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[@AlexMeyersVids]

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[@terminaltatum]

Thanks

[@madde.x]

Why

[@ArcstarTheCommenter6337]

Love when you upload, dude

[@potatoiskindagoodngl4769]

Hi, have you ever heard of hokus pokus? You should make a video about it

[@skinnipenys1239]

no

[@mmaantj]

If i had a nickel for every time cole sprouse’s character held a monologue about being weird, i’d have two nickels which isnt a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzli]

Three times 5 five feet apart counts 2

[@InexplicablyPurpleRose]

Love the P&F reference.

[@mmaantj]

@@InexplicablyPurpleRose i have a confession to do i had no idea that was from P&F but it definitely makes the joke better

[@ninjanibba4259]

He did it in Zack & Cody all the time

[@kevin-wo4rs]

@@mmaantj I think the doctor says it. I’m surprised you didn’t since it’s sometimes mentioned so much at times lmao

[@dandelion473]

I love how this movie feels like a "Grown up Cody Martin x Lara Jean coffeeshop on Mars AU" fanfic that the writers borrowed from Wattpad lmao.

[@kimbapkidding2634]

how has no one replied to you THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

You know when someone says something brilliant that makes complete sense, but you didn't realize it until they said it. That's you right now. You're brilliant.

[@xcape4734]

I have no clue what any of those words mean

[@spiderscurry5614]

@@NWednesdayQuansah HASDHAHSHDHAHHA

[@mesmoe-rizing]

I feel like anything Cole stars in gives off that fanfic feel for some reason

[@davebowman5152]

"I can't believe Riverdale got renewed for a 7th season" Well let's be real now, in 2049 Riverdale will be renewed for it's 27th season

[@varisrevolver4061]

And that's being generous, they'll probably be hitting season 127 if they wanted, 5 seasons a year

[@cherryblossom7120]

Seriously?🤨

[@Aslamxsha]

Wut

[@myquiescentmind]

Y'know I really do think Riverdale is God's way of punishing us, which (𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴) means it'll probably never end.

[@gmoney4215]

in 2049 Archie will just be literally superman and Riverdale will be the only town on earth after a nuclear holocaust but it survived because ethel is a witch that cast a protection spell on the town

[@t.rae.storyteller]

The old lady vacuuming over any two characters making out is my favorite graphic 🤣 (along with the Red Flag of course)

[@pinkroses7256]

The red flag one has to be my favorite I die of laughter every time it comes on 🤣🤣

[@simplesimply3753]

@@pinkroses7256 I have the red flags as a saved gif to send to friends. 🤣

[@princessissii]

@@simplesimply3753 that’s sooo smart 😍

[@xtro9296]

Ahh yes the mighty red flag 🚩

[@kokosan09]

couldn't agree more!

[@danieltolson5341]

The real question is why they called it Moonshot when they were going to Mars?

[@kateworkman921]

Might be a play on that saying about "shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

[@EatMyRawrz]

@@kateworkman921 to be fair were my thoughts too. Just so they could be "quirky"

[@nickymason9382]

Might be because moonshot is a term used in tech to describe an ambitious goal

[@bingbong3656]

Marshot sounds kinda weird

[@Destinnies]

@@bingbong3656 What about "A trip to mars" but i guess that sounds...boring?

[@parading_panda1210]

"Did she just smile at me??" ~*jumps up and clicks his heels together, and starts a dance number to "Singing in the rain"*~

[@PyroSter]

No, cause why is that me every time someone just stares at my direction (in my head of course cause I’m normal sometimes lmao)

[@ihatemickiegee]

ah fuck singin in the rain just reminds me of a clockwork orange

[@caffeinatednation8885]

@@ihatemickiegee Tom Holland.

[@ross9944]

No cuz that would make the movie way more entertaining

[@patthetech]

A movie about going to Mars is called "moonshot". And they go back to Earth... not even from Mars to Earth's Moon?

[@kateworkman921]

Might be a play on that saying about "shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

[@patthetech]

@@kateworkman921 You're giving them WAY too much credit lol

[@kateworkman921]

@@patthetech Lol, perhaps.

[@tasselsioi]

It's a phrase to aim for something that is seemingly impossible to attain

[@Prizzlesticks]

@@kateworkman921 The original meaning of the term was a task that was a longshot, a monumental undertaking with little chance of equal returns. That being said, I don't see any reason why they couldn't just make it a lunar colony, other than the fact a trip to Mars is much longer in duration and Elon has a hardon at just the thought of landing there. Shit, they could've gone real wild and had the destination be Europa or another satellite of an outer planet, and then had some fun with the potential evolution of space travel while still making the destination a moon. But eh. What do you expect from movies like these.

[@alexanderthegreat1270]

I feel bad for Cole Sprouse, he’s a pretty great actor in some stuff, but Riverdale is the equivalent of an albatross riddled with cancer tied around his neck with Mithril chain

[@aidenbilling5519]

you've got a way with words

[@122pj_b]

@@aidenbilling5519 I know right

[@Styxaroo]

I like your funny words magic man.

[@katie5998]

magic man make me go ha ha

[@shreya446]

dayum bru

[@brittanymikulak7416]

I’m surprised you didn’t comment on the fact that this is technically the first “dumb character” in the room compared to all his other characters 😂 all his other characters he played have been “I’m the smartest guy in the room” types and in this movie they actively say how dumb he is 😂

[@TheHylianDragonGirl]

What about Zack? Zack isn’t super smart.

[@rojo1945]

@@TheHylianDragonGirl Zack where?

[@rojo1945]

@@TheHylianDragonGirl if you're talking about The suite Life, Zack was the dumb one was played by his brother Dylan Sprouse

[@bby_Reaper]

@@TheHylianDragonGirl Zack was played by his brother Dylan he played Cody

[@TheHylianDragonGirl]

@@bby_Reaper I think it’s actually the other way around. Cole is the one in riverdale, right? He’s also the one who played Cody. Dylan is Zack. I think I’m confused? Now I got it, I think. Dylan is Zack, and Cole is Cody, who is also the dude in Riverdale. (Never watched it, never want to.)

[@94frankiec]

As soon as you hear “let’s pretend to date” in a modern film you can turn it straight off knowing the ending will be the two people getting together. It👏🏼never👏🏼changes👏🏼and👏🏼it’s👏🏼boring

[@orionh5535]

People need things to depend on. If the person ends up with the hotie they want, and dumps the not as attractive but totaly right for them fake date, society as we know it would collapse.

[@johannascott1593]

It's just soooooo overdone and unoriginal

[@abbywolffe4114]

I actually really want to see this trope but with a gay guy and a lesbian so there's no chance they fall in love

[@alysiarobichaud6197]

I disagree, I love the whole fake dating trope. The excitement doesn't come from the end when they end up together, I enjoy the slow realization of each that "Oh shit, I like them", and I like seeing two people get to know each other. As soon as they agree to fake date, they start sharing things with each other they normally wouldn't share on a first date or something because they've ruled each other out as a partner.

[@tammy5466]

@@alysiarobichaud6197 so you like boring cliches

[@rosecrystal1800]

For more than half of these movies and series, I saw them from your commentaries 😂 They are so much more fun to watch than the movies/episodes themselves.

[@DarkxRob]

I wanna like ur comment but bc im rlly immatur i cant

[@TheFantazingo]

In a weird way, similar to watching someone play a game. You skip all the "grinding", same is true for average series. We get just the good parts, including great commentary!

[@fallenpandora5598]

Same haha

[@curstinw6420]

Same, I always have to explain to people that I technically haven't watched the movie/show but I've watched commentary video on it

[@esmevigil23]

His commentaries is the only reason I know what goes on in Riverdale lmao

[@ZundelArt]

I do not care how unromantic the long distance feels for the teens- there is no way in hell this woman is dumping her hot, rich and smart bf with a stable job that she has been dating for years, just to get together with Jughead.

[@eiffelviolet]

There's kind of mean of you to say that.

[@imstupidbut9552]

Nah cause her bf wanted to live in Mars but she wants to stay in earth

[@nikkiu.2148]

Even with all the pros, at the end of the day, they weren't compatible enough to stay in a relationship together because they both wanted different things out of their futures (and on two completely different planets at that)

[@user-kr9ci4qh6g]

I'm a girl and I've dated a jughead and it wasn't worth it. Stay with the stable ones

[@alexandergremory9468]

@@user-kr9ci4qh6g With a name like that you sound like my type

[@hopelovegood8131]

"I'm not like other girls. I hate fun" 💀💀💀💀😩. I can't ✋🏿

[@bellasreact960]

One girl: I’m not like other girls I read book Another girl: I’m not like other girls I party Yet another girl: I’m not like other girls I play sports WTF

[@hopoffmydick9574]

She literally just has a personality how is she the "not like other girls" type 🧍

[@josalynngreen5567]

But seriously, Cole went from looking 17 to his actual age of 30 and now he looks like he’s 20🤨

[@lili-oy1xf]

He looks his age to me

[@EZ-IZZY1995]

When people gain some weight (especially around the face) they tend to look younger because the lines smooth out a little bit.

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

HE’S 30?!

[@cherylgrace4491]

@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Yup he turns 30yo in August

[@josalynngreen5567]

Yeah I know right he doesn’t look 30, which I think is really lucky but yeah that can occur due to weight gain

[@meetaverma8372]

I have started to think Cole and Dylan Sprouse need to stay together like old days, other wise they would work in stupid films

[@DesireeWelcome]

At least Dylan didn't return to the third After movie.

[@meetaverma8372]

@@DesireeWelcome I mean he is the older. In fact he should take a look at Cole's choices

[@meetaverma8372]

@Thor yeah, but he can be his baby brother's P.A.

[@anikinmcmannis]

I think Cole did great in Five Feet Apart.

[@meetaverma8372]

@@anikinmcmannis he's great in any project he's in, he just isn't good at picking them

[@Licaba7]

So they end up together? after she tells him the most brutal and callous thing a person with an existential crisis could hear. After dumping him and leaving him to rot in jail? Okay...

[@valeriaferrari9737]

That's what I'm sayinggg like- 💀 where the damn self respect at

[@christ-abel8774]

"“Someone who's nice to me and has pulse”- actually you know what ? Nevermind. "Pulse: optional”." I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adrianabrown7238]

Good for him for leaving “nice to me” though 😂

[@littlejuicebox]

Now you don't even have a pulse

[@christ-abel8774]

@@adrianabrown7238 right?? At least he's got ONE thing right LMAO!!

[@christ-abel8774]

@@littlejuicebox OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@you_already_have_it]

HA ha ... ha... 😐

[@CassandraHoggins]

The first sin this movie committed was having a character named Walt.

[@juliannehannes11]

And it's not an 80yr-old man or boy from 1950

[@TheMarslMcFly]

@@juliannehannes11 You now they say everything's coming back. I legit wouldn't be surprised if it's cool in 25 years to give your kid a name from 100 years ago.

[@juliannehannes11]

@@TheMarslMcFly Some names don't come back. History buffs and nostalgia hipsters always choose last names to honor the past, they'll name their sons Ford and their daughters Harper never names like Walt and Martha, Walt is more like an ironic dog name that has zero appeal as a baby name. Case in point, my sister is a history buff who studied Walt Whitman and she named her sons Callahan and Roland

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

You must hate Breaking Bad then…

[@DecemberDaydreams]

DISNEY

[@Itz_Jxnx]

I can't hear Cole saying "fit in" without thinking about this line from Riverdale "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in and I don't wanna fit in"

[@someone3195]

I'm actually impressed by the creativity. It's the type of a movie, that can be watched again for it's cheesiness. It's still dumb, but a light-hearted sci-fi rom-com that's not dystopian seemed very cool to me :)

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

It’s kinda dystopian.

[@tanyagio1026]

Yes i super agree. For other people its "dumb". Then don't watch. Lol Your comment is on point btw. I enjoyed the movie despite of its flaws.

[@ninili830]

yes you're absolutely right 🤣 I know it'ss dumb but i am in for it 👌

[@audreyclement5634]

I absolutely agree, i adored this movie!

[@florencebutterfly]

Agree. A little similar to the book The Loneliest Girl on the Universe (maybe the title is wrong) but I would definitely enjoy if this movie was a book instead.

[@freedomtompkins9536]

“I can’t believe riverdale got renewed for a 7th season” I agree Alex, I AGREE

[@trinaq]

Likewise, I wouldn't be surprised if it got renewed for a 50th season, at this rate!

[@theredalpha7290]

7?? And yet the punisher and daredevil were canceled. The audacity.

[@Den-et1pj]

Then riverdale got cancelled and Alex went 😳

[@CrossOutBryce]

Obviously Cole is just acting for the fun of it lmao. I think he enjoys being in these movies where he doesn't have to try too hard. And on Riverdale, he can be as wacky and insane as he wants now, especially with Season 6 LOL

[@heyyou9313]

And gets paid decent money for it 🤣

[@audreyclement5634]

I agree i love him haha

[@iblivs21]

At the end of the day, the only thing that's important there is the 🤑💰

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

@@iblivs21 that's not the important thing.

[@jordantanirau679]

I love how Walt is treated as dumb but he knows how to reprogram an AI. Like I am of basic intelligence and I would have no clue how to do that

[@39IA]

Could be basic knowledge for year 2049 (or what year where they in?)

[@jordantanirau679]

@@39IA that is a good point

[@xxgirl101xx]

Sophie: I’m here because people want me here The Reality: she’s there because she’s rich enough to blow a million on Mars

[@myquiescentmind]

I found out that I have the day off today, there's delicious leftovers in the fridge so I don't need to cook, and I finally got my potting soil, so now I can spend a day planting and chilling out while sipping tea and listening to a new video from Alex. Couldn't ask for a better Tuesday☕

[@knownbeforecreation]

That really does sound like the perfect day

[@Goodstitching]

gamer

[@SimoraCheeks1]

Bliss

[@SeaWiseBrain]

I’m going to copy your day. My sweet basil plant needs repotting after all and I like tea too 🍵

[@myquiescentmind]

@Sayu Well I hope you enjoy your cup of tea, and may your basil plant stay healthy and strong, have a lovely time 🌿

[@AshleyAdam16]

Holy fucking shit the way Sophie dumped Walt was so unnecessarily brutal.

[@erikm8373]

If there is one positive to say about this movie, the phrase "quantum splicing" as an explanation for how you can communicate between planets without delay is actually one of the few times you can slap the word "quantum" into your technobabble and have it make sense. One of the potential real-world applications of quantum physics is the teleportation of information

[@itzelmontalvo6645]

Intelligent person alert

[@ernestomiloli8414]

I doubt they knew that.

[@redpanda9367]

I love the whole “You’ll never find true love and will never be useful or good enough for success and happiness unless you’re famous on the internet” message they’re going for here..

[@maiatjarks7939]

If you watch the movie tho, that’s really not the message

[@redpanda9367]

@@maiatjarks7939 are you trying to tell me that Alex lied to us?

[@angiewinchester3384]

But... He ended up realizing that that was not the case.. That's why he goes back to earth.

[@checksanity]

@@redpanda9367 He left a few key bits of info out.

[@ajjamsen694]

Someone needs to show Walt's reaction to finding out Sophie's parents are dead to that Adison Ray chick cause she needs lessons in He's All That "Ooooooh...I'm soooo sorry your parents are dead lol" no Adison, no 😆

[@charminsi]

He definitely did a better job than her in the expression department 😂

[@twitterodammit5082]

@@charminsi not in the vocal department though

[@TheWildNorseman0803]

Legit watched this get copyright striked and then unstriked in the span of like 14 hours. Love it screw Warner bros

[@patrickmcgavin2245]

Wtf is this robot Gary's easily the best part of the movie.

[@122pj_b]

gary always was a great character 😔✊

[@swiftlymc]

Literally every character named Gary is the same and im all for it

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

“Pulse optional” 😂 That made me think of that line from the song My Type where the guy says “You know you’re just my type. You’ve got a pulse and you are breathing” 😂

[@arjans7573]

Cole Sprouse obviously doesn’t care about making good movies.

[@thatastastan]

“Coke” lmao

[@carter_lovejoy]

He’s obviously resorting his film choices to be $100 million CW production style movies for his teenage girl fanbase to see (since he can’t escape the fact that he’s on Riverdale) and not starring in anything like an indie/arthouse film or a critically acclaimed movie that gets Oscar buzz.

[@freedomtompkins9536]

He doesn’t really have a choice with the movies and shows he’s given

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

fr

[@chloetaterka121]

i mean why should he? he's kinda scored the bag and he's got a college degree. he can literally do whatever the fuck he wants with no consequences right now lmfao

[@bishielurfer]

Her list of dream traits is insane. Ambidexterous? Can checkmate in 27 moves? Why???? It just reminds me of the spell the girl casts in Practical Magic where she tries to think of something so highly specific it will never come true.

[@SarahIlayda]

I actually really liked the fact that they're doing something new with the romcom genre at least with the setting, it was really enjoyable even if it was incredibly predictable

[@denimchicken104]

It’s not really a new concept though. Hell, passengers in 2016 dealt with the exact same thing.

[@Avatarmariz]

Passengers? The one with chris pratt where he wakes up a pretty girl and end up having to save everything?

[@denimchicken104]

@@Avatarmariz yes. His whole purpose of going on the journey is to get away from his old life and start anew on another planet. His conversation with the robot bartender summarizes his plight which is identical to the guy in this movie.

[@audreyclement5634]

Yes! Itwas refreshing and i want more of it!

[@selenaq24]

Honestly that one story he told about the sun is probably the reason they never accepted him into the Mars program 😂😂

[@mixe]

I am literally watching this movie and as I'm doing so, you just pull a "Moonshot is hilariously dumb".

[@trinaq]

You must have excellent timing!

[@anandiganguly3086]

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Cole Sprouse is slowly morphing into Matthew Perry, like why do they look so alike?? Even his mannerisms in this movie are so Chandler-like.

[@project_deadace]

AYY a new show with little quirky characters who are totally normal but are shown as quirky.

[@edenmckinley3472]

I love the opposite: truly quirky characters and the quirky things they do are seen as normal.

[@SoVidushi]

"Sophie's new step boyfriend" that's quite a sequence of words

[@thatthiccboi1187]

As I understood, Sophie left her boyfriend also because he didn't continue their original plan of cleanig up earth and making it livable again. The movie could have been an interesting commentary on how hyped up Mars is as an escape from pollution or, in the case of this movie, boredom, loneliness, stagnation etc.

[@trangl8606]

one of her “life partner checklist” items was AMBIDEXTROUS lmao

[@freedomtompkins9536]

I just love how funny you make these movies sound

[@R3GARnator]

That list of traits she wants in a boyfriend was a huge red flag.

[@JuneieBack]

I didn’t realize that it was Cole Sprouse until I saw the movie on HBOmax. I thought it was Dylan until I saw his name on the cast list.

[@jule6343]

I'm so glad you kept this last random thoughts in... Kind of missed them in the previous videos :)

[@shahidah6714]

I’m so glad he brought it back. The previous videos ended so abruptly and felt incomplete.

[@cariandi]

I could not stop laughing at that "it's you!" "leon kovi" exchange because my mind just went "NO BITCH, that's Zach Braff". I was not expecting Mr. Scrubs himself to show up like that.

[@sophiewang4205]

i couldn't stomach more than half the movie but it bothered me so much how walt supposedly would give anything to go to mars and he worked his ass off but he doesn't know basic things about the program, like sophie's field or how to make an application. talking about your personal passion for space is touching, but it doesn't give them any idea as to why they should hire you?? also they made the trailer so pretty and the visuals and colors seemed really nice... and in the actual movie they show none of the beauty of space or anything that would satisfy all the wonder that walt's weird speech seemed to be building up to

[@fabiandurr6865]

I love how Cole Spouse always looks like he constantly has a question mark etched on his forehead.

[@kristinbenton9340]

The animated hand puppets was worth a thousand words. Fantastic. You do the best work! At the end. Watching through the rant!! 🌸

[@MuscleMilk01]

It’s actually incredible something so horrid was fully created and endorsed by HBO

[@elihlecele5972]

You will be surprised. They hv some bad stuff

[@sherwinceleste1707]

@@elihlecele5972 they have the bad poseeey

[@kassiogomes8498]

HBO Max and HBO aren't the same thing. People need to understand that.

[@hannaht7970]

I honestly wish Gary would have gotten more screen time, like he was my favorite character. Walt couldn't even talk to a single robot without calling it Gary.

[@Jamsterman25]

I agree totally, I stopped before spoilers and just watched this with my wife. They really could have just had Walt be immediately deported back to earth then have Sophie jump on the rocket at the last minute and be like: you were right! Saves 15 minutes of runtime and probably hours of writers room BS 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@PrincessMuk]

Alex's aside about the Sprouse twins being the best part of any movie they're in made me realize --- has he reviewed Five Feet Apart??? I loved it when it came out and I think it tackled its premise beautifully.

[@dkinla3408]

Query: Why in the heck is it called "Moonshot?" They go from Earth to Mars & back again. The moon does not have a dog in this fight at all.

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

😂🤣😭😭

[@emj.7203]

I completely agree Alex. I liked the concept of the movie when I watched the trailer bc I haven’t seen a rom com related to Mars. The first two acts made sense, although a bit cheesy, but it lost its spark in the end of the 2nd act into the 3rd. I feel like Sophie only cared about herself in the end. It felt kind of anti-climactic in the end between the two characters. Idk that’s just how I took it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@wjbushjr]

Nah that’s about right. An unlikeable person basically learns to get the stick out of their butt and go have fun. With a weirdo. It works. But it also the issue is that the person is actually unlikeable. A list of literally shitty things for the person to date is cringe inducingz

[@LizzylovesLobo]

The Space Between Us is a super cheesy highkey bad rom-com Mars movie you can also try out

[@alizd1096]

Pretty impressive with Cole and his acting, after so many years inactive. Those twins are really impressive!

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

I’m glad your outro thoughts are back, they’re always so interesting to listen to 🥰

[@TheGoldenDuckling]

There are so many shows that I’ve watched just to see how bad/ good they are in comparison to what you have said, and I think this might be my next show

[@jesuscamacho1164]

At 8:22 when he said “pulse optional” I bursted out laughing 😂

[@enikocsaszar2874]

The animation on the hands at 6:00 looks really cool

[@katiesnyder6296]

I love how the background music is literally the same melody has Bella’s Song from Twilight

[@The_Nightsong]

will never get tired of that red-flag parade!!!

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

I use the GIF often!

[@hollenfeuer1]

I haven't seen him really act as an adult, but he really doesn't seem that bad.

[@omalzuko]

I like the way you did your final thoughts. I think the quick transition and lack of end card makes it far clearer that there’s a reason to watch until the end.

[@filmfreakbecky]

YESS loved hearing your thoughts on this!!! I felt the same too where the premise was cute but then by the end it’s like….okay hes a tik tok star now??? 😂

[@michelleoliveirastb8383]

I really think that some movies had such potential.. sometimes it seems like if only the script was a little different or if it was directed differently then it would be better.

[@audreyclement5634]

I just loved this movie. They didn’t try to make it not dumb, it was great because it was so dumb and so impossible. They embraced the clichées and the unrealistic spaceship look. I loved the sarcastic jokes from the robot and how cheesy it was. And the tiny cat❤️ plus the acting was on point. I want to see cole make more cheesy comedies, he’s effortlessly funny :)

[@loriegabidel]

I love that in this movie we can go to Mars but have super clunky robots with MS DOS faces.

[@chaoticcollisions5328]

The fact that this robot is just screaming his business in the first scene is hilarious

[@MrProvincial]

Call me crazy but the way Cole acts here is incredibly similar to young Matthew Perry. If anyone ever decides to remake Friends (please no), he has to be the new Chandler Bing.

[@NashCrafter]

Completely agreed when you said the ending fell off! I was actually enjoying the first half of the movie until he got caught by Leon and got famous on their TikTok equivalent. The ending was just so weird! And yes there were tons of weird unnecessary jokes with other character. The best part was the first and second acts with Lana and Cole getting to know each other and having fun! After that, super strange ending.

[@ericasutton3147]

I’m assuming that the people who make these think that if they throw in celebrities that people are familiar with or know from stuff that were popular back in 2005 and think that their movie will be automatically good. Just to get kicked in the face after the movie comes out because it ended up sucking.

[@sourcandydoll]

Cole Sprouse is SO talented and not sucks to at he is often referred to as “Jughead.” I hope after Riverdale ends he won’t be typecasted

[@nancygonzalezgarcia8701]

“From the guy who produces all those CW shows”

[@smm855]

Weird movie, but that "I feel like a hot pocket" line was hilarious 🤣

[@freedomtompkins9536]

At least Cole Sprouse wasn’t in Riverdale this time

[@mewesquirrel6720]

I would watch it if they did that

[@lizzysmith1983]

I really do love the dynamic between Sophie and Calvin's mom in this movie. The way she legitimately just wants Sophie to be happy whether it's with her son or not

[@roobersmoth880]

You make a surprising amount of my little pony jokes with too much detail to not be suspicious. Are you sure you're not a brony? lmao

[@-keiskx1774]

Brony? 💀

[@cherie..cherry]

@@-keiskx1774 male who liked mlp 😂 “brother/bro” pony I think?? 😭

[@roobersmoth880]

@@cherie..cherry Yup Bro + pony = brony

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

He has to be a Brony lol….

[@iamthevillain9041]

“so your family is dead and youre currently dating your adoptive brother?” aka what aot could’ve been

[@TheLizbliz]

alex (as cole): 2:07 me: *patiently waiting for the next riverdale video*

[@WanderlustVisuals]

I actually really loved the movie, cole sprouse definitely knows how to keep the audience engaged with his quirky yet calm personality

[@GlimmerOfAComet]

Holy shit, I saw the ad for this movie multiple times and I thought it was Dylan Sprouse this entire time.

[@tmntaddict]

"I'm not a big commitment person."--proceeds to commitmentish to Cole Sprouse until she reaches Mars and then commits to how many more guys.

[@pinazee]

I was surprised i really enjoyed it. Lana had a great scene with the mom that actually choked me up a bit

[@winona1706]

This movie reminds me of some old Disney channel movies (DCOM) where they tried to show the moral values but the storyline never fully completed it task. And then hardly ever give me a satisfying ending, leaving me with "is that all? just like that?" feeling.

[@callmecristal]

You deserve like 20 million subs and at least 5 million views per video! Your content is so good Alex!!!

[@Niceparkingspotrita]

I about choked on my drink when the “robot boss” came on. Is that really the best they could come up with? Seriously HBO?

[@kayla2218]

I really liked the format of this video, especially with bringing the random thoughts back in at the end! 😄

[@glass.hammer]

This film feels like a drunk retelling of one of the futurama series finales.

[@dotunfadairo8496]

That "Pulse optional" joke had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

2:34 Fun fact that is a stock image of astronaught you can find online, I know this because I have used that exact image for some graphic design homework a while back. They blurred it but I spent too many hour staring at that image to not recognise it

[@CrispyDragons]

A perfect example of a sci-fi movie that could just as easily not be sci-fi at all because no one really does anything differently

[@ZhyrenStudios]

IK everyone is talking about the movie and animation, but Kirby with legs are sorta scary

[@winterso8589]

😂 Love all ur red flag breaks it had me rolling. New fan!

[@aishuvprasad7661]

OMG i really don't watch the actually show's and just watch ur videos it gives me the whole story line lol..

[@HannahsMusicAndNovels]

You know what gets me about this movies? Whenever a character talks about true personal drama, the person they're opening up to just has to double down on it and suddenly make it their story. That's kinda my life overall lol. Like seriously, you can go "my mom died when I was 12" and your convo buddy will be like "well, my parents died in an explosive car accident and I lost everything I ever loved when I was like 5."

[@WCYUM]

I don’t want to live in a world where Cole Sprouse is considered a “heartthrob”

[@joannas322]

Can we talk about the fact that Cole is almost 30! And he looks like it! Why is he still playing teenagers???

[@Chalome_Timotheeshvilli]

Exactly!