Orange County from every universe?

[@kevannpankhurst]

Amanda’s improv skills are so great

[@ymorehouse2]

Ian trying to hold it together in the beginning😅

[@naibswife]

“yet again it hit somewhere i do not understand” i love amanda amanda and tommy together are always priceless

[@ziadtayara5661]

the chosen was great this episode and the chosen kept on winning my heart over but honestly the chosen is the best.

[@imgunnafuckingkillmyself5151]

L take. The chosen was better.

[@44EricRH44]

I for one, agree with you completely.

[@tis-gem]

Anyone else just realize that Jennifer Coolidge is a multiverse Chosen

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Maybe the real Crazy Bone competition...was the Chosens we met along the way. Never expected The Chosen to say Hook was his favorite movie on my 2023 bingo but here we are. No surprise The Chosen has great taste! He recognizes the unlimited power of Dante Basco, being Rufio as well as the voice of Zuko and Jake Long the American Dragon. And by unlocking the “Keeyah!”, he managed to beat another Chosen. Well played, Chosen. Kudos to the other Chosens for flexing their holy 3DS and Spider-Man lunchbox. Seriously though, Ian’s The Chosen voice was the most accurate. He was naturally ready to win.

[@justsimon4196]

I don’t know why but the visual of all of them wearing the wolf shirts just broke me immediately

[@NorangeBunny]

I'm not even a 90s kid, but my friend had a HUGE collection of gogos/crazy bones that I remember admiring, but not knowing how to play with

[@moondaughter1004]

I'm not a 90s kid either but I remember gogos being really popular when I was in elementary school. We used to play it during our breaks

[@notjustlaura6708]

I always called them gogos, I never heard about "crazy bones" that's interesting. I used to be a try hard as a child with them, I still have my little collection lol

[@nikkip3616]

My brother and I called them gogos. We have a big bucket of them just in our basement somewhere. This unlocked such a core memory. We would always buy them from like five below on the way down to the shore and play them with other kids. I just liked collecting them.

[@GeekExtremist]

I'm a 90s kid, and I don't think I ever heard of them before. I want to say the commercial sounds familiar, but then again, it sounds like all the toy commercials of the 90s 🤣

[@emmyvillaatchinson]

i love the attempt at center parting amanda’s bangs

[@charlied9997]

Damien's "I'm edging as well" comment hahahaha

[@briwilliams7377]

I love that this is such a hard character for everyone to maintain composure with. Watching everyone break character and laugh at eachothers jokes is the best part 😂

[@casey2308]

I saw Amanda as The Chosen and clicked IMMEDIATELY 😂

[@EllieNFriends]

“i’m gonna put maria away because she’s stressed out” was great

[@f2pdokkanplayer]

I just realised I've seen shayne mostly either sitting or standing alone. Just watching him standing with people in the video, made me realise he is actually short.😅😅😅😅 It's like he is a lil brother

[@ruth649]

I've never understood all the short jokes before - in this line up it suddenly makes more sense.

[@NoGNoK]

Short king 🤴

[@pa5666]

Ok, so it isn't just me! I've watched Smosh on and off for years and this is literally the first video where there is a noticeable difference in height between everyone lol. The short king jokes make sense now. I always thought people were overreacting xD

[@explorer47422]

*looks up Shayne's height to be 5ft 8* ... fuck, he's 1 inch taller than me

[@suppohkram]

10:16 Tommy’s character break 😂 im obsessedddddd

[@Kazutoification]

I didn't realize Shayne and Ian are close in height.

[@hrvbox]

Shayne Ian and Damien are pretty close in height

[@gardenfairy8391]

i love how in the subtitles they're listed as chosen 1 chosen 2 female chosen purple hair chosen leader chosen idk i found that funny

[@kaybart]

Damien (sorry, Chosen) saying, "What you don't realize is all my bones are crazy, but I normalized it by talking about it" made me seal-bark laugh even when I was half-listening cause I had just gotten a text. Powerful stuff 😆

[@kquiteno]

The fact they had real Crazy Bones hit me with a huge wave of nostalgia. It opened a whole chapter in my life that hadnt been opened in ages 🤣🤣🤣

[@chicle_productions]

I love how Ian’s Chosen kind of sounds like Owen Wilson. Could Owen Wilson guest star as a Chosen?

[@Lavenrius]

The dip in the camera when The Chosens are all introducing themselves when Shayne Chosen spoke was so freaking funny

[@RobbieDBobbet]

Not gonna lie, I straight up expected SOMEONE to bring actual bones to the table..

[@jennakay5525]

Smosh should have a Chosen Summer Games!!😂

[@greggceballos2611]

The Council of Augustus playing cards against humanity or the impossible item would be great

[@elisabeth8683]

Amanda’s presence is so funny and her characters are always so good!!

[@The_Jantof]

Why does Ian’s Chosen have an undertone of Heath Ledger’s Joker?

[@coolbrotherf127]

Directed by Spencer as well, he's really progressed a lot since he was just an editor.

[@PROGAMING-vt1kf]

The chosen's sword skillz at the end were the coolest thing I've ever seen

[@uhejnjd]

I love how this character is just the character noone can stay in.

[@thelockheedr_22]

Fitting that the progenitor of all things Smosh wins the match of the Chosen.

[@ThreeGoddesses]

I know that Shane has SOME insecurities about his height, but man... Is EVERYONE at Smosh taller than he is?

[@lucagreco9436]

Eh who cares

[@m00nrac00n]

Spencer is shorter I think.

[@sweetembrace6706]

@@lucagreco9436 probably the person that commented and asked. hope that helps.

[@Rawrmuffin0]

@@m00nrac00nSpencer Olivia and Angela I believe are shorter than shayne 😂

[@proverbialloaf]

Nah Shayne is a short KING

[@kendrakoraea9622]

I think shaynes chosen episodes are some of the best content on the internet period

[@SquishyBauBau]

I think my favourite thing about this episode is how hard everyone is trying not to burst from laughing.

[@fulecia]

Ian sounding like the joker this whole time makes me giggle

[@hufflepuffwannabe]

18:28 that’s honestly so impressive

[@samanthaleo2590]

I’m hysterically laughing at Damien’s way of holding back his laughter by pursing his lips. Also just this entire video is hysterical.

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Ian’s Christopher Walken Chosen fusion was making me cry from laughter.

[@lexiemmm]

This is why I'm subscribed to Smosh.

[@rwenaldrich]

Shayne,Damien,And Ian all sound almost the exact same and it’s freaking incredible,hilarious,and so freaking insane.

[@Lennus19]

"more like Marie Antoi-NOT" a few minutes in and I'm already wheezing

[@zenonbabycakes4064]

Ian’s chosen is so disturbingly good 😂

[@bubblischh]

This is the best video they've ever done. Hands down. Cried laughing so many times

[@Aviaidan]

NEED PART 3! Arasha, Angela, Chanse, Anthony, and Shayne is a video I need to seeeeee

[@jkopvbh]

I love seeing all of them next to each other with they’re different heights it’s so cute 🥺

[@sketchflix6425]

Ian coming back is the best thing for Smosh's revival❤️

[@mdccxcii6340]

This is the last thing I expected when I installed the multi dimensional portal in the janitors closet.

[@mincemeatpie2543]

I need a whole book series like the Bobiverse just about The Chosen.

[@bryndot6904]

When Ian said "Maria" I honestly expected him to reference Shadow the Hedgehog

[@daytman1524]

This was one of the first (new) Smosh videos I saw, and coming back to it now that I know the cast members in it, this is one of the most insane Smosh videos.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The Chosen fun fact: The Chosen not only founded Waffle House, but he also created the Waffle House Index for extreme weather in the southern United States. The index has three levels, Green, Yellow, and Red. Green means normal operations. Yellow means a limited menu and no power or power delivered by a generator. Red means the restaurant is closed and you should take the storm seriously. I am my country's version of The Chosen. I hope to visit the US as well as to other universes so I could finally meet these other Chosens. I haven't been able to because governments are afraid of my ultimate power. They're jealous I have what they don't.

[@SerahBay]

5:45 "sorry about all the chi" LMAOOO

[@cjslippin9274]

I love how anyone in the chosen role seems to go method with it The chosen consumes them

[@jennymck7320]

The fact they held it together as well as they did, bravo! I would have lost it so many times. 😹😹😹

[@sawyerbowin6679]

*in chosen voice* He has risen

[@AaronLevyDrums]

He has risen indeed.

[@PlebianGorilla]

You can put Amanda in anything and I’ll watch it but THIS. THIS IS A TREAT. I LOVE THIS.