"I'm 36 now, im not really taking on mates anymore" 😂😂😂😂 I get that completely.
@HarrisonWheeler3588 ай бұрын
I'm 25 and stopped taking mates on a few years ago xD
@Rydonattelo9 ай бұрын
This is true in 90s/00s west coast Scotland school culture. To be a top boy you had to be either good a football, good at fighting or handsome. If you were lucky enough to be all 3 you lived like a god amongst men. Even in primary school if you were the top footballer in your year it was just assumed you were also one of the best fighters and you were never expected to prove this, it just came with the reputation. By high-school however this was no longer a given and simply being good at football wasn't enough to be high in the pecking order. But yes...... if you had all 3 going for you ...... football, fighting and good-looking you were a celebrity 😂
@monaebreak5618 ай бұрын
Never stop taking on mates! ❤
@jharri79085 ай бұрын
One of the best stand up routines in a long time👏👌
@kremapeneva97329 ай бұрын
Kevin, you are a legend. Love from Bulgaria!
@noghd25609 ай бұрын
Did he buy a horse from you?
@kremapeneva97329 ай бұрын
@@noghd2560 Haha, yeah, the horse story. Nope, it wasn't me. Lol
@alasdairlivingston92419 ай бұрын
No problem understanding you bro you are a legend
@mrbeeoutdoors32138 ай бұрын
1:18 😂Hahahahah! That is a killer line!
@THEMANFROMSCOTLAND8 ай бұрын
Man's a phenom 💯😆😂
@MalevolentReflux9 ай бұрын
"Name your stroke mate, name your stroke!" - KZbin has been a good little boy when it comes to the recommendations lately.
@joemiles34479 ай бұрын
Oh do us a favour
@ludou79 ай бұрын
Good little boy..?
@MalevolentReflux9 ай бұрын
@@ludou7 you're also a good little boy
@joelmacinnes23919 ай бұрын
Mon and I'll take you a length then!
@gaffeloАй бұрын
Ip
@Chris-kc6nv9 ай бұрын
Got there in the end with the Bunsen burner and the accent 😅👌🏻
@EdinMike8 ай бұрын
“Name your stroke” 😅
@loucipher678 ай бұрын
John
@CyberGrapeKaz6 ай бұрын
Steve
@greenwoodfarms79207 ай бұрын
The transfer window closes at 30 😂
@andreashaynes33469 ай бұрын
Outstanding Kevin 🤣💎🤣💎🤣
@raycarter40309 ай бұрын
a very funny bloke.
@AR-fy2qo9 ай бұрын
Genius. Plinks all around
@paupauk51629 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 love it
@vn39829 ай бұрын
No captions are available for the video so I can’t understand 😂 love you mate
@malahammer9 ай бұрын
nor can the captions generator :)
@CyberGrapeKaz8 ай бұрын
If you need subtitles then you're on the wrong page 😂
@KevinJones-yg8xt6 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter. The captions don't understand Scottish English anyway. I'm from Ireland and understand the Scottish accent. The captions always get it wrong.
@CyberGrapeKaz6 ай бұрын
@@KevinJones-yg8xt I'm Scottish 🏴
@Ultraw9 ай бұрын
Name your stroke 😂😂
@charleslouden66009 ай бұрын
Funny as a fart in a space suit to coin a phrase from a truly funny comedian.
@Home-u6g9 ай бұрын
THAT'S the type of joke you prefer??
@cromulentpotato8 ай бұрын
you can quote somebody or you can coin a phrase, but you literally can't do both in one
@michellebyrom65512 ай бұрын
I'll get my Dad to Butterfly you!. Roflmao.
@BrianMartin-ex3ur8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DeathCrunch9 ай бұрын
These are getting brutal, Brendan Schaub level hack material.
@stuartsmillie81759 ай бұрын
Nae bother Chad Hogan!
@TC8787-yq7og9 ай бұрын
Stop watching them then, or try and have a go at it yourself.
@DeathCrunch9 ай бұрын
@@TC8787-yq7og What, perform standup for myself to make myself laugh? Think before you type. And yeah, I'll go watch someone less washed up than Kevin, Amy Schumer or Hannah Gadsby maybe.
@colette44376 ай бұрын
😂
@EllieCumming-mo2ji8 ай бұрын
Why can't we put blazing saddles, I know it's not pc, but I'm Scottish and believe me if I can laugh at myself for being Scottish, then I can laugh at any one else lo. Talk about blazing saddles, so many people are really dying for it, not because it's racist, it's just funny. Dare yea XX
@panoptikum9768Ай бұрын
What?
@macras38879 ай бұрын
You have no business being this funny. F'ckn stop it.