The Complete Karl Pilkington on Christmas (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

[@talkatmebabe8133]

had the pleasure of meeting Karl a few years ago and was both relieved and terrified when he was exactly like this in person, I miss the podcast.

[@stoox006]

a little cake for the chippa I prefer the XFM shows to podcasts.

[@MrChaes]

how do you know?

[@rileyaltes6479]

@@trendybistro someones jealous

[@tiarnan76]

I met Karl a few years ago. Not Karl Pilkington, a different Karl. Actually his name was Kevin. What was the question again?

[@rorybrooks685]

I meet Clive Warren at a film premier once

[@bh8834]

I hope everyone has an amazing Christmas! 🍊🎄

[@TheRuddster95]

You too! Oh an,er, have a good Christmas

[@girlgamers7879]

Love that people still listen to these now, I sometimes think it's just me but then I see it's not, and that is great !

[@gtingaming716]

1 year on from your comment, and here I am listening. Merry Christmas!

[@jakehodgson443]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[@roraz114]

jake hodgson Merry Xmas 🎄

[@andrewbennett2582]

Me too!

[@elingrome5853]

@@gtingaming716 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

[@gordondocherty942]

Hero. Christmas day 2023

[@denadavey1470]

It’s 25th December & I’ve had a bit of a stressful night at work but now (at 5.29am) I’m listening to Karl & I’ve found my mojo to continue, I hope he realises that he makes people happy. That’s a quality which should be envied- I try my best working with adults with learning disabilities but last night I bought in ‘An idiot abroad ‘ dvd & we laughed our socks off until 2am! I could never make them laugh so much!!! Thank you Karl 😘 Monty Python tomorrow! - the boss is at home enjoying her Christmas so sod it! 🤣

[@oliviabyrne6760]

Happy Christmas x

[@theuniquebean]

Happy almost Christmas a year later. Wishing you well. 😊

[@click8708]

Merry Christmas

[@anthonylynch8673]

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[@anthonylynch8673]

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[@georgie535]

Merry Xmas 2023!

[@Rizzawriter]

'Not only did I buy her some food on Christmas day' always gets me! What a lucky women Suzanne is lol

[@MMKLYH]

Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas this year

[@gangabiss]

Same to you chaps

[@carollothian4583]

You also 👍🎁

[@juliemc9947]

🎅⭐️

[@alexthegrape1000]

Morgan Mackay Merry Christmas everyone

[@irishandirie]

New drinking game! Every time Karl says "knockin' about" take a drink 😆

[@Nobuxia]

Or "right" at the end of a sentence. You'd be in hospital 😆

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

@@Nobuxia And also “An’ that”. 🍷 🥃 🥂 🍺 🍸 🍻 🍹 You’d be smashed! 🥴

[@moistfarticles6211]

Got you all beat, take a drink everytime he takes a moment to think and says ”uhmm”

[@mattkirkhamm]

Everytime he say an that.

[@pt14930]

‘And that’.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Listening on Christmas eve 2018, merry Christmas to all my fellow KP fans and best wishes for 2019!

[@mitchpage4534]

Listening Christmas season of 2020. Its been a crazy year but these have helped me through a lot. Happy Holidays everybody and to a much better 2021!

[@johnquirk9500]

The sixth christmas eve I have listened to this!!! See you next year 🐒🐵🐒🐒🐵

[@BukowskiQuotes]

Hello from this year

[@astroguster5522]

Brilliant post. Thank you. I NEED Karl around the holidays. He brings out the Christmas spirit in me.

[@hermetika33]

Still here 2023

[@lyndend560]

Christmas 2023 - another year RSK have helped us get through!!

[@OFFICIALjordansmith]

Anyone listening December 19

[@markmullan8100]

Jordan Smith yes

[@gillenyt9858]

dec 25th/26th

[@JJ-eb8eu]

Dec 27th

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

@@JJ-eb8eu December 28th 2020

[@dtwiggy1]

One of the top 10 things Karl ever said, "did the wise men bring Jesus birthday presents or Christmas presents" bahaha.

[@The2LittleArabs]

when in the video is this?

[@click8708]

Danke Danke, Merry Christmas

[@megja1812]

Karl’s a Virgo. Crystal clear memory, not a touch of romance in him but reliable and steady as hell.

[@Astralfirework]

Crystal clear memory unless it happens to involve a story about monkeys or weird stuff that happened ages ago that never actually occurred.

[@tezmard3003]

@@Astralfirework tbf he never even read those articles to begin with

[@AA-hg5fk]

If you think there's anything in astrology, you're even more of an idiot than Karl.

[@newportblue814]

Still listening November 2020.. absolutely brilliant

[@scratchblack]

I can't stop listening to these. Hilarious

[@NxDoyle]

Karl is the only person I know of who can go from the 0 mph of indifference to the 60 mph of passionate anger in a few seconds. He needs no help, nobody has to say a word. In fact, I've seen him do it in a room all by himself. Moreover, it doesn't even have to be a subject that has an effect on his life. It could be anything from the 'slow' development of infant humans to unnecessary jellyfish. Similarly, Karl can go from the 0 of hearing brand new information to the 60 of creating an opinion off the back of that information and clinging to it like it's one of his core beliefs. Anyway...Happy Christmas all. (Hits the 'left' button)

[@laurensmith9579]

This is a crazy accurate description of his personality. Cheers

[@JustinSmith-px1ky]

but what are they doing?

[@AA-hg5fk]

To be honest 2021 was almost as bad as 2020, sick of it. Here's to 2022 being better, merry Christmas to all!

[@SamuelBlack84]

I have no reason to celebrate Christmas anymore

[@TheRuddster95]

​@@SamuelBlack84I pray you will again 🙏🏽

[@erizzle67]

52:15 "Oh and uh have a good Christmas."

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

I would do anything to meet Karl and take him for a cuppa and crumpets. The best thing that ever happened to the Steve and Ricky show was that 1996 morning when Karl turned up as their producer cause the reg guy called in sick from eating bad salmon. Ricky has rode the bank on Karl’s back and I only hope Karl made the same amount !! We love you Karl! 🤗

[@worthwatching9542]

🔥

[@7eoRoX]

Brilliant! Wanted some Christmas Karl and it's all the good bits wrapped up in a pressie perfect for today!

[@Lewis.snookes]

Merry Christmas, have a good Christmas n'that ❤️

[@blakeeyers7729]

Here in 2023

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

Sometimes these can be depressing AF. Poor Karl. It's incredible how he can see all the pieces to the puzzle but can't or won't put it together...

[@tinahiggins3332]

Out grown the sink! 🤣🤣 I'm dying lol

[@IsaiahFitts]

Love the esthetic of your thumbnails

[@loetzcollector466]

Merry Christmas 2022 mates, just knocking about the house and that, listening to my annual pleasure. Maybe later I'll go and get a chicken.

[@randomgamer19170]

Merry Christmas and that

[@PlayaP69]

Perfect time for this to reappear in my recommendations. . . zzz 😴.

[@jpapan1]

This is perfect " go to sleep" mix. Asleep with a smile on my face

[@thejudderman8265]

Christmas 2019 👍🏽

[@annalardass]

Never heard a better man speaking greater truth.... Wtf.... It is what it is!!!!! Ya the best nights out are the 1s u never planned.... The worst nights out are the 1s u have planned.... Karl Pilkington is the man that forseen covid 19...listen back.... Love this man🙁wud luv to go bk to these simipler time

[@iknowyoureright8564]

I like this comment so for that reason I am going to subscribe to you, banana! And You’re right about the better times, they’ve slipped away and it’s bittersweet to reminisce on them. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug. 🤟✌️

[@itsMrNoble]

I totally agree with Karl about forced fun.

[@edwinpedram]

Samuel Noble you look like him too

[@bfkc111]

That's nothing special, it still depends on the context or what is meant by it, unless you're (or he is) just a total bonehead. Subscribing to random generalizations is really stupid. And that's after all why he has a show with comedic value...

[@gammage0]

i love when i can hear karl's heaving breathing break the silence in the background and just know he has a blank expression

[@seanp9716]

You can hear the jealousy in Steve voice that Karl has romance in his life.

[@FoidGames]

I reckon he fancies Suzanne personally. You're right, he's jealous.

[@kraken589]

It’s probably more envy than jealousy, because he’s had poor luck in the romance department, and someone like Karl has had a girlfriend for over 10 years.

[@aparna776]

Suzanne is one lucky girl for Steve to fancy her, you're right. She has a d*ck for a boyfriend in every sense of the word. What does Karl bring to the table except for being a POS? Lol

[@johno.p.h3126]

Merry Christmas 2020!

[@nalasaiyan]

Listening to this on the 23rd :3

[@benh4544]

A lot of people were arguing at the fruit and veg counter... but it was busy cause it's christmas hahahaha

[@danmccarthy6479]

Christmas Eve 2023

[@Howesenberg]

I wince a little when they completely rip into Karl...I have to remind myself that it's all in good fun and he's not hurt by it by damn they really don't give him an easy time when he's a simple bloke who just wants to get on in life without what he sees as nonsense.

[@kareemsc9913]

Howesenberg haha remember Karl has also ripped into Steve pretty harshly for no reason at points

[@michaeljohnson7929]

@@kareemsc9913 that's the best part 🤣

[@rezOnanceUK]

Punctuation man, please.

[@aparna776]

Well deserved. Its not because he is a simpleton or school drop out but his entire attitude towards life and his girlfriend sucks. He cares about nobody and very stingy. I have a lot of empathy for simpletons, they are some of the nicest people but Karl isn't one of them. A total piece of sh*t

[@TheRuddster95]

​@@kareemsc9913and Ricky gets stick from both of them

[@eternalindifference]

Why do I listen to this while im walking amongst people?!

[@eternalindifference]

I look like a maniac laughing by myself

[@sarawinsett4217]

When I listened to Karls bit about what to do if you're being swallowed by a constrictor...I was choking on my laughter...my coworkers had no idea what was going on.

[@PommeLavande]

Don’t watch it whilst using mouthwash.

[@3holepunchalton443]

I love who made this ♥️

[@Nickersons-Theme]

You've paid me milk bill for this week - that were rate nice! Hahaha

[@87mitchb]

cheers for the upload

[@mortechrome]

"It´s not something you play with on Christmas morning".... god, Karl is my (anti) hero.

[@ASB88]

God Bless Mr. K Dilkington

[@dedur88]

thanks Dr Yak for your superb job

[@noka1979]

condoms wrapped in wallpaper

[@louisasmiles]

Love the singing at the end. Wish the podcasts had the music kept in. Ads kept out

[@Christophee1987]

I love how Karl says 'I've covered it up since then' when talking about the condoms he gave Suzanne.

[@TheCheweeRevolutions]

merry christmas x

[@NoodleCollie]

"He talks about himself like a crab."

[@sb50cal9]

13:07 - 13:23 oh my! Hahaha fucking brilliant.

[@jdsd744]

that song at the end. who knew Ricky could sing?

[@TheComplete]

+jdsd744 He was the lead singer of a Bowie-inspired band called Seona Dancing in his 20s.

[@jdsd744]

I could see it. He can really hold a note.

[@Najebanski]

He made a whole movie and music album as David Brent recently, I recommend it. You can find the music videos on youtube. Check out 'David Brent - Lady Gypsy" for example. Everything has a comedic touch of course :D

[@kingsleyzissou1120]

Anyone who watched The Office...

[@samsta871]

dnplk 70 mph......but no more!!

[@nafs9248]

LOVE YOUR STUFF !!!!

[@mdh8320]

43:48 Karl's mom destroying Victoria Plum

[@AA-hg5fk]

*mam.

[@RyanRSteiner]

I knew Karl's opinion on the holidays would closely resemble my own lol bunch of faffin about, forced fun, and obligatory consumerism Enjoying these compilations of yours doctor ☺️ cheers for posting

[@YourOwnDa]

Ryan Reese eating too much, drinking too much and laughing with family makes it all worth it for me

[@noka1979]

Ryan Reese yes exactly

[@itznisi7375]

Smelly bible

[@borednow5838]

"She's done alright" ha! She's a bloody lucky girl!

[@Highlandcoffee1]

Did anyone else google Victoria Plum ? 😜

[@OfficiallySanctionedKATG]

Didnt need to. Remember them very well, and strawberry shortcake and all the others!

[@cgonzo]

Best Christmas song ever 😂😂😂

[@Crystalblue58]

…"are you 86 years old Karl"...LOL

[@dantribe3935]

Happy new year everyone hope pilky gets you though 2022

[@Big-Papa-Smurf]

You never get anything done by planning

[@Astralfirework]

I don’t get why he would say that, because Karl is definitely not a spontaneous person.

[@albundy9597]

Ricky used the goat sketch in one of his shows

[@always_cornelia]

You are something else* Karl 💛

[@kareemsc9913]

Merry Christmas bois

[@FeloniousPedigrees]

Yearly check-in.

[@jmg6012]

I wonder if Ted Danson as Bryan loves Christmas as much as Karl does.

[@justinwebber9968]

The Victoria Plum is a sweet present from a child, it's tatty, but if my little one gave me one, I'd display it proudly. Coming from her child made it special, the actual object doesn't matter all that much. If only Karl could see that...

[@pennylane77]

Crusaders bribed us with snow cones. My parents forced me to go because it was free babysitting.

[@sammullett17]

Gotta love abit of subbuteo....

[@bryces2650]

Still good.

[@futurefreak8789]

Love this crimbo 2021

[@scottlatham6218]

Merry Christmas

[@howtobeast7690]

Funny thing is, or sad... Is I found Karl years before I knew who Ricky or Steve were, thought THEY were the random guests. Maybe it’s because I’m in the US lol 😂

[@iknowyoureright8564]

She done well for herself..........so what’d she get? condoms wrapped up in Wallpaper. 😂😂. He’s a legend, how has he kept her? Lol.

[@00dude3]

Virgin galactic mentioned, mad they only just got there this year

[@gagfails4985]

❤AWESOME 😂😂😂

[@JL46L88]

127 dislikes. 127 of them kids with the big hands and webbed feet....they weren’t related

[@tomderby2812]

pure hilarity

[@Cazzers-no4ff]

2020 has been a shit year but this makes it bearable 👌

[@megancooper8676]

Steve is so pedantic sometimes.... just shhhhh!

[@rchopra535]

Merry Xmas. Play a record

[@Refulgent_Rascal]

So are they never going to do a podcast again now? Even the odd special?

[@johnbeechy]

still no word if. Apple will License Karl's Voice as a Per Man ent replacement of Susan Bennett's voice as Siri.. since July 05 susan has ruled the world of AI voice.. But with more Fans of Karl.. wanting Karl as their Outer innner voice.. 'Oh karl what do u think the weather will be like to day?'.. and karl's voice replacing susan would be. well u cant get sick of it..

[@stugots162]

I'm going to have this kid in a bit!

[@MediumDamon]

Anyone know if KP been helping out with the Government Covid response? "Hands-Face-Space oh and err... Let Fresh Air In" has got his signature all over it

[@manonfire237]

December 2020 anyone?

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Suzanne is a lucky lucky lady.

[@bfkc111]

Lol, idiot.

[@HenryRollinsisGod]

Knocking about....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@pt14930]

Think it was a census that made it busy. Did they have a census then??

[@bobbyhernandez7117]

I just got to say I love how close my make connections in really simple ways haha during the story when he was talking about getting his train set, Steve makes a joke about him being 14, then seconds later he says his brother turn the machine up to about 14 haha

[@wheelmanstan]

yeah that's what I don't miss about christmas, having to act happy about gifts that were way off the mark or else you ruin christmas for everyone by being honest, ya just had to make do with what you got and hope it could be returned later for the gift you wanted, atleast that's how it was when you had siblings, I guess now that isn't such a problem though with the internet, now you should know exactly what to get and if it's worth the money, back then is was sorta...guesswork, electronics were mostly gimmicks too back then and you'd always get screwed over