The COMPLETE Chris Chan Ice Berg [REUPLOAD]

[@mimik222]

It’s kinda crazy how he’s been drawing for 15-20 years and never got better at it

[@jackygemme863]

He got worse 😭😭😭

[@obnoxiouspedant]

Can't improve perfection my friend

[@shortstop-wt7bs]

Can't glue together something reduced to ash

[@nintonintendo1]

Trust me, he has very slightly improved. Watch his first drawings to see how bad they truly were.

[@skipelen]

he went from 8 year old art to a 10 years old art in 2 decades @@nintonintendo1

[@TheinternetArchaeologist]

Fun fact Geno Samuels documentary is also longer than what is officially recognized as the longest documenary which comes in at roughly 48 hours

[@ermac6466]

I seen it about 4.5 times.

[@kayagorzan]

I think I've watched it 2-3 times now

[@Lopnawe]

Maybe, WE'RE the weird ones Oh no

[@wacky-physics7506]

I wonder if he could ever be recognised for it in an official capscity, the actul biggest problem with that other than the taboo source material is that it has no primary sources like his own interviews

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

​@@wacky-physics7506 how could it have no primary sources when it has literal videos and audios of the subject and his actions? Do you know what primary source means?

[@lulzikek]

imagine showing this to a nine year old victorian era underpaid child worker

[@WallabysArchive]

bruh xd

[@domeplsffs]

😂

[@yellowgetbright]

Blacks out and dies of fatigue before finishing the video.

[@thosewhocole]

@@yellowgetbrightcats foot, iron claw

[@yellowgetbright]

@@thosewhocole Neurosurgeons SCREAM for more

I honestly feel bad for all those people that gave Chris a chance and got disapointed by how miserable he is and acted with them or in their back

[@wolfclaw719]

Thats the part about Chris that needs to be acknowledged more; for every person who trolled and tricked him there was just as many people trying to legitimately help only for Chris to screw them over without a second thought

[@whoknowswhocares885]

@@wolfclaw719 Something overlooked is this just because he is trolled, it doesn’t stop who Chris is, naturally disappointing to other because he is not generally a good person.

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

​@@wolfclaw719 No, really the number of people who legitimately tried to help Chris is utterly dwarfed by the number of trolls. Also, Chris is incapable of seeing that they need help and that they have issues. Chris's only hope is institutionalization and if the system in Virginia wasn't incompetent, that would have happened after the GameStop shirt-macing incident.

[@Mewdo45]

@@whoknowswhocares885 people always forget its a black mirror situation. Yes the people who fuck with chris are losers and downright psychotic at times, but chris did this to himself. he refused to listen to common sense whether it came from actual friends or hes own parents

[@TheTdw2000]

@@Mewdo45 Chris is like a man dressed in good clothes walking alone at night through a shitty neighborhood. Yeah he doesn't "deserve" it, but he kinda has it coming.

[@viridiankat8527]

Me and my brother are both autistic, and I’m so glad that my dad was nothing like Chris’ parents. This is more of a cautionary tale, and this whole story is a mix between funny and psychological horror. Also, as someone who has tmnt as a special interest atm, the fact he drew honkers on Venus de Milo with a sharpie haunts me..

[@Yohan99999]

Same here. As an autistic person. This makes me laugh has much has it causes me psychic damage

[@bigdaddydons6241]

Is that really the worst tjimg thats happened to Venus' design though? (Its still painful)

[@Acecardcoolman]

time to drink some fanta and play with my ps3 while watching this!

[@eclate_666]

You don't have to remember me that ¡ ! it's still hurting me how much limitess can this fat - ass be to break something so expensive these days .

[@RX9-P403]

Time to drink bleach and play my dragon city to this!

[@VortexKiller2]

Don't forget to recycle!

[@SocknessMonster]

@@VortexKiller2😕

[@OrgusDin]

*stress sighs*

[@karenbrown6348]

To think this started with a school assignment. But he'd have probably done this anyway with Bionic

[@Glo0xxy]

It would make more sense if people thought that Chris was misdiagnosed in the high functioning part, instead of thinking that he isn't autistic at all.

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@Carimb0 The more accurate terminology for Chris is "medium-functioning", but back when Chris was diagnosed as a little kid in the 1980s, there was a limited understanding of autism by medical professionals, so, the standards for what made for a high-functioning autist were very different. You can see an example of this in the movie 'Rain Main', where child-minded Raymond "Ray" Babbit is referred to by a doctor as being high-functioning.

[@famedmicrobe7693]

I think the “Chris was misdiagnosed” idea is meant to say it was a mistake to diagnose Chris as “high functioning” as his autism truly transcends all explanation.

[@androidmk5987]

Yeah that makes sense

[@thebigyes8482]

Did anybody actually diagnose Chris as high-functioning other than himself and his moronic family?

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@famedmicrobe7693 The more accurate terminology for Chris is "medium-functioning", but back when Chris was diagnosed as a little kid in the 1980s, there was a limited understanding of autism by medical professionals, so, the standards for what made for a high-functioning autist were very different. You can see an example of this in the movie 'Rain Main', where child-minded Raymond "Ray" Babbit is referred to by a doctor as being high-functioning.

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

​@@androidmk5987 The more accurate terminology for Chris is "medium-functioning", but back when Chris was diagnosed as a little kid in the 1980s, there was a limited understanding of autism by medical professionals, so, the standards for what made for a high-functioning autist were very different. You can see an example of this in the movie 'Rain Main', where child-minded Raymond "Ray" Babbit is referred to by a doctor as being high-functioning.

[@Nickelbag610]

​@@Optimegatrongodzilla I was going to comment on this. The misdiagnose thing is probably just saying he was more savior than originally thought. When I got diagnosed semi recently I was explaining they don't use High and low functioning terms anymore because it doesn't properly explain and or wasn't a good way of diagnosis. An example is someone who can't be in charge of their own finances because they don't understand money but can do basic math, read (usually above a certain grade level just depending on the year), and write they might be able to be diagnosed as high functioning. This use to effect the resources they can get and they might be more trusted with stuff they shouldn't. So now it's Autism Spectrum Disorder (1-3). Chris is definitely autistic but I think he needs a Pay E person and a case worker to help him manage stuff like money. Note not all autistic people are bad with money or will ever need a case worker but it's important we recognize the ones that do and help them. And not use the ones who need more help as an excuse to put someone who isn't as bad and make them go into programs they don't need or trying to get legal rights over them so you can take their money.

[@buff.berserker]

using FDR’s Pearl Harbor speech to describe the events at the Game Place always bring a tear to my eye. truly beautiful writing

[@Jayivee]

Hi y'all im the author of the drawing in 1:18:58 I honestly cant believe someone has that illustration cause I lost track of it many years ago so this took me by surprise !! Im very flattered to be featured alongside other iconic sonichu fanart, i feel like "i just won" as a digital artist rn

[@Samraftor]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JAYIVEE!!!! You're amazing!

[@WallabysArchive]

oh fr? Damn, awesome!

[@ScVmDoZeR8015]

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500

[@blissfuldj7627]

Chris chans story makes me sad, then laugh uncontrollably, then feel sad again over and over again, its wild

[@aaronlaughter6471]

I know what you mean, one second we are laughing at Liquid Chris saga, then feeling disgust and sadness at the BlueSpike and that whore Bella. Man at this point I dont know what to feel, he truly needs help.

[@Bondrewd_The_Based]

Same here, but insert periods of intense cringe as well. Cringe -> sad -> cringe -> laugh -> repeat

[@blissfuldj7627]

@@Bondrewd_The_Based the cringing is combined with the sad

[@AmShibes]

​@@blissfuldj7627scringing

[@saturniidspectre]

"Comedy = tragedy + time." - GLaDOS

[@guyrocketram9698]

got done watching this 5 hour bohemeth over the course of the past few days. i really think chris-chan perfectly encapsulates "people can't change unless they want to change" mentality better then anyone else. no matter how much kindness and patience people will show them they will always abuse it be mean and not listen to any of their advice or what they have to say.

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@guyrocketram9698 The reality is that Chris is incapable of seeing that they have issues and that they need help.

[@Absolute_Goblin]

Only God can save Chris now. I truly believe no man, including himself, can turn this disaster around. I'm just glad he can make us all feel good about where we are despite our mistakes

[@williamcasey1805]

Venezuelan roomates grandma is behind me drinking Fanta

[@WallabysArchive]

bruh 😭 😭 😭

[@wiwysova]

Now draw her squirtin

[@goodsprings5271]

ig she ran out of chocolate syrup to drink

[@Obs3ver]

Chris chan makes nickacado look like the peak of humanity

[@q7754]

This age well

[@charlez7416]

​@@q7754oh god yea

[@NAAAAAIL]

So, you know that episode of the Simpsons where Ned Flanders checks himself into a mental ward? That's me after sitting here for 5 hours listening to the most depraved stuff I have ever heard a human being do.

[@garymcderp1146]

I’m 4 1/2 hours in 😵‍💫 and I don’t know why I just can’t turn this off. I physically don’t feel good watching this, and yet I cannot turn away.

[@MentalIllnessDetector]

watch genos series im on part 45 and i am dead now.

[@RatmanJr]

Thank you so much, the original got removed when I had like 40 mins left it drove me crazy

[@WallabysArchive]

rip sorry 💔

[@grantforester1864]

If I could time travel one thing I would want to see is if Chris would end up the same way if he lost the Sonic Sweepstakes. It was only like 1000 bucks, but still a possibility to consider.

[@SheetGhostWithBones]

Thought you were gonna say if Chris grew up in a loving home

[@grantforester1864]

@@SheetGhostWithBones too much would have to change for that to happen. Wait, actually maybe if Bobs first marriage didn’t fall apart then Chris would have both a decent mom and closer siblings

[@Imjustshrimp]

As an autistic person a lot of his actions aren’t direct stems from autism but just him being egotistical and an incel. We don’t claim him

[@nobodyhoi5182]

We have to claim him Because autism is a spectrum.

[@blissfuldj7627]

​@nobodyhoi5182 not on my spectrum

[@Imjustshrimp]

@@nobodyhoi5182 autism is a spectrum but def doesn’t excuse his actions

[@a_naotenhonome780]

​@@nobodyhoi5182nah, its honestly super annoying how people on the autism spectrum tend to be so associated with this freak by others, specially on internet we should just treat Chris as the earliest degenerate incel to be on internet, instead of using autism to explain his behavior

[@jackygemme863]

Nobody claims him (also what up my fellow autist)

[@hotsauceenjoyer2000]

Whenever I feel like I’m a worthless human being I just remember that Chris exists and that motivates me to be a better person than him.

[@ermac6466]

Thats an incredibly low bar sir.

[@2008-wii-remote]

@@ermac6466sometimes we need the lowest bar to convince us of our worth Imo

[@Absolute_Goblin]

We're gonna be okay bros. We can't be less than him. He also believes to this day that he's righteous and good and awesome. Literally his words

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

That's like saying you're a good person because at least you are not Ted Bundy...

[@pseudoruu]

@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon it's not, but we'll continue anyway

[@arojamthearbiter]

I've technically already watched this twice (each part individually and the original complete upload), but you know I gotta support my boy, so here's a third viewing

[@WallabysArchive]

You a real one for that G

[@WallabysArchive]

This video has been reuploaded due to youtube demonetizing the previous one (so there goes 3 months of work POOF), I had to overly censure curse words and words youtube deemed """"offense"""", also for some odd reason the YT algorithm specifically hated the Green Country Conspiracy entry so I tragically had to remove it :/. For those who didin't get to see it here is the text extract from my script: Green county conspiracy: 100_2178.MOV is a video uploaded to KZbin on 8 May 2010 in which Chris, lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life. The video gives Christorians a look into how utterly detached Chris was from reality at this stage in his life. Chris made this video after coming home alone from an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a pimped out PS3 controller) while handsomer, happier, less autistic men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since he and Jackie broke apart. Chris, with his victim complex, inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of Nathanael Greene Elementary School when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" - first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000[1] to keep his family's house in Ruckersville from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school. He is not aware that: About 19 other students in the district were also autistic[2] and weren't paid special attention to by the school board. Every member of that board works a full-time job and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to hound Chris for a decade. All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school[3]) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors. If the board hated Chris so much, then they would have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back. Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed Michael Snyder (years later again) to ban him from The GAMe PLACe. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to Mary Lee Walsh, the Jerkops, or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew", stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the trolls would all go to hell for playing Kick the Autistic. Perhaps coincidentally, the video was uploaded 16 years to the day since Bob's case against Greene County was thrown out of court.

[@OrgusDin]

Do you realize....do you realize....let me tell you somethin. If the KZbin content algorithm saw this video...

[@snessy]

Could you leave a link to the original unlisted video? For archival purposes, of course

[@charlumau]

wtf

[@melasnexperience]

Weird… I just watched the original one. And of all the things to need to cut…

[@WallabysArchive]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWLYeKx3qsurfsk @@snessy

[@Voxysyt]

imagine being so bad you have a 5 hour iceberg made about you

[@weezlbot8824]

2:49:00 That mother is the best person in Christory. She almost definitely didn't know who he was. All she knew was that he was freaking out and she could help. Sorry if this was too sappy

[@SoupcanFran]

the chris chan mark cuban riddle did damage to my brain

[@Cashmoneylord9067]

bro fr spoke for 5 hours with no break we need more people like you🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@WallabysArchive]

xd

[@user-in3cm9xb2e]

Eating goldfish and drinking chocolate milk at almost 4 am while watching this

[@WallabysArchive]

REAL

[@InvaderBB]

Based (except mine is pizza and lemonade.)

[@Deadliermlg]

This shit is much more intense than any horror movies I have seen.

[@doremi4531]

I leave youtube for 5 days, god damnit. This is now an excuse to rewatch it

[@WallabysArchive]

yheaaa 💪💪💪

[@RunningOnAutopilot]

9:28 You can’t diagnose Chris He’s a horrible mess of all the issues because of his bad parents and his bad social life and the bullies and the abusive babysitter. This is before even the tale of the crazy pacer

[@vivlovespasta]

Discovering this KZbin channel felt like discovering a gold mine of quality content

[@WallabysArchive]

:DDD

[@skyeguy7914]

No idea if anyone has commented on this, but I believe “mystery doctor” is possibly referring to a character that is mentioned in one of the retellings of real life in the sonichu comics that was never identified, but Is believed to be one of the people he encountered irl. It’s really a small footnote that often gets overlooked, so that may be why you’ve never heard of it.

[@Almarts27]

Source?

[@skyeguy7914]

@@Almarts27 vague memory from the Ben Saint sonichu 101 series.

[@adilmait6005]

it's just facinating how our brain can make us act, literally just a slight variation in a person's brain could cause him to live his entire life as a 10 years old, it's amazing

[@ThePrestonMN]

Chris Chan is the real life Eric Cartman.

[@kentan69]

Wait ur right cuz he's like basically homeless now like Eric in post covi

[@internightmare]

Eric was actually smart and pretty manipulative tho, while i can't say Chris is understands fully what tf he's doing most of time

[@Kira-ji2ft]

i think of him more like the real life gollum

[@bradenbabin]

In the Bible it says, the truth will set you free. And bro is spitting straight facts 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@junyashabooya]

Man, it feels insane how Chris Chan could very possibly never end. Like we are in his Jesus arc😂

[@natesmith6871]

So, if Chris is God in Sonichu, what would that make Robert?

[@maxonbardo]

Robert is the Soul King and Chris is Yhwach

[@pedrohsiqueira4051]

The virgin mary

[@boxcarTV]

robertchu lives in cwcville and like wears a flanel or something idk he’s got a pretty low general powerscale in comparison to chris i would assume

[@kentan69]

@boxcarTV when u said robertchu I think of tophiachu for some reason lel

[@tiamystic]

Super God

[@Tony36271]

David Allen was Bobs son who Bob tried favouring Chris over, just to become so much better at everything in life.

[@sammi388]

Hell yeah!! Im gonna watch this NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! Curse the trolls peace to everyone else!!

[@WallabysArchive]

💪💪💪

[@BladedStrider]

This re-upload gives me an excuse to watch this beautiful video once more.

[@WallabysArchive]

[@SqueakyMcSqueaks]

When I was in the 6th grade some kid in the special ed class pulled the fire alarm, me being annoyed I said some mean stuff about whoever pulled the fire alarm (at the time I didnt know it was a special ed child) my math teacher who also worked in the special education department kindly explained to me that some people are born different and how the kid who pulled the fire alarm was autistic, she encouraged me to go home and do research about how autism works and how people live their lives with the disorder. For some reason, I dont think she meant this

[@OuchMyHooves]

Fuck it, im gonna fall asleep to this tonight. I’ll tell y’all if I dream of fanta or a lbp world or something.

[@OuchMyHooves]

update: had the worst time falling asleep, woke up to some certain snippets of the deeper parts of the iceberg. i think one of the more fucked up trolls or something?

[@OuchMyHooves]

update 2: i literally fall asleep to this at least once a week now. never gets old.

[@akkar8726]

@@OuchMyHooves love the habit of it, keep it going

[@OuchMyHooves]

@@akkar8726 you know it

[@Bravomation]

​@@OuchMyHooves be careful if you fall asleep too many times to the forbidden Chris Chan scrolls the percentage of waking up in CWCville (hell) increases ever so slightly stay safe 🙏

[@Benny-Arts]

That goatee dry shaving still gets me 😖

[@adar9236]

It's such a violent shave lol

[@Benny-Arts]

@@adar9236 I’m surprised the chin was still intact. I dare do that to any part of my body and I’m losing layers of skin

[@obnoxiouspedant]

It's actually impressive, insane but impressive

[@ermac6466]

He probably had no clue how shaving works, he thought sports bras were disposable...

[@oyc7946]

tfw I am 20 years old and the Sonichu series is still older than me

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

The fact that he broke when Megan came up but not for any other sweetheart basically tells me that of all of them, Megan was the one he was really hoping for to be his sweet heart, and his failure with her only further cemented his path.

[@the_holy_bee666]

Watched the original upload, and now rewatching this as a background noise as I work on art commissions (that Chris fails to do). I just want to say you’re severely underrated, and using an animal from my country (Australia) is super based and originally bc of it I thought you were Aussie, I am silly. As someone whose autistic: Chris gives us such a bad name in every sort of respect. Yes our disorder gives us limitations but it shouldn’t ever be used as an excuse or get away free card, Chris and every other person who uses it as an excuse is honestly disgusting. Just wish the guy was put in home where there is round the clock care, medicated, and safe. With very limited or no internet access. There is so much bs Chris shouldn’t have endured (I.e idea guys), and just be left alone. But it’s clear Chris’ story isn’t over yet given recent events with them claiming to be Jesus Christ (which crazy… dude needs antipsychotics and reality grounders). Aight my personal takes over. Just holy moly, based video mate !

[@JustDonny]

It's such an insane story (if you can even call it that) where literally nobody comes out looking good. Chris, the 'trolls', his family, the education system. Just a long list of terrible people making terrible choices for all the internet to see.

[@manydiffrentedits3938]

I’m pretty sure the mystery doctor is in reference to a doctor who Chris himself said that his taint piercing wasn’t infected when it clearly was and says that he was doing every this correctly

[@lonotalonota5779]

this is a 5 hour and 20 minute video. Clearly it is abridged. I hope to see a fuller one in the future.

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

It is abridged because most of his information is just copy/pasted from the cwcki lol, if you want what's basically this video in text form in a full version you could just read that

[@Minerveestar]

1:47:15 I think this entry refers to Chris possibly being misdiagnosed with “High Functioning” Autism, as opposed to Low Functioning Autism. Having High Functioning Autism basically means that aside from Social Interactions, you’re basically a normal person & possibly even more intelligent than the average neurotypical individual. Having Low Functioning Autism means that you struggle with daily life and you need someone to help you with anything & everything.

[@max9691]

THE ZHANG YOUNG TWEET JUMPSCARE GOT ME SO BAD LMFAO

[@jstar3382]

It's weird how some trolls actually helped in very slight ways. Like when things go to far they try to stop people

[@SpecialityCombat]

I watched this video while drinking a 2 liter bottle of fanta. Would do it again

[@jackygemme863]

I need to watch this twice! But during the Stone Age

[@TwoCiggyStory]

Mystery doctor i think refers to a video of a guy in a doctor’s coat, wearing a mask, reading a script that chris wrote. No one knows who it was

[@Almarts27]

Do you have the link to the video?

[@amp4105]

having esex with chris chan as an epic prank, haha....

[@obnoxiouspedant]

I hope bluespike looks back on what he did with soul destroying levels of embarrassment

[@aprils1888]

It's kinda weird to think how much I know about Sonichu, but I never read the OG comic... where can you even find the scans of it?

[@ScawyFF]

I've not attempted to find where to read it myself but there's a channel that's been reading each volume here on youtube. They're currently on issue 10.

[@kentan69]

Webtoon have it I remember reading it like days ago

[@S0m35uy]

Chris did not serve time in prison. He was never convicted. He was in pre-trial detention facilities.

[@obnoxiouspedant]

It's absurd he hasn't been held accountable a single time in his life...

[@ermac6466]

​@@obnoxiouspedanttrans card and autism card makes him invulnerable to regular laws.

[@Theratsintrenchcoat]

I live in Virginia. I've been considering going chris chan spotting.

[@salenerose4222]

I work in Ruckersville and visit Charlottesville for shopping occasionally the fact I could randomly see this man around town is insane to me 😭

[@MrBump2]

47:00 Oh god, the random day I choose to listen to this...

[@CasualEQuest]

You know I don't think Joshua Martinez get enough attention from the community. Guy was truly nothing more than a certifiable dirtbag. He wasn't really even just trolling Chris, he was bullying and taking advantage of him too. Of someone he met in real life. At speech therapy. Like that is such an immensely shithead thing to do to anyone, Chris regardless

[@guilhermehank4938]

Chris did try to send the trolls to him instead out of jealousy, tho...

[@sumrandomdeer6516]

Time to get a handle of everclear and some weed for this one chat

[@WallabysArchive]

you real af for that XD

[@obnoxiouspedant]

Everclear, one of the few substances known to man that is strong enough to sanitise your soul and mind after prolonged Chris chan exposure

[@epicminecraftgamer2811]

Chris is older than my parent's...scary.

[@yellowbananago]

He's only older than my ma by a few months lol

[@Buskeeeeeeee]

Are you Gen alpha?

[@Interloper783]

Surfshack Tito is now synonymous with SmokeyMcc to me personally which makes going back and seeing Chris Chan's Surfshack Tito that much more funny because my brain always thinks it's the same guy for a few seconds

[@lililive1092]

Milk came out my nose when you said Kasey married liquid

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

I remember when doopie first started interacting with chris a BUNCH of people were like "you really don't want to do that, he's a bit of a loon, he'll do creepy things and he's going to make your life worse" but she basically went on a rant about how people can't tell her what to do and she was pretty rude in response to the people warning her, but to no ones surprise he ended up creeping her out so badly that she had to cut contact with him like the people tried to warn her about, so it's kind of hard to feel bad for her in all of that when she put herself in that position.

[@guilhermehank4938]

VVoman moment

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

@@guilhermehank4938 lol right, she was horribly arrogant and the "mansplainers" were correct again.

[@Cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

1:19:41 I could have gone a thousand lifetimes without seeing that, and would have lost nothing.

[@morriiii274]

1:49:09 WHY IS HE LOOKING LIKE THAT?! He's giving "I wanna blow out the candles, but its not my birthday" Guess that's just his narcissism

[@pseudoruu]

for a moment i thought pamperchu made a cameo..... 😭

[@NolanDotNet]

Thanks for getting me through a slow Sunday shift. Only problem is that i can't tell people what I'm listening to when thry ask

[@D_R757]

In 1000 years someone will find the cwcki and study it like we study the figures in ancient history.

[@saddad6601]

I have no doubt that in 100 years people will be hanging his art on their wall like a Picasso or some shit.

[@quazimanipulation4121]

The moment I think it can't get any worse, it just keeps on going...

[@EpicMonica]

This video explains the lore really well! I love it!!

[@erenjeager5290]

I can’t wait for a newly discovered planet to be named C-197

[@elisabet7567]

Yes I will consume 5 hours of Chris chan lore media instead of being productive who do u think I am?

[@Daughter.0f.lilith13]

Started using this video to fall asleep to 😭

[@Daughter.0f.lilith13]

Not even kidding been listening to it to fall asleep literally 2w now

[@kathbaker4349]

​@@Daughter.0f.lilith13I've been falling asleep to it as well

[@Daughter.0f.lilith13]

@@kathbaker4349 10/10 would eep to it again done it 40x by now

[@jefftheislandboylover]

2:10:01 holy shit i remeber playing on that exact playground as a kid

[@17thmidnight96]

I remember when u saw the original one. I thought i went back on the video due to a clip/topic playing again but i dint remember what it was

[@KaiserWilhe]

Honestly sometimes I feel like Chris has a point, it's easier to accept that divine will is letting this absolute man child get away with so much rather than the harsh reality that society enables him no matter what he does

[@guilhermehank4938]

It's easier to blame God than Man

[@End3rDJgaming]

Don't know if someone said this, but I believe "Mystery Doctor" is probably talking about that live video chris did where he's a mad scientist and drinks a potion then goes under a desk (or something) and when he rises out it's some other guy we don't/didn't know who finishes the skit.

[@violetlighting]

4:45:22 that is 100% a reference to the closing of excel saga

[@reliktim]

Missed oportunity on saying that five medalions means that fact is true and honest

[@SsjkidsSaveCosmo08]

Golden

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

The watchdogs sound like such a good idea on paper, people who would basically vet anyone who tried to get to chris and would shut down anything malicious, but it was ran by null unfortunately so it was actually just a doxing scheme and was an absolute mess with none of the original intentions actually coming into play because personal vendettas were more of a focus than the thing they actually set out to do.

[@SEFSQklOR0VS]

How the fuck did I watch this entire thing without breaks

[@WallabysArchive]

damn bruh thats crazy fr

[@SEFSQklOR0VS]

@@WallabysArchive you did great on this though, I was totally hooked

[@WallabysArchive]

@@SEFSQklOR0VS :D

[@piperonal9682]

Not even halfway through "well below the waves" and i want to cut out my eyes and ears

[@Eqha67]

Well he's back on KZbin!

[@WallabysArchive]

BRUH

[@cr1m5in52]

Im surprised this channel isnt bigger

[@WallabysArchive]

[@ProfessionalSandEater]

53:59 I don't know why but the script mimicking FDR's pearl harbor speech made me laugh really hard

[@Woah-uk6vo]

did i deadass just sit here and watch a video that's two movies long about Chris chan? (Btw thank you i never knew this guy existed till now and now im horrified.)

[@WallabysArchive]

XD

[@prodigy-hu6dy]

37:15 this one has me in stitches because I understand what it’s a reference to

[@juicyjones2327]

Great documentary favorite part was goose honks as censorship while you covered all the insanity

[@AlienLee]

I WAS SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY IT LACKED VIEWS AND THEN I SAW REUPLOAD

[@WallabysArchive]

GOT CUCKED BY yt :/

[@Macamuuri]

At this rate, Chris Chan is becoming the second ocean gate.

[@Daughter.0f.lilith13]

8 months later im still usin this video to fall asleep

[@talentlessangel]

This may sound crazy but sometimes I struggle to believe Chris Chan is a real human being who exists, it just feels so weird that someone so reprehensible and eccentric actually exists and was born into this world

[@ermac6466]

Thats just the beginning theres tons of lolcows.

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

>"The complete Chris-Chan Iceberg" >5.5 Hours

[@Zerojimm]

How many pages was the script for this?

[@WallabysArchive]

each part of the ice berg (5 total) was about 39 ish pages so about 195 ish pages

[@Zerojimm]

@@WallabysArchive It's awesome, I've watched it several times now.

[@WallabysArchive]

@@Zerojimm thats awsome, luv that some y'all love this so much

[@laughisfun2003]

1:53:35 that actually works - quartz will spark when struck

[@jackCollin403]

That’s what I’m sayin’

[@SomeFrenchie]

Man I don't know how any woman could refuse a classy double cheeseburger at McDonald's for a first date save some for the rest of us Chris goddamn

[@obnoxiouspedant]

Wait you're telling me girls aren't into a 10 piece and a McDonald's Sprite???

[@tommypines1039]

These memes are so wild 😂