The thing about pilkington is that he doesn't stop complaining yet nothing bothers him.
@nolikeygsomnipresence2705 жыл бұрын
"He's never out of prison long enough to get a nickname" must be one of the most underrated remarks Karls has ever made. It just tells you so much, in just a few words.
@beatnikmary4 жыл бұрын
RIP Mark Pilkington :(
@danielfield16923 жыл бұрын
@@beatnikmary RIP Karl Dilkington
@davebryant81585 жыл бұрын
This is by far the most comforting,funny,brain whirling,wittiest thing podcasted😂😂😂
@donnamclean37463 жыл бұрын
When he says "if you were me friends I would have just said, oh we can't find them" 😢😢😢 bless him
@JankyJankProductions3 жыл бұрын
I know! He sounds so disappointed in himself, he's such a lovely guy
@marsanna2 жыл бұрын
The ripped tennis ball thing never fails, I die laughing every time lmfao 🤣
@seanmorrisandthedoghousero98432 жыл бұрын
It's one hell of an image! 😆
@warshipsatin87643 ай бұрын
its such a hilarious way to describe it but you totally know what he means
@gregormartin71135 жыл бұрын
Spending my Christmas Day in a hospital bed, seeing this pop up in my youtube feed has made the whole thing bearable, you're an amazing person Yak
@Di0on5 жыл бұрын
Gregor Martin Get well buddy. Best wishes from Canada. 👍🏾
@gregormartin71135 жыл бұрын
@@Di0on Back home now, rest and recovery here we come. Same back at ya from NZ
@guusbouwmans56675 жыл бұрын
At least nobody chopped 8 inches off the side of your bed.
@theresuga5 жыл бұрын
That sounds crap, I hope you have a good 2019 mate x
@seanboi5 жыл бұрын
Hope you’re doing better now Gregor
@ballzzd33p293 жыл бұрын
Karl just tinging his way up the tube of life.
@VR463143 жыл бұрын
Dead 💀
@k.g.8473 жыл бұрын
Ting tong bing bong
@deadschooled3 жыл бұрын
@@k.g.847 it's tinging it's way up the tube
@ayishakate72763 жыл бұрын
'its tinging its way up the tube, it's tinging its way up the tube, ting tong ping pong it's tinging its way up the tube' 🤣🤣
@Katie-tx8rf5 жыл бұрын
I love hearing about Auntie Nora 😂😂😂
@melaura91234 жыл бұрын
Katie Knight looked like a ripped tennis ball
@AA-hg5fk4 жыл бұрын
@@MrBiscuits2 not forgetting Uncle Alf, tattoo Stan and the bloke who looked like Ken Dodd!
@trenttrevorrow56483 жыл бұрын
Don't name her!
@mccarthy58252 жыл бұрын
With her ripped tennis ball and Coco Pops back....
@liverelaxingradio68404 жыл бұрын
Making the lockdown easier! Karl makes me feel proud to be British hehe
@brockyy.j4 жыл бұрын
Not a single American could make me laugh like Karl does
@emmysparkles15 жыл бұрын
Just me, my dog and this. Perfect. If i wasn't so tired I would kick me own height.
@callumhayes75025 жыл бұрын
Would you put your leg down?
@wharris50835 жыл бұрын
Emily Rose Sparkles sounds like my kind of night 👍
@emmysparkles15 жыл бұрын
ha!same again tonight!
@seanobrien75685 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter
@brockyy.j4 жыл бұрын
@@wharris5083 every single night for me hah
@Raven-Claws885 жыл бұрын
"How can we prove that we're live Karl? KP: Me mam's budgie died last night" hahahaha
@risingvibes1003 жыл бұрын
Karl tames a magpie which pecks his head and pops his tyres. The day he takes it to school to show it off it flies away.
@JonnyBuck143 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how many times in my life I've heard "m-m-m-my auntie had wind for fiiiiiiiiiive minutes!"
@LibertineTigers5 жыл бұрын
I put one earphone in and put my hood up and listen to KP at work on the fly. Everyone must think im insane every few mins i burst out laughing walking through the buildong site on my own lol
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT AND WHY NOT XX
@smogmonkey5 жыл бұрын
Same 👍 👍
@CARLIN47374 жыл бұрын
You still enjoying that labouring job!😉
@dauchin_noobin4 жыл бұрын
@@CARLIN4737 his response would likely be : joke's on you, I don't enjoy it at all
@dylanhigh17823 жыл бұрын
M8 what I did as a fencer stood there digging away time flys
@GathererThompson5 жыл бұрын
Welcome back, Yak :) Stay in the woods, stay green, and stay safe!
@AA-hg5fk5 жыл бұрын
Public service announcement for chameleons!
@melaura91234 жыл бұрын
What happens when you put one of them on a mirror.
@JoeRivermanSongwriter5 жыл бұрын
It's sad that I probably know more about Karl's childhood than my own.
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
Your not the only one darling.. But at least we have this. Love Mrs Dilkington
@JoeRivermanSongwriter5 жыл бұрын
MisT OldSkool aka the Rollin Raver at least you’re not Scruffy Sandra.
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
@@JoeRivermanSongwriter Aww babe.. YA don't know.. Lol... I am sure he just says shit like me. Not to cause offence.. An No I'm MRS DILKINGTON LOL ❤️❤️♿♿❤️
@JoeRivermanSongwriter5 жыл бұрын
@@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 I'm Brett. :D
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
@@JoeRivermanSongwriter Nice to meet you Bret... I would love if you checked out my channel. I haven't had it for long but it spreads awareness and may make you laugh Xx I'm as mad as they think Karl is.. But you gotta have a laugh Xx
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
Can't beat this.. Said Mrs Dilkington... Very proud of Karl
@danyellx6155 жыл бұрын
I’m so excited you’ve uploaded again it feels like a Christmas miracle honestly lol 🥳🥳🥳✌🏻 thank you!
@dannyboy_dannyboy82745 жыл бұрын
Over a decade of listening. I'm starting to select these over music en route to work.
@CarnageCrab5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for coming back! These are my favourite compilations, you have no idea how many times I've heard the others.
@dannystevens29005 жыл бұрын
Most normal people would get rid of the wardrobes but Karl's Dad thinks I'll saw through the mattress.
@ayishakate72763 жыл бұрын
This proper made me giggle🤣🙊
@brucewayne21843 жыл бұрын
"Don't try and teach your granny to suck eggs" is the equivalent of "you can't teach an old dog new tricks."
@rubbishopinions64685 жыл бұрын
I want a show in the line of Malcolm in the middle or everyone hates chris, based on Karls family as a child.
@SuperLisalis4 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing.. *Leave him out this one Chuck!*
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
"Her mam was a witch and all that" LOLWUT
@deadschooled3 жыл бұрын
[Just pop that in brackets]
@lisaward59944 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I’d survive without these
@pearlharbour33004 жыл бұрын
now;s the time to play them all i guess
@jeffhawkins99775 жыл бұрын
Just cracks me up, love it when Ricky is breaking his bollox and karl just keeps telling the story's, priceless
@warshipsatin87643 ай бұрын
46:16 that was kinda sweet how rickys heart broke for karl
@jayuppercase33985 жыл бұрын
Wish the volume was at a uniform levels, have to keep adjusting the volume
@jhart11275 жыл бұрын
Just do your own compilation then pal. Sorted.
@rbeck3200tb405 жыл бұрын
Why does Karl barely whisper into the microphone dont he know hes on the radio ?
@yonezawa28105 жыл бұрын
Jessica Hart GFYS you self righteous twat XD
@jhart11273 жыл бұрын
@@yonezawa2810 🤣🤣🤣🤣 self righteous in what way??
@stu2tru3922 жыл бұрын
I felt really bad for Karl when he questioned whether or not they were really hos friends when he found out about his exam results
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
Auntie Nora sounds like a right laugh.
@dashiejinxx1005 жыл бұрын
These are what I listen to on the crunch at work. Wonderful
@blxtothis5 жыл бұрын
Strangely wonderful and brilliant, it’s so easy to see how Gervais and Merchant had to introduce Karl to an unexpecting planet! These audio podcasts still come across as funny even now, the later animated series took them to a new level.
@Noodlelino284 жыл бұрын
15:43 Ricky's laugh tho 🤣🤣
@Joggi985 жыл бұрын
"I'm not into keeping in touch with people." I thought he calls his mum and dad every day? xD
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
There the only 2 though. I'm going with him with the siblings... 🤣
@rbeck3200tb405 жыл бұрын
@@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 Karls brother died last year and his sister lives in Ireland
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
@@rbeck3200tb40 Hi hun. Yes I sadly had heard that Mark had passed away. It will probably be the same with ME.... Familes are funny things and we either have a Close one or a Devided one for one reason or another.. I would love to meet Karl.. I see myself as a MRS DILKINGTON A🤣🤣 THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY.. I HAVE 1siater 6miles away d, not spoken since she was the age of her eldest twins and a brother 3miles the other way NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME. An my closest Sibling for 39yrs Dated then Married the biggest TOOL ON EARTH, 😪Not Spoken to her since the day of Service. SOME FAMILIES ARE OVER RATED.. Shit happens for a reason, ❤️❤️
@Billthebaker4202 жыл бұрын
I am so thirsty for new Karl Pilkington! 🤣
@Malegys5 жыл бұрын
The "Forest Gumps" story is pure gold !!!!!!!!!
@uniquerebeljaney36394 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Karl grew up in Royston Vasey.
@samgrady56145 жыл бұрын
Goodnight all and merry x mas 🤩 cheers for the upload mate.
@Sengaari5 жыл бұрын
The description Yak 😂 Laughing out loud at midnight shaking the bedroom's wall!
@michaelgower23705 жыл бұрын
Thank u yak merry Christmas and happy new year
@abkoi3 жыл бұрын
These podcasts are "Soup-purb"
@Morrisseyyy5 жыл бұрын
Life is a war of attrition
@Bellocks14 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, Karl’s brother Mark was on a documentary called Benefit Busters. It’s on KZbin.
@mrmckee43964 жыл бұрын
I saw it it No Wonder he hasn't seen him in 11 years he's the dark black sheep of the family him
@alexbekele89455 жыл бұрын
A new compilation on Xmas Day, best present.
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
TIL Manchester is located in the twilight zone.
@davidwhitfield78644 жыл бұрын
"It was like a woman version of The Elephant Man." "The Elephant WOMAN?"
@donnamclean37463 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that's where he obsession with strange looking people from 🤔
@deadschooled3 жыл бұрын
@@donnamclean3746 duh
@saturn580Ай бұрын
Karl's mum didn't have him baptized, but she did warn him to watch out for witches.
@Elliot-by7jg5 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas
@AA-hg5fk3 жыл бұрын
Ricky was wrong, the Falklands war was in 1982, not 1981!
@400hpGTO4 жыл бұрын
Tinging it up....
@nathantreveil68854 жыл бұрын
PTSD not really a joke
@dantaylor3335 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! so much content on this video I havn't heard, and I was getting concerned I had heard it all
@ShreksCousin5 жыл бұрын
Dan Taylor Same
@benh45445 жыл бұрын
Put speed on 0.5x sounds like theyre on drugs
@arseface77925 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@carlosss619764 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@BIGKRISS13 жыл бұрын
Wooooohh trippy man !! That’s freaky but funny 😆
@jackmorrison76133 жыл бұрын
1.5 and they on coke
@ayishakate72763 жыл бұрын
I had to give this a go🙌🤣🤣
@emptRx5 жыл бұрын
If I had three wishes the very first one would be to see Karl's parents do a 3 hour plus podcast where Ricky just talks to them. Alas, I don't think itll happen otherwise. It was bloody murder finding a legit photo of Suzanne . The same is the case when I found Karl's older brother, Mark. Hes was on the Jeremy Kyle show for cheating on his girlfriend and also on a random Uk cable documentary about unemployment: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKG2lmd9epdkp6c. (This link is the doc)
@nickjohns Жыл бұрын
Karl's idea of a party is folk coming round scaving food and drink and that
@james-ob9rz4 жыл бұрын
The Cartoons are the Best Damm. Love the illustrations
@DudeWithASnood5 жыл бұрын
15:49 Ricky’s best laugh 😂
@djbullets58503 жыл бұрын
Dear dad...yep thanks for getting me in......a month before the belgrano lmfao!!!!!
@JankyJankProductions3 жыл бұрын
I'm always so curious about what Karl's brother is like, cigarettes in a tank is legendary
@djbullets58503 жыл бұрын
@@JankyJankProductions kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKG2lmd9epdkp6c that’s his brother
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
That Martian day logic is classic Karl.
@jamespetersen6419 Жыл бұрын
Karl volume: 1 Ricky Volume: 12
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL Жыл бұрын
Night night everyone.. ear buds in full of Karl and Ricky’s hysteria…I ignore Rick… I listen harder to Karl.. he’s the star in this group.. and his family. Oh what I wouldn’t do for a Karl cam! Oh Jesus as Karl would say… oh Jesus
@mancton4 жыл бұрын
Slagging off toblerone!! Rickys obvs never had to drive to Dundee barefooted 😡😡
@mccarthy58252 жыл бұрын
Lynn... Lynnnnnnn...LYNNNN! such a sad thing to be medically addicted to Toblerone. Not too fond of the dark ones though. But id rather have one than pierce my foot on a spike
@t7612-v6h4 жыл бұрын
I want Carl Sagan and Carl Pilkinson to do a series of shows together.
@jhart11273 жыл бұрын
Carl Pilkinson 🤣🤣🤣
@ayishakate72763 жыл бұрын
@@jhart1127 🤣🤣🤣
@Dingalow5 жыл бұрын
Did you know Karl's brother was on Jeremy Kyle? He was also on a documentary series called Benefit Busters. Dead serious
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
Mate you Can't Tar SIBLINGS WITH THE SAME BRUSH....
@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr6165 жыл бұрын
Did you stop to think maybe that's why Karl doesn't bother with him. I know how I am with my uncles
@rbeck3200tb405 жыл бұрын
Karls brother mark Pilkington died last year . That was him on the Jeremy Kyle tv show
@SuperLisalis3 жыл бұрын
David Bowie/Nina Simones Wild Is The Wind comes to mind... (rather mind than nose ha ha ha)
@holeefuckingcow27575 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, A'right.
@nickjohns Жыл бұрын
And that
@danyellx6155 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD Santa is real!!!!
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
I'm shocked Ricky didn't laugh hysterically at the birthday/ christmas card combo.
@greigsanderson5 жыл бұрын
Second opinion and got the same person lol. Why would you phone the same company? Bonkers.
@Martin-883 жыл бұрын
Nearly half of this is about Auntie Nora's fanny 😂
@BamBamKiwi3 жыл бұрын
SLIT TENNIS BALL
@ellenigma20995 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, I'm laughing myself to sleep.
3 жыл бұрын
Jeez making fun of PTSD is a bit much
@deadschooled3 жыл бұрын
26:22 is my favorite Ricky laugh
@SaoirseK5 жыл бұрын
"Me mam's budgie died last night." 😂😂😂
@rbeck3200tb405 жыл бұрын
Whats a budgie ?
@SaoirseK5 жыл бұрын
@@rbeck3200tb40 its a bird
@rbeck3200tb405 жыл бұрын
@@SaoirseK like a parrot or something ?
@mrjackson34265 жыл бұрын
rbeck3200tb40 google it you shithead
@nickjohns Жыл бұрын
@@rbeck3200tb40 really?
@Wingless-5 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Dr Yak!
@HEDVlogs5 жыл бұрын
The boiler sketch is fucking hilarious
@nickjohns Жыл бұрын
Getting a second opinion.........off the same bloke
@iscreamfitness4 жыл бұрын
Love the images
@danniedyke36743 жыл бұрын
The 🌎's most interesting man...
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
I couldn't breathe for MINUTES after the cat story.
@macmuggo54594 жыл бұрын
L Haviland you will be missed
@ayishakate72763 жыл бұрын
@@macmuggo5459 🤣🤣
@goldengaze35 жыл бұрын
OGGY OGGY OGGY...😂😂😂
@calebnorris69602 жыл бұрын
Karl's dad sounds twice as weird as him lol
@monoman19735 жыл бұрын
Karl is brilliant 👍
@cosmicwyrd57114 жыл бұрын
Dad's a muggle, Mam's a witch, bit of a nasty shock for him when he found a dead rabbit bleeding on his 'ead
@lisaward59944 жыл бұрын
Cosmic Wyrd what episode is this?
@howardmctroy33034 жыл бұрын
That’s from Harry Potter.
@PeowPeowPeowLasers3 жыл бұрын
22:27 is hilarious
@williamsmith6665 жыл бұрын
'Mam 'n Dad."
@dommidavros2211 Жыл бұрын
How did his brother Mark die? No one seems to know!!
@ricky4mel4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see carl do a program with Steven fry
@macmuggo54594 жыл бұрын
ollbo200010 that’s why it’s good though
@wj24292 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to spell both of their names wrong?
@creightontolliver35475 жыл бұрын
Why did Karl stop laughing once they started the podcast?
@MD_Slaine5 жыл бұрын
Because it's an act and they told him to.
@craigball33025 жыл бұрын
@@MD_Slaine its not
@SpartanQwop4 жыл бұрын
@@MD_Slaine you're an idiot if you think this is an act. If it is. He's one of the best actors to ever exist ...
@NxDoyle5 жыл бұрын
🍎 doesn't fall far from the 🏡
@macmuggo54594 жыл бұрын
Nx Doyle 🍎 doesn’t fall far from the 🌳
@emoneyg334 жыл бұрын
Oven!!
@mdh83204 жыл бұрын
49:30 best part
@RighteousBrother3 жыл бұрын
I had to skip the Victoria Plum part, it's just too tragic.
@sean4285 Жыл бұрын
Karl's family is super weird 😂 I wonder if they are all still around
@00dude32 жыл бұрын
Growing up in Manchester sounds pretty grim
@nickjohns Жыл бұрын
It's grim up noth
@brucewayne21843 жыл бұрын
You put the world record fart twice
@TheWalrus0135 жыл бұрын
BRING BACK MY NAME IS EARL
@Morrisseyyy5 жыл бұрын
Makes sense that energy companies would subcontract work tho, might explain why he got the same gasman twice