The Commentary That Shocked The Entire WOT Community

[@ClausKellerman]

I'm shocked that I screwed up the editing in this video!

[@free_live_free-511]

you mathed wrong

[@captainslow5299]

Hmm, 129 damage? 🙂 Love your little jokes there.

[@morstyrannis1951]

You appear to be wearing a hospital gown and look like they just wheeled you out of the shower room. Maybe it's one of the meds? Ask Nurse Ratchet.

[@peteredelman2155]

Noob 😂

[@Trentino_Adelaide]

@@morstyrannis1951 Limited Edition Claus Kellerman merch of his twitch channel emoticons, up close these tops are great, I can also see and agree with your comment lol

[@davidzarecky4078]

That final Char Futur game was something that every mediocre player should watch to feel better about themselves. It's the ultimate proof that even if you are really bad at aiming, strategizing, driving around, or basically doing anything else, you can still do 7 kills, 6k dmg and finish on top. All you need is for the clouds to part and for the sun to shine on the crack of your ass, every once in a while!

[@Scott-qv4nj]

I had game like that once. In a T110E4. I had 6k damage and 6 kills. I was shooting silver across the entire map and hit the coupla on 3 of my shots. I also hit a EBR at full speed with a snap shot HE shell. Best game ever had in the E4 and got the M at the end. It was all skill, I swear. The next game I bounced 3 gold shells on the lower plate of a T110E3. Good times

[@generalpublic3744]

In other words, infinite monkeys , infinite typewriters.

[@666Wizardsleeve]

Completely agree. I caught myself a couple of times saying out loud “oh, you fucking muppet”!

[@WalknTalknStevnHawkn]

Lmao

[@victorduffy4459]

Last game might be inspiration for a new series. Accidental Unicum

[@stevewebster5729]

Great idea!

[@adysharkeye]

I like the fact that he was asking for help ,when in fact he was only player left fron his entire team...poor char futur

[@HeinzGuderian_]

I'm shocked Claus found a comb.

[@carlosgauerke2466]

😂

[@flukeman022]

The video that shocked the entire YT community. 😂

[@morstyrannis1951]

Didn't you notice he's wearing a hospital gown? They must comb his hair when they give him his medication.

[@goaway7346]

Marty brought it home one day.

[@hansvanhemert845]

I like the Silent part😊

[@mikedeaton6416]

Longest silence on record from Claus!

[@KOS762]

The last game was great... but I was laughing so hard... thank you Claus

[@samjohnson466]

I shouldn't be but yes, I'm shocked at what can be achieved by these players who do not understand the basics of how this game works. It is hilarious to watch with your commentary Claus. Tank you.

[@lint8391]

The AX played like he was in a Citroen AX. And the Char 4 played like he was in a Renault 4.

[@DraftySatyr]

Giving your age away with those references!

[@lint8391]

@@DraftySatyr Guilty, as charged!

[@hautedaug]

As a member of the WOT community, I am shocked. Absolutely shocked.

[@nikgyu9622]

"If they can surge forward and die, so can I" - that is possibly the best war cry for random battles. Top stuff!

[@OriginalYonta]

129? checks out

[@dpoultski2499]

That phrase could be a new t-shirt or mug. Burned out tank with a "Why don't Unicoms get games like this?"

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

What kind of gsmes i have??? The ones where i lose all gold in one sitting. Last night i had 14!!! Lossed in a row and had to sell a tank, just to pay for my ammo. 😂😂

[@nacho71ar]

That last char futur 4 game deserved a vid of it's own... well done!

[@D4RKBRU73]

One of the best videos recently, i actually endorse the (lack of) editing, for me it's a much more genuine experience. And as a lover of sarcasm this video was a blast - thanks for the laughs Claus

[@Evil_Fester]

Ah the awkward quiet silence. Classic!!

[@Gola308]

Well, I'm sure I'm classified as one of the muppets..., not sure which one...

[@bradalloway3232]

That reference was from Frankie Goes to Hollywood the first CD you played in your new ride

[@allensanders5535]

that Minotauro game, he started the game with only 21 round of ammo that's half of a full loadout it holds 40 rounds. its a 5 shot clip not 6, i'm not a unicon by far but i don't think a unicon would start a game with half loadout of ammo.

[@ivanmarkovic8885]

This one really is one of the best commentary :)

[@Trentino_Adelaide]

@ClausKellerman You forgot to mention the hardest thing to get, Limited Edition, The Emoticons outfit your wearing, me, We need another chance to buy it. :)

[@KOS762]

Ammo capacity for the Mino is 40 rounds. he was short 19 rounds. Wonder if that was his second game, and he forgot to check auto resupply?

[@peterbassey9668]

That first battle is typical of all my first ten battles anytime I sit down to play WoT. If I go bald anytime soon from tearing at my hair, I'll hold WoT to blame.

[@zedwulf]

Here, here. I think of my first x games each day as "throw-away" games. Often times it happens on each vehicle change. Yet, I continue to play...

[@KOS762]

Claus, we give you enough content to bust our balls for years. Games we send you games and think... "Man that was a good game. I need to send it the Claus." Then you play it and do the commentary you just did today.... Make fun of us, bust our balls, and let it just flow. The sarcasm was so funny, thanks for the gut wrenching laughs. Epic!!!

[@andrewkletke9531]

Bork!Bork!Bork! I swear to god brother, you are the funniest thing I see most days. And I watch you every day. All of them. Congrats on your success with this KZbin shit. When I hit the lottery, you’re in my top 5 to kick to. Lol See ya in the morning. :)

[@peterk_hh]

Claus in a perfect mood today, thanks for making my day 😊❤

[@treadheadpete4770]

Very little shocks me anymore.

[@DraftySatyr]

The bit I really admired about Friskiie's performance was the 'anti-artillery' rocking backwards and forwards at 32:16 when he was one versus one against a BZ 68. 🤔🤔🤣🤣

[@scottmorse1798]

i love the story of the autobahn driver doing 180mph on auto pilot reading the newspaper and preformed the vanishing point with a bridge.

[@flukeman022]

1st battle all the meds gone north where the HTs goes, not one coved the middle and right flank. And the LT was the only one tried to spot but seemed like only two TD's tried to cover him. Then this guy complained "Why unicum don'tget games like this?" 1) they do get games like this, but just don't show them that much. 2) perhaps if he had gone to the middle to support the LT and asked other meds for support they might have done better. Or not, who knows.

[@pedjacar]

Minotauro game was vs bots, battle type: bots at 15:32

[@Abboman111]

Cent really felt the need to send him that replay?? No wonder I don’t see the few I send😂

[@MDMARaver]

17:56 Reference = Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome To The Pleasuredome

[@jeffhenderson2523]

holy shit i almost wished you a merry christmas because of the sweater

[@shell4death]

Claus you made my day so so so😂😂😂😂😂

[@caoryn]

Oooh, loved the Welcome to the Pleasuredome reference!

[@bettyrose959]

'Why unicum don't get games like this" They do, what makes them unicom is a little thing called a 'mini map'. They recognize those clusters before they happen and make adjustments to their positioning. Knowing your surroundings is half the battle. Might want to try this, it seems to help.

[@JoeSteffy1932]

That might just be you're most entertaining video ever! 😂👍

[@russwoodward8251]

Bad playing with good results. Shocking. Thanks Claus.

[@ClausKellerman]

I was shocked!

[@tab110]

haha I loved the char futur game and commentary

[@mixxy9434]

7:58 pretty sure this was intentional, since that amx can't spot him through the wall he was hiding behind it to ambush him. Mino was hoping that the amx would pull all the way up and one of his teammates would spot him, allowing him to break down the wall and pump out as much shells as possible into him before he could possibly get out (note that the amx was in a long corridor) . His plan actually kinda worked in the end. Thats just my thoughts on it tho.

[@MDMARaver]

Hey Claus, are those pyjamas you're wearing? 😉

[@peterbassey9668]

He's on holiday, so what?! 😅

[@flukeman022]

Wow, 3 games. Extremely rare occasion but very much appreciated! 🫡🙂👏👍

[@ClausKellerman]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@robbyrocksoo]

I hate when I go to a choke point, and 6 other team members choose to be right on top of me, bumping into me, pushing me, and cutting me off. Of course the enemy team plays professionally, as they are taking turns poking, nobody blocking anyone, when you aim at the one in front of you, he backs up, and the one to your left shoots you, and vice versa.

[@michaeltalay3556]

1st game ... been there done that at the choke point. Same for the last game.Lots of pressure going solo at the end to win it for the team and yourself. Lots of mistakes but in the end he came up roses.

[@Ariekamikazie]

Consider the community shocked!

[@kizzzit5724]

1st game: Pretty sure it was a 10-12yr old who got on his Dads/Big Brothers Account.. Just watching how he drove... He banged into people in front People on the side People behind.. Aim was way off etc. Hope they were there watching and trying to talk him through it LOL Also pretty sure 65+66= 131 Maybe in Canada it equals 129 ?? Not sure :) I also think the kid that played the 1st game was in the Char that died first :p Thanks Video !

[@SimbianMinistry]

65 + 66 = 129dmg..... Russian math 🤣🤣 BTW - Minotauro started with 11 AP, 5 HEAT, 5 HE - They can carry 40 shells IIRC, oh and they have 5 in a clip, not 6

[@lgsg65]

He did that so people would correct him in the comments. Oh now I fell for it.

[@sheogorathmadgod9608]

Klaus, I commented on the Snatch scene, why do have to do me like that! just kidding cheers

[@robgail5225]

Its the matchmaker. Wargaming matched you with the losing side. Genius.

[@thomasfeiller2207]

Unicoms don't get games like that because they watch the map and move into a better position. they don't stay in the middle of a tight group of idiots where they can't maneuver....

[@adysharkeye]

Unicons dont ask for help,so he was clearly a regular shmo...😊

[@danielfietkau733]

I want the swedish chef as commander in WoT !!!

[@thewalesj897]

Good job claus love from physicist

[@JoeSteffy1932]

The Minituro started the game with only 21 shells loaded, it holds 40 in total.

[@onetruecharlatan]

Reference - Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome to the Pleasuredome.

[@alex.mielus]

16:30 miiiirni miiiirni mirni murf-murf. 🙄 Also, you forgot to mention Gonzo once again! But that's ok, this time YOU were Gonzo 🤣

[@FUall-g2s]

Ever since a scout got 5 kills before even 3 of our tanks died... and then got 5 more after everybody died.... I don't fire a shot till everybody else is dead.

[@robdavis3220]

Don't think that Mino was thinking he could see through the wall .I think it was intentional , to see if he could catch someone in the open and unload 6 shots. If they were spotted as they come around the corner their 6'th sense would go off and warn them. This way they had no idea until he just appeared when the wall broke. Sometimes it will work , sometimes there will be nobody there.

[@timjones9894]

My Minotauro only has a 5 shot clip - where do you get the 6 shot version ? (and ammo total is 40). Morons in heavies who follow the flock and/or think they're TDs is par for the course on the EU servers.

[@gavilon73]

Claus it’s funny. If you’re mathematically astute you can easily add that up 65+66 is obviously 129 damage… 131 is the correct answer.

[@livefree1981aw]

21:39 "Good ratio, 1 hit for 3 shots fired." In WoT yeah that's pretty bad, but in WW2, that would be amazing.

[@greymouser8659]

''I'm a potato...get me out of here''

[@scottfarrar8661]

Claus finally combed his hair - with a wagon wheel.

[@2tone209]

AY UP CLAUS

[@Gamu13]

World of Warplanes Loading at 16:58 ✈✈😁😁

[@fromhelltocell]

I was so hoping that Mr ON will explode at the end, and he didn't. Thanks for nothing, Claus 🤣🤣👍

[@springfield4522]

I know that guy, my cat likes his food.

[@rolandoreyes5291]

MM was designed from low to super hard battle. and then back to low and super hard difficulties. Thats how it works

[@fencer39]

Reference.....Frankie goes to Hollywood.welcome to the pleasure dome

[@alanfindlay3233]

66+65=131, not 129 for Type 5H damage done on Minotauro.

[@goaway7346]

Nobody appreciates your videos more than you.

[@petroliopetrolatum2597]

You've got the giggles. Yes, laus, it's the drugs.

[@jmc7034]

I can see your carers remembered to comb your hair today 😂😂😂

[@randysmith9841]

I'm shocked, Cotton

[@victorduffy4459]

A unicum would have changed position. And I've seen Skill have some very bad games. Unicums are people too.

[@majorpayne4795]

My normal games is 1 of 3. I'm one of few on 1 side and 90% of team swarmed i die from being rushed. 1 on one side with a couple and the other side gets swarmed, i die. or my team swarms one side to win.

[@brucegoodwin634]

Shock Jock Claus strikes again!

[@slimkop4186]

i 'll give friendly advice to centurion AX activate wot plus and premium time,load gold ammo and use it your probability to play with unicums and WG cc twitch warriors side by side will increase you'll get easy match making almost 90% against full team of below average players between 48% and 43% win rate ..this is not a conspiracy theory just try it ..

[@oleb.7146]

Welcome to the pleasuredome...two Tribes...

[@williamdowns1917]

Nice dead air time there Claus

[@FPFAJTK]

He's a king prawn, ok?

[@christopherhurt1715]

The mathematically astute would say 65 and 66 is 131 not 129.

[@christopherhurt1715]

And 32 is not a multiple of 6 is something else the mathematically astute would say.

[@darrellsymonds3299]

Claus I liked your hair the other way and where did you get that T Shirt loll

[@ayaya-ayaya]

I'm shocked there was no intro.

[@billybobjohnroane1692]

No!

[@jhoonate1709]

if you hate pen then play wows instead it all about range no pen needed.

[@OriginalYonta]

hmmm, i think its time to see a Claus game i guess...

[@crazyhuckman1]

No one uses the type five after the he nerf

[@DavidPotts-gy2wb]

I usually get games where over half the teams are shitbarns and and scouts.

[@clintonturner5545]

No hope because he doesn't like to shoot his gun.

[@generalpublic3744]

Just a tip for all you aspiring players out there, that I learned from a much better player than me. If you go down steep, treacherous slopes, turn around and go down backwards as you will be less likely to do damage to your vehicle, thus not doing what the Char Futur did at 27.47.

[@hansvanhemert845]

No😢

[@TheMightyNuub]

131 damage not 129 from type 5 heavy xD

[@edgarasvas]

Bots...

[@MDMARaver]

65 + 66 = 129? 😂 Ok bro, now it's official that you've been infected with "Russian math". 😂

[@joshuaboudreau5258]

First guy was a muppet

[@johnnynielsen3006]

A set of ''Sheer Dumb Luck'' games played by Larry, Curly and Moe in a flurry of Muppets... Sometime the Unicum's don't play in my game, so I get my golden opportunity to finally WIN...

[@jimstrange3475]

Claus? Are you in your PJs?