Chris Chan and Religion

[@tankfarter]

I love you

[@WallabysArchive]

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[@Skeeballman64]

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[@tomreyes]

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[@raptorplays5303]

:)

[@riuukover]

:)

[@Tago976]

Destroying lego minifigures to defy god will never stop being hilarious

[@geegoflex6762]

God loves them

[@manboy4720]

strike me down zeus, you don't have the BALLS!

[@edwardtrooper7027]

Main character syndrome at its highest form. Like you can't get anymore self centered with saying "I'm god and control everything"

[@Phoebe5448]

Chris was and is that one kid in the playground who says "I have the super magic gun that stops anything so I win everything ever."

[@Just-Some-Helium]

@@Phoebe5448He would be those type of kids in rock-paper-scissors who’d do the thumbs up and say “Well, Looks like I win. I chose God.” (Fluck you J h o n)

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Bordering on straight-up solipsism.

[@VEGA_173]

@@DodgyDaveGTX is that bad?

[@Iceykitsune]

@@VEGA_173 solipsism is the belief that the only thing that can be verified to exist is your own mind. Solipsists can not be argued against or reasoned with due to their complete rejection of the concept of objective reality.

[@fawkewe]

The idea that Ted Bundy and Hitler get to come back to life as a Sonic recolor but Liquid Chris doesnt is absolutley one of the funniest things ive learned about Chris Chan.

[@spiderjerusalem100]

It's because Liquid trolled him. Chris has done MUCH worse things to other people and he feels zero guilt, he might be a sociopath.

[@coalbot0000]

i dont think its sociopathy, i think its his autism and genuinely just how much hes mentally decayed over the years. thatll do a number on your ability to empathize

[@oscarmeldgaard5407]

@@spiderjerusalem100 He cant be a sociopath, since he is lacking being unemotional. I think he is just a narcist, who has a hard time understanding other people are people too.

[@Algahiem]

What I find funny is the number of stories I've heard of convicts turning to religion while in prison and yet Chris Chan is so deluded, that reading read both the Bible AND the Qaran only furthered his delusion of godhood.

[@leviticusprime4904]

Chris really decided to take the cultist perk didn’t he?

[@spiceforspice3461]

@@leviticusprime4904 He's like a cultist without the charisma to make a cult

[@dragongamerx12]

@@leviticusprime4904 chris must have put all points in luck

[@Mewdo45]

This was ironically foreshadowed in an asperchu comic of all things. Asperchu is given the bible and comes to the conclusion hes jesus

[@dragongamerx12]

@@Mewdo45 that is interesting and weird at the same time

[@throw.p1llow]

Emotionally recovering from chris genuinely believing that all muslims are actually praying to the sleeping snorlax herself

[@Nopal11-v5m]

Me too, as muslim i still emotionally recovering from chris literally believing we the muslims praying to his mom

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Something something insert joke about 'fasting'

[@Mewdo45]

I want someone to give Chris a Jewish Bible or something. Will he say they are all praying to robertchu?

[@Trifixion22]

​@minecraftgabutyt7734 wait, you DON'T pray to the Barbussy?

[@Rickyrab]

​@@Mewdo45yeah, let's give her the Torah

[@carljohnson2005]

Imagine if Chris picked up a copy of the Egyptian Book of the Dead. He would be absolutely mindfucked.

[@Phoebe5448]

Or the Mahabarata

[@wesleyfilms]

Imagine if Chris read the Nag Hammadi library.

[@grilledpook]

the necronomicon

[@Phoebe5448]

Can you imagine if Chris tried to tackle the Hindu epics? The Bhagavad Gita? The Rigveda? The Dead Sea Scrolls? Sure, a lot of Hindu gods and goddesses can change their genders whenever they want. Shiva for example has a female form. So I'm sure he could try and use that to justify his shape-shifting god powers. But he's pretending to be a male Christian Catholic deity. Also I'd like to see how Krishna/Vishnu fits into all this.

[@wesleyfilms]

@@grilledpook Chris would probably be too stupid to understand it, so he'd be fine lol

[@laughisfun2003]

I imagine that bear mascot must feel the same way looking at modern Chris Chan as the first caveman to harness fire feels as he sees the horrors of modern technology

[@Mewdo45]

The bear mascot is probably thr cause of this. I'm 90% convinced that thing cursed Chris. The second he changed he's name things went down hill

[@badwolf2331]

​@@Mewdo45, it was most likely him being alone, the lack of parenting, his mother buying him friends, and the Internet in general that turned him into this

[@canislupus3655]

​@@badwolf2331Yeah, but the truth isn't as funny as saying an animatronic bear cast an evil curse on an impressionable autistic

[@badwolf2331]

@@canislupus3655 probably, but unfortunately the truth is what the truth is. I have similar mental disorders as him and I turned out sorta fine, even if I am a bit weird

[@laughisfun2003]

@@badwolf2331 yeah, and you were never cursed by a bear mascot. Checkmate

[@OrgusDin]

Christianity? More like Chris-chanity.

[@nept2ned]

nice

[@davemayer6128]

No it's chris-insanity

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

​@@davemayer6128Sounds like a great religion

[@ohiobumass]

I like the part in the Chris-chanity bible where the jerkops nailed Chris to the cross and he never resurrected again.

[@chainsawplayin]

Jesus Christine Christchan Sonichu Godess Blueheart Weston-Chandler

[@thejackanddaveshow5661]

2 Corinthians 11:14: “And no wonder, since Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.”

[@zbroly9551]

Ave Christus Rex

[@Chromatome]

I think “lord of blasphemy”, is a fitting title for Chris.

[@Anthony-sin-mas]

But the God eating snake hasn't showed up yet

[@samb5963]

TOGETHAAAAA

[@rustym.shackelford5546]

I can see Unitarians even being p. o.'d by Chris' Blasphemy.

[@gpmickgee1258]

@@samb5963WE SHALL DEVOUR THE GODS

[@conwaysquest6961]

Joiiin the Serpentkiiing as familyyyyyyy!

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

imagine if someone gave chris a quran to read in prison

[@UwUImTheo]

Uh oh

[@thecrispymaster]

The Bible really isn't that much better, particularly the Old Testament. Christians and Muslims arguing about which group are more moral is rather like two sets of barbarians measuring themselves as more civilised based on how smooth their wooden clubs look.

[@imakedamoney420smokeweed]

He'd Basically be Rene Guenon

[@eclipseRz]

Imagine Chris drew Muhammad in his comic

[@bogingus7561]

this happened

[@kenny5676]

man we're all gonna look real stupid when we wake up one day in the sonichu world

[@chimpanzinc1790]

I'd rather burn in the lake of fire than have that loser as my heavenly father

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

This has the same feeling as waking up one day, and the only people getting raptured are from Westboro Baptist Church

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

I think "Pascal's Wager" is very applicable here.

[@rustym.shackelford5546]

I will find a way to "terminate" myself at that point.

[@thesenate1844]

​@@rustym.shackelford5546Chris in god form can easily resurrect you. He'd basically become AM from I have no mouth and must scream. Being the flesh blob that was once Mary Lee Walsh might still be preferable to being Megan or any one of his crushes

[@DaShoopdahoop]

I remember when Chris declared himself as God in one of his jail letters while I was having a really bad fever. I had to wonder if I was hallucinating under my 40 degree fever, unfortunately I wasnt.

[@Sypitz]

I’m sorry, your *40 degree* fever?

[@Daniel-np9qf]

​@@Sypitz40°C fever is high fever

[@iskanderaga-ali3353]

​​​@@Sypitz ≈ half a blonde roast at Starbucks, converted to imperial

[@Sypitz]

@@Daniel-np9qf I read it in Fahrenheit cuz I’m a dumb fat amerimutt

[@Persun_McPersonson]

@@Sypitz Yeah, body temp is 37 °C

[@ConductorCatnip]

If we somehow get as far as a "cult saga" i will willingly eat pant

[@domd5989]

Paint or a Plant?

[@polloapproves8597]

@@domd5989pant

[@robertbetz2933]

If so i will eat a entire tub of play dough, comments gets to pick the color

[@ConductorCatnip]

@@robertbetz2933 bright green, whatever makes your shit look more fucked up the better

[@ConductorCatnip]

@@domd5989 pant

[@ducklord2000]

So instead of Koolaid Chris gives Fanta.

[@incredibleflameboy]

"this Fanta doesn't taste right"

[@ChillHills]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@FalconPastry]

I’d rather have the koolaid at that point

[@Mewdo45]

Fanta he personally "blessed"

[@dumkunt6869]

it goes down salty

[@Jojilikesgames]

Do you guys remember the pickle suit guy? I miss those days...

[@Mewdo45]

I genuanly wonder how trolls would have been like kf Chris had this dimensional merge shit from the start. The pickle suit guy would have probably been replaced with a group of people pretending to be sonichus

[@JustVince7810]

We need bro now more than ever.

[@TheVOODOO271]

Going to attempt to pump iron the entire video so I don't look like Chris

[@jampine8268]

Once again CWC inspires betterment in others, for fear of becoming him.

[@TheVOODOO271]

@@jampine8268 a true savior

[@Phoebe5448]

Yep! Markiplier helped get me into kickboxing, I'm starting to get definition in my arms, and I'm aiming for my black belt, so I'm not turning into Chris either.

[@petarmilich8684]

Videos like this make me wonder just how much of the Chris we’re seeing now was within him all along.

[@wareforcoin5780]

We just didn't recognize that he was a cult leader because he's so inept. Maybe... Maybe this Chris is the best version of Chris possible....

[@compassrose1466]

Tbf the trolls kind of enabled their behavior for YEARS to the point he accepted that if someone told him something it was true and he needed to do it. I just hope now that he’s out he goes and gets help but I don’t think he will since people are going to continue to enable him :/

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@compassrose1466 Chris is too far gone, there is only the burning car wreck that is this story now.

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@compassrose1466Chris is incapable of being helped because he refuses to believe he’s in the wrong or needs help

[@dumkunt6869]

@@compassrose1466 Chris without the trolls would still be a trainwreck, hell he had proven, prior and even without troll involvement, his ego and self-entitlement of having everything handed to him in a silver platter (Adam Stackhouse, Highschool Graduation, Harvey Birdman Commercial Contest, Wes Iseli, Attraction Signs, Mary Lee Walsh, Fashion Square Mall), him screwing over the people who actually tried to help or befriend him (Megan, Bob, Rocky, Vivian Gee, Wallflower), and his persistent denial of reality (Patti)

[@Lionstar16]

I myself am an athiest but Chris' disrespect for Christianity makes me angry

[@89an09n]

good for you!

[@hodarov1564]

There's no point in seething over a literal mother fucker over the internet lmao

[@thrust_vectoring_spitfire]

based

[@epicrun345]

Extremely based! No matter what religion, if someone disrespect it he's an idiot. Amen(Sorry for my English)

[@Mewdo45]

Don't forget Muslim, and every other religion lol

[@MillsMiles.]

Comparing Jesus to Chris with a beard is like comparing a homeless man addicted to crack to a super model.

[@alistairgeorge5082]

Yeah. Jesus got nothing on our guy Chris here.

[@MillsMiles.]

@@alistairgeorge5082 💀

[@SomethingLog]

implying super models arent addicted to crack

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@millsmiles21 Chris has prosopagnosia(AKA face blindness)(which was somehow never diagnosed), which means that their ability to recognize faces, including their own face, is impaired.

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@Optimegatrongodzillacan see that back during the Blanca arc when trolls put up two different pictures of women to represent Blanca and Chris never notices the difference.

[@Robeebert]

Whether you believe in an afterlife or not, I think we could all appreciate the irony that would be the Cwcville Afterlife. You're raised Catholic your whole life, you grow up to be a priest, you manage to avoid any less-than-savory acts, you follow your beliefs to the letter, then one day, after a long and fulfilling life, you pass on. And then you wake up in Cwcville. Everybody is here, whether your religious beliefs dictate they ought go to Heaven or Hell, they are here. The serial killer? Here. The actual pope? Here. The Gang goes to Hell.

[@randomlittleidot]

what’s the gang? who is “the serial killer”

[@jampine8268]

@@randomlittleidot Its a reference to "It's always sunny in Philadelphia". Serial killer is bascially just anyone, given how Chris believed Ted Bundy was innocent

[@Mewdo45]

You explained the major issue with a heaven or hell better than most athiests

[@justice8718]

@@Mewdo45 If God accepts them, you can’t do anything about it.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@Mewdo45I mean I always heard that you had to *actually* regret it and be doing something about it to ask for forgiveness. Chris wouldn’t get that because he doesn’t mean it but “I screwed up big time. I hurt people. I’m making efforts to help people now” is worthy of it.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

usually very small children have a god complex, this fades when they interact with their peers and come to naturally realize they are not special but just another human on this earth. chris how ever has not gotten over this infantile belief in his own speciality. it is most likely due to his lack of interaction with his peers since he didnt talk before the age of 7, and this kind of self actualizations would have happened years before that. but even if chris was late in development in this regard and many others, he should have grown out of it had he actually sought interactions with those around him. which he clearly didnt, even his supposed "gal pals" were apparently paid to tolerate him. the fault does also lay in his parents due to them being so unwilling to provide chris the help he would have needed even after school recommending it. most likely due to them being complete fossils who thought chris will be just put in some asylum, as made evident by chris describing said institution like it was from turn of 19th century, image most definitely instilled in him by his parents. it may also be due to barbs narcissism and wanting to take credit out of whatever good chris might do. since accepting outside help would make her look like an incapable and bad parent. obviously this still doesnt mean she is willing to put any effort into raising chris properly.

[@Girly_Plop]

As a psychology major in my 3rd year, Chris Chan is an iceberg I’ve avoided going down for years. But this video has me convinced to watch your 5 and a half hour video about him. What the actual fuck am I watching.

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

Just wait until you watch it all in chronological order with GenoSamuel's doc series.

[@succmyzucc6325]

Psych major trying not to mention that they are a psych major (impossible)

[@f1shze4lot]

​@@succmyzucc6325 it's a diagnosis

[@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028]

Psych major trying their best not to become a maddened scholar the moment they hear about Chris-chan challenge: difficulty impossible

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

A 5-and-a-half-hour long video is hardly even an appetiser when it comes to Chris Chan lore. Shit, it's barely even a single bread-stick. So you had better make sure you're damn hungry before choosing to pull-up a chair for the 85-course shit-buffet that is the cringe-coaster shitshow known as 'Christory'. 😉

[@TspriggZ]

The Neptunia rabbit hole he went down is still one of the more surprising ramblings his trolls got him into. Being a Brony is one thing but when you think about it the Neptunia series gave him an excuse to fully throw himself into the "dimensional merge" shit.

[@jampine8268]

I think it was a calculated effort. Over the decade + of his trolling, Chris inadvertently revealed all his desires and weaknesses. It was probably more how it was pitched to him, a combination of it "Confirming" the dimensional merge and making Chris a literal deity, it appealed to a already mentally destroyed Chris's overwhelming desire for escapism, and unending egotism, so Chris jumped in head first.

[@Mewdo45]

If I recall he was tricked into thinking he was in a relationship with anime girls. That's probably what got him hooked

[@Phoebe5448]

If I remember right that was due to the Idea Guys.

[@dragongamerx12]

i tried to watch the anime but couldn't get into it

[@HitsugiHime]

It actually shows that Micheal Snyder is a kind man that he didn’t want Chris to have a heavy sentence

[@Mewdo45]

Michael is one of the only innocent people in chrises story and some how he's given the most shit by Chris.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@Mewdo45 He doesn't mince words with Chris but he doesn't hate the guy. It'd be hard for me.

[@mysteriousstranger5873]

As a Christian, we do not claim him. As such, we are handing him over to the Muslims.

[@scottthewozfan6983]

Hello Muslim here, We do not claim him. As such, we are handing him over to the Buddhists.

[@AnrandomdudeontheInternet]

@@scottthewozfan6983 No buddhist will ever accept him. Hand him over to the shintoists instead!

[@Phoebe5448]

Maybe the JWs will take him.

[@AnrandomdudeontheInternet]

Perhaps the Mormons will take him.

[@badwolf2331]

As a satanist, I humbly deny his request beforehand and I will forward him to the Occult

[@arojamthearbiter]

I love the editing in these videos. It's so chaotic sometimes, but it matches the subject matter so perfectly

[@WallabysArchive]

:DDDDDD

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

I never cared for the whole Jesus Christ Chan saga. I miss the good ol’ days of Christary when he was just a sheltered, god-fearing screwball who drew laughably bad comics. Edit: fixed grammar error.

[@ChrisSuperDude]

I can now say I know how a bunch of Austrian art students in 1939 felt.

[@OhKayEl]

Every story suffers from the Cerebus Syndrome eventually if it goes on long enough.

[@Mewdo45]

Sadly the story just keeps getting worse

[@OhKayEl]

@@Mewdo45 God must be suffering from writing fatigue, lol.

[@Phoebe5448]

I actually wrote a Pokémon/Cardcaptor Sakura ripoff crossover thing once. I still creative write to this day. But in my defence I was 11 at the time, I've become a lot better as a writer and I'm nowhere near as insane as Chris. At least I hope.

[@EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho]

That shirt saying “I got what I deserve”… as someone who only knows some things about this disturbed fellow, it’s disturbingly accurate.

[@Mewdo45]

3:20 ever get the feeling that bear is a demon who cursed chris or something? ever since hes been named christian hes lifes gone down hill

[@ezrabraman6437]

This my new headcanon for the Chris lore

[@CEOGities]

GOD PLEASE, NEVER LET HIM FIND OUT ABOUT ALEISTER CROWLEY.

[@physetermacrocephalus2209]

It has been suspected he already has even if only in passing from Jacob Sockness. The good news is Chris essentially rejected that line of uhh...spirituality....several years ago

[@CEOGities]

@@physetermacrocephalus2209 we are safe until the tides of his mind sway over to Crowley dark influence

[@coolio6855]

MISTER CHANDLER! WHAT HAVE THEY GOT IN YOUR HEAD? AW MISTER CHANDLER! DID YOUR MOM IN HER BED!

[@bluecoconut9543]

Who is Aleister Crowley?

[@coolio6855]

@@bluecoconut9543 Alister Crowley was a famous occultist who claimed to be able to talk to the dead and to demons

[@drewbakka5265]

Yall remember how Dante depited satan as having 3 heads to make the point that at our most base, we are pretending to be God? He was right

[@reycampa8287]

Rip Dante he would have loved Chris-Chan

[@ketaminepoptarts]

@@reycampa8287 he probably wouldve added a 10th circle just for him

[@false8260]

The 10th circle is Cwcville

[@melasnexperience]

Chris is the end result of having been told that you're the protagonist of reality since you were a baby, only taken to its absolute extreme.

[@Hilpis]

Autism truly is unstoppable.

[@seilakkkk5252]

​@@Hilpis what do you mean by that ??

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

It's like if Fable had a third morality option... 'Good', 'Evil', and... ''Derp'

[@secondheendacwounte9888]

I feel like I'm going insane watching Chris-chan lore

[@WallabysArchive]

amen

[@marxjester9802]

Chris Chan and MovieBob are the only "people" who could make a religion out of video games.

[@wolfclaw719]

actually there was this one guy with real bad schizophrenia who thought the commodore was good's last temple too. he's uhh.. he's not around anymore...

[@DouglasQuaid999]

​@@wolfclaw719RIP Terry Davis

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@wolfclaw719It was a traffic accident, don't make it sound more tragic than it was

[@reesf743]

Final Fantasy House was scary because multiple people were participants in the madness

[@ChrisSuperDude]

@@wolfclaw719Terry Davis was unironically the greatest theologian of our time.

[@yogsothoth8389]

I wonder what Chris would've done after reading the Necronomicon, lol

[@LethargicGM]

Sonichu is the king in yellow.

[@Mewdo45]

Please no

[@SD_yessir]

cwc'lyeh

[@AnnikaCoyucoCutecats]

NOPE

[@default_unskill]

​​@@LethargicGM is this fear and hunger reference??????

[@sonicfan2403]

Imagine if Chris was placed in a better family, he might've actually made something as an artist. But sadly, CPS didn't respond to the situation and he's beyond saving.

[@Mewdo45]

If Chris was placed in a better family he wouldn't have become an artist or come up with sonichu All of those things were used to get a gf. If Chris was normal he wouldn't need all that to get a gf

[@Spacecoreinspace]

@@Mewdo45 yeah, if chris was put in a better home he would've probably just ended up as a much more stable person on meds to help him w/ his autism, probably working a nine to five in a dead end job

[@Svevsky]

Theres no artists with healthy lives. Creativity arrives from suffering and a permanent state of exception. Having a stable 9 to 5 job isnt a lifestyle that leaves room for art

[@erindunn6689]

Coming off of reading The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen has made me all the more grateful that Chris doesn’t know about it. Imagine the horrors that would ensue.

[@sadieteawalsh]

And on the third day, God said, “I recycle my own semen.”

[@Mewdo45]

And that's how he birthed Jesus from the virgin marry

[@greg77389]

Keep God out of this, dude.

[@SunsetEnvy]

I hope the real Jesus didn't see the shit Chris was and is doing.. he'd probably be devastated.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@SunsetEnvyHe has seen worse

[@SD_yessir]

On the fourth day, God said "No one wants to see these nips." And it was good

[@drewbakka5265]

Its beyond me how he stuck with the neptunia stuff while clearly knowing the idea guys were fucking with them

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

I still don't know if he actually _does_ know that they fucked with him, at least not the full extent of it. It's probably more like... Chris thinking they simply used 'real world events' to extort money and crappy incriminating videos out of him... 🤷‍♀

[@jampine8268]

@@DodgyDaveGTX I've heard it described that Chris never really understood why what they did was wrong. As for the original question, Chriss seems to have some kind of situation where their ego just overrides all forms of sense and they jump head first into any semblance of praise.

[@Mewdo45]

It's because it pushed hes delusional beliefs. It's another reason why I don't feel too bad for Chris. In the idea guys saga So many people tried telling Chris he was being fucked with but he ignored them cuz he was told he could become a godess or some shit.

[@ClearSoundzArchives]

The fact this whole this has gone from a weirdo on his “love quest” to having to clarify that muslims are indirectly praying to his mother is crazy

[@appleonion5830]

What utterly baffles me is when he gets something right for once and uses actual words from Christian tradition, especially in his insistence on having the memories of Jesus Christ, he still makes the most basic of Sunday School mistakes such as claiming he was crucified in Nazareth

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Funny thing about his dream of a daughter, it's just him stealing the concept of Chibiusa, Crystal sounding like his own name Christian, and that's how it came to be I'll come back and explain Neptunia and CPUs because it's a lot topic

[@smokejaguar986]

Oh my god

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

I'll be waiting

[@chyennewhisman7166]

I can't wait I'm kinda interested in knowing what other people think about this.

[@thedarkesper5290]

Wait, there's an actual kind of logical chain for the CPU thing? You have my attention.

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

I see you everywhere Riku Keep wearing that insane hooded gown thing and swinging keys at me

[@leithtalbi2058]

Remember guys It's all started from a design homework and a singing bear in a mall

[@pyroparagon8945]

9:09 What you described is Limbo of the Infants, which is one section of the medieval catholic view on limbo. Many other things can cause limbo, such as dying without ever hearing the good news (rare belief), living a good life but dying before Jesus was born (for example, Moses, but theyve been in heaven since the Harrowing), being castrated while alive, or having your body mutilated after death or improperly buried (this can also cause revenants). Chris is still wrong though, as suicides are generally considered to be certain to go to hell.

[@YiffKnot]

Maybe Chris chan would be normal if he drank alcohol

[@jampine8268]

Chris does drink now. But if they drank from an earlier age, might have just turned into Cobra instead

[@YiffKnot]

@@jampine8268 maybe but Chris is fucking anyway

[@Phoebe5448]

He does, unfortunately. See the Mike Schieder incident.

[@Mewdo45]

Loo what if alcohol had the opposite effect on crazys like chris

[@Svevsky]

Alcohol is an excellent medication for autism. Being slightly drunk mitigates most neurosises and unironically makes one more grounded in reality. Speaking from experience here. Someone shouldve gone to chris' 21st birthday and handed him a beer

[@RetroDark_The_Wizard]

As someone who has played multiple Neptunia games, I have no idea what Chris is going on about.

[@xdluck_xd7481]

Chris is the living, breathing example of the phrase “the voices in my head are getting louder”

[@ozmul5810]

If Chris-chan is a god. They're the god of Plagiarism. I love how Chris mentions the Akashic records but has likely never even touched the Kabala. Or read any of the writing of the Akashic's such as Soloman. Their view of time isn't linear but multifaceted. Centered around Potential and causality. You cannot know the future until the Dominos are set and even so there not the only row of Dominos. The Akashic Recard is just the bin of Dominos comes from and where they go one, they have toppled over.

[@FluidicNutUnion]

I wonder if Chris gets one of those "snap back to reality" moment once in awhile and realise that his life is an absolute dumpster fire, or he's just too far gone to even think about it

[@Phoebe5448]

Whoop, there goes gravity.

[@Insti253]

The day that happens is the day his life flashes before his eyes

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

I think he's gone too far with sunken cost fallacy to ever accept any kind of transparent view of reality by this point. It'd come with too many compromises and unwilling acceptances. And require him to reject so much of what probably supports his entire personal identity

[@Mewdo45]

Oh no he does have those moments. He had those moments ever since Bob died. It's why the dimensional merge shit was so effective. Chris needed a way to cope

[@Missjackson1866]

When someone tip him a dollar just to call him a rap*st im SURE that the face he made was one of guilt and reflection. Naturally he didn't read it out loud and just waited until the next donation to talk again

[@KevinoftheCosmos]

I can't believe I used to feel bad for this eldritch entity.

[@aidenp6001]

If you can help it, I don’t think we should give up on him, we are to “love your neighbor as you love oneself”, which means not giving up on others, even if they’ve made questionable choices. I know it’s hard, but he needs whatever help he can get, even if it’s thoughts and prayers. If he can find it in himself to repent for what he’s done, he still has a chance. We can only home.

[@grey_ROBOT]

Deciding that this is the perfect video to watch while eating might have been my biggest mistake yet.

[@WallabysArchive]

xddd

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

1:58 which even that series is satirical of religion so that flew over his head

[@jampine8268]

Chris basically modelled half his beliefs around family guy and south park without understanding satire, he treated Cartman and Peter as role models, not surprising he did it again.

[@Mewdo45]

@jampine8268 you telling me Chris looked at someone like cartman, the guy who killed a kids own parents and fed it to them is a role model? I mean it explains chrises messed up morality

[@guilhermehank4938]

@@Mewdo45 He unironically thinks trolling should earn you life in prison.

[@nickbubson4570]

i am convinced that chris chan is the only person god hates

[@Alyson-amarante]

Nah,he loves everyone,i mean he died for everyone including him(surprisingly)but hes definetly angry at the fact hes using his name in a blasphemous way and claiming to be him

[@creepykidandinfinitedreams2987]

As a Christian, it’s sad to see how much of a hypocrite he became to eventually thinking that he’s Jesus himself.

[@lainhikaru5657]

Story as old as time, the only difference is that Chris acts obnoxious and eccentric. But pastors and priests becoming corrupt and start to think they're gods themselves is nothing new. Except it may be even worse as that power those figures hold are used to manipulate the followers to do their will.

[@creepykidandinfinitedreams2987]

@@lainhikaru5657 that’s why we must be wise, as members we need to be able to spot when a pastor or leader in the church isn’t doing what they aren’t supposed to do. I’m the Bible it says to expect false prophets or wolves in sheep’s clothing. Those awful people who “claim” to be Christians but don’t act as a Christian should just makes real Christians look bad. Thank Goodness Chris wasn’t able to find himself in any position of power or control, Christian or not.

[@lainhikaru5657]

@@creepykidandinfinitedreams2987 Many people are willing to follow everything blindly though. I have a friend which had her mother basically killed by a pastor, she was going through chemotherapy for cancer and it wasn't working, then the pastor convince her to stop chemon and donate to church instead and she died a few months after the decision. For context the church is called "Igreja Universal do reino de Deus" it's a big church in my country structured similar to those mega churches in the U.S. Their founder was caught on video multiple times talking about money laundry and how to turn followers into profit in easier ways. But even if there is more than enough proof the most fanatical adepts refuse to leave. It works in similar ways like a cult where they try to isolate you from anyone who isn't from their circle. I myself am an atheist, but still it baffles me how some who call themselves christian use the bible in any way they want, like sometimes completly forgetting the mercy and understanding of Jesus and going full on old testament God when it's to attack something they don't like.

[@Mewdo45]

Chris is a narcacist to a Ludacris degree

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

​@@creepykidandinfinitedreams2987 It's not that Chris is a hypocrite, but rather that Chris has always had a warped and limited understanding of Christianity.

[@fabiospasiano9885]

I wonder what the actual fuck is going on, so I watch a video essay like this and now I understand even less.

[@dakotastein9499]

THATS where he got that CPU shit from? cant say im suprised.

[@platinumdragonslayer6128]

The funny thing is, before all this godly delusions, Chris did act like a typical Christian or evangelical. Pretending to follow the Bible and do just about everything it preaches against.

[@mysteriousstranger5873]

Don’t even pretend like most Christian’s act like your stereotypical evangelical, because they don’t

[@justice8718]

@@mysteriousstranger5873 You’re right. I’m actually a nightmare beyond your normie sinner.

[@cloudykid7278]

Okay, I'm amazed that I was so blind to not see that religion was basically peppered all over this madmans's life

[@kazoo22]

This was singlehandedly the longest 40 minutes of my entire life

[@yuggoth777]

19:15 "Chris' God Complex has peaked" very bold assumption

[@flibbyjibby]

Most hyped video of the week,and he did in fact deliver

[@naingaung2748]

Isolation does weird things to you man…

[@redjirachi1]

Chris is like a cult leader without a real following

[@rustym.shackelford5546]

Charles Manson was more Charismatic than Chris...

[@RileyWritey]

So he's just a crackhead

[@Julius_FL5]

He has but they’re usually trolls pretending just so they can take the piss

[@siryizzur]

right off the bat at 0:05 my eyes are offended with a drawing made by an actual chomo soiled diaper lover. l8r

[@pivotalpancake5454]

Shmorky

[@siryizzur]

@@pivotalpancake5454yea that guy. he is as much of a horrorcow as chris chan

[@Jumpyj3st3r150]

If I die and wake up in Chris’s afterlife I think I’d just erase my own soul

[@Nopal11-v5m]

Yeah dude, if i die and awakes in chris afterlife i would rather erase my soul than endure whatever mind fuckery he had and build.

[@Yipper64]

Im a Christian autistic person as well. But the difference is I actually have good parents and havnt been put through the ringer deteriorating my mental state. I am 100% certain in the resurrection being a historical event, which proves the rest of the bible, by the historical accounts made, just as good as proof as anything else happening in history, if not more. And also a myriad of other things in my life that has me convinced completely. I dont think having an open mind is bad, but you need to close it on something eventually or your brain falls out. Anyways yeah, that's the main difference between me and him. 1:04 thats.... the opposite. Like, literally you have to cherry pick the bible to say that being gay is ok. By like saying "oh it was mistranslated" without proving that it was, you know despite the words being pretty fairly clear describing the action of a man sleeping with a man. Like it literally means "man bed man" from the greek. Not "man bed boy", not "man bed girl", "man bed man". But yes obviously he does also follow basically none of the bible aside from that. To the point that he makes himself to be a woman. 6:12 so one of the biggest things in my journey in life is realizing that not every impulse is an action I should take. When I learned this everything in my life changed.... The fact that this guy took the exact opposite away is just... Its sad. 7:26 I cannot begin to dissect what is wrong with this but ill try. First of all the default state of man is deserving hell, because in a sense every crime is on the same level in that it separates us from God. You might not say that makes sense, but does different levels of hell make any difference if it is eternity? You might have a problem with the idea it is eternity, but consider, that people will still sin while in hell. There is no way to pay off a debt if you constantly incur more debt. And you cant say that maybe just nobody should be punished because really? Nobody should be punished not even say Hitler? Just get off Scott free after death enjoying every luxury he could imagine? You cant earn your way into heaven, it is only possible to get to heaven through Jesus Christ, that is why he died for our sins. To take on that debt, because he's the only person who could pay it. So that's the "deeds/misdeeds" thing out of the way, the fact he ends that with "and possibly reincarnation" nearly made my blow a gasket. Reincarnation is even worse than hell. Its like a cycle of torture for no reason. Sure you might end up in some form of heaven in some life, but its temporary and you might go to some hellish place the next, then you go to earth and end up a bug and get squashed, and go right back to hell. 14:15 I never want to claim to be certain of someone's heart, because that's only for them to know and them to know only... But I cant help but feel like if Chris Chan died today he would go to hell. And no not because he's trans or because of any of that... Its because of this. 14:58 of course he's into that new agey "we are all god" bs. 16:04 I swear the people who are like "yeah Jesus is Gods son but Christianity isnt the *only* true religion" type just annoy me so much. The man made it pretty clear who God is, and there's only one religion that fits that. You believe him, or you dont. You dont get to have it both ways. 18:30 alright now make a paralyzed man walk. See that's the main difference when it comes to that, and actually the point. Yes anyone can claim "your sins are forgiven" that's easy to say, not everyone can heal a paralyzed man purely by speaking it. The miraculous act proves credence for the words. 20:58 this man has literally more than lost his marbles. I know that doesnt even need to be said but just... The lights are not on. 28:18 he is going to die... like soon. Given what I said earlier... that bums me out a bit. 21:05 I cant say im surprised its that simple with him but it really is that simple. 34:52 why and how? Like, ok young earth creationism, that issue I can see why Christians disagree because there's some way you can sort of say "well its a metaphor" a dangerous way to read the bible but certainly not something that changes the core of the religion... But how in the heck can you read the bible and say "yeah re-incarnation is possible"? 37:05 "updated ten commandments" UPDATED TEN COMMANDMENTS? I really wish this was just some big elaborate troll where a guy has just been putting on an act, and its this big old long con... No. Its not, there's no way it can be, obviously. But my goodness. One of the things that I think makes the Christian faith solid is the fact that God is the same no matter what happens, God doesnt change or evolve, God is just a perfect God, and perfection does not need to change. But no Chris Chan decides the 10 commandments need to be "amended" These dont even work, how are you even supposed to follow #2 with that "or anyone else" bit? You have to get approval from *everyone?*

[@MiXVoy]

His faith would likely get a massive overhaul to a total nonsense degree, once his Barb is dead.

[@mysteriousstranger5873]

As a Christian I agree that being gay is a sin, but I also think it’s important to treat people who are with the same respect as anyone else. That being said, Chris chan ain’t it.

[@Yipper64]

@mysteriousstranger5873 yes very true. Same respect as anyone else. That's why I don't really mention it unless someone asks about it, essentially. Like there's this online group of people I hang out with that a majority of them are gay. I elect not to mention it. But if they ever asked I wouldn't lie.

[@pacificgrim4661]

It's funny how despite the fact Chris believes himself to be an Omnipotent God, with his powerful status he still can't get himself a girlfriend

[@kingpugisthebest]

Omnipotent or not he is still Chris Chan and that is the ultimate turn off for everyone

[@Just-Some-Helium]

As a obese person, I’ve been fasting and not eating till 7 pm in fear to look like Chris. Going strong for 2 days.

[@WallabysArchive]

💪💪💪

[@ohio7876]

Good luck im also fasting in a fear of having the body mass of chris chan

[@qdawgdub9315]

How's it going?

[@keipe008]

The Passion of the Chris

[@Mew_Master]

I'm WAY better at this whole religion thing than Chris ever was. And I'm an atheist.

[@capadociaash8003]

You know those teachers that said anything you do would be better than nothing at all, well looks like they made some oversights

[@alistairgeorge5082]

​@@capadociaash8003Nothing at all would be a million times better.

[@TheVOODOO271]

Your Chris voice is hilarious, like an old irish Owen Wilson

[@cloudykid7278]

8:30

[@TheVOODOO271]

@@cloudykid7278appreciate you

[@ReallyGoodBadBoy]

Young Chris Chan looks like Jim Cornett.

[@hagfish4998]

15:43-16:13 what a surprisingly intelligent quote, especially considering that it came from a guy who believed in Santa until he was 24.

[@realkekz]

Absolutely stolen from Rick and Morty or Futurama or passively uptaken by interacting with reddit atheists, "little blue marble" is a Carl Sagan quote specifically

[@spiderjerusalem100]

He definitely stole that from somewhere else.

[@AtmanRyu]

In a timeline in which Chris Chan allocated ANY points to Intelligence AND Charisma, he would've become into a very dangerous cultist.

[@danic_c]

1:00 To be fair to Chris, every Christian alive today, online or not, cherry picks biblical scriptures to reinforce most of their already existing views on the world and de-emphasize the sinful activities they like to engage in.

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

Yeah that's true even as a Christian I do that even though I try not to generally I just see it as a what would Jesus say or do (I know sounds stupid) and try to follow that to the best of my knowledge

[@danielutriabrooks477]

But Christians are not tasked with doing what the world does, but rather do what pleases God

[@Mewdo45]

Chris is a true christian

[@SD_yessir]

​@@danielutriabrooks477And "what pleases God" becomes more elusive and confusing every time Christianity splits into new denominations when the Church has even the slightest debate about something. What timeless wisdom the Bible can still safely say it has is going to eventually devolve to the point of near-meaninglessness.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@SD_yessir You don't have to follow what the latest and shiniest new denomination says. Most of the debates in which Church splits happens are due to the nature of the leadership and eclessiastical organization (The Great Schism happened due to this, and the Reformation did also in no small part). Unless you are looking into USA-born restaurationist movements (Mormons, JWs, Adventists, some charismatics), or into the more theologically liberal sectors of the Mainline denominations, what is and isn't good remains the same, altough some are more lax than others when it comes to disciplinary measures

[@chip2854]

Initially I thought that Chris’ shitty life is proof of no god, but on the other hand they seem to be continuously punished for how terrible they are, which would be proof of god.

[@orelnicely7472]

Honestly I think it’s not unheard of for people who are from different denominations to marry in a church that is a different denomination from both of them in the south. I think it’s sort of like meeting in the middle? I have a family member who did exactly that, just like Bob and Barb.

[@Acecardcoolman]

This is a TRUE AND HONEST Banger

[@sorentothesky]

isn't using the bible to misjudge others against Christianity? it's funny seeing chris chan telling his trolls and gay people they'll definitely go to hell without any form of self awareness. his lack of awareness seems obvious but it's still funny no matter what the situation is

[@datakenzington7342]

Chris, you're going to hell, Dante's Inferno to be exact...

[@WallabysArchive]

xddd

[@everettlopez9127]

i heard a theory about christine’s meds being known to cause vivid dreams. they can be so realistic that they feel like memories. like you could dream a conversation with a coworker and then reference it later in the waking world, having no idea that the conversation was a dream and not a regular memory. you’d be shocked that they don’t remember the conversation at all. so imagine that but all your dreams are magi chan caressing you with his big purple mitts. he smells like a wet dog and it turns you on. its all so real; the heat of his body…..he begins telekineticly rllling a blunt. the sun is setting wnd its beautiful here

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Oh dang, that is a pretty good point.

[@everettlopez9127]

@@wolfetteplays8894 right?? and the more time someone spends thinking about a subject, the more likely those things are to appear in dreams. i think shes spent to much time inventing personalities for these characters, probably imagining conversations with and between them, that dreaming about them must feel like talking to a real person. i bet the characters have their own memories and idiosyncrasies that are consist between dreams. its crazy to imagine. if its true then i can see why she feels she lives in an alternate dimension. its a total retreat into her own head; not into fantasy but an entire internal world

[@wolfetteplays8894]

For real... Like, I have dreamt so much relating to Undertale that it ain't even funny. I literally have so many dreams where I'm an actual boss monster or have an entirely female body during them. I can literally think of just about any character or scene from Undertale, Digital Circus, Pokemon, Phantasy Star, etc. and some how it will appear with somewhat of a degree of coherency and characterization in my dreams. I actually write scripts like that; as an example, when writing my fan-prequel script, I focus really hard and make myself disassociate a little, then I think something like "Hmmm.. would Asriel actually say that?" and then I sometimes get a physical reply in the voice of Asriel. That is kinda what it is reminding me of... It is a bit sad sometimes when I wake up without a fully female body, but then again, it gives me something to strive towards and work to achieve. It is really sad how Chris-Chan is just like "Yeah, I am this because I said so." instead of saying something like "I want to be this and I will work towards it." Honestly, I almost feel bad that Chris-Chan isn't able to create anything tangible or coherent out of it, as I have been able to create semi-coherent universes just within my imagination. Like, Chris-Chan genuinely could be the next Tolkien if she would harness that energy into writing or dialogue editing. @@everettlopez9127

[@pickeldratjuices5508]

As a son to Hasidic Jewish Parents I have not been the most religious but I still believe in Yahweh I just wont be as Orthodox to my faith as my parents. I wish Chris wasn’t so delusional and I wish these trolls would have just left him alone watching Chris’s delusional downfall is like watching a black mirror episode that never ends.

[@justice8718]

Sonichu is a literal demon.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Chris Chan took Protestantism's Private Judgement and warped it into "reality is whatever I want it to be." He also inverted iconoclasm by propping up icons that get in the way of worship, such as praying to a Sailor Moon poster with Chibiusa on it to keep him on the straight path.

[@StroeyBro]

Given how his religion is an offshoot of Christianity, it’s weird how it’s allowing one of its most hated sins

[@_MilkywayWishes_]

At some point we have to remember: Chris is mentally ill and isn't getting the care he needs... and that mental illness isn't an excuse for all the insane things he does/did because WHAT😭😭😭

[@Moodyblooz]

Something tells me he's never read any holy book from cover to back.

[@mold445]

22:16 just realized the fucking standby symbol is a bar of modeling clay

[@aleggs0963]

Chris with super powers would be the most ungodly eldritch abomination possible

[@CrookedSight0]

Im personally dont think Chris is delusional enough to believe everything he says, personally i believe its possible hes just coping in shallow water delusions from the absolute shitshow that is his real life, bubbling just above the surface

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

19:01 Allah is God. Muhammad (pbuh) is a Prophet. Those are nowhere to even close to being the same thing.

[@skeletor-1892]

I think most people understand that, but this is Chris Chan we're talking about

[@Thrackerzod8]

3:41 this image is hilarious and sad at the same time (also akward as well lol) Chris here looks like a normal person for once, it kinda feels like something from another dimension, it's just uncanny to look at.

[@AstronautAaron]

It's all fun and games until the dimensional merge actually happens

[@Phoebe5448]

Then maybe I can finally get six pack abs and ninja powers.

[@Mewdo45]

Cool, I get to chill with Homer Simpsons and optimus prime

[@peacefulbutdank7435]

8:16 didn’t this guy try to kidnap the Power Puff Girls that one time?

[@NathanOrris]

The Bible condemns homosexuality multiple times in the New Testament. But as you’ve mentioned and as Chris conveniently fails to pay attention to, it also condemns p*rn, premarital smex, gluttony, as well as lying, pride, laziness, selfishiness and a lot more things Chris did on a regular basis. My belief? Chris was never a true believer nor wanted to be, but simply used his superficial association with the Bible and God to look and feel better. When he eventually drifted away, he just created his own cult to inflate his own ego even further then even before.

[@theholygamer969]

His narcissism is so out of control that he views himself as the "True Player 1", meaning he thinks he's the only real individual person, and the rest of us are NPCs with no real free will. He's rotted his brain so much with video games that he can't disassociate them from real life. He has to connect it to one of his addictions in order to explain it.

[@KooshaKarimi]

6:10 As an Iranian agnostic person, I have no comment (I died of laughter)

[@Lucario_Nii_San]

Just found this channel on my recommended and the music choice in the first 15 seconds won me over I'm breaking

[@Xenon_Proto]

Chris chan waking up in hell: (He committed several counts of adultery, blasphemy, pride, and wrath)

[@StroeyBro]

He just screams “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

[@sinofsanity6593]

I too have left my games consoles on for over a day to get in touch with divinity How anyone could describe chris' theology & cosmology without headbutting so much drywall that they are actively breaking into people's houses to headbutt more drywall I'll never know

[@leviticusprime4904]

So what’s next after the god complex arc, how lower can we go?

[@Phoebe5448]

I'm still hoping for the Homeless Saga, where Chris will wander the streets, forsaken and alone left with nothing but his own delusions.

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@Phoebe5448 either that or he becomes a politician.

[@Phoebe5448]

@leviticusprime4904 ROFL so basically Mayor Chris irl? Somehow I can't see it. 😂

[@ketaminepoptarts]

maybe he'll go for the complete opposite and develop a satan complex

[@onlyyoucanstopevil9024]

CHRIS CHAN : BUT, I AM STRAIGHT TO THE MAX LIMIT 😤😤😤

[@Phoebe5448]

Chris: *plays with ponies, wonders what he would be like as a girl, has only female friends* I AM STRAIGHT!!