The Costco Guys on the Tonight Show

[@nikkovalidor4890]

the rizzler kid looks exactly like how medieval artists drew children he truly is a king born in the wrong timeline

[@dyermaker4731]

+2 insanely accurate

[@heskymarky]

Everyone wants to criticise costco dad for directing the videos, nobody wants to criticise the guest for giving the cookie a boom before even trying it

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

We used to applaud directors with an uncompromising vision but when it's on titkok we make fun of them 🤷‍♂️

[@THRAKORZOD]

To be fair the costco cookies are just THAT bangin

[@Moonmager]

"you don't gotta call it a *mini* stroke" killed me

[@trodgerable-u4i]

Perfect timing on that one 😂

[@nintendokid9980]

Diabolical

[@Ipwnnoobslegitlike]

Dee Dee mega Doo Doo easily best news blooper of all time, another good one is the British woman asking the actor if he had to "beat off a lot of guys" to get his role

[@ChicaneryBear]

Idk the hamster stock photo instead of the suspect photo is pretty great

[@stevebob240]

Grape Lady falls is my personal favorite

[@colehanna4040]

Woman struck by lightning speaks

[@thatdarnskag5043]

I love "I so pale" followed by a snap to serious while her co-anchor giggles beside her.

[@SacredDaturaa]

You can see the fear in her eyes in that split second as she realizes in real time that the teleprompter is probably wrong but she doesn't have time to swerve away. It's hilarious.

[@Dacstunes]

“Comedians are truly the modern day philosophers… Did you guys see the rizzler on Jimmy Fallon?”

[@Laser07ful]

While someone in chat preemptively says “shut up about the rizzler”

[@Dacstunes]

@ 💀

[@lolzforlunch]

​​@@Laser07ful manifesting the worst parts of us into reality is far easier than the best parts

[@SimiVideoCreator]

I really wonder what modern day philosophers have to say about that...

[@thedandguy189]

Major respects to the Costco guys for dealing with Jimmy Fallon’s blatant disrespect through the entire interview.

[@Red-pv3tw]

they disrespect themselves as members of humanity by making what they make

[@Veilure]

@@Red-pv3tw funny videos for children?

[@cosmic3004]

@@Red-pv3tw they make food review videos, I don't think it's that serious

[@PinHeadSupliciumwtf]

That's the point it isn't but they're taking it so serious.

[@bowserfromsonic5108]

@@Red-pv3tw what they make is on the same if not higher level than jimmy fallon's late night show he has no right to disrespect anyone on that couch

[@unklekirk]

People will hate on podcasts and then listen to NL yap for an hour like it's any different. I am one of those people

[@akuraitanen]

If NL started calling his vods podcasts i'd immediately start hating watching them

[@epaomirimiri]

I like both.

[@RazalasTrebla]

I listen to yapping while working so it's all the same to me

[@Octolio]

Apparently Bears fans will never live this down. Been hearing it about it all week, never expected to even catch a stray in a librarian vid.

[@omarg2079]

my condolences

[@ChicaneryBear]

Deserved for being a bears fan

[@heskymarky]

You gotta grin and bear it man

[@trodgerable-u4i]

Live what down, being a bears fan?

[@Basilbreath]

They'll forget when Caleb starts winnin Superbowls for us don't worry

[@Nahte001]

30:23 the fact that NL's aware of bladee suprises me literally every time. Referenced vid is also gold

[@shephsnap]

NL is drain gang co founder

[@mogullll]

I love how after a few sessions of any game it just becomes a montage of "did you see X tweet" again

[@aasilakki9733]

3:40 Kory flubbing the word 'mindfield' and apollo giving the play by play was so funny. Edit:I misspelled the goddamn word too!

[@bocks898]

The fact that you spelled minefield wrong makes this comment even better lmao

[@phnxsu]

mindfield icant

[@drflaggstaff9008]

Im entering my mindfield

[@aasilakki9733]

@@bocks898 Didn't even notice haha

[@deeannchesebro]

2%

[@dingledonk8027]

the BTS of the costco guys is the most staged kayfabe thing I've seen. bravo to the lads for keeping it alive

[@suNn.K.O]

Dude was a pro wrassler on the New Jersey indies circuit in the early 2000s. It's all coming together.

[@creamsalmon]

Just wait until the Costco curtain call happens and the millions of Costco fans lose their imaginative spirit at once

[@fritothedemon6647]

@@suNn.K.O That makes so much sense actually

[@daveclarke1990]

Someone described Tar as ending with her being "sentenced to Monster Hunter"

[@BudBonkerson]

Tar is one of my favourite movies ever. She shows up in a Rangers hat at some point too. Awful woman

[@Laser07ful]

Love how that one tweet says Lydia Tár is a “tortured artist” and not a monster lol

[@gnerus1972]

it's funny too since MH has better music than Tar

[@khonnuh]

we're locktober guys, of course our wife lost the key

[@Swoodus]

+2

[@DeathBean89]

Well, we're into no-nut November now. She has all month to find it.

[@korpen2858]

Still boltcutter

[@feelingveryattackedrn5750]

@@korpen2858 alright fiona let it rest already

[@dizzylilthing]

We're cucktober wives, of course we gave the key to your rival at work.

[@wolfinthedepths]

We're early guys, of course we dissapoint our significant other

[@DraconyForce]

my SO is literally snoring in bed and then here i am, at the computer :(

[@adisonsmith2633]

This hit so hard +2

[@Dismoeyy]

...👀

[@lrba5524]

you still got hands, get back in there you quitter

[@legreentea]

Hey what's up man

[@RipePlantains]

DeeDee Mega Doo Doo and Chris P. Bacon are both from my hometown news channel

[@T3chAnalogy]

Im giving this video 5 big booms and giving Jimmy Fallon the doom unfortunately.

[@zebteched]

The Tim walz playing Isaac clip is edited but he is actually playing crazy taxi in the real thing and imo that’s even cooler

[@no-hc2ko]

ate a shawarma today, it was nice

[@khonnuh]

shawarmachine

[@Skaglick]

Shawarma? I hardly know her

[@keatkeat802]

She warma on my shwarma till I baklava

[@SacredDaturaa]

@@Skaglick booooo +2

[@SMA2343]

I completely forgot about that bagel boss video. It’s hilarious

[@HotDogWizard]

Thank u librarian o7 I appreciate the context and extra work u put in god bless u and ur wife thank u

[@Slater6977]

You forgot his child. Who I’ve heard is a violin prodigy ☺️

[@VulcanP90]

"Sounds of the Game" is one of the best parts of football. "Comin' hard" is just one of the many. "Takin' it up the A hole" is another.

[@whatdothlife4660]

19:26 "Day Tuah" Chat was cooking.

[@dialectiks]

The vibe change at 4:21 is intense lol

[@irti_pk]

When he brings his finger up to the camera he starts to feel like a Smiling Friends character

[@pikapi985]

34:25 librarian posting the wildcard clip

[@sam2rost]

i'm gay dawg

[@ChristianSherwood-DeLaNort-r8x]

Hell yeah, be gay.

[@BingusTingus-ls4mf]

I can relate

[@spacegirlfriend42069]

Hell yeah

[@Skaglick]

I feel that

[@WD_Gaster66]

Same brother

[@tythos360]

you don't know how long I been waitin for this

[@GLUBSCHI]

Your videos are always so costco and boom! Thank you for this! 🍔🛒💥

[@jessem.4214]

Whoever designed that duel minigame deserves a raise, it’s so good every time.

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Librarian really making his dollar with this one

[@garneet]

29:55 ??????? no way nl bladee reference

[@colinberg3342]

14:05 NL thinking he will still be livestreaming in 7 years is so weird. It makes sense but also very cathartic.

[@typhonyx_was_taken]

Did your wife ever find the key?

[@shephsnap]

someone should photoshop a grainy film photo of NL hanging out with yung lean to get the underground euro rap connection going

[@sicksock435446]

I'm sick with food poisoning and these videos are my life support

[@ryan2415]

I dont want my rizzler to get old

[@L4NTZEN]

The British people dude sounds like British Chiblee

[@watertower1]

Costco guy vs Cocteau Twins

[@jacobnussbaum2309]

NL on the yard would be primetime man Lud neeeeeeds to make it happen pay for the whole letourneau family to go down to LA

[@1dog]

it is so weird knowing the rizzler's dad and hearing nl talk about his kid with such frequency

[@entireties]

that last lady is awesome lol. what a recovery

[@RambutanRam]

this video has been killing me man i've been laughing so hard especially at the Costco Guys quote tweets and almost passing out

[@badicusvibesimus182]

Everyone get out your Orville Redenbacher’s Movie Theater Butter Flavored Microwave Popcorn, Gluten Free, 6 Count Popcorn Bags (6 Boxes)

[@mangsmoof]

I kinda love the little bromance NL and Slime have

[@josefaksoy42]

2 minutes ago?! Last time I was this early, the solar system was still an amalgam of gases

[@capnrongoodtime]

We are, of course we.

[@BlphBain]

We’re Rizzler fans, of course we only do 2 Booms on Jimmy Fallon

[@worldpeace-rq2sl]

Thanks librarian I had some laundry needed folding

[@jaybird6396]

Never caught a librarian video this early

[@vvvvvv66666]

it feels good

[@TauTau12]

Peaked at megadoodoo. Had me laughing for a good while

[@shrimpstance]

5:55 can anyone tell me what video Justin is talking about? i can't understand him through his laugh

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

the tunak tunak video

[@AcmeMonkeyCompany]

Search for "Tunak tunak tun", if you see a bunch of guys in colorful clothes it's that one - Regards, A guy who was young once

[@pizzacarl6955]

tunuk tunuk tun

[@nothankyou7729]

we're bears fans guys of course we get whiplash as soon as the video starts

[@jamiefairfax2476]

talking to your gen x uncle: "im losing my edge"

[@Kayayayaya]

Bold move putting in the RWJ clip.

[@fezz6701]

QUICK I NEED TO MAKE A "we are ____ guys of course we ____" COMMENT

[@mrsmartypants1987]

We are costco guys, of course we appear on the tonight show (I will take 30% like royalties please thank you)

[@Kami-ej9ew]

SHIT UHH WERE BLAH BLAH GUYS OF COURSE WE UHH FUCK

[@teagancombest6049]

Were comment guys, of course our brains are rotted by streamemes

[@Dismoeyy]

we are COMMENT guys of course we QUICK

[@bloob1734]

23:17 the people aren’t seeing it but I am, he has the evil in him, it just has been repressed for too long, i don’t think it will be resident evil but it will be the next one if it shows up back to back

[@gl4d10]

top three.. father son combos... my brain: rey and dom mysterio

[@brody_zzz]

never thought id see northernlion talk about bladee

[@popcore5579]

im waiting for the stream where NL plays mario party with the costco guys and the rizzler

[@lorenzonoce9352]

Whelp, these almost 15 minutes of Enell talking about the costco guys surely won't feel like 2 hours

[@trodgerable-u4i]

Have you tried simply not watching things that you don't like? It changed my life.

[@lorenzonoce9352]

@thomascheckie2394 oh don't misunderstand me, I love this shit

[@GiveMeTheRice]

was big AJ not already a pro/semi-pro wrestler?

[@aniceavem]

he did some indie stuff in the early 2000s most notably for the NWA

[@Winasaurus]

RWJ: "You want me to shout out Nick Gurrs? ...Oh, I see how it works, you paid $5 to highlight your message so I would read it" Me: Oh thank god at least he noticed right away and is gonna put the guy on blast RWJ: "Sure I'll shout you out for 5 bucks NICK GURRS YOURE AWESOME" I guess I shouldn't have expected anything at all from him but he was so close.

[@erfaniom9576]

that last clip from that streamer is literally just NL but he, instead of wishing bodily harm on the chatters, insults their very soul and being

[@nellePoint]

behind the scenes costco guys hurts

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

Sad to not see Edmonton police raiding the Shire making an appearance

[@est5180]

We're ██████ guys! Of course we go shopping while eating a ███████ ████! We're ██████ guys! Of course we had to try the new █████ █████ █████████ ██████!

[@anlzekisezgin6924]

We need a silent hill supercut

[@dylaann]

33:45 lmao I knew he'd talk about that tweet, its literally him and k8

[@iamgrizzbaby1]

As a bears fan clicked to see some Costco guy banter and was hurt all over again 🙃

[@jackvaldez9051]

Songs in this video: Love Again (feat. WAVZ) - SLANDER, WAVZ

[@whoaitsjackieee]

yoooo local news mention!

[@Mr_Norbs]

where is the outro song from please I need to see his face while he sings it

[@zacharynovak2180]

Librarian, this is always a highlight of my Saturday morning, thank you for all your hard work 🫡 I hope you and your wife have a wonderful weekend together

[@thebrewsky26]

Slime was doing a drive by on Europeans, the rizzler caught a causal apathetic stray. . Nothin' personal kid

[@TehNinjaKittehXP]

Epic clips costco ftw! Im just like the rizzlar fr

[@ozyssah]

good video mr library man

[@beneej]

Cancelled my Washington Post sub because i get all my news from these videos

[@Arakus99]

Replaced rotten billionaire egg with based man of the people egg

[@miklyk]

thank you for being a beautiful person librarian

[@miklyk]

we’re library guys of course we don’t watch sports

[@TheInfectous]

I think why it's kinda icky is mainly his dad is giving off major "i desperately need to become an e-celeb" vibes even though we all know he's a fotm one boom wonder.

[@nataliecameron]

So early the bots are still here

[@SarahtoninSerum]

I've been waiting for thus shit

[@softpinkblush]

we're chiblee guys of course we choose rhe female character to play as

[@miquelmoorrees6010]

Im glorping

[@AnarchoCatBoyEthan]

this somehow is an all time did you see this, or maybe i’m just kinda drunk

[@elifiorini2219]

29:56 I went to a Bladee show last week

[@wyldenites]

Monty Balboa

[@Haanski]

First off we are guys... But second I just have to thank Librarian and of course NL and friends for all they do here. Absolutely amazing work 👏 I am a huge sports fan and also apparently a huge NL fan as well at this point. I am pogged out of my gourd at the first few minutes of this video! 😊 I live for this content please keep feeding into my veins good sirs!

[@Haanski]

DD mega doo doo...sorry

[@zaksaturday1693]

I don't like it because I'm just thinking about the kid getting home from school, and his dad saying "Alright Timmy we've got 2 hours of cameos we have to do." Same with the child THAT ISN'T HIS. Like you should let children be children, stop trying to turn them into these celebrity darlings overnight and steer their life in such a way.

[@Korrus_]

How does nl even know bladee, he been referencing dg for years now

[@xxvmvxx]

⚗⚗⚗

[@yumeface]

we're bladee gals, ofcourse we have stockholm syndrome

[@LucasDarkGiygas]

why do people in the chat say +2 instead of +1

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

Google jerma +2

[@devpoodle]

all of his bits are either amazing or horrific, no in between

[@Winsane]

The Rizzler took a shit on Hawk Tuah in the mother toiled on Hot Ones. I don't even think that's the point of the show?

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

Top 20 might be kinda conservative as far as LeBron is concerned (right now, all time he's comfortably top 10 and arguably top 5). I'd say he's probably top 15-ish, definitely sneaking up on it but I know plenty of people who would probably place him in the top 10 for this season in particular. Can't break top 5 cause there's just guys like Jokic, Doncic, Kyrie, Giannis, Wemby and obviously Steph who are either having a bigger impact on the game overall or specifically outscore him (LeBron ranks 33rd in scoring this season as of me looking it up) and arguably out of the "old guard" of players I'd say KD is having the better season than him but you can't argue that LeBron isn't also out here putting the Lakers on his back *every* single week. They don't really have anyone else being active and making plays tbh (this is a joke, Anthony Davis fans don't come for me please I am really bad at sarcasm)

[@SyphroPlays]

I get all my world news from did you see this tweet videos

[@OctacoreIsAFK]

the last time i came this early I had a disappointed wife

[@justtism]

I just realized how nice it would be to get some live librarian commentary mid video, especially if they ask you something it would be great to see some white text appear and break the forth wall a little

[@justtism]

"I wonder what librarian thinks about ____'s new tweet" *[Yeah it was ok]*

[@melon284]

please never make me look at a geebminister tweet, least funny guy on the platform