The Count of Monte Cristo is a petty a** b****

[@efraimsoloway4420]

you clearly never imagined being in a dungen for 14 years after being led away on your wedding day for no reason other then jealousy

[@fauxparr]

Pay attention to the end of the video

[@seemaroy-kl8fy]

Ikr

[@nosignal88]

Then losing the love of your life to your best friend 😂

[@isaiahtellez9640]

The priest’s final lesson included that god said “don’t seek vengeance because it is mine”. His character flaw was his ego for revenge. But why do we still root for him? Because we. Would’ve all done the same thing.

[@tinydancer2607]

Considered by ??many?? to be one of the GREATEST books ever written. E-v-e-r . . .

[@TheGrimEater40]

Proof the modern education system has failed some people

[@maheshraveendra1995]

I want my 30 seconds back

[@yay29823]

You haven't loss 30 seconds, you didn't watch the entire short

[@Logan_1991]

Was gonna say something, but the rest of the comments section has it under control.

[@IOU1987]

I haven't even read the book yet and we're already on better terms than OP 😂

[@Adrian-xz3qt]

This clip is actual proof why not everyone should be allowed to make content.

[@adriftcheetah]

She actually loves the book! The whole video is a sarcastic remark, and I think the title might be for clickbait. In the last few seconds of the video, she says, “And you realize he (Monte Cristo) didn’t and couldn’t (live his life) because he got really f** up in prison, and this was all he knew how to do. And you’re like, ‘Oh, I’m the a***ole! This is a classic for a reason!’” A very misleading title, yes hahahaha I love this book very much too

[@fockewulf2352]

i agree and if it was just click bait good just another reason to block

[@Christobanistan]

The book is LITERALLY about how the guy is to obsessed with revenge. She's not even saying anything bad about it. Some people get offended for anything!

[@ThePaulyd101]

😂😂😂

[@makidchowdhury9869]

What a bad analysis of a very good book.

[@cjpatz]

I think the title of this video is a misnomer. She actually calls herself the a**hole in the end.

[@hello980]

exactly! this is one of the best book I've ever read!!

[@Christobanistan]

She described exactly what the book is about. WTF are you talking about?

[@seemaroy-kl8fy]

​@@hello980ikr

[@seemaroy-kl8fy]

​@@Christobanistanno bruh

[@aulaylahquidachay4413]

Edmond was betrayed, lied to, and set up. Over a decade of his life was stolen from him and he was an innocent man😪 he was never a petty bitch, he’s gave those bitches what they deserved 🤷‍♀️💯

[@paulcarfantan6688]

Imagine if she was having a conversation with a Holocaust survivor ! Now that would be horror.

[@robthevampireslayer3211]

@@paulcarfantan6688 There seems to be a lot of those survivors lol

[@paulcarfantan6688]

@@robthevampireslayer3211 Well, thank God there are and I won`t add a lol at the end because it`s not really a funny subject.

[@Christobanistan]

No, she's describing what the book is about, his obsession with revenge.

[@xKillZone99]

this chick is definitely liberal

[@kraljict]

Such a horrible take lol

[@hawk977]

I mean, if I was falsely accused of a crime, forced to spend over a decade in prison, for again, something I didn't even do, and upon coming back, found out one of my accusers married my fiancée, and that all three of them are living their best life, Id be pretty pissed too

[@Takamori67]

You do realize that that portrait you claim to be of Alexandre Dumas is actually of Napoleon III…? Google is your friend 😂

[@rhasanbrunner7056]

Have you ever been to prison?

[@jakepatrick1629]

I think you mean have you ever been to prison in the 1800s? Cuz that s***'s a whole other deal 😂

[@devon6167]

DONT ROB HIM OF HIS HATE ITS ALL HE HAS LEFT!

[@skie_educalan238]

Too late bruv

[@ankitbhattacharjee2005]

Analysis of a novel can't be more terrible than this.

[@ladyburnside1201]

He’s so petty, they only falsely accused him and he was punished in prison where he was tortured and tormented. But yeah sure, Tom Petty he was.

[@mikep6054]

My Favorite Book.

[@Rose_Rose6256]

My favourite book too

[@ankitbhattacharjee2005]

Same ❤

[@jeffcampbell2710]

Which version is mire true to the book? The 2002 version is my favorite. But, these two are almost nothing alike.

[@tduxxx4598]

That’s not at all what the last page of the book said.

[@nunyabiznass909]

didn't read half of the book? It goes from revenge to doing good. WTF is she even talking about

[@NIKOS_GEROSIDERIS]

That was probably the worst video on 2023

[@lakshmibhaskara1516]

This sounds like you watched the film before you read the book.

[@BeatSynced]

accurate

[@germancruz2358]

This was a hottible take of the movie too lil

[@Byrnzi360]

The Count ceases to be Dantès. He becomes Providence, or at least he considers himself to be this. That’s why he adopts multiple personas. The Count is the cruel and vengeful side fixated on revenge against Villefort, Danglars, and Fernand; while Lord Willmore is the compassionate and kind side, dolling out help and friendship to the honest and good people of the world, like the Morrell family. He isn’t being petty. He’s using the physical and real world wealth he comes into as a ‘tool’ to dole out ‘real world’ rewards and punishments. Because waiting for those awards and punishments to happen in the afterlife isn’t soon enough. That’s why, at the end of the story, he basically walks away from the money. Leaving it to Valentine Villeforte (his enemies daughter) and Maximilian Morrell (his supportive former boss’ son) - because he has no further use of this ‘tool’ of God.

[@kevinkincaid8212]

Apparently you went to prison for something you didn't do.. have your whole life taken away an then everyone you know just forgets about you.. I don't think it was petty.. he was lot nicer than I was..

[@468086424]

U sound scary

[@jaraibwiam5776]

I won't accept it either,I will certainly take revenge directly

[@jenithjohn3248]

I disagree. Being a man whose life and love was taken away by greed and jealousy, he acted in the way he saw fit - which was to slowly destroy his enemies and enjoy doing it. He didn't care about the collateral damage, but you've almost missed the point of the story. Towards the end, he questions himself if all the suffering he's caused was worth the revenge.

[@222cubing8]

Yeah… she said that in the video you just didn’t watch it all

[@3v3n5t4r]

still not too late to take this down

[@HENTAIsamus06]

That's a objectively terrible take missing the darn point 🤣🤣🤣. Like it's not only 14years of prison (which he escaped via corpse bag)...the love of his life stole and had a child with the traitor best friend , all benefitted greatly from his demise included stealing the darn boat. It ain't petty if it is justified lol

[@generalbaguette3489]

Top 10 shittiest take to ever exist

[@marlonbrown5763]

Sorry I'm still buying the book

[@skie_educalan238]

Buy it and see how the title is like a mirror to that girl

[@charliedelta6382]

14 years is a long time, would that still be petty?

[@MrKingoverall]

Count of Monte Cristo is the greatest adventure novel ever. Screw you 😒...

[@Nugget721]

Yeah I was gonna comment but y’all seem to have said it all pretty well. My work is done here. 🚶🏻‍♂️

[@user-ft8ll7br3f]

One of the greatest stories I ever read ! Broken innocence, trust and friendship toward people.....yet, after he find out what and why happened Edmunt still tried to figure out what kind of people they are after all this time. He saved and avenged not only himself but also many people around him. Petty is this woman point of view..... all traitors had to be punished and stopped from ruining everybody else's lives. I apologize if my english is not perfect.

[@Zwellew]

You Never Imagined Rotting In Jail while The People Who Framed You Grow Rich

[@KimmyJimmel69]

Alexandre Dumas was a black man from Haiti… that ain’t him.

[@skie_educalan238]

Prob the main pic is the main character not alexandre not sure

[@KimmyJimmel69]

@@skie_educalan238nope that picture is a portrait of Napoleon III

[@paulcarfantan6688]

Half black, half white. Haitian mother, French father.

[@TheMegaelectronic]

Of course this is the female opinion.

[@oobermackn]

I don't think anybody in this comment section understands sarcasm nor watched the end of this short.

[@RobinReaction]

tyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@MusashiMotto]

Nothing sarcastic about it dude saying about a guy who spent most part of his life in prison is not a joking matter especially of a person who knows nothing about it if you have you wouldn't make a joke of it lightly believe me it's not fun

[@mackyrulez756]

@@MusashiMottoyou need to learn how to take a joke. Gain some emotional intelligence.

[@3v3n5t4r]

@@MusashiMottoshut up

[@playermartin286]

Maybe freedom of speech isn’t such a good idea after all

[@srin1330]

The realisation that follows the journey has meaning only after the journey marred with doubts and mis guided. This book tells us the journey of reaching such state.

[@timw6369]

Check yo forehead

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

This woman clearly missed the point of the story, he isn't supposed to be a character you admire, its a warning about seeking revenge and how it can consume your life.

[@MG007.]

Id of just dispatched all of my enemies with their families their friends and even their neighbours in the 10 years then lived my life. Share the pain

[@matthewaislabie7354]

Confirming how clueless many women are for understanding dynamics of men in story telling.

[@fauxparr]

Confirming youtube is full of people who either didn't watch the whole video or don't actually understand what they've just watched

[@yay29823]

This says more about you then her. You didn't watch the video until the end, so you said what you really think of women

[@matthewaislabie7354]

@@yay29823 No I endured the rant. And Stand by my statement. Thanks for caring ... M'lady.

[@yay29823]

@@matthewaislabie7354 If you had watched the video until the end or understood what she was saying, then you and others in this comment section wouldn't be saying all of this. And instead of trying to understand it or at least discuss it like a normal person, you all decided to attack her gender, her hairstyle, her clothes... Even if she was trashing on the book, that doesn't give anyone the right to respond like this.

[@JayReacio]

@@yay29823I watched the whole video including the part where she realizes she’s a butt, but I still think she missed the point as many modern feminazis do. Edmond wasn’t “messed up in prison” and thats why he wasn’t willing to be a cuck like she envisions all modern men must be in this hyper effeminate society we now live in. Edmond was seeking justice, comeuppance, an eye for an eye because that’s what justice demands and he knew it would only happen if he was the avenging angel, if he gave himself up to seek retribution. This wasn’t a psychotic breakdown or whatever other Freaudian garbage modern thinkers want to suppose, this was a sane man choosing to lose himself for revenge. It’s instinctual to men, you get pushed, you push back, you get hit, you hit back. And sure at the end He has lost it all, but he had already forfeited it all away in the prison, revenge was his driving force and for whatever might be said of Edmond you cannot say He was not a man of conviction, and that’s what makes him a tragic hero

[@lowjoe246]

Ok...this lady and her content will be forgotten in 10 mins. Alexander Dumas and his literature will still be read and enjoyed for centuries to come.

[@kev3d]

Petty? See how you feel about the people who knowingly framed you for a crime you didn't commit and in doing so, your father starved to death because his only means of support was taken away.

[@billsykes2977]

You forgot the part where Count's father, believing his son to be dead, starved himself to death.

[@apollo6753]

She comes off as very devoted to left wing ideology. I believe that is a safe assumption.

[@bimsarakumarajeewa4616]

Have u ever been betrayed by own best friend, imprisoned in a hell hole for 13 years for something u didn't do, stolen from ur family and ur lover, and after escaping from the prison what else he's going to do? Cuddling those betrayed u?

[@shalom6780]

this did not reach it's intended audience

[@gamertames349]

Locked in a dungeon for 14 years. Living in the absence of light for so long that his eyes permanently adjust to it like that of a cat. To witness his only friend in that hell, his only companion to convince him to not kill himself, struggle in death from cataplexy. To know all of this suffering was caused by the machinations of a cowardly drunk, a greedy shipmate, a jealous rival and a ruthless judge. To know that he trusted every last one of these men. This is what Edmond Dantes suffered through. There's a reason he doesn't *just* kill them. His suffering had to be repaid in full. It wasn't enough to hurt them, he had to ruin them. Both them and whatever reputations they'd built from his years in prison. (Not to mention that, thanks to them, his father died of starvation and his other father figure, Morrell, almost killed himself because Danglars refused to help him.)

[@notoriousrapscallion]

Never speak again! Especially about my pookie bear, EDMOND DANTÈS 😤😤😤

[@nunyabiznass909]

I doubt this chick even read the book!!

[@sophiecheng2384]

Guys, guys, have you not read the ending of the book? Like he literally forgives Danglars.

[@Brometheus.]

She loves Hilary Clinton

[@yingle6027]

Apparently you've never known the despair of someone taking your leftover Chinese from the fridge. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[@junoantaresofficial]

Getting justice when the justice system has not just failed you but actively harmed you is not being a petty ass bitch. The men who betrayed him were his oldest friend, a business rival and an employee on his ship who thought he should have been picked for captain because he was older. Also the best friend betrayed him to steal his girl. So justified pettiness. And the book is definitely a moral "Dont hold grudges" type of story, but I love it so much, the movie is amazing.

[@Shawtyshark]

Never pick up a book again

[@JasonAndre-gl8tx]

The last page? Are you serious? He realized it the moment he saw Villefort’s son dead.

[@mackyrulez756]

I can’t believe these people can’t tell she’s joking lol

[@briacarpenter]

Did everyone watch the whole video?

[@matthewscott1743]

I hate this woman

[@sam-np4ol]

oh wait lmao i could have just looked at your hairline and physiognomy and went "yep, another horrible take"

[@SierraLQuick]

I don’t think she knows this is a true story about a black man who was betrayed and Dumeś as a black man his self wrote the story beautifully even if he did change the ending to a happy one. She needs to do her research. The story was amazing.

[@zangmaster]

Did y'all finish this video? lol

[@rupakutub5707]

Its a complete ineptias analysis of a masterpiece . The novel touch your soul . Futhermore Edmond Dantes was locked 14 years in Château d'If because of Danglars, Mondego and Villefort and you are telling that forget everything forgive them he was imprisoned for 14 years he was detained in his wedding day . Do you understand any pain .

[@kurtbarks6270]

The book caters to our desperate desire to have control in our lives. I recommend thinking about if you had all the power and all the money and all the control, What would you do to your enemies? Imagine it. Then imagine yourself forgiving them even when they knew that they were on the edge of destruction. Believe me when I tell you that you are the one that walks free.

[@anson.meadows]

This is the kind of woke reasonable ppl despise

[@Darcys_Place]

Totally misses the point of the book, and the position of the main character. One of the greatest books ever written.

[@utsabchoudhury767]

Found one flat earth believer👆🏻

[@lanceinthepants]

This lady is the mayor of yapville

[@ridethou]

Looking at the attention span of all these comments i genuinely wonder if any one even finished the video

[@adrine0op]

And.....Just say the truth you didn't read the book

[@lilcity29]

Edmond was brilliant.. You're the stupid ass💯💪🏾

[@universpro7741]

Best treasure story ever

[@nt.2549]

The only "petty" Edmond antic was being mad that an enemy had better horses-which I found hilarious. Beyond that, did we read the same book? I wouldnt describe it being petty after you were framed and falsely accused. Dad starves to death and fiance leaves, cuz 14 yrs are taken from you, but nah. Petty.

[@karolinakarnkowska334]

I wonder how much forgivnes you would find in your heart after 14yrs in prison(and we're not talking modern prison) for someone who put you there knowing you're innocent :/

[@surjith5279]

Or..... You just didn't understand the book. Also its ok to not like a book

[@ryanc970]

Strongest argument against women's rights right here

[@penumbrahey1075]

It's easy to judge a character in a book when you have never walked in the life of that character. There are probably thousands of Edmonds out there in the prison system. Sent there and doing time for a crime they did not commit only to be framed by the ones they trusted. What else would you have time to think and do. What would YOU do if you had the chance to settle the score. However, there is that old saying. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. "God will give me justice". Some hate, debts, and wrongs cannot go unpunished or left standing.

[@Rokinevythng14]

This girl clearly is missing the point of this story. Apply this shit to real life and see if you wouldn’t be pissed after being tortured and imprisoned under false accusations. People these days get upset for much less, take a seat.

[@bman1067]

You missed the part where he promises God and the old man that he would spend the rest of his life praising God and the good in the world as hard as he fought for the vengeance he sought….did you miss it? Or…..purposely disregarded that part. (No question mark needed for last sentence)

[@jasonmarshall2578]

If he left with gold to live his life he would not of ended up with his real son.The women that never took the cloth off her finger.

[@toddwynn3397]

She's talking about the book, not the movie.

[@theinterfaithshepherd9075]

Kinda like the real Robinson Caruso should have remained on the island.

[@TheSuperQuail]

You're the petty one for complaining about a fictional character in a book from 1844.

[@seriouslyjames7940]

Women ☕️

[@IOU1987]

Don't watch this reel, don't read the comments, too many SPOILERS!!!!

[@HowardWimshurst]

I have to ask... Did you actually read the book? Or did you just read some kind of wickipedia summation if the book's plot? Because that what your analysis seems to suggest.

[@sudoym3484]

Ngl, I would have done worse if it was me…

[@cylusonsteam]

You are living proof that the ability to speak does not mean that one is intelligent

[@RDEVIL-sn8ge]

Women 😂

[@paulcarfantan6688]

Am I right ?

[@MusashiMotto]

Joke or no joke lady my brother went to prison an he has told me some things that go down in there an i have been homeless for around 6 years in the streets of la i will just tell you this it aint a walk in the park an thats modern day im talking about what i went through aint even close to what they treat people in that period i cant imagine the pain he went through an worse part is though he didnt know at the time his girl was pregnant with his kid so it aint being a petty ass bitch its called justice an before anyone says we need to be better if someone tried to to take you away from your family an life wouldnt you yourself say with firm confidence you would not get back at the person who took everything from your life an years of life as well be honest

[@D0Y0u3v3r]

This Comment Section Is So Ironic.

[@joenojoebacks6131]

Any great story can be degraded by such simplification 🤦

[@ardahurkent7238]

She looks how this short is

[@stevepest4143]

Im not sure if she gets it. Or not. I think its the way she talks. Hard for me to follow. But bravo for reading a classic

[@codehaunta9878]

That hairline is petty

[@jeffcampbell2710]

There is not much worse than to be tried for something you didnt do. 2 tears if anger. First thought waking, all day angry, last thing on your mind at bed. Thata jyst being tried. 14 years of a filthy cell? I'd kilked the jailers too.

[@Rahul_Sen97]

I want her in Chateau D'If.

[@velja56ila]

The comment section is spot on.

[@tronmh]

??? Did you really read the book?

[@mondop5270]

Is this girl legit or slightly spectrum???

[@Christobanistan]

You nailed it! 😂

[@killerb6792]

Fantastic book on the abuse of corrupt power, idiotic analysis.

[@jamaicasysbm2580]

This person should be allowed to do reviews